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Good to see you. Hi.

Come on in. Come on. Oh, my goodness.

Come on. Come on. I have, um... What? I just have some news.

I have some news I want to share.

Okay, okay, okay. I can't wait.

Put your shit down and get over here.

I'm telling you my news. My news, my news. What?

I'm at the salon and I met this chick and she's gorgeous and...

She gave me her number. Oh, my God. She did?

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

Yay. So, we have a date.

When? I think it's Saturday.

It's Saturday.

So, like, tomorrow.

Oh, my God. How exciting.

So, I am, like, trying to figure out how to make the best impression.

Whether I use, like, a strap -on.

Or a dildo. So you guys got to help me figure out.

Oh, that's a tough one. Yes, I know.

No, strap on.

I don't know. I think dildo.

No, no, no.

Strap on. Come on.

She's younger. She's younger. Or more our age. Not the same age, so.

You two are not helping me. It depends on the toy, though.

Dildo toys, dildo toys.

We've got to figure this out then.

This one's new.

That's nice. Where'd you get that one?

Grab one. We're telling you. I don't know. I still like the dildo. No.

All right. Grab one. Here.

We'll do this.

One ticket. Let's have right here. Come on. Can I pick?

No. The only way to decide is if we try them all.

Okay, I'm good for that. Okay.

Yeah, okay. All right. Then we can decide, right?

That sounds fine with me.

Take your choice, right? Start off, and then we're going to all swap again.

Hey, I'm up for that.

What are girlfriends for?

We have a dildo. We have a dildo.

We have a cock strap on.

You've got the big one, though.

I know, I know.

Spice isn't everything.

That's true.

Do you think she would?

I don't know if she's like this or not.

I don't know if she might.

I put it underneath there.

Do you mean to lose it up?

Just a little.

You know, I have to introduce the lube, too, whether she'd like that or not. I'm

warming you up.

I know my

preference for all of them.

You know, my hand just happened to find a little booty down here.

We're helping, we're helping, we're helping.

She might carry a very large bag for tomorrow.

I should be prepared. I just enjoy myself.

I just enjoy. I'm way enjoying.

I think I still need your help.

We got a nice big booty back over here. I know.

Where's the dildo? We need the bigger one. You and your bigger one.

Start out with this one.

You want to start out with this one? Yeah, because I've got dibs on that big

one. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. That looks so good on you.

My hands have, like, pussy juice all over them.

All right, that's good enough. It becomes undone.

Have you fucked a soy yet?

after a couple minutes.

100 dildos.

100 dildos. There you go.

I got pissed last time we were together.

I'll fit in my bag tomorrow night.

Then we'll hide in the closet.

I think she will.

But thank you, girl.