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Son, don't drown?

Is everything alright?

Constitution of the Russian Federation

It's okay. Imagine

turns out we were right.
Lightly mentioned in small letters,

but we have rights.
Not just duties. You see.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
4 Series

22.12.2015

Golubov F.V. and Klinkin S.G.
got suits for hire from us

of a hippopotamus, a horse and a monkey.

They have a company called "Holiday Prankster"
and regularly bought costumes from us.

They haven't returned our suits for half
a year now, we can't get in touch with them,

please arrange for
the suits to be returned. Company address:

Veliky Novgorod...
Is this the regional center?

Turns out they're intercity criminals.

We really need the costumes.
My hippo took a month to fill .

Girl, don't fill my head
with bullshit. Sure. Here is your request,

and fend for yourself. Yes!?

Yes. I'm coming.

Translation and subtitles by kotaraka_eek

Tell me what you know
about the genus Fomini?

What can I tell you?
My father was a locksmith, grandfather...

...and that schlosser. He fought
and lost his eye.

He used to scare me with that eye all the time
when I was little. And I the fool

I changed it to a knife.
And great-grandfather Vasily, I think, was.

But I'm not sure.
- Now I will tell you about Shalovsky.

The Shalovsky family begins
with the Pskov governor

Count Grigory Petrovich Shalovsky.

Is this it?
- No, listen.

Ilyavitry Shalovsky educator,
founder of the 1st provincial high school..

And so to speak, he deprived
the children's minds of their innocence.

Sergei Dimitrovich a prominent engineer.
Developed an artillery gun.

Reconquered Crimea from the Turks.

So Crimea is ours.
Literally ours.

Understood. Are you done with the praise?
- Wait wait.

I haven't told you about
your great-great-uncle Igor Shalovsky yet.

He besieged cities, but when
he returned, he could not find a place.

He drank, got drunk, was hooligan.
- Good for him.

A living person of your kind.
- When he cut off the counselor's legs,

condemned himself and went to Siberia.
- Well done.

You're getting "smaller"
with age, Shalovsky, huh?

I meant bridle your horses.

You are violent, very violent. But that
won't do you any good.

What good advice.
But daddy

it would have been very useful
if I was 5.

Yes?

God, don't shout, Sanya, don't shout.

OK, I'll be right over.
Don't shout, I said.

Stop! Wait.
- Hey, stop.

Hello, for ten seconds
just to check with colleagues.

What is the problem in a nutshell?

The illegal construction
was recognized as an illegal construction.

Horrible creature. We have to break his
legs. Do you have a voice recorder on your mobile?

There is.
- OK, turn it on.

We'll be fine now, friends.
Thank God everything is fine.

I forgot. We established it as
a VIP SPA according to documents.

But the documents are delayed somewhere with
the native post office. come in a week

and we'll show the documents,
and we'll get steamy.

What week? I have orders. Get started.
- Wait wait.

What is your last name?
- Kuzmin.

Who ordered I know everyone.
Who should I call to call you?

I don't know, try the deputy mayor.

In other words, to demolish the VIP SPA
immediately ordered

Roman Georgievich Gorzhnikov?

Don't call me names.
I have a written order. Come on.

So. Relax guys,
everything is under control.

His mommy.
- Everything is fine.

As long as we didn't hook you up,
it wasn't illegal.

Shall we build a new one now?

We will attribute the theater to your company.

You will be a management company,
and let me tell you this,

it will no longer be a bathhouse on the outskirts,
it is now the center.

We need to talk to you.
Let's discuss something brotherly.

Hello!
- Hello, children.

Are you immortal in Kashei's bone?
- Yes, and naked I am even scarier.

Go to the stage, kids.

I didn't know you were a mother of many.
- This is such a minitroop,

for the mini director. They're like...
- I don't care.

Now I'm going to show you something.
Wait. Listen.

That is, to knock down the VIP SPA ordered
immediately

Roman Georgievich Gorzhnikov?

Don't name names...
- Did you see what's going on?

This is the knife of justice, so to
speak, stuck in the back of those in power.

You don't have anything specific.
A familiar voice. Is it Captain Kuzmin?

He didn't accept my appeal today.
- My dear.

Did your pom pom get stolen from your suit?

Some friends from Novgorod took suits
and do not want to return them. Lost them.

But I saw in recent newspapers
an advertisement with my suits.

So newspapers are also read
in your town?

And which newspaper is read the most?
Which is the most circulated?

"Independent Novgorod Justice"

So it was? Get well.

Get your things together.
Now we will drive the knife of justice

simultaneously in two butts.

Shit. We have starting capital.

We're going to move
and start all over again.

But we will work online. No
offices. Let's see what they will push.

You've thought about this before, haven't you?
Reform.

What did you dream of becoming?

Egassi. Don't you have a plan, Vitalik?

I have.
- Surprise your older brother at least once.

What are you looking at dumb?
- The theater becomes a base.

We'll be fine from there.
- So he called me for being with the bald man.

And you want to jump into the epicenter
of his war yourself? Get in the car.

There is no. If you're not with me,
then we're breaking up. clear?

Okay, you want to play
boss, no problem.

Command, Vitaly Simeonovich.

Shit. Where is the central spotlight?
- Second row, third switch from the left.

Thank you.

colleagues,

bright times are coming in the life of our theater
.

After an eleven-year hiatus,
we begin the staging of

the brilliant Schwartz. "Dragon".

It may have seemed to you that the silence
of the creator lasted very long,

but as always - you are wrong. I was just
looking for the form,

in which I could fit all my
ideas. And now that everything fits,

we're going to the Golden Mask.
Already this year.

Haven't you been sleeping on a current?
One month left until the deadline.

Anyway, I only have to
read the text, but what are you going to do with these?

Okay. I will give the general opinion.
No one wants to be embarrassed.

Then I will do everything myself.
Yes Yes Yes.

Raikin played a one-man show,
so did Kabensky.

And even, God forgive Hryshkovets.
- Yes! Yes!

What is the point of the one-man show?
One person. We leave you alone.

We just don't know who will turn
the spotlight on you. Let's get out of here.

Well said, Petrovich. For you.

A story from my wild youth.
To a friend, bro,

composition with "Royal" in such a city
as yours.

There was a spirit like "Royal",
you don't remember it.

The local prosecutor decided to
appropriate the composition.

Then I fly in - a savior angel,
I take the prosecutor's head,

and attach it to the body of another
naked uncle.

With Photoshop?
- No, with hands.

Back then it was called an app.
- True, yes.

Age test. So, we printed
the application in the evening paper.

While the prosecutor wondered
what, where, why,

we pushed the composition by hand
to the Baltics.

And how are you going to get on with the suits?

Very easy,
no syndicate is behind them.

The important thing is to scare them.

Until they get their pants dirty.
I will break the neck of any Zardai Leopold.

Are you hungry?
- Well no.

Hello, what did you forget here?

Take it easy, grandpa.
- Please!?

The bald one, that is Oleg, said to bring
all our things here.

We are now the management company
in this theater.

And I don't care what your bald Oleg said .

Okay guys, we're going to work.
Enter the details.

I'll show you where the warehouse is.

Ernest Petrovich, who are these?
- These, my boy, are people,

people with an innate sense of
the beautiful and appreciate my genius.

And not a day has passed yet.
Enjoy your meal.

Guys, we're getting there.

I thought, why not solve
our problems together?

We'll check mine first,
then we'll shoot yours too.

After these stories, it seems to me that
"shooting" may not be a metaphor.

So I take care of mine,
you take care of yours, and without exaggeration.

How without him? If you see that you cannot
get better, call immediately.

Listen, Ernest Petrovich wasn't
kidding. He brought some workers.

And he found an expensive prop.
- What prop?

Alcohol, loads of it.

I think the play "Dragon"
may be a metaphor

for that same green dragon
he's been fighting all his life.

We all remember his crisis.
- I'm going for a walk, I'm getting stuffy.

If so, I am with the majority.

Hello, good to find you.

I happened to be passing by
and decided to get the suits myself.

You know, let it not be now.
They are busy.

Okay, over.
I'm not leaving here without the suits.

What are you going to do?
Will you call the troupe?

Come with no fuss
and we'll get them to you sometime.

Is that fine?

Editorial office of "Independent
Novgorodskaya Pravda".

That's who's in charge. Hello.
Oleg Fomin - your new sponsor.

From Zheleznogorsk municipality.
- Roman Georgevich is sending you.

Yes, he sends me.
- I should have remembered immediately.

You may not worry.
The theater article will be out tomorrow.

What article? And the article!

Yes, the article, that's why
I'm here. Let me see what you came up with.

Some new facts I bring.
And where is the article?

Give me your material.

So. Here it is.
All for your information.

Expenses, decline of culture,
talentlessness of the leader.

What ineptitude?
- To the manager.

Everything is fine as we ordered it.
I'm just going out for a bit

to pick it up and examine it.
Who knows what you wrote.

I've already run it for replication,
up to 20 minutes and everything prints.

No, in 20 minutes somehow...
I'm coming back now.

Wow, hello.

Hello.
- Hello.

What are you doing here?
- Don't get distracted, I'll explain to her.

We are a management company.
That is, we manage your theater.

It doesn't mean that.
- Did you transfer everything?

Ernest called you to take out "Dragon".
- Yes.

We will take everything out.
Your theater is in a big hole.

But we have also had more serious cases.
- Great.

Okay, I'll run.
- Later.

You're clear to me, Vitalik, you don't have any
plan, you just have an itch.

It cracked me up.
- Come on, we're going for more.

This is just an article.
- It's not just an article, dear,

but a formal occasion for the prosecutor's office,
and this is already a NK.

And whose is our prosecutor's office?
In Zheleznogorsk?

We have seven minutes left
to make the right decision.

What is she thinking? You think
Gorozhnikov is sending me, don't you?

Let him think about it.
Let them rewrite the article.

You didn't understand me. Gorezhnikov
didn't mean that. Shalovsky is a dude.

The theater flourished and brought
money to the budget.

Rewrite the article in seven minutes?
- Yes.

I'm not much of a writer.
- Enough, Sonya, say something.

I have no words. Come on, think. Think.
- I think.

I think, I think.
- Think, think.

Faster 4:50 left.

I'm going to set fire to the newsroom.
- We don't have to rewrite everything.

Ending: "Where does the money go?"
- Show me I lost it.

Instead of "question to the competent authorities"
we write:

"Thus, they have gone
for twelve years of preparation.

A spectacular premiere, which in itself
is a request for the "Golden Mask".

The deputy mayor Gorezhnikov R. G.
personally promised

overall support of the theater".
Something like that.

We missed the theater a bit,
but we have to raise the municipality.

Tell him this was the last time.
- Why?

"Novgorodskaya Pravda" is not crumpled or even
intimate parts,

even for a lot of money.
- Correct.

Very nice position.
And for love of justice,

here is a little present for you.
On a phone with a voice recorder

there is a very good incrimination
of an officer of the law.

That's right, right?

OK, I'll go.

Hello, stolen animals.
Now I will save you,

so to speak, the troupe.

Dennis I'll give you another 30 quintals
if you dump this marked artist.

Oleg, Oleg.

Ok citizen, any other questions?

And I have. It's not enough that you don't return them,
but you also wasted them.

There are spots on the hippopotamus.

We'll clean them up. No problem.
- When?

Hello, alcoholic? That's worth more
than all your cirrhotic organs.

What a job!

Ernest Petrovich,
look at your new troupe.

What a troupe, are you crazy?
- Who are you then?

We are a management company.
- Everything is clear.

I understand your plan. You will split
the collective by presenting

cleaners for theater workers.
- You owe us money. BGN 300 per checkout.

And you're thinking of performing a play with him!?
I wouldn't give 30 cents for entrance.

Can I pass?
Excuse me please.

Well, fellow townspeople, if the parquet swells,
my son will take three skins off you,

and I - the rest.

Sanya, I'm a moron.

You shouldn't have listened to me.

I'm not good with your brother, Sanya.

I'm going wherever you say.
- Where are we going now, Vitalik?

Okay, let's clear up.

Pour the leftovers into the pumpkin,
we'll throw away the rest.

And get this master out of here.

Thanks to.

I said thank you.
- I heard you, I heard you.

But we Muscovites are
mercantile people,

"Thank you" is not spread on bread.

Hit me somewhere.