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Yeah, then I have a watch party for
Curtis' new show tonight, but I'm

it's going to be so bad.

No, really?

Yeah. I mean, his character was fully a
woman, and then they just made her a gay

guy without changing any lines.

Well, that is how you guys talk.

I mean, not you, but the fun ones.

Also, are you sure that Lucas doesn't
want to walk with us?

He's been, like, ten paces behind us all
morning.

Oh, no, he's in this new miniseries
about a gay serial killer, so

he's hunting me right now.

Hunting you? Funny, right? He's actually
playing one of the most prolific gay

serial killers of all time. He's this
sociopath who used to chop his victim's

penises up into little pieces and then
eat the pieces.

So I take it, still not having sex?

No, he's not even really sleeping over
now, for my safety. This is so

terrifying. Yeah, but it's for his art.
No, I mean you. You're terrifying.

Oh, it's our new...

Stepdad? Holy shit, you just called us
now?

Hi, Daddy.

Brooke, hi. I was just calling because
it's your mom's birthday tomorrow. And

she said the only thing she wants to do
is have a normal family dinner at

Applebee's. Like you all used to in
Ohio.

No security, nothing.

Sorry. She's a billionaire and she wants
to eat at Applebee's? The food is vile.

LOL, that is legit impossible.

She needs security if she's going to eat
at the Applebee's in, what, Times

Square? They'll need to pre -screen all
the diners, shut down Midtown. Plus,

with you, you guys will be swarmed. How
does she think this can happen?

She said maybe we could just ask
everyone to be cool, like, really

Be cool?

Listen, we all know this can't happen,
but she seems really desperate, you

And I kind of want to do something nice
for her since we've just been on the

Marvel plane having sex for the last
month.

And that's a bad thing? So I think I
figured out a way to give this to her.

guys free tonight?

I mean, I just have to pop out early for
a friend's watch party, but... Sure.

Great. I'll text you the address.

Well, isn't it just the Applebee's in
time?

Up he hung up.

Aw, and wait.

Maybe the show will be good. I mean,
Curtis is funny.

Yeah, totally.

It could be good.

Yeah, maybe it'll be good.

It'd be great if it was good.

Yeah.

Okay, we need to talk about this. Hi, y
'all.

day in the industry.

You're three hours late. Yeah, sorry.
I've just been brainstorming ways I can

use the P network.

For good. I was thinking maybe an
interview series where my mom sits down

new powerful woman each week.

Malala. Greta Thunberg.

Malala. You started with Malala. Also,
this took you three hours. It actually

takes my breath away thinking about all
the good I'm now going to do for people.

Nay.

That's great. But first, we have a
situation.

Chase and Pam broke up. Wait, what?

Yeah. Is it public?

Yeah, we tweeted it.

We still love each other. We've just
grown apart since 18 days ago. No, fuck.

Julie, I want to help women.

My birthday back, I can't send a woman
to the woods.

Sorry. What's this? Well, you know how
it goes. They broke up, it's out there,

and now Pam does simply have to go live
out the rest of her days in the woods.

No, I know how it goes. Wait, we don't
know how it goes. Yeah, Chase and I

up, so now I have to live in the woods?

Let's just show them the video.

What?

Coming, coming.

Can I do it back?

Yes. Can I, uh... Okay.

You're just coming in. Sorry, on a tight
sketch.

You get a lot of street noise in here.

Sorry, who and why are you... Sheila,
I'm here to record your ADR for Wind

Weaver. Didn't anybody call you?

No. The fantasy show I shot in Croatia,
is that coming out?

Yep. Whole thing's dropping on Netflix
next week.

They'll beat me how they get it done in
time.

Why? Is something wrong? All I know is
post is up.

Fucking mess.

We've got no mix, no color. I'm not even
supposed to be doing this, but the post

-soup quit this AM, so voila.

I am not kidding.

When I say that everybody on this show
except me is crazy.

So, I'm in another bad thing? Okay,
here's the thing we need.

I've seen this place before.

In my dreams.

And I pray he's here.

The wind weaver.

The one who weaves the wind.

Onward!

Man, this show is not for me.

Anyway, you got it? No. Sorry, what am I
recording? My character literally never

speaks in this scene or ever. I was
basically an extra for eight months.

Right, so you know how everyone in this
show goes on these little quests?

Well, in the edit, they realize that you
can never tell where the fuck any of

you are. So they're having people ADR
extra shit like, oh, look, we're here

or, oh, we've arrived at this place,
hoping to hell they can make it make

quick. So, over your back, after the
main guy says onward, they want you to

say, yes, onward, ho, to the port city
of Gargool.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Okay. Ready?

Yeah.

Sorry, what is this?

It looks like an orientation video.

Hello.

If you're watching this, it's because
you broke the heart of a beloved pop

with millions of fans and are now
moments away from being docked to death

them. Wait, what?

But don't worry.

That's where we come in.

Welcome to New Beginnings. At New
Beginnings, we provide a safe haven for

like you.

Girls who have been forced to leave
society because their names, addresses,

social security numbers have all been
posted online by their ex's fans.

Fans who love their pop star and now
hate you because of what you did to him.

Here, you'll live a simple life, but a
good one. And no hate mail can reach you

here because there is No mail. New
Beginnings is completely off the grid

on any map. All to give you peace of
mind that no teen girl will ever find

kill you. Also, Sunday is craft day.
Okay, no. Pam isn't living in the woods

because a couple of my fans are mad.

Yeah, and we said the breakup was
mutual. Why would they blame me? Now,

at this point you're thinking, we said
the breakup was mutual.

Why would they blame me?

Simply put... You're the girl.

Maybe if you were Rihanna, I'd be fine.

But if you're watching this, you're
probably not Rihanna, so... Woods it is.

No, no, I'm just gonna go home to Iowa.
This will blow over. And by now you're

thinking, I'll just go home to Iowa.
This will blow over. But if you're this

in, your home has been set on fire.

What? No, it hasn't. I'm Googling. And
by now you're Googling. But trust me,

it's on fire. Oh, God. It is.

Do I have to go live in the woods?

Onward!

Yes, onward, ho, to the port city of
Gargoyle. No! No, that is off.

Think, Sheila, God!

I haven't had time to go to the doctor
in years, but something is definitely up

if you catch my drift.

Is the drift a brain tumor? Oh, they
want you to sound like you're on a

so let's just do it again, but this time
bounce up and down while you do it. Oh,

okay.

Onward, ho, to the... No, fuck!

Something's still missing?

What did they want?

I don't know. I know it was something
stupid.

Oh, oh, the teeth. They want you to wear
the little elf teeth. Oh, my God.

Hank would have killed me if I forgot
the teeth.

Did he quit, too?

I have worked on a lot of shows, but
this by far is the worst.

Cool, cool.

Um, have you heard anything about this
new Paramount Plus show, Girlies? Oh,

God, I heard that show's a dream.

I would kill to be on that show. So,
Rotten Tomatoes -wise, we talking what?

Like 90, 92 % fresh?

Maybe it won't be so bad. This one girl
taught herself woodworking. No, no, no,

this is insane.

Why didn't you guys tell me this could
happen?

Well, we tried, bud, but you said you
wanted to be treated like an adult. Make

your own decision, remember?

Okay, well, to be fair, you did release
my album on the day of the insurrection.

Oh, my God, enough of this shit.

You want to be an adult.

Here's the truth. God, no, Shulie, no.
We didn't release your album on the day

of the insurrection.

Your album was so bad, I created the
insurrection.

What? Don't be mad, bud. You're just...
You're not that great of a singer. You

suck. I mean, you're cute, but you suck.

And it's wild that you don't know that.
So in order to distract from your album,

I spent months radicalizing people to
storm the Capitol on the day it dropped.

Chase, I'm cute.

Oh, my God.

It was that bad?

Shit. I don't want Pam now to go to the
woods because of me. There's got to be

something we can do to help her. I mean,
my whole thing is helping women,

starting today. I mean, there is one
thing we could try.

Huh? Something that might make all of
Chase's fans team Pam.

What is it? I'll do it. Well, I'd
usually only do this after a divorce,

need to make you.

A bad boy.

Okay, we're back on set at five. Wait, I
don't understand why we're on a lot.

Like, I've shot here before.

I know, this was supposed to be a normal
family dinner at Applebee's. Oh, normal

family dinner at Applebee's.

That's 37, that way.

Wait, what?

Oh, my God.

All right, everyone.

My servers, my diners, Pat should be
here in five. Thank you all for doing

If everything goes smoothly, we should
be able to give Pat Dubek a nice, normal

dinner with her family, huh?

All right.

Holy shit. Uma Leo recreated an entire
Applebee's for her?

This is insane.

Hey, welcome, Pat's children. Yes, we
have you right here at the hero table.

Sorry, so this is like a full
production?

All of you, you're...

You're actors. Yep. Simu's goal is to
give your mom the normal dinner she

actually can't have anymore. Which
reminds me, guys, in reality, Pat would

swarmed in a place like this. So unless
you were Katrina, your job is to ignore

her. Don't look at Pat. Don't talk to
Pat. As far as we're concerned, Pat

doesn't exist.

Wait, so she doesn't know?

This is all fake. Isn't that fucked?
Guys at the bar.

I guess I hope this works.

I mean, I do think mom needs a normal
night, or at least to feel like she can

still have one.

Oh, hey, such good news about Curtis'
show.

What, is it bad?

No, I said good news. It's 100 % fresh
on Rotten Tomatoes.

What? 100 %? Yeah, I mean, only one
review is out so far, but it's rich.

Yes, yes, that's amazing.

I just need to run to the bathroom real
quick. Okay, places, everyone, places.

And remember, you're at dinner, so have
fun, but also it's Applebee's, so there

should be some deadness behind the eyes,
kind of like we could have eaten

anywhere. Why did we choose here? Here
we go.

Huh.

No.

A delightful romp? Oh, my God. Curtis'
bad show is good?

Oh, hi. Sorry.

Okay, okay. Pat here. And action,
everyone.

Whoa. It looks so real.

And we are here. Ta -da!

Surprise.

Just a normal family dinner at
Applebee's, just like you wanted. But

And with no security?

Well, I called ahead and asked everyone
to be cool, just like you suggested.

What, really?

I mean, I told you that could maybe
work.

Oh, Brookie! Carrie!

Isn't this wild? I'm in Applebee's!

Happy birthday!

Simu just asked everyone to be cool for
the night. Yeah, such a good idea.

Yeah, Simu Liu is such a good daddy.

You know I'm like three years younger
than you, right?

I just can't believe it. No one's
looking at me or taking a picture.

Everyone's just talking to themselves
and saying peas and carrots a lot. Peas

and carrots.

I guess we'll have to order those.

Anyway, hooray. Let's start this normal
dinner. Okay.

Wait, Carrie, is that your boyfriend
with a knife behind the bar?

Oh, good. I wasn't sure if he could make
it. And yes, he is in character as a

serial killer, so he will be stalking us
all night. Just ignore.

Okay, that's fine, I guess. And at least
everything else is normal.

Oh, yay!

Chase is here!

Hey, everyone.

Just wanted to hop on here and tell all
my fans to suck my dick. That's right.

This is how I talk now. So if you're my
fan, you're a bitch and you suck.

Oh, no.

What's going on? Why does Chasey look
like that? Don't worry, he's just

pretending to be bad so his fans will
side with Pam in the breakup and not try

and dock her to death. Yes, otherwise
Pam goes to live in the woods.

Yeah, and I really don't want to do
that. No, I can imagine.

So yeah, we won't. I am actually doing a
very good thing for another woman. And

other than a couple Instagram lives, we
can still have a totally normal family

dinner. Anyway, idiot, imagine trying to
share a life with all this.

Guess it'd make sense if you guys sided
with Pam, because that's the new tattoo

on my ass, I think.

God, I feel so weird acting like that.

Oh, hey, Mom, happy birthday. Oh, thank
you, cheesy.

And you promised me all those are fake,
because they're awful, honey. You look

dead. Mom, they're awful on purpose.

Peter picked them out. Yeah, yeah, I
worked very hard to find the extra right

bad one. My fave is probably this one
right here. It simply says, piss.

Yes, I can see that it does say piss on
my son's hat. And this one here is a

piglet, but with tits.

And then under his arm is Eeyore, but
with tits. And on his back is the day

dad died. I'm sorry, how's that one bad?
You didn't let me finish.

With tits. Bing bong.

Anyway, very nice to meet you.

Simu, Liu, you take good care of my
Patty, okay? Sorry, can we please stop

talking about tips? I'm just trying to
have a nice, normal family dinner.

Absolutely. You got this. Hi there.

My name's Katrina, and I'll be your
server this evening.

Oh, nice to meet you, Katrina.

But I think you should know I'm actually
an actor.

Wow, wonderful. You know, my son Carrie
was the server while he was trying to

make it, too. And now he has, and he's
so happy.

Girlies is positively charming.

Anyway, I am going to have your big fat
steak, please.

And I don't see it on the menu, but I'm
going to have a piece and carrot that

everyone's talking about. Sometimes at
the same time, on top of each other.

Okay, I guess sounds good. Let me go
check on those.

Okay, good.

Carrie, do back up. There you are.

What? Honey, who is this now?

Wait, what are you doing here? Also, how
did you find me? We need to redo your

ADR. Apparently someone lost the drive.

Not sure if he told you, but his new
show is almost.

People don't even want their names on
this show. Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to

that. So it's like for sure bad still?
Okay, here are your teeth. And they said

that you didn't really sound like you
were on a horse last time. So maybe...

This time you can just hop on somebody's
back and ride them like a horsey. Oh,

you can ride me like a horsey, bud. I'm
absolutely not doing that, seemingly.

No, no, no, don't be ridiculous. I'm an
actor, okay? I totally get ADR. Plus,

Marvel pays me to stay jacked all the
time anyway. Pretty sure I could take

weight easy. What are you, like, 110,
115?

Seriously, ride me, Carrie. Wait. Ride
me. Can we at least go outside where

quieter? You mean Times Square?

Right.

Outside is Times Square.

Sure is.

So I guess I have to do it here.

Not a prob.

I will just cover you with this sound
blanket.

Okay. Whenever you're ready, go ahead.

Yes.

Onward. Ho.

To the port city of Gargool.

Aw, Carrie. Now both you and Mom have
ridden the star of a Marvel movie.

Uh -oh. Brooke, we have a code red.
What? What's wrong? Uh, comments are

in about Chase's new vibe and his fans.

Freaking love it? What? But he's vile.

Oh, my God. Chase is so sexy now. I love
Chase's tattoos because a body's

hottest when you can't see it. What? I
never got Chase's appeal before, but now

I want to bleep his bleep bleep. Honey,
please.

Shh. I'm getting room talk. And his fans
are also madder now at Pam?

Oh, no. They are? How could Pam break up
with Chase when he is this hot? We

should kill Pam by tomorrow's end. Also,
I know for a fact Pam's aunt worked at

Kaiser and Modesto. Maybe kill her, too.

IDK, just spitballing. Fuck! We forgot
that everyone loves a bad boy now. Like,

it's actually hot and good to be ugly
and bad. It's okay. The problem is just

the boy part. He shouldn't be a bad boy.
We need to make him a bad dude.

Yes! No. Chase, come with me.

Don't worry, Pam. We're still going to
help you. It's what I do. Okay. All set.

Great.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Thank you, sir. You made an excellent
horse.

Fuck this fucking kid.

And she ordered peas and carrots, but we
don't have that.

Okay, I'll just send a PA to the store
and buy a bag of peas. God.

I think there's a whole group in
Williamsburg. Can someone put me on a

cash form, please?

Also, I still do think she should know
what's going on. Hey, Curtis.

Hey. I was just calling because I'm not
sure I'm going to be able to make your

viewing party anymore.

Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. It's just I have this dinner
for my mom, and I thought I was going

to be able to pop out, but now it just
feels a little rude. Okay. But, hey,

congrats. On the show. I wish I could be
there.

Yeah, I mean, if you can't make it, then
you can't make it. Yeah, I know.

Are you okay?

You just seemed a little upset when...
No, no, no, I'm totally fine.

Why don't you just go back to your table
now?

Okay.

Is there a printer in here? No, no, no.

I mean, this is an Applebee's in Times
Square, so who knows what people do in

here. Okay, bye now.

Okay.

Hello, Pat.

Hey, did you see the sad news about
Curtis' show? Yes, I know. It's 100 %

Okay, what are these reactions? I said
sad. The rest of the reviews came in,

like 95 of them, and they're all bad.

That first review was the only good one.

Oh, no.

Really, what exactly do they say? Like,
um...

Hi there.

I just wanted to apologize for my
family. I feel like we're making quite

scene tonight.

Oh, um, he's in care.

But here you are trying to run a normal
establishment, and my family comes in

and acts insane.

So I want to pay for everyone's meals.

Oh, um, using this machine.

Oh, yeah. You can just run it in front
of me. I'll just wait here while you do

it. Yes, sure.

I'll do that now.

Okay, you're all set.

Sorry, I just saw you slide the card on
nothing and say bee -boop with your

mouth. I'm sorry about her. She's new.

Anyways, hi, Ms. Dubeck. I am the
general manager, and I'm actually on the

with Mr.

Appleby's right now. He wanted me to
tell you that everyone's meals are in

house tonight in honor of your birthday.

Thank you, sir.

I just told her, sir.

Ta -ta, sir.

Yeah, there's no need to pay at all. You
can just head back to your table.

All right, so that was Mr.

Applebee? Yeah, Mr.

Randolph Applebee.

Anyway, enjoy your family dinner. Your
food will be right out.

Okay.

Thank you.

Oh, here's a good one. Here's a good
one.

Entertainment Weekly calls it dismal and
embarrassing.

OK, W. Make it personal.

Oh, and Vulture wanted to know, was this
character a woman? And they just turned

it into a gay guy last minute.

Yes, they did, bitch.

Shrug her, Vulture. Oh, my god.

Flowers for me?

Hey. Oh, Carrie.

I thought you couldn't come anymore. Oh,
no.

I figured it out. Hooray!

Happy Watch Party, everyone!

Yeah, I just had this little dinner
thing for my mom, and I wasn't sure I

pop out early, but then I thought about
it more, and I was like, I can pop out

early. Gotta be here to support your
show, right?

Go fuck yourself, Carrie.

Wait, what?

before i know this is gonna sound crazy
but i i just i feel like something's off

oh sorry hi jc wait what is this what
are you wearing hey

mom i'm here to challenge you to box me
live in las vegas this saturday and

guess what mom i'm gonna kick your
freaking ass what is this real honey i'm

boxing you you heard it my mom's a
coward

It's working. People are commenting that
Chase seems deeply unwell.

Yes. Oh, thank God.

Wait, you're also saying Pam must have
done this to him? What? Before Pam left

him, Chase would have never tried to box
his mother in Las Vegas?

Oh, my God. This country hates women.

He almost got a laugh.

Fuck. So bad boy was nothing, and now
bad dude's not enough, which means we

to make him a bad man.

Someone I, as a woman, could never
support.

Okay, Chase?

Listen closely.

Sorry for all this chaos, ma 'am.

Peas and carrots. Peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots.

Peas and carrots. Mom!

Mom! Hey!

Is everything okay?

I think something weird is going on in
here. Have you guys noticed?

What? Seems pretty normal to me. Yeah,
this is actually one of the most normal

experiences I've had in a restaurant.

I just, there was some weird dummy in
the bathroom just now. And also, I don't

know if you guys noticed, but
everybody's been raving about the peas

carrots, but no one's actually eating
the peas and carrots. I don't even think

they have peas and carrots on the menu.
All right, here we go. First things

first, our famous peas.

And carrot.

She was just wondering about those. I
bet.

Oh.

Okay. And here's your steak.

I guess, bon appetit.

Back with the rest in a sec.

Okay.

I'm so sorry for acting crazy a second
ago. I don't think you have peas and

carrots. I'm sorry, guys.

Mmm. Wow.

This steak is truly mouth -watering. I
mean, it's like the best steak I've ever

had in my entire life.

So I guess I just have one question.

Yeah? Where the fuck am I? Mom!

Curtis! What?

Wait. Wait, hold on. What did I do?
Carrie, I'd like you to leave.

What? What are you talking about? That's
insane.

I'm... I'm here to support you. No,
you're not. You're not here to support

If you were actually trying to support
me, you wouldn't have bailed when you

thought my show was good and then shown
up once you knew it was bad.

What? That's not what happened. I was
literally at a dinner for my mom and it

felt rude to leave early. But you did
leave.

So what? What stopped you from feeling
rude?

I think you saw the first Rotten
Tomatoes review and everyone posting

and got jealous the show was good and
you couldn't... to come anymore.

And then when the bad reviews went up,
you did feel like coming.

You think I went through all those
mental gymnastics?

It's actually sad that my friend would
think that I would do that. I'm not sad

that I know my friend did that.

And I never would have jumped to that
conclusion last year. But this year, I'm

jumping to it, because I do. I do think
that's what happened. Well, it's not.

I haven't even checked Rotten Tomatoes
once all day.

Well, then show me your phone.

What? Open your phone and show me the
last page on your browser.

Sir, can you repeat the question?

Where am I? Where the fuck am I? Hey,
sweetie, just calm down. Mom, you are a

very famous woman holding people at
knife point in an Applebee's.

You. What is going on here?

Hello, talk to me.

They told us not to. What?

Who's they?

Who is they?

Don't worry, nobody can talk about any
of this. They all sign ideas.

Who did?

For what, Simu?

Okay, Mom, why don't we just take a
breath and enjoy your nice, normal

dinner? Why is nobody... I'll talk to
them.

Uh, hey, Pat.

Oh, shit. We're not in Times Square, are
we?

My God, none of this is real. What are
you talking about? Babe, of course it

Hi, everyone. I just wanted you all to
meet my new girlfriend, Beverly.

What? Chase has a new girlfriend?

Okay, no. So this is not real. The two
of us met at church.

That's right. The Lord gave her to me.
And the thing that I love most about her

is the way she looks at me, the way she
worships me, and the way she'll provide

me with strong, healthy sons.

No, stop it, Chase. What are you doing?

This isn't normal.

None of this is fucking normal.

No, Mom, this thing with Chase is
normal, so we don't have to send Pam to

woods. Remember?

Yeah, it couldn't be more normal. No,
no, this isn't right. Where am I? Oh,

babe. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no.

Brooke. Oh, my God. We're inside.

Brooke. Brooke. It worked. We got our
first hashtag team Pam. We did? Yes. Oh,

my God. Ew. What is this Christian shit?

Thank God Pam got away. This is cringe.

I guess I'm hashtag team Pam.

Oh, my God. We did it.

I did it.

Yep. You came up with the most bad man
there is.

A good man. I don't have to go to the
woods.

I did a good thing.

I did a good thing.

Holy shit.

Stew back.

I can help you. No.

Get away from me.

I did try to tell you, girl.

So come on, let's see it.

Okay, you know what? No, I'm not showing
you my phone. I might have porn up. Oh,

Mike, we both know you don't have porn
up.

Fuck.

Fuck, Gary.

I just, like, wanted you to be fucking
happy for me as my friend.

But you can't. Like, you, like, can't be
happy for me.

You didn't want to come tonight because
you were worried I was getting

something, that I was going to have a
win. That's not true. I want you to have

wins. I helped you get Gay Minute and
Age Net Worth Feed. All I do is support

you. You support me when I'm below you.

You're happy for me when I'm below you,
not when you think that I might be your

equal or, God forbid, above you.

And you're in luck because my show
sucks, so back below you, baby.

So what? You just think I'm a monster?

I...

I tried to be patient, but we don't hang
out anymore.

And when we do, it is only about you.

And then last month, when we came to
your movie, you wouldn't even get a

afterward because you said you had to
sleep.

I did have to sleep.

Okay.

Okay.

Um, you know what? I'm 35 years old, and
I want good friends in my life.

And I have good friends in my life,
and...

I don't think you're one of them now.

So, um... Yeah, I want you to go.

Okay. I guess... I guess I'll go.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, my God. Okay, now I lost the drive.

Here are your teeth.

And which one of your friends wants to
get on all fours so you can ride him

a horsey?

I just...

I really thought I was having a normal
family dinner. And I was excited. I was

so fucking excited.

Pat, baby, that's why I did all this.

Yeah, we thought it would be nice for
you to feel normal for a night. Well,

guess what?

This was the least normal thing that's
ever happened to me in my entire fucking

life. I can't believe you did this to
me. Told you.

I just, I can't do anything anymore. Do
you understand? Like, I can't go eat. I

can't. Take a walk. I can't date a
normal person without being a burden.

Hey, you were never a burden, sweetie.

No, I was. I know that I was.

I'm sorry.

That must be so hard.

Yeah, that must be so tough, Pat.

Yeah, and now the only man I can date is
Marvel Simulio. Like, Marvel Simulio is

the only type of man I can be with.

Okay, can't say I feel bad for you on
that.

I mean, for the last month, all I've
been able to do for my safety is sit on

private jet and get eaten out nonstop by
Marvel Simulio. Like, that's my whole

life. Yeah, I do think we should just
move off of the whole Marvel Simulio

stuff. Yeah, I'm not sure you realize
how you're coming across. Oh, who gives

fuck, Katrina?

You signed an NDA, honey, so you can't
say jack shit about how I'm...

Coming across. And Simu doesn't even
know what he's doing down there. So

Wait, what?

I just... I just feel like I can't be in
the world anymore.

Like I've ruined my life. I've ruined my
whole life.

Do you want to go for a walk?

No.

I just... I want to be alone.

I'm not mad.

I just want to be by myself.

Mom.

Wow,

this burger is actually good.

It should be. It's Peter Luger.

I guess cheers to a truly apocalyptic
night for our family.

I know. Hope mom's okay.

Aw. Me too, bud.

But, hey, at least we helped Pam.

It's not nothing.

Totally. It just sucks because everyone
does think I'm bad now.

Like, everyone's just saying really mean
stuff online.

Oh.

Fuck. I mean, duh, but shit. Hey, did I
miss it?

How'd it go?

Bad, man.

Went real bad.

But, hey, congrats on 100 % fresh.

What? Is the Wind Weaver review up?

No, like 200 reviews are up. I guess
because it's good they decided to post

early. They're saying it's a legit
masterpiece.

Holy shit.

My dad's show is good?