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You're watching The Gay Minute on HuffPo
Live, now with an all -gay crew.
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This week in gay news, the indie drama
Night Nurse, now starring Edie Falco,
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Beanie Feldstein, and Carrie Dubeck, is
finally set to premiere three years
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later after the most COVID delays of any
movie. Also in gay news, Laura Dern...
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Oh, sorry. One sec.
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Hey! Hey! Can I borrow a shirt for the
premiere tonight? All my clothes are
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still wrinkled, and this guy just used
the one I had out to clean up.
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What's on it? C, P, or B?
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I think C and P.
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Oh, fun.
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But no, sorry, I'm coming straight from
work.
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Oh, right.
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How's it been going?
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Great. We just hit 1 ,000 F.
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I'm so happy for you. You're really
killing it. Oh, thanks, pal.
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Oh, and you should just wear your suit
with no shirt tonight.
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You're an actor in the movie. You've got
to bring it.
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Maybe. I'm already doing Little Chain.
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Oh, hey, I've got to go. Bye.
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Hey, would you be mad if I went
somewhere anti -gay for my honeymoon?
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Uh, hello, sweet sister.
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All of the good places are anti -gay.
Well, what does your fiance think?
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I don't care. I would never do that to
you. Lance, I honestly do not care. My
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dream in life is to be able to afford a
trip somewhere anti -gay. Wait, hold on.
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What are you wearing tonight?
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I don't know.
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Maybe something crazy?
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You should absolutely.
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And then I'll go more subdued because I
don't want to draw any attention from
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you. This is your night.
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Okay, this is insane.
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Yeah, this is nice and subtle.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm with Tony.
Excuse me. Tony coming through. Thank
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So, how are we feeling? Good.
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Nervous, you know. I just really want
tonight to go well.
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It's been so long. It'll be perfect.
Just make sure to say how fun the movie
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to shoot, and if anyone asks, the entire
art department all died of cancer.
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Right, of course. Chase, hey!
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You've been killing it these last couple
years.
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Thanks. Your nail polish, your cell
phone company, your natural gas
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And, most importantly, I released my
sophomore album.
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Wait, you did?
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Yep. He's a singer. He wanted to sing,
we heard him, and we left. Oh.
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When did it come out?
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January 6, 2021.
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Yeah, they went live on Spotify right as
the Capitol was being breached. Tough
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break. Now, I gotta ask the question on
everyone's mind. How old are you these
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days? I'm 18.
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Oh, my God. Fuck me. No.
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Almost 18.
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It's been a few days.
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Oh. Well, good to see you, cutie.
Thanks. And now, I have one of the real
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of the night, Carrie Dubek. Hey, yeah, I
had.
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So much fun shooting this movie, and you
know, it was my first ever acting role.
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And was it exactly what you thought it
would be?
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Okay, camera's rolling. Whenever you're
ready, Carrie.
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Cut! Everyone, outside, now!
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There has been a positive!
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Out! Yeah.
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Yeah, it was very fun and chill.
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And it's just so nice that this movie
celebrates the real heroes.
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Yeah, but haven't they also been
celebrated enough? I mean, we banged
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like, two weeks. We did that for a year?
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I just think they get it, you know?
Like, it's 2023.
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Enough with the nurses.
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So, what does your fiancé do?
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Oh, he's a fashion designer, right? No,
he was, but he left the industry during
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the whole pandemic.
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And what does he do now?
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Hey! This is so legit.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, again, I didn't wear a tux band.
You know, I got to go straight to my
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shift. Oh, no, of course.
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I just want to say thank you so much for
your service. You were on the front
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lines, keeping this country running,
risking your life.
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And I think one of the most fun parts
was just hanging out with the cast.
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You know, Edie Falco and Beanie. We live
for Beans. I bet y 'all were always
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yucking it up at lunch.
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Hey, Beanie, mind if I sit?
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Too close!
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Back away!
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It is not safe! Okay. The air is not!
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Yeah, that is what happened, yeah.
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Well, color me gel, and thanks so much
for your time tonight. Thanks, okay.
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Keep the cameras rolling. Streeter
Peters, Dream Team Management. As you
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represent Chase Dreams, Pat Dubek. But
now I also represent some new, and some
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might say better, talent. That's right.
I made a few impulse purchases on TikTok
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during the pandemic.
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And now I represent some really... Fun
people that I'm so passionate about,
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the Barbicata family.
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Oh!
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And what do they do?
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What do they do?
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Well, they are a family. And the four in
the back, they dance together. And the
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little one, she just tumbles in front of
them.
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That's great. So where do you think they
would go in culture?
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Oh, hold on. I also have a TikTok
beekeeper lady.
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Hey! Yeah, is she something?
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I just think the last three years, a lot
of people felt compelled to make a
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change, you know? And with nursing, I
thought I could really make a
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I guess I just found a new calling?
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But nursing school's hard, yo. Like,
seriously, how long did it take? B, I
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like when I started you on season two
with Survivor, and by the time I was
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you watched all 40 seasons, and Grey's
Anatomy, plus all of The Circle. Oh,
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I watched... so much pandemic TV, but I
couldn't do The Circle.
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Yeah, no, I didn't watch The Circle.
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Yes, you did, babe. Remember, I was
studying for the TV exam, and you
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get Netflix to load, and you were just,
like, screaming and crying, like, I just
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want to watch The Circle, remember?
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Yeah, well, fuck me straight to hell. I
guess I did watch The Circle.
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But I don't only watch TV, for the
record. Yeah, no, that's...
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That's not what I meant at all. Brooke's
still killing it as a manager. Our
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partner's here, actually. He's right
there. No, I did not bring 2 ,000 bees
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this premiere. I brought 2 ,000 clients
to this premiere.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to go to the restroom.
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So, in conclusion, acting is so far
everything I thought it'd be. Ant,
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done. That's everybody.
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You can go get a drink if you want. Oh,
I actually want to go do Age Net Worth
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Feet real quick. And let's see those
little piggies. Oh, no, you don't have
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do that one. It's okay. He's my friend.
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Carrie? Carrie!
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Hi, honey.
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Mom, where are you? In here.
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What? Inside my new security detail.
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Oh, you look so handsome.
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Wait.
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Oh.
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Handsome. Thanks. And your eye looks
lovely.
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Where's Brookie?
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Um... Great.
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You're a nurse, too?
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No, I'm a waiter.
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They just made us dress like this
because they nurse.
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So you look like a nurse, but you're
just a waiter.
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Perfect.
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Please take your seats. The screening is
about to begin. Oh, my God. Take three.
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Hi. Hi. Such a fan.
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Thanks. And how old are you now?
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18. On Monday, bitch.
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Well, enjoy the movie, cutie. This
fucking industry.
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Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
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Hi, everyone.
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My fiance is about to sit down, and he
is dressed like a nurse, but he's just
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one of the waiters. Yeah. He is merely
in the service industry.
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Hi. Your wife just told us what you do.
Thank you for your service. You were on
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the front lines, keeping this country
running, risking your life. Oh, my
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God. Hello and good evening.
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Thank you all for coming to the premiere
of Night Nurse, which comes out on VOD
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tomorrow after a very, very long road.
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Oh, please. It is us who should be
thanking you. And as a token of my
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I would now like to give to you the
Barbicato family.
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Oh, let's go, Barbicato.
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I know.
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I think we've all waited long enough for
the movie.
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So what do you say?
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It took 33 years, but tonight you get to
watch people watch a movie. You're in.
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This movie has been a real labor of
love, and I'm so grateful to finally
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it with you all.
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And in a big, beautiful movie theater.
Remember those?
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Because let's be honest, movie theaters
have taken quite a beating these past
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few years, and it's just so special.
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Okay, I'm hearing this movie theater has
been sold. Everyone needs to leave.
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This is now a Starbucks.
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Let's go! We're trespassing! Get out!
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Wait, what the fuck? Is this real? What?
Oh my god, this is so insane.
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What a movie house. A Starbucks, yeah?
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Coming, coming, coming, coming!
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Happier Movies on VOD Day!
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I brought my friends, so we have a full
house.
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Thank you for coming. I know it's dumb,
but I just still wanted to try to make
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this into something.
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Of course, it is something. Yeah, and
honestly, it's better watching movies on
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TV. I mean, like, is it just me, or do
movie theaters suck?
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Totally. People kick in your seat. Yeah,
and I'm sorry, but $8 for a tub of
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popcorn? Like, I gotta put a down
payment down just to get a soda.
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Uh -huh.
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Okay, well, you're all full of shit, but
sure.
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No, for real.
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TV's great. I mean, Friends is on TV,
and now, 20 years later, your movie can
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the new Friends.
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Okay.
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Now, what's the runtime on his bad boy
care?
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89 minutes. Perfect.
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Lance and I just have to leave for a
party at his hospital in 90, so this is
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going to time out great.
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All right.
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Everybody ready?
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Let's get this viewing party started!
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All right. Okay, what is...
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I feel bad we had to leave before Harry
even figured out his passport.
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Yeah, I know, me too, but this party's
very important to me.
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No, yeah, of course. I wouldn't miss
this.
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But also, what is this?
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It's a going -away party for one of our
sign language interpreters. She's moving
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to Bolivia to start a school for the
deaf.
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Pretty cool, right? Yep, yes.
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How good of her.
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Joe, what's up, everybody?
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Yes, I too am his beloved at work.
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Oh, did you see? They got the new
mattress in the break room.
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Oh, hell yeah. The old one was killing
me. I know. So bad, right? I think it's
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the worst, right? The worst. What?
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Hi.
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Damien Davis, the basketball player.
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I'm not sure if you remember me, but we
fucked in early 2020 and you sued me to
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death. Oh, right.
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How are you? Good.
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Good. And I see that you're also dating
a nurse now, too.
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Real talk. Doesn't being around them
make you want to kind of blow your
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out? Oh, no. I'm actually a nurse now
myself.
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What's that?
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Well, I'm in nursing school.
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I've got a long road ahead, but I don't
know. The last few years have sort of
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shifted my priorities. I'm sorry.
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Did every person in the industry just,
like, change careers and start doing
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good? Shh.
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She's coming.
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Pitsy pile?
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Yes! I did it! I'm in! You are?
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Yay! Yeah!
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Yes! It's weirdly the first password I
tried, but with an exclamation point.
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Okay, now I just need to find Night
Nurse and we can watch it.
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Night Nurse not on Hulu?
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Okay, baby boy. We have unfortunately
reached the end of this road for me. No,
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want to watch it with other people so I
can watch them watch.
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I love you deeply. I really do. But I
have to go host Bagel Bites TV. So maybe
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tomorrow? Okay.
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Mom, hey.
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I was just wondering if I could maybe
come over and watch Night Nurse with
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Sure, honey. We could have a little
movie premiere of our own. It'll be even
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better than the one yesterday.
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I just need to figure out which remote
does what and also how to turn on my
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screen. Oh, my God. Never mind, Mom.
Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry. Thank you for talking.
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I just, I'm confused.
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You're a sign language interpreter now?
You were one of the worst people in the
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entire industry. You once called my
brother the F word twice in one meeting.
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Oh, that does sound like me. The old me.
And I was wretched.
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Sick. I was deformed.
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Deformed every morning from the
industry. I'd wake up like this.
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Why? What did it give me? It only took.
It only took.
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It only takes.
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I mean, the industry is not that bad.
Oh, it is. Look, it makes you ill.
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Physically, mentally, spiritually.
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I was becoming a bad person. I sued my
nephew.
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After the last few years, I realized I
have to do something meaningful with my
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life. And now, I wake up in the morning
and guess what?
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What? I start bawling. Out of joy.
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Right when you wake up? Immediately,
yeah.
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Eyes open, tears fall. It's wild.
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Life is wild. It's a gift.
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And it's never too late to heal.
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I'm healing.
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I'm healing!
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That's great. I'm really, really happy
for you, Pitsy. I just, I think I need
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be alone.
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Go for a walk.
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Oh, if you need to take a walk to be
happy, then take that walk.
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Okay. Be well.
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I'm sorry, this is goodbye in sign
language.
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Oh, she... She's a fucking liability,
and everyone knows it. I know it, you
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it, and every patient here... Hey, here
you go.
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Thank you.
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What are we watching?
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This movie, Night Nurse.
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We just came out today. I don't know if
I have a whole movie in me tonight.
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Maybe we can just watch 30 episodes of
Friends. Yeah, that's better.
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Okay.
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Crap.
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Fucking Friends.
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All right, let me see.
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What am I in the mood for?
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Oh, I have been wanting to watch the one
with all the nurses.
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Now this guy has taste.
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Okay, here we go. Season four, episode
seven, the one with all the nurses.
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Damn it.
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What?
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God, this app is so glitchy.
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Fine, I'll just watch this.
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Hey,
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B, what happened? Everybody was asking
where you went. I mean, it's fine. I
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up an excuse, but... Wow!
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How good of you, Lance.
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Well, I guess you're great, and I'm just
a fat piece of crap.
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Oh, whoa, what the hell? You know, just
FYI, you're not that great.
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at work wouldn't be so quick to dab with
you if they knew that you never clean
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the sink.
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Like this fork that's been sitting in
here since God knows when. We're living
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in filth, Lance, because of you.
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OK, I feel like whatever's going on is
not actually about me. And don't even
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me started on the sex.
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Always like, did you come? And I just
want to make sure you came.
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own business dude and there are so many
other examples too i
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just i you know i don't want to share
them right now because i have to i have
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go to the bathroom and i hope to god
that your piss isn't all over the seat
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again b i really don't mean to fight but
that is a hundred percent your piss
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know is now doing good.
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Brooke Duback?
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Long time no talk.
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Hey, just thought I'd call and see how
you were doing after all these years.
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Make sure you're still in real estate,
like you should be.
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Oh no, I actually left real estate.
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You did?
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Yeah!
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rich and that wasn't sitting right with
me anymore. Uh -huh.
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It's like, why should they get the nice
apartments when they're the ones
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covering up those pedophile rings?
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Want that now?
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So good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Give me more, nurse.
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Oh, my God. He's really loving that
nurse. Fuck, yeah.
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Fuck that little fucking twink nurse.
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What?
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Hey!
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Hey! What the fuck are you doing?
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What the fuck are you doing? You're
supposed to be watching Night Nurse, not
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porn. Also, I've seen this porn, and
it's not even good. The one guy's dick
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limp the entire time, and then all of a
sudden he's coming? Please, okay? There
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was no care put into this, but there was
so much care put into Night Nurse. It
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took... Three years to come out. Our
entire art department died. The short
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the mean one, the man, and just no part
of making it was how I thought it'd be.
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But I figured at least when it came out,
I would get to watch people watch it
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and then hear them tell me how good it
was and how proud of me they were. And I
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don't know, maybe they'd even stand up
and I'll chant my name in unison.
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That's a very specific want. It's just,
it's my first ever real thing. And also
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the only thing I've done in the last
three years except this. dumb fantasy
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I shot in Croatia for eight months
called Wind Weaver that no one will ever
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or at least I hope they won't see,
because I play a literal elf with no
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Do you have, like, elf ears?
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You know I do, dude. So could we please,
I beg you, just watch Night Nurse?
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Okay.
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Sure.
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Wait, really? Yes. Oh, thank you. If we
can watch my movie, too. It just came
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out on Apple.
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Wait, so you just didn't watch it? No, I
didn't have two movies in me. That
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makes sense.
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But thank you all for now giving up a
third day of your lives to try and watch
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it with me. We're happy to.
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Oh, and I also invited my friend Jo. I
just haven't seen her in a few years,
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I thought it might be fun to see what
she's up to in front of everyone.
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Well, I hope Mom has all of her remotes
figured out, although I don't have high
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hopes because I couldn't even figure out
how to play it on my TV.
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Wait, have you not been to Mom's new
house yet? No, she moved when I was in
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stupid Croatia, but are we almost there?
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Yeah, almost.
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What?
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Is this a helicopter?
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Yes!
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Sorry, this is your new house? I know,
right?
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I'm worth almost a billion dollars now,
Carrie.
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You are?
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Yeah, isn't that insane?
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I felt plenty rich when I had my own
talk show, but apparently the real money
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in having your own network. Who knew?
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Okay, well, I don't mean to be too
forward, but may I have one million
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Curtis, you're so funny.
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Holy shit. And don't worry. I did figure
out my remotes, or my projectionist
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did. So I figured we'd head up to the
theater around 7. That is, if I can
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finally find it. I know it's on one of
these floors.
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You have a full home theater?
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Oh, and are you guys going to want
snacks for the premiere?
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What do you kids like? You know I need
Reese's Pieces. Oh, yes.
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OK. When it comes snacks, there's
nothing my family and I love more than
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Reese's Pieces.
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And five, four.
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What is happening?
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Hi, Pat.
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Just dropping off some RP swag since we
heard you're a fan.
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Thanks so much.
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Isn't this fun?
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Last week I tweeted the upstairs toilet
won't flush. Why would you tweet that?
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00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,600
Well, that one was supposed to be a text
to Streeter, but now I have a lifetime
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supply of liquid plumber. It really is
so convenient to be powerful.
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Oh, and also, I hope you don't mind,
Carrie, but I invited a few extra people
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tonight. You did?
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Yes, I just thought it'd be more fun
that way.
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There's my security detail. They legally
have to be here.
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Plus, Julie and Chasey. Hey, guys. Hey,
Chasey. Hi, Chasey. And then my sweet
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neighbor, Tony.
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Wait, Tony? That is the full head of
Sony Pictures. I don't even think he was
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there on Friday.
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Well, then I guess this really is going
to be better than the premiere.
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It actually literally is.
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But I don't know who that woman is. She
just showed up and has been saying some
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really intense things about the vaccine.
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Oh, no.
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00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,860
I guess the last few years have really
changed her for the worse.
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Let's go see what else might come out of
her mouth.
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Joe! Hi!
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Nice digs, Mama D. Thanks.
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00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,060
Well,
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I finally got the barbecados to sleep.
They needed four stories.
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Wait, sorry.
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Streeter, your new client live here?
Yep. There hasn't been as much demand
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dancing family of five as I thought
there might be. So until that changes,
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they're shacking up here at Casa Dubik.
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Them and the bees.
401
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,840
The bees?
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00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,560
Yeah. And it's like not everyone at the
insurrection was racist.
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I mean, I should know. I was there.
404
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,860
Oh, my God.
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00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,100
But keep saying more.
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00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,820
The media just wants to paint this
picture of all of us, and it is not.
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00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:57,510
True. I mean, I wouldn't have believed
it myself three years ago, but if you
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00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:01,110
look at Fauci's email... Sorry, we're on
Fauci now? Yeah, we seem to be on
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00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:02,850
Fauci. It is all connected.
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00:23:03,190 --> 00:23:06,910
I actually have some printouts. I can go
grab them if you want. No, that's fine.
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00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:10,610
I think I speak for all of us when I
say, please get those printouts.
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00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:12,050
Great. There are a lot.
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Man, she is bad, huh?
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Pretty much the worst one here by a
mile.
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I'd say compared to her, we're all A
-okay.
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00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:26,430
Excuse me, Mr. Peter.
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My mommy wants to ask if she can have a
glass of wine.
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00:23:31,170 --> 00:23:34,430
She doesn't want a glass of wine. She
just wants me to come back up there.
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That's the barbacados for you. Oh, my
God. Enough with the fucking barbacado
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family.
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00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:44,250
Honey, I completely agree, but why are
you so upset?
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00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:48,970
It's always barbacado family this,
barbacado family that. Like, I know my
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album was a flop, but you don't want me
as a client anymore?
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00:23:51,490 --> 00:23:52,490
What?
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00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:57,060
No, J .C., I don't give a flying fuck
about the barbacado.
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00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,460
No offense, Charlotte, I only signed
those losers because I thought you were
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00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:07,840
going to drop me as a manager. You're
almost 18, and that's when they leave.
428
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,320
You know, that's when they always leave
me.
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00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:15,080
Really? Yes.
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00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:20,850
My God, and who cares if your album was
a flop? No one here cares about your
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00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:25,310
singing at all. Yes, we do. Yes, we care
about it, we love it, and we support
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it. No, of course, of course.
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00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:30,310
But you can also do so much more.
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You are so, so fiscally valuable to me,
J .C., especially now that you're 18.
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00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,710
My God.
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00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,640
I could cover your body in tattoos and
then have them removed six months later
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00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,520
so your body is always just a little bit
blue forever. I could put you in a
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00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,760
Selena Gomez video where you kiss her
bare stomach.
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00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:55,900
I can accidentally film you smoking weed
so you can then sell weed. I mean, the
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00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,220
possibilities are endless.
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00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:06,320
Hey, I effing love you, Chase
Dreamstubeback, and I will never,
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00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:09,470
ever... Drop you as a client.
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00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:16,790
Wait, you're still 17, right?
444
00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:18,390
For five more hours. Okay.
445
00:25:22,510 --> 00:25:23,510
Okay,
446
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:27,290
why don't we all head up to the theater
and watch Carrie's movie?
447
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:31,090
Oh, I mean, sure, but I honestly don't
know if it will be as moving or full of
448
00:25:31,090 --> 00:25:32,890
pathos as what that just was.
449
00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:35,430
Okay, guys, let's put your stuff down
and follow me. Let's go upstairs.
450
00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:36,730
All right, let's do this.
451
00:25:36,930 --> 00:25:38,530
Hey. Have you seen Jo?
452
00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:42,590
I just want to make sure she sits right
in front because I think she will have
453
00:25:42,590 --> 00:25:45,370
some interesting things to say about the
nurses.
454
00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:47,670
Come with me for a sec, okay?
455
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:49,430
Okay.
456
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:52,850
Where are we?
457
00:25:53,570 --> 00:25:54,570
What's up, man?
458
00:25:56,650 --> 00:25:59,890
What? Okay, so I sent Jo home.
459
00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:03,110
What? Why would you do that?
460
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,230
Because you clearly invited her here.
461
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,320
just to make fun of her for some reason,
and that is unkind.
462
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:12,140
So I thought it would be best if she
left.
463
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:19,140
Fuck you.
464
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,580
What? No, don't do this, B. No, fuck
you. That was my guess.
465
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:29,240
Go fucking fuck yourself, Lance. No,
fuck this. Just stay here. Just talk to
466
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,000
No, I don't want to talk to you. I
just... I want you to fucking leave.
467
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,100
You want me to leave? Yes. Like, right
now.
468
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:41,440
Just leave this house? No, I'm not going
to do that. No, yes, I want you to
469
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:47,820
leave this house right now. I just...
Okay,
470
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,640
well, then I guess I'm fucking insane.
471
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,980
So then I'll just see you at home? I
don't know. It's far, so I might just
472
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:01,980
here tonight.
473
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,179
What's up, bitches?
474
00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:20,460
We're here on the red carpet with Night
Nurse star Carrie Dubeck. Carrie, how
475
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:21,459
old are you?
476
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:22,460
I'm 33.
477
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,080
And what is your net worth?
478
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:27,300
$150 ,000.
479
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:28,540
Whoa.
480
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:33,620
Right. Yes, because that is low. And
finally, can we get a peek at those
481
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,180
piggies? OK.
482
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:36,620
Oh!
483
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:42,960
OK, well, that's all for me. I'm Curtis
Paltrow. Back to you, Yasly.
484
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,960
Oh, you gotta do age network.
485
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:51,180
No, I was so mad the press lady at the
premiere told me not to.
486
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:59,380
And now, at long fucking last, let's
watch Night Nurse, or you
487
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:03,040
guys will watch it, and I will watch you
watch it.
488
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,400
Enjoy!
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