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WITH COMMENTARY BY THE JACKAL

So something terrible was about to happen…

-Porn. -What do you think?

Guys, I told you, I'm out.

But do you think something bad happened?

-I don't know. -I hope so.

-Let's see. -I knew it!

I'm scared!

-Look! There's something up there! -Don't move!

Where, where, where?

-No! -Guys!

Guys…

Are we all here or is someone missing?

What the fuck is that?

Now their biggest fear comes in, Alberto Angela.

-To give a lesson about Pompeii. -An elementary school teacher…

-Who teaches addition. -Two-digit addition.

-No, there's a shadow. -No! Up there!

-No! Who is it? -Fucking hell! I swear…

-Who's there? -Who is it?

I told them I was afraid of the dark.

I told them I liked the sun, and they sent me to Mount Everest.

You say you're afraid of the dark, and they put you in the dark.

This is how I protect myself.

Man up and go on the prowl.

Have you seen…

All right, guys. I'll help you out. Let's go together.

-Don't worry guys, I'll take care of it. -Let's stay together.

The suitcases!

Guys, everything is fine here.

The suitcases! Guys!

They stole our suitcases!

-They stole their suitcases. -They did.

-Emma, what do you think? -I'm very upset.

The men didn't notice the suitcases were missing. They were like,

"Everything's fine here."

No!

My suitcase was in disarray.

Tomorrow we'll have to go around dressed like this.

Look. Let's take our clothes off, so there's no problem.

They took our suitcases, guys.

We're in trouble without them.

We need to find them.

It's not okay to be in your house without your things. It's not okay.

Finally some ass! That gives me some peace.

We finally see something different.

Who has asthma?

Anna and Marta are missing?

They went to the bathroom and never came out.

Now I like the show.

I feel like I'm watching sex scenes with my parents.

-You watch sex scenes with your parents? -It happens at the movies.

They don't show it?

-Fabio, no. -The one thing they had to show us…

No!

You were with Rita yesterday.

Not with Anna. And now Anna is interested in you.

If someone were to tell me, "You were with Rita yesterday, not with Anna,"

I would walk away. Bye.

-Yes, that's really scary. -I'd call the police.

She's not interested in…

a long-term relationship, okay?

But you're my favorite person in this house,

and I'd love to get to know you better.

Let's do it.

She's my favorite.

Anna or Rita? Which one?

Anna, I think.

I may be the only one you trust.

Well, you certainly are my favorite. That's for sure.

And you're mine.

And you'll be until the end. I'm fully aware of that.

-Really? -Yes.

-Even if Britney Spears came… -Oh, my, Britney…

I like everything about Britney Spears, but just say one word and I'll obey.

That is a strong statement, because Britney is Britney.

They liked each other right away.

-Yes, they're my two favorites. -Oh, yeah?

You don't have to say that every time they're together.

I wish there were more Annas in the world.

-That would be a mess. -No, I mean…

It'd be a world filled with mirrors. No, wait, that's Rita.

-That's Rita. -That's Rita. True.

But she didn't say anything about Rita and Anna.

No, she's fine with this threesome.

-It's more interesting. -A threesome with her personalities.

I hope Roberta, the girl from yesterday, comes back because I like her.

-No, bro… -No, guys…

I like those who use plastic surgery.

I swear, when I was little and saw my dad using silicone in the bathroom,

I liked it.

He sees fake boobs and thinks, "Dad!"

"Dad!"

Then both of you…

…made me notice that Hindya plays some…

-Yes, she plays games. -Two or three games at the same time.

You know what the issue is? If she were hot, I'd get it.

Well, I mean…

Bro, I mean, you can't do that with the two of us.

What she did isn't entirely wrong, because in the end--

Guys, this experience has to be taken lightly.

But you know what? The way I am, I have a little pride.

I don't like this sort of thing.

I don't care.

I joke and talk to everyone. She can do whatever she wants.

Is he jealous?

-He is. -He's been there for five minutes.

A sheep!

No!

-Oh, my God! -So beautiful!

This is a local sheep. I'll make ricotta.

Come, I'll milk you, darling.

How nice! A moment of tenderness at last.

By the way, the sheep definitely raised the group's IQ.

-I like them. -The sheep whisperer.

No way, I can't believe it!

-So cute! -This is merino wool.

No, I swear, I know about sheep.

-She has a message. -A message!

No, let me read!

"Hi, I'm Bansky. I'm your new roommate."

-"Talk to me and don't leave me alone." -What is her name?

-Bansky. "Benksy." -"Benksy."

-"Benksy." -"Benksy."

-Baansky. -It's "Benksy."

They did it too, that's all I have to say.

-No, that's the sheep's name! -That's all I have to say.

How can they take a shower without soap? Just water? Why?

Let's go. Three, two, one, I'll count, go.

One, two, three…

Is the sheep still there?

She's a part of the group in the house.

-It's the new roommate. -It's the new participant.

She'll be the second one to have intercourse.

Guys, did you see that she's carrying another message?

-Why are you handing it to me? -Read it.

"Hi, guys. I'd like to ask you a few questions to get to know you better."

"As a child, what did you dream of becoming?"

I would ask… Simone.

Aerospace engineer.

Soccer player.

-Is the sheep asking these questions? -Yes.

She wrote them down with her hooves.

The second one is for you.

"What would you change about yourself?"

Confidence.

Okay, but is this linked to the field you work in,

where you see a lot of people better than you,

and maybe you make a comparison, or in general?

Unfortunately, it's tied to my past.

It never leaves me. I mean, I never leave anything behind, so…

-It has affected my self-esteem. -Okay.

-Go ahead with the questions. -This one is for Rita.

"The weirdest place you've ever had sex."

-Back to what we like. -Let's hear.

Well, I'm a bit of a sex exhibitionist.

I love being watched.

-Okay. -That's great.

And heard, I guess.

So any place where there are mirrors, even public places,

where people walk by and can see me. I love it.

Look, my house is practically…

-A mirror. -Yes, on the Trevi Fountain.

This one is for Hindya.

Thus, some certainties collapse.

"Who are you attracted to in this group?"

Are we talking physical attraction or--

I'm sorry, honey, I got these messages from the sheep.

-Now, how do I know if she wants to know… -She's a curious sheep.

Bansky, come here and answer her.

I can't say "full attraction,"

because it's both repulsion and attraction.

Anyway, to Luca.

They like each other!

-Second couple! -Cute!

She's attracted to Luca.

I think the way you look at him and tease each other is also fun.

But just know that my brother is a sensitive guy, with a heart of gold.

So if you like him, you have to marry him. We don't play games.

-Wait, are they brothers? -They're not…

-He calls him "my bro." Like "Gym bro." -That's how he talks.

How are you?

What's up?

I can tell you something now, but I'll explain it fully some other time.

Unfortunately, six years ago I lost my father.

-Okay. -Okay. And…

So I don't…

When his birthday comes, I have some ups and downs.

But I don't mean-- I'm doing great, you know?

So maybe that's why I'm like this.

-Okay, so this is the time… -Yes.

How nice is Luca.

It's crazy that this experience happened to you…

-Yes. It's a big deal for me. -…at the right time…

-I have to learn… -It helps you distract yourself.

-Distraction is important. -Yes. It is very important to me.

-Because our minds tend to think… -Very much.

I mean, we feel bad because we think too much,

and we think too much when we're less distracted.

You still think about it, but in a different way. It means a lot.

-This is sweet. -Yes.

Also because Luca seems like a good person.

You consider health and family to be the most important things, right?

Of course. Absolutely, yes.

You would give away all the money you have to bring that one person back.

-I would. Of course. -You would do that…

-Do you miss your dad? -Yes.

Did you have a good relationship with him before he passed away?

I did. My dad was a great person.

-Amazing. Very nice, very kind. -How old was he?

Six years ago, he was 43.

-And you were? -Twenty-three.

-He was 20 when you were born. -My age.

My father 19 and my mother 20.

You know what? People don't realize

that sometimes I find it harder to open up to people I know.

-To open up to someone I don't know… -Of course.

That's a lot easier.

-Yes, because they don't judge you. -Exactly.

So, Cami, I talked to the security guys.

They said there was a problem with the baboons' boss.

Because they're in groups and there's the alpha male.

Let me explain. Baboons eat these because they're attracted to yellow.

I didn't know. They don't eat bananas because they like it…

Unbelievable!

The problem is you have a blonde roommate and so do we.

But in case…

-Should I throw the banana at him? -You don't have to throw it at his head.

Of course not. Don't want to kill him.

So he says, "Take the banana and throw it at it. Not close, though."

-On the ground? -On the ground, but not below the baboon.

A little further to the left, as you move away.

Then you throw the second one 1.5 meters away from the first one.

Well, let's hope we don't have to do this.

Let's hope not. But give it a try. You never know.

I would check the scientific accuracy…

No, he's playing a joke on the girls. Camilla is a bit…

-Naive. -Gullible.

So am I, because I believed him!

Throw it.

All right. Okay.

Take a step to the right. Slowly.

Now throw it 1.5 meters away.

That's not 1.5 meters away, darling. Look.

-He's right, though. -Look, one and two.

-The baboon just ate you. -You are so picky!

Why would I find myself in front of a baboon and throw bananas at it?

Because you are blonde!

-I get it, but what can I do? -Let's hope they get Simone, then.

The monkey made the same noise as Marta last night.

May I…

Throw the banana at him! Hurry!

Through the window! Go!

Can I say something?

Anna Rita, let's go. She has bananas.

-Are you leaving me alone? -You're the only one who has bananas.

No, I don't want to be alone! I'm coming with you.

Don't end the episode before the banana matter is over!

We screwed up.

We played a joke on you by telling you there was a baboon.

But now we have a problem.

We made you throw the banana, the baboon ate it,

it went down the wrong pipe,

-and it died. -I'm throwing the banana at you!

You don't understand.

First of all, there are no monkeys. Secondly, bananas are found in nature.

If they choke, it's on them.

From next year, I want them to be a part of the Jackal.

In whose place?

Mine.

I'm just…

-Look who came to see us! -Good morning!

Jacopo arrives and says, "Sorry if I'm dressed."

-He's mortified. -"And if I speak proper Italian."

-How are you doing? -Warmer than when we first met.

I see some new faces.

Good thing he could see faces in this situation.

Hi, I'm Jacopo, your travel planner.

I'm sorry about what happened to your suitcases.

Big drama.

But I told you, this vacation is full of unforeseen events.

In fact, I ask you to get ready quickly

because you are about to leave the villa.

-No! -No!

-Where are they going? -What's going on?

-Where are you going? -This show is full of plot twists.

Bring all the clothes you have, which shouldn't be many.

And that's all I can say. Have fun.

Now they have to fight off Somali pirates

who want to kidnap them and sell their organs at a high price.

-To get their suitcases back. -That'd be an interesting plot twist.

Oh, my God, look at this!

-Cool! -I like this!

I can't believe it, guys!

I really needed a drink.

This is it! The party's here!

Now they'll take us out to feed the sharks, but that's fine.

Yay!

-Have you been there, Aurora? -Yes, but I was dressed.

Like this?

-Do you have videos like this too? -Yes, just like this.

Your relationship with Luca…

-Yes? -Am I missing something?

Pay attention, because Hindya is about to say something interesting.

I'm attracted to him, but I also feel rejected

because I can't find a way to get close to him.

I see that he is always looking at me. Always.

-But? -But?

-Can I say something? -I need to figure it out.

Hindya likes Luca.

He's friendly with everyone.

When he speaks, he puts his hand on their thigh…

-Who? -Luca.

-And the hug… -Who does he do it with?

With every girl but me.

-Just stick your tongue in his mouth. -We have to talk.

-Everybody wants a friend like him. -Thanks, Giancarlo.

Who are these people?

They invited some people to the party.

Let's toast to this beautiful party!

To us!

Please do it… good.

Anna is on fire.

Emma, you're 22. Is this how you party with your peers?

-No. -Then how?

We twerk more.

A boat party with my friends…

-It's nice, with hotties all around you. -And everybody twerks.

They're all licking each other.

They kiss four, five people a day.

It's fine if you kiss them. But why would you lick them? What's that?

-Is a kiss better? Go on. -It's more normal.

Honestly, I don't get Marta. She's a big question mark.

Marta is living every moment to the fullest.

After what happened between me and her, I expected a little more…

I don't mean attention, but a little more clarity.

I don't get it. Why is Anna annoyed?

-They were together… -No. She slept with Rita.

Not with Anna.

-Ciro! -You should write a movie.

I also want to have another personality. It's convenient.

I saw you were pretty busy today.

But I was just having fun.

-What about her? -Look at her.

If Marta gave me some clarity, I wouldn't do anything anymore.

Not because I wouldn't want to have fun,

but because I'd be…

-Respectful. -…focused on her.

The first thing I said to her was, "I would never want to disrespect you."

-The exorcist! -No!

Ciro, what is it?

Look what she's doing.

Who are they?

There's a boat approaching. Can you see it?

Hi!

-That's Roberta! -Hi!

-Wow! Giancarlo saw Roberta again. -That's Roberta!

Do you like her?

Roberta is so…

You came in and I noticed you. I also like your style.

-Stay, I'm inviting you. -If you shave your beard.

Look who's here!

Now Giancarlo goes below deck and shaves his beard.

Now Marta arrives and licks her.

-Hello, Robi! How are you? -Good. You're wearing a hat as well.

You are so beautiful.

Hi! Nice to meet you. I'm Milena.

Hi, I'm Ivan. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Giancarlo.

Ivan. Nice to meet you.

But who are the others?

I think they're new arrivals summoned by the shaman.

You're all so tall and I stopped wearing heels!

But that's better, right?

To Roberta, who joined us!

Roberta.

How cute. He really likes her.

Giancarlo is totally into her.

The same. They are the same.

I'm a serious guy.

-But it depends. -I'm usually serious too.

-You know… -Not on weekends, because I like dancing.

That doesn't mean that you're not serious.

One thing does not rule out the other.

You can be the most serious person in the world and still always go out.

Samuele likes Milena.

I don't normally like blondes.

But Milena…

Milena… I mean, I never expected to like a blonde.

-She's a pretty girl, though. -Yes.

She has a hot body and face.

-Roberta has finally arrived. -You two are good together.

-It's just-- -I mean, it's just…

-You can tell by the look. -She's looking at me right now.

I mean…

They are at the rear of the boat.

She's got the wind in her rear.

She's just my type.

Oh, my!

-Serena looks a bit like me. -It's true, Serena is our Aurora Leone.

-Would you replace me with Serena? -Right away.

Let's play some reggaeton for Serena.

-Reggaeton. -She needs to move her ass.

Do you like South Africa?

It's beautiful. But I prefer other places.

Like South America.

I've been to the Caribbean, to Santo Domingo.

I've been there too. It's wonderful.

I've been to Havana, the Caribbean, the Cayman Islands… Many places.

Anna Rita is mad.

Get mad, Anna Rita.

I have a little kink for the soft "R." I love it so much.

Really?

She has a kink for the soft "R."

Yes, but just the "R" must be soft.

It drives me crazy.

Then we're perfect together.

No!

I want to know what's going on on that damn boat!

-And the second episode is over! -No!

-Big, big cliffhanger! -No!

-Now what? -What?

Will you tell me how it ends?

Right, we have to say goodbye to Emma Galeotti!

-Bye, Emma! -No, what a tragedy!

We'll now watch the third episode because this show has gripped us.

Thank you, Emma!

IN THE NEXT EPISODE

I didn't feel you were focused on me.

So I thought, "Okay, she doesn't care."

It's a debate between Anna, Rita and Marta.

Hey!

-What are they doing? -They are fuc--

-Hey! -No!

-That way! -Here they are!

Me at the Capodichino Airport.

Hi, guys!

La Pina and Diego!

"You have to choose a girl who won't continue the vacation in the villa."