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How's life?
Life is good.
Do you sleep well?
Yes, yes.
Let yourself go.
Relax, open up.
Open up.
That's it. Breathe. Resist.
Open up.
Good. Breathe in.
And out.
Again now, gently.
Breathe in.
And release.
Good.
Relax here.
Digestion? Any constipation?
No.
I mean...
Depends.
Worries? Stress, aggravations?
No more than anyone else. I can't complain.
And work?
It's fine.
Close.
Let yourself go.
Relax.
Close.
Roll over now, please.
How's the family?
Good, great.
Let yourself go.
Kids?
Two daughters.
How old?
10 and 15.
Doing well in school?
Very well. They work hard...
They're very...
Let yourself go.
Relax. Lay back.
Hands on shoulders.
Good.
Let yourself go with me.
Relax.
And with their dad?
How is it going?
It's not.
Good. Breathe.
IT'S RAINING MEN
Iris!
- How are you? - Good, you?
Stressed.
I wish they'd send it via snail mail.
I always feel like I'm the bad student!
Hello. 10th grade, class 3.
- Third floor, room 322. - Thank you.
Aside from her phone, nothing interests her.
- Is Stรฉphane coming? - Yes.
Is Pierre?
Obviously. He insists on being there.
I'm annoyed in advance!
Maybe he won't come after all. A miracle!
Any news from Stรฉphane?
He's on his way.
It's dead between us.
In bed.
We no longer...
It happens.
Don't worry, it comes back.
You should try to...
I don't know, dress more... you know.
Wear lipstick.
It's Pierre.
Hello? Where are you?
3rd floor, room 322!
He got lost! So typical.
Be right back.
Ok.
Have you considered taking a lover?
Excuse me?
Sorry.
I'm Augustin's mom.
- Sorry. - I changed my hairstyle.
Right.
Couldn't be simpler.
Do you have a phone?
Yes.
Tinder.
Or another site. There's something for everyone.
One site specializes in married people.
I recommend DeeLove.
DeeLove.
D... two Es...
Love, L-O-V-E.
Love. DeeLove.
I heard you, thanks.
It saved my life.
You came? I thought you couldn't!
- What about the osteopath? - I went.
- Next! - Let's go back.
- No, no! - C'mon!
Excuse us. He'll give us another minute.
- C'mon. - If you insist.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
It lasted 3 seconds. He said nothing.
Always the same, for good students.
Wait until you see her grades!
Hug me!
The osteo got to you.
Hold me tight.
Hey you two, get a room!
Hi, Pierre!
What's up? Hi, Camille.
- Done already? - Yeah, nothing special.
Hurry, we'll miss our turn.
It was nice for you guys.
You don't know how lucky you are.
Of course we do!
Coming?
A Frozen Woman
Enough of that.
I need sleep.
Me too, I'm done.
Come here.
Goodnight, honey.
Goodnight.
Our girl got straight As.
What a star.
Mom!
We're out of cereal!
Mom!
Where's Mom?
She's not here?
You're not up?
What time is it?
8:10.
Shit! Why didn't you wake me?
All good, I've got this!
Hello Isis.
You've got 86 new likes!
Hello.
I'm Gรฉrald. Nice to meet you.
Hope your day's off to a great start.
Coffee in bed?
Busy this afternoon? It's gonna rain.
I'd love to get to know you.
See if our desires align.
No photo upload?
If our life paths cross,
might we find that timeless oasis
where male and female fuse like yin and yang?
Nice profile.
Mine is... unusual. Tempted?
Overflowing libido. Playful spirit. Write me.
I think I love you already.
Manu.
I'm all about discretion.
Stop looking, you found me. Let's make plans.
Call me: 06-68-95-73.
Shall we make conversation?
The pleasure of giving, the joy of receiving!
No way.
Alphonse, 42 years old...
You like each other!
Hello Isis
Nice to meet you
I see you
Your dot is green!
Sorry.
Excuse me.
Right.
We need to go over this week's schedule.
Yes, whenever you like.
Right, let's not forget.
Enjoy your lunch, Doctor.
You too, Nuria.
Married and adventurous?
Yes.
I'm in the same situation.
No serious relationships?
I have no intention...
of leaving my husband.
Same here.
I'm very much in love with my wife.
But I'm a bit naughty.
You didn't post a photo?
Mr. Lenoir is here.
Great.
Great.
Nuria?
- Can you take a picture of me? - Sure.
For DoctoLib.
Of course.
It's obligatory now.
It is?
- How's this? - Good...
Maybe you could...
look in the direction of the window.
But...
turn your head.
And smile too, maybe.
- Like this? - Yeah.
I'll zoom in.
Not too close.
Look up.
Good.
I took a few, you can choose.
Ok, thanks Nuria.
Thank you so much.
All good?
We're almost done.
Cat got your tongue?
Describe yourself
Height, body type, curves.
Eyes.
Mouth.
Hair.
Color, length.
Good evening!
One, two, three, go!
Hi.
Nice job, honey.
It's burnt.
- Put it back. - It's good anyway.
Don't order me around!
- Say hi to your mom. - I did.
I have good news.
We won the bid.
We got the contract.
I forgot that was today.
Unanimously!
And I get a new phone.
She wasted no time.
We'll see about that.
He promised me.
Congratulations, my love.
I'll be swamped with work.
But it's wonderful.
Shall we toast?
I got some cider.
How was your day?
Good?
Yeah, nothing special.
Come sit down, I've got your glass.
Thanks. To you!
Come see, Dad.
Coming!
Want a crepe?
I'll make one later.
Good job, keep it up.
You've got this.
5 foot 2
Curvy curves.
Brown hair.
Hazel eyes.
Mouth...
Full mouth.
Desired Women Feel Desire
Curvy curves... Yum. A real woman.
Who's that?
eBay.
Tomorrow?
Let's meet up.
Otherwise I'll get annoying.
Buying or selling?
Selling Lili's roller skates.
They're good as new.
Anyway.
Keen customers. They keep asking questions.
I'm 5 foot 8, 78 kilos.
Beard, hazel eyes.
Nuria, focus.
Sorry.
It's eBay.
- Doctor, you can turn off notifications. - Brown hair.
Hairy, love handles...
Excuse me.
How do I do it?
Go into settings.
There.
- Want me to help? - Yes.
You unlock it.
Once in the app, you...
We'll do it later.
What's going on?
Don't worry, Mrs. Kohn. All is well.
Sorry.
Isis?
- Shall we... - Oh yes.
I don't have much time.
Neither do I, so...
So here we are.
Thank you.
Sir...
Thank you.
Cash or card?
- I can... - I'll pay with...
- Contactless? - Yes.
Thank you very much.
You're not mad about the photo?
I don't know what possessed me, I never do that.
Shall we go? To your place?
My place?
Impossible. Now? My place isn't...
I'm sorry.
My son, the babysitter...
My wife will be home soon.
Of course!
Never mind!
I thought you didn't have much time.
Right, forget it!
I told you I'm not alone. Like you.
We'll just need to...
organize something.
Right, of course.
I'd love to, though.
Sorry, I'm going to leave now.
No, why?
- Because I... - You're very...
- You're very pretty! - Thanks.
Seriously.
Women like you, who embrace their sexuality,
their desires, are rare.
Exceptional.
If we can figure out
a time next week, would you like to meet up?
No, I think it'll be too complicated.
You're so beautiful.
Thanks.
I'm enjoying this.
Me too, Alphonse.
- Julien! - Right, sorry.
Is your name really Isis?
Iris.
Nice to meet you, Iris.
I really have to go, I'm sorry.
Goodbye.
Bye.
See you soon.
Screw the rule that says we have to wait after meeting.
It was very nice.
Hope to see you again.
Kisses.
Hi there!
- Hi, Mom. - How are you?
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Sorry.
A patient had an impacted wisdom tooth. Had to dig it out.
He gushed blood. A real gore fest.
Did you guys eat?
I ordered pizza. There's more, if you like.
Is Anna in her room?
Do you mind? I'm in the middle of...
No problem.
Can I see what's under your blouse?
27 years old! No...
No thanks, I've got one already.
23 years old!
Not very tempting.
Not bad!
Hello, Isis.
Hello!
Will you show me a bit of you? In a photo?
I won't be taking off my underwear,
just so you know.
For you women, this is like duck hunting!
Quack, quack!
I'm going to bed.
I'll work a bit longer. See you in a bit.
See you in a sec.
Yeah.
I'm in China, back in a month and a half.
See you then?
Right. Next.
How long have you been married?
16 years.
But we've been together for 22 years.
Same here.
I stayed for exactly 22 years. Funny.
Yeah, crazy.
I've been divorced for 1 year and 7 months now.
And my only regret is that I waited so long.
It's extraordinary.
You'll see.
I have no intention of leaving my husband.
That's what I said too.
I just wanted to feel alive.
But you can't go back.
Once you start connecting to your desire,
your sexuality,
the doors open wide.
It's infinite.
I need to be desired.
How many sites are you on?
Just one.
I joined all of them at first. No exceptions.
I needed to explore.
I wanted to see everything, taste everything...
try everything.
Like when you take a trip.
After all that, do you know what the biggest discovery is?
Yourself.
I surprised myself.
Want anything else? What sounds good?
Tea.
They make great cocktails.
Shall I choose one?
It's too early for me.
It's never too early for a cocktail. Now's the time, Isis.
Hic et nunc!
Tell me what you think.
Oh yes! Delicious.
So...
to pleasure!
To pleasure.
So, with your husband...
How long has it been since...
It happens, sometimes.
It's the same for everyone.
Monogamy is where desire goes to die.
That's why I'm poly now.
Polyamorous. Know what that means?
Yes. Sure!
Of course!
Know tantra?
Nope.
I can initiate you, if you like. It's wild.
I've had amazing experiences.
Really?
Once,
I made a woman come for 6 hours straight.
It was as though we were...
How can I say it?
Up on a plateau.
Peaking at the summit. And...
We weren't coming down.
We weren't coming down.
Are you ok?
I'm ok.
I want you to kiss me!
Wait.
I have to call my husband.
It's me. Everything all right?
I just got out of yoga class with Mathilde.
We're going to a movie.
Do you mind?
Ok, see you later.
Do you live nearby?
There's a cab. Come.
Welcome. Come in.
I'll take your things.
What can I get you to drink?
I know I've got red wine.
White too, but it's not cold.
I have a very good Japanese whiskey.
Or vodka, in the freezer.
No, thank you.
Nothing at all?
I'll take a glass of water.
I've got that.
A glass of water.
- There. - Thanks.
Are you hungry? I'll see what I have.
- No, really. - Pasta?
I'll make pasta.
No thanks.
Nothing?
Well then, I'll come over.
Yes. Please.
Coming.
Music! I'll put on some music.
What do you like?
Well...
Wait, I know what I'll play for you.
This.
Know it?
I don't think so.
I love this song.
You're beautiful.
You too.
Something wrong?
I...
I haven't made love in 4 years.
It's like riding a bike.
Don't worry.
I hope so.
Got a condom?
Of course I do.
Want to put it on me?
I doubt I remember how!
Try.
I did it!
Come.
Do you prefer another way?
Are you ok?
Oh, yes.
You're cold.
Get home safe.
Good evening.
Excuse me, could you turn it up?
Hearts racing, we're gonna crash
Better not go so fast
I loved you in the past
Gonna drown my tears in Versaceโฆ
What's he saying?
I fucked up, I know
Now I'm alone and feelin' low
To only one woman do I say I love you
To only one woman do I say I love you
First time I laid eyes on you
I remember so well
Miss, what are you up to?
Nothing!
Your hip sways made me groggy
Two days later I did you doggy style!
- In what? - "Doggy style."
Gotcha.
You were forbidden fruit
Never shopped at Walmart
You just used me
No Jack honeymoon in Saint Barts
Hearts racing, we're gonna crash
Better not go so fast
I loved you in the past
I'll drown my tears in Versace
I may have my flaws
I admit I was the cause
Now I'm alone and feelin' low
To only one woman do I say I love you
Thank you. Goodnight.
Hey there.
I didn't hear you.
- How are you? - Fine, you?
Get your hair done?
Keep working, don't let me interrupt.
What'd you guys see?
Almodovar.
How was it?
You wanted to go?
Don't worry, I couldn't have. I have no time for anything.
How's Mathilde?
She's great.
She is?
She met someone.
- No way! - Way!
That's wonderful!
He's poly... amorous!
Know what that means?
It's obvious.
Poly = multiple. Amorous = loves.
Oh, right!
So she found another winner.
No actually, he's great.
You met him?
Yeah, actually, he joined us at the movies.
And...
I don't know...
He's interested in many things. I found him fascinating.
Great, if he can make Mathilde happy.
He's curious, open-minded.
I think he's making Mathilde very happy.
What's with you?
Nothing.
Nothing, but...
maybe polyamory isn't such a bad thing.
Oh yeah?
I can't believe you've never heard of it.
- It's crazy, because... - Well, I...
It's a whole philosophy. A set of ethics, even!
It's revolutionary, makes your head spin!
It changes your outlook. It's very popular!
Maybe so.
You're never interested in anything.
Other than your work and the girls.
And you.
Right.
Me? As if.
What?
I got my hair done?
Look at me, dammit!
My hair looks like shit!
I think you look great like that.
Put your earbuds back in, go back into your bubble.
Work, honey, work.
It's just that, you know,
outside, there is life!
There's life, music, fresh air!
There's the sky!
There's people, there's...
Anything is possible!
I don't understand.
Course not. You never understand anything.
I'm gonna take a shower!
What makes you think it's a cavity?
Excuse me.
Meet you tomorrow, mid-afternoon?
Just a sec.
3 days ago, you...
Excuse me.
I have to do something mid-afternoon tomorrow.
Can you rearrange the appointments?
What time?
No set time. Do your best.
Ok.
I'll call them.
I'm counting on you. Thanks.
So, so sorry!
- I'm really sorry. - No worries.
This is Nuria, Dr. Beaulieu's assistant.
Unfortunately,
the doctor has to reschedule tomorrow's appointment.
Sorry once again.
Day after tomorrow is better
I'll just handle this...
Ok for day after!
Urgent business.
January 17th is two months away.
Stop, stop! Nuria!
One second.
Not tomorrow, the day after.
Ok? Day after.
Call everyone. At 4 pm, I'll be gone.
As it turns out,
the doctor can see you tomorrow as planned.
Too much novocaine around here!
To go to 8 Rue Salvador Allende,
head southwest.
Head southwest.
Head southwest.
Yes, hello, it's Isis.
I'll come down to get you.
Hello.
This way.
Go ahead, take off your coat.
Of course.
What is it, are you cold?
No, sorry.
Where should I put this?
I don't know, anywhere you like.
Ok.
Have a seat.
Thanks.
Are you married?
I'd rather you didn't ask questions.
I've decided not to discuss my marital status,
my children or my work.
So what can we talk about?
I have one hour.
What time is it now?
I have to leave by 6 pm at the latest.
So much for talking.
Excuse me, but...
I made some rules for myself.
That's fine.
So, no men looking for a relationship.
No meeting in cafes.
No neighbors, no one near my work.
No boring small talk. Only men who can invite me over.
Sounds like I check all the boxes.
Where's your...
I mean, are you married?
So the rules only apply to you?
Sorry.
I want to kiss you.
Excuse me, I'm truly sorry.
I forgot one thing. Only once, even if it's good.
Great.
So I won't see you again?
No.
But thank you, it was...
Goodbye.
Thunder rumbling
It's gonna pour
Look over there
Don't wanna miss this storm
Leave your umbrella at home
'Cause at five fifty-seven
Something crazy's gonna happen
Men are gonna fall from heaven!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Tall or tiny
Slim or fat
Sweet or hot and spicy
Fair, dark,
bald, ginger
Hairy, hairless, strong, chubby
Mother Nature always provides
She makes them in every shape and size
Get out there, feel the ground
So many options, look around
Teachers, cops, engineers
Cheesemakers, shrinks, job seekers
Hotheaded, mysterious, comedians, big talkers
Quiet ones and dreamers
It's raining men!
Do your Mr. Gervais impression.
So, my little geniuses, give me your homework.
I don't mind saying,
I'm so proud of you. You went beyond!
What champions!
Advanced math is looking good... for kindergarten!
Grades, from low to high...
Fleur Barbier: 1 out of 20. Close call!
1 out of 20!
Do Graboulot! You do her so well.
Hello!
Hello Fleur, how are you?
Salif, hood off, please.
Thanks.
Phones in your bags, ladies. Nice and deep.
You too. Good.
So...
I'd like to use this civics lesson
to talk to you about the notion of consent.
I know you learned in Ms. Sibelle's class
how to put on a condom,
remove it, make sure it's not stuck inside.
But...
today I want to teach you something else,
how to say no.
And especially, how to hear no.
Let's play a little game.
You're up, Fleur.
I made tea. Want some?
No, thanks.
Are you sure? I made it for you. Sugar?
No.
You don't like tea?
You can't know if you don't try.
It's cold out. Tea will warm you up.
With milk.
No.
There you have it. This girl knows how to say no!
Good job, young lady!
Your history teacher taught you that?
Yeah, but it's dumb. Nobody drinks tea.
- Right, but... - Yeah, duh!
Who drinks tea?
- Besides your grandma! - Exactly!
A lot going on at school.
I think it's great they're learning that.
You can laugh, but it's hard to find the right words.
I think that's brave of the teacher.
But I also think they should learn to say yes.
We're saying there's girls
doing things they don't want.
There are...
There are girls doing things.
- Go on. - No, I'm good.
Sure, terrible things can happen.
I know that, honey.
But... if we overprotect ourselves, we never do anything.
For real. I mean, look at you two!
You're almost 16,
and you cling to us like wimps!
C'mon!
What? If you were them,
wouldn't you rather be partying with your friends?
Dancing, meeting people,
discovering your body, other bodies, making out...
I don't know...
getting off!
Your response?
What?
That was brutal.
I'm worried!
She's in her room all day doing homework!
And you're worried?
About what? Anna's brilliant!
I mean, some of us wish we had your problem!
Thanks a lot, Mom.
I didn't mean you, honey.
I'm a good student!
Yes, you are Nino.
You're not always with her.
You don't know what she gets up to.
Yeah, but I can tell.
In some ways she's very mature, but...
When we met, you weren't...
What?
Excuse me, but...
you always told me...
Cover your ears!
...you were the last virgin in your group of friends.
- Sorry! - Right.
Sorry.
Exactly, and I want to save her some time.
That's all.
I'll go see Anna.
No big deal...
Can I have more dessert?
Of course, Nino.
Give me your plate.
Here, honey.
Anyone else?
Lili dear, want a bit more?
I don't want to see you.
I'm sorry.
Come on out. Your mother didn't mean it.
What? Are you in my head?
Stop it!
I'm not in your head.
Sorry honey, but I did mean it.
Say yes to life!
Come join us.
I don't know what's going on, but we need to talk.
- Why'd you say that? - What?
"Last virgin!" It's not their business.
It doesn't matter. No one cares!
Ok, maybe I wasn't very advanced.
Is it any wonder, with my upbringing?
- So... - Easy, honey.
Think it's funny?
Come on.
We'll be going now.
No, why? Stay!
I'll go see Anna.
Me too.
What are you doing?
Looking for my phone.
Is she hormonal?
Hormonal?
Hormonal!
In the kitchen.
- That's you calling? - Obviously.
Have a nice afternoon.
You too.
"No Vanilla"... What's that mean?
Isis?
Yes, hello.
So, shall I...
leave my coat with you?
Thanks.
What's your username mean?
No Vanilla?
You don't know?
The whole vanilla thing.
Common taste. The most popular flavor of ice cream.
Oh, right.
I didn't know.
Right, no. I'm not into vanilla.
Neither am I.
Shall I tie you up?
Excuse me?
I wasn't talking about ice cream.
Up for it?
What time is it?
It's 3:12.
I can't go home right now.
Things are very tense.
This'll calm you down, you'll see.
- Do I get undressed? - No, you're fine.
Get up.
It's out of the question. I will not go back to the old me.
Turn around.
This is the new me. I follow my desires!
Hands behind your back.
Higher.
No, behind your back.
- There? - Yes.
Bend your elbows.
Clench your fists.
Honestly.
How can he not understand? I don't get it.
I don't know what happened. It's a mystery.
- Is it him, is it me? - Shut up!
To begin with, if I'm honest, it was me.
My libido died. I felt nothing.
You're gonna get a big spanking if you continue, Isis.
He was patient.
So patient, it never came back.
They raised you wrong, Isis.
Open your mouth.
What's that?
Be quiet.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
So sorry.
You're lame.
It's my first time.
I don't really know the...
It only works if we both believe.
- Sure. - It's a shared thing.
Right.
I'm no longer in the mood.
Hi.
Are the girls in bed?
I'll go see them.
Anna?
See you tomorrow, sweetie.
Want one?
No, thanks.
I'm late on my deadline.
Do you want to separate?
Kiss me.
After the day I've had?
Didn't you get my messages?
Where were you?
You just waltz in
at 10:30 pm
with no explanations?
I miss the two of us.
I miss us, too.
- What do you think? - Come.
Come!
Stรฉphane, do you cheat on me?
No.
I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow.
No, stay inside!
I can't, I have to take off the...
Oh right, shit.
Wait...
Got it?
Yeah, all is well.
I love your studio.
Reminds me of my younger years.
When I was a student, I had a garret room smaller than this.
Top floor, no elevator.
I had one hell of an ass.
You still have one hell of an ass.
You're sweet.
What's this?
Nothing.
Your skin is amazing.
What are you doing with me?
Cut it out.
Cut what out?
No girlfriend?
Love's not my thing.
Really?
You're wrong.
Don't believe in it?
Believe me, it exists.
Yeah?
Yes.
You've had it?
Is it over?
I don't know.
No tears allowed!
Sorry.
I'll be going now.
Not here. Message.
Hi honey, it's me.
I'm calling about tonight. Meet you there.
I'll try to be there before 7.
Kisses, see you soon.
You can go, just grabbing my things.
Mr. Lenoir called with an abscess.
Says he's swollen like Louis-Philippe.
- Squeeze him in tomorrow. - 5 minutes late.
Tomorrow's impossible, I've already squeezed in 3 patients!
What did I come for again?
Can we talk, Doctor?
The quiche!
Sorry Nuria, no time. I'm running very, very late.
I can't keep working with you.
No judgment, it's your life.
Hurry up
But this is very hard on me.
Juggling patients is stressing me out.
My stomach is in knots.
My eczema is back with a vengeance.
It's raging.
We'll discuss this tomorrow, I promise.
A gentleman is waiting.
A gentleman?
Apparently it's urgent.
Tell him I can't see him now.
Goodnight, Doctor!
- Sir, I'm very sorry, but... - Isis.
It wasn't very nice of you to ghost me like that.
What are you doing here?
I had to see you.
I have to ask you to leave.
I think about you all the time.
Stop, right now.
Watch your manners!
Enough!
Ever heard of consent?
Would you force me to drink tea, for example?
If I didn't want tea?
I don't want tea!
Please, just once. Then I'll go.
Alphonse, no.
Julien.
Julien. That's what I said. So...
come with me, we're leaving.
- Kiss me! - No, that's enough!
I've had enough of this!
I'm running late. Get out!
Scram!
- Not taking the elevator? - It broke down.
Get moving!
I'm running late.
Save me a seat, I'll explain.
I'll hurry. Be right there.
I left my wife!
We separated.
It's not your fault.
You know, Alphonse,
when we met,
I was feeling invisible.
I felt like I was dead.
Then, your desire,
the way you saw me, began to...
It did me a world of good.
You need to move on, Alphonse.
You're charming.
You'll meet a single woman. She'll fall in love with you.
And if you get a toothache, call me.
Don't just show up.
Can I count on you?
Goodbye, Alphonse.
Goodbye, Isis.
Quiet!
Humans,
you plunged the world into disaster.
All the animals,
all the plants...
They're all dead.
I'm here.
But God is merciful,
because God is a woman.
God has decided
to give you one last chance.
But you must stop all meat and plastic.
Otherwise the wrath of God will be terrifying!
Rain!
Listen, a patient showed up just before 7!
No appointment, and Nuria let him in!
I'd have been on time!
What'd he have?
No clue.
Maybe it was serious.
No, it wasn't serious.
- When'd you get here? - Late.
The main thing is I saw Lili.
Excuse me, let God's father through!
I'm God's father, let me pass!
How's it going?
Can God's father get a glass of red wine?
Thanks,
mere mortal.
Cheers.
God's mother wants a drink too.
So she can toast with God's father.
To the end of the world.
I brought a quiche.
- Dad! - Coming!
My darling!
Good thing you were there.
You saved humanity!
I know, but Arthur ripped my dress.
It's tiny, no big deal.
He did it on purpose.
It's ok, I'll fix it.
No big deal at all.
Mom'll take you home.
I don't want to leave!
I'll go get Anna.
Forget it, she's with her friends.
I'll get her.
See you later, then?
Reinventing Love
Goodnight, honey.
Don't wake your sister.
- Did you have fun? - Yeah.
I'll carry her to bed.
Leave her be.
Doesn't matter.
Thanks.
Here.
I had a few drinks, I'll...
sleep on the couch.
Really?
Goodnight.
I'm sorry I came so late.
God forgave me.
No more meat or plastic for me.
I want to save the planet.
I need you.
Only just realizing that now?
Maybe.
I'm really into you.
You've got some nerve.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Go to bed.
I love it when you give me orders.
See you tomorrow.
Good morning.
You ok, honey?
Excuse me.
Eat up.
There's no milk.
Hang on.
There.
I want you.
The bathroom's free.
Morning, honey.
Want breakfast?
No, I'm late.
Cool skirt.
Fleur gave it to me.
- You rock it. - Thanks.
Want to sleep over at hers?
I don't know.
Ask.
Go brush your teeth, we're late.
I can! I'll go grab my stuff.
- Want help? - No, I'm good.
Ok.
I'll go get dressed.
- Morning, Nuria. - Morning, Doctor.
Still angry at me?
You won't leave me, will you?
Let's have lunch today.
I can't. I'm meeting someone.
Tomorrow?
My treat.
Ok.
Great!
Mr. Retors is here.
Let's go.
My sister will take Lili tonight.
Right, time to work.
Not changing?
Sure I am.
Where was my mind?
Sorry, I had a whole series of...
Nothing serious?
No, rest assured, all is well.
After you.
It was hurting like hell.
Then yesterday, the pain stopped.
Sometimes that happens.
Don't you worry, we'll fix all that for you today.
Excuse me.
It's my husband.
I want to lick you.
Ok, let's get the ball rolling.
Open wide.
You have beautiful teeth.
It's true! Such a pleasure to see.
Now, let's see what happened while I was gone.
Open wide, that's right.
Good.
Perfect.
You can go.
On my way home.
Me too.
Hurry up.
Thank you.
Be there in 10.
My patience has limits.
Wait.
Let me look at you.
Come.
What? Stop laughing.
To my father
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