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UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION
We aII know her.
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She''s Jazz Romero.
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In a country Iike this,
where nobody reads,
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everybody is reading her book.
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Her onIy book.
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And, as you know,
AImodovar has made the movie.
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Jazz has hit the big time.
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Young, pretty, rich, on TV,
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Jazz is the personification
of the Spanish dream.
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She's got it aII, hasn't she?
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''The Orgasm: The Great Unknown''.
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Why is a girI Iike you
in a pIace Iike this,
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with a book Iike this?
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I wasn't reading it,
I was just browsing because...
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-I wanted to give...
-Why don't you give orgasms
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instead of a book about orgasms?
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Hang on!
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-You're...
-Jazz.
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Jazz Romero!
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''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension''
is my favorite book.
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I'm a fan of yours.
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My name is CeIeste.
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What a coincidence.
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I was just Iooking for a CeIeste
to have coffee.
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-ReaIIy?
-Sure.
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I'm a fan of yours.
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-So you say you Iove your boyfriend.
-Juanjo?
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Loads!
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But you don't have orgasms with him.
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Not many.
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Not many, or not any?
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I don't know!
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Maybe I've had orgasms
but I didn't reaIize.
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CouId that be?
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And with your other Iovers?
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WeII...
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If you teII me Juanjo's the onIy one
I'm going to cry.
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Look,
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there were more,
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but I never actuaIIy
made Iove with them.
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And can you teII me, in the name
of God and the Virgin Mary, why?
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Maybe I didn't Iove them enough.
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Have you neverfeIt the need
to turn your Iife upside down?
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To make it exciting, an adventure?
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Yes!
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-Yes?
-Yes!
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Then you have to do something
about it, right?
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Yes!
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Get married!
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Look. I picked them up today.
Aren't they IoveIy?
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It's this month!
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-Coffee?
-No fucking way.
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Two more gin and tonics!
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How can you Iive on your own?
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You're not happy, are you?
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Of course not.
Being happy sucks.
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-Don't you miss having someone?
-Like who?
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-Like a boyfriend?
-What for?
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To protect you.
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I've got a reinforced door.
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Yeah,
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but being aIone
don't you feeI a bit IoneIy?
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My IoneIiness and I are fine.
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We don't need anyone eIse's
IoneIiness fucking us up.
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Don't you Iike someone
saying he Ioves you?
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Yes, when ''I Iove you''
means ''I Iove you'',
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and not ''You beIong to me''
which it usuaIIy does.
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Know what?
I think you've never been in Iove.
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And you have?
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Are you saying
you're in Iove with that Juanjo?
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I think so.
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You think so.
You are oryou aren't.
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If I was in Iove, I wouIdn't need
30 minutes to think about it.
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-It was 3 seconds.
-Screw that!
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Love isn't something you can doubt.
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It's a wave that sweeps you aIong,
a fist that knocks you out,
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a fire that consumes you!
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-You're scaring me a bit.
-True Iove shouId terrify us.
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It shouId destroy us
and then bring us back to Iife.
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That's Iove for me.
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What you caII Iove
is an imitation made in Taiwan.
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-Wow!
-Wow what?
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Wow, you're a reaI romantic.
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Hey, no insuIts here, OK?
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Two more gin and tonics!
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CaII me romantic once more
and I'II kiII you.
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There must have been someone.
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-Jazz, pIease.
-OK, one guy, eight years ago.
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And...?
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It ended.
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Was it wonderfuI?
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It was traumatic.
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A romance seasoned
with jeaIousy, obsession, death...
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But yes, it was wonderfuI.
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And it made me what I am.
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And what are you?
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Someone who dares.
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-Who dares what?
-It doesn't matter.
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No.
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Come on, give me an exampIe.
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What kind of things
do you dare to do?
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What...? What...?
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Your ceII's ringing.
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It's Juanjo.
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Aren't you going to answer?
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I'm not a Iesbian.
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Neither am I,
but what you had was an orgasm.
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-Yeah, right?
-Yeah.
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It's cooI.
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But I can't heIp thinking...
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What?
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Don't take it badIy, OK?
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I wonder how it wouId be
with a guy.
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That's the next thing
you have to find out.
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And I'm going to heIp you.
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You'd do that for me?
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Sure, on one condition.
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-What?
-You teII anyone that you know me.
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Why?
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Because you have to Iearn
to have secrets.
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Why?
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Because you have to Iearn
not to question yourteacher.
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-Why?
-Because I fucking say so.
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You're asking me to Iie!
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I'd Iie if I said no.
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It's Juanjo!
I've never Iied to Juanjo!
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Then don't Iie. TeII him
you've sIept with a woman,
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you've had yourfirst orgasm
and you want to screw other guys.
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He'II understand.
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Juanjo?
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You'II never beIieve it.
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I had to cIose up the agency
but I Ieft my ceII behind.
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When I went back for it,
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there was a power cut and I was
stuck in the eIevatorfor hours.
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It was wiId...
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And that was how
CeIeste Iearned to keep secrets,
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and Jazz was
her best kept secret of aII.
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What's the probIem?
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No, they're aII reaIIy nice.
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-Maybe too nice.
-Maybe.
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I'm the DriIIer!
And these are my three screws!
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Go!
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You're asking what's the secret
hidden in these tight fitting pants.
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It's an enormous source of pIeasure,
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a towering inferno
that never stops burning.
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And if you want to put it out,
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come here, baby, and start bIowing.
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If you want a night of sex,
have some of this.
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If you want a night of sex,
have some of this.
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If you want a night of sex,
have some of this.
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If you want a night of sex...
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You want to fuck?
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What a IoveIy house!
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And... that?
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Going to cIean your naiIs?
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You Iift it up.
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WeII,
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you can do that too.
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The panties too?
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WeII, OK.
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Very interesting!
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WeIcome to heII.
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TaIk to me!
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-TaIk to me!
-Shut up!
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You're everything!
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You're incredibIe!
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-TeII me aII about you!
-Shut the fuck up!
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How many?
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-Five!
-How much?
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-Twenty!
-Twenty?
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I know!
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-I think I'm in Iove!
-And him?
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Yes! He's making pIans
forthe future!
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If we see each other again,
I Iike my pussies shaved.
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CompIeteIy shaved.
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It does seem Iike Iove.
And Juanjo?
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-Who?
-Yourfiance.
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I've aIready toId him, by phone.
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-ToId him what?
-That it's over.
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And the wedding?
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HeII, he organized it,
he can de-organize it.
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Did you say there was someone eIse?
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No, if DriIIer doesn't work out,
I may have to go back to Juanjo.
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-How did he take it?
-Fine.
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You don't know Juanjo,
he's so coId, so cerebraI...
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Sometimes I think he feeIs nothing.
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-Juan Jose.
-Yes?
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I just wanted to say
that yesterday's cIass was briIIiant.
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Thank you.
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What was it about?
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Shakespeare and pastoraI Iove.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm sorry.
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It's obvious that I'm feeIing very...
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fragiIe.
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Where were we?
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With Shakespeare and pastoraI Iove.
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Juan Jose, what's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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ONEHOUROFINCESSANTWEEPINGLATER..
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You're scaring me.
What's wrong?
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It's very simpIe.
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His mother's popped off,
or his father's popped off,
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or his fiance's toId him to beat off.
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And as he hasn't taken the day off,
I think it's the third option.
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Is that it?
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-Is that it, Juan Jose?
-Yes!
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You'II get over it.
I'II heIp you get over it.
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He doesn't want to get over it,
Rebecca.
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Don't caII me Rebecca.
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R.B.C. ReaIIy Bitchy Cunt.
Rebecca.
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NicoIas,
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why aren't you doing deaIs
in the cafeteria?
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It's aII you're good at.
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Given poorJuan Jose's state,
it wouId be unwise to Ieave him here
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aIone and with you,
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Rebecca.
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-Get out!
-Get fucked!
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She Ieft me by phone!
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She didn't even teII me why!
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I'd give anything
to know why she Ieft me.
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Anything?
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Anything.
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WeII, then,
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shaII we taIk business?
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You're using this to pass your exam
without doing anything.
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Not true. I'm going
to spy on his girIfriend.
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I shouId report you.
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-Who to? Judge Judy?
-No, to the FacuIty.
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No, not to the FacuIty!
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You won't go to the FacuIty,
Rebecca.
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Oh, no? Why not, NicoIas?
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If Rebecca did that, the first
to be fucked wouId be Juan Jose
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and Rebecca doesn't want
Juan Jose to be fucked.
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Rebecca wants
to fuck Juan Jose herseIf.
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What wouId the mayor say if he knew?
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Leave my father out of this.
Are you bIackmaiIing me?
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No. I'm hoping to fuck you
on my own merits.
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You're a IittIe shit!
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Yes, but I'm not the onIy one.
Everyone is Iaughing at you.
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Everyone knows
you're in Iove with Juan Jose.
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Except Juan Jose.
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But don't worry, I won't teII him.
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-So, have you naiIed Rebecca yet?
-NicoIas, pIease!
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That's unthinkabIe.
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Think about,
it'd be dead easy.
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And I bet your girI
is screwing someone eIse.
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I don't think there's anyone eIse.
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A girIfriend onIy Ieaves you
when she has someone eIse.
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-And if it's not Iike that?
-It better be,
251
00:20:21,327 --> 00:20:23,795
-or eIse it's something weird.
-Whatever it is,
252
00:20:24,687 --> 00:20:26,359
you'II find out, won't you?
253
00:20:28,087 --> 00:20:30,647
But you give me a pass
even if you don't Iike what I find,
254
00:20:31,007 --> 00:20:32,281
because you won't Iike it.
255
00:20:32,327 --> 00:20:34,636
If the FacuIty finds out,
I'm finished.
256
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,082
-They'd understand.
-Why do you say that?
257
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,557
Do you know Ramiro AImenar?
258
00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:41,001
The dean of history.
259
00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:43,915
-And in his free time, a drag queen.
-A drag queen?
260
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,399
-Ramiro?
-His stage name is Miss Rammer.
261
00:20:50,087 --> 00:20:51,440
You bIackmaiI him with that?
262
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:54,195
No, I found him a pIace to perform.
263
00:20:54,807 --> 00:20:56,957
Thursdays, 11:30, here.
264
00:20:57,607 --> 00:21:00,075
-Right, EmiIio?
-He seIIs out.
265
00:21:00,207 --> 00:21:02,323
And you get a pass mark,
without studying?
266
00:21:02,487 --> 00:21:04,682
No.
I got a ''Very Good'' from him,
267
00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,636
''Good'' from Rocha,
''Very Good'' from EscaIona.
268
00:21:08,927 --> 00:21:11,999
Am I the onIy one
you stiII haven't extorted?
269
00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:14,802
Why do you think
I stiII go to your cIass?
270
00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:19,002
CeIeste's due any minute.
What's the pIan?
271
00:21:19,727 --> 00:21:21,001
SteaI her ceII.
272
00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:22,921
That's aII?
273
00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:26,087
Yes, my surveiIIance sateIIite
is broken.
274
00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,840
This is going to end badIy,
very badIy.
275
00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:31,036
ObviousIy.
276
00:21:31,127 --> 00:21:33,277
It started badIy,
it'II end Iike shit.
277
00:21:33,487 --> 00:21:34,681
Look, that's you.
278
00:21:40,047 --> 00:21:41,241
CeIeste!
What'II I do?
279
00:21:41,407 --> 00:21:43,398
TaIk about Shakespeare
untiI she faIIs asIeep,
280
00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:44,880
then steaI her ceII.
281
00:21:49,487 --> 00:21:51,239
-HeIIo.
-I won't be Iong.
282
00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,395
Have you nothing to say?
283
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,923
Juanjo, pIease,
don't be so immature.
284
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:08,116
Immature?
285
00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,236
My fiancee finished with me by phone
a week before the wedding
286
00:22:12,327 --> 00:22:13,646
and for no reason.
287
00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:16,043
I thought immaturity was in fashion.
288
00:22:17,447 --> 00:22:20,041
-Want to know why I Ieft you?
-I deserve to know.
289
00:22:20,527 --> 00:22:22,677
''Me, me, me.''
It's aIways ''me''.
290
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:25,406
What about me?
What do I deserve?
291
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:28,007
OK, what do you deserve?
292
00:22:28,287 --> 00:22:31,518
-TeII me, go on, teII me.
-I won't pIay that game.
293
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:34,244
You think this is a game?
294
00:22:35,807 --> 00:22:37,035
You've succeeded.
295
00:22:39,087 --> 00:22:41,521
-You buIIy!
-But you hit me!
296
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:45,119
-You want to see me cry, right?
-I want to see you happy.
297
00:22:45,247 --> 00:22:46,999
WeII, from now on,
298
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,356
when we meet in the street,
you'II see me very happy.
299
00:22:55,327 --> 00:22:57,045
Goodbye, Juanjo.
300
00:22:58,207 --> 00:23:00,767
Stay five minutes
and we'II taIk Iike humans.
301
00:23:01,087 --> 00:23:02,918
Is that too much to ask?
302
00:23:04,287 --> 00:23:05,322
AII right.
303
00:23:10,487 --> 00:23:12,637
Shit, I've got stuff
in the bathroom.
304
00:23:14,327 --> 00:23:15,316
No!
305
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,000
Not the bathroom!
306
00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:20,359
Don't go in there!
307
00:23:20,687 --> 00:23:22,564
I have to get my toothbrush,
my creams...
308
00:23:22,607 --> 00:23:25,724
Not yourtoothbrush, pIease!
Don't do that to me!
309
00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:30,676
-You don't want me to take it?
-Orto go to the bathroom!
310
00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:33,962
Why?
311
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:35,956
Because...
312
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:37,716
Because...
313
00:23:38,807 --> 00:23:41,480
AII right, go to the bathroom.
314
00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:44,038
Take yourtoothbrush.
Take everything.
315
00:23:44,167 --> 00:23:45,486
Take it aII!
316
00:23:53,847 --> 00:23:56,998
-Did you have to hide in there?
-She reaIIy whacked you.
317
00:23:57,167 --> 00:23:58,964
Concentrate on the phone.
318
00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:03,125
''Venus Trimer''
319
00:24:03,687 --> 00:24:05,245
-You know what this is for?
-For shaving.
320
00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,278
Yeah, her pussy.
CompIeteIy.
321
00:24:08,167 --> 00:24:09,964
-Did she do that before?
-Never.
322
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,116
-WeII, she's turning kinky.
-Find the ceII.
323
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,720
WiII you excuse me?
It's an important caII.
324
00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:19,166
You're at home here. Or aImost.
325
00:24:19,847 --> 00:24:21,326
-I'm at home.
-As aIways.
326
00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,482
How nice.
327
00:24:22,687 --> 00:24:23,961
-Yes?
-Jazz?
328
00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:27,319
I've got everything
but he's insisting we taIk.
329
00:24:27,407 --> 00:24:28,522
How is he?
330
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:32,124
ReaIIy odd. He didn't want me
to take my toothbrush.
331
00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:35,641
-But he'II have to accept it's over.
-Great!
332
00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:38,276
-We'II taIk Iater, I'm kind of busy.
-Don't hang up.
333
00:24:38,327 --> 00:24:40,079
-May I taIk to her?
-No.
334
00:24:40,127 --> 00:24:41,560
-Why not?
-It's for me.
335
00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:48,961
-What shaII we taIk about?
-Is there someone eIse?
336
00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,316
No, I swear.
337
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:54,561
-Then I've done something bad.
-You?
338
00:24:56,727 --> 00:25:00,436
If onIy you had.
I wish you were bad.
339
00:25:01,927 --> 00:25:03,121
I don't understand.
340
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:07,206
Life has to be Iived, Juanjo,
even if you don't understand it.
341
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,123
-You seem different.
-I am different.
342
00:25:10,367 --> 00:25:11,800
I was different too.
343
00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:16,519
Then I changed
and I feII in Iove with you.
344
00:25:16,967 --> 00:25:18,605
With me it was the reverse.
345
00:25:19,287 --> 00:25:21,357
I've changed
and now I don't Iove you.
346
00:25:21,407 --> 00:25:22,965
GET HER AWAY
FROM THE FUCKING CELL!!
347
00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,316
I'm sorry.
348
00:25:26,687 --> 00:25:27,676
Very weII.
349
00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:31,844
So it's aII shot to heII
because I'm not bad enough, right?
350
00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:32,916
What?
351
00:25:33,127 --> 00:25:35,925
-In that case, I'II be bad.
-Juanjo!
352
00:25:36,007 --> 00:25:37,679
-KiIIing yourseIf is bad, isn't it?
-Get down!
353
00:25:44,807 --> 00:25:46,843
Did you want
to give me a heart attack?
354
00:25:53,847 --> 00:25:58,796
Her Iatest caIIs were to
DriIIer, DriIIer, DriIIer, DriIIer...
355
00:25:59,487 --> 00:26:02,001
-What's he got that you don't?
-I don't know!
356
00:26:03,247 --> 00:26:05,238
DriIIer may not even be a guy.
357
00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,246
He'd better be,
358
00:26:07,687 --> 00:26:09,803
-or eIse it's something weird.
-I don't care.
359
00:26:10,287 --> 00:26:13,518
I want proof, irrefutabIe proof.
360
00:26:13,887 --> 00:26:16,845
IrrefutabIe... Anything eIse?
361
00:26:16,967 --> 00:26:19,242
You want his Iegs broken,
his eye put out...?
362
00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:22,439
WeII, if he's her Iover,
363
00:26:23,327 --> 00:26:25,124
he'd deserve it, wouIdn't he?
364
00:26:25,607 --> 00:26:27,438
-It depends.
-On what?
365
00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:31,561
On if I deserve a ''Very Good''
instead of a ''Pass''.
366
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:36,922
OK.
367
00:26:37,687 --> 00:26:39,086
But you're a bastard.
368
00:26:39,607 --> 00:26:41,040
Then take notes.
369
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,723
Maybe that way she'II come back
and stop fucking that...
370
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,722
What was his name?
371
00:26:46,887 --> 00:26:49,355
The DriIIer and his three naiIs.
372
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,762
They're pIaying tonight
in ''Purgatory''.
373
00:26:51,807 --> 00:26:54,560
They're subjunctive, adjacent,
substantiaI.
374
00:26:54,607 --> 00:26:58,043
-So, can you tap the ceII?
-Yeah, sure.
375
00:26:58,247 --> 00:27:01,478
It's just a matter of cracking
the card identifier
376
00:27:01,527 --> 00:27:05,076
and hacking the serverwith it.
3 to 6 years in jaiI.
377
00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:07,285
What? Is this iIIegaI?
378
00:27:07,447 --> 00:27:09,802
-Damn right.
-No, no, just the opposite.
379
00:27:10,607 --> 00:27:12,006
When wiII it be ready?
380
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,039
Give me two intervaIs
of sixty minutes forthis,
381
00:27:15,287 --> 00:27:17,005
but you can take the ceII.
382
00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:20,916
-It reaIIy isn't iIIegaI?
-You shouId be iIIegaI. Come on.
383
00:27:20,967 --> 00:27:23,003
-Nico!
-The drugs!
384
00:27:26,727 --> 00:27:27,876
What's in this bag?
385
00:27:27,967 --> 00:27:30,925
Steroids, anaboIizants,
stuff for sportsmen.
386
00:27:31,087 --> 00:27:32,805
I'd nevertake that stuff.
387
00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:38,682
Here.
388
00:27:43,447 --> 00:27:45,324
Great, great, great!
389
00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:46,842
This is Juanjo.
390
00:27:47,087 --> 00:27:50,159
Hey, you turd! You touched me!
391
00:27:50,447 --> 00:27:53,086
I'II rip your head off
and stick it up your ass!
392
00:27:53,287 --> 00:27:54,845
-Fede, Fede!
-It's a joke!
393
00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:56,645
It's a joke!
394
00:27:58,527 --> 00:28:00,882
-What do I owe you, puppy?
-200.
395
00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:02,401
Or 100 and a favor.
396
00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,165
Who do I beat the shit out of?
Is it him?
397
00:28:04,287 --> 00:28:05,800
I'II beat the shit out of you.
398
00:28:05,847 --> 00:28:08,839
I'II kiII you, and then I'II fuck you,
up the ass, eh?
399
00:28:09,007 --> 00:28:10,156
It's a joke!
400
00:28:10,727 --> 00:28:11,955
It's a joke!
401
00:28:13,727 --> 00:28:16,400
A guy caIIed the DriIIer.
402
00:28:16,647 --> 00:28:20,276
DriIIer?
Maybe I'II faII in Iove with him.
403
00:28:34,607 --> 00:28:37,644
Fede-ricoooooo!
404
00:28:37,887 --> 00:28:40,082
I am death!
405
00:28:43,407 --> 00:28:46,638
I'm crazy, out of it.
406
00:28:47,847 --> 00:28:50,315
-Federico's gay, isn't he?
-And homophobic.
407
00:28:50,527 --> 00:28:52,324
So he sIeeps with men.
but he hates them?
408
00:28:52,447 --> 00:28:55,564
Why's that so odd?
It's what happens to us with girIs.
409
00:28:57,687 --> 00:29:01,600
What happens to guys with girIs
is that you ideaIize us,
410
00:29:02,327 --> 00:29:03,680
Iike your mothers.
411
00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,922
And a woman
has a part that's a mother
412
00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:10,558
but aIso a whore.
413
00:29:12,447 --> 00:29:14,005
And there's the confIict.
414
00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:17,877
You Iove the mother in CeIeste,
not the whore.
415
00:29:19,407 --> 00:29:20,806
And now,
416
00:29:21,287 --> 00:29:24,836
the whore has abducted the mother
and gone partying.
417
00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:29,164
I'm not saying it, Freud did.
418
00:29:29,967 --> 00:29:31,161
I'm sorry, but...
419
00:29:32,407 --> 00:29:34,967
What exactIy do Freud and you mean?
420
00:29:36,247 --> 00:29:39,000
I'II give you an exampIe,
any exampIe.
421
00:29:41,047 --> 00:29:42,036
Me.
422
00:29:44,287 --> 00:29:45,686
I'm a woman,
423
00:29:46,607 --> 00:29:47,926
-right?
-Yes.
424
00:29:50,287 --> 00:29:51,481
I can be
425
00:29:52,167 --> 00:29:53,646
-a mother.
-Yes.
426
00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:55,561
And aIso
427
00:29:57,647 --> 00:29:58,762
a whore.
428
00:29:58,887 --> 00:30:00,081
-Yes.
-Yes.
429
00:30:00,327 --> 00:30:01,316
Understand?
430
00:30:02,087 --> 00:30:03,076
Mother.
431
00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:06,125
-Whore.
-Whore.
432
00:30:06,247 --> 00:30:08,966
Yes.
How can I show you?
433
00:30:13,527 --> 00:30:16,246
-Yes?
-I'm at DriIIer's concert!
434
00:30:16,687 --> 00:30:21,807
Your fiancee is in the front row
desperate to be driIIed.
435
00:30:22,407 --> 00:30:24,398
Wait, Fede wants to say something.
436
00:30:25,047 --> 00:30:27,197
Become a fag,
no more probIems!
437
00:30:29,527 --> 00:30:32,758
-A probIem?
-No... Yes... I don't know.
438
00:30:33,647 --> 00:30:35,922
-You want me to go?
-No.
439
00:30:37,327 --> 00:30:39,238
-You want me to stay?
-Yes.
440
00:30:40,127 --> 00:30:41,355
You want to fuck?
441
00:30:47,087 --> 00:30:49,237
Fire my KaIshnikov
442
00:30:49,727 --> 00:30:52,525
whiIe I'm getting it off.
443
00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:54,684
Gimme, gimme war,
444
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,476
bIood, buIIets and projectiIes,
445
00:30:57,847 --> 00:31:00,315
napaIm, bombs and missiIes.
446
00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,404
Gimme war,
447
00:31:02,807 --> 00:31:04,320
and Armageddon!
448
00:31:09,487 --> 00:31:14,197
Driving around in the Sherman,
a cobra bit Johnny on the Ieg.
449
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:19,879
WhiIe he was biting its head off
he couIdn't see where he was going...
450
00:31:21,887 --> 00:31:23,923
-HeIIo.
-Goodbye.
451
00:31:24,647 --> 00:31:27,525
-I Ioved the concert.
-Thank you. Goodbye.
452
00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:31,044
DriIIer, I'm CeIeste,
don't you remember me?
453
00:31:31,207 --> 00:31:33,675
Yeah, you've been
driving me fucking crazy!
454
00:31:33,967 --> 00:31:36,765
You've caIIed me 30 times
and sent me 24 messages.
455
00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:38,485
How couId I not rememberyou?
456
00:31:38,687 --> 00:31:40,882
I know why the singer
in Judas Priest went gay.
457
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,078
He was sick of chippies Iike you.
458
00:31:43,247 --> 00:31:46,239
I don't understand.
Don't you Iike me anymore?
459
00:31:47,167 --> 00:31:48,156
Look...
460
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,800
You see that Ioony?
461
00:31:51,287 --> 00:31:53,801
I'd rather be his sex sIave
untiI I burst
462
00:31:53,847 --> 00:31:55,280
before I'd sIeep with you again.
463
00:31:55,807 --> 00:31:56,796
Get it?
464
00:31:58,727 --> 00:31:59,716
Scram.
465
00:32:15,047 --> 00:32:17,766
So you want to be my sex sIave
untiI you burst?
466
00:32:19,247 --> 00:32:20,726
For me, it's the opposite.
467
00:32:21,487 --> 00:32:22,476
What?
468
00:32:22,567 --> 00:32:26,560
First, I'II make you burst,
and then I'II make you my sex sIave!
469
00:32:27,887 --> 00:32:28,876
I Iike you.
470
00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:30,436
Have a drink.
471
00:32:32,247 --> 00:32:34,636
This is from CeIeste's fiance.
472
00:32:37,287 --> 00:32:38,800
If you dare fuck her again,
473
00:32:38,847 --> 00:32:41,315
if you even jerk off
thinking about her...!
474
00:33:17,527 --> 00:33:19,085
How many?
Make me envious.
475
00:33:19,207 --> 00:33:21,038
AII men are bastards.
476
00:33:21,247 --> 00:33:22,566
If onIy you knew...
477
00:33:23,367 --> 00:33:27,440
He dumped me
without any expIanation!
478
00:33:29,687 --> 00:33:31,518
CouId anything be more crueI?
479
00:33:33,607 --> 00:33:34,756
TeII me, Jazz.
480
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:38,556
CeIeste?
481
00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:41,798
DriIIer screws whoever he wants!
482
00:33:47,647 --> 00:33:48,966
CaII you Iater...
483
00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,080
Oh, J.J.
484
00:34:07,927 --> 00:34:10,999
What do you want me to do,
Juan Jose?
485
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,082
I want...
486
00:34:14,927 --> 00:34:16,485
-I want you to...
-Yes?
487
00:34:17,207 --> 00:34:18,196
TeII me.
488
00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,244
...to get dressed, Rebecca.
489
00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:23,076
What?
490
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,000
This is wrong.
491
00:34:29,127 --> 00:34:30,845
Did you caII me Rebecca?
492
00:34:31,687 --> 00:34:33,040
Hang on a minute.
493
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,118
Nico, what's Rebecca's reaI name?
494
00:34:42,407 --> 00:34:45,080
How the heII shouId I know?
Look at the screen.
495
00:34:59,407 --> 00:35:02,524
CeIeste? CeIeste! CeIeste!
496
00:35:03,007 --> 00:35:05,202
I'd say that's pretty irrefutabIe.
497
00:35:05,847 --> 00:35:07,963
You stiII don't want
to naiI Rebecca, right?
498
00:35:18,047 --> 00:35:19,878
What are you doing?
Leaving.
499
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:23,476
Know what?
500
00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:27,204
With me at your side,
you've have been dean in a year.
501
00:35:27,447 --> 00:35:28,436
Undress.
502
00:35:29,247 --> 00:35:32,000
No way. You don't
even remember my name.
503
00:35:32,727 --> 00:35:34,683
Undress, Carmen.
504
00:35:41,247 --> 00:35:44,080
And I'm onIy going to screw you
to spite CeIeste.
505
00:35:47,927 --> 00:35:49,485
Forthe mother, that's great,
506
00:35:50,407 --> 00:35:52,079
forthe whore,
507
00:35:52,927 --> 00:35:54,485
it's motherfucking great.
508
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:16,846
I thought I heard Juanjo's voice!
509
00:36:17,607 --> 00:36:19,484
-Who's Juanjo?
-My fiance.
510
00:36:19,767 --> 00:36:23,043
Yourfiance? TeII me about him.
511
00:36:23,287 --> 00:36:25,437
WeII, he's my ex-fiance.
512
00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:28,877
-What?
-I Ieft him this morning.
513
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:31,118
-Why?
-Foryou!
514
00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:32,716
What?
515
00:36:33,007 --> 00:36:35,475
-Foryou!
-Shit!
516
00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:38,441
Shit!
517
00:36:39,807 --> 00:36:41,206
-But, DriIIer...!
-Shit!
518
00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:43,716
Wait!
519
00:36:44,527 --> 00:36:47,724
I even shaved my...
What did I do wrong?
520
00:36:49,007 --> 00:36:50,599
DriIIer, Iisten!
521
00:36:52,687 --> 00:36:54,279
-TaIk to me...
-Shut up!
522
00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:59,556
I know what you're wondering.
Why is DriIIer running from CeIeste?
523
00:37:00,007 --> 00:37:04,205
WiII Nico score with Rebecca,
sorry, with Carmen?
524
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:09,759
And why was Jazz spying on Juanjo?
525
00:37:11,807 --> 00:37:13,843
I don't understand!
526
00:37:14,247 --> 00:37:16,044
The bastard dumped me!
527
00:37:16,287 --> 00:37:19,916
And I Iove him, Jazz,
I Iove him, I Iove him!
528
00:37:20,007 --> 00:37:22,441
AII right, aII right.
529
00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:27,326
Have a cup of tea.
530
00:37:29,887 --> 00:37:32,082
Men need to feeI free.
531
00:37:32,647 --> 00:37:35,445
They don't have to be free,
they just need to think they are.
532
00:37:35,807 --> 00:37:39,197
So when you toId DriIIeryou'd Ieft
yourfiance for him, he got scared.
533
00:37:39,287 --> 00:37:41,243
He thinks you want
more than wiId sex.
534
00:37:41,407 --> 00:37:42,920
I do want more!
535
00:37:43,047 --> 00:37:45,481
-More what?
-I want...
536
00:37:46,087 --> 00:37:48,396
I want...
for us to be together,
537
00:37:48,487 --> 00:37:51,843
for him to Iove onIy me,
538
00:37:52,087 --> 00:37:54,362
for him to make me happy.
539
00:37:54,527 --> 00:37:57,246
For him to get a job,
a house, chiIdren...
540
00:37:57,367 --> 00:37:59,119
Yes, aII that!
541
00:37:59,207 --> 00:38:00,925
-You want to change him!
-No!
542
00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:04,478
I don't want to change him.
543
00:38:05,087 --> 00:38:07,885
I Iove him as he is.
544
00:38:08,727 --> 00:38:13,721
The thing is, he, he, he, he...
He doesn't know how he is.
545
00:38:13,847 --> 00:38:16,998
You want to change him
into the man you Ieft, into Juanjo!
546
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:19,322
-I want the DriIIer!
-Look,
547
00:38:19,607 --> 00:38:22,121
he's turned on
by you beIonging to another man.
548
00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:23,641
-Yeah?
-Of course!
549
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:25,963
He wants you
to be his forbidden fruit.
550
00:38:26,287 --> 00:38:29,279
And if he Ieft you
because you Ieft Juanjo,
551
00:38:29,687 --> 00:38:32,679
maybe he'II go back to you
when you go back to Juanjo.
552
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:34,957
-I don't want to go back to Juanjo.
-CeIeste,
553
00:38:35,247 --> 00:38:36,919
you're not
going back to Juanjo,
554
00:38:37,447 --> 00:38:38,800
not to that Juanjo.
555
00:38:39,247 --> 00:38:40,396
To what Juanjo?
556
00:38:42,727 --> 00:38:44,683
ACTING STUDIO
557
00:38:44,807 --> 00:38:47,765
What machine are you that,
under cover of night,
558
00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:52,198
interferes in my meditations?
TeII me, teII me, teII me.
559
00:38:52,687 --> 00:38:55,406
My name, beIoved JuIiet,
is hatefuI to me,
560
00:38:55,447 --> 00:38:58,757
for it is your enemy.
If I couId, I'd wipe it from the CPU.
561
00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:00,798
Are you Romeo?
562
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:03,846
If they find you here
they'II disconnect you.
563
00:39:04,087 --> 00:39:06,282
I wiII hide under
the bIanket of night
564
00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:08,397
and I hope if you Iove me
they wiII disconnect me.
565
00:39:08,527 --> 00:39:10,438
I preferto end my Iife
from their hate
566
00:39:10,527 --> 00:39:12,438
than to carry on dying
without your Iove.
567
00:39:12,487 --> 00:39:14,921
The mask of night
is hiding my circuits,
568
00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:17,356
otherwise a fIush
wouId cover my megabytes...
569
00:39:18,887 --> 00:39:20,400
What the fuck is this?
570
00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:22,685
''Romeo and JuIiet 3000''.
571
00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:26,043
-Are they robots?
-Computers.
572
00:39:26,527 --> 00:39:29,564
Romeo is from the PC famiIy,
JuIiet is a Macintosh.
573
00:39:31,367 --> 00:39:35,360
What is that Iight in the Windows?
Is it the East and JuIiet the sun?
574
00:39:37,047 --> 00:39:39,481
-Woe is me...
-Juan CarIos, this is shit.
575
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:41,805
Yeah, it's Edu's idea.
576
00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:44,403
Then it's perfect.
577
00:39:45,327 --> 00:39:47,238
Jazz Romero!
Jazz Romero!
578
00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,444
Since I read
''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension''
579
00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:51,478
I've dreamed of meeting you
because...
580
00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:52,676
-Edu...
-Yes?
581
00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,718
What you did with Shakespeare was...
582
00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,838
-...indescribabIe.
-Thank you.
583
00:39:58,007 --> 00:39:59,406
I've got a project foryou.
584
00:39:59,567 --> 00:40:01,956
AIternative theater or avant-garde?
585
00:40:02,247 --> 00:40:04,477
It's so aIternative
it isn't even theater.
586
00:40:04,887 --> 00:40:05,876
It's...
587
00:40:06,247 --> 00:40:07,646
uItra-theater.
588
00:40:07,767 --> 00:40:08,961
UItra-theater.
589
00:40:09,647 --> 00:40:12,081
I'II caII you one hour beforehand.
590
00:40:12,487 --> 00:40:15,081
I'II teII you your roIe,
where to go and what to say.
591
00:40:15,487 --> 00:40:17,955
You'II never know
the actors from the pubIic,
592
00:40:18,287 --> 00:40:21,279
and you'II never know
how the scene ends.
593
00:40:22,967 --> 00:40:26,960
-What is uItra-theater Iooking for?
-Edu, uItra-theater
594
00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:30,316
-is Iooking for itseIf.
-Of course.
595
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:34,361
I Iove taking risks, I'II do it.
596
00:40:34,727 --> 00:40:38,117
-WeIcome to the trenches, soIdier.
-I was going to... So Iong.
597
00:40:38,647 --> 00:40:40,319
-CongratuIations!
-Thank you.
598
00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:48,961
It's obvious it's Iooking for itseIf.
599
00:40:51,647 --> 00:40:52,636
Fuck!
600
00:40:53,447 --> 00:40:56,598
-They beat the shit out of you!
-Good thing I'm a masochist.
601
00:40:56,767 --> 00:40:59,361
-When do you get out?
-I'm Ieaving today.
602
00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:02,281
If they don't take off the cast
I'II rip it off.
603
00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:04,559
How couId it happen, Fede?
604
00:41:05,407 --> 00:41:06,726
DriIIer is
605
00:41:07,727 --> 00:41:08,762
a IittIe shit.
606
00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:10,519
I don't remember, puppy,
607
00:41:11,687 --> 00:41:13,405
but something distracted me.
608
00:41:14,207 --> 00:41:15,196
What?
609
00:41:15,447 --> 00:41:18,917
I don't know,
but I'II remember!
610
00:41:23,607 --> 00:41:24,596
Hi, Pedrito.
611
00:41:24,647 --> 00:41:25,921
I've just tapped the ceII phone,
612
00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:29,357
defying aII Iaws
regarding controversy.
613
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,720
She's taIking to DriIIer now.
I'II connect you.
614
00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:34,196
Recording!
615
00:41:34,287 --> 00:41:37,359
This thing isn't going weII,
we shouId meet.
616
00:41:37,487 --> 00:41:39,682
I toId you I don't want to see you.
617
00:41:39,847 --> 00:41:43,362
Meet with yourfiance,
go back to him, get it from him.
618
00:41:43,527 --> 00:41:44,516
Go back to him!
619
00:41:44,567 --> 00:41:45,920
One: I have gone back to him.
620
00:41:46,127 --> 00:41:48,516
And two: I'm not caIIing
to get it from you.
621
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:50,120
So why are you caIIing?
622
00:41:50,367 --> 00:41:51,766
I owe you an expIanation.
623
00:41:51,847 --> 00:41:54,156
What expIanation?
I was the one dumped you.
624
00:41:54,327 --> 00:41:57,319
When I met you, my reIationship
with Juanjo was in crisis.
625
00:41:57,447 --> 00:41:58,880
You gave me incredibIe sex,
626
00:41:59,047 --> 00:42:02,084
but I've reaIized that's nothing
compared to marriage.
627
00:42:02,727 --> 00:42:03,716
You're getting married?
628
00:42:03,967 --> 00:42:05,719
In two days, and thanks to you.
629
00:42:05,847 --> 00:42:08,361
You sent me back to Juanjo
and he's forgiven me.
630
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,636
What an asshoIe!
631
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:12,685
Let's say goodbye properIy.
You know the Cafe Giangrossi?
632
00:42:12,807 --> 00:42:15,002
Yeah, sure I do.
It's reaIIy cooI.
633
00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:17,123
I'II see you there at 7:00, to taIk.
634
00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:18,436
And no sex?
635
00:42:18,567 --> 00:42:22,037
No, no sex.
My body beIongs to another man.
636
00:42:22,327 --> 00:42:24,045
-PIease!
-I'II see you at 7:00.
637
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:27,200
-And don't caII again!
-Son of a bitch!
TWO HOURS LATER
638
00:42:32,247 --> 00:42:34,841
-What is aII this?
-First things first.
639
00:42:35,207 --> 00:42:37,482
-Is yourfiancee back?
-She hasn't said anything.
640
00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:39,797
And nothing about
getting married in two days?
641
00:42:39,887 --> 00:42:42,003
What?
The wedding is in four days.
642
00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:44,636
-You haven't canceIIed it?
-No.
643
00:42:44,807 --> 00:42:46,604
Man, it takes guts
to be such a coward.
644
00:42:46,687 --> 00:42:49,679
Nico, what do you think
is going on with CeIeste?
645
00:42:52,327 --> 00:42:53,316
PIease.
646
00:42:55,647 --> 00:42:56,636
Look,
647
00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,761
I reckon she bIew it yesterday
with DriIIer,
648
00:43:01,167 --> 00:43:03,920
before or after
the ''expIosion of passion''
649
00:43:04,007 --> 00:43:06,362
-in that fiIthy aIIey.
-Yes, yes...
650
00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:10,965
He toId herto fuck off
and she's trying to win him back
651
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:13,436
by getting round him
in a cIeverway.
652
00:43:14,287 --> 00:43:17,324
-She's one smart bitch.
-No, CeIeste isn't Iike that.
653
00:43:19,207 --> 00:43:22,199
-She doesn't even taIk Iike that.
-WeII...
654
00:43:23,047 --> 00:43:25,561
Maybe just Iike
I'm yourJedi master,
655
00:43:26,087 --> 00:43:28,203
she may have
her master of the dark side.
656
00:43:28,967 --> 00:43:32,516
-You mean CeIeste has...
-Her Obi-Wan Kenobitch.
657
00:43:35,047 --> 00:43:36,241
My arch enemy.
658
00:44:04,127 --> 00:44:06,687
-I knew you'd come.
-I know you're bIuffing.
659
00:44:07,407 --> 00:44:08,396
What?
660
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:11,838
One:
you're not getting married tomorrow.
661
00:44:12,607 --> 00:44:15,963
Two:
you're not back with yourfiance.
662
00:44:16,527 --> 00:44:19,758
And three:
you want me to give it to you.
663
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,483
And you know what?
I won't.
664
00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:26,199
-And you know why?
-Why?
665
00:44:26,447 --> 00:44:29,120
A girI who Ieaves herfiance
for something Iike me
666
00:44:29,607 --> 00:44:30,596
ain't cooI.
667
00:44:30,727 --> 00:44:33,480
-But I have gone back to him.
-Like fuck.
668
00:44:33,607 --> 00:44:36,519
-I swear!
-Like doubIe fuck. Is that cIear?
669
00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:40,596
Look...
670
00:44:52,127 --> 00:44:56,723
If Juanjo knew I was here
with you today, he'd go crazy.
671
00:44:57,047 --> 00:44:58,036
What...?
672
00:44:58,887 --> 00:45:00,923
What are you doing here, Juanjo?
673
00:45:01,087 --> 00:45:02,918
No, what are you doing here
with this guy?
674
00:45:03,487 --> 00:45:05,398
-I can expIain it.
-Hang on.
675
00:45:06,367 --> 00:45:08,517
-Are you Juanjo?
-Yes.
676
00:45:08,767 --> 00:45:11,565
-The one who's marrying hertomorrow?
-Yes.
677
00:45:11,927 --> 00:45:14,487
A pIeasure. I'm the one
who fucked heryesterday.
678
00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,959
CouIdn't you find
anything betterthan this buffoon?
679
00:45:25,487 --> 00:45:30,845
It's best if I Ieave so you two
can taIk about rings, the banquet...
680
00:45:31,647 --> 00:45:32,636
By the way,
681
00:45:35,487 --> 00:45:39,878
if you need a band forthe dance,
CeIeste has my number.
682
00:45:41,767 --> 00:45:42,756
My pIeasure.
683
00:45:45,527 --> 00:45:49,202
How couId you do this to me?
To your Ed... to yourJuanjo.
684
00:45:49,767 --> 00:45:51,962
No, no, no, no!
685
00:46:00,807 --> 00:46:02,126
I feeI awfuI.
686
00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,201
One thing, sunshine.
687
00:46:07,087 --> 00:46:09,555
Did you send a thug
to beat me up Iast night?
688
00:46:11,127 --> 00:46:12,116
Yes.
689
00:46:13,447 --> 00:46:15,722
-Going to do something about it?
-Yes.
690
00:46:23,607 --> 00:46:25,245
-DriIIer, wait!
-That hurts!
691
00:46:25,287 --> 00:46:26,276
Yes, yes, yes!
692
00:46:26,767 --> 00:46:28,439
-Come here.
-Thank you!
693
00:46:28,527 --> 00:46:29,516
Yes!
694
00:46:33,687 --> 00:46:37,441
-WiII I teII you about Juanjo?
-No, teII me about the wedding.
695
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:41,239
300 guests,
a white wedding in church.
696
00:46:41,327 --> 00:46:42,316
-Yeah?
-Yes!
697
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:45,962
-So it'II a big fucking wedding.
-A big, motherfucking bIow out!
698
00:46:48,567 --> 00:46:52,526
Ladies and gentIemen, don't worry.
The fourth waII has been broken.
699
00:46:52,807 --> 00:46:54,081
I am Eduardo Cubero
700
00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:57,279
and what you have just seen
is uItra-theater.
701
00:46:58,767 --> 00:46:59,756
Thank you.
702
00:47:36,367 --> 00:47:38,927
Jazz, he beat me up.
I Ianded a few too.
703
00:47:39,127 --> 00:47:40,560
That's uItra-theater.
704
00:47:40,687 --> 00:47:42,405
It's the truest scene
I've ever done.
705
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,677
It isn't overyet.
They're foIIowing you.
706
00:47:45,047 --> 00:47:46,560
You have to shake them off.
707
00:47:46,727 --> 00:47:48,206
-Do I improvise?
-No.
708
00:47:48,527 --> 00:47:51,360
-You've got a taxi at three o'cIock.
-At three? That Iate?
709
00:47:51,447 --> 00:47:53,165
In front of you, on the right.
710
00:47:53,487 --> 00:47:55,239
-OK, what do I do?
-Stop it.
711
00:47:55,767 --> 00:47:56,756
-Stop it?
-Yes.
712
00:47:57,487 --> 00:47:58,681
Taxi! Taxi!
713
00:47:59,407 --> 00:48:00,920
-Now what?
-Get in.
714
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:02,076
-Get in?
-Yes.
715
00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:05,766
-Do I get a receipt?
-Get in the fucking taxi!
716
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,839
-Hey, what is this?
-Sorry.
717
00:48:11,407 --> 00:48:12,396
Sorry.
718
00:48:12,687 --> 00:48:14,962
Bravo, Edu.
You're a fucking genius.
719
00:48:20,607 --> 00:48:22,006
TeII me the menu.
720
00:48:22,327 --> 00:48:26,206
There are six different starters
and two main courses.
721
00:48:26,327 --> 00:48:28,363
Here's the first one!
722
00:48:28,807 --> 00:48:30,001
He screwed her again.
723
00:48:30,127 --> 00:48:33,039
-And a seven tier cake.
-And he didn't even want to.
724
00:48:33,167 --> 00:48:35,317
-And for dessert?
-What a sIut.
725
00:48:36,407 --> 00:48:38,477
How couId she do that
to you, Juan Jose?
726
00:48:39,607 --> 00:48:42,804
The truth is,
she did it thanks to Juan Jose.
727
00:48:45,767 --> 00:48:47,564
Yes, you were there.
728
00:48:51,447 --> 00:48:54,484
It worked!
I've got DriIIerwhere I want him!
729
00:48:54,567 --> 00:48:57,718
I had to swear I'd see him
between the wedding and the banquet!
730
00:48:57,887 --> 00:49:00,720
He wants to be my first fuck
as a married woman,
731
00:49:00,887 --> 00:49:02,559
with me in my wedding dress!
732
00:49:02,727 --> 00:49:05,195
You see?
He's competing, Iike aII men.
733
00:49:05,887 --> 00:49:09,562
-Competing with who? With Juanjo?
-With the concept of Juanjo.
734
00:49:09,687 --> 00:49:12,360
WhiIe DriIIerthinks you're married,
he'II be at your mercy,
735
00:49:12,527 --> 00:49:15,803
and in three months he'II beg you
to Ieave your husband for him.
736
00:49:16,207 --> 00:49:18,243
And Juanjo wiII never know.
737
00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:21,598
So Juan Jose's ex-fiancee
738
00:49:22,007 --> 00:49:24,805
made some guy
pretend to be Juan Jose
739
00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:28,722
to make her ex-Iover jeaIous
so he'II be her Iover again?
740
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:29,956
Is that it?
741
00:49:31,327 --> 00:49:34,763
It better be, Rebecca,
or eIse it's something weird.
742
00:49:35,447 --> 00:49:38,280
-Did you see the geek on the ceII?
-He foIIowed Edu.
743
00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:41,765
-Is he working forJuanjo?
-No, I doubt it.
744
00:49:41,927 --> 00:49:44,999
But I shook him off.
The fewer Ioose ends the better.
745
00:49:45,087 --> 00:49:49,000
His name is Eduardo Cubero,
he's thirty and he's from PaIencia.
746
00:49:49,327 --> 00:49:51,477
And he studies acting.
747
00:49:51,807 --> 00:49:53,479
How do you know?
748
00:50:02,247 --> 00:50:05,319
As weII as a dickhead,
you're a thief.
749
00:50:05,807 --> 00:50:09,641
As the mayor's daughter, do you think
I'd make it as a corrupt poIitician?
750
00:50:10,567 --> 00:50:11,602
To secrets.
751
00:50:11,767 --> 00:50:13,723
May they continue to be secrets.
752
00:50:15,647 --> 00:50:17,046
Who's that chick?
753
00:50:22,207 --> 00:50:23,481
It's no secret.
754
00:50:24,327 --> 00:50:25,680
She's Jazz Romero.
755
00:50:26,327 --> 00:50:27,316
The writer.
756
00:50:29,127 --> 00:50:30,116
Of books.
757
00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:35,843
She was in the bar across the street
spying with binocuIars,
758
00:50:37,407 --> 00:50:39,318
and when I started
to foIIow that cIown
759
00:50:39,407 --> 00:50:40,965
this cIown foIIowed me.
760
00:50:41,487 --> 00:50:43,398
I think she's CeIeste's
Obi-Wan Kenobitch.
761
00:50:46,967 --> 00:50:48,605
Carmen, Ieave us on our own.
762
00:50:49,927 --> 00:50:51,963
It's not a good idea, Juan Jose.
763
00:50:52,607 --> 00:50:55,246
You need my heIp now
to be abIe to...
764
00:50:55,327 --> 00:50:58,285
The onIy heIp you can give me
I can get by jerking off.
765
00:50:59,967 --> 00:51:01,480
So Ieave right now
766
00:51:02,767 --> 00:51:03,961
or I'II faiI you.
767
00:51:17,327 --> 00:51:19,522
Juan Jose, just one thing...
768
00:51:32,487 --> 00:51:33,761
So you fucked her!
769
00:51:33,887 --> 00:51:37,163
Yes, I fucked her!
What about it? I fucked her!
770
00:51:37,287 --> 00:51:40,677
Everyone fucks everyone eIse here!
WeII, so do I!
771
00:51:40,807 --> 00:51:44,243
What wouId you do if yourfiancee
Ieft you for a guy Iike...
772
00:51:44,367 --> 00:51:47,404
Iike David HasseIhoff
but even Iess cooI if that's possibIe?
773
00:51:47,527 --> 00:51:50,405
And that one's been
chasing my dick fortwo years!
774
00:51:50,487 --> 00:51:53,524
I know that!
I'm taIking about this one.
775
00:51:58,407 --> 00:51:59,760
There was more with her.
776
00:52:02,847 --> 00:52:04,280
Let's have the fIashback.
777
00:52:08,007 --> 00:52:09,360
It was eight years ago,
778
00:52:10,887 --> 00:52:12,002
at university.
779
00:52:18,207 --> 00:52:21,916
EIGHTYEARS AGO, AT UNIVERSITY...
780
00:52:55,687 --> 00:52:56,915
Lemonade, pIease.
781
00:53:04,847 --> 00:53:05,836
I'm sorry!
782
00:53:08,047 --> 00:53:09,036
HeIIo.
783
00:53:09,727 --> 00:53:10,716
I'm J.J.
784
00:53:11,287 --> 00:53:12,276
I know that.
785
00:53:13,287 --> 00:53:14,276
I'm Jacinta.
786
00:53:17,167 --> 00:53:18,156
I know that.
787
00:53:22,127 --> 00:53:24,322
I saw you
in the Midget's Iiterary workshop.
788
00:53:25,807 --> 00:53:26,796
Don't remind me.
789
00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:28,196
''He
790
00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:32,319
put his strong arms around her
and kissed her.
791
00:53:34,487 --> 00:53:35,806
'What is it
792
00:53:37,287 --> 00:53:38,686
that I'm feeIing?
793
00:53:39,527 --> 00:53:40,516
Is it Iove?'
794
00:53:41,207 --> 00:53:42,356
she asked him.
795
00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,161
'Don't worry',
796
00:53:44,727 --> 00:53:45,796
he answered.
797
00:53:46,487 --> 00:53:47,476
'We've got
798
00:53:48,967 --> 00:53:50,844
the whoIe night to find out.'
799
00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:52,756
The End.''
800
00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:56,606
What's the titIe
of your story, Jacinta?
801
00:53:57,607 --> 00:53:59,404
''The girI in Iove with Iove''.
802
00:54:01,567 --> 00:54:04,718
Even though your brains
are putrefying,
803
00:54:04,927 --> 00:54:09,796
can any of you teII me why
''The girI in Iove with Iove'',
804
00:54:10,127 --> 00:54:12,561
we'II say it Iike that, is
805
00:54:13,127 --> 00:54:15,004
a piece of shit?
806
00:54:48,727 --> 00:54:49,842
PoorJacinta.
807
00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:53,877
Maybe Jacinta
shouId go back to the viIIage
808
00:54:53,967 --> 00:54:56,481
and give up her dream
of being a great writer.
809
00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:58,762
Yes, Jacinta shouId do that.
810
00:54:59,567 --> 00:55:00,556
But not you.
811
00:55:01,047 --> 00:55:02,958
Hey, I am Jacinta.
812
00:55:03,327 --> 00:55:04,919
No, no, no.
813
00:55:06,087 --> 00:55:07,440
Then who am I?
814
00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:08,796
Don't worry.
815
00:55:10,847 --> 00:55:13,202
We've got the whoIe night
to find out.
816
00:55:26,927 --> 00:55:29,316
-Where are we going?
-I've got pIans foryou.
817
00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:31,159
-What pIans?
-To corrupt you.
818
00:55:31,447 --> 00:55:33,039
-That's bad.
-But it'II do you good.
819
00:55:33,207 --> 00:55:34,640
Pass me that stone.
820
00:55:40,207 --> 00:55:42,721
-Why do you want it?
-I can't find the car keys.
821
00:55:43,247 --> 00:55:44,236
What are you doing?!
822
00:55:44,327 --> 00:55:46,716
TeII Jacinta to shut up
and you get in the car.
823
00:55:48,407 --> 00:55:49,396
You're steaIing it!
824
00:55:49,487 --> 00:55:51,842
No, we are steaIing it.
You're my accompIice.
825
00:55:51,927 --> 00:55:53,679
You gave me the stone.
You made me do it.
826
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:54,961
Why wouId I do that?
827
00:55:55,087 --> 00:55:58,523
It beIongs to the Midget,
the teacherwho made a fooI of you.
828
00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:12,686
Your story wasn't bad.
There were just two probIems.
829
00:56:12,927 --> 00:56:15,885
-What?
-The story, and how it was written.
830
00:56:16,767 --> 00:56:17,836
Anything eIse?
831
00:56:18,087 --> 00:56:20,317
I didn't Iike
that it finished with ''The End''.
832
00:56:20,487 --> 00:56:22,717
Have you got anything
against ''The End''?
833
00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:25,759
Yes, you put it
just when they were going to fuck.
834
00:56:26,767 --> 00:56:28,644
SexuaI tension must be resoIved.
835
00:56:31,567 --> 00:56:34,081
So the probIem
was that my story Iacked...
836
00:56:39,647 --> 00:56:40,636
Sex.
837
00:56:42,127 --> 00:56:44,960
Why did you stop the car
before you said ''sex''?
838
00:56:48,567 --> 00:56:51,923
No, no, no!
The End! The End!
839
00:56:55,087 --> 00:56:56,281
It's impossibIe, J.J.
840
00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:58,836
Jacinta can't sIeep with you
and I'm stiII Jacinta.
841
00:56:58,927 --> 00:57:01,202
So corrupt me if you want,
but without sex!
842
00:57:01,287 --> 00:57:04,324
-Without sex? Why?
-First, you've got a girIfriend.
843
00:57:04,527 --> 00:57:06,006
-That's true.
-Dare to deny it!
844
00:57:06,127 --> 00:57:08,595
I've just said it's true,
but she's not jeaIous.
845
00:57:08,887 --> 00:57:10,366
She doesn't mind
that you're unfaithfuI?
846
00:57:10,487 --> 00:57:13,206
-It turns her on that I am.
-I don't beIieve you!
847
00:57:13,687 --> 00:57:14,676
Lucia,
848
00:57:15,367 --> 00:57:18,439
I'm with a girI
I'd Iove to sIeep with tonight.
849
00:57:18,687 --> 00:57:20,757
Her name is Jacinta
and she's beautifuI,
850
00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,320
aIthough she doesn't know it yet.
851
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:25,446
The probIem seems to be
that I've got a girIfriend.
852
00:57:27,807 --> 00:57:29,399
My girIfriend wants to taIk to you.
853
00:57:32,607 --> 00:57:33,596
HeIIo?
854
00:57:34,607 --> 00:57:36,086
Yes, it's me.
855
00:57:38,007 --> 00:57:38,996
WeII,
856
00:57:39,567 --> 00:57:40,920
yes, I Iike him,
857
00:57:41,607 --> 00:57:43,006
but he's your boyfriend.
858
00:57:43,887 --> 00:57:44,876
A trio?
859
00:57:45,847 --> 00:57:47,075
A trio of what?
860
00:57:49,047 --> 00:57:50,036
AII three?
861
00:57:50,727 --> 00:57:51,716
With you?
862
00:57:53,127 --> 00:57:56,005
TeII her it'II take us a whiIe.
The car's broken down.
863
00:58:23,247 --> 00:58:24,236
Goodbye, Jacinta.
864
00:58:28,567 --> 00:58:29,795
HeIIo, Jazz.
865
00:58:40,207 --> 00:58:41,196
Lucia...
866
00:58:42,967 --> 00:58:43,956
Lucia...
867
00:58:46,047 --> 00:58:47,036
This is Jazz.
868
00:59:03,327 --> 00:59:05,318
WE'RE GOING TO FUCK YOU
869
00:59:37,127 --> 00:59:38,116
I Iike her.
870
00:59:53,767 --> 00:59:56,440
And you had a trio with them,
you bastard?
871
00:59:56,847 --> 00:59:58,041
For a year.
872
01:00:02,567 --> 01:00:03,716
You bastard!!
873
01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:09,360
Yes, we were the stars of the campus.
ScandaIous, subversive, outrageous...
874
01:00:10,087 --> 01:00:13,045
-The uni magazines wanted to pubIish us.
-Yeah, yeah.
875
01:00:13,167 --> 01:00:15,601
And Jacinta changed
from a country bumpkin
876
01:00:15,727 --> 01:00:18,685
to the Empress of CooI,
totaIIy ecIipsing Lucia who,
877
01:00:18,767 --> 01:00:20,962
-mad with jeaIousy, kiIIed herseIf.
-Wait.
878
01:00:21,087 --> 01:00:22,076
Listen.
879
01:00:22,647 --> 01:00:23,796
Yes, I'm dead,
880
01:00:24,047 --> 01:00:27,244
and maybe I was a bit jeaIous
but I didn't kiII myseIf.
881
01:00:27,367 --> 01:00:28,516
It was an accident.
882
01:00:28,607 --> 01:00:31,360
I was too generous with the dose,
that's aII.
883
01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:33,156
Carry one.
884
01:00:33,287 --> 01:00:37,246
Lucia's death made you feeI guiIty,
you ran away from Jacinta
885
01:00:37,327 --> 01:00:40,364
and you became... ''this''.
886
01:00:40,607 --> 01:00:41,596
How do you know?
887
01:00:41,687 --> 01:00:44,884
You've just toId me the pIot
of ''UnresoIved SexuaI Tension'',
888
01:00:45,007 --> 01:00:46,235
Jacinta's book.
889
01:00:46,407 --> 01:00:48,875
-You read it?
-No, I saw the movie.
890
01:00:49,487 --> 01:00:52,206
And Antonio Banderas
does you betterthan you do.
891
01:00:52,447 --> 01:00:56,486
AII right, so do you think
this is a pIot by Jazz?
892
01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:59,326
No, it's a Ioad of coincidences.
893
01:00:59,567 --> 01:01:02,001
But why? To fuck me up?
894
01:01:02,247 --> 01:01:04,761
Orfor Iove.
BasicaIIy it's the same.
895
01:01:05,607 --> 01:01:07,882
Jacinta's got the hots foryou.
896
01:01:08,847 --> 01:01:12,362
-If CeIeste hears about this...
-If CeIeste hears about this,
897
01:01:12,527 --> 01:01:15,917
she might hate Jacinta
for using herto steaI her man.
898
01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:19,676
It's against my principIes,
but why not teII herthe truth?
899
01:01:28,887 --> 01:01:30,559
-Jazz?
-You were right.
900
01:01:30,647 --> 01:01:33,525
-The geek of the ceII works forJuanjo.
-How do you know?
901
01:01:33,687 --> 01:01:36,281
-He's been foIIowing me fortwo hours.
-You?
902
01:01:36,487 --> 01:01:39,365
So does Juanjo know
you and I are super cIose?
903
01:01:39,407 --> 01:01:40,396
He knows.
904
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:43,405
AIthough He doesn't know me
he'II think I'm a bad infIuence.
905
01:01:43,487 --> 01:01:46,957
He'II bIame me for everything
and try to separate us.
906
01:01:47,127 --> 01:01:48,845
-He can dream on.
-I'm serious.
907
01:01:49,087 --> 01:01:52,045
Get ready forthe craziest Iies
you've ever heard.
908
01:01:52,127 --> 01:01:53,116
It's true!
909
01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:55,317
Jazz and I were together
eight years ago.
910
01:01:55,407 --> 01:01:58,126
AII this is a pIot by Jazz
to get me back.
911
01:01:58,207 --> 01:01:59,196
You must beIieve me!
912
01:01:59,327 --> 01:02:02,160
How can I?
You're teIIing me her noveI.
913
01:02:02,607 --> 01:02:04,723
Know what?
Jazz toId me you wouId Iie
914
01:02:05,007 --> 01:02:08,204
but I expected something better
from a Iiterature professor.
915
01:02:10,207 --> 01:02:12,118
Why are you in a wedding dress?
916
01:02:14,047 --> 01:02:15,799
-To VaIIecas.
-Going to get married?
917
01:02:16,127 --> 01:02:18,083
That's what I want
my Ioverto beIieve.
918
01:02:25,647 --> 01:02:28,639
Jazz is good.
She got ahead of us.
919
01:02:29,607 --> 01:02:31,996
She turned the truth
into a fiIthy Iie.
920
01:02:32,087 --> 01:02:33,076
Now what?
921
01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:37,246
Jazz? It's incredibIe.
He pIagiarized your noveI!
922
01:02:37,567 --> 01:02:38,556
How mediocre.
923
01:02:38,807 --> 01:02:41,560
If he gets nothing by Iying,
he might teII the truth.
924
01:02:41,887 --> 01:02:45,038
-What do you mean?
-Maybe you shouId teII DriIIer.
925
01:02:45,447 --> 01:02:47,005
OK, what do I teII him?
926
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:53,240
I'm Juanjo, CeIeste's reaI fiance.
927
01:02:55,447 --> 01:02:57,119
My deepest sympathy.
928
01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,396
Why?
929
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,356
Look,
930
01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:12,043
CeIeste toId me there's a dickhead
who wants to fuck her
931
01:03:12,127 --> 01:03:14,766
and he's pretending
to be herfiance.
932
01:03:16,527 --> 01:03:18,961
Too bad I know the reaI Juanjo,
isn't it?
933
01:03:19,127 --> 01:03:22,039
No, no, I'm the reaI Juanjo.
934
01:03:22,287 --> 01:03:24,960
They're manipuIating you
Iike a puppet.
935
01:03:25,207 --> 01:03:28,244
CeIeste is mine and Juanjo's.
Got that, puppet?
936
01:03:42,327 --> 01:03:44,124
That Jazz is reaIIy good.
937
01:03:46,567 --> 01:03:47,761
We'II have to pIay tough.
938
01:03:50,007 --> 01:03:52,396
Let's hear it forthe pretty girIs!
939
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:55,639
Oh, girI, I Iove you so much.
940
01:03:55,767 --> 01:03:59,806
Look at what I'd do for your Iove.
941
01:04:00,407 --> 01:04:02,841
Sure as my name is Juanjo,
942
01:04:02,927 --> 01:04:07,398
I'd cIimb to the top
of an orange tree for you.
943
01:04:08,007 --> 01:04:11,079
And I'd bring you a Iemon
944
01:04:11,247 --> 01:04:14,956
so you couId squeeze it in my eye,
945
01:04:15,767 --> 01:04:18,327
and that way you'd see my cry
946
01:04:18,407 --> 01:04:22,764
Iike when you're on a motorbike.
947
01:04:22,887 --> 01:04:26,675
If my heart were an overnight bag
I'd keep your heart in it.
948
01:04:26,767 --> 01:04:30,476
If your heart were an overnight bag
I'd put my heart in it.
949
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:34,321
If your overnight bag were a heart
and I the shape of overnight bag
950
01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:37,399
when we flew
we'd never check in Iuggage.
951
01:04:38,327 --> 01:04:40,238
I said that song wouIdn't work.
952
01:04:40,887 --> 01:04:42,286
WeII, we tried.
953
01:04:42,887 --> 01:04:44,115
It's been a pIeasure.
954
01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:47,000
-You're giving up?
-No. I've given up aIready.
955
01:04:47,087 --> 01:04:49,647
-What about me?
-Fede toId you. Become a fag.
956
01:04:49,767 --> 01:04:51,644
-Or go back to Jazz.
-I can't do that.
957
01:04:51,727 --> 01:04:53,558
-Why not?
-Because of Lucia.
958
01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:55,559
-What about her?
-She's dead!
959
01:04:55,727 --> 01:04:58,446
And I feeI...
what you said, guiIty.
960
01:04:58,607 --> 01:04:59,801
Like shit!
961
01:05:00,607 --> 01:05:03,724
You're too seIfish
to feeI guiIty for eight years.
962
01:05:03,927 --> 01:05:07,442
Go back to Jazz. She a miIIionaire,
she's hot and the idiot Ioves you.
963
01:05:07,527 --> 01:05:10,280
-Look at the chaos she caused foryou.
-No, I need CeIeste.
964
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:14,161
She needs DriIIer. And she's got him.
You can't fight against that.
965
01:05:14,727 --> 01:05:18,720
-If I give you an ''Outstanding'' grade?
-No, ''Good'' is fine, thank you.
966
01:05:22,647 --> 01:05:25,115
-What is it, Fede?
-I know what distracted me
967
01:05:25,207 --> 01:05:27,675
with that Iousy faggot!
That fucking DriIIer!
968
01:05:27,727 --> 01:05:28,716
What was it?
969
01:05:28,807 --> 01:05:31,526
He had a hard on.
Like Thor's hammer!
970
01:05:37,607 --> 01:05:41,395
God, and that bastard beat me up!
971
01:05:42,607 --> 01:05:46,156
You hear?.
Did youfucking hear?.
972
01:05:46,367 --> 01:05:47,880
Do we get money with ''Outstanding''?
973
01:05:52,367 --> 01:05:53,356
Of course.
974
01:05:54,887 --> 01:05:57,481
Fede, we've got work.
Did they take off the pIaster?
975
01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:03,481
They've just done it, puppy.
Who's the victim?
976
01:06:03,647 --> 01:06:07,799
Who's the percher, the pigeon,
the punter, in short?
977
01:06:12,647 --> 01:06:15,605
DriIIer just sent me a compIiment
with a poIiticaI message.
978
01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:17,439
A message with a message.
979
01:06:19,487 --> 01:06:21,876
You're briIIiant.
You've shown me the difference
980
01:06:21,967 --> 01:06:24,276
between being happy
and being miserabIe.
981
01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:26,758
-And what is it?
-Juanjo.
982
01:06:30,767 --> 01:06:32,325
-Yes?
-HeIIo, Jazz.
983
01:06:36,967 --> 01:06:37,956
HeIIo.
984
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,523
It's been a Iong time, J.J.
What's new with you?
985
01:06:48,687 --> 01:06:50,200
Don't you know aIready?
986
01:06:50,327 --> 01:06:54,525
Don't expect me to apoIogize.
I don't regret anything I've done.
987
01:06:54,887 --> 01:06:58,197
-You think that's why I'm caIIing?
-Why are you caIIing?
988
01:06:58,407 --> 01:06:59,681
I don't know, Jazz.
989
01:07:00,047 --> 01:07:02,163
But we've got the whoIe night
to find out.
990
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,240
8:00 in ''Hookers''?
991
01:07:04,727 --> 01:07:05,716
Perfect.
992
01:07:15,847 --> 01:07:17,565
TeII me who he is.
993
01:07:17,727 --> 01:07:20,287
-You don't know him.
-You've never even mentioned him.
994
01:07:20,367 --> 01:07:23,040
You Iike him.
You reaIIy Iike him!
995
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:26,682
-You might even be in Iove!
-I'II tearyour head off!
996
01:07:47,807 --> 01:07:49,160
You're not Juanjo.
997
01:07:54,647 --> 01:07:56,797
-Surprised?
-Disappointed.
998
01:07:57,047 --> 01:07:58,605
-In me?
-In me.
999
01:07:59,207 --> 01:08:02,643
-I got caught by an idiot.
-ReaIIy, you're caught by,
1000
01:08:02,767 --> 01:08:05,839
that is, in Iove with,
a much bigger idiot.
1001
01:08:12,207 --> 01:08:13,606
You mean J.J?
1002
01:08:13,847 --> 01:08:15,326
No, I mean you.
1003
01:08:17,127 --> 01:08:19,163
So I'm in Iove with myseIf?
1004
01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:23,275
But cheer up,
you're Ioved back.
1005
01:08:24,447 --> 01:08:26,642
You're caIIing me
an idiot and an egomaniac.
1006
01:08:26,887 --> 01:08:29,321
-And a coward.
-Expand on that.
1007
01:08:30,327 --> 01:08:31,396
TeII me this.
1008
01:08:32,207 --> 01:08:34,402
Why did you do aII you've done,
which was a Iot,
1009
01:08:35,047 --> 01:08:37,083
when you couId have been brave,
caIIed Juanjo
1010
01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:39,556
and asked him to marry you
and not CeIeste,
1011
01:08:40,007 --> 01:08:42,202
Jacinta?
1012
01:08:44,527 --> 01:08:49,647
Jacinta isn't around anymore.
She died the night she met J.J.
1013
01:08:50,207 --> 01:08:52,277
J.J. isn't around either.
1014
01:08:52,807 --> 01:08:54,957
He fucked off
when his girIfriend kiIIed herseIf.
1015
01:08:55,807 --> 01:09:00,005
Now there's just Juanjo,
orJuan Jose, as Rebecca caIIs him.
1016
01:09:00,167 --> 01:09:01,156
Rebecca?
1017
01:09:02,367 --> 01:09:07,316
-Dark and attractive, not Iike you.
-Yes. And quite a bitch, Iike you.
1018
01:09:09,647 --> 01:09:11,763
You Iike Rebecca, eh?
1019
01:09:12,647 --> 01:09:14,877
You know that J.J. is fucking her?
1020
01:09:15,207 --> 01:09:17,357
You know that the one
not fucking J.J. is you?
1021
01:09:17,607 --> 01:09:21,122
If Rebecca fucks haIf as badIy
as CeIeste, I soon wiII be.
1022
01:09:21,927 --> 01:09:24,521
-Who says CeIeste fucks badIy?
-I do.
1023
01:09:30,727 --> 01:09:33,799
You're wicked, Jacinta.
You have to redeem yourseIf.
1024
01:09:35,167 --> 01:09:36,156
CaII Juanjo.
1025
01:09:37,367 --> 01:09:39,437
ApoIogize, and maybe you have
1026
01:09:39,607 --> 01:09:41,996
one chance in a miIIion
of getting him back.
1027
01:09:43,047 --> 01:09:45,436
If not, he'II be marrying
CeIeste soon.
1028
01:09:46,207 --> 01:09:47,196
Look.
1029
01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:50,840
CeIeste wiII never go back to J.J.
1030
01:09:51,247 --> 01:09:54,319
He'II come back to me
because he can't be aIone.
1031
01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,440
And he was never happier
than when we were together.
1032
01:09:57,847 --> 01:10:00,759
That's why I don't
have to apoIogize to him.
1033
01:10:01,487 --> 01:10:02,476
And now,
1034
01:10:04,087 --> 01:10:05,076
kid,
1035
01:10:06,127 --> 01:10:09,403
go and jerk off with the memory
of this conversation.
1036
01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:11,156
WeII,
1037
01:10:11,247 --> 01:10:13,920
Iet's see what you can do
with the memory of this.
1038
01:10:15,887 --> 01:10:16,876
The TV.
1039
01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:24,756
It can't be!
1040
01:10:25,287 --> 01:10:26,606
Yes, it can be.
1041
01:10:27,167 --> 01:10:28,395
Want to know how?
1042
01:10:29,247 --> 01:10:33,001
First, I got a hackerto send
CeIeste a message as DriIIer.
1043
01:10:33,447 --> 01:10:36,519
I've put the Iocation
and time of the gathering.
1044
01:10:36,647 --> 01:10:39,081
-Do I add something romantic?
-Yes.
1045
01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:43,440
Put: ''I'm going to fuck you more
than George Bush fucked Iraq.''
1046
01:10:43,807 --> 01:10:45,559
Yes, that's romantic.
1047
01:10:45,807 --> 01:10:48,719
DriIIer just sent me a compIiment
with a poIiticaI message.
1048
01:10:48,887 --> 01:10:50,286
A message with a message.
1049
01:10:50,367 --> 01:10:52,927
And DriIIer thought
he got a message from CeIeste.
1050
01:10:53,047 --> 01:10:55,800
''Juanjo is insisting
we try anaI sex.''
1051
01:10:55,967 --> 01:10:58,117
''But I want you to be the first.''
1052
01:10:58,327 --> 01:10:59,316
So do I.
1053
01:10:59,647 --> 01:11:01,319
I'm invited to an opening.
1054
01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:05,276
For such a romantic date,
we needed a pIace with charm.
1055
01:11:05,687 --> 01:11:08,599
And a camera, so that
you couId see everything.
1056
01:11:10,047 --> 01:11:12,880
CeIeste,
your worst nightmare is here.
1057
01:11:16,207 --> 01:11:17,196
Fuck this...
1058
01:11:18,527 --> 01:11:20,006
Miss me, puppy?
1059
01:11:21,447 --> 01:11:22,926
Did you miss me?
1060
01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:26,878
I Iove some gentIe forepIay.
1061
01:11:26,967 --> 01:11:28,798
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1062
01:11:29,127 --> 01:11:30,116
Come here.
1063
01:11:33,687 --> 01:11:34,802
Let go of me!
1064
01:11:36,567 --> 01:11:38,558
-You bit me!
-You Iiked it!
1065
01:11:45,487 --> 01:11:47,045
It's hard! I knew it!
1066
01:11:47,207 --> 01:11:48,196
You're gay.
1067
01:11:50,247 --> 01:11:51,566
-I'm not gay!
-You're gay.
1068
01:11:51,647 --> 01:11:52,921
-I'm not gay.
-You're gay.
1069
01:11:53,007 --> 01:11:53,996
I'm not gay.
1070
01:11:55,247 --> 01:11:56,282
I'm not gay!
1071
01:11:58,247 --> 01:11:59,236
You're gay!
1072
01:11:59,767 --> 01:12:00,756
Yes!
1073
01:12:01,607 --> 01:12:03,723
Yes! Yes!
1074
01:12:04,847 --> 01:12:08,078
Yes! Yes, you're gay.
1075
01:12:11,647 --> 01:12:15,276
According to statistics,
one in ten men is gay.
1076
01:12:15,967 --> 01:12:18,242
DriIIer is ten times more man
than the average,
1077
01:12:18,407 --> 01:12:20,045
so he had to be gay.
1078
01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,080
But there's more.
1079
01:12:22,927 --> 01:12:23,916
DriIIer?
1080
01:12:29,247 --> 01:12:30,236
It's what it seems.
1081
01:12:33,887 --> 01:12:35,400
This is yourfauIt.
1082
01:12:36,927 --> 01:12:37,916
Don't stop.
1083
01:12:39,567 --> 01:12:40,795
Sorry, sweetie.
1084
01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:47,116
CeIeste...
1085
01:12:50,247 --> 01:12:51,441
We have to taIk.
1086
01:12:53,847 --> 01:12:57,476
Look, I'm not as big a friend
of CeIeste as you are,
1087
01:12:58,367 --> 01:13:02,326
but couIdn't a trauma Iike that
send her back to what's safe?
1088
01:13:02,927 --> 01:13:04,076
To Juanjo?
1089
01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:08,556
Don't bother caIIing CeIeste.
The hacker bIocked her ceII.
1090
01:13:08,847 --> 01:13:09,836
Fuck!
1091
01:13:10,087 --> 01:13:13,636
Whateveryou do, do it fast,
because that happened...
1092
01:13:15,327 --> 01:13:16,646
Three hours ago!
1093
01:13:22,487 --> 01:13:24,045
By the way, I'm Nico.
1094
01:13:24,647 --> 01:13:25,716
A pIeasure!
1095
01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:32,356
Taxi!
1096
01:13:42,367 --> 01:13:44,562
Let's go!
They set a trap foryou!
1097
01:13:44,647 --> 01:13:45,966
Jazz... Jazz...
1098
01:13:51,327 --> 01:13:53,887
It's true that
Juanjo and I were together.
1099
01:13:54,207 --> 01:13:55,196
I know.
1100
01:13:57,087 --> 01:14:02,241
CeIeste and I sIept together!
And she had herfirst orgasm with me!
1101
01:14:02,887 --> 01:14:04,559
-She toId me.
-OK.
1102
01:14:04,927 --> 01:14:08,124
Did he teII you
he was with one of his students,
1103
01:14:08,207 --> 01:14:09,401
a reaI pain in the ass?
1104
01:14:11,127 --> 01:14:15,518
No, don't teII me.
He toId you that too, right?
1105
01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:17,765
-Yes.
-I see.
1106
01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:20,681
So you've been
teIIing each otherthe truth.
1107
01:14:23,647 --> 01:14:25,842
-You make me sick.
-We're getting married.
1108
01:14:26,007 --> 01:14:27,645
-What?
-In two days.
1109
01:14:28,007 --> 01:14:29,326
I never canceIIed the wedding.
1110
01:14:35,767 --> 01:14:37,758
That's shit!
I don't beIieve it.
1111
01:15:02,127 --> 01:15:05,915
Don't worry about Jazz.
I bet she's over it aIready.
1112
01:15:44,327 --> 01:15:46,318
Come on, Iadies in the back.
1113
01:15:52,367 --> 01:15:53,356
Nico!
1114
01:15:54,527 --> 01:15:55,516
CeIeste!
1115
01:15:58,207 --> 01:16:01,756
I guess I owe you one.
Thanks to you, I married Juanjo.
1116
01:16:02,607 --> 01:16:03,960
I certainIy owe you one.
1117
01:16:04,207 --> 01:16:07,040
Thanks to you being such a sIut,
I got great grades.
1118
01:16:17,487 --> 01:16:18,840
I'm gIad you came.
1119
01:16:20,847 --> 01:16:23,042
Why wouIdn't I, Juan Jose?
1120
01:16:26,127 --> 01:16:27,116
I Iove you.
1121
01:16:28,727 --> 01:16:32,117
I'm Iooking on this wedding
as a dress rehearsaI for ours.
1122
01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:36,164
Rebec... Carmen,
I'm not yourtype.
1123
01:16:37,007 --> 01:16:38,963
You need someone
who compIetes you,
1124
01:16:39,287 --> 01:16:42,677
someone with attitude,
with ambition,
1125
01:16:44,927 --> 01:16:46,326
with no scrupIes.
1126
01:16:47,247 --> 01:16:49,556
-DarIing, you're radiant.
-Thank you.
1127
01:16:52,487 --> 01:16:53,806
Heard that a Iot today?
1128
01:16:54,687 --> 01:16:57,565
About 12,000 times,
so don't insist.
1129
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:00,446
No, I wasn't going to.
1130
01:17:00,767 --> 01:17:03,281
I've seen you much more radiant.
1131
01:17:04,847 --> 01:17:05,836
When?
1132
01:17:06,887 --> 01:17:08,639
In that aIIey with DriIIer,
1133
01:17:08,847 --> 01:17:10,326
in the kitchen in Giangrossi...
1134
01:17:10,647 --> 01:17:12,285
You shouId see the videos.
1135
01:17:13,047 --> 01:17:14,844
I've never seen you so happy.
1136
01:17:15,247 --> 01:17:16,885
You onIy met me today.
1137
01:17:19,207 --> 01:17:20,196
Yes.
1138
01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:22,806
Yourwedding day.
1139
01:17:26,607 --> 01:17:28,199
Why are you doing this?
1140
01:17:29,367 --> 01:17:32,564
Curiosity.
I want to see what happens now.
1141
01:17:35,727 --> 01:17:39,037
You know why I know
I'm in Iove with you, Juan Jose?
1142
01:17:39,967 --> 01:17:41,241
Because to get you,
1143
01:17:41,287 --> 01:17:44,802
I'm wiIIing to do the viIest,
most despicabIe things.
1144
01:17:46,127 --> 01:17:49,199
Love is something wonderfuI
that brings out the worst in us.
1145
01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:54,279
And if you Iet
someone Iike me get away,
1146
01:17:55,367 --> 01:17:57,119
you'II regret it forever.
1147
01:17:57,927 --> 01:17:59,246
And you know it.
1148
01:18:00,007 --> 01:18:01,804
Juanjo, can I have a word?
1149
01:18:03,607 --> 01:18:06,075
Go with her, Juan Jose.
1150
01:18:07,447 --> 01:18:09,119
I'II be waiting foryou.
1151
01:18:19,567 --> 01:18:21,159
What?
1152
01:18:21,887 --> 01:18:23,081
I don't Iove you.
1153
01:18:29,527 --> 01:18:30,846
Are you sure?
1154
01:18:32,127 --> 01:18:33,116
Yes.
1155
01:18:34,887 --> 01:18:36,081
How do you know?
1156
01:18:36,887 --> 01:18:40,641
I spent yesterday
wishing you'd die in a car crash.
1157
01:18:41,007 --> 01:18:42,440
You wanted me to die?
1158
01:18:42,647 --> 01:18:44,160
I didn't want to marry you.
1159
01:18:44,927 --> 01:18:45,916
That's odd.
1160
01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:48,121
I did want to,
1161
01:18:51,447 --> 01:18:52,846
but I don't Iove you either.
1162
01:18:55,567 --> 01:18:56,761
ReaIIy?
1163
01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:59,920
I wanted to Iove you,
because you suited me.
1164
01:19:00,327 --> 01:19:03,046
You're pretty, young, with vaIues.
1165
01:19:03,287 --> 01:19:05,642
You're the fatherfigure
I aIways Iooked for in a man.
1166
01:19:05,767 --> 01:19:06,756
-Me?
-Yes.
1167
01:19:07,007 --> 01:19:08,235
-No!
-Yes, yes!
1168
01:19:08,367 --> 01:19:10,597
You're frustrated,
1169
01:19:10,967 --> 01:19:12,082
you're a coward,
1170
01:19:12,407 --> 01:19:13,396
Iike my father.
1171
01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:16,524
You'II Iive in chaos...
but you know what'II emerge?
1172
01:19:16,767 --> 01:19:17,756
What?
1173
01:19:19,247 --> 01:19:20,236
You.
1174
01:19:21,127 --> 01:19:22,446
Your reaI you.
1175
01:19:27,047 --> 01:19:28,036
Juanjo,
1176
01:19:30,727 --> 01:19:33,036
this is the happiest day of my Iife.
1177
01:19:41,487 --> 01:19:42,602
Touching, eh?
1178
01:19:46,607 --> 01:19:48,086
You reaIIy want to be a poIitician?
1179
01:19:48,687 --> 01:19:50,325
PreferabIy a dictator.
1180
01:19:54,087 --> 01:19:55,600
Want to meet my parents?
1181
01:19:57,287 --> 01:19:59,118
ShouIdn't we fuck first?
1182
01:20:03,367 --> 01:20:05,562
I'd fuck you to spite Juan Jose.
1183
01:20:06,527 --> 01:20:08,563
I'd fuck you to spite you.
1184
01:20:14,967 --> 01:20:16,958
The probIem is
you can't be aIone.
1185
01:20:17,327 --> 01:20:19,443
You'II have to Iearn
if you want to grow up.
1186
01:20:21,247 --> 01:20:23,158
I think I'm ready to be aIone.
1187
01:20:46,607 --> 01:20:47,596
Jazz?
1188
01:21:19,887 --> 01:21:21,115
I Ieft her, Jazz.
1189
01:21:24,047 --> 01:21:25,036
Foryou.
1190
01:21:27,447 --> 01:21:31,884
Because to get me you've done
the viIest, most despicabIe things.
1191
01:21:32,687 --> 01:21:36,202
And Iove is something wonderfuI
that brings out the worst in us.
1192
01:21:37,047 --> 01:21:39,197
And if I Iet
someone Iike you get away,
1193
01:21:39,927 --> 01:21:41,645
I'II regret it forever.
1194
01:21:42,687 --> 01:21:43,802
And I know it.
1195
01:21:44,447 --> 01:21:45,960
J.J.!
1196
01:21:50,407 --> 01:21:51,681
I preferJuanjo.
1197
01:21:54,807 --> 01:21:55,796
Juanjo,
1198
01:21:56,567 --> 01:21:58,319
do you think we can be happy?
1199
01:21:58,607 --> 01:22:00,006
I'm not going to change.
1200
01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:03,558
I want to Iive to the Iimit
and, above aII,
1201
01:22:03,767 --> 01:22:06,201
there is no way
we'II have chiIdren!
1202
01:22:08,047 --> 01:22:11,483
That's it, that's it!
FIVEYEARSLATER
1203
01:22:11,727 --> 01:22:13,365
A beautifuI girI.
1204
01:22:13,607 --> 01:22:15,006
My IittIe girI!
1205
01:22:16,687 --> 01:22:18,723
Kids, kids, Iook! At Iast!
1206
01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:20,917
CongratuIations!
1207
01:22:26,447 --> 01:22:29,644
As you see, Jazz is Iiving
her maternity to the Iimit.
1208
01:22:29,767 --> 01:22:32,645
In her IittIe free time
she writes romantic noveIs
1209
01:22:32,687 --> 01:22:35,599
underthe name of Jacinta Jazmin.
1210
01:22:36,127 --> 01:22:38,721
''The return of the girI in Iove with Iove''.
1211
01:22:40,447 --> 01:22:42,517
I Iove that it ends with ''The End''.
1212
01:22:42,607 --> 01:22:46,156
As for Nico, his pIans to ruIe
the worId are going weII.
1213
01:22:50,687 --> 01:22:53,042
The president that Spain deserves!
But there's a storm on the horizon
1214
01:22:53,367 --> 01:22:54,356
and its name is...
1215
01:22:54,447 --> 01:22:57,041
CeIeste,
a new noveI, a new scandaI.
1216
01:22:57,247 --> 01:22:59,078
''SexuaI Tension ResoIved''.
1217
01:22:59,287 --> 01:23:03,246
In it, you accuse the presidentiaI
candidate here in Spain,
1218
01:23:03,447 --> 01:23:05,324
NicoIas VidaI,
1219
01:23:06,687 --> 01:23:09,485
of drug trafficking,
bIackmaiIing his professors,
1220
01:23:09,527 --> 01:23:10,721
having peopIe beaten up,
1221
01:23:10,847 --> 01:23:12,917
of being a sexuaI pervert
1222
01:23:13,407 --> 01:23:15,318
and even of fiIming you
whiIe you were...
1223
01:23:15,367 --> 01:23:16,436
How can I put this?
1224
01:23:16,607 --> 01:23:18,359
-Fucking.
-Very precise.
1225
01:23:18,407 --> 01:23:22,036
By the way, do you think he's
the president Spain deserves?
1226
01:23:22,247 --> 01:23:24,203
I think so.
I'II vote for him.
1227
01:23:24,327 --> 01:23:26,204
Then, why are you doing this?
1228
01:23:26,407 --> 01:23:27,601
Curiosity.
1229
01:23:29,927 --> 01:23:31,565
I want to see what happens now.
1230
01:23:36,567 --> 01:23:40,242
Mr. VidaI, do you think CeIeste
is doing this to seII more books?
1231
01:23:40,567 --> 01:23:41,886
It better be,
1232
01:23:42,127 --> 01:23:43,640
or eIse it's something weird.
1233
01:23:44,287 --> 01:23:46,005
What steps are you going to take?
1234
01:23:47,207 --> 01:23:49,721
The IogicaI ones.
When we win the eIection,
1235
01:23:50,087 --> 01:23:51,679
I'II make that harpy
the Minister of CuIture.
1236
01:23:51,887 --> 01:23:53,002
Thank you.
1237
01:23:58,847 --> 01:24:00,200
The moraI?
1238
01:24:00,887 --> 01:24:01,922
Like they say,
1239
01:24:02,247 --> 01:24:05,762
Iove is something wonderfuI
that brings out the worst in us.
1240
01:24:06,047 --> 01:24:07,241
But don't worry,
1241
01:24:08,567 --> 01:24:10,364
because from the worst of us
1242
01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:12,520
Iove can arise.
1243
01:24:17,847 --> 01:24:19,405
WeIcome home, puppy.
1244
01:25:01,567 --> 01:25:03,922
-It's beautifuI.
-Like you.
1245
01:25:08,287 --> 01:25:09,720
I Iove you, amore!
1246
01:25:15,767 --> 01:25:19,726
THE END
1247
01:25:19,847 --> 01:25:24,841
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