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All right, guys.

Go straight, go straight, yeah.

No one's going to die today. No one's going to die.

This is the way.

Small town America at its finest, honey.

That's nice.

That's right.

So funny. Yeah.

Are you two fighting?

They're not, honey. They're not fighting. They're not fighting. They're

fun. They're giggling.

Where are we going?

This is where life happens.

Get your hands off me. Hey, guys, look, the bridge.

Did you, look, did you see the bridge? Look at that. The bridge. Look at that.

13 feet, 2 inches.

Why are your shoes wet? Your shoes are wet, Dallas.

Stop, fussy. Just get out of the car. Okay, let's go.

No,

don't listen to your father. He's an idiot.

This is nice, right?

The weather's perfect.

Oh, yeah, let's go down by the river.

Where's Dallas?

I think there's some stairs. Come on, let's go.

Oh, that's so cool. Lizzie, be careful of the water.

You're so concerned all the time.

No,

no. What, honey, what? We can't be here forever. We've got to get back on the

road. Okay, all right. Stretch your legs, kicks.

Yep, just taking the sides. Did you guys see the bridge? You saw the drawbridge,

right? Yeah. Okay, hey, Dallas, if you were any fish, what would you be? What

kind of fish?

Shark. Shark? Did you say shark? Yes.

You'd be a shark, Lizzie? Shark's not a fish. If you were anything, if you were

an aquatic creature?

Jellyfish. Jellyfish that could sting people? Mm -hmm, definitely.

Sharp teenage bitterness?

That's great.

Oh, look at those clouds, honey. Isn't that beautiful? You're so pretty.

Kevin. Yeah. Okay. All right. You guys ready to go?

Tell me where we are. I know where we fucking are.

Dad, just read the fucking map.

No, little lady.

Lizzie, Kyle, we do not speak like that in this family. Dad just said fuck. Oh,

Lizzie. Enough.

Haven't you got enough of mom and dad arguing?

Did you hear that?

What is that?

What? In there.

Oh, my God. Go grab Dad.

Oh.

Monster suit.

Frogman. Said to be four feet in height with leathery skin.

He's been spotted wandering the woods of Loveland conducting rituals with his

wand. This wand has led to speculation that he could be an alien with advanced

technology. But others say he is the river monster of native local legends.

more mystical origin lends validation to the reports that he may be telepathic

and can infiltrate your mind.

Your mind.

Not Jeremy Jay's mind. This is a steel print.

Frogman entered the social zeitgeist in 1975 when this photo, taken by Loveland

local George Hale, circulated in national papers. The more infamous

took place in 99 when a 10 -year -old named Dallas Kyle captured the footage

we've all seen.

Oh, my God.

Is there a real Frogman? Did Dallas Kyle actually capture the footage of it? Let

me think for a second.

Ding -dong, dipstick.

Jeremy J. calls bullshit.

Bullshit. Let's talk about the now 32 -year -old Dallas Kyle.

He graduated with a degree in directing in 2011, and since, he's apparently

directed two short films.

For a 10 -year -old, this is a pretty impressive hope.

But it also seems like this is where Dallas Kyle's filmmaking career seems to

have...

This fucking guy.

I peaked.

What's your career? Being a fucking troll?

You know what? I guarantee you, you would be weeping and shitting yourself

you saw what I saw. You dumb dick!

Today I start my search for Frogman.

But I can't do it alone. Hey, Dallas.

How's it going, man?

Just eating some breakfast.

Breakfast? Did you say it's more like lunch? It's 2 p .m. in the afternoon.

Well, I just woke up, so technically it's my breakfast. Yeah.

Rocky Pebbles.

New trickers.

Did you say, Lizzie told me that you were dating somebody?

Did she? Yeah,

I was.

We broke up.

Oh, man, I'm sorry to hear about that.

Um, hey, do you mind if we talk real quick?

It's not kind of what we're doing right now.

Well, it's about last night, you know.

Ben, I know I was too loud. Yeah, yeah. It won't happen again. I'm really sorry.

I appreciate you guys letting me stay here for a little bit.

And frankly, I need to be more respectful.

I appreciate you saying that. I really do.

When Lizzie and I agreed to let me stay here for a little bit, it was more

temporary. But now it's been two years that you've been in the guest room.

And, you know, I'd never put a hard date on kicking you out. I just would never

do that. But it is now the time for you to start considering a new place.

This is my baby.

Hey, guys.

Shit.

What's up, guys? I just wanted to hop on here and... Just fucking hop on here

and be fucking stupid.

What's up, guys?

Hey, y 'all.

Goddamn. People keep saying that my Frogman footage is fake.

saw that day.

And I'm going to get irrefutable proof that the frogman exists.

But I can't do it alone.

Lucky for me, my best friend is also my cameraman.

And he's going to be joining me on this little adventure.

No.

No fucking way. Come on, Scotty, I need you.

I'm shooting a wedding this weekend, so... You hate shooting weddings.

Yeah, but I like money.

I'll pay you.

You don't need me.

You can operate that piece of shit yourself.

Piece of shit? How dare you?

This is the camera I caught the original footage on.

It's symbolic.

Dallas, I know you're not familiar with the concept, but I'm working.

We can talk tomorrow at Amy's thing, right?

What do you mean, Amy's thing? What thing?

We're going to a weight party.

Going to a weight party? Where is she going?

I thought you knew. She's, uh, she's moving to L .A.

No, we haven't really been talking.

Well, I think you should come.

Am I even invited?

Come over, Dad.

I don't know if this is a good dress.

It's a going away party. You look like you're at this sort of coke deal.

I'm kidding.

You look great.

There she is. Amy!

Hey!

What's with the camera?

I had to document you last night.

Oh, thank you. You look really good.

You do too.

Hey! Hey.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for helping us.

Yeah, of course.

We'll see.

Ooh.

Ooh, Scott, what do you think?

Happy and dramatic, right? You don't have to stay that long. I just want to

have, like, one drink.

One drink.

Yeah, one drink.

Scotty? Yeah?

One drink.

Man, you're making that big move to L .A. That's one we're all trying to make

here, but most of us won't. So good luck. Love you.

We're proud of you. We love you.

Well,

I guess I should do one of these.

Hello.

Want some company?

Yeah, you've been avoiding me.

No, I just didn't want to interrupt your big party.

Yeah, no, I mean, in general.

In general?

I don't recall you reaching out to me either.

When were you going to tell me you were moving?

Yeah, and last month I went to L .A. and met with town agents alongside

me.

That was my career. I've gone as far as it can go here.

Talking about it, doing commercials all the time. Yeah.

Yeah, local commercials, I don't want to do those for the rest of my life. I

want to do movies.

Right, Dallas.

Like, real movies.

Oh,

no. No offense.

I wasn't... Well... I'm making a little deal.

Uh, really?

Yeah.

Uh, okay.

About... Uh... Oh, my God.

I have enough to love once in a while.

Left me.

Whatever.

I thought you would have left.

Sorry, I'm a little fucked up.

A little bit.

What are you guys chatting about?

Oh, what we're chatting about?

Frogman.

Speaking of Frogman, is that not your settlement table from your pepper shoot

back then?

Come in.

I'm serious?

Yeah, I'm serious.

Okay, Scotty.

I'm going to do it. You know what?

If I have nothing to lose, if I have to shoot another fucking video, I'm going

to lose it.

I'm going to lose it. I can't do it.

You should come.

You should come.

You should come.

You guys, I... No, I just told you. I don't want to happen again.

Can you imagine, like, putting it on the reel?

Looks like baby.

You baby.

Baby to come with.

He's scaring me.

Hold on. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

This is fate.

This is fate.

This is fate.

I am fate.

Hey, this thing's already recorded.

Oh, my God.

What do you say?

I guess I.

Can't let you two get lost and work without me. Yeah?

Yeah.

Wait, is that a yes?

Yes. Oh, fuck, fuck, yes!

Holy shit!

The band is back together. The band is back together.

Oh, my God.

Great. Oh, my God.

We leave at 9.

9, like, 9 a .m.? Yeah.

In the morning?

In the morning, yeah. Oh, my God.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Fine, Dallas, don't call me when you break down in the middle of nowhere.

Don't worry, I won't. Are you recording this right now? You are just like Dad.

Look, I get why you're doing this. I get it. I get it. Oh, do you get it? You

and me, Mom and Dad, in Loveland, last big trip. I totally get it. You've

romanticized that place.

That's not why I'm doing this.

Well, then why?

Why?

Do all this work to go to a little patch of dirt. You saw it, too.

I have to do this.

If I don't, I'm going to regret it the rest of my life.

Please understand that.

All right, well, be careful then.

All right.

Well,

good morning, sunshine.

Rude. Oh, he's already filming.

Wake up, wake up.

In, in, in. Hand it to me. You're so slow. Let's do this, man.

Cool.

Cool. Thank you.

Okay. We're in.

Let's go.

That is no fun.

What if you're like a reporter trying to get your big break?

This is Amy Matheson reporting for Action News Live from the scene of the

Frogman sighting.

What if I saw Frogman when I was a kid, but no one believed me?

Then I am coming back 20 years later to probably see the film.

That's a little pathetic.

You know, you're writing an album about Frogman.

What kind of singer am I?

Country, of course.

Country, of course.

My name is Norma Jean Wynette.

Born and raised in Nashville, Tennessee.

Oh, my God. I love it. I love it.

Except you don't really look like a Norma Jean quite yet.

I mean, you look good, but I don't know if it's quite normal, Jean.

Do you want to have an opinion, too?

Dallas, do you need a new suit?

No, I don't.

Oh, my God.

Oh, hey, Daddy.

Okay.

All right. Hey, Daddy.

Yeah, I think this one is getting in the way, though.

Thank you, Dallas.

Oh, my God, that's it.

Holy shit, that's it.

Yeah, no, that's nice, Dallas.

Holy shit, that's it.

I'm freaking out.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Enough

of

those two goblins, am I right?

I'm gonna look at a real man here.

They've had enough of your mug.

Well, late does not.

Well, Mr. Director.

What was that?

What happens when we get to Loveland?

Well, I want to start by interviewing people.

Hopefully get some first -hand accounts.

Okay. And then I want to talk to George Hill. And who's that?

The other vlogger.

Oh.

Is he?

still alive even or yeah i think so this is all they had

that's not going in the car

Like, we're back at school, the three of us making a movie together.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Messed us.

Oh.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, I'm great.

What the... She don't seem to think about you.

You're a frog, man.

Obsession.

Exactly.

She dumped you?

Why does everyone assume she dumped me?

You did, right?

Yes.

Did you tell her about it?

I may have mentioned something.

Okay, that is why she dumped you.

I mean, I guarantee you, you would have found out that she was, that slept with

her best guy friend a few months before you guys got together. I mean, you'd be

freaked out too.

Thanks.

You know,

I never really talked about that.

I pretended like it didn't happen.

Well, it was a mistake, I think.

Right? I mean, don't you think?

Yeah.

Sure, yeah.

What do you think? Yeah.

I agree.

Frankly,

it really didn't mean anything to me.

Oh, me either.

We should be friends.

Yeah.

I'm glad we could talk about this.

Me too.

Oh, my God, Dallas.

Let's stop.

Oh, my gosh. Norma Jean could stand next to the sign and just be like, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa.

Fine, it'll take two seconds for me to put my stuff on it. It'll be like the

perfect introduction, right?

Nope.

I'll clean it.

Serious.

incredible you were like born to play this role thanks okay

don't

worry he'll be thanking us at the premiere to make this actually watchable

This place is kind of charming in its own way.

As soon as there's people near, I will be Norma.

But right now, we're scamp, right?

Yeah. Should we get ice cream?

Sure. Yeah. Are you buying?

That's a no.

That's a no ice cream then.

That's a no.

Hello, I saw you guys from across the street.

You did? Oh, famous.

You were? Yeah. That's kind of creepy.

Really? Yeah, just like look at anyone. And then you can either say frog or rat.

Like I'm a rat.

What am I?

I'd say rat.

I think.

Really? Like a combination of the two?

Yeah, you're kind of difficult.

He is difficult.

Okay, they're going to bring that out the red door to your right. Good luck

finding the frog man. Thank you.

Thanks.

You were super nice to her.

Kind of like the water.

Yeah, it's nice. Breezy.

Hopefully we get some nicer weather.

I know, right?

Guys. What?

Oh, shit.

It's the water.

Okay.

Okay.

Whoops. Whoa.

Was this your vision and your epic quest to find Frogman?

This is pretty cool. You have to admit. It is pretty cool.

Maybe we just call it quits after this.

So, Dallas, do you have anything to say about, I don't know, your process and

what you're really trying to accomplish here? Yeah.

I want to hear that, too.

Mm -hmm.

I want the world to know the truth.

Okay. About Frogman.

I want to inspire people to not give up.

Because I can't give up.

Are you making faces? No, I'm not.

Is Dallas coming too?

No, he's making his way.

This place is pretty cute.

Ooh,

very nice.

Come here, come here. This is the moment.

Practice my ear. Say hello.

Hello. Hello.

Come on, Dallas.

Hello. Okay.

Here, let's get you to the room.

There's a room here.

Hello.

Hello there.

Welcome to the bullfrog bed and breakfast.

That's creepy.

Might we have a room for tonight and tomorrow night party, please?

So are you a frogman fan?

You're kidding.

Frogman helps keep me in business.

Is that what things you cook to town?

We're actually making a documentary.

Is that so?

Mm -hmm.

Do you folks know where Frogman Point is?

No. Should we? If you want a good look at him, I'd say so.

Best time to see him is around dusk.

And I serve breakfast every morning, 8 to noon.

My name is Gretel.

And if you need anything, just call downstairs.

See you in my nightmares.

Hey,

girl.

Thanks for the warm beer.

Yeah, really appreciate that.

Cheers, cheers.

I have to get mine. Hold on.

Lager, lager, lager, lager.

Look at the frog, buddy.

Join us.

Come on. Dance it out. Dance it out. You know you want it. Guys, I have to get

ready for tomorrow, okay? Yeah, there's a time for pleasure and there's a time

for work, okay?

Look how cinematic that is. Yeah.

It's gorgeous.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I gotta pee.

So I overheard your conversation in the car.

Very interesting.

You little shit.

I thought you were asleep.

Turns out you're not the only actor in the group.

I guess I didn't really see what the big deal was, though. Like, when it

happened, you were both single, both consenting adults.

Like, I guess I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner.

But... Oh, well, we both.

Agreed that it was a mistake.

Really? That is not what Dallas told me.

What did he tell you?

Did he?

You know what I miss?

Nothing. Not a thing.

I'm just wondering if, uh, you know, do you believe in fraudulence?

Yeah.

I don't fucking believe in Frogman. Oh.

So you said you've seen Frogman. Frogman can read mind.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Okay, do you have something to say about Frogman?

Yeah, he can read mind.

Okay. Thank you.

Scotty, do you want to... Dallas, I think it's been going pretty well. So

just wondering, is there any other questions that you want me to ask? I

maybe I should...

I'll take over the interview.

Fuck no. What?

Do us all a favor.

Are you kidding?

No.

Are you serious?

I think what you're doing is very charming.

I'm not trying to be a butthole. You're being a gaping butthole.

I think maybe I should take over.

All right, cool. I just look right there?

You know, I've never done this before.

Cool. Cool stuff.

Do you know anything about this cult following?

A cult?

No,

I'm not in any cult. No, no.

No, not you. I'm a God -loving man.

I mean, like, what's this for?

It's a documentary.

When's it going to air?

It's not like...

Like, no discovery or shit?

Yeah, frog man. You heard of him? I'm sorry, how do you know this is a man?

I guess I don't. That's a good point.

Can we agree that it's a frog?

Yeah, there's, you know, there's caves, like, all around underneath here. But, I

mean, most of them are sealed up. But, you know, my cousin and I, we know where

to go.

You've seen the picture?

You bet I've seen the picture.

That's what put Loveland on the map.

I have pretty flat feet, right? So I'm a good swimmer.

These people could out -swim anybody.

It is not safe to assume gender, but I hope you find them.

I'm told he has a wand, sort of an occult.

I don't know what it does. Maybe that's how the impregnation happens.

I don't know. He has been known to take a mate here and there.

Are you saying frogmen fuck?

Got it.

So frogmen fuck?

Yeah. Yeah, he does.

At least that's what I would assume. I don't really follow out, you know,

because I'm not in the bestiality thing. But, you know, yeah.

Yeah, he does.

Is he an ancient god?

Or is he an ancient alien, maybe?

Or is he a big frog trying to get his rocks off?

Who gives a shit?

Look at this.

I think that is poison ivy. This is totally the cave that they were talking

about.

Okay. What are you... Holy shit.

What? Hello?

What do you see?

This is a cave.

Are you going to go in?

I'm not.

I'm not going in there.

Probably I am, yeah.

Okay, go for it. Bye.

Good luck in there, buddy.

I don't know if I can fit.

Yo, yeah, she's just from the Dickie Tongue gift shop down there. Dickie

Yeah, down the street on your left. That's great. Thanks, guys. Thank you.

Oh, Scotty, look at this one. I wonder if they have it in extra small.

Extra, extra small, make it super tiny.

This town's really out here making money off frogman shit. Hopefully they're

taking a peek at me. Oh, yes, get high up there.

Frogman Lukey.

Looks more like Lu to me.

Aw, cute.

Three little frogs, like the three of us.

One of them has a broken rim.

Hey, I'm Woody, a frogman expert. What are you guys doing? Shooting a movie or

something? You thirsty?

Swamp water.

I'm good. Okay.

Maybe a jacket?

They keep you warm somewhat. They're kind of stickers for your beloved lady.

Oh. Well, no.

How romantic.

This right here is an authentic frogman.

Cast it in myself.

Wow. Very cool.

What's this?

This is the frogman flute.

This is what you can use to thumb it up.

Blow it a couple times and it comes out.

Wow.

Wow. Don't waste your money down it.

Just don't draw attention to this. What's in his hand?

What's in his hand? That is...

A frog.

He's got his hand up a frog's ass.

A tinfoil hat?

All right.

Okay, keep walking. Go, go.

All right. Thank you. Gallop, that's going to be you in five years. Yep, good

luck. Don't follow us. Thank you.

This shit slaps.

Do you actually like this?

Yeah. You don't?

Why are there so many tops?

Probably looking for you. Okay.

And a female human.

That's gross.

No, that can't even work.

Like, frogs and humans? No, that's not a thing.

That would be like... Maybe he's filming an army. Okay.

Not really.

He might be interdimensional.

This might be some real -life magic.

Is he a wizard?

I mean, maybe.

I can't see

Frogman for free, apparently.

Sorry.

I guess I'm getting paid $995 for this.

Dallas.

Thanks, buddy. You would have had the $5 if you didn't buy that sweatshirt.

Let me see it. I had to get that butcher. Look at this. This is thick.

Get you two cuties in frame.

Ooh.

How you doing?

I am as full as a tick.

So you can take on over? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go.

Cool it with the Norma Jean stuff. You want me to what? Cool it with the Norma

Jean stuff. We're not even filming.

Oh, yeah, I am.

Cool it with the Norma Jean stuff.

One mile to go.

Thanks, Norma. You're welcome.

I mean, you're welcome.

Dallas, you think it's been a mile? I'm kind of starting to lose some light

here.

From that perspective, there goes our light.

Dallas, I can't see shit out here.

Turn on the night vision, bud. What the fuck is the night vision button?

All right, okay, that's working.

There's also a light right there.

Is this it?

Yep, that's it. Thanks.

Dallas!

Dallas, is that you?

Dallas?

What the fuck was that?

Dallas? This is so typical.

I knew he was going to pull this fucking soul shit on us.

I'm going to find that bitch.

Dallas?

Dallas, where are you?

I don't... What the fuck? What the fuck was that?

Did you fucking body check me?

I'm finally here.

Don't film me. Film the woods. All right.

Film in the woods.

Look along the river.

You guys see anything?

No.

What's that?

What?

I don't know. I think I saw something move.

There's nothing there, Amy.

Give me the camera. Give me the camera.

Wait. Wait.

I got you now.

No one believed me.

But they're going to believe me now.

Fuck you, Termite.

Don't hurt me, man. Come on.

What the fuck is this? It's a mask.

I know. Why are you wearing it? Because it's my job.

Okay, what? You're a frog man?

I knew you were no country singer.

Oh, my God.

Okay. Where's the real frog man? There is no frog man.

Bullshit. I saw it when I was a kid before you were even born.

Okay, Dallas, it's... He's lying.

You do it to attract tourists.

Then I get paid to run out here and scare people.

You're the only one crazy enough to fucking catch me.

Um, okay, uh, Dallas, let's just, uh, let's just go back to the B &B and we

regroup, okay?

Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

Can I have my mask back?

No, what the fuck? How am I going to get that? It's in the fucking tree.

Jump and get it, Frogman.

Don't do anything stupid.

Evening.

Did you folks make it out to Frogman Point? Yeah.

We saw your little show.

Show? Cut the shit, lady.

I saw Frogman as a kid, and what I saw wasn't some guy in a cheap suit.

I saw the real thing.

Turn that thing off.

It's off.

No, it's not.

Okay, not recording.

I think it's time for you folks to head on home.

I think it's time you start telling the truth, because I'm not leaving until I

have proof that Frogman exists.

Let me put it another way.

Leave town while you still can.

Yeah, I know.

All right. I'm with you. Let's go. No, I'm not leaving. I'm not going anywhere

until I fucking find Frog.

Where are we going?

See Jortel. Wait, what?

Dallas, no.

Fuck.

Were you speeding?

No.

Dallas. Are you sure you weren't speeding? Pull the fucking car over,

Why is he pulling us over?

Evening, officer.

Licensing registration.

We're a long way from home, aren't you, Mr. Kyle?

Can we not shine that light in my face?

I hear your kids have been causing some trouble in town.

Yes, we're sorry, Sheriff.

Well, where are you headed now?

We're just looking for Frogman.

You found Frogman. And you assaulted him.

Assaulted? And you threatened Gretel.

You're lucky I don't arrest all three of you right now.

Uh, she threatened us.

We're leaving.

Excellent choice.

You kids have a safe trip now.

Asshole.

All right.

So this has clearly gone far enough. Yeah.

Not until we talk to George Hale.

I'm sorry, were you not just in here? He said he'd arrest us.

I mean, Dallas, I know this is really important to you. I really do.

But I'm begging you, can we please just go home?

Yes. Thank God.

After we talk to Georgia.

Dallas!

Oh, my God.

Where are we going?

To jail, probably.

This is a bad idea.

Yeah, no shit.

We're here.

No, Dallas, no.

Oh, my God.

George!

Do not open that door.

Oh, my God. No.

Hello?

Is there any light in there? Hello?

Oh, Christ.

Oh.

Guys,

come on. Is he out of his...

No.

Yeah, I'll put it right in here.

This will work great.

Oh.

Who's this?

My granddaughter.

She's really pretty.

Don't touch anything.

Uh, George, I can...

I'll have him sit right here.

Scotty, how's this?

Is it looking all right?

Yeah, it's fine.

Scotty, how's the lighting?

One, two, or three? Your hand is blocking the light. How long is this

take?

We're almost ready. Stop touching it.

Your photo got a lot of attention, didn't it?

Yeah, I guess it did.

Me and a buddy were hunting mushrooms over the other side of the river.

We ended up getting out a little farther than we planned.

It got dark.

Something just didn't feel right out there in the woods.

We both sensed it. It was like we were being watched.

So we got the hell out of there.

Found our way back to our trucks finally, and I turned on my headlights.

And there he was.

That green bastard staring right at you. May I?

Yeah.

A lot of people appreciate all the tourism that it brought in.

Others not so much.

Why not?

They had their reasons.

Does it have anything to do with people worshipping frogmen?

Who told you that?

Is it true?

I think I've said too much.

Get out! George, please. Yeah, let's get the fuck out.

I need to find frogmen.

I know why you've kept this picture.

What the hell?

After tonight, not if it'll matter anyway.

Wait here.

What does... What does that mean?

This'll lead you to him.

Thank you. Now get out of my fucking house.

Come on.

He needed George to find Frogman.

That's the goal.

He gave us a map.

Yeah, I saw it.

If we follow this map and it leads to nothing, then that's it.

I don't know what else to do, but I have to at least look into this.

Last thing.

Last thing. Last thing.

Promise me it's the last thing. I promise you.

Both of you.

Okay, then. Let's go.

Wait. Dallas, what the fuck? Are we actually... Are we actually staying out

here? Be on alert, guys.

Amy, we should get as much footage as we can with our phones.

Scotty, don't stop shooting no matter what.

Even if Frogman tries to eat you?

Especially if Frogman tries to eat me.

Where do you think he's taken us?

Frogman's lair?

Hey.

What's up?

Nothing. I'm just jumping.

I thought you didn't even believe in Frogman. I don't.

Amy.

What's up?

I don't know. That George guy just gave me the creeps. I mean, did you see...

Hey, over here! Quick!

Hurry up!

Come! Suck this out.

Careful. What?

You see that?

Um... Look at that ooze.

Ooze? It's sap.

Yeah, sap doesn't smell like that.

Look at the green, too.

That wasn't outside. There's the water. Green thing.

Yeah, that's right.

Dangerously close.

Okay, he's losing it. Yeah, no shit.

Are you good? Yeah. I just touched whatever that is.

Let's set up camp here.

I have a good feeling about this.

Plan on giving us a hand?

Sorry, guys. My hands are tied.

Director told me to always be filming, so... The director.

I'm glad you're listening to the director, finally.

Okay.

I remember my first campfire.

Damn. Ow.

Okay, I think I got something.

I got it.

I got it.

I think the wood is too wet.

I'll get some that's dry then.

Don't wander off too far.

Is she mad at me?

You're just realizing this now.

Talk to her.

Wait, wait, no.

Now is probably not a good time.

I didn't tell you what she said to me during the drive last night.

What, that your night together was a big mistake?

How do you know that?

Because I see and hear everything.

Pretty sneaky, Scotty.

You need to tell her how you really feel before it's too late, you know?

Okay, so just so we're on the same page, she's saying it was not a mistake?

Is that what you're saying?

All right, I need to take a cat nap.

Why don't you wake me when Frogman shows, okay?

Are you encouraging this?

Try this thing out.

Wake up, Scotty.

Come on, I found something. Let's go.

Where's Amy?

Are you recording?

Yeah, man, of course.

Check this out.

Whoa.

Holy shit.

How's that look?

It looks good.

Are you getting all this?

Yeah, I'm getting... You know what?

This is why I don't want to shoot for you anymore.

Fucking asshole.

Scotty, wait. Hold up. Will you talk to me?

Nope. I'm fucking done.

With this attitude, this is why you never get hired.

This is why you're going to be shooting weddings and working at a coffee shop

the rest of your life. At least I have a job, and I'm not freeloading off my

fucking sister.

I should have never contacted you.

What is this?

Holy shit.

That's the slime from the tree. Amy? He was here. He was fucking here.

Holy shit.

Amy. Is she in there?

Amy.

Fuck. Amy.

Amy!

What the hell happened?

I was getting firewood and then I heard someone calling my name. I... I heard it

in my head.

Oh, shit.

Amy, you went looking for wood over an hour ago.

No.

No, I didn't. No, I didn't. It was like a minute ago.

Are you fucking with me? What?

Scotty, how long have I been gone?

Uh, maybe an hour.

Do you hear that?

It's him.

It's him.

Give me the camera. Give me the camera.

Let me get your phone out. Start shooting.

See anything?

No. No.

This way.

Now. Hey, no.

There's not a road here.

Oh, shit.

Dallas!

Dallas, where are you?

Dallas, where'd you go?

Dallas!

Dallas,

the camera is fucked.

It's freaking out.

His powers are probably causing telekinetic interference.

He's trying to get in our heads.

I can't let him get away.

But fuck it, that's it, I'm done.

Almost full, man.

Change the tinge, quick.

Okay, I'm recording now.

Shit, only 1 % left.

Scotty, turn the light on. Okay, what the fuck is your plan, Dallin?

I don't think he has one.

We're gonna catch him. How?

How are we gonna fucking catch him? How are we gonna catch him?

Shit, it died.

Scotty, turn on the light.

Yeah, I'm trying. This thing's fucking antique.

I love you.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry about what I said. I didn't mean a word.

You forgive me?

Sherry, I... I'm sorry, too.

I think you're fucking right.

Come on.

Convenient.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Just give me a minute, please.

Let's just go get our shit and leave. What's that noise?

Dallas.

What are you talking about? You don't hear it?

Hear what?

What the hell?

What are you... It sounds like chanting.

Dallas, I'm done looking.

What's going on?

I know.

Come on. No, Dallas, I said I'm done. No, you're not going.

It's getting louder.

I don't like it.

Just don't.

Fuck.

I'm not going. I just can't.

Look, if you don't want to go... I'm not going.

You're not going.

We'll be right back.

We're just going to look, okay?

You can't leave me here. We'll be right back.

What language is that?

Is it good?

I am I, your name, my father, the beautiful bride that you've chosen.

May your union be blessed with healthy Pali water.

Amen.

Come on.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

What are you doing down here?

I heard screaming. Are you okay?

We got to get out of here.

What happened?

You wouldn't believe me.

Come on.

Let's hide in here.

Scotty, shut the light off.

Amy, behind you. Holy fuck, what the fuck?

What the hell are these?

Oh, my God. One of you guys, tell me what is going on.

You guys, over here.

Something's in this one.

Oh, God.

Talos, don't touch it.

Oh, my God, it leaks.

Holy shit.

We got to get them out of here.

Come on.

Help me pull them out.

Where's the camera?

Yes, they did. It's awful, but if we don't get out of here, that shit's gonna

happen to us.

Hey, I have to tell you something.

I like you.

Our night together... What?

...meant the world to me.

Why are you telling me this?

If I don't tell you now, I may never get the chance to tell you.

I love you.

always loved you.

Amy, you okay?

Oh, my God. What happened?

I'll show you later. Come on.

George.

Bring that light back on now.

George, what the fuck was that?

Careful, it's a little deep.

All those people back there.

What did we just see? The less you know, the better.

Keep it that way.

Almost there.

Can't stop now.

Maybe we have to keep moving.

Come on.

So just follow the water to the bridge.

You can get to town from there.

Wait, George, you're not going back in there.

If there's any chance my granddaughter is still alive, I have to go back.

Amy?

Amy?

Amy, it's going to be okay.

We have the proof.

Amy, the whole world is going to believe us.

All right, thanks everyone for coming out. Let's give another round of

for Frogman.

And welcome to the stage, the director of the film, Mel Stiles.

I don't know.

The old.