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Even though we're breaking up, we want
you to know this is not your fault.

You hear me?

Yeah, it didn't remotely occur to us
that this would be our fault. Yeah, I

assumed it's yours.

No, no, no. It was not Streeter's fault.

And we still love each other very much.
We just realized we're at different

places in our lives.

So now let's get back to the nitty
gritty. You all, of course.

Still live with your mother. We both
live on our own. But I will have custody

every other weekend. So I will pick you
up Fridays at 4. And I need you on that

curb right at 4 because that is my time.

Again, we are 33 and 35 years old. And,
of course, you each have a bedroom at my

new place. I decorated them specifically
for you so you feel nice and

comfortable when you stay at Daddy's
house.

So, what do you think?

Sounds a heck of a lot better than this
dump, am I right?

I'm kidding, of course. And if I ever
hear you bad -mouthing your mother, I

put the kibosh on that so fast your
heads will spin.

Now, give me a hug, you two.

We'll get through this.

Until then, just crying out on Daddy's
shoulder.

Are you crying, Curry?

Yeah, I'm crying.

Never been to the opening night of a
Broadway play before.

It's so cool you're dating one of the
actors. Lucas is doing such prestigious

stuff now.

Yeah, I thought it'd be cool, but then I
remembered prestigious when you're gay

means... Hello, good evening. Thank you
for coming to Eight Gay Men with Eight,

a poem in many hours.

And exactly how many hours is it? Why?

Oh, no, sorry, never mind. It's a very
important topic, and I'll be here as

as they want. Thank you.

Okay, but I don't understand what the
problem is with Lucas being in this.

this is just a third role where the two
of us can't fuck. Like, first he was a

teen virgin, then he was closeted at
Christmas. Now he has full HIV.

Okay, homophobic. It's not the 80s.
Everyone knows you can have sex with

who has HIV.

Yeah, but it sort of is the 80s to him.

I promise you, we can have sex.

It's not safe.

The doctors still don't know what this
is. Yes, they do.

It's HIV. It's fully treatable. Plus,
I'm on PrEP. We have condoms. And this

part is very important.

You don't have HIV.

Maybe I should stay at Streeter's.

Or maybe we break up with Lucas?

Meredith, hi!

I hate that I had to come straight from
work to this.

Oh, yeah. How's the new job?

Well, let's see, Carrie.

I've spent the last 30 days kneeling in
dirt. Nothing I've planted is remotely a

tree. And everyone I work with is...

So nice, I literally fantasize about
splitting their throats, which I know is

bad. I'm the wrong one.

So overall, not really working out. No,
Carrie, it's a full heaven.

My job is heaven. Man, how sexy is Cook
Brooke in her tree shirt? My little

shady lady.

Yes, that is what we women at work call
ourselves.

Hi, guys.

Hey, guys.

Oh, my God. Chase is here with Kiernan
Shipka.

That is so smart.

Hey, guys.

This is Kiernan. We're engaged.

Hi. Yeah, we're getting married.

Sorry, you're engaged?

Yes. Chase has been 18 for nine weeks
now, and it's high time he settled down

and had three to five children with a
member of the Hollywood elite.

Kiernan's part of that elite.

Right, Chase?

Yeah, yeah. Kiernan, hi. I am a huge
fan.

Such a great actor. Oh, thank you so
much.

What do you do? She plants trees for a
living.

So cute.

Do you want to pick with me? Oh, no.

I'd love a pick. We should get a pick.
Let's do it. Oh, come on. Get in here.

It's no problem. Let's go.

You're gorgeous. Thank you, Kiernan.
Thank you for this.

Everyone, please head into the theater.
The play is about to begin.

Kiernan, this way.

We're in the box seat. So everyone can
see you two.

Okay, great. I just, um...

Hi. Hi.

Gummy worm?

My team says I'm too hot for candy.

Oh, that's silly. Here, have one.

Oh, no.

I have to go.

When can I see you again?

Meet me at intermission.

Anon.

January 1981.

Central Park.

It's a sunny day, but with an air that's
crisp.

An air that... portends.

He didn't look so good.

You know I'm his manager, so I'm
responsible for every role he takes.

Fucking Reagan.

Janet, get Reagan on the phone. No, get
the whole damn administration on the

phone.

So, what is it, Doctor?

The medical community is baffled.

We just... We still don't know what it
is yet.

Thank you. We will now take a brief
intervention.

It's been a whole act, and they still
don't know what taste -out is?

I mean, that's fine. This is taste -out
however it's taste -out. Thank you.

Hey.

Hey there.

Just want to say hi.

I'm Lucas Lambert Moy's boyfriend.

Hey, Mike.

You must be so proud. Lucas' first big
prestige gay role. So proud.

But I was just curious what other roles
you might be circling for old Lukey. Oh,

man. We're taking so many prestige roles
from now.

First, there's obviously the movie
adaptation of this play. Oh, fuck no. I

been there, done that, right? You know,
I'd pass.

Then, there's this other drama we're
really chasing about a couple years.

version can't he play a counselor who's
actually closeted himself and because of

his beliefs never ever comes out of the
closet then kills himself oh my god is

there anything coming up that is
prestigious and gay but doesn't have

-stop trauma in it you know like the
character's just out and happy and loves

fuck there is one movie about porn stars
in the 70s it's adam mckay so still

prestige and there's a gay porn star in
it yeah They wanted Lucas or another one

of my clients for it, but I wasn't
really chasing it because it's just too

And like you said, no trauma.

He's just a happy, outborn star who
loves to take loads. But again, not

chasing. Oh, hey, Sandy, baby.

No, no, no. Please chase that. Call the
producers. I beg you.

Julie? Oh, what?

Julie, I need to tell you something
while Lance is in the bathroom. I know

want Chase to be dating Kiernan Shipka,
which makes perfect sense.

But I saw him making eyes at some normal
girl during the play.

No, no, no, no.

Chase is engaged to Kiernan Shipka. He
loves Kiernan Shipka. He wants to go to

Sundance and reveal on the red carpet
he's having a baby with Kiernan Shipka.

Then why is she standing all alone over
there? If Chase loves her, where is he?

I have to go soon. My papa's sister will
be looking for me.

No, wait, one more.

Would you rather?

Have one big toe or one big tooth.

This is the hardest one yet. I know.
Listen, Brooke, stop making up drama

to feel like a part of things. You're a
shady lady now.

Remember? No, seriously. It was a plain
girl. She was eating gummy worms. Hey,

what are you guys talking about?

Trees. Nothing but trees.

Okay, I think we gotta go, Aunt B.

Okay. Bye, Shoes.

Bye, Brooke.

Hmm. The air continues to portend.

This is a disaster.

I know. Chase can't date a normal girl.
Exactly.

Let's split up, see if we can find them
before this goes too far. All right.

He's crazy.

Hello?

Hey!

How's my favorite produce?

Mike?

Good to hear your voice.

Yeah. Yeah, this is my voice.

Just calling about this porn star role
for my client Lucas.

I know I wasn't chasing it because it
didn't have enough Trom Trom in it.

You do always call it that.

Anyway, I changed my mind and I am
chasing it now. So what do you say we

the role to Lukey Boy?

Sorry, Mike. I'm in an aid to play. I'm
stepping out to the bathroom now. No,

no, no. No, don't step out. You're good
where you are.

Okay. Listen, Mike.

I wish I had known sooner, but we're
stuck on someone else.

What, are you upset?

Are you seriously giving me the silent
treatment right now?

Or are you, are you, are you threatening
me?

Are you threatening me, Mike?

So, if I don't give Lucas this role,
you're going to tell people about the

You're going to tell people about the
girl and the boy on that boat?

It's a new low, Mike.

Fine. He can have it. He can fucking
have it.

Love to show it.

You're so cute.

No, you're so cute.

Chase!

Brooke. Oh, my God.

Okay. I'm sorry. I did not expect to
find you in a full bed, but much love,

little bro.

What are you doing here?

I just, um... I'm here because you two
cannot be together. I'm sorry, Chase,

whatever your name is. It's Pam. Pam
Snot.

Pam Snot? Is this a prank on Shuli?

Get dressed at once! Shuli. My God!

Just think what would happen if
Kiernan's team got word of this. I don't

about Kiernan Shipka, okay?

I care about Pam. Well, that's fucking
insane.

But if it's true, the best thing you can
do for her is never see her again.

Now back to your box.

And you, back to orchestra.

Oh, my God. I just got cast in an Adam
McKay movie.

Me, Lucas Cage.

No, he manages two Lucases.

Fuck!

I did it. I saved the day.

You okay? Where'd you go?

Oh, just a tree emergency.

I'm back now. Won't happen again.

We finally know what it is.

A great...

Big mystery.

Thank you for coming to 8 Gay Men With
AIDS, a poem in many hours.

How is this about the AIDS crisis, but
there was never any AIDS? Join us

tomorrow for 8 Gay Men With AIDS, a poem
in many hours, part two.

Hello, welcome back. Welcome back to
part two.

I feel like I've spent more time here
recently than I have at our house.

At least tonight we'll actually get to
AIDS.

Why does the screen on stage say Germany
1939?

I mean, if they feel that we need more
context before we get to AIDS, then my

God. Of course. Thank you. I really
appreciate it. You got it.

Hey, um, Lucas Gage?

Hello. Hey.

Um, just have a weird favor to ask. My
boyfriend is Lucas Lambert Moy? Right,

yeah, that must be tough. Yeah, between
the last couple roles in this play, we

still haven't been able to, uh...

Fuck. And he's going to die from his
sex. I was wondering if there was any

you might give up that porn star role so
he could have it. Because if he's

playing a horny, out, gay guy, then we
can't. Fuck.

I think I understand.

And I would love to help. I just, I
think I'm, like, perfect for that role.

Like, underneath these clothes, my body
is really good.

No, yeah, I know. I, uh, I Google.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, hey.

What's that? Hi.

This is Pam.

Jeez, what have you done?

Say hi to Pam.

Streeter, we have a cold ray.

He's here.

With Snot.

Whoa, what's going on over there?

Uh, how would I know? I was with you all
last night, except for that tree

emergency. Let's go watch the play.

Blink, blink,

blink strike.

Blink, blink, blink.

You deserve the rest.

Come on, you don't get to pick your

girlfriend. Hey, guys. Hey, kiddo.

How you holding up? About what?

Me and your mom breaking up.

Oh, that has not affected me in any way.
Okay, so I assume that we're talking

about how Chase can't date Pam? Yes, but
thanks to Chase, they've already been

seen together. Okay, I've been thinking,
and how about this?

She's a contest winner.

Yeah, there was, like, a contest to come
see a Broadway play through, like, Dan

and Yogurt or some shit, and she won.

Yeah. She's nothing but a silly contest
girl. A yogurt eater.

Bro, this is an excellent idea.

Homosexuals are like a... like a sort of
snake.

ass ate a white lotus i feel like you
should let other people have sex on

i mean if anything you should have to do
one of these now sorry no dice man okay

how about this if you give up the roll
i'll eat your ass or you can eat mine

so now you want me to give up a movie
roll and eat your ass

Okay, no, I'm not calling Pam a contest
winner. She's my girlfriend. Hey, be

realistic. You can't date a normal girl.

But I like that she's normal. We're not
just talking how it looks, so it does

look cray. We're talking if you break up
or... Well, why are we jumping to

breaking up? Oh, shit, it's almost
intermission and Lance will be up soon,

can try and sneak out during the next
act. Yeah, I would love that.

We will now take a brief intervention.

How do you breathe?

Good. Good? Good.

Good.

Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Is there
anything on earth I can do to make you

up this role? Sorry, man.

No. But it was nice meeting you. I'm
actually... I'm gonna duck out.

This place is just so long, right?

I'll tweet that you left.

I'll tweet that I saw you, Lucas Gage,
walking out of the AIDS play.

You wouldn't dare.

Really? I haven't fucked in months,
Lucas. Who knows what I'll do?

Your move, Gage.

Fine.

I'll just stay.

And watch.

Gentlemen, please.

It has been settled. We shall call this
land America.

Wow.

1776. We're more than 200 years before
AIDS even started.

Nope. I actually like that we're in
1776, and I'm so excited to see how it

connects back to AIDS.

Look, I want to be seen as an adult.
What do you mean? Your bare armpit was

Rolling Stone.

Yes, millions of girls, and let's be
honest, boys, have seen you as an adult.

my team.

I want to make my own decisions.

You don't think we make good decisions?
Truly, my second album was released on

the day of the insurrection.

Good point. Yeah, that was a full whiff.

Thank you for coming to Eight Gay Men
with AIDS, A Poem in Many Hours, Part 2.

Hey, here's another new channel.

Oh, uh, must have fallen out while I was
sleeping so damn hard through this AIDS

play. Oh, well, it makes sense.

Good thing the play's over now, right?

Join us tomorrow night for Eight Gay Men
with AIDS, A Poem in Many Hours, Part

2, Chapter 2.

What?

Sorry, I've got to work tomorrow night.
This is your job now.

Welcome back. Good evening.

Here we are, night three.

Which is fine, whatever they need.

Of course, I didn't say otherwise. I
didn't say you said otherwise.

Good morning, Luke.

We're in caveman times now. That's
right. This AIDS play is at the literal

of time.

So you've got to ask yourself, how does
this connect to AIDS? And more

importantly, when?

I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Yes, we will.

So, if Chase is going to be with her, we
need to be ready to tell the press

about her. Okay.

Well, Pam, why don't you tell us more
about you? Like, who is Pam?

Um, my favorite color is purple. Okay,
what if we kill her? Treat her? No.

Chase, what are you seeing, Pam? She's
kind. She's pretty. She makes me laugh.

Like, ask him what you asked me when we
first met. Okay. Would you rather poop

out your mouth or eat with your butt?
Oh, my God.

I guess eat with my butt.

The world is at once new and old.

Who is this woman now?

I don't even know what time we're in.

That's because they stopped doing times,
Lucas.

I think we might be in no time at all.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. No.

No. Streeter, listen.

If you eat with your butt, you can never
go to restaurants.

Final answer, poop out my mouth. But
then you taste poop every day? No,

your tongue is in your butt.

Chase, this is a disaster.

But I like the girl. Makes me think.

Brooke, shouldn't you get back inside
before Lance wakes up? Yeah, yeah, but

hang on. Like, your tongue is in your
butt now, right, Pam?

And now she's starting the cottage?

I think we're in for a day four, maybe
even a five.

How do you like the taste of that?

Okay, fine!

You can have the fucking part.

I just, I can't take it anymore.

I know it's important.

I've seen this so many times!

Shh! People are trying to sleep.

Fuck!

What's going on out here?

Oh, I, uh... I was just thirsty.

Yeah, and I came to get a drink of
water, and I ran into Julie.

Are you back in the industry?

No! No! I do good now, remember? I love
trees.

Don't lie.

You can tell the truth.

Okay, fine.

The truth is...

I'm having sex with Shuley.

Yeah. It's a Holland Taylor, Sarah
Paulson thing.

Am I Holland Taylor?

Okay.

Okay. No, wait. Come on.

No, wait.

No, come on. I just... No, don't worry
about it. Lance, I... It's all good, B.

Look, I was having sex with Shuley, but
it's over.

It's in the past.

It's all good, B. Lance!

Welcome, welcome back to day four.

You know, my boyfriend's in this.

Yeah, he just got cast in a movie, too.

Not sure when it films, because he's
always in character, but I'm going to

into his email tonight to find out. Then
we can finally have sex.

Picket, ma 'am?

Maybe it's because I've been here for
four days, but that made no sense to me.

Yeah, no, it does make sense.

Good afternoon.

At today's performance, the role of
Larry will be played by Rob Monk.

because Lucas Lambert Moy is shooting a
film. Thank you so much, and enjoy the

matinee. Wait, why is it today?

Shit, it's only two scenes.

Sorry, do you know where he's shooting?

Well, actually...

Okay, I'm

not getting ready for this eighth play
until you talk to me.

Like, I don't know what you want me to
say, all right? Me and Shuli were

sleeping together, and I... Oh, God,
just shut the fuck up!

What? Enough with the lying. Just
fucking stop it, okay? Please.

Okay.

Fine. Okay, I just... I have been
embarrassed to let you know this,

but... I don't like trees.

What?

I don't want to do the tree thing.

Okay? I don't care about trees.

And it makes me feel like there's
something wrong with me because all

people that I work with fucking love
trees. But it's just not in me or

something. Like, I think I hate trees.

Okay. Who gives a shit? If you don't
like trees, then find something else you

like. But that's the problem.

Okay? I already did.

Like, I liked being a manager. But then
the last few years, everyone started

trying to find something more meaningful
to do, but I had just done that.

Being a manager was meaningful to me.

Like, I liked it. I was fucking good at
it.

Then that's great?

No, it's not, because I can't do it
without feeling judged all the time. By

Who's judging you? You.

You're judging me.

Whoa. Whoa.

What? Quiet all around.

Lucas!

I'm coming to fuck you, baby!

And cut!

No! That's a cut! No, no, no. Please
tell me Lucas Lambert Boy is not

Holy shit. What the fuck is this?

I'm totally normal. My boyfriend is just
always in character, so I'm coming here

to have sex with him real quick before
he wraps this role and goes back into

this other role where we can't. Actors
make me so sad. But you're in luck. The

director may need to go one more time
after lunch. He's going to watch

to decide.

Yeah, great.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, this is bad.

Yeah, you can't use this.

Let's just go again after lunch.

He's happy.

So that's lunch and a picture wrap on
Lucas Lambert Moy.

No.

Sorry,

buddy. But I have to ask, what exactly
was the plan here?

I had a text with my boyfriend.

Yeah, but then what? I mean, doesn't it
suck to never be able to talk or connect

with him in any way?

I don't know. Could be wrong.

Oh, my God. Are you serious right now?
I'm judging you? That's what you're

telling me? Yes, like nonstop while
you're off doing all your brain surgery.

First of all, that's not remotely what
nurses do. And I've told you a thousand

times, I don't judge what you do, B.

Jesus with this shit.

No, no. Yes, yes, you do. You do judge
me. Like last month, remember, at the

bar, when you and your friends were all
laughing and you said that my job can be

a little dumb sometimes.

And I quote.

What? Okay, if I did say that, I was
probably just agreeing with you. Also,

jobs can be dumb sometimes. Well, you
did. You did say it, and I just, I can't

unhear the judgment in your voice. Oh,
my God!

Give me a fucking break, dude!

You don't feel judged by me, Brooke. You
don't. And you know you don't. You have

judgment on yourself, and you're making
this about me.

I have been nothing but supportive of
you. You say you want to be a manager. I

say, hell yeah, that's great. I love my
girls a manager, but then you don't

believe me. So then you say you want to
do trees.

I say, great. Hell yeah, girl, do those
trees. And then you're mad at me for

supporting the trees. It's like I can't
fucking win with you. Because you never

should have let me do the trees, Lance.

Like, you know me better than anybody,
and yet you let me quit a job that I

to go plant fucking trees.

You kept saying it's what you wanted,
and it's not my fucking job to make you

honest with me. Okay, well, that is a
very interesting point. So, fuck you.

Listen, during the pandemic, all I did
was listen to my gut and decide to do

something that made me happy. That's all
I did.

You're the one.

Who's making this constantly about you.
You don't care at all about my job.

Except how it relates to you. How it
makes you feel. And it's exhausting

Like what about me?

I want a partner too. I want somebody to
show up for me. To support me. Not just

someone who's always thinking about
their own bullshit.

And if you do have a problem. You need
to fucking talk to me B.

But instead you spin and you spin and
you dye your hair and you sneak out on

like we're engaged dude. I'm your ride
or die.

But maybe that's the problem.

You know I'm not going anywhere so it
just gives you this permission to just

treat me like shit. To lie to me. To
test me. To always be in your head

of just listening to me. Or be a good
partner to me and I deserve that B

I'm a good fucking person.

Yes, that's been made very clear.

Okay, cool.

Very cool, B.

What? That's what you have to say after
all that.

Well, I'm just saying.

We get it. You're good.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay, well, if we can't talk, then... I
don't know how we do this.

Well, maybe we don't do this.

Okay, yeah, maybe we don't.

Fuck yourself, Lance.

Hey, um, I was curious if we could talk,
like, out of character for a second. I

just, the way that this is going now
with us isn't working.

People are right. It's weird. I don't
actually know the real you.

So, what? You're going to leave me?

Well, I have HIV.

Okay, no. No, that's not what's
happening here. I mean, if anything, I'm

thinking of leaving you because you
don't have HIV.

Also, I thought the doctors said they
didn't know what it was. Stop it.

Lucas.

Was that you?

If you're going, go. Okay, no. See, I
don't want to go. Okay?

So... What if we do this? You get out of
character for one night and we just

talk and laugh and maybe we order pizza.
Do you like pizza?

And then you can just pop back into
character and no one will be the wiser.

Okay, please. I really want this to
work. So just give me a reason to stay.

I'll stay.

Okay. I guess I'm going to go.

You can just let yourself out whenever.

Oh, flower delivery for Mr. Lambert Moy?
Yes. Oh, yeah. Thank you.

Congratulations on your Tony nomination
for Best Actor. Think of me for your

future projects. Your fan, Debra
Messing.

You got nominated for a full Tony?

Hi. This is so dumb, but can I stay here
tonight?

Of course.

You always have a place here at Daddy's
house.

The bedrooms are upstairs.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you chose Carrie's room.

That's okay.

You want something to eat? Capri -Thon,
string cheese, PB &J?

You know, I will take a PB &J, if you
don't mind.

No crud.

Please. Coming right up.

I'm said your mom and I broke up too
sweetheart