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AN ORIGINAL VIX SERIES
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CONFESSIONS WITH TOMÁS
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Good evening, dear audience.
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Today,
in Confessions with Tomás,
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we have a guest...
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How can I describe her? Unique.
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She is a mother, a housewife,
an entrepreneur,
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and more.
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Meet the incomparable
Consuelo de Portillo Armendáriz.
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APPLAUSE
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- Welcome, Consuelo.
- Thank you.
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Please come in,
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- make yourself comfortable.
- Thank you.
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Consuelo,
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you are undoubtedly
the star of the moment.
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Everyone is dying to know
about your new double life.
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What was
this controversial decision?
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Well, I have a lover.
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And how do you feel about that?
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It's been one of the best
decisions of my life.
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Let's read a question
from the audience.
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OK. Suspense.
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Here goes: "Is it hard
to find a place to have sex
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where no one will find you?"
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No, we do it everywhere.
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In the office,
in the gym bathroom,
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in the car.
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Well then, let's start
talking about orgasms.
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From one to ten,
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what grade would
you give Fernando
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on getting you to have orgasms?
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Ten, only because
I can't go up to eleven.
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Consuelo,
what about your husband?
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Zero.
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I didn't even know they existed
when I was with him.
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Consuelo,
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Consuelo, look at the map!
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It's here, here, it's here.
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What were you thinking about?
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I think someone
has a lot to tell us.
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You don't know how much
I wish you were here,
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but someone has
to take care of the children,
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since their dad gets them drunk.
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You'll do great, you'll see.
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By the way,
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Carlitos is taking out
the boxes to sell.
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More boxes?
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Who is he selling them to?
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He's here,
I'll talk to you later, bye.
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What do you know about Consuelo?
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She's not at the bakery,
is she here at the house?
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She left early
and didn't say anything to me.
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What do you mean
she didn't say anything?
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And I suppose it's a coincidence
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that none of her girlfriends
are at work.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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Good afternoon.
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Would you like
to have your own income
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and not be accountable
to anyone?
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Yes.
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I know you're afraid to work.
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You feel that you'd be
neglecting your families,
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your homes,
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your husbands...
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I understand,
I have three children.
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But believe me, with us,
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you will not only continue
to be good housewives,
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good mothers and good wives,
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but also working women.
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Excuse me, are we going to sell
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vacuum cleaners
or encyclopedias?
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Neither.
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Let's do this,
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close your eyes.
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Do you remember the first time
you were kissed,
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that new sensation
you felt all over your body?
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Well, with our product,
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you will be able
to have that feeling
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multiplied by a thousand,
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so you won't only be
in charge of your own money,
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but also your own pleasure.
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Who here knows
what an orgasm is?
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Raise your hand.
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Well, in the coming days
we're going to teach you
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how to achieve an orgasm,
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something we were never taught,
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something that very
few doctors talk about,
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which you won't find
in any magazine,
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Anyway...
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I won't keep you
waiting any longer.
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Dear ladies,
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Dear ladies,
this is the female massager.
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this is the female massager.
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But that seems...
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No one had kissed me like you.
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You're gonna have
to talk to my dad.
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What for?
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To tell him that we're a couple.
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Are we a couple?
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Look, I'm a good girl.
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You have to go,
ask their permission,
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talk to them
about your intentions,
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just tell them that
your intentions
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are serious with me,
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that we're not playing,
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because that's the truth, right?
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Yes, of course, my intentions
are very serious with you.
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Am I grounded and I didn't know,
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or why was I left eating alone?
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Well, your mom is working,
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Andresito went with that Monica
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and your dad, well...
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I hate this family!
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Ever since my dad came back,
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everyone is on their own
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and when we are together,
they just fight.
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Ceci, don't get down, sweetie.
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Your mom will be back
in a few days
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and everything
will be the same as always.
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So, I have no adult supervision
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and I can't be scolded
no matter what I do.
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No, Cecilia,
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- I'm taking care of you.
- Excellent!
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Cecilia, come and eat.
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Damn it!
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Bring me 50 more boxes.
It's all been sold.
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Fifty?
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Yes.
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I'm so happy that
our business is progressing,
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I'll bring it by today.
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Excellent.
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Could you advance some
of the money, if possible?
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We don't give advances here.
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When everything is sold,
we'll settle up.
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Any objections?
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No, of course not.
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- Perfect.
- There's no problem.
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Perfect.
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I'll win this time.
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Everything is going
wonderfully well,
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and for being the organizer
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they gave me
the presidential suite.
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A huge bed
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and a bathroom
with a tub that easily fits two.
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It's a crime that you're
in that room without me.
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You don't know all the things
I've been imagining.
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Candles, wine
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and plenty
of time between the sheets.
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I would love to be exploring
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everything that can be done
in that room with you.
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I don't want to go
so long without you.
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Well, it's good to miss each
other from time to time.
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And when we see each other,
it's going to be so delicious,
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you have no idea what
I'm going to do to you.
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I'm already thinking of more
creative ways to miss you.
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Consuelo,
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Consuelo, the talk
is about to start,
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they're waiting for us.
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I have to go.
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- Can we talk later?
- We have many pending issues.
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Honey, did you leave early?
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I'll make you dinner,
I'm gonna get some yarn.
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- We have a visitor, sweetie.
- A visitor? Who?
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Yes.
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Hello, Mrs. Rivapalacios.
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What?
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What a surprise
to have you here.
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I came to talk about
an article you wrote.
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The one you sent me
a few months ago
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at the Panchita magazine.
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Yes.
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Before we got married,
she read every issue.
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Would you like something
to drink?
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- Cognac, please.
- Perfect.
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Thank you.
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It only takes one second
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to bring down
this royal life, Martita.
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What do you want?
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For you to retract
the shit article
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you wrote about me.
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Otherwise, your husband
is going to find out that
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you work
at Confidencias magazine,
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along with your close
relationship with your boss.
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What are you talking about?
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- Where did you hear that?
- I have sources everywhere.
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I find out about everything,
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that's what journalists do,
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the real ones,
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not rich little girls
pretending.
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Cognac?
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Thank you very much,
Mr. Rivapalacios.
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- Gladly.
- Listen,
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what a lovely couple,
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worthy of a magazine cover.
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Matilde!
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Portillo family residence.
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Mr. Carlos Julio, I'm Luisa.
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May I speak to Andrés?
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Andrés isn't here.
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Well, can you tell him
that I called
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and that I'm going to...
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Actually, he went
to see his girlfriend.
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I'm sure he'll be a while.
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His girlfriend?
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I didn't have enough paper
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to write down all the saleswomen
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who were eager to start.
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I think we deserve an award.
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No.
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Who votes for
a bottle of champagne?
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No, no, no, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.
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This morning Carlos Julio
took some more boxes,
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he's also moving product.
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- And who's he selling them to?
- I have no idea.
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Either he's trying
to intimidate us,
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or he has the upper hand.
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With the saleswomen
we recruited this weekend,
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we're going
to match and beat him.
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For now, I insist,
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who's up for a bottle
of champagne?
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Not bad at all, right?
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I don't know if I'm going
to go with you,
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I'm really tired.
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Are you sure?
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Toasting with champagne
is good luck.
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Yeah, well, I actually
have to make some calls.
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Is this a joke? Really?
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Lucrecia, we have to...
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I think we have
a pending conversation
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and many fantasies to fulfill.
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Matilde,
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why don't you focus on your job,
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instead of overlapping Consuelo?
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Geez.
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- Hello?
- Carlota, baby,
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you know that you own my heart,
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should I see you
at the usual hotel or...
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Hello?
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Villanueva residence.
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Speak up,
I can hear you breathing.
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Sorry, wrong number.
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Kiss me
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Kiss me hard
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As if tonight were the last...
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Alma, please listen to me,
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don't hang up,
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things have improved,
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let's see each other,
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let me explain what happened.
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Your husband never
taught you how to drink?
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No.
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He only let me drink
on special occasions,
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and half a glass, if that.
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And you listened to him.
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He had a temper.
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Even so, I still miss him,
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we had wonderful moments.
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That's old Olga talking.
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The new Olga has memories,
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sure, but she has
a life ahead of her,
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a life to enjoy
the pleasures of.
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Like with that gentleman
sitting there,
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who hasn't stopped
looking at you all night,
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and who doesn't look
too shabby himself.
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Lucrecia, he's a boy.
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I assure you that
he no longer plays with marbles.
267
00:15:45,126 --> 00:15:48,250
Hey, what other fantasies
do you have?
268
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,709
I want to do it,
but on top of a washing machine.
269
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:53,874
Really,
I know it sounds strange,
270
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,666
but it's the movement
and vibrations,
271
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:59,917
I don't know, I've learned
a lot about vibrators.
272
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,875
Sure, yeah,
yeah, yeah, I imagine.
273
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:05,874
Well, why don't we
go to the laundromat.
274
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:09,084
Don't say that.
275
00:16:13,084 --> 00:16:14,833
OK, it's your turn.
276
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:18,750
What would be your fantasy,
doctor Palomares?
277
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,959
Are you sure?
278
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,167
What?
279
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,082
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
280
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:34,125
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Our product is going
to revolutionize the world,
281
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:38,166
Our product is going
to revolutionize the world,
282
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:43,208
I mean, tell me, what is more
attractive than pleasure?
283
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,917
And what do you think,
beautiful lady?
284
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:50,542
Are there other ways
to achieve that pleasure
285
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:55,000
beyond using your product?
286
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,958
You can do this.
287
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:07,041
It's not difficult.
288
00:19:58,126 --> 00:20:01,124
OK, Arturo, give me a push.
289
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:03,709
And with drive, just in case.
290
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,458
Here I come.
291
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:41,833
What's that?
292
00:20:41,834 --> 00:20:44,124
- It's my resignation.
- Why?
293
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,207
Because of what
happened between us?
294
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,833
No, it's not about that.
295
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,874
My husband doesn't know
I work here.
296
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:51,916
He thinks
I go to embroidery classes.
297
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,916
Well, maybe if you talk
to him, you can work it out.
298
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:59,124
My husband doesn't
want me to work.
299
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,833
And the editor
of Panchita magazine
300
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:05,208
is threatening to tell him
that I work here and that
301
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:08,125
you and I have a...
302
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,624
close relationship.
303
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,833
But how does he know your name?
304
00:21:12,834 --> 00:21:15,001
You used a pseudonym.
305
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,040
Look, Martha, in this medium
and in the world,
306
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:20,791
you're going to encounter
thousands of obstacles
307
00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:22,040
to achieve what you want.
308
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,207
Don't give in to blackmail.
309
00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:26,874
No, he wasn't playing.
His threat was very serious.
310
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:28,874
I know how to recognize
a good feather,
311
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,541
and there aren't many.
312
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,874
So for the sake
of this magazine,
313
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,001
I can't accept your resignation.
314
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:39,833
Maybe I can get a fixed column
approved for you to write.
315
00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:43,458
You can choose the subject
and use your name.
316
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:54,082
Obviously, no one else
dared to do it after me,
317
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,082
so I have the record.
318
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:59,582
Well, yes, sweetie,
but you have to be more careful.
319
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,499
What would have happened if,
instead of your arm,
320
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,874
you broke your head?
321
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:05,917
But...
My little girl, what happened?
322
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,749
What happened?
Andrés, what happened?
323
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,708
She has to go to the doctor.
324
00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:13,290
Dad, she was just there,
can't you see the cast?
325
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,582
Matilde took her after
326
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,834
Arturito's mother
brought her over.
327
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,708
But where is Consuelo?
328
00:22:18,709 --> 00:22:20,082
Where is the lady of this house,
329
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,791
the mother of this child,
when something
330
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,875
like this happens, where is she?
331
00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:27,999
Matilde, please call her,
this is serious.
332
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,750
Go.
333
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:32,208
Don't worry.
334
00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:36,082
Want to play something?
335
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:41,667
- I can only play mummy.
- I just wanted to help you.
336
00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:45,208
I never imagined
that so many women
337
00:22:45,209 --> 00:22:46,708
would attend the conference.
338
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:49,624
But they really don't know
anything about their own body,
339
00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,917
much less what an orgasm is.
340
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,958
Did you know that almost
none of my patients
341
00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:57,249
have ever had an orgasm?
342
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,249
Really?
343
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:01,583
Tell me about
those statistics, please.
344
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,749
What if you give
a talk on female anatomy?
345
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,833
What?
I haven't prepared anything.
346
00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:12,416
Come on, say yes, please.
347
00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:13,165
It would be great,
348
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,374
it doesn't have
to be anything elaborate,
349
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,416
something simple,
just to close the event.
350
00:23:16,417 --> 00:23:19,332
If you want,
I can help you review.
351
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,040
Yeah?
352
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,541
And how are you going
to help me?
353
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:24,165
I don't know, we can practice
over and over again.
354
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,083
And are we going
to practice a lot?
355
00:23:27,084 --> 00:23:28,124
A lot?
356
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:30,166
And what are you going
to talk to me about?
357
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,416
I don't know.
358
00:23:31,417 --> 00:23:33,083
We can talk and talk...
359
00:23:33,084 --> 00:23:34,416
You taste like chilaquiles.
360
00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:36,792
And why is that?
361
00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:42,375
Olga.
362
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,750
Look.
363
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:58,624
Wear this to cover up
that souvenir on your neck.
364
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:02,001
It's not what you think.
365
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:10,125
It looks like
it was an intense night.
366
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,458
I want details, OK?
367
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,125
All the details.
368
00:24:14,126 --> 00:24:15,874
Where is Consuelo?
369
00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:17,207
Don't tell me she fell asleep.
370
00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:20,040
I don't know if she's sleeping,
but she isn't alone.
371
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:23,417
- What?
- You know how she is.
372
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:35,208
You know, I was thinking
about the washing machine.
373
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:39,041
Yeah, especially all
the logistics, it's not easy.
374
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,417
Not easy?
375
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,999
We can simplify.
376
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,041
I have some idea.
377
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:55,082
Until very recently...
378
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,291
I can't hear!
379
00:24:57,709 --> 00:25:00,834
Until very recently,
380
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,125
I believed that the legend
381
00:25:04,126 --> 00:25:08,333
of the orgasm
was just that, a legend.
382
00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:11,332
But, when Joaquín,
383
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,417
may he rest in peace...
384
00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:14,582
When...
385
00:25:14,583 --> 00:25:18,208
- Since I started...
- I can't believe it.
386
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,125
Since you had one,
387
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:24,208
believe me,
now she knows it exists.
388
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,709
Honestly, yes.
389
00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:33,958
And although it is better
to feel it than to study it,
390
00:25:33,959 --> 00:25:35,041
today we have a guest,
391
00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:38,916
a doctor who is here to talk
to us about the female orgasm
392
00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:42,082
and how important
it is to know our body.
393
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:45,917
I introduce,
Dr. Fernando Palomares.
394
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,583
Thank you, thank you.
395
00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:59,625
Good morning,
ladies, how are you today?
396
00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:02,833
Well, I know
that this is a topic
397
00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:04,000
that is rarely talked about,
398
00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:05,541
however, what I always recommend
399
00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:08,249
is that it be talked
as natural as possible.
400
00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:11,000
What the hell
are you doing here?
401
00:26:11,001 --> 00:26:13,000
I came to inform you
that Cecilia,
402
00:26:13,001 --> 00:26:14,582
your daughter, had an accident.
403
00:26:14,583 --> 00:26:16,499
- What?
- A double whiskey.
404
00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,084
Is she OK? What happened?
405
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:19,999
She's at home.
406
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,416
She broke her arm
playing in the street.
407
00:26:22,417 --> 00:26:23,833
Matilde had to take her
to the hospital,
408
00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:27,624
of course, because her mother
has more important things to do
409
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:30,792
than being at home
with her children.
410
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,166
I'm going to call her.
411
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:34,249
No.
412
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:36,541
First we talk, then you call her
413
00:26:36,542 --> 00:26:38,208
and we go home.
414
00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:41,042
A drink.
415
00:26:41,209 --> 00:26:42,416
Tell me,
416
00:26:42,417 --> 00:26:45,124
do you really think you're going
to beat me with a conference
417
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,958
of repressed spinsters?
For God's sake.
418
00:26:47,959 --> 00:26:51,209
How kindly you speak
of your customers.
419
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:56,125
Is that why you came alone
to spend the weekend?
420
00:26:57,458 --> 00:27:00,042
What other reason would I have?
421
00:27:03,041 --> 00:27:04,834
Another one.
422
00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:07,208
What happened
to Cecilia is your fault.
423
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,874
A woman has to be at home,
424
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,083
not at conferences.
425
00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:11,083
Consuelo, are you aware
426
00:27:11,084 --> 00:27:15,041
of the damage you are causing
this family with your decisions?
427
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,457
Just one question,
428
00:27:16,458 --> 00:27:17,624
where were you
429
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:20,333
when Matilde had
to take Cecilia to the hospital?
430
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:23,500
Working, where else?
431
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:25,624
Well, I'm also working,
432
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,374
and I am not going
to apologize for doing so,
433
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:30,916
and I am not going
to let you manipulate me
434
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,749
into feeling bad.
435
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,709
That Consuelo no longer exists.
436
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:44,000
I'll get my things.
437
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,290
Ready, Mr. Fernando Palomares.
438
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:51,041
Are you paying
with cash or card?
439
00:27:52,709 --> 00:27:53,916
What?
440
00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:56,374
Aren't you going to say goodbye
to your special guest
441
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,999
at the conference?
442
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,374
I'll have time later
to thank him for his talk,
443
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,000
but right now the only
thing that matters to me
444
00:28:02,001 --> 00:28:04,166
is getting back
to see my daughter.
445
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:40,250
Theresa!
446
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,750
Forgive me for coming like this.
447
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,083
Needed to see you.
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