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WITH COMMENTARY BY THE JACKAL

-Want to see the fourth episode with us? -Yeah!

-Shall we continue? Are you up for it? -Of course.

-Okay, let's go. -Okay, fourth episode!

Almost a tie between Anna and Camilla.

-Who's the last one to vote? -They're going to say it.

Giancarlo.

I feel like voting for you…

Cami.

-La Pina was right! Well done! -She's a fortune-teller.

There can only be one blonde.

All right, I don't know what to say.

When in doubt, Simone is like, "Come here, let's do it before you leave."

I really didn't see that coming, guys.

I never thought so many people would vote for me.

Come hug me.

Assholes.

Oh, honey.

But she will remember this incredible experience

where she learned things about monkeys, right?

Absolutely.

Guys, we're going to have a good time tonight!

No, come on, guys. She's giving me anxiety.

-Not her. -No, come on.

Of all the blondes, couldn't they kick out the spiritual coach?

She has the some haircut as my granny.

-It's suspicious. -Never trust that.

-See? She removed two stones. -Two stones that bring bad luck.

Where are Hindya and Luca? Where did they go?

They abandoned us here.

-No way. -No.

-No way. -What is this supposed to mean?

The spiritual coach has split the group. Hindya and Luca are on their own now.

Let's pretend we're at the villa and the others are coming now.

The spiritual coach guides them spiritually.

-What do you think they'll do spiritually? -Nothing.

Let's play a game. I ask you one thing and you ask me another.

-Nice. -This game is called…

It's called "conversation."

Guys, it's such an intimate moment, and you're…

Because we know this is not going to lead anywhere.

-You have a sister, don't you? -Yes.

Tell me about the relationship you have with her.

I have a good relationship with her.

-But? -No, there is no "but."

It's just that…

The way we've been brought up was…

Let's just say we've always had a bit of a cold relationship.

There isn't a lot of sentimentality, not a lot of kisses or hugs between us.

I like that she put on a nice dress for the occasion and he's wearing a tank top.

I like your idea of a "nice dress." I like it very much.

No, she's all dressed up for the evening, and he's just being there.

What do you think?

I think you can understand me.

And so…

I'd like to try and talk to you a little bit.

I'm falling in love.

I come from a family situation that is not rosy at all.

Which ended with the death of my father…

who, six years ago…

shot himself at home.

-Oh, my gosh. -Holy crap.

And…

it was quite a tragedy.

And what does this thing lead you to do? It leads you to…

to put up even more walls around yourself.

So many things.

But I want to live this experience because…

I mean, in a very positive way.

Because it happened at the right time and there's probably a reason for that.

Absolutely.

So…

So, come here.

-You're not alone. -I know.

Luckily, I found a lot of great people.

It must be said that Luca chose to live this experience in a positive way,

which is to overcome…

-A difficult moment. -…a great trauma in his life.

But seriously, let's hope he enjoys it because he needs some lightheartedness.

-Exactly. Now let's see… -This moment is very sweet, I have to say.

Stop. Here comes Anna Rita's ass.

I'm not ready for these mood swings. For real.

Guys, to this super fun night!

And to love!

To love! To love!

-You look so beautiful when you sip. -You start with the compliments, I see.

-Nothing for him yet. -The only one who hasn't gotten laid yet.

-He said they would run out of condoms. -They have more and more condoms.

Guys, I'm starting an online petition for Giancarlo.

-Anyway, I must say I love your outfit. -Oh, yeah.

My dream has always been to go to a farm

and find a girl like you.

A girl with feathers who blends in with the animals.

Will this couple blossom?

I don't know, I'm staring at her collar. What is that, feathers?

I hope so for Giancarlo,

because he's the only one who hasn't been able to…

But she said she doesn't like the beard, period.

You have eyes like a peacock, with those crazy eyelashes.

-"Eyes like a peacock," Fabio. -My gosh.

-They have so much in common. -Yeah.

-How tall are you again? -Let's see if you remember.

So, I have a bad memory. 1.87 meters tall?

"I have a bad memory." Sounds great. Let's take notes.

-1.93 meters? -1.91.

-1.91? -1.91.

They did well to keep this blonde because she's more…

-More? -More…

-Outgoing. -She's getting busy.

Let's make a toast.

The others might be in the nicest club in Cape Town, but…

-But this is not bad either. -On the contrary.

It's great.

I'd say this is a beautiful place.

It is.

I think they'll become best friends.

But they've been drinking, so I wouldn't be so sure.

Drinking cold wine in hot water. I would get instant diarrhea.

-But that's how I am. -Oh, well…

In the most embarrassing…

moments.

Why is she rubbing the glass against her nipples?

-Some people do that. -Really?

-Some people do that. -It's works like a soothing cream.

-Shall we continue our game? -Yeah.

I couldn't wait.

Let's play a game.

I put something in my mouth, and so do you.

It's called "eating."

How do you define yourself?

Tell me five words that you can identify with.

-Well… -I mean, words that define you.

Sensitive, cheerful…

-Nice. -You knew what to say. "Nice."

-"Humble." -Humble.

I have no flaws… That's five.

No.

Gosh, are they still talking?

-It's getting late. -Come on!

Guys, come on.

Meanwhile, in Cape Town's most obscene nightclub…

Wait, you're choking me.

-After I drink… -You said, "Down, down…"

But this is my fourth drink. You only had two.

No, this is my third one! I'm so drunk.

We'll have another one in a bit. Kiss me.

Watch out.

-What did I tell you? -They didn't kiss.

You can't really tell.

That's another girl, it's not Roberta.

-He mixed them up. They look the same. -Look at Roberta.

-Roberta. -Roberta?

She always comes at the wrong time.

-Roberta got jealous. -Look at her. She's marking her territory.

My favorite is Anna Rita.

-What sign are you? Scorpio? -Aries.

Right. Okay. Very dangerous.

Ivan is Aries, too. You two have a lot in common.

The moment I dare to do something, you glare at me.

-Why do you have to make things up? -Is that not the truth?

Well, in the meantime, you got busy.

-What did you say to me now? -You didn't waste time.

Ah, she's still mad because after they…

But why? She slept with Rita.

-I was a little behind in the game. -Fuck off.

-You asked me, "Are you guilty of guilt?" -I think you are guilty of guilt.

In fact, what do they expect, monogamy?

No, but the moment he walked into the house, the girls were all his.

Can we talk about this at home? Can we enjoy this party?

Stop drooling over all these women.

Bravo.

Amazing.

You should feel lucky.

-Why is that? -Because…

-Oh, my God. -Hold on.

-Why should I feel lucky? -Just because.

Why? Because if it weren't for the alcohol, you wouldn't…

No, do I seem so outgoing that I would kiss someone or sit on their lap?

I'd say yes.

Don't make me tell you what it seems like to me.

-You know I'm… -It's not like we're doing…

No, I get it, but the way I usually am…

It's not like we just met.

-I mean, yesterday we talked. -I know.

We met yesterday and today we're fucking. We follow the natural course of things.

No, I'm just saying that this is already a lot for me.

-It's really hot. -Too hot.

Too hot.

Go, Luca, go! You can do it, Luca!

It's too hot.

-He's going for it. -Go, Luca, go!

-We may have to stay here tonight. -No.

This is it.

-No, it's not clear. -He made it! Go, Luca!

Finally some joy!

Some joy! Yes!

-Go Luca, well done! Love triumphs! -Go!

We're home, guys!

-Here we are! -We're back!

This is the group my girlfriend thinks I hang out with when I go out without her.

What a dream!

She overestimates you?

Can I be honest?

As soon as I got here and saw you,

I thought, "Damn, she's hot!" I mean, you really just…

I mean, you turn me on.

Simone! Also Anna Rita? Will you calm down?

Can I ask you something? Do you want to do something?

I don't mean with me, in general.

Is there someone you want to sleep with?

-You. -Me?

-In terms of sex. -Me, then.

I don't know.

Because he's horny.

You don't have to laugh if it doesn't make you laugh.

Are you changing your mind about me?

This situation with Marta and the other girl.

I mean, you can do as you like.

As for the relationship between you and Marta,

I agree with you because you were in bed, and you didn't do anything.

-No. -The other girl came and provoked you.

No, Rita, you're downplaying what happened.

-Who are they? -Luca and Hindya.

Who is Luca and who is Hindya?

-So that's how it is now. -Yes.

Why do you act like this?

-See? -Because you're pissing me off, Simone.

Because you're an incoherent, phony piece of shit who gets on my nerves.

Oh, well…

-I've been thinking about some things. -Go on, think.

-You were the first. I mean, now why… -The first what?

Marta got jealous.

Yes, she's annoyed. She's talking to him, but looks the other way.

-Marta's anger is very obvious. -She is in love.

Just because you didn't fuck someone else…

Except you slept with Anna.

That was before you, Simone, not after 30 minutes.

Come on, Simo! Don't do this to me, you're pissing me off.

Ah, do you see her rationale?

"I also had sex with someone else, but 12 hours ago, not 30 minutes ago."

Can I ask you not to ponder too much about these things?

We had an argument.

-You had an argument? -Yes.

You and Marta? Why?

I went into the bathroom and she asked, "Do you want to take a bath with me?"

I said, "Sure, Anna only exists when you argue with Simone, right?"

Marta asked Anna to do dirty things before she argued with Simone. Got it?

I told her that I didn't like this situation.

And she said, "Look, what happened between you and me

is not like what happened between me and Simone."

In my opinion, this is ridiculous.

She's clutching at straws or trying to manipulate the situation as she likes.

-She's becoming Anna Karenina. -See?

I wasn't born yesterday. I'm the youngest, but I'm very mature and I know that.

I used to do this shit when I was 13 to get Mom and Dad's attention.

The Bold and the Beautiful's plot is less intricate.

True.

No one wants to play good cop or bad cop here.

I just feel like I'm a victim of your games.

You go to Simone and then come to me, you come to me and then go to Simone.

I rejected you in the bathroom and you went to Simone.

What the fuck are you saying?

Simone rejected you, you came back…

Simone did not reject me. No one did. What are you talking about?

Whose games?

Anna, whose games? I'm 30 years old. I don't play games.

-Go to sleep. -You live in a parallel world, Anni.

Sleep.

I don't understand anything anymore. Who is Anna and who is Rita?

Did Marta have sex with Rita or Anna?

Prime, you need to make us watch simpler TV shows.

Anna.

Anna.

-She's sleeping. -Marta's upset.

She's crying.

-Is she crying? -No!

-No way! -Let's be honest.

If you watch this show,

it's because you want to see those moments of passion, right?

If you show me an emotional moment at the height of the passion,

it makes me nervous.

I totally agree.

What does this tell you?

I don't care about Anna and Marta arguing!

I…

Fabio became too passionate about this show.

-He doesn't want to admit it. -Guys…

I'll leave the radio to do this all day long.

I'll leave my life to do this.

Now we'll see…

There they are!

They look so happy!

They had the best night.

No!

Luca only has tank tops in his suitcase.

-You left us behind. -How did it go?

A bit messy. We had fun, it was good.

-I had a good fight with… No. -I don't believe you.

But Marta and I almost did. What about you?

-We… -We lost the bus.

Yes.

I think you were upstairs.

I already knew that!

-Good morning! -There he is!

-Guys, Jacopo makes me anxious! -Nice outfit!

What is he doing now?

So, Luca, Hindya, I'm sorry about what happened,

but I'm sure you found a way to keep each other company, right?

I would say so.

Now, this is one of the most southern points in Africa.

-Is South Africa in Africa? -Some of them didn't know.

I thought I'd give you a chance to live an extreme experience.

You'll swim in the ocean.

That's nice!

No!

This is a dream for Roberta!

-"Are we going to swim?" -Nice.

-How wonderful! -Amazing!

This is so wonderful!

It's the sea!

Come on, let's take our clothes off and jump right in!

No!

I don't trust Jacopo. He's going to say, "We have an unforeseen event, the sharks."

Anyway, in this reality show there's always a high risk of diarrhea.

It's a constant surge of emotions and temperature.

I can't get wet!

Do you like it?

Can we just watch porn like normal people do?

No…

Guys, it's cold!

Good job!

I'll bow down.

-Why? -Because she's a genius.

Guys, I love you so much!

Anna Rita's makeup and swimsuit are suitable for synchronized swimming.

-Have you noticed? -Because in a while…

If we're going to talk about last night, I'm not a jealous person.

But you claimed to be one type of person, but you didn't fully show it.

-Roberta. -Roberta?

She always comes at the wrong time.

Roberta, why are you jealous if you're not with Giancarlo?

Maybe she wants to be with him after she understood what he's like.

-I'll be honest. -You haven't been trustworthy.

I did it to see her reaction, and fortunately there was one.

He has to get laid.

In my opinion, they can't be trusted.

Why is that, Mile?

-Just because. -They go wherever the wind blows.

Guys, I already hate the blonde.

-No! -You want her to go too?

Bring Camilla back!

Mine is definitely like that. Wherever the storm blows.

"Your" what? What does that mean?

-That's a tough one. -She's in love.

It's a figure of speech.

You are no one's property and neither am I.

"No one's property."

Like, ready for adverse possession.

Right? I mean, it happened.

Yes, but with Anna it's different.

You're having fun, rightly so, and so am I.

Would you have done it after he arrived?

-Of course. -Okay.

In my opinion, if there's maturity…

-"Maturity!" Simone! -You're talking about maturity?

-Come on! -The show is called "Maturity."

"Maturity?" You're talking about maturity?

Go do some gargles with salt water and then we'll talk about it.

There's no need to get upset.

If you come to me and say, "I swear, I didn't fuck her,"

and then it's not true,

who do you think you're fooling?

Wait a moment. Who came to you to swear that? Was it me?

Pina, watch.

-This is Marta with… -Serena.

Yes, I know all about it, guys.

Out of everyone, why Simone? The one I fucked.

I didn't fuck Simone.

I'll be participating next year. And I won't give it to anyone.

It's clear that if I wake up, I go to the kitchen and Roberta says,

"He slept with you and half an hour later he went to sleep with Serena."

Then I get pissed off and I say that you're a dick,

that you're an asshole, and I'm fucking tired of you!

I thought you were someone I could trust.

-She is having a nervous breakdown. -Marta, my goodness!

I mean, he's not your husband!

Were you faithful to me in the beginning?

-In the beginning? You were… -Are you honest with me?

-You were… -Tell me what you want from me, then.

Because I don't get it.

-Do you have feelings for me? -I do.

That's why I feel sad about it, because you're an asshole.

Have you ever told me? Yes or no?

She has feelings for him, guys!

-This is incredible news! -Out, now!

-Why? -That's not the right TV format.

We don't care about feelings!

-Come on, both of you. -I don't want any…

Feelings?

I wanted to talk to you about it, just you and I.

Why do you have to make me look like an idiot, Simone?

Can I be honest? I'm so sorry.

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't give a shit.

-I'm a… -After what happened…

I'm mad at myself. I was stupid to trust you.

You're an asshole.

-Forget it. That's it. -Okay.

-All right. -That's it.

-What a beautiful morning. -Yes.

Home sweet home.

Food sweet food.

-There she is! -No! The exorcist!

Don't walk away every time, Ciro. Face your fears.

Listen. Listen.

There's a drum.

Is that how you call people, with a drum?

She could knock and say, "Good morning, sorry to bother you."

-Why… -But it makes me anxious!

I'm going to put on some gloss and I'll be right there.

There's the drum!

I have to go to the bathroom!

We get it.

They are beginning to fear her, too.

I need some spirituality now.

Welcome back, and welcome Roberta and Milena.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Today we'll go on an inner journey within ourselves

to bring light into our shadows.

Couldn't she teach them "a thousand ways to wear a sarong?"

-Amazing idea. -You know, wrapped around…

I'll show you an ancient technique borrowed from Shamanism.

Warriors used to gather around the fire,

together with medicine men, wearing animal masks.

In this way, they symbolically took within themselves

the strength of that animal, of that archetype.

I'm going to ask you to understand what animal is inside you.

It reminds me of Animal Farm.

What animal are you, Giancarlo?

I think I'm a peacock.

-A very difficult exercise. -Shall we try it?

Be a peacock. Dance.

All right.

I'm trying to imagine…

You feel like a peacock. Why?

Because the peacock is a beautiful animal that, when it decides,

can unleash this elegance and beauty by opening its wings

and showing everyone how beautiful it is.

So he thinks he's a useless bird.

Lioness.

-I could be a bee. -Maybe he's right about that.

Because Simone is pollinating a lot.

I don't want to be the third one.

A snake. It's sinuous, attractive, peculiar.

See, Anna lets herself go.

-Yes. -She really feels it.

A cat.

-A panther. -A panther.

The panther is limping.

A panther doing physical therapy.

What does the chameleon do?

Dance. Be a wolf.

Hindya, a royal python. Good, let yourself go.

Free it.

Give yourselves a round of applause, you did well. This is difficult. Good job.

I think the spiritual coach gave them the rattles

because she sucked their souls.

I hope this exercise will help you during the upcoming Jungle Party.

Thank you! Thank you!

Which ones? These or the white ones?

-Nice boots! -All dressed up.

My gosh.

-Is he practicing in the bathroom? -He's already fucking himself.

What is this music?

Guys, this Jungle Party is going to be a mess.

They're going to unleash their aggressive, wild side.

A beautiful cultural moment.

Rhythm, tradition, ancient culture.

Look at them, on the other hand.

Wonderful! I love this so much.

He's good at dancing!

So good. Amazing. Thank you.

The boys found out that the shirts can also be buttoned up. Look at them.

-Thank you. -Bye!

-Thank you! -Bravo!

Oh, guys…

-Oh, my God, I feel rich now! -They're incredible artists.

Simone was moved!

No!

-Simone has a heart! -Come on!

-I was moved, I don't know. I got… -How amazing.

They can do everything, it's moving.

-I don't know why. Sometimes it happens. -Let it out.

-Let it out. -It's beautiful, bro.

I'm worried about these people getting moved over a flower,

but then they fuck around with no shame.

-It doesn't mean anything. -Emotion is not in conflict with sex.

-Emotion has no voice. -Right.

-And when there's feeling… -There's never regret.

There you go!

To this party, but above all, to the discovery that Simo has a heart!

To South Africa!

Bravo!

-I want to learn everything from her. -You have a lot to learn from her.

So you don't like the beard.

Giancarlo does not let go of Roberta.

If you don't like someone aesthetically, you don't even want to get to know them.

At least that's how I am, unfortunately.

As I told you from the beginning,

I like a different type of guy, that's it.

-So why did you get jealous at the club? -Calm down.

-I think we should clear this up before… -That's what I wanted to do.

Again?

When two people argue, it means that both of them are wrong, so…

-Of course. -I'm sure I made mistakes,

so I apologize for behaving badly towards you.

Especially for not telling you the truth.

I admit that it happened, I made a mistake,

I feel like shit because I didn't mean to use you.

He did one thing right, he fucked all of them.

And now she'll stop him.

I'll tell you the truth, you make me so…

-There's physical attraction between us. -Yes, there's a physical chemistry.

-Chemistry, physics… All the subjects. -Math…

Geometry.

There were some things I didn't like, but I apologize, too.

I was angry because the situation with Anna made me very nervous.

I behaved badly towards her.

-A goddess. -That's how it's done.

Do you know what the problem is? That we are identical.

I know that.

So what do we do? Shall we make peace?

-Peace. -All right?

Pina, what would you like to happen right now?

I'd like her to go away and let new people in

with the desire to do what we like to see.

-Meaning? -Everyone fucking everyone.

-Well said! -Let's go!

Look!

I can't believe it!

-Hola! -Hi! How are you?

-Excuse me. All together… -No way!

The troublemakers are back!

-Look! Ivan! -Come on, that's a great group of people!

Come on, guys!

I would like to have a drink.

For starters…

Bro, I mean, I'm…

Hi, guys!

-Serena! -No!

-Serena is back. -Look at Marta's face!

-The situation is anything but serene. -Look.

-Oh, my God! -Come, Sere!

Simone… Be careful, they can see us.

Out of everyone, why Simone? The one I fucked.

I didn't fuck Simone.

Look who's here! Yay!

Now we're all here!

Look at Marta.

Go, Simone, go!

No! I'm having fun tonight!

No!

No! I don't want to go now!

Now that Serena has arrived, I'm not moving from here.

-We have to go. -A bit more?

-Come on. -Just a little bit more.

IN THE NEXT EPISODE

But you didn't tell me you fucked twice.

Twice?

-Oh, gosh… -The villa is condemned.

Let them have a peaceful vacation.

It really bothers me.

If I were out there, I'd die.

Fish-spine motion.

-Here I am. -Cristina D'Avena!

Then you speak. If you want to talk to me, let me talk.