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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:32,420 [ MUSIC ] 2 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:35,300 CAN WE CHANGE? 3 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:40,820 [ MUSIC ] 4 00:00:40,820 --> 00:00:44,110 I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR THIRTY TWO YEARS, 5 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,110 IN AND OUT OF PRISON LIKE A JUNKIE JACK- IN- THE-BOX. 6 00:00:47,110 --> 00:00:53,120 CHANGE. 7 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,320 STRENGTH OF AN APE. 8 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:03,630 [ MUSIC ] 9 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,130 WHERE WAS I? 10 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:07,630 OH. UH...UH RIGHT. 11 00:01:07,630 --> 00:01:09,640 CHANGE. CHANGE RISING... 12 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,640 FROM, OH... THIS DOESN'T TURN OUT GOOD. 13 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:26,440 [ MUSIC ] 14 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,940 CAN WE CHANGE? 15 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:44,170 I'M JERRI BLANK, AND THIS IS MY STORY. 16 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:48,120 STRANGLERS WITH- 17 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,490 CAN, UH- 18 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:53,600 GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. OH THAT'S ME! 19 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,600 MOMMY, I'M HOME. 20 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:01,600 NO, NO, WRONG HOUSE. 21 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,110 CAN I HELP YOU? 22 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:08,110 UH, WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? 23 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:11,110 UH, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG HOUSE, DEAR. 24 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:18,620 I THINK I WOULD KNOW MY OWN HOUSE. 25 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:20,620 YEAH, THIS IS IT. 26 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,630 WELL, NICE TO HAVE MET YOU. 27 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:36,140 I THINK WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A LITTLE SITUATION. 28 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:40,140 AHH! SONS OF BITCHES! 29 00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:41,650 GOD. I'M JERRI BLANK! 30 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,650 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU ARE? 31 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:46,150 JERRI BLANK. OH, MY MUGALUCKS. 32 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:51,150 WOULD YOU STAY ON THE RUNNER PLEASE? 33 00:02:51,150 --> 00:02:54,160 SO, UH MAYBE YOU WANNA TELL ME WHO YOU ARE? 34 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,160 I'M SARA BLANK. I'M MARRIED TO YOUR FATHER. 35 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,610 WELL, DOESN'T THAT UPSET MY MOTHER? 36 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,610 HOW DO I PUT THIS DELICATELY? 37 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:04,620 YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD, YOUR FATHER'S UPSTAIRS IN A COMA 38 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:06,620 AND WE HAVE A SON, DERRICK. 39 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,120 SO, THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING BY. 40 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,120 I WANT MY DADDY! DADDY! 41 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,130 MISS. I'M SORRY, MISS. 42 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:14,130 DADDY!? 43 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:16,130 MISS, WOULD YOU PLEASE STAY ON THE RUNNER? 44 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:19,130 DADDY! 45 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:20,130 DR. PUTNEY? 46 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:21,130 YES. 47 00:03:21,630 --> 00:03:23,140 I'M JERRI BLANK. 48 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,640 JERRI BLANK! 49 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:29,140 I DELIVERED YOU! I STILL HAVE THE SCARS. 50 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:31,650 BORN WITH A COMPLETE SET OF TEETH. MEDICAL MARVEL. 51 00:03:32,150 --> 00:03:34,650 DR. PUTNEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DADDY? 52 00:03:34,650 --> 00:03:38,650 YOUR FATHER HAS WHAT WE CALL A STRESS INDUCED COMA. 53 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:44,160 YOU SEE, AFTER YOU LEFT HOME, YOUR MOTHER DIED OF GRIEF. 54 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,160 MOTHER. 55 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,160 MAY I KEEP THESE? 56 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,660 OF COURSE, JERRI, 57 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:52,170 BUT I'LL KEEP THE URN, IT'S STAINLESS STEEL. 58 00:03:52,170 --> 00:03:54,170 AS I WAS SAYING, THE STRESS OF HER DEMISE 59 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:58,670 COMBINED WITH ANQUISH OVER YOUR DISAPPEARANCE 60 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:02,180 LED TO THIS DEATH-LIKE RIGOR WHICH YOU SEE BEFORE YOU. 61 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:09,180 PAPPI! I'M SO SORRY THAT I DIDN'T CALL. 62 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,180 AH! 63 00:04:11,180 --> 00:04:12,690 WHAT WAS THAT? 64 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:14,190 MAYBE IT WAS JUST A NERVOUS REACTION. 65 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:16,190 NO, I POKE NEEDLES IN HIM ALL THE TIME AND I NEVER GET A RESPONSE. 66 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:21,700 SOMEHOW YOUR MERE PRESENCE IS BRINGING HIM BACK TO LIFE. 67 00:04:21,690 --> 00:04:26,200 QUICK, EVERYONE, OUT INTO THE HALL! 68 00:04:34,710 --> 00:04:40,710 HIS SLIGHT MOVEMENT DEFIES ALL MEDICAL LOGIC. 69 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,220 IS MY DADDY'S GONNA BE FIXED NOW? 70 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,720 HARD TO SAY, JERRI. HARD TO SAY. 71 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:51,220 THIS WOULD BE MY ADVICE. STIMULATE HIM. 72 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:54,730 TAKE HIM BACK TO THAT MAGICAL TIME WHEN LIFE WAS GOOD 73 00:04:54,730 --> 00:04:57,730 AND PRECIOUS AND WORTH BEING CONSCIOUS FOR, 74 00:04:57,730 --> 00:05:00,230 WHEN YOU WERE STILL HIS LITTLE GIRL. 75 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:04,240 THATS IT! 76 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,740 I'M HESITANT TO ASK. 77 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,240 I'M PICKING UP MY LIFE EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF! 78 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,750 I'M GONNA GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL, AND BE THE GOOD GIRL I NEVER WAS 79 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:13,250 OR HAD ANY DESIRE TO BE! 80 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,250 MAYBE THAT WILL HELP SAVE MY DADDY. 81 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,750 WELL, THAT'S A START, JERRI, 82 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,250 BUT YOU HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN GOOD. 83 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:22,260 YOU CAN'T REVERSE 32 YEARS OF DEPRAVITY IN A SINGLE DAY. 84 00:05:22,260 --> 00:05:24,760 YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT. 85 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:29,060 WE CALL IT BALANCING THE PSYCHIC EQUATION. 86 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,060 WHO'S WE? 87 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,060 YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE IN MY CAR POOL. 88 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:35,570 BUT THE POINT IS, YOU HAVE BE SPECIAL, JERRI. 89 00:05:35,570 --> 00:05:37,070 SPECIAL. 90 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,070 YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE HONOR ROLL, WIN THE SPELLING BEE. 91 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:41,570 BE PROM QUEEN? 92 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:44,580 MAKE THE HONOR ROLL. 93 00:05:44,580 --> 00:05:47,580 WELL, I'VE SAID ENOUGH. 94 00:05:47,580 --> 00:06:00,090 THANK YOU FOR COMING, DOCTOR. 95 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:01,590 OH. HI. 96 00:06:01,590 --> 00:06:04,100 MOM, I'M HOME. 97 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:07,100 OKAY, WHO IS THAT, AND WHY DOES HE BOTHER ME? 98 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,600 JERRI, THIS IS OUR SON, DERRICK. 99 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,110 LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE, DERELICT. 100 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:16,610 I THINK IT WOULD BE BEHOUVY OF YOU NOT TO CUT INTO MY MOMMY TIME, ALRIGHT? 101 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,110 WE'RE- - UH- - BONDING. 102 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,610 MOM, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 103 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:23,620 IT'S ALL RIGHT, DARLING. GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND LOCK THE DOOR. 104 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,120 SO, UH WHERE DO I STOWS ME STUFF? 105 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:34,130 ALL RIGHT, JERRI, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OLD ROOM BACK, 106 00:06:34,130 --> 00:06:36,130 BUT ONLY UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS BETTER. 107 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:40,630 OH, HERE'S YOUR MOTHER. 108 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:44,140 YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. HEY, WHEN'S EATS? 109 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,140 WHAT? 110 00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:47,140 I TAKE CHORIZO AND EGGS ON A FLOUR TORTILLA. 111 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,640 BUT GO EASY ON THE JALAPENOS, THOUGH, I'VE GOT A BIT OF THE SQUIRTIES. 112 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,150 GOD, I'M GOING TO BED. 113 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:54,150 BED? 114 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:56,150 GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY. 115 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:12,870 [CAR HONKING] 116 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:29,380 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 117 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,890 WELL, HOW DO I LOOK? 118 00:07:32,890 --> 00:07:34,890 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHIRT? 119 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,390 I KNEW YOU WOULD WANT TO TAKE ME TO SCHOOL ON MY FIRST DAY, MOMMY. 120 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,390 ARE YOU INSANE? 121 00:07:38,390 --> 00:07:39,890 DADDY, COMA. 122 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:41,390 OK. 123 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:11,420 I'M AFRAID. WHAT IF THE KIDS DON'T LIKE ME? 124 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:13,430 WHAT IF I DON'T FIT IN? 125 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:14,930 WHAT IF? 126 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:16,930 THE FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL IS ALWAYS SCARY, JERRI. 127 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,930 ESPECIALLY THE SECOND TIME AROUND. 128 00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:23,440 JUST BE YOURSELF, AND IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT, 129 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,440 WE'LL KNOW WHERE THE PROBLEM LIES. 130 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:30,440 MAYBE I SHOULD GO HOME AND CHANGE. 131 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:35,950 GET OUT OF MY CAR! GET OUT. 132 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,950 CHECK OUT THE WIDE LOAD WHO GOT A RIDE FROM MOMMIE. 133 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,450 THAT'S THE LAST TIME, OLD LADY! 134 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:44,460 GOD, YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME! I HATE YOU! 135 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,460 PICK ME UP AT 3:15. DON'T BE LATE. THANKS, MUMSY. 136 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,960 YOU KIDDING? 137 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:55,970 GOD. MOTHERS, THEY CAN BE SO CLINGY, RIGHT? 138 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,470 JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GROW UP. 139 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:02,480 HEY, CHECK OUT THE THUMBSUCKER GETTING A RIDE FROM HIS MOMMIE. 140 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,980 WHAT A CHUMP. 141 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,980 HEY DON'T WORRY, I'LL CHANGE HIS DIAPERS FOR YOU. 142 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:16,990 HI, I'M JERRI. WOULD YOU LIKE TO CARRY MY BOOKS? 143 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,500 ALICE, HENRY. 144 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:29,970 SO NICE TO HAVE MEMBERS OF THE SCHOOLBOARD IN MY CHAMBERS. 145 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,470 CAN I FIX YOU TWO A DRINK? 146 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:33,970 THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL, ONYX. 147 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,480 MY MISTAKE. WOULD YOU CARE TO HANDLE MY PISTOL? 148 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,480 NO THANKS. 149 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,980 ALICE? 150 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,480 I THINK I'VE HANDLED YOUR PISTOL ENOUGH. 151 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,480 SORRY, THAT WAS INSENSITIVE. 152 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:47,990 SO, AS TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE OF THIS SURPRISE ATTACK VISIT? 153 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:51,990 MAY I BLITHELY ASSUME YOU'RE HERE TO DELIVER THE REST OF OUR DISCRETIONARY FUNDING? 154 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:54,490 LOOK, ONYX, YOU WERE REQUIRED TO SEND US DOCUMENTATION 155 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:58,500 PROVING THAT YOUR STUDENTS HAVE ACTUALLY ACHIEVED THE HIGH TEST SCORES THAT YOU CLAIM. 156 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,500 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE MY PACKAGE? 157 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,500 IRIS! 158 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,000 YES, PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN? 159 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,510 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOCUMENTS THE SCHOOL BOARD REQUESTED? 160 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:09,010 I DON'T KNOW. 161 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:14,510 I KNOW WHAT MUST'VE HAPPENED. I DIDN'T SEND IT. 162 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,020 I'M GLAD THAT'S CLEARED UP. I'LL TAKE THAT DRINK NOW. 163 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:19,020 IF WE DON'T RECEIVE CONCRETE PROOF BY NEXT WEEK, 164 00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,020 YOU WILL NOT BE RECEIVING ANY FUTURE FUNDING, 165 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:25,530 AND AS REQUIRED BY LAW WILL RETURN ANY AND ALL MONIES THE BOARD HAS ALREADY PROVIDED. 166 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,530 UNDERSTAND? 167 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:30,530 BUT ALICE, I NATURALLY ASSUMED, THAT GIVEN OUR PAST LONG STANDING MUTUALITY 168 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:34,530 THAT YOU WOULD PERHAPS BE MORE GENEROUS WITH YOUR LETTING IT SLIDE. 169 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,540 OUR DAYS OF SLIDING ARE OVER. 170 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,040 AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE? 171 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,040 NO, HENRY, YOU ARE NOT MISSING ANYTHING, 172 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,040 AND NEITHER AM I. 173 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,040 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, ALICE. 174 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:45,550 ARE YOU? 175 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:51,550 LET ME ASK A QUESTION HERE. 176 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,550 DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH ALICE? 177 00:10:54,550 --> 00:11:00,060 YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO PROVE YOUR STUDENTS ARE ABOVE AVERAGE IN ANY WAY. 178 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,560 I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. I'M ON THE SCHOOL BOARD. 179 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,070 I HAVE 3000 STUDENTS, AND NEARLY A DOZEN TEACHERS, 180 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:17,580 SURELY ONE OF THEM MUST HAVE A DECENT BRAIN. 181 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:26,090 HEY! HEY THATS MY CAR! HEY! 182 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:31,090 OH, I'M GOING TO JAIL. 183 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,090 GOD DAMMIT! 184 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,600 YOU LOOK LOST. 185 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,100 WELL... 186 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,100 IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN TALK TO ME, I'M THE ART TEACHER. 187 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,600 I MAY BE AN AUTHORITY FIGURE, BUT I HAVE THE MIND A CHILD. 188 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:47,610 WELL, TODAY'S MY FIRST DAY BACK AT SCHOOL AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 189 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,610 THERE'S NO REASON TO BE NERVOUS. 190 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:53,110 JUST REMEMBER THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 191 00:11:53,110 --> 00:11:57,120 IF IT DOESN'T GO RIGHT, THERE'S NO WAY TO GET IT BACK. 192 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:07,630 NO WAY... 193 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:09,630 I'M HERE TO SEE THE PRINCIPAL. 194 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:15,130 PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN IS BUSY. HAVE A SEAT. 195 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:35,650 WHAT'S SHAKIN', RED? CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES? 196 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:38,660 I'M JERRI. JERRI BLANK. 197 00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:41,160 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR? BOOST SOME GOODIES? 198 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,660 YOU CAN TELL MAMA. 199 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,660 I DIDN'T MAKE MY SCHOOL FUNDRAISING QUOTA. 200 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:46,670 THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA CALL MY PARENTS. 201 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,170 AHH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 202 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:51,670 TELL YOU WHAT, USUALLY I ONLY LOOK OUT FOR NUMERO ME, 203 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,670 BUT I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE SWEET, 204 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:58,680 SO I JUST MIGHT BE WILLING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY SPICY BUFFALO WING, HMM BUTTER CHOP? 205 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:03,180 I'LL NEVER SLAP YOU AROUND, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU GET OUT OF LINE. 206 00:13:03,180 --> 00:13:05,180 LISTEN, NICO, YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY. 207 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:07,190 ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE WEEK. 208 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:09,190 LOP MY HEAD OFF!? 209 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:15,190 GO AHEAD, WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER...OH RIGHT.. 210 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:20,700 HOW ABOUT IN THE MEANTIME, COULD I INTEREST YOU IN A BRIGHT SHINY SCHOOL BUS? 211 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,200 I COULD STOCK IT FULL OF FRESH YOUNG CHEERLEADERS. 212 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,710 HELLO? 213 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,210 HELLO. 214 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,210 PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN? 215 00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:31,710 WHO WANTS TO KNOW? 216 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,210 I'M JERRI BLANK, AND... WELL, I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL HERE AND I'D LIKE TO COME BACK. 217 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,720 I'M SORRY BUT ALL OF OUR CUSTODIAL POSITIONS ARE FILLED. 218 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,720 WELL, I WANT TO BE A STUDENT. 219 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,720 WHAT? 220 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,720 I'M STARTING MY LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN AND I'M PICKING UP EXACTLY WHERE I LEFT OFF. 221 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,730 I DON'T THINK- WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR IQ? 222 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,730 PISCES. 223 00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:51,230 LISTEN, BLANK, I'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH HUNGRY RATS ON MY SINKING SHIP. 224 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,730 I'VE GOT THE SCHOOL BOARD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK 225 00:13:53,730 --> 00:13:56,240 LIKE A DRUNKEN JOCK AT A RUFIE PARTY. 226 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:58,240 SCHOOL BOARD! 227 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:01,240 WHY WOULD I DOCTOR THE BOOKS IN ORDER TO IMPROVE THE OVERALL TEST SCORES OF THE STUDENT BODY 228 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,740 JUST SO I COULD COLLECT BONUS FUNDS FROM THE STATE, 229 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,740 WHICH I WILL FULLY MISAPPROPRIATED 230 00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,750 IN ORDER PAY OFF LARGE GAMBLING DEBTS? 231 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,250 IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP, BLANK. 232 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,250 INVESTIGATE ME ALL YOU WANT. 233 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,250 HOW DEEP YOU IN? 234 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,260 THEY TOOK TWO OF MY TOES! 235 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,260 OOH. I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE? 236 00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:20,260 YOU'VE LOST SOME TOES? 237 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,760 NO, I'VE TAKEN A FEW. 238 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,760 LISTEN, BLANK, AS FAR AS I KNOW, OR AM WILLING TO FIND OUT, 239 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,760 I CAN NOT LEGALLY KEEP YOU OUT OF SCHOOL. 240 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,770 BUT I'LL BE WATCHING YOU, BLANK. 241 00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:30,270 AND IF YOU AS SO MUCH SLIP UP ONCE AS YOU STEP OUT OF LINE, 242 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,770 YOU ARE ES' SCRAM E' VOUS! NOW GET OUT! 243 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:36,280 THANKS, PRINCIPLE BLACKMAN. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 244 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:41,730 OTHER THAN THAT, THERE'S NO REASON FOR WOMEN TO HAVE BREASTS. 245 00:14:41,730 --> 00:14:45,530 THAT CONCLUDES OUR UNIT ON REPRODUCTION. 246 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:49,040 THE IMPORTANT THING FOR YOU KIDS TO REMEMBER- - 247 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:08,060 GODDAMNIT! 248 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:12,060 WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT. 249 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,060 JERRI BLANK. 250 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:19,570 OK MR. BLANK, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. 251 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:26,580 OH...ALRIGHT. WELL, HELLO, I'M JERRI BLANK 252 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,580 AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 253 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:32,080 I'M ALSO ADDICTED TO AMPHETAMINES AS WELL AS MAINLINE NARCOTICS. 254 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,080 SOME PEOPLE SAY I HAVE A SEX ADDICTION, 255 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,590 BUT I THINK ALL THOSE YEARS OF PROSTITUTION WAS JUST A MEANS 256 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,090 TO FEED MY RAVENOUS HUNGER FOR HEROIN. 257 00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:41,090 IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE CHICKEN OR THE NUGGET. 258 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:44,590 THE POINT IS I'M ADDICTED TO GAMBLING. THANK YOU. 259 00:15:44,590 --> 00:15:50,100 OH, AND MY DADDY'S IN A COMA. 260 00:15:50,100 --> 00:16:02,110 OKAY, JERRI, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT. 261 00:16:02,110 --> 00:16:04,110 LADIES... 262 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,620 ALRIGHT, LET'S GET BACK TO CLASS. 263 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:19,130 NOW, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW, THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR FOR ME. 264 00:16:19,130 --> 00:16:23,130 FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS ONE YEAR AGO SINCE I HIT ROCK BOTTOM, 265 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:27,140 DISCOVERED GOD, AND REALIZED THAT EVOLUTION IS A FARCE. 266 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,640 SECOND OF ALL, IT'S SCIENCE FAIR TIME AGAIN, 267 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,640 WHERE YOU STUDENTS GET TO MAKE UP SCIENCE PROJECTS, 268 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:34,640 WHICH THEN GO TO THE STATE SCIENCE FAIR TO COMPETE AGAINST 269 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:40,150 ALL THE OTHER SCHOOLS IN THE STATE- - ON SATURDAY. 270 00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,150 WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK? 271 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,150 LOOK! 272 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,150 I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU A MONTH AGO 273 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,660 BUT MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IMMORTAL SOULS 274 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,660 AND KEEPING THEM FROM THE LAKE OF FIRE! 275 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,660 SORRY! 276 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:54,660 NOW UNLESS BEELZEBUB HERE WANTS TO POKE ME WITH HIS PITCHFORK SOME MORE, 277 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:59,670 I'D LIKE TO TEACH MY CLASS. I'M GOING TO PUT THIS SIGN UP SHEET OUT INTO THE HALL, 278 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:06,120 AND YOU CAN ALL SIGN UP FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL EVENT OR NOT. 279 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,130 IT DON'T MAKE NO NEVERMIND TO ME. 280 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:11,630 ALRIGHT, OPEN YOUR SCIENCE BOOKS TO PAGE 15. 281 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,630 GALILEO'S LETTERS TO THE CORINTHIANS. 282 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:17,140 CHAPTER 3 VERSE 16. 283 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:20,640 AND WHEN THE DEMON DID GIVE ME THE TELESCOPE I WAS SO AFRAID, 284 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,640 FOR THE LIGHTS OF HEAVEN WERE BEYOND MY KNOWING... 285 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,150 BUSTED! 286 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,150 SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE ENTIRE CLASS, JERRI? 287 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:34,650 DID YOU DRAW THIS? 288 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,660 HE GAVE IT TO ME. 289 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:44,160 MINIOKO DID YOU DRAW THIS? 290 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:48,170 OK JERRI. I GUESS YOU'RE BOTH A LIAR AND A SNITCH. 291 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,670 SEE ME AFTER CLASS. 292 00:17:49,670 --> 00:18:02,180 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 293 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:04,180 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 294 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,690 YES, JERRI. I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU. 295 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:11,690 AND IF YOU GIVE ME ANY EXCUSE, I WILL BRING THE HAMMER DOWN. 296 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,690 DO WE GET EACH OTHER? 297 00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,190 YOU BET. 298 00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:17,200 OK, YOU CAN GO. 299 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,200 FAGGOT. 300 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 301 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200 WHAT DID YOU HEAR? 302 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200 I'D RATHER NOT REPEAT IT. 303 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:29,710 WELL THEN, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. 304 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,210 OH DOMINIS... 305 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,710 HEY CHUCK. 306 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,210 GEOFFREY. 307 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:35,210 TRY AND GUESS WHAT I DID WITH MY ART CLASS TODAY? 308 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,220 I DON'T THINK SO. 309 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,720 WE BROKE IN THAT NEW KILN BY PLACING ITEMS IN IT THAT THE MANUAL SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS. 310 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,220 I CAN SEE WHY CAR BATTERY IS NEAR THE TOP OF THE LIST. 311 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,720 I GET IT NOW. 312 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,230 GEOFFREY, I'M BUSY. 313 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,230 DID YOU GET MY NOTE? 314 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,730 YEAH, ONE OF MY STUDENTS FOUND IT. 315 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:55,230 IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME. 316 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,740 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 317 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:58,240 I WAS DRAWING IT FROM MEMORY. 318 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,240 LOOK, GEOFFREY I'M GLAD YOU STOPPED BY, 319 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,740 I'D LIKE YOU TO LEAVE. 320 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:10,250 SORRY. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 321 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:16,250 IT'S OVER. 322 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,260 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, CHUCK? 323 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,760 I NEED MORE OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP THAN I'M WILLING TO PUT IN. 324 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,270 AND I THINK I DESERVE BETTER. 325 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,770 DON'T YOU? 326 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:36,280 HEY. HEY, I KNOW THIS IS HARD ON YOU. 327 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,280 IT WOULD BE HARD FOR ME TOO IF I BROKE UP WITH ME. 328 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,280 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOSING. 329 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,790 THE IMPORTANT THING IS... 330 00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:57,300 I'M TAKING THIS BACK! 331 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,800 GEOFFREY! 332 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:03,390 WOULD YOU HANG THIS UP IN THE HALLWAY? 333 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,890 I HATE YOU. 334 00:20:04,890 --> 00:20:25,410 PLEASE GEOFFREY. I GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM MY WIFE. 335 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:27,410 HEY GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 336 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:31,410 SORRY WE'VE BEEN PICKIN' ON YOU. 337 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:33,920 TO MAKE IT UP, WE GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN'. 338 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,420 YOU GUYS PUT DOG SHIT IN MY LOCKER? 339 00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:40,920 WHO YOU CALLIN' A DOG? 340 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,420 THAT'S OURS. 341 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,430 LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR BOOKS. 342 00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:48,930 WHAT'S HAPPENIN DERRICK? 343 00:20:48,930 --> 00:20:50,430 GET OUT OF HERE STUMP! 344 00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,930 WHO'S THE NEW KID? 345 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:53,440 I THINK SHE'S MY SISTER OR SOMETHING. 346 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,940 WELL, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU TOO, NEW KID. 347 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,940 A SURPRISE? A SURPRISE FOR ME? 348 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,460 HEY. HEY, WAIT UP. 349 00:21:22,460 --> 00:21:23,970 THAT WAS AMAZING. 350 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,470 AHH, IT WAS NOTHING. 351 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:26,470 FLIPIPINO? 352 00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:27,470 INDONESIAN. 353 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:28,970 JAVA OR SUMATRA... 354 00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:30,470 SUMATRA. 355 00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:32,470 I SMUGGLED A LOT OF PEPPERCORNS ACROSS THE STRAIGHTS OF SUNDA. 356 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,480 ROUGH SEAS. 357 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,980 MY NAME IS MEGAWATTI SACARNAPUTRI. 358 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,480 NOT THAT MEGAWATTI SACARNAPUTRI, IT'S A COMMON NAME. 359 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,480 JERRI. JERRI BLANK. 360 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:46,990 HEY, THE SCIENCE FAIR. 361 00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:48,490 ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT SIGNING UP? 362 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,990 NO, I'M THINKING ABOUT PUSSY. SCIENCE FAIR'S FOR QUEERS. 363 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:54,500 IT'S NOT, JERRI. IT'S REALLY SPECIAL. 364 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:59,000 SPECIAL. WHY IS THAT WORD IMPORTANT TO ME? 365 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,000 (DR. PUTNEY) YOU HAVE TO BE SPECIAL, JERRI. 366 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,510 SHHHH... 367 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,510 (DR. PUTNEY) DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 368 00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,510 NOT NOW, BRAIN, I'M TRYING TO THINK. 369 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,010 (DR. PUTNEY) ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT WINNING THE SCIENCE FAIR 370 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:14,020 MIGHT JUST BE THAT SPECIAL THING THAT WAKES YOUR FATHER UP! 371 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:18,520 THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THAT PENCIL, WE'VE GOT A SCIENCE FAIR TO WIN. 372 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,520 WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING LOOMING AROUND MY OFFICE? 373 00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:23,530 WE JUST SIGNED UP FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR. 374 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:25,530 GET TO CLASS! 375 00:22:25,530 --> 00:22:29,530 WIN THE SCIENCE FAIR... THAT'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYBODY ANY GOOD. 376 00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:34,040 (ALICE) YOU HAVE ONE WEEK TO PROVE YOUR STUDENTS ARE ABOVE AVERAGE IN ANY WAY. 377 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:40,040 NOT NOW BRAIN, I'M TRYING TO THI..WAIT A SECOND. 378 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:46,050 IRIS! GET ME ROGER BEEKMAN! I'VE GOT A SCIENCE FAIR TO WIN. 379 00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:48,050 DADDY, I'M HOME! 380 00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,550 OOOH...YUM YUM YUM. 381 00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:51,550 YOU WANT MY SAUSAGE, RIGHT? 382 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:52,550 DADDY? 383 00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:56,060 OOOH..NICE SHANK! 384 00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,060 SUCCULENT. 385 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,560 WHO'S THIS? 386 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,560 OH. UH JERRI, THIS IS STEW, OUR MEAT MAN. 387 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,070 MOTHER. 388 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:05,570 STEP-MOTHER, JERRI. 389 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:10,070 I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT SLITHERED OUT OF MY WOMB. 390 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:32,090 SCIENCE FAIR. IDEAS BY JERRI BLANK. 391 00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,100 NUMBER ONE. 392 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:46,110 EASY. 393 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,110 SCIENCE FAIR IDEAS... 394 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:50,110 SCIENCE FAIR IDEAS... 395 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:13,640 THE MONKEY'S HITTING THE OTHER MONKEY WITH A VIOLIN. 396 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:51,170 THIS IS NICE. FAMILY. 397 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:56,680 YOU GOT THE MOMMY AND THE DADDY AND THE BROTHER AND SISTER AND...THE THIS GUY. 398 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:02,180 [GROWLING] 399 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:04,190 JUST GETTIN' A ROLL. 400 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:07,690 YOU CROSS MY CHOW ZONE AGAIN YOUR GONNA PULL BACK A BLOODY STUMP. 401 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:08,690 SARA? 402 00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:10,190 JERRI! 403 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,190 MOMMY. HEY DADDY, I SIGNED UP FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR TODAY- - 404 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,700 HEY. WE DON'T SPEAK WITH FOOD IN OUR MOUTHS AT THIS TABLE. 405 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,200 I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD IN MY MOUTH. 406 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,200 WELL, PUT SOME IN. 407 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,200 HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, DERRICK? 408 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:25,210 THE COACH MADE ME THE CO- CAPTAIN OF THE JR. VARSITY SQUAT THRUST TEAM! 409 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,210 THAT'S FABULOUS! 410 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,210 WAY TO GO, FAG LICK. 411 00:25:29,210 --> 00:25:31,210 JERRI, LANGUAGE. 412 00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:36,220 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW STUMP, THE VARSITY SQUAT THRUST TEAM TOOK THIRD IN ALL CONFERENCE. 413 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:38,220 AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU NOT GAY? 414 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:40,220 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, TROLL? 415 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,720 WE SQUAT TOGETHER, WE SPOT EACH OTHER ON THE WORK OUT MAT, 416 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,230 AND WE PLAY GRAB-ASS IN THE SHOWERS! 417 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:46,730 HOW IS THAT GAY? 418 00:25:46,730 --> 00:25:52,230 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BRISKET? 419 00:25:52,230 --> 00:25:53,740 WHO IS THIS GUY AGAIN? 420 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,240 JERRI! STEW IS OUR MEAT MAN AND HE IS DESERVING OF OUR RESPECT! 421 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,240 I JUST WANTED TO TELL DADDY THAT I SIGNED UP FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR TODAY. 422 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,240 HEY JERRI. 423 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:07,250 YOUR PROJECT COULD BE ABOUT FINDING THE LINK BETWEEN A LOSER AND A FATTY. 424 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:14,260 NEXT TIME I'LL TAKE A THUMB! 425 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,260 THAT'S IT! GET OUT! 426 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,760 HE STARTED IT. 427 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,260 OH, MY DARLING! 428 00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:19,260 RIGHT NOW! 429 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,260 YOUR NOT MY REAL DADDY! 430 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,260 YOUR NOT MY REAL DAUGHTER! 431 00:26:22,260 --> 00:26:23,770 STOP IT! 432 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,270 GO TO YOUR ROOM! 433 00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,770 JERRI! 434 00:26:26,770 --> 00:26:29,770 JERRI! 435 00:26:29,770 --> 00:26:30,770 LEAVE THE PLATE! 436 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,270 NOW STOP IT! 437 00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:35,780 YOU LITTLE BITCH! 438 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:47,040 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, IT NEVER MEANT MUCH TO ME TO HAVE A BABY. 439 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,040 BUT THEN I FOUND OUT NOBODY WANTED TO GIVE ME ONE. 440 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:53,040 AND NOBODY DENIES ME SOMETHING I THINK I MIGHT WANT. 441 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,550 CHUCK. 442 00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:56,550 GEOFFREY. 443 00:26:57,050 --> 00:27:00,550 EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 444 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:03,060 I WANT TO WIN THAT STATE SCIENCE FAIR THIS YEAR. 445 00:27:03,050 --> 00:27:04,560 DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! 446 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,060 I WANT TO SHOW THAT SCHOOL BOARD JUST WHAT FLATPOINT STUDENTS ARE CAPABLE OF, 447 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,060 EVEN IF THEY ARE INCAPABLE OF IT. 448 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:11,060 NOBLET, YOU'RE THE SCIENCE TEACHER. WHAT'S THE PROGRESS? 449 00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:12,560 PROGRESS? 450 00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:14,070 GOOD. 451 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:16,570 I DON'T WANT A REPEAT OF LAST YEAR'S FIASCO. WHICH REMINDS ME. 452 00:27:16,570 --> 00:27:18,070 NO WOLVES. 453 00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,070 HERE'S THE PLAN. 454 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:22,070 ROGER! 455 00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:24,080 YOU GOT MY TELEGRAM! 456 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,080 EVERYBODY, THIS IS ROGER BEEKMAN! 457 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:30,580 FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT IN THE KNOW, 458 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,090 ROGER BEEKMAN HERE IS THE 9 TIME STATE SCIENCE FAIR CHAMPION, 459 00:27:34,090 --> 00:27:37,590 AND CURRENT COVER BOY FOR "REGIONAL HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER WEEKLY," 460 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:41,590 THE NUMBER ONE HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE TEACHER WEEKLY PUBLICATION IN THIS REGION. 461 00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:45,100 THANK YOU. 462 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,100 THANK YOU. 463 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:51,600 DON'T MIND BOSWELL HERE. HE'S WRITING MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 464 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,610 JUST TREAT HIM LIKE A PIECE OF FURNITURE. 465 00:27:53,610 --> 00:27:54,610 I DO. 466 00:27:54,610 --> 00:27:56,110 DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN. 467 00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,110 HELLO, ROGER. 468 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,110 WAIT, WAIT DON'T TELL ME. 469 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:03,620 TELL ME. 470 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,620 NO, DON'T TELL ME, 471 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,620 I HAVE A MNEMONIC DEVICE. 472 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:09,620 CROTCH NIBBLET. 473 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,120 CHUCK NOBLET. 474 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,620 RIGHT. 475 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,130 AND WE MET AT THE- 476 00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:15,630 BUNSEN BURNER SEMINAR. 477 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,630 YES. 478 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:20,630 YES, YOU HAD THE CHEMISTRY MISHAP. I SEE YOUR HAIR GREW BACK. 479 00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:23,140 THAT IS REAL HAIR, ISN'T IT? 480 00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,640 IT IS. 481 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,140 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, ROGER? 482 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:28,140 I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE. 483 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,640 ROGER HAS AGREED TO SHEPHERD A FLATPOINT TEAM FOR THE STATE SCIENCE FAIR! 484 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,640 WHAT? 485 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,650 BUT I'M THE SCIENCE TEACHER. 486 00:28:33,650 --> 00:28:35,150 WE DON'T NEED AN OUTSIDER. 487 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,150 THIS IS MADNESS! 488 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,650 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, NOBLET? 489 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:39,150 ROGER WILL DO HIS PROJECT 490 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:41,650 AND YOU'LL DO YOURS AND MAY THE BEST MAN HUMILIATE THE OTHER! 491 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,160 OH, NOW THAT ROGER'S IN THE MIX, 492 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,160 I'VE DECIDED TO DO A MINOR RESHUFFLING OF THE STUDENTS. 493 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,160 YOU KNOW, SPLIT THE STUDENTS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. 494 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,660 THOSE ARE MY STUDENTS! 495 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:53,170 ROGER BEEKMAN'S TEAM WILL CONSIST OF CHANG KAI CHO, 496 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,670 KIM LUCK, AKITO GAI PAN, HYMAN LOENSTIEN, MOISHE EIENSTEIN, 497 00:28:57,670 --> 00:29:00,170 TESLA, AND ALEXANDER GRAHAM WANG. 498 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:06,680 OKAY, UNDER CHUCK NOBLET WE HAVE GLEN SINKER, TERRY PITTS, DWAYNE LOUSE, DALE DIM, JERRI BLANK 499 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:10,680 AND BILLY DOLT, PROVIDED WE HAVE WHEELCHAIR ACCESS. 500 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,680 I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY ADVANCED STUDENTS. 501 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,190 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, ONYX. 502 00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:17,190 LET HIM KEEP HIS HAND PICKED TEAM. I'LL CREATE MY OWN. 503 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,190 CONFIDENCE! I LOVE IT! 504 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,690 AND BY THE WAY, ANYBODY WHO WOULD LIKE TO VOLUNTEER AS MY ASSISTANT, 505 00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:24,200 I COULD CERTAINLY USE ONE. 506 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,200 AS LONG AS YOU'RE WILLING TO PUT ME AHEAD OF YOUR STUDENTS. 507 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,200 I CAN DO THAT. 508 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,200 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 509 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,710 THIS IS BULLSHIT! 510 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,710 OKAY, NEW DEAL. 511 00:29:37,710 --> 00:29:41,210 IN ORDER TO GET MORE STUDENTS INVOLVED IN THE SCIENCE FAIR, 512 00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:46,220 I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS LIST AND BOIL IT DOWN TO THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST. 513 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:49,720 THAT SELECT GROUP WILL THEN PRESENT ONE PROJECT 514 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,720 WHICH WILL MAKE ROGER BEEKMAN LOOK LIKE A FOOL. 515 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,730 THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE MORE STUDENTS, IT INVOLVES LESS. 516 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:59,230 HEY, LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE ADDING AND SUBTRACTING. 517 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,730 WELL THIS ISN'T MATH, MISTER, THIS IS SCIENCE! UNDERSTAND! 518 00:30:02,730 --> 00:30:08,740 OKAY, YOU KOREANS AND YOU JEWS WILL MAKE UP THE CORE OF THE THINK TANK. 519 00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,240 MEGAWATTI, YOU'RE THE WILD CARD. 520 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,740 WHAT ABOUT ME? 521 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,250 YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM. 522 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,750 BUT I ALREADY SIGNED UP! 523 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,750 AND NOW YOU DIDN'T. 524 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:22,750 BUT MY DADDY'S IN A COMA! 525 00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,260 GOOD POINT, JERRI. 526 00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:26,760 GO SEE THE SCHOOL GRIEF COUNSELOR. SHE'S SUPPOSED TO CARE. 527 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,760 GO ON. 528 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760 COME ON. 529 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:36,270 LET'S GO... ON YOUR FEET... COME ON, LET'S GO. 530 00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:37,270 COME ON. 531 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:43,780 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. LET THE HEALING BEGIN. 532 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,280 OH, GEOFFREY. 533 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,280 I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW, CHUCK. 534 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,780 LOOK, THERE'S A REALLY UGLY RUMOR THAT I'M ABOUT TO START, 535 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:52,780 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE I'VE GOT IT RIGHT. 536 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:54,790 ARE YOU WORKING WITH ROGER BEEKMAN? 537 00:30:54,790 --> 00:30:58,290 PERHAPS HE VALUES THE CONTRIBUTION AN ART TEACHER CAN MAKE TO SCIENCE. 538 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,290 GEOFFREY, WHERE'S MY COCOA? 539 00:31:00,290 --> 00:31:02,110 COMING ROGER! 540 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,090 THAT'S MY MUG. 541 00:31:03,090 --> 00:31:05,600 GOTTA GO, CHUCK. SCIENCE. 542 00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:19,110 EYES TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM. 543 00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,610 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO SEE BACK THERE. 544 00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:25,120 EYES TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM. 545 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:34,130 [CRYING] 546 00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,630 GEOFFREY! 547 00:31:37,630 --> 00:31:41,130 NO! 548 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:43,640 ARE YOU THE GRIEF COUNSELOR? 549 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:46,140 GOD, IT NEVER ENDS. HAVE A SEAT. 550 00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:51,140 UH, I SHOULD TELL YOU UP FRONT, EACH STUDENT GETS TEN MINUTES. 551 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:55,650 THAT LAST STUDENT TOOK FIFTEEN, SO YOU GET... FIVE. 552 00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,650 WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 553 00:31:57,650 --> 00:32:03,650 TAKE IT UP WITH LES, HE'S THE ONE THAT'S FRIGID. SO? 554 00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:08,160 I'M JERRI BLANK, AND MY DADDY'S IN A COMA. 555 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,660 YOU KNOW WHAT, JERRI? I WISH MY DADDY WAS IN A COMA. 556 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:16,170 HE'S DEAD, JERRI, HE WAS EXECUTED FOR WAR CRIMES. 557 00:32:16,170 --> 00:32:19,170 BUT FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES WE SAY HE WAS EATEN BY WOLVES. 558 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:23,170 ANYWAY, MY POINT IS, JERRI, SOMEBODY HAS ALWAYS GOT IT WORSE. 559 00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:28,180 UM, WELL THE REASON I'M HERE IS BECAUSE I WANT TO GET ON THE SCIENCE FAIR TEAM, 560 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,180 SO I CAN FIX MY DADDY. 561 00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:32,680 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, JERRI, IN ORDER TO SHORTEN OUR LITTLE MEETING, 562 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,190 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE NOTE, OKAY? 563 00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:42,190 DO YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? 564 00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:45,700 THERE. NOW YOU'RE ON THE SCIENCE TEAM. 565 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:50,700 UH, JERRI... 566 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,700 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING, RIGHT? 567 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:58,210 THAT'S MY LUNCH MONEY... 568 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:06,220 MY THEORY IS NOAH HAD THREE OF EVERYTHING, JUST IN CASE ONE DIED. 569 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:14,230 SEE, SCIENCE- - 570 00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:19,730 GODDAMNIT! 571 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:22,230 LADIES. 572 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,740 OKAY, EYES TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM. 573 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:41,750 [CRYING] 574 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,250 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MADE TEAM! 575 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,260 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST SCIENCE PROJECT EVER! 576 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:47,760 WHOOPEE - ON ME! 577 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,260 WHO'S THAT?! 578 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:53,260 OH, THAT'S JUST BRASON. 579 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:58,270 GOD, CHECK OUT THE TITTIES ON THAT ARM. 580 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:14,790 [ MUSIC ] 581 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:19,790 SO JERRI, WHAT LOOKS GOOD? 582 00:34:19,790 --> 00:34:21,290 TO YOU, A BANANA. 583 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,290 LET'S GO SIT OVER HERE. 584 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:25,300 WE CAN START MAPPING OUT PLANS FOR OUR PROJECT. 585 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:29,300 GOOD IDEA, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 586 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:33,810 HEY, HOMIES, HOW ABOUT MAKING SOME ROOM? 587 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,310 BEAT IT, CHUBS. 588 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:39,810 YEA, I'LL CATCH YOU IN GYM. 589 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:49,320 WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? 590 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:53,830 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WITH A STEEL PLATE IN THEIR HEAD GETTING WORKED OVER WITH A PIPE. 591 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,330 SKETCHY. 592 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:57,330 IT'S TRADITIONAL INDONESIAN MUSIC, JERRI. 593 00:34:57,330 --> 00:34:58,830 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 594 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,330 WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, MEGATWATTI. 595 00:35:01,330 --> 00:35:03,330 IT'S MEGAWATTY, JERRI. 596 00:35:03,330 --> 00:35:06,340 GEEZ I KNOW, I'M JUST HAVING SOME CRUEL FUN AT YOUR EXPENSE. 597 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:08,840 GEEZ, I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLES HAD THICKER SKINS THAN THAT, 598 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,340 YOU KNOW, FIGHTING THEM TIGERS IN THE JUNGLE AND ALL. 599 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:13,340 WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY LIKE ME? 600 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:16,850 I GUESS THEY JUST DON'T KNOW YOU YET. 601 00:35:16,850 --> 00:35:18,350 HEY TAMMI! 602 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,850 RUSTY. 603 00:35:19,850 --> 00:35:21,350 OH, HEY JERRI. 604 00:35:21,350 --> 00:35:23,350 MR. NOBLET ADDED TAMMI TO THE SCIENCE PROJECT TEAM! 605 00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,360 OH YEAH? YOU THINK YOU GOT THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS, THERE, COPPER TOP? 606 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,860 WELL, I GOT STRAIGHT A'S IN SCIENCE LAST SEMESTER. 607 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:30,860 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I RUN A PRETTY TIGHT POSSE, ALRIGHT? 608 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:32,360 NOW IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE CREW, 609 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,870 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FOLLOW A FEW SIMPLE RULES, ALRIGHT? 610 00:35:34,870 --> 00:35:36,870 IT'S ABOUT GETTIN' CAUGHT AND NOT TELLIN', 611 00:35:36,870 --> 00:35:39,370 KILLIN' AND NOT CARING, AND DYING WITHOUT FEAR. 612 00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:40,870 YOU DOWN FOR BEING UP FOR THAT? 613 00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:42,370 I GUESS. 614 00:35:42,370 --> 00:35:44,380 TEAM! 615 00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:49,380 [ MUSIC ] 616 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,880 TEAM. 617 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:57,890 [ MUSIC ] 618 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:01,390 TAMMELAS, MY LIFE IS PERFECT. 619 00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:05,400 WE'RE GONNA WIN THAT SCIENCE FAIR, AND MY DADDY IS GONNA BE JUST LIKE HE WAS BEFORE. 620 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,400 WITH EXPECTATIONS THIS HIGH, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 621 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,900 NOTHING JERRI, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LOSE YOUR FOCUS. 622 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,900 WELL, THEN NOTHING IS GONNA DISTRACT ME- 623 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:16,910 MAN...LOOK AT THE WORK OUT HE'S GIVING HIS CHILE HOLE! 624 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:21,410 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT BRASON? 625 00:36:21,410 --> 00:36:23,410 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 626 00:36:23,410 --> 00:36:26,420 I HEAR HE LIKES TO STEAL HOME ON THE FIRST DATE! 627 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:27,920 HMMM...BATTER UP. 628 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,920 BRASON DOESN'T GO OUT WITH GIRLS LIKE YOU AND ME. 629 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,920 HE GOES OUT WITH GIRLS LIKE MONICA. 630 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,930 HEY, BUT I DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU... 631 00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:35,430 WHO? 632 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:36,930 IT'S SOMEONE YOU JUST MET. 633 00:36:36,930 --> 00:36:40,930 DOES THIS PERSON GO TO THIS SCHOOL? 634 00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:42,930 UH HUH. 635 00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:47,440 DOES SHE HAVE A RIPE LITTLE RUMP THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT. 636 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,440 IT'S MEGAWATTI. 637 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,940 SHH, LET ME GUESS, LET ME GUESS. 638 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,940 DOES SHE HAVE A PAIR OF PERT POUTY BREASTS, 639 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,950 THE KIND THAT FILL YOUR MIND WITH ALL SORTS OF STINKY THOUGHTS? 640 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:58,950 IT'S MEGAWATTI, JERRI. 641 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,450 SHHH, PLEASE, I REALLY WANT TO GET THIS ONE. 642 00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:03,450 IS SHE SLIM HIPPED WITH THE PROMISE OF FORBIDDEN TREASURES 643 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:04,960 BETWEEN THOSE MILKY WHITE THIGHS? 644 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,460 MMM, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL SO GOOD. 645 00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,460 ALRIGHT, LADIES, LISTEN UP. 646 00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:14,970 TODAY WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT AN ATHLETIC TRADITION THAT TAKES PLACE IN SPAIN. 647 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:18,970 AND WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE AN EXPERT WITH US. 648 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:19,970 COACH DIVERS? 649 00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:22,470 BEEP BEEP LADIES. COMING THROUGH. 650 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,470 WATCH IT. WATCH IT. 651 00:37:23,470 --> 00:37:25,480 CAREFUL. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. 652 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,980 THANK YOU. 653 00:37:54,510 --> 00:38:00,010 LADIES. LAST YEAR I WAS PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO RUN WITH THE BULLS IN PAMPLONA. 654 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:02,010 YOU KNOW THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT SPAIN IS 655 00:38:02,010 --> 00:38:06,020 IT'S VERY VERY DIFFICULT TO MAKE A PERSONAL INJURY LAWSUIT STICK. 656 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,520 BUENO. GRACIAS. 657 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,520 ALRIGHT SENORITAS, LET'S LOAD 'EM IN! 658 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:19,030 ALRIGHT, ONES, LET'S GO! MOVE IT! INTO THE CHUTE. 659 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,530 LOAD EM IN. LOAD EM IN. 660 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:22,530 COME ON, PICK UP THE PACE A LITTLE BIT, LADIES. 661 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:24,040 GET IN THERE... 662 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,040 ALRIGHT... 663 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:36,050 [BULL LOWING] 664 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,050 HIT IT, LADIES! 665 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:38,050 PUMP THOSE KNEES! 666 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:39,550 KNEES TO THE CHEST! 667 00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:41,050 GO! GO! GO! 668 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,550 MOVE IT! 669 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:55,070 YOU GOTTA MOVE YOUR KNEES.. PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT! 670 00:38:55,070 --> 00:38:56,570 AH, HE JUST WINGED YOU, BLANK. 671 00:38:56,570 --> 00:38:58,070 YOU'LL GET OVER IT. HIT THE SHOWERS. 672 00:38:58,070 --> 00:38:59,570 WELL DONE, LADIES. 673 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,570 AND NUMBER TWOS, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 674 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,570 PUMP THOSE KNEES. GET UM HIGH. 675 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:05,580 PUMP IT. PUMP IT. 676 00:39:14,590 --> 00:39:16,090 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 677 00:39:16,090 --> 00:39:17,590 PUTTIN' A PIECE DOWN. 678 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:19,090 IT DOESN'T GO THERE, THERE'S A GAP! 679 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,090 SIMMER DOWN, STEW. CLEARLY IT GOES IN THE LOIN. 680 00:39:21,090 --> 00:39:22,590 YOU'RE TRYING TO JAM IT IN THE SHANK. 681 00:39:22,590 --> 00:39:23,590 I DIDN'T KNOW. 682 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:25,100 LOOK AT THE BOX! 683 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:28,600 OHH. 684 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,600 IS THAT THE SAME PICTURE? 685 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:46,370 [DOORBELL] 686 00:39:46,370 --> 00:39:47,870 IS THAT FOR YOU? 687 00:39:47,870 --> 00:39:49,870 NO, NO STEW, NO. 688 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:52,370 WELL, IT SURE AS SHIT AIN'T FOR ME, I DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE. SARA? 689 00:39:52,370 --> 00:39:55,380 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE ANYBODY HERE AFTER SIX, STEW. 690 00:39:55,380 --> 00:40:00,980 [DOORBELL] 691 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:09,920 CAN I MAKE A SUGGESTION HERE, STEW? 692 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,430 MAKE IT QUICK, I'M TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS DOORBELL SITUATION. 693 00:40:13,430 --> 00:40:15,430 WELL, MAYBE IT'S FOR JERRI. 694 00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:15,930 WHO? 695 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:16,930 YOU KNOW... 696 00:40:16,930 --> 00:40:18,430 AHHHHHH! 697 00:40:18,430 --> 00:40:19,930 JERRI! 698 00:40:19,930 --> 00:40:20,440 JERRI! 699 00:40:20,430 --> 00:40:21,940 I'LL GET IT! 700 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:28,740 WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, JERRI? 701 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,240 THESE ARE MY NEW BEST FRIENDS. 702 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,250 WHO'S HIS FACE AND WHAT'S HER NAME. THEY'RE GONNA HELP ME. 703 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:34,750 PACK? 704 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:35,250 YOU'RE SUCH A POOH-HOLE, DERRICK. 705 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:36,250 YOU'RE A FAT GOBLIN. 706 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,750 ALRIGHT, YOU TWO. 707 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:38,750 WELL, SHE IS. 708 00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:40,250 I KNOW, DERRICK. I HAVE EYES. 709 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,540 LOOK JERRI. I MADE US T-SHIRTS FOR OUR SCIENCE PROJECT TEAM. 710 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,540 WE'RE THE FIG NEUTRONS! 711 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:50,050 HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. LET'S WHERE THEM TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. 712 00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:57,520 YES! 713 00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,020 SORRY ABOUT THE SMELL. 714 00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:02,030 HEY YOU GUYS WANNA MAKE SOME CRANK CALLS? 715 00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:04,030 NO, WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO, JERRI. 716 00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:07,030 OH RIGHT, SCIENCE. OKAY. LIGHT HER UP. 717 00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:09,530 OKAY. SO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR MY IDEA? 718 00:41:09,530 --> 00:41:11,040 SHOOT, I'M ALL EARS. 719 00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:13,540 I WAS THINKING THAT WE COULD MAKE A MINIATURE SUPER CONDUCTOR. 720 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:17,540 WE COULD GET A BUNCH OF SOUP CANS AND THEN WE COOL THEM DOWN TO THE PROPER TEMPERATURE.. 721 00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:20,540 COME ON, JERRI, YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 722 00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:22,550 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO SAVE YOUR DADDY? 723 00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:26,050 I DO, BUT COME ON, YOU GUYS. SCIENCE IS SO BORING. 724 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:29,550 STUPID SCIENCE. WHAT DID SCIENCE EVER DO FOR ME? 725 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:33,060 HEY, BOBO, WOULD YOU HAND ME THE TV CLICKER AND THE ELECTRIC SHAVER? 726 00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:36,560 I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. THIS IS POINTLESS. 727 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,060 DON'T BE SUCH A MEGA- SNOTTY. 728 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:41,570 WE GOT A LOT OF WORK DONE TODAY. 729 00:41:41,570 --> 00:41:43,570 WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANYTHING DONE YET. 730 00:41:43,570 --> 00:41:46,070 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD. 731 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:47,570 WE DESERVE A BREAK. 732 00:41:47,570 --> 00:41:51,080 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GO FOR A SWING IN YOUR BANANA TREE 733 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,080 AND TAMMIE AND I WILL HAVE A GIRLY TALK! 734 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,080 I REALLY SHOULD- - 735 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,080 LADIES LOCK UP! 736 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,080 GOD, SNORESVILLE. 737 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,090 OKAY, LISTEN. 738 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:04,590 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU ABOUT A BOY AND YOU TELL ME IF YOU COULD IMAGINE KISSING HIM OR NOT. 739 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:06,090 ALRIGHT? MATT LAPPIN. 740 00:42:06,090 --> 00:42:07,090 I GUESS. 741 00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:09,590 OKAY. ASK ME ANY BOY! 742 00:42:09,590 --> 00:42:12,100 OKAY, MEGAWATTI SUCARNAPUTRI. 743 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,100 NO, NO, NO, ASK ME ABOUT ANYBODY. 744 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:16,600 ASK ME ABOUT BRASON. 745 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,600 HOW 'BOUT BRASON? 746 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,600 DAMN, I'D WOULD WORK HIS CRANK SO HARD... 747 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,110 I SHOULD GET GOING. 748 00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:22,610 TAMMELAS! 749 00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:28,610 OH TAMMELAS, DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THE CHANGES OUR BODIES ARE MAKING? 750 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:31,620 YEAH, I GUESS, I MEAN I'VE GOTTEN IT. 751 00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:33,620 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 752 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:36,620 YOU KNOW, IT! 753 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:40,120 YEAH, ME TOO. 754 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:46,630 THOSE SUDDEN HOT FLASHES, GET SO HOT YOU HAVE TO PULL THE COVERS OFF OF YOU AT NIGHT, 755 00:42:46,630 --> 00:42:48,630 YOU SNAP AT PEOPLE FOR NO REASON. 756 00:42:48,630 --> 00:42:51,140 IS THAT WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR YOU? 757 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,640 SORT OF, I DON'T KNOW, NOT REALLY. 758 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,640 I THOUGHT SO. 759 00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:04,650 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, TAMMI, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 760 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:07,150 CAN I GO NOW? 761 00:43:07,150 --> 00:43:17,160 IN A WHILE. 762 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:17,660 NO. 763 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,670 THAT'S OKAY. JUST CHECKING. 764 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:37,180 [ MUSIC ] 765 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,200 [ GIRLS LAUGHING ] 766 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,200 MONICA, MELISSA, MELANIE. 767 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,700 HI. 768 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,210 HI JERRI, NICE SHIRT. 769 00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:02,710 I GOT IT FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR. 770 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:04,210 HMMM. 771 00:44:04,210 --> 00:44:23,230 YOURS SHOULD SAY PIG NEUTRONS. 772 00:44:23,230 --> 00:44:29,730 I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU KIDS FOR ACCEPTING MY INVITATION TO BE MY SCIENCE TEAM. 773 00:44:29,730 --> 00:44:30,730 THANK YOU. 774 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:32,240 WE'RE GETTING PAID, RIGHT? 775 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:33,740 IN CASH. 776 00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:35,240 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D WANT US. 777 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:36,740 WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE. WE'RE NOT QUALIFIED. 778 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,740 I'M GOING TO LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 779 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:41,250 YOU WANNA KNOW HOW YOU WIN A STATE SCIENCE FAIR? 780 00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:43,750 ONE WORD...PIZZAZZ! 781 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,250 SO, WHAT'S OUR SCIENCE PROJECT GONNA BE, ANYWAYS? 782 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:50,760 I DIDN'T WIN 9 STRAIGHT SCIENCE FAIRS BY WORRYING ABOUT 783 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,760 WHAT THE SCIENCE PROJECT IS GOING TO BE. 784 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,760 OKAY. WE COULD TAKE LEAVES AND PUT THEM BETWEEN WAX PAPER. 785 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,260 WHAT WE NEED TO CONCERN OURSELVES WITH IS POP. 786 00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:00,770 POP AND SIZZLE. 787 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,270 JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 788 00:45:02,270 --> 00:45:03,770 I WAS JUST LOOKING AT- - 789 00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:05,770 WELL, MIND YOUR BUSINESS, GET BACK TO CLASS! GO ON. 790 00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:07,270 GET! 791 00:45:07,270 --> 00:45:10,270 NOW, JELLINECK, I WANT YOU TO TAKE OVER FOR ME. 792 00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:13,780 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO HIM. LISTEN TO HIM AS IF HE'S ME. 793 00:45:13,780 --> 00:45:16,780 HE'S GOING TO SHOW US WHAT HE'S GOT COOKING... 794 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:21,290 GEOFFREY, WHY? 795 00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:27,290 I LOVE YOU. 796 00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:32,800 YOU HEARD ME... 797 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? 798 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:36,300 I WAS JUST HEADING OVER TO THE PEP RALLY. 799 00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:40,300 WELL, MR. NOSEY EYES, LET'S SEE HOW MUCH RALLYING YOU GET DONE IN DETENTION. 800 00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:42,310 GIDDY UP! 801 00:45:42,310 --> 00:45:53,820 FOCUS IS THE KEY TO SAFE DRIVING. FOCUS. 802 00:45:53,820 --> 00:46:04,330 START YOUR CARS. LANCE, LIGHTS! 803 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:06,830 ACTION. 804 00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:12,340 SUNNY DAY, MIDDLE OF SUMMER, DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. 805 00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:17,840 NOT MUCH TO SEE, CLEAR DAY. DRY CONDITIONS... 806 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,840 CHILD'S BALL! 807 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,350 FOCUS. EYES ON THE ROAD. 808 00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:26,350 ALRIGHT, DOING WELL. 809 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:28,350 TAP ON THE BRAKE. 810 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,850 WHERE'S YOUR FIG NEUTRONS SHIRT? 811 00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:33,360 FIG NEUTRON SHIRT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 812 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,860 I JUST GAVE IT TO YOU, JERRI. 813 00:46:35,860 --> 00:46:39,860 OHH, RIGHT, FIG SHIRT. 814 00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:41,870 RIGHT. 815 00:46:41,870 --> 00:46:43,370 I THREW IT AWAY. 816 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:46,870 I THOUGHT SCIENCE FAIR MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU, JERRI. 817 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:49,870 I THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU. 818 00:46:49,870 --> 00:46:52,380 MEGAWATTI! 819 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:56,880 BETRAYAL. 820 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:03,890 YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LOSE FOCUS, JERRI? TRAGEDY. 821 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:10,890 WHAT'S GOING ON, GEOFFREY? 822 00:47:10,890 --> 00:47:13,400 I HAVE WORK TO DO. WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT? 823 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,900 JUST POACHING MY IDEAS. 824 00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,400 NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME- - 825 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,900 ROGER! JUST THE PERSON I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. SIT DOWN. 826 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:22,410 WHAT'S THE UPDATE? TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 827 00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:26,910 I THINK YOU'LL BE DULY IMPRESSED WITH OUR EXECUTION. 828 00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:28,910 DEAD SEA SALTS? 829 00:47:28,910 --> 00:47:30,910 NOTHING BRINGS ME TO LIFE LIKE DEAD SALT. 830 00:47:30,910 --> 00:47:32,920 ELUCIDATE UPON YOUR ELABORATION. 831 00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,420 GO AHEAD, ROGER. THRILL ME. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 832 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:40,930 HOW ABOUT A EUCALYPTUS SPRITZ? 833 00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:42,430 DON'T MIND IF I DO. 834 00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:44,430 CONTINUE, ROGER. 835 00:47:44,430 --> 00:47:46,930 WELL, WE ARE SORT OF RE-IMAGINING THE, UH, NEXUS OF THE... 836 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:49,430 WE DON'T HAVE A PROJECT YET. 837 00:47:49,430 --> 00:47:50,430 WHAT! 838 00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:53,440 THE SCIENCE FAIR IS IN 48 HOURS! 839 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,440 MY EYES! 840 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,440 AHHHHHHHHH! 841 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,940 MY EYES! 842 00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:02,450 AHHH. MY EYES! MY EYES! MY EYES! 843 00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:11,960 RICK. 844 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:12,960 CHUCK. 845 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,460 NO, IT'S ROGER. 846 00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:16,460 MAKE A NOTE OF IT. 847 00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:19,960 GEOFFREY. 848 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,470 CHUCK. 849 00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:24,970 WAS THAT ROGER BEEKMAN I JUST SAW LEAVING HERE? 850 00:48:24,970 --> 00:48:26,970 HAVE THE TWO OF YOU- 851 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:28,470 WHAT, CHUCK? 852 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,980 COLLABORATED? 853 00:48:31,980 --> 00:48:34,980 WHY SHOULD YOU CARE, CHUCK? YOU PUSHED ME AWAY. 854 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:40,480 I WASN'T PUSHING YOU AWAY, I WAS PULLING ME TOWARD MYSELF. 855 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,490 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE, CHUCK. 856 00:48:43,490 --> 00:48:48,490 GEOFFREY... 857 00:48:48,490 --> 00:48:51,000 AS YOU KNOW, DUE TO THE KILN FIRE, 858 00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,500 WE'LL BE HAVING CLASS OUT HERE IN THE PARKING LOT. 859 00:48:53,500 --> 00:49:02,010 NOW REMEMBER THE MAGIC TO ART IS THERE ARE NO INCORRECT ANSWERS! 860 00:49:02,010 --> 00:49:03,510 ANYTHING GOES. 861 00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:07,010 THAT'S WRONG. 862 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:09,010 HELLO? 863 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:13,020 GEEZ, SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE COCONUT. 864 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,020 ARE YOU STILL PO'D AT ME? 865 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:20,520 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT, AND WORK ON THE PROJECT THERE. 866 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:25,030 WILL THAT SOOTHE YOUR SAVAGE BREAST? HMM? 867 00:49:25,030 --> 00:49:27,030 OKAY, JERRI. 868 00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:31,030 SO, HAVE YOU GUYS COME UP WITH A PROJECT YET FOR THE SCIENCE FAIR? 869 00:49:31,030 --> 00:49:32,540 NO. 870 00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:36,540 I HEAR CHUCK- UH, MR. NOBLET'S CLASS IS DOING A SUPER CONDUCTOR. 871 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,040 WHY CAN'T ARE TEAM HAVE AN IDEA LIKE THAT? 872 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,540 YEAH. WHY CAN'T WE? 873 00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:42,550 BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE IT? 874 00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:45,050 OKAY, BUT WHEN I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL, 875 00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:48,050 YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING I DO? I GET OUT MY TRACING PAPER. 876 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:50,550 UNDERSTAND? 877 00:49:50,550 --> 00:49:53,060 I'LL SEE YOU AT REHEARSAL. 878 00:49:53,060 --> 00:49:59,560 HEY, MAYBE SOMEONE FROM MR. NOBLET'S TEAM WOULD HELP US OUT. 879 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,070 BUT WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT? 880 00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:13,080 PERHAPS THEY HAVE A WEAK LINK THAT COULD BE EXPLOITED. 881 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:18,580 CHING CHONG... YOUR ORDER READY, SIR. 882 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:19,580 HOT OUT TODAY. 883 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:21,090 VERY HOT OUT TODAY. 884 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,090 7:00. 885 00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:22,590 7:00. 886 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,090 I'LL SET MY ALARM. 887 00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:24,590 ALRIGHT. 888 00:50:24,590 --> 00:50:26,090 I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, MEGAWATTI. 889 00:50:26,090 --> 00:50:27,590 OKAY, BYE. 890 00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:33,100 SO, JERRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 891 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:34,600 NOTHING. 892 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,600 MONICA'S HAVING A PARTY. WANNA BE MY DATE? 893 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,110 I WANT YOUR SPERMIES. 894 00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:46,110 I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. 895 00:50:46,110 --> 00:50:48,610 [DOORBELL] 896 00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:50,110 GOD DAMN IT! 897 00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:51,110 DERRICK. 898 00:50:51,110 --> 00:50:53,120 DERRICK! 899 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:57,400 WHO IS IT, HONEY? 900 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,410 SOMEONE TO SEE THE TOAD. 901 00:51:00,410 --> 00:51:01,910 STAY ON THE RUNNER, PLEASE. 902 00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:04,410 I'M SORRY. 903 00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,910 WE'RE ALL OUT OF CANDY. 904 00:51:05,910 --> 00:51:07,910 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DERRICK? 905 00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:14,920 AREN'T YOU TRICK OR TREATING? I MEAN YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP IN THAT LOSER COSTUME. 906 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:24,430 OH, HEY MEGAWATTI. SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF CANDY! 907 00:51:24,430 --> 00:51:27,430 I ALREADY DID THAT ONE, CHUNK. 908 00:51:27,430 --> 00:51:30,440 I HATE YOU. 909 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,940 WHAT'S SHAKIN' BACON? 910 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:38,950 JERRI, I'M HERE TO WORK ON THE PROJECT. I MADE YOU A NEW SHIRT. 911 00:51:38,950 --> 00:51:40,450 AND I DREW UP SOME PLANS. 912 00:51:40,450 --> 00:51:47,450 TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T I TAKE THESE AND GIVE THEM A LOOK- 913 00:51:47,450 --> 00:51:50,960 SEE RIGHT AFTER I GO ON MY DATE WITH BRASON TO MONICA'S PARTY. 914 00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:56,460 OH, MEGAWATTI, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. IT'S NOTHING, 915 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:59,470 BUT ME FALLING IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO ISN'T YOU. 916 00:51:59,470 --> 00:52:01,970 WE'LL ALWAYS BE THE BEST OF ACQUAINTANCES. 917 00:52:01,970 --> 00:52:04,970 NOTHING WILL EVER COME BETWEEN ME AND BRASON! 918 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:08,480 QUICK! ACT LIKE A BANANA AND PEEL OUT OF HERE. GO! BACK DOOR. 919 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,980 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SCIENCE PROJECT? 920 00:52:09,980 --> 00:52:12,480 SCIENCE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE, BUT YOU ARE. 921 00:52:21,990 --> 00:52:23,990 BRASON... 922 00:52:23,990 --> 00:52:25,490 HEY, DIRK. 923 00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:26,990 DERRICK... 924 00:52:26,990 --> 00:52:30,000 HOW'S EVERYTHING ON THE VARSITY SQUAT THRUSTING TEAM? 925 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 IT'S COOL... 926 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,500 I SAW THE FINAL THRUST YOU MADE IN THAT MEET AGAINST MOUNT VALLEY. 927 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:40,010 IT CHANGED THE WAY I THOUGHT ABOUT SQUATTING. 928 00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:46,010 BRASON.. TAKE A HIKE, FAG BALL. HE'S HERE TO SEE ME. 929 00:52:46,010 --> 00:52:51,020 WHY DON'T YOU RELAX, WHILE I RUN UPSTAIRS AND GET SOME GIRLY THINGS, 930 00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:53,020 YOU KNOW, RUBBERS AND SUCH. 931 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:55,020 CAN'T WE JUST GO NOW, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DRAG THIS OUT. 932 00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:56,520 OH SURE, SURE, SURE. 933 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,030 BUT FIRST I'D LIKE YOU TO TO SAY HELLO TO MY DADDY. OKAY? 934 00:52:59,030 --> 00:53:01,030 THAT WOULD BE THE PROPER THING TO DO. 935 00:53:01,530 --> 00:53:03,530 ALL RIGHT. 936 00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:06,030 HI, THERE SIR. I JUST- - 937 00:53:06,030 --> 00:53:08,030 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 938 00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:12,540 THAT'S NOT MY DADDY. THAT'S MY MOMMY'S MEAT MAN. 939 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:15,040 MY DADDY'S UPSTAIRS. 940 00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:25,550 DON'T BE TOO TOUGH ON HIM, DADDY! 941 00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,560 I'LL BE BACK RIGHT. I'M JUST GOING TO GO FRESHEN UP MY WHAT'S GONE SOUR. 942 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,060 WHAT'S GOING ON, JERRI? 943 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:31,560 OHH, MOTHER, COME, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC.. 944 00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:40,070 OH GOD! WHAT IS THE REFRIGERATOR DOING UP HERE? 945 00:53:40,070 --> 00:53:41,570 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT. ALRIGHT? 946 00:53:41,570 --> 00:53:43,570 I JUST NEED SOME MOTHER/DAUGHTER ADVICE. 947 00:53:43,570 --> 00:53:45,070 WHAT IS IT, JERRI? 948 00:53:45,070 --> 00:53:47,570 WELL, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS TONIGHT ABOUT MY DATE WITH BRASON. 949 00:53:47,570 --> 00:53:49,080 IS THIS MY KABUKI MAGIC? 950 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,580 DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL GET IT BACK. 951 00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:52,580 KEEP IT. IT'S ALL GUMMED UP. 952 00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:54,580 LISTEN. WHAT IF HE TRIES SOMETHING? 953 00:53:54,580 --> 00:53:56,080 LIKE WHAT? KISS YOU? 954 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,580 WELL THAT... 955 00:53:57,580 --> 00:53:59,590 AND LET'S SAY I'M GIVING HIM A RUSTY TROMBONE 956 00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:01,590 AND HE TURNS AROUND AND TRIES TO SLAP A DIRTY SANCHEZ ON ME. 957 00:54:01,590 --> 00:54:03,090 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, JERRI? 958 00:54:03,090 --> 00:54:04,590 WELL A RUSTY TROMBONE IS WHEN YOU SPREAD THE CHEEKS... 959 00:54:04,590 --> 00:54:06,090 I KNOW WHAT A RUSTY TROMBONE IS, JERRI. 960 00:54:06,090 --> 00:54:07,590 I USED TO BE A STEWARDESS. 961 00:54:07,590 --> 00:54:09,100 JERRI! 962 00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:10,100 BRASON! 963 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,600 THANKS. 964 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:17,600 HOW'D YOU GET THE REFRIGERATOR UP THE STAIRS? 965 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,610 HELLO, MONICA! 966 00:54:19,610 --> 00:54:22,610 HEY THANKS FOR INVITING BRALES AND ME TO YOUR PARTY. 967 00:54:23,110 --> 00:54:30,620 TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, MY MOM IS A FREAK ABOUT THE FLOORS. 968 00:54:38,630 --> 00:54:46,130 MONS. 969 00:54:46,130 --> 00:54:47,630 HEY! 970 00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:49,640 MAKE ROOM FOR JERRI, GUYS... 971 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:54,140 MEL, MELISS, MAKE ROOM FOR JERRI.. 972 00:55:05,150 --> 00:55:07,150 HMMM. EXPLODE A POP. 973 00:55:07,150 --> 00:55:10,660 THEY SAY IT'S CARBOLICIOUS. 974 00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:17,160 COME ON...WOW, THIS IS A REALLY GROOVY SCENE, MONICA. 975 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,160 NICE. 976 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,170 SO JERRI, WE'RE FRIENDS RIGHT? 977 00:55:21,170 --> 00:55:22,670 WELL SURE, MONICA. 978 00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:26,170 I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT SCIENCE PROJECT OF YOURS. 979 00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:30,680 THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY REALLY. IT'S ALL UP HERE IN THE OLD ACORN. 980 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,680 I GOT BLUEPRINTS AND EVERYTHING. 981 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,180 THEY'RE BACK IN MY BEDROOM. SAFE KEEPING. 982 00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:38,180 THE FIG NEUTRONS ARE GONNA BUST THIS NUT OUT. 983 00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:41,190 THAT'S GREAT, JERRI, 984 00:55:41,190 --> 00:55:47,190 BUT I'M MORE INTERESTED IN THE SPECIFICS OF THE SCIENCE PROJECT. 985 00:55:47,190 --> 00:55:49,700 OH, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THAT... 986 00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:53,200 COME ON JERRI. YOU CAN TELL US. 987 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,700 IT'LL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. 988 00:55:55,700 --> 00:56:00,710 REALLY? UH, NO...I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT.. 989 00:56:00,710 --> 00:56:05,710 MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE BIT. 990 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:07,210 ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME HIGH? 991 00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:10,720 NO, JERRI, WHY WOULD I TRY TO GET YOU HIGH? 992 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:12,220 I SHOOK THAT MONKEY OFF MY BACK A LONG TIME AGO 993 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:14,220 AND I WILL NOT GO DOWN THAT ROAD AGAIN. 994 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:16,720 IT LED ME TO A DARK PLACE WHERE I WAS SLEEPING IN THE GUTTER, 995 00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,230 AND COOKING MY BREAKFAST UP IN A TEASPOON. 996 00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:19,730 BY THE END, I WAS BARELY HUMAN! 997 00:56:19,730 --> 00:56:21,730 LET ME SEE THAT. 998 00:56:21,730 --> 00:56:24,730 OH YEA, THAT'S PANAMA RED. YOU'VE GOT A SEED IN THERE. GOOD LUCK. 999 00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:28,740 GO AHEAD JERRI, ONE HIT'S NOT GOING TO HURT. 1000 00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:30,740 COME ON, JERRI. DON'T YOU WANT TO BE COOL? 1001 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:40,250 [CHAMBER BROTHERS "TIME HAS COME TODAY"] 1002 00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:45,250 OH BATS! SHOO! SHOO! GO! 1003 00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:47,750 I'M HIGH..I'M HIGH.. 1004 00:56:47,750 --> 00:57:06,770 JERRI! STOP! JERRI! 1005 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:09,780 JERRI, STOP! 1006 00:57:23,790 --> 00:57:26,290 GOD, IT ALL CAME RUSHING BACK TO ME. 1007 00:57:26,790 --> 00:57:29,300 THE YEARS OF ABUSE AND DEBASEMENT. 1008 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,300 HOW BOUT ANOTHER HIT? 1009 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:32,300 GET OUT! 1010 00:57:32,300 --> 00:57:33,300 BUT MONS! 1011 00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:35,300 GET HER OUT OF HERE! 1012 00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:36,800 JERRI, I THINK WE BETTER GO. 1013 00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,310 WE JUST GOT HERE. 1014 00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:40,810 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, SO DO IT! 1015 00:57:40,810 --> 00:57:42,810 LET'S GO. 1016 00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:45,310 COME ON. 1017 00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:53,320 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING UP? 1018 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,290 IT'S 8:30, TROLL. 1019 00:57:55,290 --> 00:57:57,290 LISTEN, MY OLD MAN AND I ARE HEADING UP TO MY ROOM. 1020 00:57:57,290 --> 00:58:04,300 SO IF YOU HEAR ANY SCREAMS, DON'T COME A KNOCKING. 1021 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:05,800 THE STAIRS COULD BE A LITTLE RICKETY. 1022 00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:15,310 SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO GRAB ON TO SOMETHING MORE FIRM. 1023 00:58:15,310 --> 00:58:26,320 SO JERRI- 1024 00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:39,830 SHHH..FEEL IT. 1025 00:58:39,830 --> 00:58:52,850 JERRI. I REALLY JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT THE PLANS. 1026 00:58:52,850 --> 00:58:54,350 TAKE A LOOK AT THESE. 1027 00:58:54,350 --> 00:58:56,350 DAMN IT, JERRI. 1028 00:58:56,350 --> 00:59:00,350 I THOUGHT WE COULD SHARE. 1029 00:59:00,350 --> 00:59:01,350 I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 1030 00:59:01,350 --> 00:59:02,860 OH BRASON, I CARE ABOUT YOU. 1031 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,360 WELL, PROVE IT. 1032 00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:13,150 WHAT ABOUT THESE? 1033 00:59:13,150 --> 00:59:14,650 MEOW. 1034 00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:15,650 NOW WE'RE TALKING. 1035 00:59:15,650 --> 00:59:26,660 [MAKING CAT NOISES] 1036 00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:29,170 OH BRASON. 1037 00:59:29,170 --> 00:59:31,670 LET'S GET THIS OFF. 1038 00:59:31,670 --> 00:59:37,170 I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. SO GO GENTLE. 1039 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:39,680 ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DON'T YOU SLAP ME AROUND A LITTLE. 1040 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,680 I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING IN THE MOOD. 1041 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,680 IT'S MOIST AS A SNACK CAKE DOWN THERE. 1042 01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:09,920 I'M GONNA GET GOING. 1043 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:11,420 HAD A FEW THINGS COME UP. 1044 01:00:11,420 --> 01:00:12,930 THE PLANS. 1045 01:00:13,430 --> 01:00:16,430 JESUS, JERRI, YOU DON'T LET UP! 1046 01:00:16,430 --> 01:00:18,930 WHAT, DO YOU THINK I JUST CAME UP HERE TO STEAL YOUR STUPID PLANS? 1047 01:00:18,930 --> 01:00:20,430 THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS. 1048 01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:22,440 OH, I'M SORRY, BRASON. 1049 01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,940 YOU SHOULD BE. I DON'T EVEN WANT THESE. SO I'M GONNA GO. 1050 01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:27,940 I'M GONNA TAKE THESE, JUST TO PROVE A POINT. 1051 01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:29,440 WHAT'S THE POINT? 1052 01:00:29,940 --> 01:00:31,940 WHY DON'T YOU FIGURE THAT OUT, YOU SEEM TO HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS. 1053 01:00:31,940 --> 01:00:33,950 BRASON! 1054 01:00:43,960 --> 01:01:02,480 [ MUSIC ] 1055 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,980 HOW'S THE PROJECT GOING, NOBLET? 1056 01:01:03,980 --> 01:01:07,480 OH. I, UH, FEEL PRETTY CONFIDENT. 1057 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,480 MIND IF I TAKE A LITTLE PEEKITY BOO? 1058 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,480 OH. NOT AT ALL. 1059 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:12,990 SHOO, SHOO, SHOO. 1060 01:01:12,990 --> 01:01:14,990 COME ON. 1061 01:01:14,990 --> 01:01:23,500 HMMM, THIS LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE ROGER BEEKMAN'S PROJECT. 1062 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:26,000 WHY? WHAT ARE THEY MAKING? 1063 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,500 A SUPERCONDUCTOR OUT OF SOUP CANS. 1064 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:29,500 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE MAKING! 1065 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,000 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 1066 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,010 WELL, OBVIOUSLY HE STOLE OUR IDEA! 1067 01:01:33,010 --> 01:01:35,010 I DON'T SEE HOW HE COULD HAVE STOLE IT IF I SAW HIS FIRST. 1068 01:01:35,010 --> 01:01:37,510 ANYWAY, ROGER'S GOT A REAL WINNER ON HIS HANDS, 1069 01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:40,010 AND WE DON'T REALLY NEED TWO WINNERS, DO WE NOBLET? 1070 01:01:40,010 --> 01:01:43,020 THAT WILL JUST GUM UP THE VICTORY. GET MY DRIFT? 1071 01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:45,020 PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN, PLEASE WAIT... 1072 01:01:45,020 --> 01:01:50,020 HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED? 1073 01:01:50,020 --> 01:01:51,520 THEY STOLE OUR IDEA! 1074 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,030 PERHAPS IT WAS JUST A COINKIDINK. 1075 01:01:54,030 --> 01:01:59,030 MEGAWATTI, DID YOU GUARD THOSE PLANS WITH YOUR LIFE LIKE YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA? 1076 01:01:59,030 --> 01:02:03,040 WELL, SORT OF, AND THEN I GAVE THEM TO JERRI FOR A WHILE. 1077 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:06,540 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 1078 01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:10,040 EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU'VE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH BRASON, JERRI. 1079 01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,040 THEY DO? 1080 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,050 I MEAN I HOPE YOU CAN BACK UP THAT ACCUSATION WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN FACT. 1081 01:02:15,050 --> 01:02:16,050 COME CLEAN, JERRI. 1082 01:02:16,050 --> 01:02:18,550 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, I SUNG LIKE A CANARY? 1083 01:02:18,550 --> 01:02:20,550 A SQUEALER, A STOOLIE? 1084 01:02:20,550 --> 01:02:23,060 PEOPLE LIKE THAT ARE JUST SCUM TO BE SCRAPED FROM THE BOTTOM OF THEIR BOOT HEEL. 1085 01:02:23,060 --> 01:02:24,560 I DID IT. 1086 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,060 I JUST LET HIM TAKE AN ITTY BITTY PEAK AT THE PLANS... 1087 01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:29,060 WE WERE A TEAM! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US? 1088 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:33,570 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU FIGS! 1089 01:02:34,070 --> 01:02:37,570 YOU'RE LIKE FAMILY TO ME, WELL, THE WHITE ONE. 1090 01:02:37,570 --> 01:02:40,070 YOU DARKER ONES ARE MORE LIKE VALUED FAMILY SERVANTS. 1091 01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:46,580 THE POINT IS, YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIENDS I'VE GOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1092 01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:49,580 MY DADDY'S IN A COMA! 1093 01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,080 IT'S TOO LATE, JERRI. 1094 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:54,590 MEGS. TAMELAS. 1095 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:29,070 WHEN I WAS FIRST REJECTED BY THE PEACE CORPS, I DECIDED THERE AND THEN I WAS GOING TO TURN- - 1096 01:03:29,570 --> 01:03:30,570 GEOFFREY. 1097 01:03:30,570 --> 01:03:32,580 ROGER. 1098 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:35,080 I THINK WE NEED TO CUT AWAY A LITTLE BIT OF THE FAT BEFORE TOMORROW. 1099 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,080 I HEAR YOU. 1100 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,580 THAT MELISSA'S A LITTLE BUMBLE-FOOTED. 1101 01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,080 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, GEOFFREY. 1102 01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:42,090 I'M SORRY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 1103 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,590 YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM. 1104 01:03:43,590 --> 01:03:45,590 COME ON, BOSWELL. 1105 01:03:45,590 --> 01:03:48,590 I HAVE MORE TALKING TO DO. AND THEN YOU CAN WATCH ME EAT A SANDWICH. 1106 01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,100 BYE GUYS. SEE YOU LATER. 1107 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:55,600 SEE YOU. 1108 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,110 BRASON! THEY KICKED ME OFF THE TEAM. 1109 01:04:03,110 --> 01:04:07,110 DIDN'T YOU HEAR, JERRI, FAT HIPS SINK SHIPS. 1110 01:04:07,110 --> 01:04:09,110 MONICA, WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? 1111 01:04:09,110 --> 01:04:12,620 IN WHAT KIND OF MAD FANTASY WORLD WOULD SOMEONE LIKE YOU 1112 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:15,120 AND SOMEONE LIKE ME EVER BE FRIENDS? 1113 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,120 BRASON. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 1114 01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:21,620 THAT I WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME. 1115 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:26,130 SO LET'S JUST PUT IT BEHIND US. NEW BEGINNINGS. 1116 01:04:26,130 --> 01:04:32,130 I REALLY NEED YOU TO HOLD ME RIGHT NOW. 1117 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:43,150 BRASON. 1118 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:49,150 SO YEAH, LIKE, MY MUSTANG, WHAT'S SWEET ABOUT IT IS THAT- - 1119 01:04:53,160 --> 01:05:01,160 OH DADDY... I WANTED YOU TO BE SO PROUD OF ME. 1120 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:09,170 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT I WISH I COULD TALK TO YOU. 1121 01:05:09,170 --> 01:05:11,670 GOODBYE FOREVER, PEAPOP. 1122 01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:22,990 [THUNDER] 1123 01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:31,990 DADDY? DADDY, IS THAT REALLY YOU? 1124 01:05:31,990 --> 01:05:38,000 OR ARE YOU JUST THE PRODUCT OF A DRUG ADDLED, ALCOHOL TAINTED DISEASE RIDDEN MIND? 1125 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:42,000 I BETTER NOT ANSWER THAT. 1126 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,010 WELL, THEN JUST TELL ME IF YOU'RE AS REAL 1127 01:05:44,010 --> 01:05:46,010 AS SOME OF THE OTHER THINGS IN THE ROOM, 1128 01:05:46,010 --> 01:05:48,510 LIKE THE DEMON WITH 100 EYES. 1129 01:05:48,510 --> 01:05:51,010 THAT'S A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE. 1130 01:05:51,010 --> 01:05:55,520 I'M AS REAL AS THE DEMON WITH 100 EYES. 1131 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,520 YOU ARE REAL! 1132 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,520 WHO'S THIS GUY? 1133 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,030 I REALLY CAN'T VOUCH FOR HIM. 1134 01:06:02,530 --> 01:06:06,030 CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS? HUH? WE'VE GOT A COMA TO BE IN. 1135 01:06:06,030 --> 01:06:08,030 I DON'T BELONG HERE, DADDY. 1136 01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,530 NOBODY WANTS ME. NOBODY NEEDS ME. 1137 01:06:10,530 --> 01:06:12,040 YOUR FRIENDS NEED YOU. 1138 01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:18,540 YOU CAN'T LET THEM DOWN. YOU CAN'T LET ME'S DOWN. 1139 01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:23,050 MAYBE I COULD COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR THE PROJECT TO SAVE THE DAY! 1140 01:06:23,050 --> 01:06:25,050 THAT'S A VERY GOOD START, JERRI. 1141 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:27,050 THANKS, DADDY. 1142 01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:29,050 YOU LOOK WELL RESTED. 1143 01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:45,570 [ MUSIC ] 1144 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:55,580 MAYBE THERE'S STILL SOME HOPE. 1145 01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:57,080 HOPE? 1146 01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:04,090 YOU FOOL. DON'T YOU KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT? 1147 01:07:04,090 --> 01:07:05,090 I'M BEING PUNISHED. 1148 01:07:05,590 --> 01:07:10,590 YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TERRIBLE THINGS I'VE DONE. 1149 01:07:10,590 --> 01:07:19,100 CURSE GOD AND DIE! 1150 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:23,110 HEY FIGUROS. WHAT ARE YOU SITTING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF LOSERS FOR? 1151 01:07:23,110 --> 01:07:27,610 GET OUT, JERRI! 1152 01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:28,610 I MEAN IT! 1153 01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:32,620 WE'VE GOT A SCIENCE FAIR TO WIN. 1154 01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:34,620 AND I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 1155 01:07:34,620 --> 01:07:37,120 NUMBER FIRST. DIG UP A CORPSE. 1156 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:39,120 NOW I KNOW WHERE ONE IS... 1157 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:50,130 KILL YOU! I KILL YOU! 1158 01:07:50,130 --> 01:07:53,140 IT'S GO TIME, FATTY! 1159 01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:59,640 JERRI! MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE. 1160 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,640 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 1161 01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,150 HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH ALREADY? 1162 01:08:03,650 --> 01:08:08,150 IT'S LATE, JERRI, WE'RE GONNA GO HOME. 1163 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:12,150 LATE? LATE? COME ON NOW. 1164 01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:16,160 IN THE SLAMMER, SOME OF THE BEST STUFF WE'D GET DONE WOULD BE AT NIGHT. 1165 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,660 WE'D BE MIXIN UP THE JUNGLE JUICE 1166 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:19,660 SLAP ON THE OLD TRANSISTOR RADIOS. 1167 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:23,670 OF COURSE WE'D HAVE TO MAKE ARE OWN BATTERIES BECAUSE THE BULLS KEPT TAKING THE REAL ONES. 1168 01:08:23,670 --> 01:08:25,170 YOU COULD TOSS A COUPLE OF D CELL BATTERIES 1169 01:08:25,170 --> 01:08:28,670 INTO A PILLOW CASE AND USE IT TO SHATTER A PUERTO RICAN'S SKULL. 1170 01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:31,170 BRITTLE SKULLS. 1171 01:08:31,170 --> 01:08:32,680 OH, THE BATTERIES. 1172 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,680 OKAY RIGHT. 1173 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,180 SO WHAT WE'D DO IS TAKE OUR OWN POOPERS AND WORK IT INTO A PASTE, 1174 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:37,680 AND THAT WOULD MAKE THE ALKALOID. 1175 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,680 THEN WE'D FOLD IN SOME TIN FOIL FOR THE CELLS 1176 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,690 AND FOR THE ACID, WE'D USE OUR OWN SPIT. BATTERY. 1177 01:08:42,690 --> 01:08:44,190 SOUNDS LIKE A BOMB. 1178 01:08:44,190 --> 01:08:45,190 IT'S FINE LINE. 1179 01:08:45,190 --> 01:08:47,190 THAT'S IT! WE'LL MAKE A BATTERY! 1180 01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:50,690 AN ENERGY SOURCE MADE FROM NON-POLLUTING RENEWABLE MATERIAL! 1181 01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:52,700 WELL IT POLLUTES A LITTLE- - DOODIES! 1182 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,700 WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A PRESENTATION IN TIME. 1183 01:08:55,700 --> 01:08:59,700 YOU WILL WITH MY HELP. 1184 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GEOFFREY? 1185 01:09:02,710 --> 01:09:04,710 AREN'T YOU ON ROGER'S BEEKMAN'S TEAM? 1186 01:09:04,710 --> 01:09:06,210 THAT'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS, CHUCK. 1187 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,710 NOT REALLY, I SAW YOU WORKING WITH HIM LIKE AN HOUR AGO. 1188 01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:11,710 WHAT DID HE DO? KICK YOU OFF HIS TEAM? 1189 01:09:11,710 --> 01:09:23,230 LET'S JUST SAY I'M KICKING MYSELF ON TO YOURS. 1190 01:09:23,230 --> 01:09:28,230 WHAT DO YOU SAY KIDS? DO WE NEED HIS HELP? 1191 01:09:28,230 --> 01:09:30,230 WELL, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO HEAR. 1192 01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:33,740 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE A LITTLE TIME AND A LOTTA WORK TO DO. 1193 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,240 MR. JELLINECK! 1194 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,240 OKAY. 1195 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:38,740 I'M OUT OF IDEAS. 1196 01:09:38,740 --> 01:09:45,250 PERHAPS WE CAN PRESENT THE BATTERY USING THE TRADITIONAL MUSIC OF MY HOMELAND, INDONESIA. 1197 01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:48,250 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A GOD DAMN BATTERY? 1198 01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,250 NOTHING. 1199 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,260 WELL, NOTHING IS SOMETHING I'M USED TO WORKING WITH. 1200 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:59,760 I LOVE IT! 1201 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,770 LET'S DO IT! 1202 01:10:02,770 --> 01:10:18,780 [ MUSIC ] 1203 01:10:30,290 --> 01:10:31,790 HIDEY HO. 1204 01:10:31,790 --> 01:10:33,800 SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE? 1205 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:35,300 WE'RE STILL LOOKING. 1206 01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:36,800 OUCH. 1207 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:38,800 THAT'S A LONG TITLE. 1208 01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,300 I WAS NAPPING BEFORE I MADE IT TO THE END. 1209 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,800 PLEASE! 1210 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,310 ALL I'M SAYING IS, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. 1211 01:10:43,310 --> 01:10:44,810 THESE ARE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS. 1212 01:10:44,810 --> 01:10:46,310 OH HOW LONG CAN THEY USE THAT EXCUSE? 1213 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:47,810 SHE'S WITH ME NOW, ONYX. 1214 01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:51,810 ON THE BOARD OF ED. 1215 01:10:51,810 --> 01:10:53,820 CAN WE PLEASE KEEP THIS EDUCATIONAL? 1216 01:10:53,820 --> 01:10:58,320 HMM. THE MIRACLE OF REPRODUCTION. 1217 01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:04,830 MY, THAT'S FULL ON BALLING. WOW. I'M IMPRESSED. 1218 01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:07,330 MOUNT VALLEY MIGHT HAVE THIS ONE NAILED. 1219 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:15,840 WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? ANOTHER SHOW STOPPING SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT BY ROGER BEEKMAN. 1220 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:27,350 THIS IS EXHILARATING. TITILLATING. 1221 01:11:27,350 --> 01:11:29,850 FIRE WAS INVENTED 1222 01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:31,350 BY BURNING SOME WOOD 1223 01:11:31,350 --> 01:11:33,360 THE WATER WHEEL 1224 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,860 IS THE WHEEL THAT COULD 1225 01:11:34,860 --> 01:11:36,360 WHEN YOU BOIL A LIQUID 1226 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,360 IT GETS YOU SOME STEAM 1227 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:39,860 FOSSIL FUEL DOESN'T KEEP 1228 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,860 THE ENVIRONMENT CLEAN 1229 01:11:41,860 --> 01:11:43,870 SUPER CONDUCTOR 1230 01:11:43,870 --> 01:11:46,370 SUPER CONDUCTOR 1231 01:11:46,370 --> 01:12:05,390 SUPER CONDUCTOR 1232 01:12:05,390 --> 01:12:07,890 ROGER, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! I LOVED IT! 1233 01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:10,390 YOU'VE REDEFINED THE SCIENCE PROJECT AS WE KNOW IT. 1234 01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:12,900 I LOVED THOSE CATCHY SONGS WITH THOSE RHYMES! 1235 01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:15,400 AND THOSE LADIES IN THEIR CAT SUITS AND THAT MACHINE, 1236 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,400 WHATEVER IT DID! 1237 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,900 OH ONYX, THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 1238 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:20,400 I'M JUST WARMING UP. 1239 01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:21,900 YOU WHORE! 1240 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:27,410 WELL, I'M GONNA JUST GO TALLY UP THE POINTS. 1241 01:12:27,410 --> 01:12:29,410 WELL, TALLY HO, THEN. 1242 01:12:29,410 --> 01:12:33,420 WAIT! WAIT! 1243 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:35,420 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT, NOBLET? 1244 01:12:35,420 --> 01:12:36,920 MY PROJECT! 1245 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,920 WHAT ABOUT IT? 1246 01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:41,420 ROGER'S ALREADY GOT THIS THING WRAPPED UP TIGHTER THAN A TEENAGE BURRITO. 1247 01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:45,430 LOOK, THESE STUDENTS STAYED UP AND PUT THIS PROJECT TOGETHER ALL BY MYSELF. 1248 01:12:45,430 --> 01:12:49,430 AND I THINK I DESERVE TO HAVE THEM SHOW YOU WHAT I'M CAPABLE 1249 01:12:49,430 --> 01:12:50,430 OF LETTING THEM DO. 1250 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:51,930 IF I MAY INTERJECT. 1251 01:12:51,930 --> 01:12:55,940 I'M SURE I DON'T NEED TO REMIND THE JUDGE, 1252 01:12:55,940 --> 01:13:02,450 THERE CAN BE NO NEW ENTRIES ONCE THE TALLYING HAS BEGUN. 1253 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,450 HENRY LOVES ALICE? 1254 01:13:04,450 --> 01:13:09,450 WELL I GUESS THEY'RE STILL ELIGIBLE. 1255 01:13:09,450 --> 01:13:10,950 ALRIGHT. LET'S MAKE IT QUICK. 1256 01:13:10,950 --> 01:13:13,460 I WANT TO GET MY AWARD AND GO HOME. 1257 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:35,730 [ MUSIC ] 1258 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,740 OH MY GOD... 1259 01:13:47,740 --> 01:14:03,760 [ MUSIC ] 1260 01:15:07,820 --> 01:15:11,820 WELL, HENRY. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CAPABLE OF TALLYING UP THE SCORE? 1261 01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:25,840 I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 1262 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:31,340 WHY DON'T I JUST DECLARE THE VICTOR. 1263 01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:36,350 THE WINNER OF THE STATE SCIENCE FAIR IS... 1264 01:15:36,850 --> 01:15:39,850 CHUCK NOBLET! 1265 01:15:39,850 --> 01:15:43,860 YES! 1266 01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:45,860 GUESS THAT MAKES ME HYDROGEN. 1267 01:15:45,860 --> 01:15:46,860 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1268 01:15:46,860 --> 01:15:48,360 ELEMENT NUMBER ONE. 1269 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,360 NO CHUCK, YOU'RE A BORON. 1270 01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,360 COME BOSWELL. 1271 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:58,870 NOBLET, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. CONGRATULATIONS. 1272 01:15:58,870 --> 01:16:02,370 SO MONICA. WHO'S FAT AND UGLY NOW? 1273 01:16:02,370 --> 01:16:04,380 STILL YOU, JERRI. 1274 01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:08,880 LET ME REPHRASE THAT... WHO'S THE WINNER NOW?! HUH? 1275 01:16:16,390 --> 01:16:21,390 DADDY'S AWAKE! DADDY! 1276 01:16:21,390 --> 01:16:23,400 DID YOU SEE, DID YOU SEE I WON! 1277 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,400 I'M SORRY, JERRI. 1278 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,900 BUT I SAW HIM MOVE. 1279 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,900 THAT WAS ME. I WAS JUST TRYING TO PRIME THE PUMP. 1280 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,900 I WAS HOPING TO GET A KICK START. 1281 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:32,910 BUT I THOUGHT IF I WON... 1282 01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:43,420 I KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT, JERRI, I TOLD YOU TO THINK IT. 1283 01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:46,920 FIRE! FIRE! 1284 01:16:46,920 --> 01:17:02,850 [SCREAMING AND MAYHEM] 1285 01:17:03,850 --> 01:17:20,050 [ MUSIC ] 1286 01:17:50,650 --> 01:17:56,660 NOO! GEOFFREY?! 1287 01:17:56,660 --> 01:17:58,940 GEOFFREY. 1288 01:17:58,940 --> 01:17:59,760 CHUCK? 1289 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,740 CLAIRE! 1290 01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:29,190 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1291 01:18:29,690 --> 01:18:34,190 YOU WERE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS, LUCKILY YOUR FATHER CARRIED YOU TO SAFETY. 1292 01:18:34,190 --> 01:18:36,190 WHAT? 1293 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:39,200 IT SEEMS THAT THE SHOCK FROM THE EXPLOSION ROCKED HIM OUT OF HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER. 1294 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:40,700 DADDY? 1295 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:42,700 CAREFUL. CAREFUL. HE'S RESTING. 1296 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:45,200 HE WAS IN A COMA FOR THIRTY-TWO YEARS, 1297 01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:46,710 HE'S GOT A LOT OF SLEEP TO CATCH UP ON. 1298 01:18:46,710 --> 01:18:49,710 SO, HOW SOON BEFORE SHE'S HEALTHY ENOUGH TO MOVE? 1299 01:18:49,710 --> 01:18:53,710 OH I THINK YOU'LL PROBABLY GET HER UP AND WALKING IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. 1300 01:18:53,710 --> 01:18:55,710 NO, I MEAN MOVE OUT. 1301 01:18:55,710 --> 01:19:03,220 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT SHE HAS A QUALIFIED PHYSICIAN AT HER SIDE AT ALL TIMES. 1302 01:19:03,220 --> 01:19:05,720 WELL, I'LL SAY GOODNIGHT. 1303 01:19:08,730 --> 01:19:10,730 HUGS? 1304 01:19:10,730 --> 01:19:12,230 WE HAVE CABLE, RIGHT? 1305 01:19:12,230 --> 01:19:14,230 YEA. DOWNSTAIRS. 1306 01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:16,230 IF YOU'RE PAYING FOR CABLE AND NOT WATCHING TV YOU'RE LOSING MONEY. 1307 01:19:16,230 --> 01:19:18,240 IT'S JUST SIMPLE ECONOMICS. 1308 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:32,250 TAMMILAS, MEGAWATTIS, GET IN HERE. 1309 01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:35,750 SWITCH...SWITCH. 1310 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,260 THERE YOU GO. 1311 01:19:42,260 --> 01:19:44,260 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 1312 01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:47,770 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WON THAT SCIENCE FAIR. 1313 01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:51,770 ACTUALLY, WE GOT DISQUALIFIED, JERRI. 1314 01:19:51,770 --> 01:19:59,280 OH WELL. AT LEAST I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON. 1315 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,900 TAMMILAS. MEGAWATTI. 1316 01:20:02,900 --> 01:20:06,400 I'M SO SORRY FOR BETRAYING YOU. FOR BETRAYING MY DADDY. 1317 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:11,410 I SOLD YOU OUT BECAUSE I WANTED FRIENDS THAT WERE MORE ATTRACTIVE AND POPULAR THAN YOU. 1318 01:20:11,410 --> 01:20:13,410 BUT I'VE CHANGED. 1319 01:20:13,410 --> 01:20:17,410 NOW I KNOW THAT I SHOULDN'T FEEL THE WAY I SO STRONGLY STILL DO! 1320 01:20:17,410 --> 01:20:18,910 TEAM? 1321 01:20:18,910 --> 01:20:24,420 HI. I'M JERRI BLANK AND THAT WAS MY STORY. 1322 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:26,920 NOW BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME. CONSIDER THIS. 1323 01:20:26,920 --> 01:20:29,420 YOU'RE NOT SO INNOCENT YOURSELF. 1324 01:20:29,420 --> 01:20:31,930 I'M GUESSING YOU'VE DONE SOME PRETTY HORRIBLE THINGS. 1325 01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:35,430 LIKE THE TIME YOU SET THAT BOAT ON FIRE AND WATCHED THOSE HAITIANS PANIC. 1326 01:20:35,430 --> 01:20:38,430 OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME. 1327 01:20:38,430 --> 01:20:41,900 THE POINT IS, YOU'RE A RACIST. 1328 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:45,410 THINK ABOUT IT. I HAVEN'T. 1329 01:20:45,910 --> 01:20:47,910 GOOD NIGHT. 1330 01:20:47,910 --> 01:21:03,940 [ MUSIC ] 91543