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Day in the series:

Sanya, you are right, your life is yours
and live it as you want.

I did everything as you wanted, Sanya.
The letter, damn it, didn't reach Putin.

They won't give you anything back. Forgive me.
Tanyusha, I return to the past,

and you're the new director.
I'm sure you'll make it.

I thought there was no scheme
where we could both be happy.

It turns out there is. One. Infallible.

If you're happy,
I'm happy too.

Brother, forgive me for leaving
without saying goodbye.

I could not solve the problem
with your apartment.

But as a wedding gift, I offer you
my apartment. Make a nest.

Turn the bedroom into a nursery.
The earth, brother, is round, see you.

Translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek

We are already 200 km from the nearest
settlement.

So what?

Nobody seems to be there.

Well okay. Let's start.

Hello, pedals.

We are not pedals, but spongers.

Calm down, Alexey Alekseevich,
don’t freak out.

I give you a 5 minute lead.
Then I shoot bullets in the ass.

Leave the food.

That's all we have left for fun,
Alexey Alekseevich.

Come on, have a nice day.
Dad's birthday.

Yes. My father, my friends,
was like a battery.

On one side a plus,
on the other - a minus.

But he went away a hero. Beautiful.
Save your friends.

First drink of the mint vodka.
Yes, Tanya. So.

What kind of creature are you?
I pour out my soul to you

and you lick your balls.

Today, Dad, I'll probably outlive you.

For you, dad. Come on friends.

No cheers.

Why I love you?
Because you barely drink.

Let's go, Ovitis,

to check the traps.

What was that!?

Now see how it's done.

Alexey Alekseevich, knife.

Knife, give me the knife.

Your mother, don't sit down, give me the knife. Whatever
you call the dog, that's how it will help you.

And I told you to do sit-ups.

Straight abs.
Come on, you old mother.

Come on. Back off,
don't be shy.

Your Mom.
Help!

We heard it.

I seem to write badly,
Alexey Aleekseevich.

Excuse me.

Tanyusha.
"I love you!" "Marry me?"

Talent bro.

Psycho?

"Oleg Evgenievich, you are great."
Sanya.

"For you, Thomas, a pension."
Mamai.

Please leave me.
Seven, eight,

"nine, ten..."
Dad.

"Mom." Don't worry, they don't remember anything
at this age. "Dad".

My little boy is scratching at the art with his little nails
.

You can't stop Shalovsky's summons.

Dad!? What was this stupidity?

PHYSICAL TEACHER
1 series

Well done, Alexey Alekseevich,
as always on time.

No kind fathers.
It seems I did.

It just occurred to me.

Mother.

Shapo, Shamo, Shalovsky.

City of Zheleznogorsk, Novgorod region.
pl. Lenin house 1 Shalovsky E. P.

Shalovsky. E, Alexey Alekseevich,

our peace is over.

We have a business trip coming up.

It's just, Natasha, I haven't written for a long time,
so long,

that you must have understood
that I will not return.

You and Oleg will have a hard time
without me,

but with me it would have been even harder for you.

Because art and life
are incompatible things.

I am sending you 25 rubles.

Must buy Oleg
a piano. He has musical fingers.

Yours, Ernest.

Dude, turn the spotlight on for a bit.

I'm looking for Shalovsky. Who is it?
- Who is asking?

Bai Blagoi.
Your new art director.

Just kidding.
Where is Shalovsky?

What are these external * in our hall?
- Take it easy, grandma.

With eggs.
I have no questions for you in principle.

You?
- Sorry, I can't see well. Me or him?

Shit, where is Shalovsky!?
- I'll take you.

Practice, friends.
You are bad for now.

These are the most valuable things in the theater.

Chaliapin himself was sitting on the chair.

By age I can.
10k for your furniture.

Ernest Petrovich?
- Just a second.

What's up now, Ksenia?
- If you are interested,

some bald,
unintelligent looking guy is coming towards you.

Who are you?
- Sofia, and you?

Not that. Director, saleswoman, what?
- What about me, over here

I'm not a director yet, just an assistant.
Costumes, props, children's studio.

Greedy old lady.
He took all the work for himself.

Listen to me, I don't know what you're talking about,
but please

be gentle with him.

It might have gone out somewhere.
I'll call him now.

Hello, skeleton in the closet.
- Good day.

Sorry, I can't spare you
my time, I have a rehearsal.

Get out of here, you thin-thighed one.
A tête-à-tête is shaping up for us.

Yes. But do you remember what I asked you?
- Don't explain yourself.

A relative does not break a relative's nose.
Get out, I told you!

What do you want?
- Here.

We didn't need them.

Don't get dirty!? You might get hooked like that.

Yes. Hello.

Sure. And what?

What and what? I came for a cup of tea.

And so what? Let's say we find out
I'm your biological father,

but that doesn't explain why you're here?
- I don't like spots in my biography.

I came to look at the uncle
who abandons his sons.

There is such a theory
that whoever brought up is the father.

I can see from your face that it is
impossible to re-educate yourself.

I thought you might have gotten braver
with age. I see it isn't.

You didn't think
I'd wrap my arms around you?

Do you want to know
why I traveled 2 thousand versts?

To tell you in your eyes:
May the devils take you!

Sir? Gopodin Ernestovich?

Thomas Oleg Evgenievich.
What do you want?

Ernest Petrovich never liked anyone the first time.

It's like an olive. You have to try it.
- I don't eat olives, I pit them later.

What do you want?
- You didn't come on time. That's right.

You arrived on time.
But at the wrong time.

Ernest Petrocic has small pro...
- Are you crying out for pity?

I haven't been out there for a long time.
I'm old now.

It's in the ass. In a big ass.
That's why he acts like a fool.

In principle, it achieved a result.
I am listening to you. You have a minute, it's already running.

A little faster.
- We have a theater in a deplorable condition.

The mayor does not support us at all.
the worst is

that Ernest was supposed to give us wages,
but his money was stolen in the bathroom.

Why did he go there with money? Wash them?
- I think he was afraid to leave

such a large amount without supervision.
- How big?

Pretty big.
- I understand you. What exactly?

5000 BGN.

It's big, yes.
Why didn't you call the police?

Ernest Petrovich already has
problems with the administration,

that would have been a direct reason
to fire him. And we try ourselves to...

...let's deal with it.
- It's karma.

Karma caught up with him too late.
Do you understand?

Don't worry. You're young,
everything will be fine with you.

Is this what you are looking for?
- Yes.

Do not hurry. I will return them to you on
one condition. You know what it is.

I'm going to blow your nose now.

The address of the bathroom?
- Kosygin number 12.

13?
- 12. Shall I write it down for you?

Where is Kosygin?
- Over there.

I'll be very surprised if you just
go away. you look like a man

who keeps his word.
Kosygin is in the other direction.

This is Alexey Alekseevich.
Ten hours, with more gas - nine.

And we are in our native hut.

Why are you looking at me so condemningly?

No more, I'm done with these schemes.

I've been helping all
the little animals, bugs and bears.

Enough!

Well well. Let's go
help what we can.

But not because of this Shalozadnikov.
Jealous of you, lest your conscience gnaw at you.

In the forest, flea.

Sanitary Day

What are you looking at me for? We agreed until
we specified how to develop the bathroom,

we're not going out. Give me ideas.

We might buy a bear from the hunters,
chain it,

let her children rejoice.

You only sweat. You're supposed to be my brother,
but you don't have a drop of entrepreneurial acumen.

Think globally, Vitalik.

We need to put in machines,
expand the casino and hire whores.

Decent people don't come to us.

Please excuse me
for interrupting a business rendezvous.

Immediately question, oak or birch?
- Don't mess up the bathroom, sir?

OK, then I'll get straight
to the point. You have to return the money.

To the pensioner. Shalovsky.
E. P.

Hello, can I pour some boiling water on you
so you can hear me? Get out of here!

I heard you guys.
Sorry for bothering you.

I'm disappearing.

Fuck the brat.
We also need to hire security.

Something very warm happened.

What happened?

So what? Did you get toasted?
- I'll break your bucket, huh?

Was it so?
I can see you're not hot yet.

If I asked you to beg him.

If you keep messing around where
you don't belong, I'll fire you.

Enough nonsense. You didn't even look him
in the eye. And they are blue and good.

He is waiting for you to accept him.
- That's why you are the eternal second director.

You see the form, but you don't see
the essence. He is a barbarian!

So, we're bringing all the action
for the 12 months to the summer.

All the fur coats in the pawn shop.
- Ernest, haven't you thought

that right now we need a barbarian?

You are so generous.
Take in the prodigal son, re-educate him.

Show your genius. I am not asking you
to sincerely apologize to him.

Or ask him for help.
Play it. As only you can.

Okay. But stop elevating
my personality into a cult.

And bring the fur coats anyway.

Okay. Do you hear me.
Here comes Shalovsky.

But no one robbed him.
We have a casino here.

I will recoup my losses. I bet everything.

Come on now, open the door.

Wait a minute. Why did you
play with the old man?

How did you know there was money?

Intuition.

Wait. What did you say?

I said intuition. Do you understand?
- I understand.

Enough, enough!

The town hall. It's because of him.

Do you see how simple it was?

This is a common barter.
We cannot work by legal methods.

They come from the town hall and say that they will
lock us up if we don't remove Shalovsky.

What is theater for them?
- They need the land under the theater.

But they can't fire the old one.
They have responsibilities.

And so, he loses the money
and is disciplined for spending and takes off.

All right, gentlemen.
You even gave a little more.

As they say happy bath.

But this...
- Enough, just kidding.

So fast. I believed in you.
And Ernest Petrovich also believed.

And he wants to tell you something.

Nobody stole anything.
More precisely, it is a king. You are a king.

From the theater. Why did he lose the money?

Why did you bet the money? I had to go straight to the theater
, just look how it went.

I'm a bone in the mayor's throat.
I am the last Atlantean

whom he is strangling with underfunding.
I hoped fate would be on my side.

The mayor is taking a nap for you.
He just wants the land under the theater.

Just think about Leo Tolstoy,
and think about Ernest.

Shalovsky's dumb ass.

Insulted me. But I can offend you too.

Oleg Evgenievich Fomin.

You are an ethical fighter for justice, right?
- Yes.

A warrior? You have nothing to defend.
you have no family

obviously children too, you didn't build a house,
you didn't plant a tree.

Warrior of the Void.

All the best.

Now you run and we're even.

Why are you chasing me huh?
I'm a great uncle, thank God.

I'll be fine on my own. What are our
children for, after all?

To hang around the neck like a cross.
An admonition for parental sins.

And I'll hang on that neck
to see you sink.

I will raise it by tomorrow. See you tomorrow.

They didn't scratch you, did they?

Why didn't you tell them
we don't need a metal rod today?

Psycho, why are you sitting on my glasses?

He was right. The city is rotten
and the same dad came out.

We will stay here for another day
and then we will leave.

Psycho, why are you licking your balls?
I'm talking to you, you're licking your balls.