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Well, we will wear it,
but how?

He is a criminal, that much is clear.
However, he is not officially a criminal.

Say, am I right, huh?

Do you know what your problem is?
Being a woman.

You think like a woman.
And that doesn't work in war.

I'll call a friend.
We will solve the problem with him.

Alexey, Alexey,
crazy guy.

Why so?
When I need it, it's still gone.

There is no one to bounce ideas off of.

Maybe with me.
- It can not. War is men's work.

I wonder why the woman doesn't get up?
- Woo-woo-woo.

We struck up a conversation,
I explained.

The woman always says "no" -
it may be right, that's what she was taught.

And the friend, even if he wants
to say "no", shouts "let's say".

And offers his idea.

And the joke took shape.
Do you understand?

Let's say.
- You're not getting up.

And yet it's a no.
Because...

Because.
Because it ends in "so".

I have two more morons.
They might pass for one.

PHYSICAL TEACHER
3 series

Gentlemen?

What do we see from here?

Our city.
- It's not yours, you know whose it is.

Isn't it about time, gentlemen, just you

make this city your own?

Become
the kings of Zheleznogorsk, eh?

In short, we need to do
a major redistribution

and take what's ours,
shall we?

Sounds great, sure,
but how?

We have to make Gorezhnikov
act according to bandit laws.

No, he is a serious man,

it is covered everywhere.
- Exactly,

however, he is hot-tempered,
that's to our advantage.

We have to make it so that...

Kill him Kamaz!
- No, come to his senses.

Let's finally talk as equals.

In this philosophy lies...

Proposal.
- No, the essence.

Just make a mistake and
it's over.

I will send 300 SMS.

300 Spartans will arrive.
From old schools,

which will turn everything
to dust.

Just tell them -
boys, there's another town

on the map where you can
live by the old laws,

and end!

What, is there a deal?

Maybe so,
we have an electronic signature.

Do we have a deal?

Be careful with the desk too, guys.

Even Bagration
crushed the French from him.

And think, don't be silent.
Brainstorm ideas. Come on, Vitalya.

We can attack him in the entrance.

But this is a crime.
- Crime, bad. Something else?

I might...
- Shit, come on now.

...we walk out in front of his door.
- Shall we fuck?

Although it is a violation.
- Bad.

We're not monkeys,
pelting our enemies with shit.

Sanya, come on.
- How about we gut the jama s lost?

Like an accident.
But he will understand.

And how many cars are there in the fleet?

Nine.

Working at the car wash,
I've seen them all.

Ate here, Cheburashka.
- Vitalik?

Guys,
we need to give him gifts.

After two hours from each front jamb
of his cars to stick out a lever.

What say you
Mr. Coincidences, eh?

Shit, where are we going to get
that many levers?

We work for them, right?

Ksenia Vitalievna, may I?
I wanted to talk to you.

Sofochka, come another time.
I'm so tired today.

And what did he get tired of?
There's not even a performance today.

Imagining that tomorrow
the whole performance will be on my back,

I just don't have the strength.
- I wanted to talk about men.

I'm always available on this matter.
Sit down.

Anyway,
I wanted to learn more

about this mysterious Oleg.
- Should I call him "dad" now?

Shut up or go away.
- The easiest choice of my life.

Yeah, I didn't want to talk about that.

An acquaintance is looking for a man

and asked me to question you
about Gorozhnikov.

Are you classmates?
- Honey, he's too old for you.

Indeed. And let me tell you,
it doesn't work like a man at all.

Men. A man must
ignite. And this...

likes fishing.
So much.

By the way, this Gorezhnikov
had a friend.

The gene.
He was a solid man.

A little... limited,
but I like them like that.

Ksenia Vitalievna,
you are so sweet,

could you elaborate if you like?

Sanya,

shall we say we nailed them?
He won't come to check.

Stiga, Vitalik!

Brother, this is a lever of fate.

Meaning?
- Meaning,

that once you nail it,
life will never be the same.

Me too.
Is it worth the trouble?

Vitalik, business is a risk.

If we don't take risks,
we have no prospect.

Shit, I'm 22,
and I only have achievements in the bathroom.

What about the car?
- On credit.

I always knew we would make it
and smash everyone.

What did you want to be when you were little?
- You know?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Well, Donatello,
grab the lever, the guards have left.

Come on, come on!

How!

Well done boys!

First Boy Scout patches.

To eliminate
enemy vehicles.

Well done.

Did you put your left SIM card
in the phone?

Come on.
Now we will write a letter

of the Turkish Sultan.
Write.

"My unicorn
fixed all your mares.

And five of them gave birth to unicorns.

And it always will be. My anger
is stronger than all your nastiness.

Now, the little...

"Little" - it's important.

If you have any questions, please come."

Should I send?
- Wait.

Check it out so we don't expose ourselves.
No mistakes.

Hey, now the letter will fly, guys,
and that's it! We are waiting.

What are we waiting for?
- Let them come and give us a ride.

To beat us.
They will make us wild and happy.

Straight up with kicks in the ribs.

With currents in the face. Yes.

What about us?
- Nothing.

We lie on the floor,
curled up in a ball.

We endure.
We're taking a piss.

And that's all?

If we live.

Therefore,
what kind of sweet revenge awaits us later, eh?

Katenka, send me Kuzmin.
- Is it urgent, Roman Georgievich?

No, he may not be in a hurry.
There is no fire.

Kick her Snow White.

What, I...
- Nothing.

It's 8 o'clock,
no reaction from Gorozhnikov.

Yes?
- Inspector Sosenko, Ministry of Interior Zheleznogorsk.

A threat has been received from this phone...
- No.

I found the phone in the sandbox,
some kid must have lost it.

I will return it now.

But there is peace.

Come on boys.
I proceed to plan B.

You are free for now.

Shit, at least I got the card.
There are about five hundred more inside.

I have good news.
They discharged your father.

Give the good news straight away.

What is this mood?
- Normal.

Normal.
Business.

I tried to deal with Gorzhnikov
like a bandit,

and he turned things
in an uncomfortable, legal direction.

Well, in his situation it makes sense,
it's still…

He has something to lose.
- Look what, Captain Obvious,

My head hurts,
and you tell me banalities.

Offer something sensible.
- However, I have a condition.

If I can help,
I officially become your brother.

What official brother are you?

You don't have a dick,
we can't go to the sauna with you,

to get chicks.

That is, it is a "no".
Or "say"?

Let's say.
- And so,

every brother has a brother, right?
- Drive to the point.

So the deputy also has a brother.
- Let's say. And?

I found out that he had a friend, Gena.
They were friends from school.

Then they had a joint business in the city,

and then they broke up -
Roman Georgievich became a deputy,

and Gena went to the forest.
And he lives there.

Did I help?

Get my jacket.

Where is the master?

I am the owner.
What do you want?

Let's talk about your ex-boyfriend,

Roman Georgievich.

Roman Georgievich?
Clear.

Yeh!
The lumberjack is back!

Well?

What's up?
- Okay.

Well, is that enough?
Or will we still impose?

Come, let's chat.

Don't think.

I don't want to destroy Gorozhnikov
with your help.

I want to know
why you broke up.

What kind of person is he,
how should I act with him.

Our story is quite ordinary.

Roma and I worked
like real brothers.

He was in charge of the documents,
and I -

people to sign these papers.

And little by little we captured the whole city.

And when the joint business ended,
he decided to dump you, right?

In fact, he decided to come to power.

And I decided to make myself proud.

Making him choose
the hard way.

And what?
- What.

I - one term in prison,
he - two terms in the town hall.

And now they give me
a disability pension.

And I seem to drink it.

Come on.
We had a good time.

Thanks to.

I will try
not to repeat your mistakes.

We will deal with it in a legal way.

Just be careful,
he's been boiling in this cauldron for 20 years.

And when was the last time you saw your INN?

Or you don't even know what that is, do you?

Is everything OK?
- Yes.

Pour it
on my heroic hands, brother,

that he just had tuberculosis.

Please excuse me
for bringing you here.

I sat and went crazy with worry.

And you.
Good thing we came.

Questions asked,
answers received.

You're saying that
to calm me down, aren't you?

Well done, brother!

Indeed.

Can you drive an automatic?

I'll be fine.
- Well, get better.

I can't move my arms.

Especially the right one,
although it is my shock.

We need a pharmacy. And a shop.
- Okay.

I understand why you need a brother.
It's a driver for you.

Brother!
Come on.

Good behavior, saint?
They let them go

conditionally?
- Alexey Alekseevich,

these shoddy doctors
with iodine grid heart heal.

What is this?
- Did you smell it?

When it was just the two of us,
I always did

its specialty -
an omelet with bacon.

How she adored him!

It blew my mind.

I did not know that...

theatrical intelligence
masters such expressions.

Sit down, Dad.
Look, this is a professional.

Odeve overshadowed me

and I understood everything.
- Everything?

I will put on a play
worthy of the "Golden Mask"

and like Moses,
I will bring the people out of this wilderness.

And this is our salvation.
- As soon as I saw you,

I immediately felt:
My God, Moses!

You don't do it like people!

I cook as I see fit.

And you are in your girlish
theatrical fantasies.

And I will go and kill Gorezhnikov.
It is known, within the law.

According to the code:

NK in the Russian Federation.

Wait.

How old was I when he dumped me?
On two?

Out there.
- Are you okay?

Feeding a 2 year old
fried bacon?

Therefore, look at what a levant has become!

Awesome!

Translation:
kia1964