All language subtitles for The Wonder Years 2021 S2E02

In the 60s, every boy dreamed of having
a treehouse.

A place where he could get away from it
all and be a kid.

Read comics, eat candy, shoot spitballs,
and have secret make -out sessions with

the girl no one can ever know he's
making out with.

Dean, what are we doing?

I thought we were kissing.

Am I doing it wrong? Was that your nose?

What if Roger finds out?

I know. I do feel bad for cheating on
him.

I'm cheating on him.

I'm his girlfriend.

You're just his friend.

His best friend, but okay, whatever.

Up until three months ago, he thought
your name was Jean.

I thought you said no one was home.

I don't know why you're getting mad at
me. That judge was treating me like some

sort of thief. Because you stole a car,
Jackie.

Allegedly. You're supposed to say
allegedly. I learned that from Dragnet.

Oh, come to Auntie Jackie.

Oh, look at you. Man, did I love my Aunt
Jackie.

She was what you'd call the fun aunt,
mostly because she had no kids of her

to spoil and no idea of what was
appropriate.

If there's anything you don't
understand, please ask me, not your mom.

I mean, she's still blaming me for the
time you saved Robin Manhood at dinner.

Mama loves her sister, too, but their
relationship was a little more

complicated. We didn't have the
expression drama queen back then or hot

But Aunt Jackie always seemed to be on
the verge of some emotional crisis.

Lucky for you, your boyfriend decided
not to press charges.

Ex -boyfriend?

And Keith should have given me that car
the way he was stepping out on me.

Listen, Jackie, you have to stop living
like this. We can't keep bailing you

out. Think about the example you set for
the kids.

You know what?

You're right.

I can't keep doing what I'm doing, going
from man to man, job to job, city to

city, man to man.

You said man to man twice.

I said what I said, Bill.

But now it's time for me to turn over a
new leaf.

Yeah, stop all my bad habits and get
right.

Well, that sounds wonderful.

Y 'all are such a good influence on me.

I mean that.

In fact, if I'm going to turn my life
around, I gotta be closer to y 'all.

what now? I'll move to Montgomery.

Get my own apartment.

How much it's gonna cost me? Nothing.

This is one of the new lease I'm turning
over.

I'm self -sufficient.

Of course, I'll stay with you just for a
little while until I get on my own two

feet.

Jackie doesn't mean it. I've heard this
new leaf song before, and I ain't buying

it. $68.

$68 I've given your sister since she got
here. How many times has she done this?

She makes a mess of her life and then
expects me to swoop in and pick up the

pieces. I'm not the machine with buttons
she can push that spits out cash

whenever she wants it. And she never
even thanks me. In fact, she resents me

being the responsible one. And is that
something I'm supposed to be apologizing

for? Then she makes that crack about me
being cheap. Bill!

room for one of us to be upset, and it's
the person whose ponytail she cut off

in the fourth grade.

Right.

So, did you bring me anything?

Say, the sequel to Low Lies a Heavy
Heart.

Oh, no, baby. I promised your mama I'd
turn over a new leaf, and those romance

novels will mess with your head. What?
But I have to read it. I have to know if

Ricardo the Stable Boy finds true love
with the Duchess, or will society keep

them apart?

What's going on?

You know you can tell me anything.

Well, I have a girlfriend.

Sweet! Who has a boyfriend.

Oh. Who's also my friend.

Oof. Yeah, it's complicated.

Been there.

But I also kind of dig it.

Falling for someone you know you
shouldn't? It's called Forbidden Fruit?

like that one book about the maid who
falls in love with the prince.

What's it called?

Forbidden Fruit.

Right. I once dated this guy. We were
from very different backgrounds.

He would never introduce me to his
friends.

I wanted him to take me to his country
club, but of course that was out of the

question. He was always wearing khakis
and polos.

Okay, clearly Aunt Jackie was talking
about sleeping with a white guy, but

went right over my head.

All I could think was, my life's just
like a romance novel. How cool is that?

But we can't. But we must.

But we can't. Must.

And if they find out? Let them talk.

Very well, my lady.

I just had an idea.

I'm going to invite Jackie to attend
church with our family on Sunday. You

she'll come? Of course not. I'm just
calling a bluff.

Calling a bluff or showing her up?

I'm saving us time.

She's going to crack eventually and
return back to her old ways.

You're right about that.

I'm going to ask her tomorrow and watch
the excuses start rolling in.

I don't have a Bible. I didn't bring any
church clothes.

I slept with the pastor.

I ain't packing any church clothes.

But, you know, well, who cares?

The good Lord will understand if I'm
dressed a little sexier than those

old church ladies.

I'd love to join you.

Wait, what's the pastor's name?

Singleton.

Whew, okay. Let's go to church.

Yes, yes. Say amen, everybody.

Amen. Now, if you are wanting...

salvation on this morning, you're in the
right place.

Say amen, somebody.

Amen.

We should play a game. Do a shot of
communion wine every time he says

Amen. We'll get us drunk faster.

Jackie, you could at least try to
present a good example for your niece

nephew.

Now, before I start my sermon... Wait,
that wasn't the sermon. Let me just take

this opportunity to ask if there are
any... First time visitors with us this

morning. If you're here, come on stand
and introduce yourselves.

Is there one?

Yes, sister.

Hi, I'm Jackie.

I'd like to start by giving honor to the
pastor and the first lady, the deacon

and the elders and the whatnot.

I also want to thank my older sister.

Lillian Williams, who has put me on the
path to righteousness.

She knows Satan has been very busy in my
life. Yes, he has.

And I've fallen victim to that demon,
alcohol.

I get that from my mama. She would hide
a little flask in a bag of flour.

You know how that goes.

And I have consorted with countless
loose men.

Which, Lillian, warned me again.

Although, Bill was no saint when you met
him. Ain't that right, Bill?

But, like the good Lord, Lillian was
always by my side.

Of course, I don't think the good Lord
would have taught me how to sneak all

those boys into the house the way that
Lillian did.

That's right, she was fast, y 'all.

But now, she saves her body for Bill and
Jesus.

All right, can I get an amen?

Amen.

That was good.

See you next Sunday.

I like going to church with D1, Jackie.

You got me awake almost the whole
service.

Thank you, sweetie.

See you next Sunday. What is she up to?

Look, I'm skeptical, too.

But just in case she is, she's about
getting back together.

Wouldn't it be nice to get out of the
house and off our payroll?

What are you up to?

I heard you mention there's an opening
in the secretary pool at your office.

You want me to work with my sister?

We are still on holy ground, but I will
just think that will not happen.

Hi there. We're Vivian and Cliff Long.
We're friends of the Williams family.

And we look forward to hearing all the
dirt about Lillian back in the day.

I couldn't do that unless you asked me
real nice and bought me a drink.

Actually...

Maybe you all should come over for
supper tonight.

Oh, good.

Hey, look, we're there. Now, warning.

I like my drink strong.

So do I.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, please,
Cliff. She don't want you.

Come on.

All right.

You started that thing.

Uh -huh.

Hurry up.

Jackie, I thought you were giving up
alcohol on your path to righteousness.

It's a grasshopper, just a milkshake
with a little kick to it.

Be cool.

Be cool?

That's my thing.

Can you believe her?

Talking about some be cool. How long I
been saying be cool?

Only have a few minutes to spare, my
lady.

Ew, don't say that.

Yeah, too much.

But as I learned from my favorite book,
it's hard to resist that forbidden

fruit.

I hope they have breath mints in hell,
because we ain't stopping.

That was it. So I moved to Montgomery,
and now all I need is a job.

Oh, you're looking for a job?

I'm surprised Lillian didn't tell you.
Tell me? Tell me what?

Oh, they had just told us about an
opening in the treasury department.

Lillian, what's wrong with you?

Something stuck in your finger?

Oh, is it the B in here?

Wait, treasury?

Isn't that where you work, Lillian?

Yes, but no, I don't think there's a job
open.

In fact, I'm surprised you mentioned it,
considering all the layoffs that have

been happening in our department.

Say what? Nobody told me that. Who they
laying off?

Are you keeping something from me?

No, girl. I just didn't think that
working for the state would be exciting

enough for you. Is that it? Or are you
afraid that I'll embarrass you? Is it

Am I the one getting the boot?

Tell it to me straight, Lillian. Come
on. If you're really serious, I'll call

personnel first thing Monday and see
what they have available.

Lillian, Lillian, Lillian, Lillian,
you're not answering me back.

Lillian, Lord.

I know it's a lot, so don't worry if it
takes you a while to get it. I got it.

It's a lot to remember.

Incoming memos go in these envelopes.
The bottom name tells you which inbox.

outgoing memos get sorted by department,
then put on a card to go off before I

leave. Too bad you couldn't remember to
put some clothes on.

Oh, come on. Let me at least have these
two buttons.

You are hiding my light under a bushel.

That's a Bible reference?

I know.

And you better be taking this seriously.
I put myself on the line to get you

this job.

I get it. You saved me. You're the hero.

Again. But don't worry.

I know what I'm doing.

You've only had one office job. I've had
14.

Mr. Davidson.

Hey, I'd like you to meet my sister,
Jackie. She's going to be joining the

secretarial pool. Ah, welcome aboard,
Jackie.

We're a pretty happy crew here, but I
still run a tight ship.

Aye, aye, Cotton.

I do love a man who knows how to take
command.

Never would have thought the two of you
were sisters, Lillian.

She's a real firecracker. Kaboom!

Boom, boom, boom!

Oh, my.

Jackie.

So I told him, I don't know about your
other girlfriends, but you're going to

buy me a bottle of champagne and a
boatload of flowers if you want me to do

that.

Lillian, your sister's a hoot. Wait,
you're Lillian's sister?

You're nothing alike.

Now, you know that promotion Lillian
just got?

I could add that. You know, if I wanted
to let her shine, you know, I'm all

about my black queen.

Well, you can call me Your Majesty.

Clifford, here are the papers you want.

Clifford, what you talking about?

Oh, the fun police is on patrol.

Mr. Davidson asked me to handle his
personal correspondence.

Sounds like everyone loves you. And who
wouldn't love this?

Hey, you two should come down and visit
me one of these days.

Jackie, you've been there for one day.

You can't be inviting visitors.

I just thought it'd be fun.

The state of Alabama did not hire you
for fun. And frankly. Frankly. Uh -oh.

Professor Killjoy starting another one
of her lectures.

You are too familiar with your superiors
and your peers.

I've been working there for 12 years.
And it can be a challenging environment.

And that's what it is, isn't it? You've
been there forever. And in just one day,

I'm more popular than you. What? No.

I'm not trying to win a popularity
contest.

Mission accomplished.

I'm trying to keep you from losing your
job during the first week. That's how

you see it. But I'm trying to change.

And maybe that's something you can't see
or don't want to.

Kim, can you help me pick out a work
outfit?

Your mama made me dress like a virgin
today.

She makes me dress like a virgin, too.
Like a virgin.

Come on, Bill.

Get with the time.

Yeah, tell her, Monty. I mean, as long
as she's 15. Good Lord.

The next day, I went downtown to run an
errand for Mama.

But before I could do that, I ran
into... Dean, Kisa.

Hey, you want to meet at the treehouse
later? Hey.

Long time, no see, man. Hey.

Roderick, hi. I haven't seen you since I
got back from New York.

Or Kisa. I haven't seen Kisa either.

How crazy is that? I'm taking Kisa to
get ice cream. You want to come?

And be a third wheel?

No, sir. But you two have fun, and don't
do anything I wouldn't do.

Well, that was disturbing and confusing,
because I actually did want some ice

cream. I needed to talk it over with
somebody, so I went to the one person

always understood.

Hang on, Jackie.

Hey, baby.

Let me finish this, and then I'll get
you a snack.

You know, there's free stuff in the
kitchen. And by free, I mean don't let

anyone see you take anything.

Jackie. Keith?

Dean? Mom.

Who's he?

Oh, that's Keith. He came back. Just
like Rodrigo in the stables after the

founding party. How did you find me?
Your sister called me. Lillian?

Jackie. Keith.

When you first came back, I made a few
calls to Atlanta just to see what you

were up to.

I didn't think he would come. It don't
matter what got me back here.

Jackie, I know I'm not perfect.

Ah, that's an understatement. But after
you left, I realized I made a big

mistake letting you go. And then I heard
you got a job, and you're trying to

turn your life around.

And well, it inspired me to try to be a
better man, like those men in those

books you love.

So I'm going to get a job too.

And if you want to live in Montgomery,
then I'll come to Montgomery.

Just so long as we can be together.

Oh, Pooh Star!

I couldn't believe this was happening.
It was just like a romance novel.

The poor ne 'er -do -well scoundrel on
the run from the law reforms for the

woman he loves.

Yes, I realize that I have just
dangerously stereotyped this black man

know nothing about, but let's see how
this goes.

Lily.

I know she's your sister.

This behavior is inappropriate.

She turned the bullpen into some kind of
New York hooting, Manny. Not a thing,

but point taken. I'm so sorry.

I thought she was going to be more like
you.

And I'm afraid I have to make the tough
decision to let her go.

I understand, Mr. Davidson.

Good.

Let me know when you tell her.

Sorry you lost your job, man, Jackie.

It's okay, baby.

Your mama let me down real easy.

I mean, she gave me so many martinis
last night before she told me. I didn't

even realize I was fired till this
morning.

Do you have to go back to Atlanta?

Yeah, I want to give Keith another
chance, especially since he didn't send

jail.

Now that's true love.

Man, relationships are tough.

You are preaching to the choir, son.

But, you know, sometimes maybe people
like you and me, people who feel really

deeply, maybe we just make things a
little more complicated than they need

be.

You think I'm doing that?

Yeah.

Look, I get how exciting forbidden fruit
is.

But maybe you're better off being honest
with your friend.

Then you could have a real relationship
with that girl.

Like you deserve.

Well, I am tired speaking around. Trust
me, that gets old real quick.

Like, one time I was dating this guy and
he said he wanted to be with me, but of

course we only met in my house. And God
forbid I call his place.

So many rules.

Clearly Aunt Jackie was talking about
sleeping with a married guy. But again,

went right over my head.

All I could think about is that she was
right. Keith and I needed to tell

Broderick the truth.

Thanks, Aunt Jackie.

Gonna miss talking to you.

Well, maybe next time talk to your mom.

I mean, she's having more successful
relationships than I have. And I'm

about the relationships before your dad.

Oh, Jackie.

Hey, figured you might want this.

Hey. Wait.

Before we do, you know, kissing stuff, I
have to say something.

I can't keep thinking behind Broderick's
back.

We have to tell him. I just broke up
with Broderick. Seriously?

Problem solved.

Pucker up.

And I'm breaking up with you, too.

What?

I'm not ready for all this relationship
stuff.

It's too hard.

I don't want to be the reason somebody's
happy or sad.

I just want to be me for a while.

But I'm sorry, Dean.

Anybody know what a stable boy does when
he's not kissing?

Bill,

I told you, you don't have to drive me
to the station.

I do if I want to save $4 on cab fare.

Again, I am sorry.

Lillian, stop apologizing.

I know your heart was in the right
place.

No, it wasn't.

I always said to myself that you would
never change. But then, when you

tried to change, turns out I'm the one
who couldn't change.

I always just thought of you as black
sheep Jackie, the screw -up, the train

wreck. Yes, but also Jackie the fun
sister, the popular sister, the one

everybody loves.

It hasn't been easy growing up in your
shadow.

Aw, I had a shadow?

Thank you.

Well, here's what we'll do.

You be more fun.

You know, unbutton that blouse a few
buttons and let them fangs breathe.

And I promise I will get my... together.

Well, you could start by losing the cuss
word. There you go again.

Hiding my light under a bushel.

Now, are you sure about Keith?

I don't want you wasting your time with
a man who cheats.

Well, to be fair, I cheated first. He
just doesn't know.

But New Leaf, here I come.

All right, let's go. Oh, Bill, I got
paid for my three days at the state. So

here's the $68 that I owe you.

Oh, I didn't think you... Thank you.

Oh, wait. I need $15 for the bus.

That's the $20. What?

I can't buy myself a couple of beers
with my money that I earned?

Lillian, I do not know how you put up
with him. I told you you should have

married Edgar.

Bill. Come on, we'll be late.

Edgar? Who's Edgar?