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come

what did you bring me up for the

headset's playing up conditions are

getting worse we are bought now there's

only two more drums down there up aner

Sir head for sure right sir get the

cylinder

Stone Mike Mike I saw them I could get

them up in 15 minutes we're out of here

Pete you lost your bottle mate I'm not

taking risks secure the

deck see you Mike see

you hey

no

hey get him

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up

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you look

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great boots

Bo I thought there was intelligent life

out there

careful I must have left my brain on

Pluto to agree to this full breakfast

just

great

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goodp

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ladies and gentlemen on behalf of the

sponsors Simpsons

confectionary I'd like to thank all our

lovely contestants for taking part in

the Miss bride Haven Garla Queen contest

give them a hand ladies and

gentlemen so before uh we judges make

our difficult decision I'd like to ask

all our beautiful contestants to give us

one final

Circle my money's on Kelly blade I

thought you'd consider this sexist

exploitation absolutely not I'm a post

Millennium feminist and what does that

mean it means every year councelor

Simpson makes a very large donation to

the police

fund go me I've got

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great look like Kelly try to Noble a

judge let's hope her mom doesn't try the

same

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thing I'm going to the post office do

you want anything no that's right I'll

go why well fresh air will do me good

she went ahead didn't she after all I

said she thought the prize money might

come in handy Tony Simpson sacks me and

Brands me a thief for nicking a bit of

poxy Rock and what does my daughter do

corts in front of him semi naked Jason

thought it wind him

up I bet Simpson's loving

it

hi

Dad uh you good trip hi go give your

grandad a

hug you love

me

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baby and the winner of the 25 prize and

the title of Miss bride Haven Garla

Queen

is Marilyn

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Stevens It's a fix I can that b She's

Got Boobs like hcat that can't be

right

fix shut it Mom want you both home now

there a

fix you do

I'm WRA his Rock for

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him what's that all about Liam and the

blade family have a

history never

heard I want to work with you that's why

I'm here about to prep operations for

the regata all under control yeah well

we can't afford any confusion on the way

out one Collision there won't be a

collision we can save the Cockiness for

later you've never organized an event

like this before and check the beach for

campers when do I get the new

Deputy the council are considering the

appointment well I'll consider checking

the beach look tomorrow is very

important for the economic well-being of

this community our visitors need to see

the friendly caring face of bride Haven

Bo you bloody stupid woman

get away from that

car look at

this what do you think well about

Simpson I mean about the

outfit it's

fruity thank

you meddling is a medical condition with

Tony Simpson that's why he became a

counselor I don't know what Holly Morrow

ever saw in him no wonder she left him

for a golf caddy Holly Morrow loved

councilor Simpson very much when she

married him she particularly loved his

arcade Rock Factory and other business

interests how's your love

life I can ask I'm your closest relative

you're my only relative why don't you

come to lambard class on Thursday

there's something about grounding hips

with people that does away with

formalities what should I do about this

afternoon I thought you didn't want to

talk about it

you're right I

don't thanks for

lunch mom if he's hungry you'll eat he's

a growing boy pet always ate more than

you I'll go and get the SW

figure so what about Mike Nichols is he

going to show his face this afternoon he

sent a very nice note when they brought

Pete home the coward stays away thought

you didn't want him

there hi can I go see the city sure if

you want to miss the water slide going

to the water slide last one to get their

cotti pies and

milkshakes

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um

please sit down I couldn't bring myself

to see you

before no I I understand

stand you see had all these questions

churning round in my head only

I I don't think I had the courage to

look in your eyes and see he was really

dead I mean without a body there's

always hope but when they suddenly rang

and told me they'd found him I mean

after 9

months

I I didn't know what to

feel I mean all that time at the bottom

of the

sea I'm glad you got him

home I've read the admiralty report over

and

over they're very complimentary about

you maybe I'm stupid but I can't seem to

get Beyond The Words the center type

letter was a valued member of his team

he will be greatly missed by all his

fellow crew members we're not just the

crew is missed by everyone Pete only

joined up because of

you we joined together you know that you

see what I don't understand what it

doesn't say in all those

pages you were in command how could you

let it happen it was an

accident I think that was the hardest

part my

Pete being

dead and you still here I hated you

these last nine

months and then when they brought him

home I started

remembering you bloodying Tom Shannon's

nose cuz he thumped our Pete

you used to be

Inseparable whatever went on we're

burying him this afternoon if you want

to say goodbye at the

church does um Jane know you're

here she was always so jealous of you

and

Pete well thanks for coming I I

appreciate how difficult it must have

been

you didn't run away you came

home take some

courage

Commander sir how are you how's civilian

life fine thank you

sir

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I am the resurrection and the life sayth

the

Lord he that believeth in me though he

were dead yet shall he live

and whosoever liveth and believeth in me

shall never

die we brought nothing into this world

and it is certain we can carry nothing

out the lord gave and the Lord hath

taken

away blessed be the name of the

Lord I know that my redeemer liveth and

that he shall stand at the last day upon

Earth

all of us here this

afternoon understand only too well the

power the sea has over our

lives it provides our food our

livelihoods and sometimes it takes away

our

sons in Pete it took a young man who was

the loving and much loved Son of Nancy

and Bill

a caring

brother a loyal

friend someone who liked to laugh and

joke whose hatrick in the cup final of

the Southwest league is still talked

about in The Bride Haven arms

today we can take comfort in the

knowledge that Pete lived life to the

full before his sad and tragic

accident let us remember in our

prayers Nancy bill Jane and

Jake now as they're finally able to lay

their dearly beloved to rest may they

find peace in the knowledge that he is

once more among his family and

friends firing

party Vol

one

fire Vol two

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fly

three

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far

fing party

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present lovely service Reverend thank

you George very moving thank you tell me

how is R you must be very proud of him

I am I'm glad Mike

came lovely do

Nancy very

uh

convivial drink George very nice

thanks well johy look um take a couple

of days off if it's all same to you I'll

be on Monday the lad died 9 months ago

oh well if you're

sure first thing you can do is take a

look at the toffee machine coming out

like bleeding

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boomerangs

hello hey don't worry he's more scared

of you than you are of him why he had an

unusual

childhood me too I haven't got a dad you

mind it's great moose except for when

Mom plays in the parents 11 he's

probably kicking a ball about with the

kids on the green why don't we go and

have a

look have you got a boat yeah I got two

uh one in the yard I'm

rebuilding my Uncle Pete died at see he

dived in and never came back

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have you ever seen a hamhead

shark every time I visit my bank

manager now the summer of 95 was so hot

I actually saw some off the island

way I told you not to go near the water

on your

own

I'm not on my own M go back to the cafe

with Elvis please go

back trial's

waiting you're trying to make it up to

Jake now he's got no Uncle to play

with maybe this isn't the best time oh

no seems great to me today I buried my

brother my brother was an excellent

diver he died under your command have

you seen when it's done to my mom and

dad the sacrifices they made for us

Peete was their pride and

joy I keep imagining it it's fear

nothing left in his lungs all alone in

the darkness what the hell were you

doing when he was down there warming

your toes on the bridge did you watch

the air bubbles popping to the surface

what did you think when they stopped

Mike how did you feel when they

stopped

sorry

sorry I don't know I miss him I just

missed coming to the church doesn't make

it

right

Mike can't turn your back for a

minute Jan's bound to be upset whatever

she said to all right it's been an

emotional day for all of us

look he found a bottle of snaps left to

ref from the Le

night cool don't put a light near him

the guy's inflammable come on I'll make

sure I get all right thanks you're a

power I should put that down put that

down oh

my drop this sandwiches off with him

will you all

right he overdid it a

bit Mom dad's

home

do you want me to help put him to bed no

thanks it was good of you to bring him

home excuse

me stupid lump that's his swim do you

come on come leave him alone hold on

let's get the fact straight here the dog

belongs to me you say goodbye the day

you threw him in the harbor yeah well

you overacted everyone knows dogs can

you go near him again and you'll be in

the har I'm keeping well away people end

up dead around you what's going on it's

not your

problem so what did Arie

want look at him what an embarrassment

he can't even hold his boots and you can

yeah he's had a rough couple of years he

deserves a bit of fun well he might as

well Just Dance naked around the green

and give us all the L that's enough

Jason just you put your dad to bed well

why should I I am fed up with this

constant battle why can't you just do as

your asked for once I've got enough to

worry about

without

right now Lou you

done

oh chicken

fricker Mr Hudson in number nine had a

nose bleed so there was a portion

over well thank you very much you're

looking very

Glam Sam locky and I are going for tchm

in town hot

day it's hard to get romantic about a

man who guts fish for a

living did you talk to Jane she made her

feelings

known come and Che on a

Taco I don't think they have GB mechy Co

now you go and enjoy yourself and don't

let Sam stick his finger in the salsa

remember what happened last

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time you know when you and pit were

young you were never away from the water

yeah well you have no fear when you're

young that you're

Invincible Jake just loves everything

about seat boots shell

shars squid I know it's hard after

what's happened but Jake isn't going to

thank you if you don't let him friend

for himself uh something about being

back you know when I'm in London I just

get on with it I'm a single mother I

worry about money it's more

straightforward here there's there's

there's mom fussing there's Dad looking

at me like we just met yesterday there's

a grief hanging around the house like a

fog and they won't talk about it you

know I sometimes wonder if they're

thinking why couldn't it have

been thanks for the wine it's lovely a

petulent little number at least it makes

a big petulent when he's had a

few no no I meant it you know thanks for

not judging for

everything this business with Mike hey

now please we're mates let's not spoil

things ehy whatever you say

sweet

what are you doing

here he looks just like Pete when he's

sleeping well you always told me Pete

sucked his

thumb why don't you go to bed dad came

up 10 minutes

ago

la

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just leave

it you PR my dog if Fe get turn make in

the

you my dog back you Thief I want my

dog I'm sorry he's drunk yeah we'll take

him home and we'll talk about it in the

morning right that's it

oh I'm going to do you

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Nichols smile concussion keep an eye for

the next couple of days and vitamin C

and painkillers for The Hangover yeah

thanks if you ever want to come and talk

about things no

thanks I picked all the big bits of

glass up didn't know where you kept your

brush any reason why I shouldn't report

him to the police no go on make everyone

today the blade family disgraced to the

Community First the mom Nicks Rock now

the son tries to kidnap a dog they' be

quaking in their bed we're talking about

criminal damage here attempted assault

he and my mom at a set to he pretends he

isn't but he's

gutted but he pays me back in full

including the cost of the

labor you're not going to

prosecute well your mom's got enough to

cope with besides I suspect Jason would

enjoy the notoriety tell him to come and

see me when he soers up yeah thanks well

everyone deserves a second chance but if

you are your brother oh yeah that's

right right lump me in with him I'd move

away

only only

what I don't want to leave

M she worked 10 years for Tony Simpson

talk about Second Chances we don't even

like rock so why' you take it it's not

just her it's everyone he was only

paying 250 an hour till a month ago she

flogged it on the

market dad took out a loan on the boat

he was drunk when he did his legging the

insurance wouldn't cover it

all right he messes up sometimes but he

isn't a total joke so why aren't you

looking for work do you know how many

job applications are filled in well

there must be something night shift on

the Burger Bar High season only have you

thought about applying for the job of

Deputy Arbor Master yeah

funny I've seen you handle your dad's

boat be hard work what's the catch where

you get to do all the boring stuff and

wear the uniform and what about

Simpson he my worry

I don't get it why do you want the job

or

not

yeah

thanks right now get your stinking

brother at my

house right now don't start the race

until you get the all clear sign from

me testing testing I've asked Steve

blade to be the deputy Harbor Master

bloody hell sorry

sorry it's not in your

jurisdiction that job can only be

offered by the planning committee

followed by lengthy discussions with the

Tourism Committee look how much time

I've saved you his mother is a thief if

that's true then why aren't you

Prosecuting your entire production do

you have any idea how much petty theft

eats into the profits it had to stop I

want him for the job if he won't do it

for R then do it for yourself and how

exactly am I supposed to benefit from

this well you're trying to buy land off

some Mar's right yeah magnanimous

counselor helped some of criminal

employee find work it'll go down very

well at the

convent all right but if Steve blade

messes up you're both out of a

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job

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w

daning

behind shall I buy you a goldfish Uncle

Pete had a goldfish called yours after

the film it's live for eight years it's

really very kind of you Mom but I I

think it's just another thing to take on

the train what film Geor what about the

rest of the committee but councelor

Simpson can be pretty

persuasive thanks I mean thanks I don't

get too excited you need all your

concentration for the rick

at I'll start now 3 month trial period

I'm not dealing with this L on me

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handsome young man has he got a lobster

tattoed on his left butter

no the Greeks aren't coming back this

here then

his his past haunts him

will you ever get over it

well

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changing what did you say sorry your

time's up well it says up there 2 for 5

minutes I've got other customers waiting

maybe it's seem like you cheating F next

time you want a partner for the rumber

you can forget

it so that's true is it I thought M

would picked the wrong mushrooms would

you tell her about your face told her I

walked into a door give us a fiber and

we'll call it compensation no well you

can afford it you're working there I've

been paid yet have I take a sub danger

money people have accidents working when

the Cs

you're the liability Mike did you a big

favor last night if it had been me I'd

have had you banged up right whatever

he's a saint I see him walk across the

harbor for breakfast come and let me

go you got a problem you wanted to chat

with

Jas well it looks to me like you're

rounding

it you screw this up for me and they'll

never find the

body

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down

please now now can you see the boat yeah

of course we can come

on ladies and gentlemen welcome to the

annual bride Haven Gara rata sponsored

by Simpsons

confectionary if all the entrance would

like to make their way out of the harbor

please one at a time thank you is come

uh a word of warning if you don't want

to get a communal shower stand well back

yes you were a caring sharing sort of

place here if one person gets we all

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geted drive carefully out there we don't

want any

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accident I can't get a move on you

trollers you're all strung out

what do they call a ship that sits at

the bottom of the ocean and shakes a

nervous

wreck don't forget toy your

fors oh why don't I treat

you there goes our har Master this his

first time so be gentle with

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if the speedboat captains would like to

make their way out to the start of the

race

please to make your way to the starine

would Janet rhs from cth meet her M at

the fishing chip store that's Janet

roads from

C

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just to explain the rules ladies and

gentlemen the first flare signifies the

start of the troller race at which point

the speed boats will then line up the

second flare signifies the start of the

speed Bo

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race

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now once all the contestants are in

position on the red flag for me this one

here the Harbor Master will give him the

starting gun Telly what why don't you

leave Jake here for the rest of the

holiday your dad and I love having him

around and it'll do him good all that

lovely SE a instead of those awful

fumes get dressed as an or could the

owner of car registration number

h34 k y please move it

in the funeral director's driveway he

might be getting in Elvis's

way there goes Dr Henry dressed as an

orange come on Henry get a move on have

to wait long enough to see a doctor on

the NHS these days I went to see Dr

Henry the other day he said open the

window and stick your tongue out I said

why said I don't like the man across the

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street

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gentl

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right ladies and gentlemen it looks as

if all the contestants are lined up for

the start of the Bri Haven gar sponsored

by S

conection remember out there anyone who

breaks ranks before the bu the

drinks on your

mark he's probably out on the pier

trying to get a closer look at the boats

God if he falls in you take the West

Pier I'll take the East yeah listen you

stay here in case he comes back get set

go

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on a more serious note for a moment

ladies and gentlemen a little boy has

gone missing his name is Jake Ford he's

7 years old and he's wearing a navy

anarak and a striped t-shirt so if

anyone sees him can they let Elvis at

the cafe know okay and Jake son if you

can hear this have you seen Jake he's

gone missing he going be watching the

troller R somewhere but Jan's got help

in a bit of a state it's

understandable speed boats on your

marks get

set

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go

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please man over the B I'll bring her

around

there's no

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time

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Mike watch

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out

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and the winner of the Bride Haven

Gallery G and The Simpsons confectionary

cup the Portland

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princess sker JY will be cracking open

the champag not over s head like the

last

time what about the emergency vessels no

one else saw it circled the area to keep

the other boats away all right thanks

are you

okay what were you doing on that boat

did do invite you I just wanted a ride

but did you realize how dangerous that

was you could have died out there do you

understand that please don't tell Mom

but of course I got to tell your mom

should we wonder where you are I'm her

best boy well she just be glad to have

you back in one piece it's scary when

she cries her nose goes red yeah I know

when Uncle Pete died she cried all the

time I told her lots of jokes but it

didn't work he finds out about me and

the Sea please don't tell her

please yeah all right but you never go

on a boat again without permission you

always wear a life jacket and don't go

off without telling your mom all right

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do and the May hands the captain on

behalf of the crew of the Portland

princess the Simpson confectionary

cup

uh if you could help by making sure you

take all your Litter with you the Harbor

Master and I would be very

grateful sweet are you all

right where were you I couldn't find you

I thought maybe you'd had an accident I

didn't know what to

think you're wet what happened away from

a passing boat well where was he how

come he was on your boat he wanted to

watch the r

are you saying you took him out to see

I'm sorry Mom you took him out no

thought of asking me it was my fault I'm

his mother he's 7 years old for God's

sake I mean all the confusion the boats

he he could have had an accident he he

could have drowned we took good care of

him I don't understand how could you do

this to me yesterday I I thought maybe

but I was wrong you're a Despicable and

unfeeling man Monday morning we're

leaving this place and we're never

coming

back well another extremely successful

riat hold on yeah everything went very

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smoothly

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