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(rock music]

Jack: Come on.

You've got to be excited.

We're going to the Roswell crash site in New Mexico

Ozzy: ...than (bleep) aliens.

>> Fair enough. >> That really happened.

It's just drug crazed hippies that

say they came here.

>> Weren't you a drug crazed hippie?

>> And then we're also gonna do a bit of camping.

>> Camping?

I'm not gonna sleep in a (bleeping) tent!

>> It's gonna be more glamorous camping.

>> That sounds wonderful.

I'm really convinced. Really.

>> My name's Jack Osbourne and this...

[camera clicks] ...is my dad Ozzy.

[applause] Heavy metal god.

>> Are you ready?

>> Prince of Darkness. [maniacal laughter]

And surprisingly enough... [ching]

History nerd.

As the old saying goes...

[camera clicks] Like father, like son.

So my dad and I are doing something

we've always wanted to do.

We're hitting the road.

Just the two of us and a bucket list

of places and things we've only ever

read about in books.

Oh my god, this is amazing.

[camera clicks] Or seen on T.V. and the web.

Do you have your knife? >> Yeah.

>> 'Cause of all days, we might need it.

There are no roadies. No tour busses.

>> What the... [horn honks]

...is this?

>> No boundaries. [shouting]

[boom]

Welcome to Ozzy and Jack's World Detour.

>> Let's rock and roll.

[country music]

>> All right, we are in New Mexico,

home to Breaking Bad, alien crash sites,

and atomic weaponry.

I believe in U.F.O.'s, my dad doesn't

necessarily believe in U.F.O.'s.

I have been researching

Roswell since I was a kid.

I know lots about it.

Um, so it's really cool that

I finally get to go.

My hopes, dreams and aspirations are

we do get abducted by aliens and, um,

you know we unlock the secrets to the universe.

That's it. [click]

So, we're going to uh, a museum that, it's,

it's basically a museum of atomic

history in America.

They've got B twenty-nine bombers there.

>> They've got rockets.

They've got Fatman and Little Boy.

>> Yeah. So, we're here and then old

Roswell is a bit of a drive for us

but I got this really suped up camper van.

It's like this four wheel drive, like, doomsday vehicle.

>> Wow.

>> And it's got a toilet. >> Okay.

>> All right, we're going to a campsite tonight.

>> Won't it be cold at night?

>> Yeah but this R.V. has, like, heating

and a hot shower.

>> Okay.

>> Should we, uh, hit the road? >> Yeah.

>> Here's our chariot.

>> Is--is-is this a joke?

>> No. It's the boogie wagon.

>> Where do I sit? In the back or the front?

>> No, you sit in the front.

>> I know you're used to a G four but

this will have to do.

[quirky music]

>> What the (bleep) is this?

>> Dad, it's about bonding! >>Bonding?

>> About you and I farting together in

the same bubble.

>> This is like a (bleep) joke.

I think I'm dreaming.

>> This is where you'll be sleeping.

So, what do you think? Should we uh, get the...

>> Hit the road. >> Hit the road.

Take your seat. >> All right. All right.

>> We'll survive the... >> Oh yeah, sure.

[rock music]

It was better than that (bleep) thing.

>> Well, what did your mobile home

have besides mass amounts of alcohol,

women and drugs?

>> well, there was that.

[laughter]

>> See, I-I thought we were gonna

have a tour bus.

>> It's a tour camper van.

>> It's like a (bleep) peasant truck.

>> A peasant truck? No! It's like the

Breaking Bad meth camper van.

[rock music plays]

>> The good thing is there's a toilet you can

puke in in the back.

>> Fáááááá hell. [laughter]

[rock music]

>> The reason why we had to get this

camper van is that where the supposed U.F.O.

crashed is out in the middle of nowhere

and you need a four by four to get there.

>> Well, what time are we gonna get there?

>> Well, we're going to get there tomorrow.

We're going to go to a campsite tonight. Just--

>> We're gonna camp out tonight?

>> Mmm hmm.

>> In this? >> Yeah.

>> Oh, (bleep).

>> I'll cuddle you and keep you warm.

>> You can (bleep) off. [chuckles]

It's like my career has took a dive.

>> Your career might be in, like, a bit of a

low spell right now, having to do this, but our

relationship is at an all-time high.

>> Well. It could be worse. >> It could be worse.

>> I could be stabbed.

>> I knew my dad wasn't the biggest

fan of camping but he is a big World War II

buff so before we hit the campsite,

we headed out to visit a nuclear museum

and I was pretty sure my dad would love it.

So, we're going to the National Museum

of Nuclear Science.

Do you know that New Mexico,

they call it like, an atomic ecosystem

because they mined the uranium here,

they build the weapons here and they test

the weapons here.

>> What is uranium?

>> I mean, it's an element.

>> No, an element. >> Oh.

[chuckles]

>> Look at that bad boy.

>> Wow. >> It's a missile.

>> This is wild, man.

[dramatic museum]

[blades whirring]

Wow, look up. These are big planes, man.

>> Big old plane.

>> Really, really cool. J-just mind blowing.

The size of everything. This is a nose cone.

[echoes] Hello.

That's unbelievable. That--

>> look how big this is.

>> What is it, a submarine? [chuckles]

In the middle of New Mexico.

Below, there's about twenty four missiles.

Below here. [laughter]

It's amazing we all build things to (bleep)

destroy each other.

>> Hey, electric funeral.

[dramatic music]

>> Jim.

Jim Walther: How are you, Jack?

>> I'm good. I'm Jack.

>> Good to see you. >> Good to see you too.

>> Hi Jim.

>> Mr. Osbourne, it's an honor.

>> I'm looking forward to looking around.

>> Well, this is an interesting place.

We have the largest collection of nuclear

weapons that people can see anywhere,

including the very first ones;

the ones that were created in the

Manhattan Project. >> Wow.

>> The Manhattan Project was a super secret,

American Army project to develop the atomic bomb.

And it came about because the United States was

attacked by the Japanese.

That's when the United States declared war

so that's when the Manhattan Project

went into High gear.

>> Why did they call it the Manhattan Project?

>> I think it was to confuse the enemy.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> So, if they caught wind of it they would

have thought it'd have been in New York?

>> Something. Yes.

>> So, it cost like a billion dollars back then?

>> Two and a half billion dollars--

>> Wow! >> --in nineteen forty five.

>> Wow.

>> If we keep on going and look over here--So,

this is Little Boy.

It's the one that used the highly enriched uranium.

It was simply a gun barrel. >> And it just--

>> Just banged two pieces together,

and the criticality came from--

[clap] --slamming them together.

>> Hmm. >> So, Fatman was the bomb

that was created using plutonium and

it was the one that was dropped on Nagasaki.

So, this one was dropped on Hiroshima,

on the sixth of August, and this one was dropped

on Nagasaki on the ninth of August.

>> Also, I've heard that dropping the

bomb saved lives.

I don't understand that.

>> Well, it did because if the United States

had had to invade the Japanese islands--

>> I see!

>> A million Americans might have died and

two million Japanese might have died

defending the island. >> Wow.

>> How many decibels loud is it when

it goes off?

>> I imagine it was very loud.

>> It must be like a mega, mega

Black Sabbath concert. [chuckles]

>> Yes! In fact, I saw your concert

when I was seventeen years old and

so I was-- >> Wh-where?

>> Charleston, West Virginia.

I didn't tell my parents I went.

>> Do you remember seeing Jim at your concert?

[laughter]

>> Is that the rocket launcher one?

>> This is called Davy Crockett.

>> That's right. This thing could be launched

by a bazooka and it wouldn't even go far

enough away that it wouldn't kill

the people who shot it off.

>> Wow.

>> So, it was kind of a last ditch defense.

>> Thus the Davy Crockett. >> That's it. Yeah.

>> The Alamo defense. >> That's why it was called.

Yeah, in the Alamo. And so, this is the

smallest weapon we ever built.

>> You fire it and you kill yourself

at the same time.

Great device.

>> Sometimes you just gotta go out

with two birds flying high in a big (bleep) you.

[chuckles]

>> There was one the was-- >> The backpack.

>> --a backpack bomb.

>> The backpack bomb is really interesting

because there was a special forces team

that was trained to sky dive into an area.

And it had a mechanical timer on it, right?

>> Yeah.

>> And you set the mechanical timer

and they were given like, you know,

a few hours to get out on foot before it blew up.

>> Wow.

>> This is a trident C three and so this

was--this is inside a submarine.

>> Mmm hmm.

>> There's twenty-four of them inside

each submarine.

>> Wow! >> And they each have what,

eight war heads?

>> Eight war heads, that's correct.

>> They're called mervs, they're individual war heads.

>> Wow.

>> We're gonna go back in the vault.

And, I want to show you something that

we have back there that is very rare.

>> Okay.

>> But, it was something you could

have played with if you were a boy

in the fifties.

>> Okay. It's a penis. [chuckles]

>> It's not that. [laughter]

Oh my. >> Inappropriate.

>> I knew it was gonna be cold,

I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy.

I'm hoping that the wind will die

down when the sun fully sets.

>> No, it won't.

We're gonna freeze our asses off.

I'm gonna get sick, your mum's gonna go mad.

>> Well, nothing new there. >> Oh yeah.

[country music]

>> I want to show you something that

we have that is very rare.

>> So, we were at the National Museum

of Nuclear Science.

A quick side trip on our way to the

Roswell U.F.O. crash site.

>> Okay. If you guys would stand right here.

>> Okay. >> Michael Jackson.

>> There we go.

[imitates Michael Jackson's voice]

And the museum director had something special

to show us.

>> What is this? >> Check this out.

This was-- [gasps]

>> I read about this! >> --the most dangerous toy

you could but in nineteen fifty.

The Gilbert, U Two Thirty Eight Atomic

Energy Lab And this thing had real,

atomic material in it.

>> Wow. >> Radioactive material.

>> Weapons grade? Or not?

No, no. But, it was still radioactive.

SO, this had all of these experiments

that you could do as a boy in

nineteen fifty.

Cloud chamber could help you see electrons

and cosmic rays coming in.

There was a--a Geiger counter-like counting

machine here.

Pretty cool toy for nineteen fifty.

Not very many of them were made.

In fact, they never made money on

these at all.

>> Really? I am surprised!

The--the good thing about it was you knew

where the kids were all the time 'cause they

glowed in the dark.

>> You could just let them out in the

woods and you just see these glowing beings.

>> Where's Billy? Oh he's out-- There he is!

[laughter]

>> Cool, all right Jim.

>> All righty. Thank you.

>> Thank you Jack, it's a pleasure.

>> Appreciate it. >> An honor.

>> God bless you.

Thank you, Ozzy. I've always been a big fan.

>> Oh, thank you. >> Since way, way back.

>> Thank you very much. >> Thank you, sir.

[rock music] >> Leaving the nuclear museum

glowing behind us, we headed onwards

to partake in one of my favorite past time

activities: Camping.

And, half of the fun of camping is

buying completely useless gear you'll

only ever use once.

>> You know, I have some sleeping bags, I have a

couple tents, but we still need to stock

up on some stuff.

>> I want to get a knife. >>Okay.

>> I've always had a thing for knives.

Stab. Stab. >> Stab.

[chuckles]

>> They'll have plenty of stuff here.

They have electric socks.

>> What the (bleep) do I want electric socks for?

>> It keeps your feet warm. They're like little heating--

>> Knowing me, I'll blow myself up.

Why, at your age, have you suddenly

gone mad (bleep) on camping?

>> I've always loved camping.

I mean, when I was nineteen I spent like

six months living in a tent.

Every time that we'd go climbing in Yosemite

we'd spend, like, weeks in a tent.

>> On either natural rock ledges or on porter

ledges that you unfold, to, like, hammock.

>> What do you do when you've got to go for a piss?

>> You piss off the ledge.

>> You can (bleep) up. [chuckles]

>> Ooh.

>> This is cool.

>> This is (bleep) unbelievable.

>> Awesome. I think the guns are over here.

>> This is so (bleep) big. >> I know, it is.

Well, I'm set. Let's go. So, I got what I needed.

>> What are they? >> Slippers.

You can get the large if you want.

>> Yeah, we--well with that much cam--camouflage,

I'll blend in great.

>> Uh, right over here.

>> It will come with a leather sheath as well.

>> You like that one? >>Yep.

>> Yeah. >> You got, um, thermals?

Like, long underwear? >> I don't need them.

>> Are you sure? You're always cold.

>> The (bleep) is that?

>> You will not be cold in that.

>> I thought we'd get a little stove.

This is good. A nice, charcoal grill.

So you can have a fire without having a fire.

>> That's it, I think.

>> Yeah, that's all we really needed

because we've got everything else in the van.

[upbeat music]

>> Oh, yeah? You got it on your hip?

>> Yeah. >> Excited about camping?

>> No.

>> I love a good campfire. >> Is there a campfire?

>> There is flames ergo fire.

>> You know the whole thing about

camping is building a fire and you can't

(bleep) do that anymore.

>> Well, because it's just been so dry in

the south west, we can only cook with

charcoal or gas.

The concern is that like, if a hot ember flies off

and lands in a tree, it's like, everything

goes up. So--

>> It--it's (bleep) too cold for a hot ember

to fly anywhere. [laughs]

>> So, you have the great fire of Albuquerque.

[laughs]

>> I'm in the corner, sucking my thumb, crying.

[suckling noise] [chuckles]

>> The future is ours, son.

>> Look out for site thirty-six. >> Thirty...

>> Oh! Thirty-six. >> Where?

>> Right here. See it. >> What is this place?

>> This is a place where dreams come to live.

All right. [sighs]

>> Where do we actually park?

>> We're parked. This is it.

This is where we drop anchor.

>> Here? >> Yeah.

>> It's not very adventurous to me.

>> It's all in the spirit.

>> You keep saying that but what does

that mean?

>> I love the spirit of camping.

The outdoors, the quiet.

[chuckles]

[upbeat music]

>> Oh, nice hat. >> You camp. I rock.

[chuckles]

What the hell is that?

>> This is a bunch of camping gear.

We are going to pitch a tent.

>> Where'd you get a tent from?

>> I brought all this from home.

So, you and me are gonna pitch this.

>> What do I want to pitch a tent for?

I'm sleeping in there, aren't I?

>> You're sleeping in there, but I'm sleeping

in here and we're a team.

Grab that corner.

All right, so-- >> Why am I doing this?

>> Here's what I need you to do.

If you can, I need you to get under here.

So, get in there. Sit. You got to get

in and sit down.

>> And what? >> Get in and sit down.

And then in the back corner, like, look--

>> What (bleep) back corner?

>> Feed it to the opposite corner.

So, I'm gonna-- >> Which one? This corner?

>> Yeah, so I'm gonna stick it in this

corner and then I need you.

>> You get in here. I don't know what the

(bleep) you're talking about.

I must be insane.

>> Just let go, dad. Let it go 'cause

you're--you're messing.

Okay, we are nearly in business.

>> Dad, just go stand over there.

>> Ah! Home sweet home.

[country music]

>> Do you want to get the charcoal

out and maybe light the um, barbecue?

>> No.

>> Okay. Do you want to at least go

get the food?

[exhales loudly]

>> The fridge.

>> Jack! >> Yeah.

>> What do you want me to bring?

The sausages?

>> Yeah, just bring everything out for dinner.

>> Oh (bleep).

>> What?

>> What are you going to cook it in?

>> Uh, the grill. >> Okay.

>> Let's get coals going 'cause this takes a while.

All righty. [clanking]

Let's see if I can.

>> Wow, Jack. >> We have fire.

>> You like that?

All right, so you tend to that.

You kind of block the wind.

>> All right, I'll block the wind.

You can't even block the wind

without complaining.

>> Jack, it ain't my scene, dude.

(Bleep) camping.

>> Here you go. Get in front of the fire.

>> I am. (Bleep) November out here.

I'm must be nuts.

>> I knew it was gonna be cold,

I just didn't know it was gonna be this windy.

But, I'm hoping that the wind will

die down when the sun fully sets.

>> No, it won't.

We're gonna freeze our asses off.

I'm gonna get sick, your mum's gonna go mad.

>> Well, nothing new there. >> Oh yeah.

>> As the sun set, it got colder and colder.

>> Whose idea was this to go camping?

>> Now, I'm gonna cook and uh, I'll

be right back.

You sit tight. [bell chiming]

>> My dad's getting soft in his old age,

you know?

>> What happened? >> Here I am, rolled up

sleeves, out here braving the weather.

Cooking our dinner. Just, can't hang anymore.

>> This is pitiful.

This is absolutely pitiful. It's a tough life.

>> Ahoy. Here we go. [slam]

Love this (bleep).

>> You got layers on. You got thermals.

You're eating.

I have survived in snow caves.

I have survived in jungles-- nothing

but my childlike sense of wonder

and a bit of true grit.

>> Okay. You're (bleep) nuts.

[chuckles]

You definitely are an Osbourne.

Without any shadow of a doubt.

>> I cooked you the perfect steak.

>> Will I? Well, yeah. Absolutely.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

>> Yeah.

>> Early night? >> Early night.

>> Dawn. Sunrise. Go for a jog.

>> Abso-(bleep)-lutely. [chuckles]

My son, I love ya. [groans]

[laughter]

[dramatic music] [winds howling]

>> Yeah, I mean I've camped in, like, the snow.

I've camped in snow caves and ya know,

spent weeks in tents.

>> You're going to sleep.

>> So yeah, camping like this does not

bother me at all.

Like, I'm not fazed by this.

I will sleep just as well out here

if not better than I would at a hotel.

[thunder crash]

I'm not bothered.

[zip] [click]

>> What's a petroglyph, do you know?

>> A petroglyph is kind of like carving.

It's like, in stone.

That looks like a weird little alien.

No, it looks like a skull!

Doesn't that look like a skull?

>> That too.

[peaceful music]

It was morning and somehow, I survived

a night of sub-zero weather while my dad

enjoyed the comfort of the camper van

he so loathed.

There you are!

>> Fáááááá hell. Morning. >> How are ya?

>> I'm good, how you doing?

>> I'm just making some tea.

Do you want some tea?

>> Oh, I would love some tea.

I was freezing my ass off last night.

[zip]

>> Imagine that.

I mean, did you feel the wind in here at all?

>> No...

>> I mean, it literally felt like a

rhino was coming up to my tent and

just shaking it.

>> It's good for the soul.

Makes you appreciate what you have at home.

>> Oh yeah. You know that I,

I had this weird dream last night, you know?

I dreamt..

>> That wasn't a dream. At like four thirty

in the morning I was trying to get in here,

but you locked the (bleep) door.

>> Oh. R-really? >>Yes.

>> Sorry.

>> At one point, when I woke up,

I had snot frozen. [chuckles]

Frozen all onto my mustache 'cause it

was like that cold in my tent.

>> (Bleep) hell. >> And I was like, gee.

And that's when I came to be like,

(bleep) this, I'm getting in that camper and I came to,

like, try and open the door and you'd locked it.

I didn't want to bang to because

I didn't want to wake you.

>> I (beep) was asleep!

>> Why would you lock the camper when we're

in the middle of nowhere?

If I hear you screaming, hey, it's the

spirit of camping.

[laughs]

>> You ready to go?

>> I'm ready, yeah. >> High five.

[clap]

[chuckles]

This is a bit ridiculous, freezing our asses off.

>> I will concur with that statement.

But, that hat looked good on you.

[chuckles]

Although a little tired, we went back

on the road to Roswell, where I had

hope to prove to my dad that aliens did exist.

Ugh, traffic. No!

>> No! No, no traffic! Please god, no traffic!

>> Dad (bleep), why is there traffic?

We're in the middle of (bleep) nowhere.

>> Why is this happening to us?

Why is this (bleep) happening to me?

Vacuum cleaners and (bleep) traffic jams.

>> What? What is it about vacuums that you hate?

[mimics vacuum]

You can't think straight when you're

around it (bleep) things.

>> I'm going to get you a leaf blower for Christmas.

>> (bleep) off. You'll be wearing it

up your ass. [chuckles]

¶ I'm on a roll again ¶

>> With the traffic jam in our rear view mirror,

our next stop was petroglyph national monument.

>> What's a petroglyph, do you know?

>> A petroglyph is kind of like carving.

It's like, in stone.

So, I thought we'd go see what it's all about.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> You know, the reason I--I'm kind of

into the petroglyphs is they have like,

humans and then they have beings with like,

big heads and big eyes and--and some of them,

they have like, things that look like--

>> They did. But they also draw these

spaceship looking things

>> What do you mean? >> This is not high tech.

>> No! Whoa look-- >> If you did, it worked.

The only good thing is they've got a-- they've

>> That's a great thing.

Petroglyph National Monument, next exit.

>> It's a (bleep) playground! [laughs]

>> Well, just beyond the playground is these petroglyphs.

Now, it says to walk through the playground

but I think this is kind of weird,

that to enter a national park, we have to walk through

a children's playground.

>> They heard you were coming.

[groans]

>> You know where you're going?

>> I'm just following the path.

>> Yeah. Oh yeah. They're just--it's

too cold for them.

Well, they would be in the sun right now.

There's a snake right there!

>> (bleep) off. [chuckles]

I'm sixty-seven years of age.

>> You're like a (bleep) gazelle.

Nimble. Fast.

Oh look.

[intriguing music]

Look at the eye.

>> Where's the eye? What eye?

>> It looks like an eye.

>> What eye? >> Look at the rock.

Although it kind of does look like a U.F.O., yeah.

Oh and look! Look at this one, right here.

See this rock right here? >> Oh yeah.

>> Look at like the horns and the face.

>> It's a cow!

>> So, there's a place where a lot of

different Native Americans would congregate.

>> And have sex.

>> I'm sure, maybe, sex has happened here.

>> Look, what's this?

This looks like a weird, humanoid thing.

That looks like a weird little alien.

No, it looks like a skull!

Doesn't that look like a skull?

>> That too. Look at that.

>> Whoa. That's alien. >> It looks like a robot.

>> Guy with a square head and big ears.

>> Wow, that's kind of creepy.

That's a definite, ominous looking face.

>> No. there's no way.

They've got pictures like this fifty years ago.

>> All right. Fifty-one.

>> Don. Don: Jack.

>> What's going on gentlemen?

>> Follow us. >> All right.

>> How do we not know if they were a

pair of fáááááá serial killers?

Where the (bleep) are we going?

They took us to this remote place,

killed us, buried us. Nobody would

ever have found us.

>> Who's going to find their way out here?

>> So uh, we're headed down to Roswell.

You excited to get there?

> By the way, I brought our drone with us.

In fact, I brought two.

I thought it would be good to get some

practice in with it.

>> I thought it would be a good tool to get,

like, a really solid birds-eye view

of the crash site. [stutters]

Because we've got the camera on it.

I don't know, it's been sixty years but

there might be some-- >> Indentation or--

>> Yeah, I'd imagine if something was like,

travelling the speed of light and then blew up...

>> Mmm hmm.

>> Well, no. There's been other U.F.O.

sightings here since.

Do you want me to break you down the theory?

>> Yeah.

>> So, the theory goes like this.

America tests a first nuclear weapon in

nineteen forty-five. In White Sands, New Mexico.

>> Yeah.

>> All of its nuclear bombers are here

and weaponry is all in New Mexico

at this time period.

Cause there was no missiles in nineteen

forty seven.

One night a mysterious thing crashes.

So, the first statement released was

it was a U.F.O. The first statement.

They actually said, Yep. A U.F.O. crashed

and the air force admits to it.

>> Well, then the next couple days, they said it

was a weather balloon.

Then like, twenty years later, they said it

was a high altitude balloon that was

used as, like, a spy balloon.

Then, in the nineties, they released a statement

saying actually, all that was bááááááá,

it was high altitude sky divers.

>> What? That's bollocks.

>> Now, the interesting thing about all four of

those excuses, right.

The only one that has witnesses, and by

witnesses--over four hundred people--

is the U.F.O. one.

The U.F.O. story. No one else has ever

come forward to be like, Yeah, it was a balloon.

>> But someone would have had some concrete

ev, proof by now.

>> Now, there's a guy who runs a mortuary

down here, right.

He got called from the government and he had

to deliver them four child-size coffins.

>> Mmm.

>> Which is interesting. Why would--

why would you need--why would the military

need child coffins?

>> With my dad having completed his lesson

in Roswell U.F.O. one oh one, the time had

come for me to study up... on how the hell

to fly a drone.

Operation drone flight.

The plan was to fly an expensive camera

equipped drone over the Roswell crash site.

But, I figured it would be smart to

learn the basics on a more cost effective model.

>> Well, no, this is an implement to observe.

Stand back. Okay.

[blades whirring] [quizzical music]

The controls are reversed!

>> Ah!

>> (Bleep) hell. It's like a (bleep) insect,

isn't it?

>> What the (bleep) is wrong? This thing sucks.

[upbeat music]

[beeping]

>> Oh, oh, oh! Did you see? Do it again and see.

>> No, dad, your hair is going to get

caught in that.

>> No, I've got (bleep) legs.

>> No, dad, your hair.

Like, look how close your hair is to it.

>> Okay. I need a haircut.

[intriguing music]

>> Ah!

>> See? You just (bleep) ruined it.

>> I haven't (bleep) done anything.

[whirring]

>> Oh. All right.

[triumphant music]

>> Wow.

[crash]

>> It's (bleep).

>> Rock, paper, scissor. Who's going to get it.

>> You can (bleep) off.

>> Do you have your knife?

>> Yes.

>> 'Cause of all days, we might need it.

>> For what? >> Close encounters.

>> Oh, you're (bleep) stoned, you are.

[country music]

>> So, I finally made it to Roswell New Mexico.

I have been reading about this place since

I was ten or eleven.

Me and my dad are going to be going to

the International U.F.O. Museum and we're

going to sit down and have a chat

with a man named Frank Kimbler,

who happens to be a geologist and

U.F.O. expert.

Cool thing with him is that 'cause he's

a geologist, he's actually studying the

physical crash site, like, that's

his--his area.

Um, and I want to go to the crash site, I do.

So, good times. [click]

Let's go Roswell, let's go. [knocks]

Howdy?

>> Hello. Sleep good?

>> I did, did you?

>> I went unconscious for about six hours.

>> Me too. Do you have your knife?

>> Yes.

>> 'Cause of all days, we might need it.

>> For what? >> Close encounters.

>> Oh you are (bleep) stoned, you are.

Oh, it's sunny!

You know what? >> What?

[laughter]

This is my first time ever in (bleep) Roswell.

[intergalactic noise]

Where are the aliens? >> We've been taken up.

This is crazy. Look at all the alien stuff.

Alien spacecraft. >> Flying saucers.

>> Heh, look, Area Fifty One.

Could there be more alien sááá here?

>> Look. Those are great.

>> I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's

literally the alien zone. Like--

>> We're in the zone, baby.

It's really (bleep) weird to--to be in

Roswell right now.

>> Yeah. I mean, I've literally read about

this place for ages.

>> I know. I have mixed feelings.

Nobody is absolutely, categorically...

>> Convinced you. >> ...convinced me.

>> I firmly believe that we only exist

because some extraterrestrial being

came here and decided to--

>> Experiment. >> Experiment. Exactly.

>> I mean, I think it's B.S.

>> The U.F.O. Museum was created as a direct

result of the alleged U.F.O. crash near Roswell.

This is cool.

It's visited by thousands of people each year,

who share the same curiosity about the

existence of extraterrestrials.

>> This is fáááááá weird.

>> I knew my dad was a skeptic,

so I hoped that Frank Kimbler, our U.F.O.

expert, could give us a tour and, hopefully,

open my dad's mind a bit.

>>It's off. My kind of people, they like to smoke.

>> Oh look, this is all, this is White Sands

testing range.

So, this is where they test all the missiles.

How's it going? You must be Frank.

Frank Kimbler: I'm Frank!

>> Nice to meet you, Frank. >> Nice to meet you too.

>> So Frank, you've been researching this for

a long time I take it. Right?

>> I've always been interested, a little bit,

in U.F.O.s, but started reading all the

books and all the documentaries and everything

and then what I did was, I went out there

and started using some of my science knowledge

as a geology instructor. >> Mmm hmm.

>> I went out to the--to the crash site and um,

the artifacts that I found are kind of unique.

They're pieces of metal and uh, they basically

looked very similar to-- aluminum trash is

what it looks like. >> Mmm hmm.

>> However, the crash site is--is clean.

nobody camps out there and there's no

uh, there's nothing out there except cows.

It's remote.

And then, some of the mysterious things that

have happened around the objects that I have

found--Uh, they have disappeared in the mail.

I had one, basically I sent it to a university,

and it--it disappeared out of the package.

You know, my computer's been hacked a couple

of times and uh, I've actually had

laser beams come into my house.

It scared my family to death.

They said, Dad, what are you doing?

>> I, no, it wasn't Halloween.

I think they were trying to listen in by

reflecting laser light off the windows.

>> Is it the DIA.? Is it the NSA?

Is it, like, what agency would that fall under?

>> I have no idea.

And things disappearing, it's called...

>> I mean-- >> I'm not saying it's an alien,

but it's an alien.

>>There you go, you're starting to

believe already.

We're going to get you into cosplay pretty soon.

Just wait.

>> What? >> Don't worry about it.

[electronic whirring]

>> The museum at one time, offered a million dollars

for any pieces of the Roswell spacecraft.

>> I think there are.

>> Oh, (bleep) hell. Okay, Jack.

>> So, what do you think about the story?

>> Something definitely crashed which was of

unknown origin.

>> I think we're on the same wavelength

on that one because that was the belief

that I had.

What about your dad? What does he...

>>Dad, what do you think?

>> It's weird. It's too strange.

>> Aw, we gotta take you out there.

>> I'm in.

>> We might be able to convince you.

>> Right. We might make a believer out of him.

>> We might--we might make a believer out of you.

>> Where the (bleep) are we going?

>> I'm gonna take you out to the desert

and leave you forever.

[country music]

>> So, let me ask you a question.

Do you believe in that stuff?

>> I think it most definitely...

>> I mean, all I'm saying--

>> I say most definitely. I guess I--

>> Something happened very peculiarly.

>> I guess I choose to believe in the narrative

that it was something explainable happened.

After over twenty years of dreaming

of seeing the alien crash site at Roswell,

I was finally going to step on hallowed ground.

Frank, who we met at the U.F.O. Museum,

was taking us along with U.F.O. expert, Don Schmitt.

Now, the good thing about this guy, Don,

is that he's done so much research and

he's interviewed so many people.

I mean, he wrote like, the book.

>> The Bible.

>> Yeah. A book that he wrote, it's like,

the one everyone refers to.

>> Yeah, okay.

>> Don. Don Schmitt: Jack.

>> What's going on gentlemen? >> Follow us.

>> All right.

It was a little weird though,

when we pulled up to Don Schmitt and

Frank and they just kind of like,

eyes forward, Follow us.

>> (Bleep) aliens.

>> Yes. I'm going to take you out

to the desert and leave you forever.

>> Where the (bleep) are we going?

>> Well, I would like to officially say,

whether you'll admit it or not, the only reason

we're actually out here is basically

because of you.

>> Well, you're the one who bought me all of the

UFO books back in the day. >> No! No, no, no, no.

>> So, technically, it's your fault.

I'm not saying--

>> It's your fault you're (bleep) insane with aliens!

It's all bollocks, if you ask me.

[laughs]

>> I can tell you now, without going,

>> This is history.

>> This is stupid.

[beeping]

>> Greetings.

[laughs]

>> Like a greetings of aliens from outer space, right.

>> This is what's called the debris field.

>> Okay.

>> So, this is--this is the spot.

>> Wow. Are we like, currently standing

in it or is it--?

>> We're right in the heart of it.

The upper pinnacle would have been just

right in through here.

>> I told you, it would be nothing

but a flat field for as far as you can see.

You could have been anywhere.

>> How, I mean, how often do you think people come

on out here and are rooting around?

>> We've never revealed the uh, coordinates.

Only us.

And as you observed, who's going to find their

way out here.

>> Yeah. I mean, you literally have

to know, like pinpoint.

>> Right.

>> When we met those guys for the

first time, how do we not know if they were

a pair of (bleep) serial killers?

They took us to this remote place,

killed us, buried us.

Nobody would ever have found us like

they've never found the (bleep) alien space craft.

>> Former President Bill Clinton.

He still is lamenting the fact that he spent

eight years in the oval office and he

couldn't get the truth about what happened here.

>> Wow.

>> I mean, he talked specifically about Roswell.

>> Kind of makes you wonder who, who's in command.

>> Yeah.

>> This area here is where the witnesses

described the gauge.

Something artificial skipped across the ground.

>> And so, I'm guessing, however many miles in that

direction is where the ship ended up?

>> Well, three quarters of a mile.

>> Mmm hmm.

>> And that stuff was thin and light weight.

You know, there's reports of it blowing,

getting stuck in the weeds and up against

the fence line.

All, and it's three quarters of a mile to the fence line

so that stuff was like, blowing in the wind,

scattered several hundred yards' wide and three

quarters of a mile long.

All this work that I've done out here, I've got,

I've got some pieces I'd like to show you.

They're, they're sitting back in the truck.

>> I'd love to check it out.

>> Here's one of the military buttons.

>> Wow.

>> And uh, so this is just a tiny piece but uh,

it's a phenolic epoxy resin. It shouldn't be here.

They didn't have it in forty seven.

>> This I don't, it hasn't been tested.

That's a good question.

The only thing I know is that it happened later

than nineteen forty seven.

>> But it doesn't not-not prove anything.

>> If you want to believe, you'll believe

that pigs can fly, you know?

>> If you put a pig in an airplane, they can fly.

[chuckles]

>> And this is the cool stuff, right here.

I'm gonna take this out.

This has been tested and this is the stuff

that has almost three percent molybdenum

in it which is absolutely impossible.

The isotope signature for that is earth but

the composition is unknown.

>> You wanted to say aluminum, didn't you?

>> You are a legal alien.

>> Oh, here the (bleep) you go.

>> Gentlemen, thanks you so much for the uh,

guided tour of the history of Roswell U.F.O. crash.

>> Exactly. >> Oh, you're welcome.

Doesn't have a trail map, does it but it, uh--

>> No, it doesn't.

>> And uh, guys do you mind if we stick around

and play with the drone for a bit?

>> Oh, no.

>> As long as the wind doesn't take it away.

>> All right. >> Have fun.

>> As long as we don't crash it either.

[chuckles]

>> Let's try this bad boy out.

I wanna see if we can spot anything

from the sky.

>> Stand back because if this thing turns on,

it will take your finger off.

>> All right, here we go.

>> Stand back! Stand back! >> We're recording.

[blades whirring] [rock music]

>> It's a little wobbly.

[groaning]

>> It sounds like a (bleep) vacuum cleaner

and I (bleep) hate them.

>> I'm really not good at flying this drone.

Look at it, he's all like-- [mimics sound effects]

>> Tell you, it's having a nervous breakdown.

>> Going down, oh sááá. Umm. [unintelligible]

[triumphant music] >> U.F.O.! U.F.O.!

Beam me up, Scotty.

>> Should we see how high we can get it.

Seventy-five, eighty. Wow, a hundred meters.

Robotic voice: Maximum flight altitude reached.

>> Can you imagine this whole area littered

with debris from some alien space ship?

One from ten. Ten being a hundred percent

believer, one being like, No, it's just a piss take.

>> I'm thinking about a six.

>> I'm--I'm at a nine.

[grumbles]

No, I'm at a nine. I'm not a hundred percent,

'cause you can never be a hundred percent,

but I'mpretty damn close.

>> I'm a believer. I think that the truth is out there.

>> I think that you're (bleep) out there.

>> Didn't you write a song called Believer?

>> Yes, but it wasn't about --

[laughs]

it wasn't about believing in aliens.

>> I interpreted that as about believing

in aliens.

[ominous music]

>> (Bleep), you gotta follow the roads.

>> Oops. [crashing]

[laughter]

>> (Bleep) hell, Jack.

>> I mean, I wasn't exactly going fast.

>> Look, four-wheel drive pile of (bleep).

[flames crackling]