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-Hi, everyone! -Hi!

Prime Video invited us to watch Holiday Crush.

What is it?

Let's watch it and then comment on it.

There are holidays that can leave a mark for life.

Trips where the only rule is there are no rules.

We're ready to be moved.

A group of young people is ready to live

an experience that's unique and full of surprises.

Welcome to South Africa!

They will experience moments of joy.

Moments of great intensity…

Please!

I hear opera, guys. High level.

-… love… -You are a beautiful, sensitive person.

…jealousy…

I was stupid

-to trust you. You're an asshole. -No…

…friendship…

We created a group that is a family.

…and unexpected events.

No!

The suitcases! They've stolen our suitcases!

This is one of those TV shows…

that no one admits they want to watch, but we're all actually curious to watch.

-Right? -No.

With the help of a travel planner…

Get ready quickly

because I'm throwing a party at the coolest venue in Cape Town!

…and a spiritual coach…

I will take care of your mind and soul.

…they will explore their limits.

They'll discover that there are no boundaries.

And they'll experience a journey they'll never forget.

Get the popcorn ready, make yourself comfortable…

and enjoy this incredible adventure.

WITH COMMENTARY BY THE JACKAL

-Cape Town, South Africa. -Nice!

Cape Town is beautiful. You can go on a safari…

They have ruined it by bringing the show here.

Let me understand this. Is it like Temptation Island?

Maybe avoid the comparison with a competing network.

Oh, God, the first unexpected event…

What the hell!

"What the hell" is right.

It's so high, guys!

Where did we end up?

Girls, look at the view.

Feeling hotter now?

There's a breeze almost like in Cuneo.

I kinda feel at home.

They're wearing proper trekking outfits.

Guys…

Welcome to South Africa!

I know, it looks like Iceland, but I assure you we're in Cape Town.

This is Table Mountain, one of the seven natural wonders of the world.

I'm Jacopo, your travel planner for this unforgettable trip.

Jacopo is, like, the one who plays guitar at bonfires, right? That's his role.

But be careful, guys.

Careful.

Because there are dangers around the corner.

Great.

-You'll be staying over there. -Okay.

Unfortunately, due to this strong wind,

the cable car behind me is closed.

So you'll have to walk there.

In heels? Walk?

With our suitcase?

You'll have to bring your suitcase.

I like it.

What the fuck are we watching?

When you think of a holiday in South Africa, you think it's hot…

We ended up in the only cold part of Africa.

Guys, my false eyelashes are coming off!

Hi, I'm Anna, but I'm Rita too.

Then it's Anna Rita.

I'm 21. I'm from Ciociaria,

and I'm a belly dancer and a burlesque dancer.

Inside me, two entities coexist.

Anna is sweet and romantic, while Rita is crazy and uninhibited.

What?

A double hazard.

I'd like to find a balance between the two.

If you can't choose, don't worry, you can have both.

I go with men for fun, while with women I live the true passion.

"I GO WITH MEN FOR FUN…

WHILE WITH WOMEN I LIVE THE TRUE PASSION."

-She's a walking red flag. -She is!

This is the apocalypse, guys!

Oh, my!

Why doesn't he button up his shirt?

Wasn't this supposed to be a holiday?

I can't walk in this strong wind!

-Oh, my God, I'm cold! -Go!

The secret is to go backwards.

It's not a secret, it's bullshit.

Come on, guys!

Can I say something? Poor guys.

Indeed. I would have given up already.

I don't even know if it's the right way.

Can I say something?

If you think this is a shitty day,

just know I broke my suitcase's first wheel on the trail,

the second wheel now,

and I'm grating the suitcase as if it was Parmesan cheese.

I'm Giancarlo. I'm 27 years old.

I live in Rome, but I'm from the province of Messina.

In life, I dance and make people dance.

I'd like this experience to help me enjoy the present more.

I'm a rather shy, introverted person…

-Intro… He's shy. -You can see that.

I don't like to be the center of attention,

and I can never get people to accept me.

One last thing.

I'm also a big liar.

-Liar! -I'm telling you, Giancarlo is my type.

I have two great passions. One is dancing, the other is p…

power.

"I HAVE TWO PASSIONS, DANCING AND P…OWER."

Power is not a passion.

If I'm not mistaken, it's Socrates.

Another wheel.

Mine. Are you kidding me? All the wheels are falling off!

-This house looks really cool! -They tricked me.

-Fabio, look at this house! -Can I say something?

-I usually skip this part. -No!

Gosh, this is beautiful!

It's a dream!

Have you seen outside?

Guys, this is a dream!

There's a wonderful pool! I can't believe it!

They got a beautiful villa. They deserve it.

Of course, with all the sacrifices they have made in their lives.

This is so beautiful!

And you are so hot. Let's go!

Where are the rooms?

-Are they starting right away? -She's putting her hands…

-Did you read the note? -No.

Let's toast this house,

and to this experience that began in a traumatic way.

Hope it won't end the same way.

It started out a bit cold.

To South Africa!

-To South Africa! -Cheers!

They're a bit like The Jackal of South Africa.

They're a bit like The Jackal with hormones.

I'll take this one.

I'd like that one.

The double bed? Sleazeball.

Who the fuck is that? Why's there a picture of Giancarlo here?

I'm sorry, but they're already half-naked…

-Yes. -Why?

Gian, what does this mean?

This is a picture of me, a lucky charm.

You can use it as you please, whenever you like.

Even if you find yourself with a guy that is not attractive enough,

you can look at my picture and continue with that guy.

Is he leaving his photos in all the rooms?

That would be his resume, what he's done in life.

-In the morning, bread, peanut butter… -And…

-…humility. -Exactly. Boom!

Would a guy win you over with this technique?

Of course.

-Jokes aside, what are we watching? -Their vacation.

-How they have fun. -Is it their holiday movie?

-Yes. -Yes, kind of.

Look how hot she is!

Allow me the hairdo with the hair clip.

You look like Jennifer Aniston.

No, she looks like Paris Hilton.

-That was a compliment. -It was?

Do I look big in the mirror or not?

-As you wish. -No, I always look like shit.

-Then… -Will you stop? You look good, bro.

Hey.

I look a bit like Bad Bunny.

At the casting they were told, "You're in only if you have ugly tattoos."

If you want, I can already give you an objective opinion.

Giancarlo is a big no-no.

I think so too.

-I agree. -He feels so confident…

I don't like his personality. I don't know…

-He's narcissistic. -He's too self-centered.

-Self-centered. -If you think of him as a boyfriend,

in case of a romantic relationship.

She's already fantasizing about marrying him.

"No, I don't see him as someone who would feed my son at night."

Luca is certainly handsome.

-Luca? -He has beautiful eyes.

I'm Hindya. I'm 26 years old, and I'm from Florence.

That's a pretty good curriculum.

On this vacation, I want to prioritize myself

and embrace my most vulnerable side.

I work as a stylist.

I'm very impulsive, and if I like something, I need it to be mine.

I like to be courted, but get a move on, because I'm not here to waste time!

Usually, I'm right.

Sometimes, you're wrong.

"USUALLY, I'M RIGHT. SOMETIMES, YOU'RE WRONG."

I'll steal this one from you, Hindya!

"Usually, I'm right. Sometimes you're wrong."

Wow!

-Which means the same thing. -Yes.

What about Hindya?

She is pretty.

-She's a real woman. -Yes.

I don't get her, honestly.

-I mean… -I'm talking about her looks.

I really like girls like her.

-Aesthetically. -Yes.

I don't know her yet. She seems nice…

But I have to say…

I see Caesar, Pompey and Crassus forming the Triumvirate.

What a booty! Wow!

-Easy! -She's giving a massage.

These are classic interactions between strangers.

I've been to the pool so many times, but never like this.

I don't usually throw people into the water.

Let's play a game.

Tell us what you think of us.

Shall we play this game too?

Better not.

Which boy or girl do you like the most in this group?

Repeat the question. I didn't understand.

-Why, is that a difficult question? -I wasn't listening.

-I asked him. -Jesus, guys…

You're into your massage, aren't you?

-You're into me getting the massage. -What the…

I'm Luca. I'm 29 years old.

Luca, 29 years old. He's my age.

-You're the same. -The same.

I work as a manager of an industrial plant and I'm a model.

I have always been insecure and searching for myself.

But maybe I've always looked in the wrong places.

Will South Africa be the right place?

To some, I'm cold and heartless.

And yet, I assure you my heart is there and has been broken many times.

From the outside, you see only peace. Inside, it's pure chaos.

"FROM THE OUTSIDE, YOU SEE ONLY PEACE.

INSIDE, IT'S PURE CHAOS."

-What's the difference between us? -The tattoos.

I'll be honest. You're beautiful girls, for sure.

But I need more, honestly.

-So you don't know what to answer. -No, I've known you for half an hour.

Okay, but say something.

-He's a smart-ass. -I told you. He's a smart-ass.

Who's your favorite?

I still need to figure you out.

You'll have a hard time.

-I don't think so. -I do.

-Why? -Shall we bet?

-Okay. What do you want to bet? -Dunno.

You know what you want to bet. You stupid piece of shit!

-No. -I'm a cocktease, darling.

-They're flirting already. -This is flirting.

We have the same piercing.

-Do we? -This one.

-Do you have more? Me too. -I love it.

-I did it… -I have a navel piercing.

-Okay. -This one here.

And all the ear piercings.

-Well, those are earrings. -Yes.

This one is a piercing. I never remember the name.

-Helix. -Helix.

-And this is the "draco," right? -Trago.

-Trago. I got confused! I'm drunk. -With the "T." Draco Malfoy.

This is how I approached girls in the seventh grade.

-I'm a Harry Potter fan, so… -Look.

The symbol of the Deathly…

I'm Camilla. I'm 23 years old and I'm from Rome.

I study nursing, and at night I work in discos.

I'm the only blonde with bangs in Italy.

-I mean… -She's the only one in Italy.

I'm also the only Camilla in Italy, and the only one with green eyes.

In short, I'm unique.

I would like to be determined in my choices.

Perhaps. I'm not sure.

I'm unique. Beware of imitations.

"I'M UNIQUE. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS."

I would make a collection of aphorisms.

Where are you from? Your accent is from Rome.

-South Rome, Tuscolana. -What area?

I'm from Aprilia.

-Cool. -South Rome is half an hour from Aprilia.

It depends. When there's traffic, that's it.

Why are they organizing for when they're back in Rome? Organize for now.

It takes me half an hour to get to EUR, in the evening when there's no traffic.

-That's true. -There's always heavy traffic at EUR.

Right now my brain is leaving my body.

I'm Samuele. I'm 28. I'm from Aprilia, and I'm the guy next door.

I work in the family store during the day, and I'm a DJ at night.

When I'm at the console, cover your ears and your eyes, Mom.

I'd like to leave my rationality behind,

and live, for once, in a free and instinctive way.

"I'd like to leave my rationality," done!

All mothers would want me for their daughters,

but also for themselves.

-This one is by Fabio Balsamo. -Yes, when I was young.

This morning, when you introduced yourself, you said, "My name is Anna."

-Yes. -When I told you that I like dancing,

you said, "Rita likes that too."

Okay, Rita is my slightly crazy alter ego.

Up until now you have known Anna.

-I see. -I'm sorry for you.

Rita is the one who wears false eyelashes. I don't usually go around like this.

You'll notice when I'm Rita because I don't mince words.

You'll get to know her, especially in nightlife settings.

What a fucking mess.

Do you guys hear that, too?

I'm going crazy.

-Hey, what is that? -There are drums.

They're playing the bongos.

-What… -Do you hear it?

-It's like being in Jumanji. -Yes!

-Welcome, guys. -Thank you.

I'm Jessica, and I'll be your spiritual coach.

-Wow! -Wow!

-They've already called the psychiatrist. -Yes.

I will take care of your mind and soul.

And as an African proverb says,

"What you've never seen is where you've never been."

Is there anything about you that you want to leave behind?

Yes, this TV show.

A load of stress and thoughts, both work and personal,

that I hope not to think about

-now that I'm here. -Sure.

Start thinking about how you feel when you get in touch with those thoughts.

Anna.

By now I think you all know of my dualism.

-If you don't know-- -Rita.

So you know it.

I think this is a great opportunity

to embrace both sides,

and not always find the negative sides of each one.

-Is Rita her crazy alter ego? -Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Batman.

And you, Luca?

I'd like to leave my insecurities behind.

I'd like to let myself go, sometimes.

I wish I could live at least five minutes without overthinking.

Which I have never done before.

Fabio, do you hear how deep they are in their statements?

This is a very beautiful moment.

Hindya.

This could be an opportunity for me to reconnect with myself.

Good, I feel a lot of energy.

I feel you're sincere. Now I'm asking you to do one thing.

Feel this energy you have inside and release it.

Free yourself from your burdens, start this holiday with a scream.

One…

two, three!

You're crazy.

This show is already affecting you negatively.

It works!

Guys, there's something for us!

Guys, there's a letter!

-That's right. -Let's find someone who can read.

"To start this holiday in the best way possible,

"tonight there's a big party

-"at the villa." -Wow!

This is not a catch. It seems like a nice thing to do.

I already have my outfit in mind.

Being sober is forbidden.

I'll be a bouncer.

-This show is not so bad… -What?

-You don't like the spiritual coach. -It's just that you don't expect this.

I don't like it because it's neither fish nor fowl, so far.

-It's not too racy, nor… -Okay.

-For you, it's either Anna or Rita. -Exactly.

Do you have a girdle?

No, love.

No, but if you want, I have a new brain for you to wear.

-What am I supposed to press here? -Look.

I like you because you're smart, but sometimes you have blonde moments.

But I love them.

I have a hair straightener. Do you need it?

He's just my type. He brings his hair straightener on vacation.

My nipples are showing. I have to cover them.

No, they're not. You're imagining nipples.

If you want to fuck tonight, know that I sleep like a log.

I don't hear anything.

See?

What friend doesn't do that?

-Who are these people? -Couldn't be just the four of them there.

It's funny that what surprised you the most so far

is that there are people at a party.

Being a girl who likes girls

and being in this room is fucking torture.

Welcome to the club.

-Do you shave? -No, my beard doesn't grow.

-That's weird. -Let me see.

In my family, we're not hairy. My brother is 30 years old and still has…

-These are your hairs? -Yes.

-I've never shaved. -Like me.

Never shaved.

-Speeches of a certain depth. -Interesting.

You're beautiful. Period.

-You're beautiful. -You're also sexy.

That's the problem.

You're sexy, even when dressed.

I hate you.

If you ever decided to get half-naked,

-you'd short-circuit my brain. -Whenever you want, love.

My name is Marta. I'm 28 years old and I'm from Cuneo.

I'm a sales agent, but on weekends I organize events.

How do they keep their eyes open in the shower?

I'm here to find the best version of myself.

I like to provoke and understand how far one can go.

Everyone knows that you can't judge a book by its cover,

but some can be really sexy.

I'm 1.56 meters tall and I'm pure fantasy.

-I'm 1.61 meters tall. -And you are…

Abstraction and anger.

I want those damn condoms we have in those damn nightstands

to be gone by… yesterday!

-Let's go! -Come on!

Good Lord!

What is this, a coochie fest?

Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.

Hi, Giancarlo.

-To our first night! -To our first night!

I'm Giancarlo and this is my first drink!

Let's toast to pussy!

-Thank you, Prime Video. -Thank you.

-Come. -Drink!

Everybody is making out with everybody.

We always do these things in Italy. It's our culture.

-At Holy Communions. -At Baptisms.

It's nice to remember the Sacraments on these occasions.

-So? -What do you think?

I feel good. I'm enjoying it to the fullest.

Well, we made it this far.

Indeed! Why do you ask, then?

I'm having fun. I'm living it to the fullest…

What about you and your insecurities?

Are you living to the fullest?

I'm trying.

-Good! Are you taking my advice? -No, I would never do that.

I swear, I would never take your advice!

But maybe you were right this time.

Maybe!

You know, you make fun of my accent…

I mean, you have your own way of approaching a man.

I'm not approaching you.

No. It doesn't necessarily…

-I'm not approaching you. -…have to mean something.

-It's an interaction. -Yes, it is.

Do you think they're already falling in love?

-These are deep talks. -You're the expert.

You still don't get me. You're behind, you're light years away.

I think either we will get on each other's nerves,

or we could like each other.

-Both. It depends. -It depends.

We have to give ourselves time.

It's running out. I'm kidding!

You're such a dork.

Twerk him!

"Twerk him."

Who is it?

-Who is it? -The police.

Here he is! He was on Temptation Island.

-I see a blond guy! -Who is that?

-Wow… -He's a gorgeous blonde!

I'm Simone. I'm 32 years old and I'm a soccer player.

-Simone, yes! -A new participant.

He came in when they already had fun.

After a past filled with good life and beautiful women, it's time to change.

On this vacation, I'd like to enjoy the good life and beautiful women.

My body is half-tattooed because two souls coexist in me,

the good boy and the bad boy.

In life, there's no fair play. If I want something, it's already mine.

-If I'm not wrong, he played the tempter. -So he's an expert.

Keep going! Music!

-Nice to meet you. I'm Simone. -Marta. What are you--

Welcome to my party!

I feel dizzy. We were waiting for him.

Nice to meet you.

Well, whatever.

-Luca, nice to meet you. -Simone.

Hi. Hindya, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you. I'm Anna. -Sorry.

Come on!

All right, guys! To Simone, our new friend!

-Who does he think he is? -A hottie!

-Hottie? -Right, he's ugly.

Do you like them ugly or hot?

-Well, we'll never fight over hot guys. -Never.

That's nice, she cleaned him up.

Are you a soccer player? Still playing?

I'd say…

Well, I still play, but not at the same level as before.

-What do you do? -I'm a stylist.

A stylist?

Are you from Florence? Do you live there?

I live in Campi Bisenzio.

-Yes? -Not in the center.

Be a good girl.

-What? -Be a good girl.

What is this warning? What do you want to say?

I sense jealousy, guys.

He was like, "Be a good girl," and I was like, "Why should I?"

-He's not your father. -No, he's not my boyfriend.

More of that ass, Anna!

-She's my favorite. -Which one? Anna or Rita?

-I think Anna. This is Anna. -No, this is Rita.

Hi. Giancarlo, nice to meet you.

I can't make it! I swear!

I haven't seen you dance like a whore yet.

This is poetry.

Hindya, what's the name of that girl in the orange dress?

Roberta.

Do you like her?

-Roberta… -What?

-Roberta… -Roberta.

Roberta is so…

Go talk to her!

When I saw you…

You came in and I noticed you. I also like your style.

I saw the jewelry matching the orange dress…

Orange gives me vitamin D.

-The carrot. -Yes.

-The carrot? Vitamin D, the carrot. -It's not true.

-He said it all wrong. -You get vitamin D from the sun.

-You have a Sicilian accent. -I am Sicilian.

-Where exactly? -Between Trapani and Palermo.

-Where do you live? -In Milan.

-And what do you do for a living? -I study, for now.

-What do you study? -Marketing.

-Is this an interview? -I've opened the book for now.

-And you're a dancer? -No, I have my own agency.

-Which… -So you have people dancing for you?

Exactly.

Boys or girls?

We are mainly 26 girls.

-"We are mainly 26 girls." -See? He's gender fluid…

"Mainly" was generic and "26" is specific.

It is specific!

Simone!

See, our friends are very…

-Do you know why I like them? -Why?

For their delicacy in sending certain messages.

-You bastard. -Don't look!

Don't look!

Be good.

I'm very good!

"Be good and then take me… to the bathroom."

Can't you stay for the night?

If there's a bed for me…

She doesn't live in the house, so she needs a bed.

I doubt it. The boys are quite shy.

I have a double bed, but he and I will sleep together.

-So I have my own bed. -Exactly.

Can I tell you something? Stay.

-How nice of Giancarlo! -You think?

"Can I tell you something? Stay." Nobody ever said that to me.

-I'm inviting you. -Shave.

-Darling, a man has to have a beard. -Oh, well…

-Bye, it was a pleasure. -Bye.

Bye.

Whatever…

She turned him down by saying, "Shave your beard."

-Bye, guys. -Bye, have a good night.

-Bye, friends. -Good night.

Guys…

-The party's over. What do you think? -I was expecting something a little more…

But speaking of parties, here with us on the couch…

Emma Galeotti!

-What a pleasure! -We were having a super party…

-What is that? -I also brought

-ice cream! -No way!

It's a must at a party.

-Out! -But I'm on a diet.

-To cool hot spirits. -I'm on a diet.

-Then don't eat it. -We're watching--

-I wanted to see out of curiosity. -No, don't!

The first episode is almost over. Are you staying for the second?

-No. -At this point…

-No! -I would, at this point.

Guys, something happened. Shut up.

Be quiet.

-Are you hallucinating? -The monkeys, the doors, the birds…

Guys, I hear some noises. Hold on a second. Be quiet.

Guys!

-This noise is not normal. -There's someone in the house.

-Who's there? -No!

There she is!

Tonight…

Turn on the lights!

I'm scared!

-Look! There's something up there! -No! Where, where, where?

-No! -From here!

-No, guys, I don't like this… -No, no, no.

-No, there's a shadow. -No! Up there!

-No! Who is it? -Fucking hell!

-So? -Holy crap, the episode is over.

-No way. -What's next?

-So, guys… -We can relax.

What is it? What?

First, who turned off the lights?

-The guys in the back. -Don't ever do that again!

Second…

If it's going to be about love, parties, then I'm in.

I'm having fun. I'm enjoying it.

But if spirits appear, I won't watch it anymore.

-Big no-no. -Porn is okay, but horror…

Porn horror bothers me.

-So this is a "pornor." -Let's move on. Fabio?

No.

IN THE NEXT EPISODES

Cristina D'Avena!

La Pina and Diego!

What are they doing?

They're all licking each other.

I feel like I'm watching sex scenes with my parents.

-You watch sex scenes with your parents? -It happens at the movies.

We must stay children.

I was never a child.

Just one fuck!

-Oh, my, what's happening? -My head is spinning!

She's leaving and she's annoyed. Beware!

Why do you have to make me look like an idiot, Simone?

I'm telling you, I can't get close to you.

-When there's a feeling… There! -There's never regret.

Finally some joy!

Fabio? Hey!

Finally there's something interesting to see.

Darling!