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[theme music]

[ambient music]

Here you have

Cecil Chao, the quintessential Chinese playboy,

right in his element in his home,

the Playboy mansion since the 1960s and 70.

Dr. Cecil Chao is a very famous tycoon in Hong Kong.

His wealth is over billions of dollars.

He actually told the media in interviews

that he has over thousands of girlfriends.

And Gigi is his daughter.

I was growing up there.

Always full of beautiful women,

women coming through the doors, gushing up from the swimming pools.

When I saw them, they were clothed, but maybe at some point

they were not. Who knows?

This is done by a famous sculptor.

Only 2 in the world Picasso, the same generation.

The sculptor is known internationally.

The only one, this is called ‘sister’.

Casted in Egypt, only two in the world.

Really?

One of them is in your house.

There are only two in the world.

Wow.

That was so crazy when I walked in,

my eyes were so busy.

It's like a museum.

An antique museum in someone's house.

In every corner,

there's something worth millions and millions of dollars.

There's pieces from Qing Dynasty, the sculptures.

That's only, like, two pieces in the world.

And he had one of the only two pieces sitting in the middle

of his living room. And there's Picasso there.

It was crazy to the top.

The mould was destroyed after casted, so you can’t make it anymore after.

So only two in the world, and one piece at your home?

The other one, nobody knows where it is.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Howard.

[electronic beat]

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to Howard.

Happy birthday to you.

- Thank you so much. - Happy birthday.

Make a wish.

- Hi! - Hi, oh my God, Gigi.

Thank you for inviting us. That’s my friend, Jessie.

Nice to meet you.

- Welcome. - Nice place.

- Come in. - A nice place you have.

Yeah. It’s not bad.

Lots of really cool antiques and stuff.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Lots of antiques.

I see so many cool pieces.

So nice.

Thanks inviting.

My pleasure. Thanks for coming.

You already prepared drinks, I guess.

- Yeah. - Cheers.

So, is your dad coming back later?

Yeah, he should be back any moment.

Oh my God.

Are you guys good now?

In terms of, like, is he accepting ...?

Because I remember a while ago,

he was not happy with you being so open about your...

- Sexuality? - Sexuality, yeah. He's okay now?

I'd say he's accepting.

I wouldn't say he's 100% supportive, but,

definitely tolerant.

Sometimes accepting, but just not very vocal.

I do a lot of activism support for the local community.

Yeah, because you're basically the spokesperson for the Asian community for LGBT rights.

- Yes. Pretty much. - But is he okay with you doing that or he just doesn't ...?

I don't think he gets it.

I don't think he knows why I'm doing it.

And he doesn't know why discrimination against LGBTIQ,

kills off a lot of people, makes people's lives miserable.

And he doesn't really get that, even though he experienced the scrutiny

of other people and I think he knows what it is to

feel ashamed, embarrassed for his own daughter.

But why he should care about other people,

I think, I'm still working on that.

As long as you guys are okay, like, you guys are hanging out,

then you guys have a close relationship

And you introduced your girlfriend to him, too? Or is he ...?

- Yeah, we have a very close relationship - That's nice.

And my girlfriend and him, they talk, and

we're having dinner tonight, in fact.

Everybody knows. It made world news.

He was going to marry you off for like what?

Yeah. Buy me a husband.

- Buy you a husband for, what, 1 billion? - Yes, 1 billion.

Oh my gosh. 1 billion Yeah, so on the one hand,

he doesn't want people to know, but on the other hand, he made it world news.

So everybody knows, right?

I know. In trying to rescue the situation, he kind of blew everything out

I know.

To astronomic scales.

That's crazy, because I remember you told me

there are still a lot of guys who are bombarding you with messages.

- I know, so annoying. - Show us some.

Really? Do you wanna see?

I do, but what do they say? They send you love letters or what?

It's not love letters. I wouldn't call them love letters.

They're more, like, showing me their erect penises.

[squeals]

You want to see?

Oh my gosh.

And it's not just one, okay?

There are a lot, right?

Yeah, people still send me pictures of their penises.

They're not very nice.

Certainly ruins your appetite.

Try not to get it before breakfast.

I want to see. I want to see the penis.

There’s nothing to see, actually.

- Oh my God. - Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

It's disgusting with what you have to deal with it every day still?

I don't look at it much. But this just got in.

So I just, yeah, sorry.

Everybody's trying to get a million.

I know, but there are a lot of supporters as well.

But I guess, back then, ten years ago,

when I was first going through it, I had to settle my parents

who were really in it in a huge shock, with many

with many people in Hong Kong or people that were closeted for many years.

The coming out moment is rarely a moment to be celebrated.

It's usually for family and parents, a moment of shame and shock.

They don't know how to handle it.

So, I guess my work now is to gain acceptance

in Hong Kong and Asia as well, right?

That's right. And win marriage equality

so that we save lives because it's not just about the LGBTIQ community.

Yeah, discrimination definitely still exists, even in a cosmopolitan place like Hong Kong.

You might be in your own home, on your own land.

But, people say things behind your back, call you all kinds of names,

maybe not in the form of

very obvious physical violence, but emotional bullying.

Definitely.

People always ask me, when should I come out?

And I always say, the earlier, the better.

I know that sounds very, very daunting for a lot of young people because,

what are people going to think of me?

And then my parents are going to freak out, like mine did.

Well, you're doing so well. Let’s cheers to that.

Why don't you give us a tour of the house?

I want to see more of your antiques, your cool pieces.

- Yeah. - Sure.

- Yeah, let's do that. - Yeah, let’s go this way.

Bring your drinks.

Always champagne and alcohol shots.

I see so many beautiful paintings, statues and stuff.

Well, yeah.

Which one is your favorite?

I have one down in the bedroom now, which is...

Let’s go here, first.

A drawing of Tong Bak Fu.

This one special too

Oh my God.

What should I do?

Oh my God. Is it expensive?

Am I in trouble?

Oh my God, Jessie.

Can it be fixed?

Oh my God.

It’s broken down to pieces.

Oh my God.

Jessie.

What happened? Oh my God, Gigi.

Oh my God!

Oh no.

- Oh my God. - What is it worth?

As of last year, only 3 million.

I’m so sorry, oh my God.

My gosh.

My heart went into my throat. I was just shaking.

We bought that piece in an auction,

a few years back now, and it's worth quite a bit.

Oh my God. I brought Jessie to Dr. Chao’s place,

and she had to kick over a few million dollars of antiques.

Come on. How clumsy can you be?

Can’t you be a little bit more careful

when I bring you to someone's house who has so many antiques?

I was so, so, so embarrassed.

I wouldn't know what I would do if I was her.

Oh my God.

Who puts millions of dollars worth of antiques right next to the doorway?

They must have too many pieces at home

and ran out of space to put it somewhere.

Oh no, Jessie.

Can we fix it?

Let me try to collect this together.

And see if they can fix it.

Oh no, Jessie.

Can we fix it?

It's literally now two pieces.

- Oh my God. - How much is this?

Just get Howard and his...

- Stick back together, okay? - Let’s go.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. Put it down. Call someone to clean it.

Tell the helper to clean it.

It's okay.

I think we’re good. You just put it down, wipe off your fingerprints.

I think you should stick it together.

My heart has stopped.

How much is it supposed to be?

- As of last year, 3 million, so, put it down. - 3 million? Oh my God.

It’s okay. Put it down.

- Put it down? - No, no, no.

I think she should try to piece it together, right?

- Get Howard. - Yeah, someone will get him.

[indistinct]

Put it down?

It's okay.

- It's okay. It’s just 3 million, okay? - I’m literally in shock.

It's just 3 million.

It's probably less by now.

- It's probably more Gigi. - It’s fine.

I’m so sorry. I’m literally in shock. I was, like...

- It's okay. - The price only got up for antiques, Gigi.

Put it down.

It will get back together. We'll be all right.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I didn't see it.

Just stop apologizing.

You are so nice, Gigi.

Good thing, Dr. Chao was very calm.

He just asked us to put it down and sweep the thing away.

Otherwise I would be so embarrassed.

I don't even know what to do.

Both of us were physically trembling.

It was just really shocking, to see some

precious piece of artwork being destroyed basically in front of you.

So, I’m relieved that my dad just kind of wrote it off the balance sheet.

Who actually puts $1,000,000 antique next to the doorway?

And I was too tall to see it anyways,

but still, I felt bad.

Sorry about that.

[upbeat music]

Hello. Do you want to join us on the game?

Do you want to join us on the game?

For what?

- Truth or dare. - Sit, sit, sit.

Do you want to do truth or dare?

Yeah. Cheer it on.

- Shall we spin for you? - You first.

Okay, let me try.

I want it to point to Dr. Chao.

I reckon both ends count.

We got you!

- We got you. - But what to drink?

We get you a new glass.

There’s another.

So what is this game about?

We play “Truth or Dare”.

What again?

Truth or dare.

We ask you question and you have to answer.

- Truth. - Truth, great.

Let me think of a question. Can we ask you anything?

- Anything. - Really?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Most crazy ones.

What is the first thing you look at in women.

What part?

If she has nice teeth.

What if she has nice teeth?

And she's ugly?

Yeah looking at her teeth.

No wonder you have perfect teeth.

Who's got the nicest teeth?

All of you have great teeth.

The don’t need to be super white.

Those are fake.

What if they have cosmetic surgery and fake boobs?

In this time, everyone has cosmetic surgery. So everyone is pretty.

They tattoo their eyebrows, eyes, nose and so on.

- What about fake boobs? - Fake boobs?

Fake boobs are normal.

Okay, but what do you think about them?

Why care so much about it? It’s not different from renovating your house.

Makes sense.

I’ve learned something new.

It’s a different perspective.

Nowadays, girls are different than 10 years ago.

Absolutely.

They are pretty, they do their eyes, nose and so on.

Sometimes they put on masks.

The girls today are way prettier than before.

Hey, hey, hey, your phone is ringing.

Should I pick up?

- Speaker. - Hello.

Hey, Adrienne.

Hey Perry. How are you?

All good. Happy Saturday.

- Happy Saturday. - What are you up to?

I'm hanging out at Dr. Chao’s house

right now.

We're playing Truth or Dare with our girlfriends as well.

We have Jocelyn, Jessie, Dorcas.

And with Dr. Chao.

- What are you doing? - Oh nice.

Jocelyn from the boat last time?

- Yeah, my friend from the boat. - Oh sweet, okay.

I'm just done with a party. I’m near by. Hey I'll see you soon?

Yeah, sure, I guess.

- Alright, bye. - See you in a bit.

Did he just invite himself?

I guess so.

There's this guy he wants to come, is it ok?

Okay.

Dr. Chao is so cool.

You are always so hospitable.

Is he your boyfriend?

Of course not!

The guy likes every girl he sees.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I wanna ask you something personal.

What? Something personal.

- Something personal? - Yes.

How many girlfriends do you have

at the same time?

- Girlfriends at the same time? - Yes.

I can’t count.

How do you consider someone as a girlfriend?

Having a birthday dinner doesn’t count.

Otherwise you will have hundreds of them.

Right?

Right, that doesn’t count.

Hard to say with girlfriends...

- But what do you consider girlfriend material? - Consider?

Well, holding hands.

With some you even have an intimate relationship with.

Oh my God.

No way you’re holding hands.

Some hold hands while being intimate.

Yeah, yeah.

Someone's calling you.

Lots of people are looking for me.

Just ignore.

You don't hold hands, even after being intimate?

It’s difficult.

Some girls don't need to hold hands.

Let’s skip the holding hands part. Let’s go straight to the other parts.

We’ll go out clubbing tonight.

You wanna join?

What? We go “clubbing”. Dancing.

Where?

At Lan Kwai Fong.

Lan Kwai Fong is too crowded.

Yes, but I am partner in that club.

Okay, then. You call the shots.

Wow!

Roman and Howard will meet us there.

Really? Great.

Good, so that’s settled.

Let's drink.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Thank you. - Let's get ready.

How can we get from here to Lan Kwai Fong? How much time?

Let me call the car. We can take mine.

Julia?

Julia!

- Hey. - Hey.

- Let's leave now. - Right now? Give me 5 minutes.

- I give you 3 minutes. - No problem.

We’ll be ready.

My friend is here.

- Perry. - Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Strong, man.

Fist bump.

- Hey, Adrienne, do you want? - Yes.

Don't you, Shalala?

There are Dr. Chao’s and yours.

- Hi. I’m good. - How are you? Nice to see you.

So what’s going on?

We're just playing truth or dare.

Wow. Okay.

Where did you come from?

My friend just had a dinner party. Around the corner, actually.

Oh, really?

We finished. We’re done.

So I thought I check out where the parties are, right?

Yeah, welcome.

What are you guys playing?

We’re just doing truth or dare.

- Wow. Truth or dare. - Yeah.

Yeah. - Spin the bottle? - Yeah. Spin the bottle.

Were there any crazy dares or truths?

- Not yet - No?

- We, we didn't get to that. - You can drink from the bottle.

You're late, drink from the bottle.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Sorry.

Come sit, Dr. Chao.

You're such a man whore, I thought you were after me in the beginning

and now you after Jocelyn.

You're such a man whore You had your chance

We had our date, right? I'm not your type, obviously.

So, move on, right?

Okay. Oh my God. Fine.

Okay, so, Jocelyn, man whore.

We should hang out and get to know each other, just friends.

We're hanging out now. Well.

Maybe a bit more one on one, drinks, dinner somewhere.

Well, I think you should do something just to prove

that you really have an interest in her.

You guys are playing truth or dare, right?

Yeah. So you wanna play dare?

Take off your pants, right now.

- Is that a dare? - Yeah.

If I do it, do I get to have drinks, dinner, and catch up with Jocelyn?

Are we selling her out?

- Yes, let's sell her out for a date. - Are we gonna sell you out?

We’ll consider.

- Let’s take off pants first. Let’s see. - It’s that it? Taking off your pants?

- Yes. - Okay.

Alright.

Let me take off my pants for a catch up,

- one on one with Jocelyn. - Drinks.

- Yeah? - Do it!

- Okay. - Come on.

- Do it. - Really?

Taking off my pants, that’s so easy, right?

[laughs]

Oh my... And then what?

Let’s see, I got my great boxers on.

He's really going to do it.

Oh my God.

I got my great boxers on, today.

[screams]

- Perry! Woohoo! - Got my Calvins on.

I can't believe Perry just took off his pants in front of Dr. Cecil,

in his house, it was so inappropriate.

Oh my gosh.

Let’s feel it.

- I like your underwear. - I put my Calvins on.

Do better, Perry, come on!

What are you thinking?

Why would you do something so disgusting?

Why would you take off your pants in front of Dr. Chao?

It's so embarrassing. Come on.

You have to have drinks with him.

- So that’s a date, yeah? - Put your pants back on first.

I remember Perry was sitting right next to me

and all of a sudden he took his pants off, and I was so shocked.

I immediately turned my head sideways.

I don't know what he was trying to prove, honestly, because I don't think

any girl would appreciate a guy taking his pants off right next to her.

But honestly, it was not cool at all.

I thought it was very gross and I was all flushed.

I didn't know what to do.

But anyway, yeah, I didn't feel comfortable at all.

- She's so innocent. - She’s so innocent.

It's okay.

Let’s all get lost.

Let's go party together.

I have to first get out.

Are his pants back on?

Back on.

You’re safe. Yeah. Let's go party now.

Dorcas, can you sit in the front?

[dance music]

Lovely. Amazing.

- Check out this piece. - Look at this piece.

Wow, I love this. I think we can get something for decoration.

Yeah.

It would be really amazing to put it at the entrance.

I think, let’s go inside, because look at this vase.

I love this vase. Check this out.

- It’s a good statement piece they have. - Yes.

Is this the Guan Yin?

Which dynasty is it from? The Ming Dynasty.

I think this is good for putting it at home.

I think people won't try to sit on it or something, right?

Is it bronze?

- It’s wood. - Wood.

I actually brought Jessie to the antique store,

to hopefully find something to apologize or say sorry

to Dr. Chao about

breaking the 3 million dollar antique.

Wow, this is really cool.

Can we take this?

Wow.

- This is a hat box. - But it’s made of leather. It’s really good quality.

I think the hat... Is this Jade?

- Yes. - Wow.

This jade is not of great quality.

Some are really beautiful.

But even the soldiers got Jade.

Yeah, I know.

Every soldier gets Jade.

But look at just the history of that.

- You can really tell. - Yeah

Just maybe a little, little gift.

But I guess she will just pretend that nothing has happened.

- Hello. Welcome. - What’s up?

So good to see you. So excited.

- Are you ready to play some guns? - Let’s do it.

Okay, so for the basic training you are going to start with the airsoft.

When the airsoft is good, we are going to the real weapons, okay?

- Let's go fast. - Yes.

- Good grip. 30% power. - Yes.

No space. Finger always out of the trigger.

Three finger close. The grip hand comes 70% power.

Overlap the fingers.

- Got it. Yes. - And let me know when you are ready.

I’m ready. Put the finger inside the trigger. I am. shoot now?

I am.

I shoot now?

You can go.

One. And then see.

And I see?

Go all the eight.

One, two, three, four.

Good.

So this is the first step.

- Got it. - Okay?

Open.

- Load. - Load, release.

- 45 to the weapon. Okay? - Okay.

One, two, three, four, five.

One, two, one, two.

I want you to go on the floor, And one, two.

Shoot.

Step. Step.

[gunshots]

- By training every day - Yeah practice.

It's going to become a reflex, it's going to become muscle memory.

And it's going to be easy.

- So, training. - Yes, we'll train every day.

- Practice makes perfect. - Let’s do it.

Thank you so much. You're the best.

So that day, training with Keno,

we tried so many different guns, like pistols, rivals, everything.

And when the gun backfired, my shoulders got really, really bruised.

But I think it was still a very good day because it made me realize how hard it is

to be an action actress.

And I'll stick with it.

You look different today.

- Really? How? - Yeah, in a good way, though.

- You’re kind of blowing me away. - Thank you so much. So sweet.

Yeah, because I'm so used to seeing you in the dark.

In the dark place, everyone's at the club

and you're always in such a big group.

I just feel, you're a bit hard to approach.

Don't be shy. Just come approach me next time.

I'll definitely try that.

Look at them.

I know.

- They're getting married - Crazy.

- In this beautiful scenery. - Exactly.

In this Hong Kong skyline.

- So beautiful, right? - I know.

What do you think? Do you think you'll ever get married?

I think, eventually, but for now, it's a bit too early, you know.

Right.

No, because I'm really used to seeing you at night.

Just every time at a party.

And you're always surrounded by a big crew.

So, it just seems like really hard to approach, you know?

You don't have to be shy.

You can always approach me.

Yeah, I know. I really want to, but I...

I'm not really a shy guy, but then I just...

I feel more... so, I just don't want to disturb you, you know?

It's okay. You just need to come talk to me.

I'm always up for it.

- Yeah, I guess. Next time then. - Yes, yes.

Do you like dim sum?

Yeah. I'm a huge fan.

I haven't had it in a while actually.

So I've prepared this dim sum and champagne lunch for you.

Thank you so Much.

Just to thank you for saving me that day at my birthday party.

Cheers.

But I also want to talk to you about another thing.

I'm thinking about doing some music collaboration.

Yeah?

- What do you think? - I'd be really excited.

- Yeah. - I’ve...

It would be the first time working with a singer.

I don't really do that normally,

so, I think it'd be a great opportunity.

Awesome.

I mean, because I know you play at festivals,

I think we can do an EDM song, we can play at the clubs,

get people dancing, and I kind of want to do a song

with positive messages, kind of encouraging people.

Yeah.

To follow their dreams or what not, just like some positive message.

The best thing is,

if we can play at the festival and the clubs and all that.

Yeah, I think I definitely have the perfect beat for you.

- Awesome, cheers to that. - Cheers.

And besides the music collaboration,

I also want to bring you to one special place.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Since you're not in Hong Kong that much, I want to bring you

to feel the Hong Kong culture.

Have you been to Temple Street?

No, actually, I've never been there.

I feel, since you're not here that much,

you can feel the Hong Kong culture there.

Yeah, I’m definitely really excited.

Actually, I've heard that they have these Feng Shui masters there.

- Right. - I'd be excited to try one out.

Okay.

Well, have you ever done Chinese fortune telling before?

No, never.

Never, ever in your life?

Not any form of fortune telling.

Okay.

Well, if you wanna try a good Feng Shui master,

I have one who is one of my best friends.

He's very good.

And he is one of the top Feng Shui masters in Hong Kong. Really?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll see if he can squeeze us in today.

There are normally a lot of people who want to see him.

I’d be really excited to do that. I’ll give him a call later.

So, okay, cool.

I think that'd be a great activity.

- First time for seeing any type of fortune telling? - Yeah, exactly.

Okay, that’s awesome!

I thought the DJ plays really good music

and actually, I wanted to thank him for saving me from drowning.

That's why I planned a dim sum champagne lunch for us.

I didn't think too much about if it's going to be a date or what not,

but I just wanted to do that as a “Thank You”.

[upbeat music]

- Hello. - Hi, Master Shing.

Long time no see, this is my friend.

He just came back from abroad. This is DJ Copan.

Nice to meet you. Copan.

In Chinese culture people believe in Feng Shui and Bazi so much.

So they would even pick the right time to do their openings, weddings,

having babies,

and they would even match people's, birth date

and time to see if they can be a good couple.

Hi, master Shing. I'm so happy to see you today.

Welcome, welcome.

It's your lucky day today, you know why?

Because Master Shing is normally very, very busy.

But he takes his time to take a look at us today.

And I have to tell you, he's one of the best Sifu in town.

Okay, so what did you read about me?

You have so many boy friends.

What do you want to know today?

- I have so many things I want to know. - New boyfriend?

We are just getting to know each other.

How about you tell me more about my career?

Before, I have done a lot of businesses.

How about doing more in the entertainment business, movies and releasing albums?

First of all, traditional Chinese culture talks about the zodiac.

You were born in year of the rooster.

The rooster is fluent and articulate, especially in a sharp-tongued way.

You should use your eloquence to earn money.

You are suitable for MC and host, speech, singing.

Also public relations and marketing, it will be pretty good.

Your five element is earth.

Your appearance look like a girl.

Some people may think you are a free spirited and open minded person.

- But you actually have a traditional concept of view. - Wow, that’s so true.

You're quite stubborn.

And you will never compromise or settle

In both love or career,

since you never make a compromise about career and love, you may give up so many chances.

How about my DJ? Let's Talk about him.

His Chinese zodiac is tiger.

The tiger is the king of beasts. We have to get along with him.

If he reverses his ideas, it will produce lots of conflicts.

He will go his own way.

Tigers, when focused on work, they have unique a vision.

Like a cat chasing the bird and feathers.

To do whatever is necessary, in order to get something.

If he doesn’t want to do something, no one can force him to do it.

He will leave.

This is someone who has insightful views.

The tiger is a loner.

You two guys are a pretty good pair with each other.

The tiger has more earth and fire elements.

Usually, he deals with affairs externally.

But sometimes, he shuts himself down.

He has his own opinion and view.

Earth and fire elements.

He needs someone eloquent, good in speaking,

methodical and numeracy.

You can help him.

Your Chinese zodiacs are pretty match.

You need to wander the world.

Although, you are eloquent,

your execution ability is not high enough.

He is an insistent person.

So you two can be friends and do business, it’s good for you two.

I will give score 90.

About love, I give score 70-80.

- If we co-produce a song? - Definitely no problem.

But about marriage, maybe need to think about it

This charm paper is for love and marriage.

And this one is for luck of wealth, career and business.

- Which one will you choose? - I want both.

This is for love and this is for money abundance.

Right.

I guess I'll take this one.

Alright. I wouldn't mind the other one.

What do you want?

I definitely would never complain about this.

Yeah, okay.

- Finally, I choose this one. - Okay.

Congratulations Hope they will come true.

I hope I can get married.

If can't, I hope I can have two babies.

With well developed science nowadays,

If I can’t marry, then I’ll have a baby.

Temple Street, already.

As for Adrienne, I mean, realistically,

she isn't exactly my type, but I mean, it could happen.

Who knows? You know, nobody ever knows.

I mean, she's not really my type, but...

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You should really try this.

This is a really famous clay pot rice on Temple Street.

Yeah? I've never tried clay pot rice, actually.

It's one of the most famous here

that you cannot have it anywhere else in the world.

Yeah, I'm really surprised you brought me here.

I didn't think this would be your style.

I'm more used to seeing you at higher end places, mostly, so...

I normally

don't come here, but because of you, I'll come here because I want to...

You don't come here that often.

I want to show you the really local places.

Yeah. I want you to experience the Hong Kong culture.

So try this. And this is the oyster cake.

You eat seafood, right? Yeah, it do.

It smells amazing. Especially the sauce.

Yeah, let's try it. You eat spicy stuff?

- Yeah, I'm good with that. - It's super yummy.

So tell me something about yourself then.

Favorite things to do. Hobbies?

Well, I guess in my passtime, I love to go hiking.

I live out in Saikung, actually.

So I'm out in the countryside in Hong Kong.

I love to do water sports out there or go hiking.

It's a great passtime.

Yeah.

I have a scuba diving license and everything.

Yeah.

And later on, I was going to show you more places around here.

Okay. To show you some interesting food and see whether you like it or not.

Okay, well, let's let's get out of here and then go to another place, right?

Sure. Let's go.

Wait. Shit.

What's wrong?

I lost my wallet.

Where did you leave it?

I think.

Well, when was the last time?

I think I might have lost it at the restaurant earlier.

Are you sure?

Can you call the police for me?

Sure.

Yeah, call the police, because

I'm trying to think where I left it.

I'm sorry. Yeah.

Because I didn't see it with you earlier when we,

when we came from the master. I don't know...

Okay, why don't you call the police and tell them we are at Temple Street

- Hello? Hi. - It’s just so weird.

Sorry, I'd just like to report a lost ID near Fam Park.

Alright.

Yeah, no problem. Thank you.

Alright, well,

I mean, hopefully the police will have it handled.

I mean, we can only hope for the best, right?

Yeah.

Well, if we wait for the police, we can eat a little bit more.

I guess so, Yeah.

So, what do you think of today?

You know, after seeing the master.

He said that you might get married late, but

do you think you might have kids earlier or something?

Maybe at a younger age?

I don't know about that.

I just don't think I'm ready yet, you know.

Even want to have a family later on?

Or do you like kids?

I mean,

you know, those are all questions for the future.

But for now, no, you know.

Okay. I'm trying not to think about it.

Okay. Yo,

Yo,

I'm really sorry, but a friend just messaged.

It says he's not feeling well,

so I really have to cover him at the club tonight.

- Tonight? Like you mean right now? - Yeah.

Like, right now.

I got to get home and get ready.

You're leaving me here right now?

I'm sorry I have to go, but, I mean, the police will come

and they're going to help you take care of it.

- I mean, I reported it, but... - Are you serious?

- I really got to go. - Seriously, you're leaving me right now?

I seriously have to go.

But thank you for everything.

I'll catch you soon?

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I mean, look, honestly, I shouldn't have done that.

I was a bit of a dick move, but she was really pushing me

with the questions and kept going on about it, you know?

What about kids? What about this? What about that?

You know, I'm 24.

That shit ain’t for me.

It is way too early for her to be pushing on that.

And it's the first date.

I mean, come on, you can't ask questions like that.

So for me, that's a red flag.

You know, I had to get out while I could.

Hey, Janet.

Oh my God. It’s a horrible day today.

I don't even know what happened.

Janet is really one of my best friends.

And whenever I'm not happy, whenever I'm sad, I'll call her right away

because she's someone that would really give me good advice.

Horrible day for sure.

But now, bigger problem. I'm stranded here.

I just lost my wallet.

And the guy just left,

and I’m stranded here by myself. I don't even know how to get home.

Okay.

Alright, I'll see you later.

So I actually took the D.J.

out to Temple Street to thank him for saving me.

But in the end, he just left me.

Are you serious?

What kind of friend would do that?

Oh my God.

Her phone and... Okay, there she is.

- Hi Adrienne. - What happened?

Oh my goodness.

It's a long story, but I had horrible day yesterday.

- You're looking good now. - Thank you.

Well, remember the guy that saved me, that DJ guy?

- The cute guy? - The guy that saved me from the water.

Yeah, I saw there was a little bit of romance going on.

So I took him out because I thought it was nice he saved me.

- You took him out? Okay. - Yes.

Because he's new in Hong Kong, he’s a DJ right?

And then I wanted to show him around Hong Kong.

So in the end at Temple Street, I lost my wallet.

Well, I must have left it somewhere.

Maybe I left it at the restaurant earlier or whatever.

So he called the police for me,

- and then, he left. - He ran away.

- What? Well, why? - Yeah, literally ran away.

And I was thinking... right. - What did You do?

Well, what happened was, we also saw

the fengshui master, because he said that he wanted to see a fengshui master.

So maybe that's the reason.

Later on, he also said that, that's the worst part,

that's why I need a drink.

He said that I need to have a kid or get married within these two years.

If not, I would have to wait a while.

I think he ran away because he was totally not ready.

Yeah. And because in his age, these guys, they're more immature.

And he's not ready. He's totally not ready.

You didn't ask him to have kids with you, did you?

I didn't.

You implied?

I didn’t.

Because the Master asked me all that, I got a bit nervous.

While we were walking

on West Kowloon, there were some people getting married, right?

They were taking wedding photos.

So, I just asked him what do you think?

Do you want to get married?

- He’s 24 years old, right? - Right, right.

You just asked him if he's going to get married and have kids.

No wonder he ran away.

I'm sorry, man.

You said it jokingly, I'm sure.

I know, right.

Oh well, I don't blame him.

You fucked up, sorry.

Out of the whole picture, I think you should look for someone

more mature, older, to take care of you and to look after you.

Not someone younger, because you can't waste your time anymore.

- Cheers. - Yeah.

Are you happy now?

I'm better. It’s always good chatting with you girls

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