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WITH COMMENTARY BY THE JACKAL

Sixth and final episode. We'll watch it with Cristina D'Avena.

We want answers.

-Go, go, go! -Go! Go!

I feel like you're saying, "Yeah, okay,

"we have a nice connection, but keep a distance."

Of course. You know why?

Because you keep behaving like this, Hindya.

Do you think I'm going to court someone else?

-Then why did you ask me that? -Then you speak!

If you want to talk to me, let me talk. Or else--

-Luca, you have to listen. -No…

-You can't just talk to yourself! -To myself?

You talk over me!

Make peace with yourself, then come talk to me.

Listen to me, darling. Listen to me. Don't act like that.

Enough, Hindya.

How rude is Luca.

-Isn't he? Right. -You don't act like that.

Cristina, who do you think will win this edition?

-But they don't win anything. -They don't?

-No. -I mean…

Guys, let's play a little game in the living room, a board game.

"Let's play a little game!"

"Let's play a board game."

Guess the name of the game.

The game of…

-The bottle. -Truth.

-No! -You always think about that.

The game of truth.

Because telling the truth is a game.

"Marta, is it really just physical attraction with Simone?"

Yes, for the time being.

He's certainly a very interesting person.

I like him. And…

But, yes, it's sexual. I mean, it's really strong.

I'm sorry, Cristina.

-Cristina, we apologize. -You respond to a woman's advances with…

Good.

-No! Cristina, you too! -No, no, no.

"Luca,

"what bothered you about Hindya's behavior…

"today?"

Hindya cannot answer.

Here we go.

Do you think there will be quarrels after this game?

-Maybe. -Truth and dare?

I was annoyed at her taking so far

a situation that I consider very…

tasteless. That's all.

People with feelings are unbearable.

-Really? -My gosh!

"Hindya, between you and Luca, who is more involved?"

She's about to cry.

Jesus, you guys are assholes.

Me.

She said it.

And he feels bad about it, because he wouldn't want that.

"Simone."

"Are you going to the urologist when you get back home?"

"How do you feel about Marta?"

There is a lot of physical attraction.

I've reassessed you positively in the last two days.

And I had a really good time with you last night.

"Milena."

-Who the fuck is Milena? -She didn't do anything.

"Are you attracted to someone in the villa and don't dare to say it?"

So far, I'm only attracted to one person, and I think you know who.

Ivan.

-Jacopo. -Yeah.

Samuele.

Giancarlo, Simone.

-Who? -You.

Okay, but Samuele and Milena are a featureless couple.

"Hindya, Luca…

"where are you at?"

Watch out!

Where are we at? I honestly dunno.

-Jesus… -My God, Luca…

He has no feelings.

He's such an asshole. Sorry, I said "asshole."

Well, it doesn't matter. It's okay.

I'll turn you off.

-You forgave him. -He's a son of Smurfette.

Yeah, that's right.

This relationship is a mess.

When we are close, we are close. Then, after an hour, we are far apart.

We don't know.

"Roberta, are you attracted to Giancarlo?"

I've always said I like his personality.

But like I told you, you're not exactly my prototype.

She learned the word "prototype," and said it six times. And it's wrong.

-With a closed "o." -"Prototype."

-"Prosthetic." -"Prototype."

"Anna, would you have a night of sex with Marta and Simone?"

Look at Simone. He's hoping for it.

Yes.

I confirm.

-Simone confirms it. -Of course he does.

Look, what a dirty maniac!

Just for fun. Not when Anna is around, but when Rita is there.

It tickles me. But you already know that.

I have no problem in showing my very free sexuality.

I don't think she's telling the truth.

What are you, an investigator, Ciro?

-This duality with Anna and Rita… -She actually plays with it.

It's one or the other depending on what suits her.

But, in the end, what the fuck do we care?

This triangle…

No?

So far, it has two sides. The third one is missing.

So it's a "biangle."

Isn't that right, Anna?

-Simone, you are a manipulator. -A pig.

I'll give Marta the hairy eyeball. From here it's more effective.

-Why would you do that? -We are waiting for your answer.

I understand, because there is sexual attraction towards both of you.

But there's a well-formed ecosystem between me and Anna…

…and another one between me and Simone. They're two different things, you know.

I don't want to mix things up.

Just do it.

I decide. You don't decide for me.

-We were just kidding. -I don't give a shit.

"Would you do it?" These things happen on their own.

-And… -It has to come naturally.

Sex is beautiful, and I experience it naturally.

Sex is beautiful, and so are her closed vowels.

-Don't feel objectified. -I feel a certain way, Simone.

Stop, end of the story. I'm going to the bathroom.

Why did she feel so bad about that? I was joking.

But why do these people feel bad and try to express their feelings?

Be consistent, like empty containers.

Cristina, who do you think will form a couple in this last episode?

-Well, I don't know. There's… -There's still…

Those still available are

-Giancarlo… -Well, Giancarlo.

-…a tree… -Giancarlo, I mean…

…and Baanksy.

As you know, I see aspects of your character,

like these hissy fits, right?

Which I don't like. You know that.

-What are "hissy fits?" -"Hissy fits?"

Cristina, is it some language we don't know and you may have learnt

-through your cartoon culture? -I'm trying to understand.

But what I've seen is

that you are not with me the same way you are with them.

I've already told you the way I see you.

I'm having a hard time.

You also don't play with me like you play with other girls.

Let's live it and see how it goes.

You live things the way you want to live them, and you figure things out.

From whatever point of view you look at it, it's complicated.

That's what this experiment teaches, isn't it?

-What? Sex is bad. -That, eventually, you fall in love.

-True. -Of course.

-You can't run from love. It's impossible. -True.

I know, but complicated things don't discourage me.

That's not who I am.

You're a pain in the ass anyway.

They made peace!

-Finally! -Peace!

-No! -No!

She is possessed.

-The spiritual coach! What is she doing? -Madam Mim.

Guys, come here!

Gosh, Hindya!

She gives me so much anxiety. She's back to being evil.

I feel nervous.

"Guys, tomorrow will be a very important day."

What else?

-That's it. -What does that mean?

Sure, keep us anxious.

Can I just say one thing?

-Who the fuck cares? Let's have a drink. -Love that!

-Well said. -Giancarlo is a philosopher.

Guys, there's another envelope! I knew it.

-There's another envelope! -I liked this.

-I knew it. I felt it inside. -Come on.

"Some of you will return to Italy."

No!

-Oh, my. -Their visa has expired.

I wish Marta was one of them.

You think they'll do that so that Simone and Anna…

-Got it? -…have the green light.

It's pointless to think about it. I mean, as much as it may be--

Let's live our night as if it were the last.

-Giancarlo's still looking for excuses… -Poor thing.

-That's right. -…to screw.

"Let's get all naked and play."

I'm sorry because, honestly,

I would spend the rest of my life here with you.

With the people who are here.

I think we created a group that is a family.

Then there's the fact that,

to tell you the truth, I've been living alone since I was 18.

Many times when I go home,

I'd like to talk to someone, but I'm alone. What should I do?

I don't feel like calling my mom or my dad to tell them, "I have this problem."

Everyone has their own issues.

Here it felt like family.

-How cute! -You like going on a free vacation, huh?

Fabio, you never said such a thing to us.

There must be a reason.

Even the fact that at night we go to bed,

and I tell you my impressions and so on… I'd be upset just for that.

Because…

I spent time with people… Brothers.

It's like you're all my brothers.

Gosh, Roberta, how can you not…

-That's so sweet! -See?

-What can I tell you? -Come on, guys, only good vibes.

Giancarlo is the best competitor ever.

-Do you know why we love him? -Why?

Because he's the only one who didn't get laid. He's the failure of this show.

My gosh.

How many stones were there? I didn't count them.

Gosh, what the heck!

-What the heck? -What a fucking anxiety!

I don't want to do this.

-No! -One, two…

three.

"Luca,

"Anna,

"Milena."

"This is your last night in the villa."

What?

-Look how he is crying. -See how he is crying, poor thing?

-Darling. -Why is Giancarlo crying?

-Because he's sorry that they're leaving. -Of course.

Bro, you can't leave.

Please!

And why is Roberta crying?

Roberta… We don't know.

It almost bothers me that they have feelings too.

I'm so sorry for them.

But this is not a tragedy.

I don't know how I'll react when I leave.

Maybe I'll cry.

How will I react, when I have to leave the show?

-Fabio, will you be sorry when she leaves? -Maybe I'll cry.

You guys meant so much to me

-Let me tell you something. -during a very bad time

-in my life. -Luca…

-If you cry… -I mean…

Luca, you know the good thing? I think this will continue outside.

I'm happy about this, and I can only say thank you.

-This is real. -I just want you guys to be happy.

I wish I could have known you better. I wish we could have talked.

-But will you be there when we leave? -Of course.

-There's love in this friendship. -Of course.

-What do you think? -I'm not thinking anything.

I don't want to leave, obviously. I don't want to leave you, leave them.

They told them, "You guys are going on an incredible vacation, full of sex…"

They're miserable.

I hope our relationship will continue outside.

Don't talk to me like that, because now I'll cry.

Because I really love you.

I'll cry a lot.

-Simone… -"I love you." You just want--

You guys are monsters! You suck! Can't he actually love her?

-Calm down! -Shame on you!

-Yes, sure, but we know… -All right.

He might have feelings, but Simone only wants one thing.

I never had a family.

I don't know what it feels like to have a family.

For the first time in my life, I felt like I belonged somewhere.

I love you. Thank you, all.

Here's to us.

You have it? Cheers.

Meanwhile, there's an elf delivering letters.

She's a tax collector, actually.

It's not over.

-Please… -It's long, isn't it?

"It all started without knowing what was going to happen."

"You have dived into an engaging adventure."

"A few days ago, you never thought you would experience such strong emotions."

"In fact, this is the last night for all of you."

"Celebrate to make the most

"of an experience that will remain unforgettable."

-Got it? She provoked them. -Wow!

-The spiritual coach provoked them. -Can I say something?

This spiritual coach. I've completely re-evaluated her!

Look, Ciro, you're almost as coherent as Marta.

-Great! -Yes!

This is for the best! Totally!

We all come in and go out together. I feel more peaceful this way.

It's becoming Lost's plot, isn't it? I mean…

-You live together, you die alone. -They can't get out of there.

-We are going home. -We're leaving.

The spiritual coach first caused them distress and then made them happy.

Like when they deprive laboratory mice of water.

No!

Guys, to this family that came in together and goes out together!

How beautiful!

-Swimming pool? As we are now. -Go, now! Go!

Three, two, one, go!

On the last night, they release all inhibitions.

Move from behind me!

-What was that? -I don't know. I wanted to do the same!

Guys, magic trick. Come.

-Magic tricks. -All right, make me disappear.

-Look, how beautiful. -Now she will take off her underwear.

-She's gone! -She's disappeared!

-Come, you do it. Let's see if you can. -Yes!

-You have to yell, though. -Go.

Roberta didn't understand the game. Did you see that?

I didn't understand the game.

Come on, let's try again. You got it now, right? Go, you got it now.

Are you ready? You have to yell.

Why?

Oh, my! It's even worse!

I wanted to ask you,

do you also feel that we are a big family after these six episodes?

-Of course. -True.

Why, Fabio?

Because I realized that I have to leave home.

What's on his face? I don't get it.

He's imitating Roberta.

-It's a gold mask. -A gold mask…

Because she wears this… Why am I explaining this to you?

"No, guys, madness."

-"Is there a gluten-free breakfast?" -Yes.

"Thank you. world. Thank you, heaven. Thank you, universe. Thank you, all."

Madness!

He's amazing!

I bet Giancarlo will be on Big Brother next year.

Oh, my gosh.

"Hopefully today will be another day

"of heavy work,

"so I can sit and watch you."

-It was the same. Tell me it wasn't. -Same as who?

-As you. -How dare you?

-Madness. -Pure madness.

Is everything all right?

-Good morning, guys! -Hi!

Jacopo, what sort of bad omen are you bringing now?

-He's a real estate agent. -True!

As you know, this beautiful adventure is about to come to an end.

It is over because South Africa banished them.

Before leaving South Africa,

I thought I'd let you live one last experience.

You're going to tidal pools,

wonderful rock-cut pools in the middle of the ocean.

They will make your last day in Cape Town unique.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Thank you.

Would you ever participate in a program like this?

-I don't know. -"I don't have the right bathing suit."

There you go. Good one. And I don't have the glitter and the gloss.

-Here she is, out of nowhere. -Oh, my gosh.

Welcome to the tidal pools.

I brought you here to overcome our limitations and be reborn.

-This is a moment of great pathos. -Let's see.

What did this vacation leave you with?

Samuele.

So much more confidence, so much strength. I feel stronger.

Anna.

Surely more self-awareness.

It was a good test, and I'm very proud of myself.

I found that in times that may seem difficult,

you just roll up your sleeves, and try to face them and move on.

It's not like you've been through trouble in a six-story villa.

-This is how you roll up your sleeves. -Yes, this is it.

I certainly did things I never thought I could do.

That's great. Luca.

I learned how to jump, which I had never done before.

-You gave up that insecurity. -Yes, a little bit.

Roberta.

I found these new friends that I hope I will keep in real life.

-That's right, come on. The most… -That's right.

…sensible thing was from Roberta.

Not running away from problems when you face them,

but trying to analyze them and move on.

So an inner change from an old Marta to a new Marta.

Simone.

I liked seeing my most sensitive side,

that I've probably kept inside forever.

And I have to thank them because listening and talking to them

helped me so much to externalize such a thing.

After the fourth consecutive intercourse,

-he realized it's not for him anymore. -No.

"I need more."

-"I need flowers, wheat fields, sunsets." -Of course.

Hindya.

In this experience, I tried to go back to when I was a child,

to my inner core, for my values, etc.

And I was lucky because I found them, in different ways, in each one of them.

-Bless you. -I'm allergic to considerations.

All right, guys, I now ask you to look at your reflection in the water.

In Africa, they say, "In the sea, as in life, there is so much confusion,

"but also so much freedom."

It is time to be free so that we can be ourselves.

I ask you to fall back in the water.

You with the sea.

Look up.

Look, Hindya got emotional.

By hearing the word "sea."

Cristina watching the sixth episode thinks it's a show about culture,

society, love…

You missed the hot nights.

This is how you see them, but they didn't just explore the inner self.

"Inner self."

-Let yourself go. Let it out, love. -Africa is magical. Africa is sacred.

Hold hands.

You all said you have a beautiful relationship,

so the others' energy will be something stronger

to allow you to find the strength to do it.

Put your hands up.

One, two, three!

-Well done, spiritual coach, well done! -We're kids.

We are children and now we play!

-We must stay children. -Well said.

-Well said, Cristina! -We must play. Let's play.

No! Fabio made me…

-Darn! -I want candy!

Do you know why I don't play?

-Do you know why I'm so cynical? -Why?

-I was never a child. -No…

Guys, this is the end of our experience.

But I hope you'll take home a lot of things from this vacation.

-Thank you. -Thank you!

-With all my, heart, you guys are amazing. -Thank you. So are you.

Guys, here's to this end.

May it be a fresh start instead!

In my opinion, dancing in a disco is overrated.

-The sunset brings out the best of us. -But especially…

Do you remember that night in Gallipoli, you and I?

-Jesus! -How many things we did!

-Remember what they called you? Pollon. -Troublemaker.

Now I'll take my shirt off,

so I can make it clear what "Italian beef" means.

See? Italian beef.

In the end, I have to thank you because…

…you made me feel good, despite everything.

Despite you being an asshole.

As much of an asshole I may seem, and I probably am…

Insensitive, selfish, in my own world, thinking only of myself often.

I admit that I like a woman like you, with such a character.

So, in my opinion, apart from the mask and the desire to delude ourselves

that it was just

a sexual and passionate thing between us,

our relationship wouldn't have been this way

if there wasn't something else that will lead us I don't know where.

Take off your glasses when talking to me.

Yes, Mistress.

Yes, Sergeant!

You are indeed a beautiful person.

And I really hope that whatever happens, this will continue outside.

-Text me. -No, you text me.

No, you text me!

Do you think this thing will continue outside as well?

-I don't think it will. -I don't think so.

Great, let's move on.

Cristina, you're the one who taught us to believe in love!

-Not to Simone, though! This isn't love! -Come on!

It's over, isn't it?

Are you sad?

I'm still taking home a lot of good emotions.

And I don't know…

… how it could continue between us once in we go back to real life.

Just like that?

I don't trust myself much.

Not because I don't like you,

but simply because, when I feel that I like someone, I run away.

This is the least interesting love story.

-In life. -Ever.

In the world.

But I hope they continue outside.

I want to thank you anyway,

because I didn't think I'd find a person who could bring out a side of me

that I don't show to anyone. That's never happened to me.

It was a surprise for me as well.

To our friendship, and to this group of these four!

Imagine how beautiful it would be

-if Giancarlo finally got to fuck? -Let's hope until the end.

He really won because he found real friends, a family.

Satisfaction is not found in sex.

No, but if it happens, it's nice.

This girl is pretty.

Look, guys!

Is that Giancarlo?

-Guys! Giancarlo did it! -He made it!

-I can't believe it! He did it! -Giancarlo did it!

If Giancarlo did it, we can all do it!

Go, Giancarlo! Yes!

Do what?

You didn't cheer like this even when we brought in democracy.

It's weird for me to deal with emotions in this way.

But I think it's time for us

to at least say goodbye.

Not for good.

I don't want this to be a farewell,

because I firmly believe that you are a beautiful person.

With your merits and flaws.

Despite our fights, which I believe made the relationship between us

even more human and true.

In the end, she was the most mature of all, our Poison Ivy.

That is true.

In my opinion, we could have been a beautiful couple.

It would kill me if I never saw you again,

because you also taught me a lot,

as much as you are my little one.

Oh, my goodness, "It would kill me."

I'm sorry, but they introduced themselves with their aphorisms.

"In a couple, I'm the one who decides."

And then they're hugging?

-Well, come on! -This was the point. Mission accomplished.

-Never judge a book by its cover. -Oh, well…

Besides, they don't read.

-They've never opened one. -Right.

For someone like me, certain aspects of your character, are not easy.

But I like you, so…

for now,

I can bear them.

More than anything, I take my own time.

It's not that I'm complicated.

I take my time. Because I look like someone who doesn't give you…

attention in a situation where we're not there yet.

Got it?

-I don't understand him when he speaks. -It's hard to follow.

You can tell me what you want, but I don't understand him.

-You're right. -Because he articulates the speech.

-You didn't get it. -No, his thoughts are disconnected.

I've always given you attention. I don't want you to think otherwise.

I told you my thoughts. Do you want me to understand you?

-Do you want to make me happy? -I want to get to know you.

-I want to experience what you feel. -You want to get to me…

I want to get to know you. I want to be with you.

I want things to be natural. I don't want to make you happy.

I got it.

How can they kiss after he said, "I don't want to make you happy?"

Anyway, I won't give you my number.

They are cute, after all.

-They found each other. -Right?

In South Africa we are all cuter.

-Look at the sunset over there. -Gosh, I love sunsets. How beautiful!

So beautiful, guys.

-Hashtag, "Madness!" -Madness!

Pure madness!

-What a beautiful scene. The sea… -Beautiful.

-It's beautiful. -Nice to see other people do that, huh?

-What? -Very fun.

-It's over! -No! Already?

-Thank you. -We had fun and got attached to them.

Fabio doesn't want to admit it,

but he's crying because he's sad that it's over, right?

-It's over! -I know. Now we'll watch it again.

-Wait! -No, come! Look.

Luca and Hindya are getting to know each other.

He got the same tattoo as her on his arm.

The expectation of pleasure is pleasure itself.

He obviously did it with a marker

-just to send the photo. -Oh, well…

Samuele finally broke through to Milena's heart.

They met again. Unfortunately, it only lasted one weekend.

The authors of the show will be happy that they decided to be together outside.

Giancarlo went to visit Roberta in Milan. Unfortunately, it Didn't work out.

She's in Miami, he keeps wowing the crowds with his choreographies.

-Well done, Giancarlo. -He won.

-For me Giancarlo is the winner. -He won.

The passion between Marta and Simone ended in South Africa.

Perhaps they'll need another trip to get the spark back on.

Are you happy? They confirmed the sequel of Holiday Crush.

-And Simone will be back. -I will kill myself.

Camilla became a self-defense teacher against baboons,

and is filing the patent for blonde bangs.

Good job, Camilla!

She's the first with blonde bangs in Italy.

-Forget Raffaella Carrà. -I don't care.

How do you teach self-defense against baboons?

Anna has finally found love.

It is an open relationship, since Rita is also in it!

I'm very happy for her. Good luck, good luck, good luck.

Jacopo stayed in South Africa. He is organizing a better vacation.

Jacopo finally did something good.

Jessica decided to walk home. She's still in Tanzania.

Maybe the money ran out.

Baanksy set aside painting and teaches yoga all over South Africa.

By the way, it's the first sheep with bangs.

The baboon Shumba became the guardian of the villa.

In the meantime, he got married.

There's also the baboon! Look at that beautiful expression!

So Shumba had more love stories than Giancarlo.