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have a good trip see you next year if

you got a free moing we birth just up

the coast we love to I'm sorry that

one's taken it's for Patty one of our

regulars

not long now no something about seeing

old Patty sail into the harbor sort of

gives the heart a lift sounds silly but

I look forward to P's visits almost as

much as atie yeah yeah me too the jokes

remember the one about the zebra and the

RO of L up yeah yeah vividly see you

later fragrant rose petal fondants or

exotic Turkish nouar I'll take the fond

nouar plays habit with his

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bridge I won't be back before you're

gone hope the Train's on time it was

nice I mean you being

here give that to the lad

mom why don't I help you sort out Pete's

clothes that Jake and I could drop them

off at the rnli on the way to the

station well I'm I'm a bit busy at the

moment I promised Auntie Nichols I'd

help out with the refreshments for the

candle light procession the beach party

isn't for

days Mom it's been 9 months I I know

it's painful but I thought if there were

two of us no don't worry I'll get round

to it I made you some sandwiches for the

train well the catering's usually awful

and the prices Mrs Thompson had to pay a

pound for a bottle of water when they

went to see there John now there's tuna

egg and crab pach is to love crab do you

remember when one bit him on the toe oh

I've forgotten the chocolate biscuits

shall I go and get you chocolate

biscuits no no Mom we're

fine essentially

tropical or delicately

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floral delicately

floral you don't think it makes me smell

like an air fresh no I know I know I'm

beh like a

teenager a woman of my age it's

ridiculous it's

great I only see the man one week in

every 3

months it's worse than ridiculous it's

pathetic well no one else thinks so all

your friends love him how can one man be

so wonderful well probably because he

can't hide how happy used to be with you

he turns to sleep a lot when he first

gets

here mind you once he's reved up I had

to get Mr Butler in number four ceiling

replastered

I know I know I'm embarrassing you after

the Marilyn Monroe lookalike competition

when I was 10 nothing could embarrass me

I'm only talking like this because it's

so wonderful after all the fun in the

pump when we close the door it's as if

we were the only people in the

world

Jake would you mind if we stayed extra

day no great what about Matthew's party

they're only having Burgers it's n Going

Bonkers

no she says I've gotten hands that's

stupid sharks probably got them but all

that was in that cofin were

burs so why don't you marry him he's

asked you often enough nothing could

stay this special

forever I'd rather have one week of

bliss with Paddy every 3 months than be

comfy and bored for a long Life

Time wait to go right that's it get out

of there go we didn't do nothing it was

totally legit look three cherries trying

to stitch us up like you did our mom no

don't be absurd now you're kicking us

out for winning money fair and square

call that discrimination I got the uh

message what's the

emergency do you know anyone that can

run this place what's happened to

Jasmine just quit to go to the rainbow

in town I've got businesses to run every

minute I'm stuck here I'm losing

money right you've had your last war

then get on to the job center there's

kids curing up for work I'll do it no

thanks I wouldn't put a monkey in charge

of a banana Factory you're a gorilla

persecuting an innocent woman out now

dumb cool Simpson let us stay and you'll

probably get all your money back as it

is we walk out with 20

quid thought you were off oh well we

decided to stay on extra day or

say Dr this back now we haven't gone oh

no it's all right you keep

it thanks thanks very much right don't

going run your bath m go on go on

now I don't think Mom's coping too well

everything got churned up again that's

well well maybe if you talk to her we

talk I meant about Pete how you both

feel don't worry about us we manage very

nicely what's for

supper

sandwiches

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harb M ocean come in Patty are you

receiving

me

blue ocean are you receiving

over

there's no sign of him call the Coast

Guard and the police we to

in Coast Guard Coast Guard this is

Harbor Master

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there's no cereal Steve had it they have

to go to work early just because I don't

work it doesn't mean I don't get hungry

and look who's Nick the dinosaur don't

look at me oh

give in the

dinosaur maybe if Madam had handed over

a winnings instead of spoiling a lovely

face I think he looks cool what do you

think Dad you have to pay through Noth

for

that see Mom could have done with a

casat for bribing the guards the only

person that's going to be paying out is

Tony Simpson for wrongful dismissal and

from now on you two just stay away from

him there enough being said about El as

it

is Steve you finish up

here it's pad all right no he's not

aboard the blue ocean was drifting but

that's ridiculous where would he go you

don't no not over it can't have gone

over

maybe he's hit his head and fell in well

why it was a calm night otherwise a boat

would be miles down the coast right

what's his medical history could have

had a stroke toppled over well he's fine

as far as I know you'd have to ask his

doctor the Coast Guard are on their

way how long have we got until Nightfall

if you haven't found Patty by then he'll

be presumed

dead when was he due to arrive well

later today he RAR sailes at night maybe

he couldn't wait

where was he coming from well he usually

keeps his spur at houth so why was he

drifting back East why didn't he just

come straight into bride Haven well I've

got no idea I'd have to look at the

charts I'll get on to Steve Ellis the

Harbor Master at houth see what he

knows I know this is going to sound a

really stupid question but paty didn't

have any worries did he well I'm sorry

I'm not the person to

ask the blue Ocean's his home but he

spends most of his time in being be you

don't get to be fertilizer salesman of

the Year staying in one place when did

you last speak to him afternoon he was

in houth he was going to set off after

breakfast how did he sound anxious

anxious to see me I didn't sound

depressed what sort of crazy questions

that you're talking about Patty for

God's sake I know I'm only trying to

look at all the

possibilities just a bit strange that's

all

I just heard of our Auntie's friend I'm

really sorry yeah thanks he what

happened well we're not sure oh well uh

tell Auntie if there's anything I can do

right yeah um I I thought you were

leaving oh yeah Mom's not too

well thanks for all your help Auntie

we'll do our best I

promise I don't don't think you should

be on your own it's all right honestly I

want to be on my own I couldn't get away

sooner how are you in shock I think

naturally yeah Mrs Peele gave me some

cobblers about a cyclone they don't know

what's

happened look

um there's

a reporter outside from the local radio

don't worry I I'll do my best to keep

him out of the way but if he does manage

to C you can you try not to mention the

yacht was a drift off bride

a

reers update full scale search continues

for reported missing in the Bay Area

early optimism the Emergency

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she has to be doing things cleaning

arranging rearranging she says she's

fine but how's your dad's coping in

himself I don't know with her he just

ignores it stays away if you tried

talking to her I know it sounds awful

but uh I don't know

how since Jake there's been this

distance between us I thought she doted

on him oh she does she wouldn't have

wanted him not to happen but just happen

in the proper order after the degree

with the career and the husband she

always understood Pete more than me

anyway I'll have a word thanks when I

told her I was pregnant she called me

all the names under the sun and then she

just dried her eyes and said they'd take

care of me I didn't let them of course

but Mom was always the one with the TCP

and the elasta plas the one who made

things better now she's she's stretched

so

height I'm scared she's going to rip

apart if we calculate the tides wind

factor and currents last night we can

roughly chart where a body might wash

up uh

Jane can I have a word yeah of course I

need an assistant for the arcade and I

wondered if you'd be interested oh

thanks but it's only temporary until I

get myself sorted out cash in hand of

course it should be useful for someone

in uh in your position it's a very

responsible job really yeah well don't

worry I mean i' take care of all the

tricky stuff you just have to keep an

eye on the place and handle the change

well handling the change seems a bit

tricky to me I'm not sure if two years

at University quite equipped me for

that

the editors send to do peace on the

missing yachtsman what a way to go eh do

know there was K whales off this

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here

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you don't think poor

Patty I'm sorry yeah have you told the

police well not yet no I thought I'd

show them to you first oh very

thoughtful thank

you maybe I'll go and lie

down so you're always telling me butling

things up doesn't help sometimes it's

the only way you should know that well

if you do want to talk that's the

problem with this bloody Place nobody

leaves you

alone oh go I'm sorry that was unfair

it's natural you've had a terrible

you're the most important person in

my life and now I'm shouting at you what

a mess it's forgotten I'll deal with

everything I don't deserve

you after all the promise of yesterday

I can't quite take it

in wow we could build a treehouse up

here and have

sleepovers 1 force9 you'd wake up in

bourou what's that writing

Pete and Mike The

Untouchables you mean Mike Mike yes they

they were best friends well isn't your

name there because I'm a

girl that's

sexist

come on open up or I'll kick the door

down good trip

PTY

i' just like to reassure your group that

all boat trips from this Harbor are with

official Crews only and are therefore

completely safe

okay the boat stolen property get a grip

I did a deal with old Tims I'm paying

him the going rate it's totally illegal

you can't charge people to take them out

you need safety checks a certificate I

know the law you we're not

charging them Kelly's running a book on

how PTY snuffed it the trips are HK 3

to1 suicide 15 to2 Murder By Pirates

what's s on favorite you buy me a drink

I'm sorry really but he turned up in the

middle of the night I'd never seen him

in such a state he was crying shaking he

said he couldn't go on he said he wanted

to wipe the Slate clean start all over

again that's why I agreed to hide him I

had no choice SM it was all so upsetting

we've had a full scale search going on

for

you and what's the matter pad you're in

some sort of trouble no it's just it's

just too much that's all you got

problems at work you broken the law what

I shouldn't be doing this to you

especially Bella if I didn't have you i'

I don't know it's all right you save

here why don't you try and get some

sleep don't go hey I'm not going

anywhere I'll just be in the kitchen

with

Mike

so how did you find out well Patty knew

would' be looking for his clothes he's

an excellent sailor he obviously Ry

might wash up so why don't you believe

he was dead well the sea washes clothes

off a body but not tight jeans P he does

like his jeans very tight anyway you

never shout me please believe me I've

hated every minute of this I've lied to

you to everyone they're all out there

thinking that he must be dead it's

awful poor Elvis was so

upset I almost broke down and told him

you should have told me I was torn I

didn't know what to do Paddy kept saying

I can't take it over and over and he

hasn't given you any clue as to what

triggered all this I was really

frightened suddenly he was a

stranger

dearest Bella I'm longing to see you

even the seconds go too slowly when did

you send this

yesterday you never done that

before just made me think things were

going to be even more special have to go

to the police no the longer you leave it

the worse it will get I don't

care the man's on well you can see that

he needs time to sort himself out please

Mike

I'm TR to get some

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if it's CL you want the French have had

the last of the cream teas oh what about

crumpets with peanut butter and

strawberry jam obviously a

gour apparently Patty has connections

with the CIA oh who told you that Mrs

Thompson or Mrs Peele the vicer mind you

he takes the

telegraph I can't believe we're never

going to see him again

sorry to disturb you no it's all right

I'm just sitting here trying to get my

head around it

all who's your

friend

Jeremy my dad bought him for me stop me

feeling lonely while they're in

Australia did you fancy a beer oh yes

please did you come up with anything at

Patty's office no not really his

personal mail has been redirected care

of the Harbor Master hath his boss said

what a great bloke he was but actually

nobody seemed to know that much about

him how about you yeah the same uh harb

Master said he set sale the usual time

he's expecting him back in a week

here oh

thanks something's not right with all

this how' you mean well it isn't just

his disappearing that's a mystery I mean

okay pad used to tell great stories

about his life in the fertilizer

business and everything but in the end

he was more interested in hearing about

you yeah that is pretty rare I agree

maybe I should go back and question atie

again there's got to be more she can

remember no I I wouldn't she's really

upset poor auntie I've got to do

something haven't I paty sent aune a

plant two days ago so well he's never

done that before I was thinking maybe

the garden center it came from might

have some Account

Details rumor has it in the bride Haven

arms you were in Navy

intelligence should we take a visit to

this place or what what's this Wei

business this is part of an official

inquiry why haven't you ever fantasized

about being an undercover cop can't say

it's at the top of my list of fantasies

okay you can come along for the ride

I'll pick you up at

8:30 no no I'm not going to crawl around

the countryside in a panda car I'll pick

you

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up ride on the dods now that's for kids

that's more like it hi a

Juggle looks like Simpson ain't the only

one who can make

torches just a crusty Old

Hippie and up for some

FR told

you

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

whoa where do you think you're going

sorry it's the height of the Season

tourists arriving by the coach Lo boats

King up to get Steve can handle it oh

you've got to be joking I suppose you've

given him the key the petty cash as well

you got any complaints you go through

the appropriate channels

right what did your boss say about a

little Adventure nothing haven't told

him

yet got him two days ago he ordered a

Japanese orch to be delivered to M Bella

Nichols the Pierce Hotel bride

Haven any other details you also ordered

some herbs to be sent to Lady Charlotte

savell at Abbott's house Creswell and an

assorted selection of seed packets for

Mrs foil at clober Farm Monon this car

for a good cause you L your be to

that

close and

farm that must be Mrs foil okay so

what's our cover going to be with li My

Five and we suspect Patty of running an

illegal trade in agricultural implements

to the Russian mafia in other words you

haven't got a

clue we were told you know someone who

sells fertilizer at very competitive

rates Paddy yes is away at the moment on

a sailing trip but all his catalogs are

in his study does this Patty live

here of course he does he's my

husband I can recommend the organic you

should see the size of my onions lovely

looking children oh yeah Rosy's eight

Edd's 10 don't mind Barnabas he's a soy

old

thing he looks lovely how did you meet

him

OD isn't it how life works out I've been

Liv in here with my first husband then

he ran off with an optician from pool

I'd seen it coming even if he

hadn't one day Petty arrived to sell me

fertilizer well he could see what state

I was in trying to run the place alone

so he used to call back you know every

other week to help out one thing led to

another and he asked you to marry him

actually I asked him he was worried at

first you know having to work away so

much but I told him a day with him it's

worth a month with anyone

else you can't just rush me out like

that my husband could be dead she has a

right to know actually he isn't keep

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smiling hey can we

play

mom mom no you said I was a

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natural you withheld V information from

a police officer you're here as a good

friend of aunties you said so yourself

oh that's not

fair all I care about is Auntie she Ador

pad and that's what's important to me

now if I put you in a difficult position

then I'm

sorry

all right this conversation never took

place I'll call it in

later come on let's get on with the

other

address lady Charlotte savil you don't

suppose how do any aristocracy i

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d who's going for the

ball

Hest

oh

Barnabas

Barnabas

here melan is interested in tracing her

ancestry does the name foil mean

anything to you foil no but the name

Doyle does that's the name of my husband

paty don't worry you can't be related to

him I'm the one with the title he only

joined the family 15 years

ago maybe if we could speak to him he's

away I'm

afraid well I can't imagine wanting to

leave such a beautiful place he's sales

manager for an Agricultural byproducts

firm so he has to travel he's off

sailing at the moment recharging the

batteries he calls it I noticed some

amazing blue roses on our way in I

wonder if we could take a closer look of

course they're Patty's pride and

joy we could sail away and never come

back I've got family here friends guests

I can't just abandon them Bella you're

the only woman I've ever really loved I

want you with me all the

time look if we sail due south we'll hit

South America imagine it you and me

dancing in the carnival of Life wild

exotic days and hot steamy nights the

blue Ocean's been impounded we'll steal

down in the dead of night come on we can

do

it Paddy please tell me what's

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happened they're called Blue

Ocean must be tough your husband being

away so much somehow it's so special

when he's with us we don't seem to

resent it you got children Rosie and

Eddie my father didn't have any boys to

carry on on the family name so Patty

insisted I keep my maiden name Patty

sounds wonderful how did you meet him

well I just finished a rather sorted

aair with a peer rather thought he was

the man for me till the night he gave me

a hairbrush and asked if he could call

me Nanny Paddy was with the estate

manager heard me crying in the

Stables he was just a wonderful he

listened let me his hand handkerchief

well after the men I'd met it was a

fairy tale romance for me when I first

asked him to marry me he was very

reluctant he felt as being a commoner

would make life difficult for me but

when I told him I couldn't live without

him

well he just said

yes don't left for a

get your torches 150 for the light

procession straight

up over over here we go we go how many

would you like three there you go

there's three lovely candles for you I

what are all these mom I bought them

cheap people need them for the light

procession these torches are for charity

look if you're thinking of pulling a

fast one you'll have me to answer

to okay sorry about that you change you

change change there you go thank you

very much how many your

life where did he get the energy

from well in confidence aren't he said

he slept a lot the first couple of days

he was with him maybe we should enter

him in the Olympics what event K be toss

in I mean it's not like he's awful to

them he takes care of them they seem to

adore him yeah so does aren't he find

out about one wife's bad enough but two

what are you going to do for my chief of

course oh what choice have I got pad is

a bigamist he's faked his own death if

they knew I was withholding evidence

well I could always say I F him went on

the beach he had

Amnesia let just give us another 24

hours to do what well I don't know at

least let ay have time to absorb the

news before the place is swarming with

reporters and I have no right to ask you

no you haven't and if this all goes

pearshaped I will will drop you in it to

save my

job well thank you you're amazing now

I'll try not to compromise you any more

than I already have spoil

sport I should take you apart you know

me I just tried to keep everybody happy

that there's a lot of pain out there

there's a lot of pain in here I'm so

sorry you must believe me you're the one

that I really love you're the only woman

I've ever asked to marry me well

actually that's true they asked him I

tried to keep them secure and content

both of them you you'd like the kids

they're really

great what are they called Eddie and

Rosie times two and both dogs are called

Barnabas and the

women married names are foil and doy if

a letter accident goes to the wrong

address they think it's a spelling

mistake you're obviously pretty good at

this biger me game I never saw it as a

game I cared about them both very much

that's why I married them

but suddenly with you it was the real

thing I mean with them it was just HX

and a and a cuddle

afterwards but with you you li to me

Paddy and your other families I look at

you and my heart stops what I feel for

you what we do together none of that is

a

lie so why did you decide to disappear

and break the cycle I was

exhausted two wives two sets of children

working all hour so they could be cared

for what were they supposed to think

when you never came back well i' made

provision they would have been well

taken care of so you're involved in an

insurance scam as well no no no I I

wouldn't do anything like that no no I'd

made some good Investments I've always

been pretty lucky in the markets

why now

Patty I don't know something just

snapped all those people around me and I

felt so alone time's running out I

wanted something for me for a change

I I wanted to be with you not just for a

week here and there but

forever you must think I'm a gullible

old

fool no everyone f for it we

right he wanted me to run away with him

I was tempted but then I thought of you

you given up enough because of me maybe

if you hadn't been settled with a kid

I'm not single because of you I'm single

because that's where I wanted to

be yes it was a bit of a shock at first

when you

arrived all those endless questions took

some getting used to not to mention the

offside rule yeah I'm I'm sometimes

worried that you kept me out of guilt

when Mom abandoned me I mean she's your

sister I got the best part of the

bargain a lovely son and no husband to

run

after some example I set

you you are the most caring person I

know and you're a smooth talking rat

bag God this love business

hurts

go on you have a good cry what I'm ruin

me

makeup I'm come to see Auntie how is she

well maybe you should call another time

oh uh sure of

course

Jane you you've got to come it's your

mom I'll give you a

li

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I've broken his mug a broken piz mug

I'll take care Jake it doesn't matter

and I don't know what to do about the

Christmas pudding how do you mean well

none of us really liked it except

Peak do you remember the to SW in the

sixs he mucking about and then next

thing we knew to come oh dror

Hughes and it cast her

oil maybe

I'll maybe I'll make it P

anyway you never

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know how is she is she all right in bed

shaking like a leaf and Dad's with her

and I've called Henry so if there's any

anything I can do oh well taking care of

Jake was great thanks yeah he uh he

seems to think I'm a sexist pig oh yeah

well these days girls are allowed to

play Cowboys and Indians don't you mean

Native Americans you and Pete always had

to get the better of

me I'll get Jake out of that t-shirt

what's the matter Pete's not around

anymore so why waste time talking about

him look Pete was my best mate I think

about him every

day that's no Comfort to you and your

family you want him here here

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now what can I say he going to bring him

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back so how do you feel

pby what a lucky man we were praying I

can tell

you

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what you doing we all want to toast the

good news it's a private

celebration

maybe if you'd like to say something

Patty

well it was never my intention to hurt

anyone I mean you you've both been

smashing wives in your

way it's just that I I I don't know the

whole thing just just snowballed you

felt sorry for us to begin with yes but

there's more to it than that I mean

you're you're strong women it's

something you did believe in yourselves

look at you you run homes you bring up

families mostly on your own what about

the

children well I know I took some

persuading by both of

you but I promise that each of those

children came into this world wanted and

cherished sorry to B in but how do you

manage Christmas his mother's alerg dogs

he'd have Christmas lunch early dinner

with us and spend either Christmas night

or boxing day with her

no wonder you were so tubby in

January I do realize what I've done is

unpardonable I'll hand myself over to

the police

immediately the two of us need to

talk the tide comes in here pretty

quickly Uncle Pete said we had to wait

very last minute and make a dash for it

unfortunately he waited too long we were

cut off if the old Harbor Master been

out in his

boat you know it's the only time I

remember Nana spanking us you can't

blame her she nearly lost both her kids

in one day but it wasn't your fault it

was Uncle Pete's oh well Pete tried

telling her one thing about Pete he

always owned up I suppose she was

teaching me that being with Pete was my

responsibility and if I drowned well I

would have been responsible as well it's

been fun the TR and stuff hasn't it yeah

yeah it has come on in IO M when the

other day there were G Mike didn't take

me out on his boat I hit on the speed

boat got all bumpy and I fell in the

water Mike saw me and jumped

in let me hope in time the kids will

understand well it could be in jail well

that's what I

deserve at least I'll stay put for a

while instead of running around the

count wearing myself out it's meant to

be a punishment not a holiday look it

will be I'm missing your hands

already take care of it woman me will

you it's a bit late for that the damage

has already been done look I'll make it

up to her you'll see when I come out of

prison I'll be I'll be really free and

and we can make a fresh start together

just the two of

us we're both extremely

distressed and horrified by your

deception

after much

discussion we've come to the agreement

that despite the fact that you've lied

to us and leted us

down we want things to go on as they

were you've been a wonderful lover and a

fabulous

father a rare

combination and only having your husband

around one week and two does have its

compensations what what about the police

the bigamy charges Rosie one has a GCS

next year and he to has trials for the

dors under

TW if you care about the children and us

none of this will ever come

out it won't be easy to heal the wounds

but if we all try who knows of course

they can't be anybody else from now on

we'll be ringing up each other to make

sure we know where you

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are the women want things to remain as

they were they still don't know the

ultimate decision rests with you right

you both women seem pretty certain

please please I don't want to hear any

of this I'm in uniform all right all

right thanks one day when I'm out of my

uniform you can tell me everything you

owe me Qui

time get your torches here don't panic

there's plenty for

everyone all the money from those

torches goes to charity or I'll report

you I don't think you'll find the Vic's

complaining

I'm watching

you you didn't give all a money to

charity did you obviously I'd to cover

my

overheads charity begin a to in my book

don't give me that you hate reading get

your torches here don't be left in the

dark for the light procession torches

150 come and get

him

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it makes me cry every

year we could still run away do you

really think I would want to be with a

man who could abandon those

families no of course

not in truth I don't think I could have

gone through with

it moment of madness has

passed it was

glorious but it was a

fantasy and if there's one thing that a

woman of my age should know is that

there is no such thing as a perfect

relationship we had a damn good try

though didn't

we I don't suppose I'll be seeing you

again how do you say goodbye to the love

of your

life you give them a kiss and you walk

away

you saved Jake's life he told me

everything falling in

speedboat he nearly

died I don't think he'll do it again

yeah what and you let me stand there and

and say those things I mean why didn't

you tell

me it was difficult time time for

everyone I I just thought it was easier

for you to be mad at me than well you

have no right to decide how I should

feel no no I realize

that why am I angry with

you thank you thank you please don't say

it was a

pleasure whatever the secrets are you

hiding I'm just glad Jake's all

right

yeah yeah me

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too

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