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Help!
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My nachos!
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Hey, baby girl.
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How you feeling?
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Maybe ready to go back to work?
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Not that I want you out of the house.
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I mean, at this point, I don't think I
could fall asleep without the sound of
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you sobbing. You just broke my heart.
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And now I'm the most sad anyone's ever
been.
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Well, maybe going back to work will take
your mind off it.
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Or even doing something simple like
changing your underwear.
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Hey, let's at least do the underwear
one.
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I can't. I just want to watch TV.
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You've watched everything on TV.
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HBO, Hulu, Apple.
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It's all been watched. I was thinking
about checking out Peacock. I like the
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font on their main page. Okay, no. You
need to get out of this house now.
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Maybe find Shulie. Go hang with Shulie.
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The thing she says to me, we're not
okay.
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He was like, you got a problem. You're
supposed to sit down and talk to me. Can
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you believe that? He's a bad man.
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So you're not here to work? I'm not
ready.
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Oh, and then he was like, I want a
partner who's honest.
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OK, Ted Bundy. Listen, Brooke, I need
you to leave, because I'm busy and you
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smell violent. It's not true.
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It's not.
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Why don't you go see what Carrie's up
to?
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Go hang with Carrie.
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Like, seriously? Seriously, the
narrative is that Lance is this lovable
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goofball, but behind closed doors, he
calls you the F -word all the time. That
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does sound like him, but maybe you
should go find Mom, because I'm at
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right now.
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Carrie, we're ready for you. And sorry
about that smell. Jeez, I don't know
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that is.
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It's the nacho! No, it's not.
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Harry, we are thrilled you came in
because we want to talk to you about the
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offer of a lifetime, a powerful gay role
in Disney's next film.
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Whoa, really?
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Because my boyfriend just got nominated
for a Tony for an important gay role
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he's doing, so it would be nice to also
tackle something meaningful for the
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community. My last few roles have been
whatever.
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So I'd love to not just act, but make a
difference.
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I think that's been the problem. Well,
then this should be perfect for everyone
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involved. So, as you're probably aware,
our wildly successful Haunted Buddies
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franchise has gotten some flack for not
having any queer characters. But we at
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Disney are committed to fixing that
grave mistake now.
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Yes. So, in addition to our beloved core
characters of Wolfie, Vampyra, and Dr.
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Bag of Bones, for Haunted Buddies 4, we
are adding... Globby.
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That's right.
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Globby will be the Haunted Buddies'
first ever openly queer character.
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Sorry, so this goo is homosexual?
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The goo is homosexual.
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That's incredible.
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Yes. Now, very cool.
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And how exactly is he gay?
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Because he sort of just looks like a...
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Sexless, green snot? Great question.
Because we've also gotten some flack for
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saying a character is gay and then not
really showing it. Which is why, in
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Haunted Buddies 4, we're including a
groundbreaking scene where Vampyra opens
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the door to Globby's bedroom, and we see
Globby in bed with another glob.
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Which is huge.
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I mean, for Disney to include a scene as
unapologetically gay as this? Right? I
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mean, two globs in bed? It doesn't get
more gayer than that.
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No. Yeah.
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It's just, how is that visual gay? The
two globs in bed. Like, did the other
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glob talk and have, like, a male voice?
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No, but if Globby was straight, when
Vampyra opened the door, then he'd be in
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bed with a human woman. But he's not.
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He's in bed with another glob.
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So he's gay.
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No. Right.
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Right.
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I'm like, he's not even a doctor, Mom.
He's a nurse.
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Which, not to be whatever, but gay much?
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Which has to be the root of this. It's
not that I'm wrong. It's he's gay.
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Yes, Brooke. But I can't talk right now
because I'm taping an interview for CBS
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Saturday morning.
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Sorry. Yeah, I'm going to need you to
get up. You are very much in the shot.
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don't be sorry.
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It's Lance who should be sorry.
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Just, he really hurt me.
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You know?
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Push in. What? But I am finally ready to
break my silence and then music would
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be in here. Because if I can help even
one woman... Now pan down to my hands.
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No, do not pan down to her hands.
Stephen, can you... Okay.
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I'm so sorry. She's just having a really
hard time. But I promise if you'd met
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her 30, 31 years ago, you'd have really
loved her. All right. Let's just pick it
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up from the next question.
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Okay. Okay.
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So, tell me, Pat.
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What is it like being a single woman
again? Well,
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I am trying to get back out there, but I
have to say it's been a little hard for
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me. I mean, I have a security detail
that follows me everywhere.
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I can't eat in restaurants like normal,
so it just makes dating a regular person
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tough. They don't all like that.
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I just need to find a person who isn't
bothered by fame. Someone more like me.
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Wait.
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Someone more like...
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Me? This is what I've been saying.
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Lance, what's the problem? A strong,
powerful businesswoman can't be with a
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simple nurse.
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Hello? Julie, I'm ready.
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To come back to work? No, to date. Who
is the most powerful businessman you
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know? Set me up with his boss.
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So... Gay globs are attracted to other
globs, and straight globs are attracted
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to human women, so Globby just being in
bed with another glob is inherently gay?
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No, you get it. Exactly right. But look,
I think we're getting a little in the
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weeds here.
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Globby the glob is a proud, queer sack
of mucus.
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And in this movie, we see him in bed
with another proud queer sack of mucus.
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since this is our first film with such
an unapologetically gay scene, we're
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doing a massive press push to let the
whole world know.
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Oh.
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You are? Yes. So if you're in, it will
be a bit of a whirlwind. I mean, the
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media's going to have a field day with
this. And you and Globby will basically
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be the face of the whole movie.
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So the question is, do you want to be
the face of a whole Disney movie?
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The face.
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Whoa.
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For all the press. Mm -hmm.
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You know, I can sort of see how that
logic makes sense.
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Yeah, yeah. Like, Zobby's gay because
he's in bed with another glob.
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If he was straight, he'd be in bed with
a human woman. And, sorry, I'm just
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remembering the human woman of it all.
And it does make sense.
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Okay, wow.
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This is actually beautiful.
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Vampyra opens the door, and they're in
bed together. That is important.
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And unapologetically gay.
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And I'd be the voice of it?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm the voice of Disney's first ever
unapologetically gay character?
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Okay. Yes.
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I am in. Thank you so much. Thank you so
much. And I am actually free if we
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wanted to start press now.
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I mean, sure.
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Globby haunts with the rest of the
buddies, but then there's this thing
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and I was actually skeptical of it at
first, but it's just unapologetically
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and it is an honor to be the face of it.
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And I think once the movie comes out,
audiences are going to see this
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incredibly relatable queer character in
Globby. You know, he's out, he's proud,
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he's a collection of dust particles and
snot.
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I basically demanded Disney give me this
role. I mean, I really do think that
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Globby could do for movies what Pose did
for TV, hopefully. Sorry, it makes me
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emotional talking about it.
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If I could have seen a character like
Globby when I was younger, it really
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have changed my life.
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I wish my dad were alive to see Globby.
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Penthouse. Brooke.
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Hey, come on in. Wow.
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Don't mind if I do.
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I'm your genius.
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So, this is the place.
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I see.
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God, it is... It's so nice to be dating
a powerful business person like me.
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Oh, thank you.
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My ex is a nurse, so I think that just
led to this huge disconnect.
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Anyway, what's it like being a tech
billionaire?
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Oh, he'll tell you all about it.
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Sorry,
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you're not my date? Oh, no.
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He's your date.
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Look how high I am.
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Oh, I'm so fucking high.
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Hello up there.
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I'm Brooke.
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Aren't I so, so high?
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No, yes. You are very high.
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Yes, I am.
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Sorry, the date of rock climbing?
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Just Tim.
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You're here to watch. Don't let her come
up.
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Stop her. It's okay. It's okay. I'm not
coming up. I am not coming up.
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Jesus.
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Yes. Time. Time. And that's how you play
celebrity, bitch. Oh, my God. Okay.
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All right, sit down, sit down.
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I'm so glad you could come tonight. I
haven't seen you in forever. How are
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things? Oh, so crazy.
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All this Globby press has been insane.
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I haven't had a chance to come up for
air, like, all week.
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Oh, wow.
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And then today Ted Cruz tweeted about
Globby and said Haunted Buddies was
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disgusting, so now I'm in the center of
this Twitter firestorm, which is so
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stupid. Oh, I hadn't seen that. Yeah, I
guess it's... What comes with being a
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leader in the community now.
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Okay, Carrie's turn.
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All right, Carrie, let's go, Carrie.
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60 seconds. Okay.
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Okay, ready? And go. All right, come on,
Carrie.
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Um, Pat.
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Okay, all right.
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Um, Pat.
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Oh, oh, um, James Franco was in a movie
about him. What? I don't know. Give me
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more.
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Okay, how many do we get? Well, out of
30 names, you could only describe Sandra
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Bullock. So, one.
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Ah, sorry. I'm a better guesser.
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So...
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No, we were both trying to date people
more like us, so... What hell are you
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No, I'm on a private plane with Simu
Liu.
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Sorry, like Simu Liu from the full
Marvel universe?
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Yup, he reached out after my big
interview.
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We actually have a lot in common.
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I mean, he has more security than me. So
he just really gets what it's like to
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be famous.
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Which is what I need in a man.
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Marvel plane right now headed to a huge
fan convention in Malaysia, and then we
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go to Japan, and then I think Stockholm?
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I'm not sure. I'm basically just
traveling the world with Simu Liu.
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Wait, have you two had sex?
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Yes, we have. He's an excellent lover.
Plus, he's in really good shape. I think
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because he has to work out every 45
minutes, or Marvel is legally allowed to
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him down and recast him. I can't believe
this. But he does spend a lot of time
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on the jet for safety.
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We haven't?
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Really been outside and dazed. Cool.
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Anyway, yeah, my date's really great,
too.
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Yeah, he's a really sweet, salt -of -the
-earth kind of dude.
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I should actually get back to him, so...
Bye -bye now.
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Bye. Who was that?
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Did you tell him how high I am?
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Yeah, sorry.
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I really need this to work, so do you
think that we could maybe do something
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together? Like, maybe where I can
actually see your face?
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Is this better?
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Fuck! I mean...
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Yes. I told my doctor to give me the
biggest lips of any man and the highest
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eyebrows. And he sure did.
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OK, OK. This person is gay. Ellen, MPH,
Ben Platt. No.
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He's a writer. He's an activist. He
wrote Go Tell It on the mountain. Oh,
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Baldwin. Yes, that's right.
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This. Oh, my God. OK.
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This queen is a full star.
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Ben Platt, NPH, Ellen. No. And for the
last time, not one of us put Ben Platt,
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Ellen, or NPH in the bowl.
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OK. OK.
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She's got great skin.
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And she's on a bomb new Paramount Plus
show. Oh, Curtis is hot.
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How is your show going?
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Well, um, we're shooting episode five
right now, and it's good. It's good.
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You know, working with Ashley Tisdale is
a little tough, though, because she's
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not so much a scene partner as she is a
scene adversary. Oh, my God.
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They want me on the news right now.
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What? What?
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Yeah. Yeah. To talk about all this anti
-gay globby backlash?
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So dumb.
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Anyway, I should do it. Just because I
don't want to let the community down,
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since globby has weirdly become this...
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queer icon or whatever yeah i'm
surprised globby wasn't in the bowl oh
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that would have been embarrassing yeah
no all right will you guys keep playing
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um i'm just gonna go zoom into the news
in the other room oh and if you guys can
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keep it down to a whisper that'd be
great okay he
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he's really a sweet guy anderson hello
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So, you like the restaurant?
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I ran out the entire place just for the
two of us.
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I beat you.
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Yeah,
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very cool. A true perk of dating a
successful business person like me.
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Actually, my ex was a nurse, so he... A
nurse is nothing.
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How much good can one stink a nurse do?
I'm building hundreds of hospitals.
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Oh, you are?
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That's impressive.
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Good for you. Yeah.
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In the metaverse.
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So you're not building hospitals.
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Oh, there's a playground out there.
Quick, time me on the slide.
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Time you on what now? I bet you I can
get down it faster than that stupid
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fucking baby.
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Yeah, I bet you can.
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Sorry, are we still on a date? I just, I
would really love it if you could help
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me make this even a little more
successful.
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Just because my mom is on a full private
jet with Simu.
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Private jet?
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I can top that.
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What? How can you top that?
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Oh, my God, we're in space.
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I'm the highest man alive!
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Curtis, hi. Hey, it was so good seeing
you the other week, even though you were
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mostly on the news.
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Yeah, sorry, this whole thing has been
so crazy. I've barely been able to come
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up for air. Yeah. Hey, listen, do you
want to get dinner with me and my
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tonight? You know, spend some actual
time together?
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I miss you.
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Oh, sure, yeah.
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And then my premiere is actually
tonight, so afterwards you should all
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that.
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Oh, um, yeah.
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Okay, sure. Yeah. Wait, hold on, Patty.
How much longer do you think this will
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take?
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A few hours.
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I still have to add globby to the
bottom.
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Damn. Okay, Curtis, I'm actually not
going to be able to make dinner, so I'll
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just meet you guys at the premiere. And
heads up, Westboro is now going to be
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protesting there because they saw me on
the news.
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So stupid.
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Anyway, I will see you guys there
tonight.
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Yeah, okay.
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Bye. Bye.
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Sorry, I think we now have to go to the
premiere of Haunted Buddies 4.
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, hi, honey. I was just calling you to
see how all the dating is going.
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I mean, absolutely not as good as you,
but hopefully tonight's guy is better.
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How's jetting around the world with
Simu?
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Oh, I don't know. It was pretty fun at
first, but now I'm kind of having a hard
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time.
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I don't really know where I am or when I
am anymore.
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The sun just keeps rising and setting.
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Like, I think it's tomorrow and
yesterday.
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Ma 'am? And I told Simu we could maybe
eat a meal together off the jet if we
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both wore the prosthetics. But Simu said
he tried that after Shang -Chi came
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out, but some Marvel fans still knew it
was him.
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How? I guess one of them had started
living in his wall, so she heard the
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Marvel fans are not well, Brookie. Well,
other than that, it sounds great. So
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just relax and enjoy yourself. You
are...
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Insanely lucky.
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No, you're right. You're absolutely
right. I am lucky.
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I'm lucky.
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Oh, I gotta go, hon. Seymour's doing a
panel in Tokyo, and our security team
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said I can go as long as I'm completely
hidden, so they're gonna zip me up into
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a suitcase so I can watch.
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Or at least listen.
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Okay, well, have fun.
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Bye. Bye. And say hi to Streeter for me.
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Brooke? Okay, damn.
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I'm liking the look of this.
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Although, I know that you're an app
developer or whatever, but you're not a
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billionaire, right? Just a humble
millionaire.
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Yes, I'm just a millionaire.
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Okay. But not just one million, right?
No, I have more than
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one million. Okay, cool.
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Not to be rude, it's just...
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Having only a million dollars is
actually kind of poor.
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Okay, Jane.
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Now you have to buy me a Coke.
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You know, I have to say, this is a
historic night. We at GLAAD are just so
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excited to see Disney's first ever
unapologetically gay scene. And we are
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to demand that scene be taken out of the
movie.
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Take it out! Leave it!
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Take it out!
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Leave it!
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Oh, great. There you are. You're late.
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00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:23,610
Yeah, that's because you just added this
to our already scheduled dinner.
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Sorry, we know, but we're here now.
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Okay, are you guys ready to step into an
absolute inferno? Let's hold hands.
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Wait, I'm sorry, are we walking the red
carpet? Yes.
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Hello, Globby Nation.
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Me and my friends are here to say that
we are not afraid of today's protest
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because we are all.
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strong gay men i'm actually bi uh and i
don't use gay i got this okay let's all
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get in for a pick and say we're here
we're queer we're globby
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okay please that inside the premiere
will begin all right time to watch
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history be made jesus christ hi and yeah
i mean i did
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just get out of a 10 -year relationship
that ravaged me emotionally, but now I
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am single and loving it.
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And I gotta say, I really love how both
your lips touch when you chew. It has
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been very clutch visually.
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00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:26,460
Thank you. I was actually at the same
restaurant a week ago with a full
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billionaire and his lips looked like two
fat slugs had fallen asleep on his
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face. And he took me to outer space.
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It was...
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Not good.
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What's with these billionaires? It's
like the split second they get all that
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money, their brain just seeps out of
their skulls. I think that's literally
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happens.
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So, yes, I am glad you are not one.
365
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,760
Oh, that's worth calling, which is
weird.
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00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:55,700
I don't need to take it. No, go ahead.
It's fine. And I will head to the little
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girl's room to freshen up so we can move
this back to your place.
368
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,430
Wait, what's that?
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00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:14,650
What are you saying, Ted? Oh, my God.
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00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:16,750
Our app sold?
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Our app just fully sold?
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Right this second? Okay.
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Back to my millionaire I go.
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Hi.
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00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,670
Wait, where did... Yes!
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00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:34,450
Look how high I am! Wait, what the fuck
is going on?
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I'm a billionaire, baby.
378
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,190
What?
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00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:43,679
I'm confused.
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00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,639
Oh, my God.
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00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,740
We're not going back to your place
anymore now, are we? No, we're going
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somewhere even better.
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00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,880
We're going to... I'm in space!
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00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,920
My fucking God.
385
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:59,100
It's worse than we said, Vampire. We
must hurry. His weapon will soon be
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powered. We are running out of time.
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00:22:01,340 --> 00:22:02,680
All right, here it comes.
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00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:03,900
Is it right after this?
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Bobby,
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let's go. We're late for the mission.
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00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,460
Okay.
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00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:21,510
Yeah, tell me when.
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00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:23,830
What do you mean, that?
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That was it? Were you not watching?
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00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:29,270
Wait, what did he say? He said that was
it.
396
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:33,350
What was it? He said it already
happened, but when?
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00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:34,590
And also where?
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00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:35,890
I don't know, he said it was before?
399
00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,750
Yeah, he said it already happened. He
said it happened.
400
00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:39,590
Wait, uh, Carrie!
401
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:42,370
I'm hearing the scene happened?
402
00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:46,850
What was it? Sorry, we just want to tell
people we support it. Wait, shit, we
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00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:49,310
missed the scene? We all wanted to throw
eggs at you.
404
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,300
The movie's still happening.
405
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,820
Yeah. How do we chase that?
406
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:57,500
No, wait, can we pause it? I want to get
to the bottom of this. Yeah, maybe
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00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,920
let's bring up the lights. I'm just so
confused.
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00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,220
Yeah, bring up the lights.
409
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,880
Sorry, help me out here.
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00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,860
Where was the unapologetically gay scene
you've been telling press about?
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00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,460
I mean, I don't know what else to say.
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00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:14,600
It was right there.
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00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:18,920
The two gay globs in bed together. That
was it? What?
414
00:23:19,340 --> 00:23:22,740
How are we supposed to know they were
gay? Nothing about this scene was gay.
415
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,880
Yeah, huh? I mean, if Globby was
straight, he would have been in bed with
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human woman.
417
00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,820
What?
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00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:33,580
That's like glob logic that none of us
could possibly know. Wait, so you're
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saying in this universe, straight globs
are attracted to human women and gay
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00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,280
globs are attracted to other globs?
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00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,100
Yes?
422
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,540
So how are glob babies made?
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A straight glob has sex with a human
woman, and that makes a baby glob? But
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wouldn't that be a half -human, half
-glob? How are full globs made? Oh,
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00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:01,040
good call. You know what? If you guys
want to take the scene out, it's fine.
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00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,880
dude, you can totally leave it in. Sorry
we got so riled up. It's not your
427
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,480
fault. There was actually more to the
scene.
428
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:12,640
But Disney, um, they cut it.
429
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,320
Oh, oh, okay then.
430
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,780
That makes sense. Disney does suck. What
was cut? What was cut?
431
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:27,000
My glob sucked the other glob's dick.
432
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,580
What? In a kids movie? No, I'm joking.
433
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800
I'm joking.
434
00:24:32,140 --> 00:24:39,140
But what was cut was... You know what?
You guys must be famished from all
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00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:42,840
that protesting. So what do you say you
all go get dinner?
436
00:24:43,260 --> 00:24:44,260
I mean...
437
00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:50,250
i can eat you like pizza yeah hey i'm
i'm mark by the way hey i'm terry sorry
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00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:54,090
ladies and gentlemen please be patient
we will have the movie back okay
439
00:24:54,090 --> 00:25:00,070
great that's 48 and 49.
440
00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:06,770
oh we're right above ohio where i used
to live yuck so lucky you got out of
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00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:07,770
there
442
00:25:22,410 --> 00:25:24,170
Oh, look, a rocket heading back to
Earth.
443
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:26,310
I wonder who's on that.
444
00:25:26,890 --> 00:25:32,050
Yeah, I did it! I was so high! I am
better than all other men!
445
00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:36,070
Me am the most man! Oh, my God, shut the
fuck up!
446
00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:39,250
I cannot believe I have been...
447
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,060
and ride a dentist's chair to space.
448
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,660
Like, what is this for?
449
00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:00,700
You don't have to do as much good as a
nurse or whatever, but my God, y 'all
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00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:01,840
just do no good?
451
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:05,020
I do good. I've already drawn up plans
to build dozens of schools.
452
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:06,640
Oh, you have?
453
00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:08,060
Yeah, in the metaverse.
454
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,320
Jesus Christ!
455
00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:13,680
You all just have all the money and the
power and you do nothing.
456
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,140
You do nothing.
457
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:19,740
And? Aren't you like me?
458
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,680
I mean... I thought so, but clearly not.
459
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,240
No, I mean, you're a manager. You
represent Pat Dubek and Chase Dreams,
460
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,760
don't they have, like, a billion dollars
together?
461
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,820
Yeah, I mean, they probably do, but...
And you represent them, which means that
462
00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:35,820
you have power and you have access to
their money and power.
463
00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,680
So, what are you doing with all of it?
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00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
Oh, my God.
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00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:45,280
I didn't need to leave the industry to
do good.
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00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,920
I can do good using...
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00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,149
It's Brooke.
468
00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:01,450
You are not going to believe this, but a
straight man actually just taught me
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00:27:01,450 --> 00:27:05,210
something. And I think I might be ready
to come back to work. Oh, good.
470
00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:10,150
Yep. Starting tomorrow, I am going to
revolutionize the entire industry.
471
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:15,530
I am going to use my power for good.
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00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,190
Hold up. Wait.
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00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,210
Are you... Are you okay?
474
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:40,530
What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,
they really did cut more gay stuff from
475
00:27:40,530 --> 00:27:41,509
the movie.
476
00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:46,030
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I'm sure
they did. Oh, my God. Wait, did
477
00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:47,970
still egg you? Oh, no. Glad didn't.
478
00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:49,610
Oof. Yeah.
479
00:27:50,950 --> 00:27:55,470
Um, hey, would you want to get a drink?
I feel like it would be good to talk.
480
00:27:56,090 --> 00:27:57,310
Oh, thanks, but I'm...
481
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,840
Tired. I think I'm just going to head
home. Pass out.
482
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,540
Yeah. Uh, okay.
483
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,819
Night, Carrie.
484
00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:05,820
Night.
485
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,400
Oh, my God. My jacket.
486
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:17,080
You know, it's actually better that you
can't tell that Globby's gay because his
487
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,620
sexuality is beside the point on
purpose. And if you just give me one
488
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:22,960
cycle, I can explain how.
489
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,560
Yeah.
490
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:40,700
Too late too late
491
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,300
Cause this don't never stop. I hope you
hear me. I hope you hear me.
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