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Oh my god, dude.

I don't even know what to expect from this girl. One minute she's angry, she's

ready to like... Well, I mean, I'm in a better mood now. I should call my

boyfriend up and be like, yo.

Yeah? What's cracking?

I'm in a car with a long dog. You want to call him and we can call him and I'll

talk to him?

What do you mean, like right now? You want me to call him?

Let's wait, let's wait, let's wait. Okay, because I can call him.

Nothing exciting is happening yet, though.

I could just call him, you know, later. Yeah, but it's not like doing anything.

I think it's like he might, is he really in love with you or what?

Pretty much. He always, like, whenever we fight, he always tells me, you know,

really thought you were the one, da -da -da -da, all that bullshit, you know,

dramatic stuff. It's like, you know. Does he say that while he's having sex

your butt? No. Or does he say that?

No, actually, he's too scared to stick it in my ass. Because that's usually

I would say it. You know, like you're doing anal on a girl and you're like,

you're the one.

No, actually, he's too scared. And then once that shit gets too expanded, you're

like, you're not the one anymore.

That's disgusting.

Once he can fit a midget in it.

My shit stays tight, okay? So it doesn't matter.

It's all good.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. I'm having so much fun.

So, no, what happened is he tried it, and then he got scared. No, he didn't

to try it at all.

Like, I've done it before I even got with him, you know what I mean?

And we used to always talk about it, and he'd always be like, you know, I want

to try it, but I'm too scared.

And we tried it one time, and he just couldn't do it. He was like, I can't do

it. Dude, what do you think? He's a pussy.

My boyfriend is a pussy.

What do you think about anal, dude?

I like... I'm sure you do. You haven't even seen that dong

fully extended, dude. That thing's like a fucking missile launcher, dude. Can

you imagine that guy putting that ginormous thing in your butt?

In my foot? I don't know about that. You'd fucking tear that ass up.

Ginormous things in my ass.

Like a fist?

No, I don't do fistings. That's, like, one of the only things I don't do.

Oh, yeah, not even. You wouldn't even let a guy just, like, throw his own fist

in there. You can't. You can't. I've tried having... Dude, it's not normal,

dude. I wouldn't fucking do that shit.

No, it's not normal for people to do, like, two dicks and one pussy. That's

happening. You watch a lot of porno, do we?

I do, actually.

That's another thing that my boyfriend doesn't like. He hates the fact that I

like porn.

Oh, yeah, you watch. I watch a lot of porn. Like, I'll be in front of my

and I'll have my headset on, and I'll just be listening, you know, and I'll

start giggling because I think it's funny. You know, some porn is funny.

And he'll be like, what the fuck are you watching? And I'll come, and I'm like,

what the fuck are you watching that for? You know, one day you're going to end

up doing it. And I'm like, no.

No way.

Oh, my God. It's not even the same thing.

It's not even the same thing.

What, porn?

No, watching it and doing it. It's like two different things, I would think.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

But he always knocks me for it. Show me the toasties.

I already did.

Can I see the toasties again? I'll show you one toasty.

No, I want all the toasties.

I am like a spoiled child.

There you go. Oh, my God.

Can I ask you a question?

Do you need money living in that joint, or is that you pretty, like, good? Are

you working?

I actually just quit one of my jobs. Well, actually, like, the first job I

out here.

Yeah.

Because I think I might be going back to California, but right now, it's kind of

tight trying to make ends meet. You're tight trying to make ends meet? Well,

yeah, that too, but... Hey, don't act like you get my little inserts.

Don't get it. Oh, okay, I'm sorry. Don't. You play dumb. Yeah. Dizzy

Yeah, you're the dizzy blonde girl.

Yeah, dude.

I like dizzy blonde girl.

Akira.

Akira!

even spell my name. Can we see your butt?

Oh, yeah, dude. Nice belt. Look, she has a belt just like you, dude. Are you

wearing your belt?

Yeah, I see me there. Do you have it on?

Oh,

fuck, dude.

He has the same fucking belt.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he has the same belt, dude.

He wears that shit with pride.

Wait, what happened to your butt? I was showing you my butt. Through jeans?

I can see that every day when I walk on the street, girl.

Oh, come on. Oh, come on, you.

Come on, you.

Come on, you. Come on, you. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Right.

Come on. Oh, come on. Let's see it. Come on. My ass? Come on.

Come on. $20.

Oh, yeah, dude.

All right, come on. Give me $20 and then I'll do it. Are you serious?

I'm fucking with you. Let's just see it. I didn't see the money.

He doesn't mean anything by that, okay?

Okay. Oh, my God, dude.

You would have gotten a really big... Oh, dude.

What was that?

Nothing. One of his teeth probably just fucking cut into your skin. No big deal.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, show me.

Oh, my God.

Kyra, you got a nice butt.

Thank you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, yeah, dude. You can put the money in.

Insert the dollars.

I like that little scream. Look at your ass, Kyra's.

Kyra's? Oh, my God, dude.

Kyra, your butt is fucking incredible.

That's right. I want to crack that shit open.

Holy shit, coconut style. Look at the $20 bill, dude. That's awesome. Oh,

That's awesome.

Oh, yeah.

Use your powers, Akira.

Are you saying that this, when it's hard, is really big?

That doesn't hurt. No, no, it's just a little. That really amazes me. Oh, my

God. Dude, you haven't even seen this guy's length yet. You have to see this.

You seem like a cool girl. We can show you without you freaking out and saying

that we forced you, can't you?

What? Right? Yeah, good. Great.

Go ahead and say you're doing it on your own will.

Just check it out. I am checking. I'm inspecting it. No, get it hard, though.

Look at it hard. I want to show it to you. I think you're really cool. We want

to share this with you.

Share this with me? Yeah, I mean, shit.

It's not often you can pick up a fucking person and just meet them and be like,

hey, you want to see an enormous cock and have them be cool with it? Usually a

girl would be running out of the van right now. Come on. That's true, though.

I just want to see it hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it hard. Let's check it out.

I'm just, it's weird in my mouth.

Is

that

thing growing or what?

It's kind of scaring me a little bit.

Everything will be fine. Just click your heels together and say, I want to go

home.

And maybe it'll happen.

Oh, my God.

Damn.

That's ginormous.

I mean, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Well, let's see how much I can take. Come on.

Yes, please.

Damn. Damn.

Pretty incredible?

Yeah, that's, wow.

That's big.

Like... How many... You were trying to

stick that thing down your throat.

I did. Watch.

I'll watch.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, eat that thing.

Oh, man, that's all I can take.

Oh, come on. Spit on it and lube it up and shit, and then try to take it all

Oh. You want him to fuck your mouth?

Fuck my mouth, huh? Would you like that?

You want to do that? Yeah.

You want to do that.

Hold on. Let him meditate on it and see if he really feels like he should.

Oh, that's nice, dude.

Oh my god, dude.

Oh my god, it's my mom in the next car.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, dude.

Just kidding, that's not my mom.

I was like, wait a minute, that would be really funny.

But then again, it's not your dick that's getting sucked.

Take

that

hand off, honey. Let me see it fucking raw.

Okay, hold on.

Oh, my God. She's going to prepare.

All right.

Use the Shaolin powers.

The game of death.

Don't Filipinos have any superpowers or anything?

What do you mean? You guys can't throw fireballs or anything like that?

No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You can suck dick pretty good. We have tits and... Good sucking

power?

Well, yeah, I've mastered the art of deep verdicts. I guess you do.

Yeah, let's master that art.

Yeah,

kill it.

That whole dick is in front of her right now. Oh, my God.

You are just destroying this dick.

Ha ha ha ha!

I'll tell you what, I mean, we'll give you some money just so you can get the

fuck away from your boyfriend who's a prick, seems like. Oh, yeah?

I mean, you name a price, we could probably work something out. It's not,

not saying I'm buying you, I'm just saying... Like I'm a hooker?

No, no, no, nothing like that.

No, I'm saying like, like, no, nothing like that, dude.

I'm saying like, you know, you name a price.

Just to get away from your boyfriend. How much do you think you need to get

from him? And we could probably help you out with it. I mean, we're going to

have some fun here anyway, you know.

We're not enemies here, are we? We seem to be having a good time together.

True.

You know?

But... Look at it as an opportunity.

So what, like, give me, like, 300 bucks for the passport?

Yeah. No, lie.

I'm not lying. I'll give you 300 bucks.

Really? Yeah.

I guess that's doable.

Yeah, and you want to do the little fucking, we can do something?

What are we going to do?

You know, like, fuck the pussy.

Fuck the pussy?

Pussy.

Pussy.

We fuck in the mouth, we fuck in the pussy.

I'd rather have my pussy.

Yeah, let's fuck that pussy then.

Yeah? I need to get all my... That's good.

Lollipop. You know, my boyfriend doesn't like it.

I'll tell you what, we'll deal with him in a little bit.

Yeah?

Give me these legs out.

Break this fucking thing.

Yeah, dude

Dude Spider monkey that fucking ass

Say kill it. Oh, come on, kill it. Come on.

Oh, get in there, Kiera.

Let me see that.

What happened? Oh, fuck.

Busted out, dude.

around on that bucket

Yeah, ride that dick, baby.

Lean forward for me.

Let me see it. Oh, yeah.

Just like that, dude.

That's my mate.

The LLC, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Honey, let me see the pussy.

Let me see it. Let me see the fucking asshole, too. Let me see everything.

Oh, yeah.

Filipino fucking fat ass.

That's it. Yeah.

Oh,

my God.

What? You called me? Yeah?

Say, I love it, Uncle Sanchi.

Say, I love it, Uncle Sanchez.

I love it, Uncle Sanchez.

Yeah.

Yeah,

split it open, dude. Give her the sushi thiam roll.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's better than tofu, you know? Fuck!

Yeah!

Let's call up that fucking boyfriend.

Yeah? Yeah, okay. What's his name? Juan Carlos?

Juan Carlos.

Let's call him up.

I'm going to fucking talk to him. Yeah, pound her pussy, bro.

Bite her monkey, that shit.

Hello?

Yeah, I'm talking to your girlfriend. Here, let me talk to her. Hello?

What's up, bro? Fuck! Yeah, your girlfriend, Kira, I have her here.

Don't get mad.

Oh, fuck you. Come on. She's getting her fucking ass slammed. Yeah, come on.

Like that, like that, like that. She's getting her fucking organs turned inside

out. Her fucking ovaries are ready to pop out her fucking mouth, bro.

Think it.

We're going to give you the fucking Cuban roll.

Come on, that fuck.

Don't get no realer than this, bro.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Scream my little Siam roll.

How was that?

Good. Yeah, how do you feel?

Good. Busted out?

Mm -hmm. Busted like a joint? Mm -hmm. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Fuck, you want some cum in the face?

Mm -hmm. Going in the face?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

She wants the sauce, bro.

Get that head up. Let me see it.

Right in the fucking forehead, dude.

In la cabeza, dude.

Yeah, bro.

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