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I can't believe you made all my favorite things for breakfast.

Thank you so much. Can you, Mom?

Oh, you're welcome, dear.

I'm just happy that you're spending the weekend with us, my favorite step

-grandson.

Oh, not that I'm not happy either, but what is this damn grandparents' day

It's like some marketing trap, if you ask me.

Stop with your complaining, okay?

So don't mind him, honey.

He's just, you know, upset these days because all the Medicaid cuts.

He's kind of off his medicine, and one of them is the wiener medicine.

So, you know.

What did you just say?

Oh, nothing. Just be happy that your step -grandson, who's so handsome, wants

to spend time with us.

Yeah.

I'm happy about that. Good.

In fact, there's something I'd like to talk to you about.

You know, I think that that's a good idea, and I'll just leave you guys to

Peppa?

You know, I'm excited about my garden in the backyard,

and the soil is just prime ready because it's been raining for so long, and it's

going to be great because what I have planned is...

A crop of cucumbers.

I got it all set up. It's going to be great. I got it all cordoned off. You

know, the rabbits are kind of problematic, though. The rabbits, they

they start chewing at the damn stalks and the roots.

And the next thing you know, I got a problem.

And I just, I'm not going to have that because my cucumbers are important to

And we're going to have a great harvest of cucumbers this year. And it's going

to be just awesome.

And, you know, I can't.

You know, she wants me to grow the big cucumbers because she, you know, you can

imagine what she wants to do with them big cucumbers. Yeah, definitely.

Cucumbers, right.

Exactly.

Pronounce that. What is that?

Big cucumbers.

She gets all excited.

Next thing you know, she wants me to start doing carrots.

That's what you make pickles with, right? Yeah, that's really all a damn

is, is just a cucumber.

Small

cucumber.

Yep.

I don't understand.

You would think she'd be excited about me, but no.

She wants to, you know, wants me to grow pickles and

cucumbers and carrots and that thing, you know. It's going to be just... It's

hard to, you know... Once upon a time, I was her, like, you know, her guy, you

know. She'd look at me and call me sexy.

You know, she said,

I still think she thinks I'm hot because every time I walk by her, she'd go,

what an ass.

Look at that ass.

I think my ass is pretty good, you know.

I don't know, you know, I mean.

Noticing my ass after that.

I haven't had as much, you know, exercise as I could get these days.

It's tough, you know.

Once you get up there in age, you know, you'll find out.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's going to be, you know,

almost.

I don't know.

Sometimes it's hard to satisfy your grandma, you know.

Yeah,

definitely. Yeah, you know, I mean, she's just.

Oh, God, yes.

Yeah. Oh.

She's a tough one sometimes. You know, she's really, uh... She's a

stickler, you know. She likes her stuff.

But, you know.

What am I supposed to do, right? Try to keep her happy after all these years.

Yeah. Definitely gotta keep me more happy.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

But, what are you gonna do?

Sometimes. What was I even saying?

What was I talking about?

I don't know, Pop -Pop, but... What was I... You definitely teach me a lot.

Yeah, yeah, you should keep your ears peeled, because... Yeah, you know, old

people have wisdom.

And the aliens are coming, so... Um, right, yeah.

Oh... This is not... The

right milk? I mean...

You wouldn't feel that. I think I got some.

I'll be back.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck was that?

First of all, what is that?

Your grandpa, man.

He needs to fix himself.

And second, that was a real sweet load.

What?

Well, yeah, I mean, it's just that with your grandpa off his meds, he's unable

to perform.

I have needs, too.

Okay, I get it, but why me?

Well, you're handsome and kind, and you're here.

But Papa can't know about this. It would kill him.

Did you hear that?

My goodness.

Anyway, we're going to be doing some gardening tomorrow.

Oh, you and Ryan?

Yes. Oh, that's great. It's going to be wonderful. So I'm going to sit down.

Oh, excuse me. I'll let you guys talk about it then. Yes. All right.

Man.

That stuff, I'll tell you.

It's pretty amazing.

I'll feel a lot better.

Don't go in there, whatever you do.

So tomorrow, we're going to do some gardening, and it's going to be great.

We're going to have a real good time, you and I.

Right? Yeah.

A lot of catching up to do. Some man, man stuff out there.

What happened? Something wrong? No, no, honey. Nothing's wrong.

Nothing's wrong. I... I just wanted to come apologize for my behavior earlier.

I don't know what came over me.

Oh, um... It's okay, Meemaw. I get it. Sometimes our hormones make us all

Yeah, I guess it's that.

But also... I really haven't been able to stop thinking about your

big... Juicy penis in my mouth.

Meemaw?

I'm just being honest with you.

I mean... I'm all wet just thinking about it. You should feel.

What? Oh.

You shouldn't be doing this.

Yeah.

It's okay.

I just need you to keep your hands here for just a little bit. I really need it.

Okay. I really need it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah.

I don't think this is okay.

It's okay. Just relax, honey. Just relax.

Okay. Just be quick and be quiet.

Nice.

Let me get more comfortable here.

Here you go.

Now you can stick your fingers right in there.

Yeah.

Oh,

I feel

something under me.

I don't think this is a good idea.

It's okay. Nobody will know.

Nobody will know.

You do not feel good.

What am I rubbing on here?

Oh, um, that's nothing.

Nothing? It doesn't feel like nothing.

Yeah, look at that.

You know, you're just making me feel so good that I want to return the favor.

Oh. Okay?

Okay, well, can you just make this quick?

You win.

to be quick?

Nobody can find out about this.

Don't worry.

Nobody will find out. We just gotta be really quiet.

If I put it where I want it, I don't know if I can be quiet at all.

Mmm.

I know right where I want it.

Yeah.

Boy, squeeze those titties.

Squeeze them. Squeeze them.

Yes. Yes.

I feel so good. Fuck. Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

so sweet. He went out to get you some special seeds for tomorrow.

So, I'm just, yeah.

I'm just keeping this bed warm for him.

Oh. Yeah. You're so kind. I know.

Give me a big kiss. Oh, thank you. Go back and do what I was doing.

Alright. Okay.

Bye -bye. Bye.

Oh,

wow.

Coming inside of me.

Oh, wow.

Look at all of that dripping. That was amazing.

My grandson is so sweet.

Oh, yeah.

That was perfect.

All right.

I thought you didn't believe in the holiday.

Well, you know, your me -mom really likes it, so I figured I would just

her, you know what I mean?

Right. Do the right thing.

About that, can I have a word?

Sure. What can I do for you?

All right, here it goes.

Since Wendy arrived, things have been getting kind of weird.

First, she was fooling around with me under the table.

Without you knowing.

And then last night, he snuck into my room and he wanted to have sex. I tried

stop it, but I'm sorry. I feel really guilty about it.

Relax, kiddo.

I knew all along.

What? Yeah.

That's right. I knew all along. In fact, your meemaw and I have a bit of a code.

A code?

Yeah. So you, like, do this all the time?

Well, we don't do it all the time. Just, you know, ever since I've been having

problems with my medication, I've, you know, had a hard time satisfying it

if you get my drift.

Yeah, no, I get it.

So I have a solution.

Really? I'll show you. Check it out.

Yeah, you know, technology is pretty exciting these days, and voila.

Look at this thing. Whoa, what's that?

It's the Succulator 4500.

Yeah.

You can actually imagine how it works, right?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, you know, you put it on yourself and pump the thing, and it'll

assist you in getting an erection.

You know.

You know what that is, right, of course?

Yeah. All right.

So, yeah, and, you know, your Meemaw has always had a bit of a fantasy about

getting spit -roast between two gentlemen, so.

What? I know, it sounds crazy, right?

Wow, I didn't think this could get any weirder.

Well, it can, so.

We're going to have some help with this, and the two of us will have her

spinning around in circles. What do you think?

sure you're okay with this hell yeah you know anything to make your meme all

happy so what do you think i mean i guess if it's that important to both of

sure she's gonna love it fine i'll do it and you know you know you won't even

need this but maybe we'll throw it on you for a couple pumps what do you think

whatever you pay papa she'll love it it'll be great Just like, you know, we

out there in the garden together, so it'll be awesome.

I think this is a little different, but... Yeah, well, you know.

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Good. It'll be just like yanking weeds out of the garden.

Hey, Memaw, come on in here.

Hey. What do you want?

Well, I want to tell you something. Oh, you do, do you?

Yeah, yeah.

What do you want?

Ryan and I...

He so kindly agreed to be the other side of the spit roast.

Are you serious?

And bring your little fantasy to life.

No way.

Yeah, isn't that true, Ryan? Tell her.

But wait, wait a minute.

What about you?

What about me?

You don't have your medicine.

Well, we don't need medicine.

What do you mean?

I got technology.

I got the Succulator 45 ,000.

What the fuck is that?

I'm going to show you. Yeah, show me. Sit tight. Hold on a second.

I'm excited, but don't tease me if it's not going to... What the hell?

Well, you can imagine how this thing works, right? I mean, it's pretty self

-explanatory, right?

Look.

The suction is unbearable, right?

So what we do is we stick it on my lame ass because, well.

And then we, I'll let you even do it. Here.

That's okay.

And then, you know, voila.

Okay. We're off to the races.

Well, I hope it works because I'm very excited about this. Well, it's going to

work because I have all the trust in the world and the Succulator 45 ,000.

Yeah? Yeah. So I have you and I have him?

Yeah. It'll be like driving a tank.

Two joysticks.

Excellent. Excellent.

I think that we can start here.

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh.

Let's get this started if we're going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

Grandpa.

Yep.

Let's

see

if this thing works.

They rave all about it on the internet.

Hurry up, Papa. I'm waiting.

Let's give it a whirl.

Well, it worked. I can't wait to have both.

Look at that.

Look at this.

Oh, my.

It does work. All right, let's go.

All right.

How cool.

Wow.

Full of your cocks inside me. Yeah.

It tastes so good, too.

Wow,

that thing's great. Look at that, hon.

Oh, yeah, just like old times. Put it in, put it in. Put it in?

Oh, my goodness.

Put it in, put it in. Okay, hon.

Yes, I am.

You didn't know that about your heel, did you? No way.

Can't complain, though.

I'm glad you like it.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

It's so nice to have both your coxswains. I mean...

oh pop pop you feel so good it's been so long

Turn around and sit on my cock.

I want that pussy too, Nana.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, let me suck that.

That's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, you feel so good.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, yeah.

I can't believe how wet my neck is.

My two guys turn me on so much.

Yes.

Oh my fantasies are coming true.

That's good.

Yeah, let her go.

Grab my balls.

So I gotta know, whose cock do you like better?

Oh, that's not a fair question.

Not a fair question.

You both have such nice cocks.

It roasted exactly what you expected. Oh, my God. It's even better.

I mean, Pop -Up does have a pretty big dick now.

Yes. Yes, he does.

Yes, he does. It's in our jeans.

We've got good jeans.

Oh, I'm so happy you found that thing, too.

Yeah. It's very bonding.

Bonding moment.

Oh, yeah, honey.

Yeah, we're so connected now.

That's pretty cool. You'll have to let me try it out sometime.

Yeah, it's great.

I don't think you need it yet, though.

Just think if you don't need it, what'll happen if he uses it?

Oh, that's a thought.

Could be like working out at the gym.

I'll try anything to make my dick bigger.

I know

Nana's making my balls bulge, that's for sure.

Oh, wow.

Your dick just curves right down into your mouth, man.

Oh, yeah.

Such a creative position.

Yeah.

Where are you going?

Oh, this is the greatest thing ever.

Yeah.

Look at you.

Right where you want to be.

Huh?

That's it.

How does it feel?

She's speechless.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I can't talk. Mouthful. I can't talk.

Oh, wow.

I like how my balls are touching her nose.

Oh yeah.

My grandson's cock, honey.

Tell her.

Yeah.

Learn from the best, Pop -Pop.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

It's like you have a jawbreaker in your mouth.

Thank you, honey.

I wish I could just fuck all your holes.

Did you hear that? He said he wants to fuck all my holes.

I don't know if she's ready for that.

Make you proud, Papa.

Yeah.

I'm sure he will. I'm sure he will.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

What you don't know, you can write a book about.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Like this? Yeah.

Put my balls in your mouth too.

I can't reach. Come closer.

Yeah, look at that.

I love the view.

Yeah, baby.

Yes!

It's so warm in here.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

Oh, I think my grandson's going to make me cum.

Do it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Can you cum just like that?

Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes. Just like that, please. Oh,

my

God. Oh,

my God. You're coming on my dick.

Jeez.

My crimson just made me cum.

Oh yeah, keep going.

oh fuck oh my god

oh honey

Yes.

That's good.

Yeah. Oh, honey.

She does, I'll tell you. Well, you know that now, so...

You

both

taste so good.

Oh, and you feel even better.

I was thinking about that. Is this going to be a one -time thing?

Well, I mean, maybe we can make it a tradition.

That's what I was thinking. A grandparent's day tradition?

Yeah. Oh, I like the sound of that.

I like the sounds you make.

Fuck, that pussy's so good. Let me get in there, Pop Pop.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

You can go harder if you want.

Yeah?

Fuck, man, there's such a flood.

Take that fucking dick.

This

is

so good.

Fuck, Nana.

Want to come on your face?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I know you're a dirty slut, Nana. Come here. Let me come on your

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

I want my grandsons to come all over my face.

Come on my face.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby. Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

wow. Oh, that's so much cum.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my grandson gave me so much cum. Pop, pop.

It's your turn, pop, pop.

Oh, yes.

Give me your cum, too.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I can feel it.

Yeah, you're so hard.

Oh, I got all over the couch. Oh, it'll clean up. It's fine.

Not the first time it's gotten on the couch.

Oh, yeah.

Look at my two.

My two.

Best grandparents day ever.