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This week in gay news, the indie drama
Night Nurse, now starring Edie Falco,

Beanie Feldstein, and Carrie Dubeck, is
finally set to premiere three years

later after the most COVID delays of any
movie. Also in gay news, Laura Dern...

Oh, sorry. One sec.

Hey! Hey! Can I borrow a shirt for the
premiere tonight? All my clothes are

still wrinkled, and this guy just used
the one I had out to clean up.

What's on it? C, P, or B?

I think C and P.

Oh, fun.

But no, sorry, I'm coming straight from
work.

Oh, right.

How's it been going?

Great. We just hit 1 ,000 F.

I'm so happy for you. You're really
killing it. Oh, thanks, pal.

Oh, and you should just wear your suit
with no shirt tonight.

You're an actor in the movie. You've got
to bring it.

Maybe. I'm already doing Little Chain.

Oh, hey, I've got to go. Bye.

Hey, would you be mad if I went
somewhere anti -gay for my honeymoon?

Uh, hello, sweet sister.

All of the good places are anti -gay.
Well, what does your fiance think?

I don't care. I would never do that to
you. Lance, I honestly do not care. My

dream in life is to be able to afford a
trip somewhere anti -gay. Wait, hold on.

What are you wearing tonight?

I don't know.

Maybe something crazy?

You should absolutely.

And then I'll go more subdued because I
don't want to draw any attention from

you. This is your night.

Okay, this is insane.

Yeah, this is nice and subtle.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm with Tony.
Excuse me. Tony coming through. Thank

So, how are we feeling? Good.

Nervous, you know. I just really want
tonight to go well.

It's been so long. It'll be perfect.
Just make sure to say how fun the movie

to shoot, and if anyone asks, the entire
art department all died of cancer.

Right, of course. Chase, hey!

You've been killing it these last couple
years.

Thanks. Your nail polish, your cell
phone company, your natural gas

And, most importantly, I released my
sophomore album.

Wait, you did?

Yep. He's a singer. He wanted to sing,
we heard him, and we left. Oh.

When did it come out?

January 6, 2021.

Yeah, they went live on Spotify right as
the Capitol was being breached. Tough

break. Now, I gotta ask the question on
everyone's mind. How old are you these

days? I'm 18.

Oh, my God. Fuck me. No.

Almost 18.

It's been a few days.

Oh. Well, good to see you, cutie.
Thanks. And now, I have one of the real

of the night, Carrie Dubek. Hey, yeah, I
had.

So much fun shooting this movie, and you
know, it was my first ever acting role.

And was it exactly what you thought it
would be?

Okay, camera's rolling. Whenever you're
ready, Carrie.

Cut! Everyone, outside, now!

There has been a positive!

Out! Yeah.

Yeah, it was very fun and chill.

And it's just so nice that this movie
celebrates the real heroes.

Yeah, but haven't they also been
celebrated enough? I mean, we banged

like, two weeks. We did that for a year?

I just think they get it, you know?
Like, it's 2023.

Enough with the nurses.

So, what does your fiancé do?

Oh, he's a fashion designer, right? No,
he was, but he left the industry during

the whole pandemic.

And what does he do now?

Hey! This is so legit.

Oh, my God.

Sorry, again, I didn't wear a tux band.
You know, I got to go straight to my

shift. Oh, no, of course.

I just want to say thank you so much for
your service. You were on the front

lines, keeping this country running,
risking your life.

And I think one of the most fun parts
was just hanging out with the cast.

You know, Edie Falco and Beanie. We live
for Beans. I bet y 'all were always

yucking it up at lunch.

Hey, Beanie, mind if I sit?

Too close!

Back away!

It is not safe! Okay. The air is not!

Yeah, that is what happened, yeah.

Well, color me gel, and thanks so much
for your time tonight. Thanks, okay.

Keep the cameras rolling. Streeter
Peters, Dream Team Management. As you

represent Chase Dreams, Pat Dubek. But
now I also represent some new, and some

might say better, talent. That's right.
I made a few impulse purchases on TikTok

during the pandemic.

And now I represent some really... Fun
people that I'm so passionate about,

the Barbicata family.

Oh!

And what do they do?

What do they do?

Well, they are a family. And the four in
the back, they dance together. And the

little one, she just tumbles in front of
them.

That's great. So where do you think they
would go in culture?

Oh, hold on. I also have a TikTok
beekeeper lady.

Hey! Yeah, is she something?

I just think the last three years, a lot
of people felt compelled to make a

change, you know? And with nursing, I
thought I could really make a

I guess I just found a new calling?

But nursing school's hard, yo. Like,
seriously, how long did it take? B, I

like when I started you on season two
with Survivor, and by the time I was

you watched all 40 seasons, and Grey's
Anatomy, plus all of The Circle. Oh,

I watched... so much pandemic TV, but I
couldn't do The Circle.

Yeah, no, I didn't watch The Circle.

Yes, you did, babe. Remember, I was
studying for the TV exam, and you

get Netflix to load, and you were just,
like, screaming and crying, like, I just

want to watch The Circle, remember?

Yeah, well, fuck me straight to hell. I
guess I did watch The Circle.

But I don't only watch TV, for the
record. Yeah, no, that's...

That's not what I meant at all. Brooke's
still killing it as a manager. Our

partner's here, actually. He's right
there. No, I did not bring 2 ,000 bees

this premiere. I brought 2 ,000 clients
to this premiere.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to go to the restroom.

So, in conclusion, acting is so far
everything I thought it'd be. Ant,

done. That's everybody.

You can go get a drink if you want. Oh,
I actually want to go do Age Net Worth

Feet real quick. And let's see those
little piggies. Oh, no, you don't have

do that one. It's okay. He's my friend.

Carrie? Carrie!

Hi, honey.

Mom, where are you? In here.

What? Inside my new security detail.

Oh, you look so handsome.

Wait.

Oh.

Handsome. Thanks. And your eye looks
lovely.

Where's Brookie?

Um... Great.

You're a nurse, too?

No, I'm a waiter.

They just made us dress like this
because they nurse.

So you look like a nurse, but you're
just a waiter.

Perfect.

Please take your seats. The screening is
about to begin. Oh, my God. Take three.

Hi. Hi. Such a fan.

Thanks. And how old are you now?

18. On Monday, bitch.

Well, enjoy the movie, cutie. This
fucking industry.

Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.

Hi, everyone.

My fiance is about to sit down, and he
is dressed like a nurse, but he's just

one of the waiters. Yeah. He is merely
in the service industry.

Hi. Your wife just told us what you do.
Thank you for your service. You were on

the front lines, keeping this country
running, risking your life. Oh, my

God. Hello and good evening.

Thank you all for coming to the premiere
of Night Nurse, which comes out on VOD

tomorrow after a very, very long road.

Oh, please. It is us who should be
thanking you. And as a token of my

I would now like to give to you the
Barbicato family.

Oh, let's go, Barbicato.

I know.

I think we've all waited long enough for
the movie.

So what do you say?

It took 33 years, but tonight you get to
watch people watch a movie. You're in.

This movie has been a real labor of
love, and I'm so grateful to finally

it with you all.

And in a big, beautiful movie theater.
Remember those?

Because let's be honest, movie theaters
have taken quite a beating these past

few years, and it's just so special.

Okay, I'm hearing this movie theater has
been sold. Everyone needs to leave.

This is now a Starbucks.

Let's go! We're trespassing! Get out!

Wait, what the fuck? Is this real? What?
Oh my god, this is so insane.

What a movie house. A Starbucks, yeah?

Coming, coming, coming, coming!

Happier Movies on VOD Day!

I brought my friends, so we have a full
house.

Thank you for coming. I know it's dumb,
but I just still wanted to try to make

this into something.

Of course, it is something. Yeah, and
honestly, it's better watching movies on

TV. I mean, like, is it just me, or do
movie theaters suck?

Totally. People kick in your seat. Yeah,
and I'm sorry, but $8 for a tub of

popcorn? Like, I gotta put a down
payment down just to get a soda.

Uh -huh.

Okay, well, you're all full of shit, but
sure.

No, for real.

TV's great. I mean, Friends is on TV,
and now, 20 years later, your movie can

the new Friends.

Okay.

Now, what's the runtime on his bad boy
care?

89 minutes. Perfect.

Lance and I just have to leave for a
party at his hospital in 90, so this is

going to time out great.

All right.

Everybody ready?

Let's get this viewing party started!

All right. Okay, what is...

I feel bad we had to leave before Harry
even figured out his passport.

Yeah, I know, me too, but this party's
very important to me.

No, yeah, of course. I wouldn't miss
this.

But also, what is this?

It's a going -away party for one of our
sign language interpreters. She's moving

to Bolivia to start a school for the
deaf.

Pretty cool, right? Yep, yes.

How good of her.

Joe, what's up, everybody?

Yes, I too am his beloved at work.

Oh, did you see? They got the new
mattress in the break room.

Oh, hell yeah. The old one was killing
me. I know. So bad, right? I think it's

the worst, right? The worst. What?

Hi.

Damien Davis, the basketball player.

I'm not sure if you remember me, but we
fucked in early 2020 and you sued me to

death. Oh, right.

How are you? Good.

Good. And I see that you're also dating
a nurse now, too.

Real talk. Doesn't being around them
make you want to kind of blow your

out? Oh, no. I'm actually a nurse now
myself.

What's that?

Well, I'm in nursing school.

I've got a long road ahead, but I don't
know. The last few years have sort of

shifted my priorities. I'm sorry.

Did every person in the industry just,
like, change careers and start doing

good? Shh.

She's coming.

Pitsy pile?

Yes! I did it! I'm in! You are?

Yay! Yeah!

Yes! It's weirdly the first password I
tried, but with an exclamation point.

Okay, now I just need to find Night
Nurse and we can watch it.

Night Nurse not on Hulu?

Okay, baby boy. We have unfortunately
reached the end of this road for me. No,

want to watch it with other people so I
can watch them watch.

I love you deeply. I really do. But I
have to go host Bagel Bites TV. So maybe

tomorrow? Okay.

Mom, hey.

I was just wondering if I could maybe
come over and watch Night Nurse with

Sure, honey. We could have a little
movie premiere of our own. It'll be even

better than the one yesterday.

I just need to figure out which remote
does what and also how to turn on my

screen. Oh, my God. Never mind, Mom.
Bye.

Oh, my God.

Sorry. Thank you for talking.

I just, I'm confused.

You're a sign language interpreter now?
You were one of the worst people in the

entire industry. You once called my
brother the F word twice in one meeting.

Oh, that does sound like me. The old me.
And I was wretched.

Sick. I was deformed.

Deformed every morning from the
industry. I'd wake up like this.

Why? What did it give me? It only took.
It only took.

It only takes.

I mean, the industry is not that bad.
Oh, it is. Look, it makes you ill.

Physically, mentally, spiritually.

I was becoming a bad person. I sued my
nephew.

After the last few years, I realized I
have to do something meaningful with my

life. And now, I wake up in the morning
and guess what?

What? I start bawling. Out of joy.

Right when you wake up? Immediately,
yeah.

Eyes open, tears fall. It's wild.

Life is wild. It's a gift.

And it's never too late to heal.

I'm healing.

I'm healing!

That's great. I'm really, really happy
for you, Pitsy. I just, I think I need

be alone.

Go for a walk.

Oh, if you need to take a walk to be
happy, then take that walk.

Okay. Be well.

I'm sorry, this is goodbye in sign
language.

Oh, she... She's a fucking liability,
and everyone knows it. I know it, you

it, and every patient here... Hey, here
you go.

Thank you.

What are we watching?

This movie, Night Nurse.

We just came out today. I don't know if
I have a whole movie in me tonight.

Maybe we can just watch 30 episodes of
Friends. Yeah, that's better.

Okay.

Crap.

Fucking Friends.

All right, let me see.

What am I in the mood for?

Oh, I have been wanting to watch the one
with all the nurses.

Now this guy has taste.

Okay, here we go. Season four, episode
seven, the one with all the nurses.

Damn it.

What?

God, this app is so glitchy.

Fine, I'll just watch this.

Hey,

B, what happened? Everybody was asking
where you went. I mean, it's fine. I

up an excuse, but... Wow!

How good of you, Lance.

Well, I guess you're great, and I'm just
a fat piece of crap.

Oh, whoa, what the hell? You know, just
FYI, you're not that great.

at work wouldn't be so quick to dab with
you if they knew that you never clean

the sink.

Like this fork that's been sitting in
here since God knows when. We're living

in filth, Lance, because of you.

OK, I feel like whatever's going on is
not actually about me. And don't even

me started on the sex.

Always like, did you come? And I just
want to make sure you came.

own business dude and there are so many
other examples too i

just i you know i don't want to share
them right now because i have to i have

go to the bathroom and i hope to god
that your piss isn't all over the seat

again b i really don't mean to fight but
that is a hundred percent your piss

know is now doing good.

Brooke Duback?

Long time no talk.

Hey, just thought I'd call and see how
you were doing after all these years.

Make sure you're still in real estate,
like you should be.

Oh no, I actually left real estate.

You did?

Yeah!

rich and that wasn't sitting right with
me anymore. Uh -huh.

It's like, why should they get the nice
apartments when they're the ones

covering up those pedophile rings?

Want that now?

So good.

Oh, yeah.

Give me more, nurse.

Oh, my God. He's really loving that
nurse. Fuck, yeah.

Fuck that little fucking twink nurse.

What?

Hey!

Hey! What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing? You're
supposed to be watching Night Nurse, not

porn. Also, I've seen this porn, and
it's not even good. The one guy's dick

limp the entire time, and then all of a
sudden he's coming? Please, okay? There

was no care put into this, but there was
so much care put into Night Nurse. It

took... Three years to come out. Our
entire art department died. The short

the mean one, the man, and just no part
of making it was how I thought it'd be.

But I figured at least when it came out,
I would get to watch people watch it

and then hear them tell me how good it
was and how proud of me they were. And I

don't know, maybe they'd even stand up
and I'll chant my name in unison.

That's a very specific want. It's just,
it's my first ever real thing. And also

the only thing I've done in the last
three years except this. dumb fantasy

I shot in Croatia for eight months
called Wind Weaver that no one will ever

or at least I hope they won't see,
because I play a literal elf with no

Do you have, like, elf ears?

You know I do, dude. So could we please,
I beg you, just watch Night Nurse?

Okay.

Sure.

Wait, really? Yes. Oh, thank you. If we
can watch my movie, too. It just came

out on Apple.

Wait, so you just didn't watch it? No, I
didn't have two movies in me. That

makes sense.

But thank you all for now giving up a
third day of your lives to try and watch

it with me. We're happy to.

Oh, and I also invited my friend Jo. I
just haven't seen her in a few years,

I thought it might be fun to see what
she's up to in front of everyone.

Well, I hope Mom has all of her remotes
figured out, although I don't have high

hopes because I couldn't even figure out
how to play it on my TV.

Wait, have you not been to Mom's new
house yet? No, she moved when I was in

stupid Croatia, but are we almost there?

Yeah, almost.

What?

Is this a helicopter?

Yes!

Sorry, this is your new house? I know,
right?

I'm worth almost a billion dollars now,
Carrie.

You are?

Yeah, isn't that insane?

I felt plenty rich when I had my own
talk show, but apparently the real money

in having your own network. Who knew?

Okay, well, I don't mean to be too
forward, but may I have one million

Curtis, you're so funny.

Holy shit. And don't worry. I did figure
out my remotes, or my projectionist

did. So I figured we'd head up to the
theater around 7. That is, if I can

finally find it. I know it's on one of
these floors.

You have a full home theater?

Oh, and are you guys going to want
snacks for the premiere?

What do you kids like? You know I need
Reese's Pieces. Oh, yes.

OK. When it comes snacks, there's
nothing my family and I love more than

Reese's Pieces.

And five, four.

What is happening?

Hi, Pat.

Just dropping off some RP swag since we
heard you're a fan.

Thanks so much.

Isn't this fun?

Last week I tweeted the upstairs toilet
won't flush. Why would you tweet that?

Well, that one was supposed to be a text
to Streeter, but now I have a lifetime

supply of liquid plumber. It really is
so convenient to be powerful.

Oh, and also, I hope you don't mind,
Carrie, but I invited a few extra people

tonight. You did?

Yes, I just thought it'd be more fun
that way.

There's my security detail. They legally
have to be here.

Plus, Julie and Chasey. Hey, guys. Hey,
Chasey. Hi, Chasey. And then my sweet

neighbor, Tony.

Wait, Tony? That is the full head of
Sony Pictures. I don't even think he was

there on Friday.

Well, then I guess this really is going
to be better than the premiere.

It actually literally is.

But I don't know who that woman is. She
just showed up and has been saying some

really intense things about the vaccine.

Oh, no.

I guess the last few years have really
changed her for the worse.

Let's go see what else might come out of
her mouth.

Joe! Hi!

Nice digs, Mama D. Thanks.

Well,

I finally got the barbecados to sleep.
They needed four stories.

Wait, sorry.

Streeter, your new client live here?
Yep. There hasn't been as much demand

dancing family of five as I thought
there might be. So until that changes,

they're shacking up here at Casa Dubik.

Them and the bees.

The bees?

Yeah. And it's like not everyone at the
insurrection was racist.

I mean, I should know. I was there.

Oh, my God.

But keep saying more.

The media just wants to paint this
picture of all of us, and it is not.

True. I mean, I wouldn't have believed
it myself three years ago, but if you

look at Fauci's email... Sorry, we're on
Fauci now? Yeah, we seem to be on

Fauci. It is all connected.

I actually have some printouts. I can go
grab them if you want. No, that's fine.

I think I speak for all of us when I
say, please get those printouts.

Great. There are a lot.

Man, she is bad, huh?

Pretty much the worst one here by a
mile.

I'd say compared to her, we're all A
-okay.

Excuse me, Mr. Peter.

My mommy wants to ask if she can have a
glass of wine.

She doesn't want a glass of wine. She
just wants me to come back up there.

That's the barbacados for you. Oh, my
God. Enough with the fucking barbacado

family.

Honey, I completely agree, but why are
you so upset?

It's always barbacado family this,
barbacado family that. Like, I know my

album was a flop, but you don't want me
as a client anymore?

What?

No, J .C., I don't give a flying fuck
about the barbacado.

No offense, Charlotte, I only signed
those losers because I thought you were

going to drop me as a manager. You're
almost 18, and that's when they leave.

You know, that's when they always leave
me.

Really? Yes.

My God, and who cares if your album was
a flop? No one here cares about your

singing at all. Yes, we do. Yes, we care
about it, we love it, and we support

it. No, of course, of course.

But you can also do so much more.

You are so, so fiscally valuable to me,
J .C., especially now that you're 18.

My God.

I could cover your body in tattoos and
then have them removed six months later

so your body is always just a little bit
blue forever. I could put you in a

Selena Gomez video where you kiss her
bare stomach.

I can accidentally film you smoking weed
so you can then sell weed. I mean, the

possibilities are endless.

Hey, I effing love you, Chase
Dreamstubeback, and I will never,

ever... Drop you as a client.

Wait, you're still 17, right?

For five more hours. Okay.

Okay,

why don't we all head up to the theater
and watch Carrie's movie?

Oh, I mean, sure, but I honestly don't
know if it will be as moving or full of

pathos as what that just was.

Okay, guys, let's put your stuff down
and follow me. Let's go upstairs.

All right, let's do this.

Hey. Have you seen Jo?

I just want to make sure she sits right
in front because I think she will have

some interesting things to say about the
nurses.

Come with me for a sec, okay?

Okay.

Where are we?

What's up, man?

What? Okay, so I sent Jo home.

What? Why would you do that?

Because you clearly invited her here.

just to make fun of her for some reason,
and that is unkind.

So I thought it would be best if she
left.

Fuck you.

What? No, don't do this, B. No, fuck
you. That was my guess.

Go fucking fuck yourself, Lance. No,
fuck this. Just stay here. Just talk to

No, I don't want to talk to you. I
just... I want you to fucking leave.

You want me to leave? Yes. Like, right
now.

Just leave this house? No, I'm not going
to do that. No, yes, I want you to

leave this house right now. I just...
Okay,

well, then I guess I'm fucking insane.

So then I'll just see you at home? I
don't know. It's far, so I might just

here tonight.

What's up, bitches?

We're here on the red carpet with Night
Nurse star Carrie Dubeck. Carrie, how

old are you?

I'm 33.

And what is your net worth?

$150 ,000.

Whoa.

Right. Yes, because that is low. And
finally, can we get a peek at those

piggies? OK.

Oh!

OK, well, that's all for me. I'm Curtis
Paltrow. Back to you, Yasly.

Oh, you gotta do age network.

No, I was so mad the press lady at the
premiere told me not to.

And now, at long fucking last, let's
watch Night Nurse, or you

guys will watch it, and I will watch you
watch it.

Enjoy!