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oh not again

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bye feather well as I live and breathe

Aunt Nichols must be that time of year

again I booked of course you book girl

you always book your room's

waiting oh on

nichels nice try

hello again you

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come on give me that's

my I just want to listen to

me Man's Best Friend one slip of a

crisis and he's off oh so now it's a

crisis

correct I've just clocked on that each

one is stealing from the other's holding

pot

right and drawing the inevitable

crowd which is getting bigger all the

time now take note by law 56 person

should not seeing dance player perform

in or around the dock they're performing

yeah and without an entertainment

license Mrs Gillian

wood you two my office now Mr Nichol

okay

Mike how'd you do that yeah how did you

do that it must be the uniform very

funny you're right you like shows

over breach the piece comeon a free I

could take them in I've offered before

no need be way too much

paperwork a quiet word in official

surroundings yeah seems to work and for

your next trick on duty Constable or off

as a civilian would be nice dinner

tonight at my place 8:30 okay you're

on how'd you do that I'm not sure I

did

Two Fat Ladies eating

eat on its own

two little

ducks 22

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yes trash what you mean trash those

prizes are a joke I won't work under

these conditions so what are you an

artist you're calling Bingo numbers for

crying out loud I'm shifting Old Stock

and end of line seconds you can't shift

in your tacky seafront souvenir chop

tacky is what I do tack is what you are

I'm also a success loaded is the word

you're looking for right so don't knock

Seaside T the punters love that stuff so

why is the place empty if you want

punters get some decent prizes s you're

a business woman

I've paid you for the weak woman your'll

work the

week I

know ground control to Major Tom you

know I'm I'm sorry I know you didn't see

me I'm looking for Mrs Gladstone's B VI

BNB oh I'm sorry I can't help believe me

I'm hell of a stranger here

myself it's a ritual that's all and no

one's pinching from anyone's pots but

times are OD out there and in here are

too frustrated and angry old

men out then we best do it in a safe

environment okay Mike oh sh Mr Nichols

we keep it safe

don't let them anything

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excuse me you're local yeah can I help I

hope so it's here somewhere I know it is

what's here little piece of

Mind Mrs Gladstone's Bay View

BNB now I can't out with a second then I

suppose that means no out with a first

I'll find it I need to find it what have

you got an address or phone number I'm

not expected

well there's other

b&bs no there

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aren't I

hey what will

I girl's got long wouldn't sh a whale

tell him tell him what tell your son to

grow up he's threatening to do Tony

Simpson oh yeah yeah thinks he's the

masked Avenger just tell him to grow up

Jason grow

up is that it what's for dinner a few

home truths that's what's for dinner

look we've had the trial I've been

sentenced it's done it's dusted

and your son just won't leave it alone

look he's got it coming if anybody's got

it coming it's

you you'll do something Daft I know you

I'm your mom you're just going to make

things worse couldn't get any worse Tony

Simpson right the only person I know can

keep you all in the same room it's not

that dangerous oh that's him that's him

at his best just when you think he's not

dangerous look he needs

so anyway it doesn't scare

me that's just the

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trouble Charlie Alpha 2

Char out

two suspect in Harbor area yeah received

and

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understood you never told me they don't

actually eat each

other they never could steer a

reasonable

channel YouTube

harest Mr Gilly I suggest you look to

the extinguishers on your Your Vessel I

do an inspection I'll see to it mik and

with regard to repairs on that second

fender on the starboard beam Mr wood I'm

going to it Mr

Nichols all right but on your way LS not

in a spreading Homes and

Gardens okay so it's a little bit stew

but tell me the copy isn't that bad

where's it gone you're looking for

something Pride Haven

where's it gone this is bride Haven not

anymore it is it's gone I don't recogize

a thing when were you here last 30 years

ago 30 years there's been some

Redevelopment in 30 years who buys some

shoe box

manufacturer it's a different world

mister I'm looking for Mrs gladston B&B

f

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business conable or pleasure the latter

will have to wait

I'm interested in that man possible

peeper seems he's been trespassing

causing a nuisance you notic him you've

been acting oddly he's on a quest

searching for something he's lost as

long as he doesn't break the law as he

does it well if you ask me he's sad not

bad ask the dog there's one to recognize

one of last fellow victims he's looking

for Mrs Gladstone's

BNB

lunch egg and cheese and one homemade

special sausage roll

P bacon and lettuce for the person who

has something against a homemade special

sausage

Ro hasn't been here for nearly 30 years

I'm impressed psychological profile and

apted history God bless the neighborhood

watch word from the harbor

stores has it that he left £10 for a 20

p man left me £10 for a cup of coffee

catch you later I'll keep my

thanks

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Mike don't do it oh Mom I mean look at

them would you have those in your front

room they got to go are you sure you

know what you're doing I'm making some

changes that's what I'm doing I'm taking

this place a little up Market yourself

out of a job it's possible so then what

will you do find something else that's S

I usually do you never could keep your

head below the

parit just like your brother if I'm to

lose my job I'll mark my passing in

style just like your

brother Simpson May Fire me but he won't

better me

bingo

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I'm not ready I'm not

ready he likes

you you sure of

that it's a long way

down I'm almost all the way

there you still looking for a place to

stay I

was it's gone to hell that place well

there are other places I told you

there's

one in

particular I recommend

it times change don't they places

change

people

change well not all of them

you're really

fine I'll eat have an early

night you haven't been out all Die

Another bestseller is it not exactly on

Nichols seem to have lost my

muse I'll wander aimlessly about

tomorrow I promise

I'm sending someone over my favorite

nephew I really ought to put you on

commission now seriously I know you look

after him alarm bells ringing tell me

well he's lost and in more than one

sense of the word then he is found you

are a g and you need a lady friend now I

haven't the time to T go Miss

Nichols neither have I young man but

don't forget

your cards

marked and you're welcome here

luggage I'm traveling light light isn't

the word they're positively

glowing they're

beautiful yes I used to think

sir still do I can tell it is just for

the one

night a night best spent in come

H I'd really rather be alone are you

sure about that sometimes it's best to

take the alternative well I I've tried

the alternative not with me you haven't

sweetheart what's wrong with you I want

to keep a clear head well why are you

eaing to watch you lose yours

office is locked mate I'm off over to

the arcade Jam's big night yeah wish her

well for me what I see you're not going

well she wouldn't want me there any I'm

busy what wishing you were there what's

that suppose to me expecting

trouble remind

me am I here to eat or to disarm you

maybe

both hey forget it you can't stop us of

course I can stop you one it's my my

place two you've been drinking three I'm

not in the mood I go and play somewhere

else yeah well I'm not a kid oh was that

right Sunny Jas please I'm not listening

to him well then listen to her now get

out of here before I call the police or

better still great your bleeding neck

come on leave it I a't finished you yet

Simpson mug

Gilford four number

four one and two good men and true a

jewelry number

12 year the gaming act to

73 what you think you're playing that

woman making you money what am I dishing

out prizes I can't afford can't afford

I've got contacts I got those half price

how's that for bait yeah this doesn't

work out you're going to be bait

two aesthetically challenged females 88

this is not how it's done she said 88

88

con

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wi so you retired I resigned there's a

difference

he gave all that up to check moing lines

and boat

licenses I needed to come

home do you still think you belong here

there's others that don't think

so is that

right but I'm not

surprised I mean you don't look like a

Harbor Master do you and where does a

Harbor Master look

like don't know someone else well I need

you to play out this stage of my live

here only worked with reference to the

Sea so for the moment at least that's

enough very

ni look after her you she's an ass it

yeah well we'll

see oh well done that was great and see

you over the path yeah

oh want me to the pub offer of course

let me buy you a drink on one

condition I'll get the first round

the drinks are on me for a while

anyway make

the just emptied his wallet where does

he come from no luggage I hear just an

expensive collection of frogs you'll do

for me cheers he's a

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fisty a lottery winner maybe he's a

lottery winner yeah a transvesti lottery

winner

could be you in the

frock don't push it

Jason what have you been drinking Coke

don't lie Jason you're drunk waste of

space yeah so they say

Steve yeah don't care look tell him he

knows what he can do with him with that

price all right so they say

Master indeed and in the kitchen

too often the more

rewarding and in the

bedroom don't expect too much of me m in

bed or

out or

both you're less likely to be

disappointed

ow I feel like I'm staring down some

cold

ASAC an emotional dead

end is there someone

else there's no one

else right here's to no one

else we need to talk so what do you

think

well it's a slight Improvement I'll give

you that yeah all right it's a major

Improvement it works yes it does it

works as long as those prizes stay cheap

I told you I've done a deal yeah well

then I like it look I'm I want you to

keep working for me fulltime

is it something upset

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Simpsons Rock we're

shut what was

that a bomb a bomb you mug on the

factory floor a bomb a bomb

threat bloody

hell a bom threat yeah and on his own

fun I hope they trace it too of course

the trace it you stupid fool no one saw

I saw your friends saw do you know they

put people in jail these days for bomb

threats hand it

over now you promised me you'll say

nothing

nothing right you promis me

you dropped

this

yes what I traced it traced it back to

your own mobile phone did you recognize

the voice there was lots of static and

background sizzle was it a woman the

voice was it female I heard a woman's

voice get me the police

we could leave all this till tomorrow

morning

we I'll take my chances sailor you

certainly do

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look

excuse

me I've lost my resident well he was um

oh he's left something for you

I have to answer that const leave

it can't you leave

it I thought

not hello Mike it's ARA he's gone left

far too much money for a room he hasn't

slept in he left a note too yeah all

right aune slow down I turn my back just

for a moment mind and he's gone

disappeared I'm so sorry Mike you did

your best it's not your fault he's going

to do something stupid I think I better

call the police well they're already

here look don't worry we'll find him

we'll organize a search party or

something tell everyone to stay there

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okay I accept you do your I you

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I'm cold TI's going out

Apple you'll be standing there all

night going out not coming in going

out sorry typical

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but it's all right is in good hands yeah

I'm not sure I can leave it to that well

what's he done a little midnight

paddling is hardly an arrestable offense

I need to have a word with him Mike come

on I need to know he's not a danger to

himself or to anyone else what you want

to section him I might have to the man

is apparently suicidal he did leave a

don't well just give us a little time

with him Mill that's all I

ask all right given then watch him Mike

yeah and watch him

closely could ring my aunt lift the uh

full name address C plates off our

register yeah yeah all

right for the moment he's your

responsibility just the moment well

thank you now about that debt I do pay

my

I I'll come

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collecting just look at you any chance

of a copper

you need to get out those wet

things I haven't got anything

else just the

frogs maybe I should just wear a

frock help with someone

I'm

sorry and

thanks come with me

you right thank you very much

Rita they found him it's all right I

know Mike I

heard I wanted to thank you I never did

for what for trusting Steve for giving

my son that

job well he deserved it he's doing

really well look after him won't

you yeah I will good

night they're not all that bad my brood

not really well there is some of youing

him night

Mike see

you on second thoughts I think I prefer

the

frock you're an expert why oh well I've

always been very

reliable domestically

speaking maybe that's been half of the

problem Arthur I'll ready your

note I of course you

did 30 years man and

boy married almost 30 years and she left

you for another

man she said I didn't make her laugh

anymore oh Al I'm so

sorry he makes her

laugh she's found romance she's

found

passion look at me

how can I compete with

passion you've known passion Arthur oh I

I had it the

once Mrs gl's B&B yeah symbol of more

vigorous times with that honeymoon

Hideway I was going to end it all there

oh

Arthur people change it's inevitable

sometimes you just have to move on I

know

I did her I moved on to

retribution I took her car her favorite

frogs I won't have him seeing her

wearing them

frogs I wanted to hurt her

back nothing much you know just a

little I've tried hating

her can't

I'm not very good at

it this suicide thing because your

heart's not in it now the heart's

already broken is the rest won't lie

down and you should listen to it

sometimes the rest is trying to tell you

something whatever happens I'd ask a

favor anything don't let them think I'm

a transvesite lottery winner who

couldn't leave with the

truth here's your P good night M

Nicholas

relax I will see you tomorrow

Will You Believe in Us this morning

artha

Arthur Norman Denton ex-wife claims he's

taken the car assigned to her in the D

to separation that and several other

personal items of clothing she doesn't

want to press charges but I know it have

to go in yeah eventually it's still some

time

yet anyway other duties to attend to

this morning

it is important to realize that we are

not

alone loneliness

arther can become habit

forming it can actually blind us to the

existence of

others others also needing to reach out

I never said didn't think about being

lonely Miss nich and I'm not talking

about

you Arthur Norman D

meet Fay feather

well okay look you've got tins of soup

beans

pies lots of

cheese bacon in the fridge fish in the

freezer you want to defrost that brazing

steak it wants using up

sometime you know how to use the

microwave don't

you never mind George I've left a list

with Kelly

I've been waiting for

you Rita blade I'm arresting You Under

Suspicion of making a malicious hoax

bomb call you do not have to say

anything but it may harm your defense if

you do not mention when questioned

something you may later Alan in court

but anything you do say may be given an

Evidence against you

and all in one breath sounds important

Melanie it is it's section 51 of the

Criminal Law act

1977 if convicted it means an unlimited

fine and a custodial

sentence I'm sorry about this

rer and don't forget to turn off that

immersion

is it a good

book I don't

know I rarely seem to finish them these

days you wrote it

unfortunately it's an old one forgotten

the

ending then you know all about romance

oh I only write about it I used to there

is a

difference Aunt Nichols means well oh

yeah I know I suppose she thinks

Desperate Measures will need it are we

really that

desperate the abandoned husband a lonely

romantic

novelist on

paper shouldn't it work out

fine two of us meant for one

another a

mistake I'm sorry I'm sorry

too morning Miss feell call me Fay

always a bit of a long shot Miss

Nichols

Arthur

Arthur odds are currently 6 to4 against

the car any bits come on what for any

takers on an overdose 10

to okay you not

out chop out a blade you all up jessing

heartless to the

Core for

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you be up my stor po again yeah no

you're talking about telling you boy you

had that 20

P got Gan wood by law number 52 person

shall not throw stones or other missiles

into the dock and that includes old bait

Mr nigles okay

Mike I need your help

they both of

you well I think he's going to drive off

the edge of the pier not him you are you

going to work fulltime or not there's a

human drama unfolding here all right all

right I'll raise your wages you can trim

those working hours too I'm already

throwing in the flat above the arcade

what more do you want blood not yet

maybe

soon you can't drive this car into the

harbor but it marvelous the whole damn

world knows my business for one thing

it's contrary to the bylaws so you just

have to jump and

St the Tide's in and deepest

here very C I'm also very busy things to

do

so going on then jump

can't

swim you can't bathe either nor indulge

in aquatic Sports it's contrary to the

bord you want to hurt her Arthur I mean

you really want to Hur her you don't

just pinch the car on a few old frocks

you go the whole way you don't

understand jump leave her with all that

guilt that's not the reason Arthur's

Revenge spoil the rest of her life by

ending yours you'll feel so much better

when you're dead she took my life I'm

already dead now you just think you're

dead there's a difference believe me I

go I'll make the Flaming

jump what's keeping you you think I

won't you think I'm a joke too cowardly

then even for

that you're going to prove me wrong

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all right that's enough bring him up

tastes awful doesn't it life often does

it's what makes the rest taste so sweet

it's worth the wait Arthur worth the

struggle believe

me I thought I was died and that's as

near as you want to get you set me

up well it would have happened somewhere

soon somewhere else know one help when

you change your

mind I feel like a pratt well you think

no one

cares they care even if you

don't I look like a

pratt congratulations Arthur you do

care Arthur

Denton welcome back to the land of the

living at least you were inspired Arthur

I've been looking for inspiration for

some time now would you hold the roomors

Nichols I I think think I may be staying

a little

longer

someday I suspect she might regret

leaving you she might she might not

Someday I Suppose won't

matter do you think Miss feaw well I

could be your

inspiration you could try

Authur you could be my

muse they called me

fade hey makes I love I think he might

just ReDiscover it

yet what's that then Mrs Gladstone's

B&B

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passion well done moreing fees to

collect

and an IOU to

deliver busy day ahead sailor

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