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So I'm parking the car right, and I get
a call from my publicist right before I
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feel something slam into the back of me.
I check my rearview mirror, and there's
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a golf cart and some guy.
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I'm furious at this point. I'm ready to
give some gaffer a piece of my mind. So
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I jump out and stomp towards him, and
who is it?
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Alec Baldwin.
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Oh my god. I can't believe that.
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Needless to say, he was speechless.
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He'd been texting his dog sitter and
just hadn't been paying attention.
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But he was so sweet and apologetic about
the whole thing.
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Well, I would have hoped he would have
been. He was only working alongside the
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lead of the movie for six months.
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I'm surprised you didn't bow down and
beg for mercy.
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Well, he did offer to pay for it and
even invited me to dinner as an apology.
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Wait. Okay, tell me you took him up on
that offer.
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I told him that if...
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We win. Best pitcher this year?
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I'll think about it.
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You fuck.
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That is such a boss move.
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He'll be eating out of the palm of your
hand in no time.
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No, stop.
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He did send flowers the next day,
though.
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You never told me that.
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Oh, honey, it was nothing.
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Just a friendly gesture between co
-stars.
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If you insist.
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But? If he wants to take you out.
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He has to go through me first.
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But really, I cannot believe these
stories. They're so crazy.
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And I love how you make it sound just as
casual as going out to the farmer's
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market and seeing a friend there.
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I am unbelievably envious.
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Same here.
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I can't believe that you almost gave up
and went back home before you'd signed
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with an agency, too. And before you met
me.
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I cannot believe it. It would have been
such a waste.
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A waste?
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Oh, Jocelyn, no. Not a waste like that.
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You know what I mean, okay?
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You would have been forced to be normal.
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And you said it yourself.
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No one from your hometown ever leaves.
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They just stay there.
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You're right.
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You're right. I'd be in the suburbs
changing diapers and dragging myself to
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kids' soccer matches.
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And don't forget weekend trips to Safeco
Supermarket and Catfish Roundup.
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You're right. You're right.
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The consequences of fame.
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All the consequences of dating a famous
model three blocks from LA's biggest
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tabloid.
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Now, where were we?
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So good to see you. So good to see you.
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Let's see you next week.
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Drive safely.
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Drive. Okay.
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Bye. Bye.
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Oh.
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Someone's feeling playful.
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Oh, it's so torturous waiting for them
to leave.
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I just want you.
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Oh. Myself.
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You can have me.
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come on come on talk to us
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Just for the record, I'm glad you
decided to stay.
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I would have never met such a brilliant,
exceptional, beautiful woman.
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And I know we've had a small hiccup last
year, but... That hiccup,
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you mean the affair?
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Maybe you know I hate that word.
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It just reminds me of all the fighting
and crying.
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I'm just saying, I think it made us
stronger.
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And... I just...
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I don't know what I'd do without you in
my life.
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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I love these.
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Gorgeous.
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You look so beautiful today
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I just love your eyes.
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It's perfect, buddy.
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I'm
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gonna
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wash it the entire body.
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I have no complaints.
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Oh my God.
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It's so lucky.
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You smell perfect.
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Oh, God.
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God, he is just so wonderful.
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He really
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loves me.
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um um
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Thank you.
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You're such a tease, God.
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So nice, like, you don't love me. I do,
I love you.
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You're just too good for it.
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You planned this.
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I would never.
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Then why are you wearing this lingerie?
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Why am I wearing it?
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I don't know.
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um um
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Thank you.
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Is it mine?
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It is all yours.
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You promise this time?
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I promise.
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I want it to be mine.
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It completely belongs just to you.
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You're gonna tease me right back huh?
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Yes I deserve.
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You drive me crazy.
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I want to feel all of your skin.
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Oh my god.
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Just feeling your arms on me.
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I love
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feeling your body
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I hate
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when we fight
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and we'll do a lot more
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I just wanna be close to you all the
time.
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Your hands are magical.
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Listen to me.
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Everything about you.
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Listen to me.
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I've got you.
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What?
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That's not what you would think.
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What? Oh, just that you're the sexiest
one.
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Shut up. That's not true.
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You are.
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You know that.
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Superstar.
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You're unreal.
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Oh, baby, that's you.
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You're so lucky.
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I am.
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What is this?
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What's going on?
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Who are you?
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I'm the one who's going to give you a
choice.
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That rarely gets given to anybody.
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The choice to start over.
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What are you talking about?
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Tonight, when Patrick asked you where
you thought you'd be if you hadn't taken
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this path.
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brushed it off.
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But you thought about it for a minute.
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You think about it often, don't you?
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Don't you wonder where you would be now
if you had stayed?
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None of that matters anymore.
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It's in the past.
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I can't change any of it.
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I am where I am. That's that.
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But what if it wasn't?
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What if I told you I could take you
back?
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Give you the power of choice?
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Don't you miss your family, Jocelyn?
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You haven't spoken to your parents since
the day you left.
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They're getting so old.
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But I could give you that time back.
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And I'm still miserable.
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Can I come back?
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You're looking a gift horse in the
mouth.
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I am offering you an opportunity that
many people would kill for.
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Indecisiveness was always one of your
worst qualities.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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I want to go back.
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What do I have to do?
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Just go to sleep tonight, and when you
wake up, you'll start your new life.
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