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I got into nursing because
I wanna help people.
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Mom and Dad are here. What?
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You're in trouble.
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JACKIE: I'm thinking
private school.
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That might be
extreme. And expensive.
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When I get nervous, I act
out with sexual touches.
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It's like, uh... It's
like Tourette's.
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For the pain.
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Thank you.
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I was nude. Roy
dove for my scrotum.
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Oh, yeah, a cat did that.
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[♪♪♪]
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JACKIE: So I was thinking
maybe Immaculate Virgin.
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They've got these adorable
uniforms. I've seen them.
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They have a huge library.
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The nuns there whack your
knuckles with wooden rulers.
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Honey, that is not true.
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I'd whack them back.
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No, baby. Trust me.
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You don't wanna whack a nun.
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Nobody whacks anybody's
knuckles anymore.
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That's corporal punishment,
hasn't been legal since...
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I don't know. I don't know.
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What's purple punishment?
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Corporal punishment.
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It means they can hit you,
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but they don't do it unless
it's for your own good.
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They hit me. Must've
been for your own good.
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Finish your food please.
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If Grace goes, I wanna go.
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Honey, if you go to
Immaculate Virgin,
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who's gonna play the sunflower
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in the what's-so-great
about-Mother-Earth pageant?
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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Mm-hm.
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[♪♪♪]
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Jackie.
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Paula.
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[COUGHING]
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It's not dirty. It's
just crumpled.
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Thanks.
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You know, with the lung cancer,
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maybe you shouldn't be smoking.
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I know.
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It'll kill me.
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In 10 days, two
weeks, maybe three,
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if my shitty luck holds up.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Oh, God, Paula, I'm so sorry.
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Jackie.
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After all our years
working together
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in this crappy so-called
place of healing,
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I can't believe how
fucking civil you still are.
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Well, the feeling is mutual.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I've always been
a bitch on wheels,
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and we both know it.
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Um... How are you doing?
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Hm.
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That prick Singer in Oncology
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told me that as of
today, I am out of options
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and I should check into
hospice for palliative care.
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Palliative care, my ass.
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[CHUCKLES, COUGHS]
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The thing is,
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I wanna go out a little
sooner rather than later.
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With a shred of dignity intact.
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If I check into hospice,
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I'll just lie there
till I'm dead.
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I'm up to my tits in tragedy.
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I know how the story ends.
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[COUGHING]
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So I wanna go out
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with a little help
from my friends.
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Hm... ah.
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WOMAN [ON PA]:
Dr. Keegan, call 399.
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Dr. Keegan...
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My God, they still
let you work here?
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You look like
warmed-over shit on toast.
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Well, at least I have a
halfway decent excuse.
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Don't mess with me.
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I'm a RN now.
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Well, you'll always be an
LPN as far as I'm concerned.
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I have both certifications.
What do you have?
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Cancer, you big queen.
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[SNAPS]
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Guys.
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Some people are
just too mean to live.
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Are you a patient or a nurse?
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I'm both.
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So is Bed 5 still
doing its magic?
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I don't know. What magic?
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Bed 5 is famous
for people dying in it.
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They check in, but
they don't check out.
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Mm. Sounds good to me.
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Hello, Nurse Korsenowski.
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Akalitis.
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Sounds like a disease.
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Well, you know that, right?
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I got Akalitis.
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Are you visiting? No,
I'm just passing through.
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We're waiting for a
bed up in Hospice.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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And I want you to
know I forgive you
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for all your years
of shitty treatment.
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I'm speaking
personally, of course.
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If there's anything I can do
to expedite matters upstairs,
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just let me know,
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even if I have to pull somebody
else's plug to make room.
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What a cunt.
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Holy shit.
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A friend of yours?
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Yeah, a nurse I worked
with for like 15 years,
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something like that.
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She left here about
a year ago. Cancer.
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I can see that.
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[SIGHS]
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Where is she now?
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The nurses' station,
giving Akalitis shit.
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Nice.
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Hard for you.
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You don't know the half of it.
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Ah...
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Are you gonna do it?
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She would do it for me.
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Do you want my help?
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No.
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Okay, then.
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Well, I'm here if
you need me. I know.
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Thank you.
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Zoey.
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I know, private
moment. I'm sorry.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Oh. Hey, Kev.
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[WHISPERING] No,
Mom, it's me, Fiona. Hello.
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Hello. Why are we whispering?
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Because I'm supposed to
be asleep. Don't tell Dad.
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Okay, it's our secret.
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I'm wearing my sunflower
costume as my pajamas,
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okay?
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Yes, that's okay, my love.
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Okay, bye.
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Fi, wait. Honey, don't hang up.
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What have we got?
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PARAMEDIC: She
was complaining...
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My God, what are you doing here?
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Oh, good.
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Pain, my stomach.
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Abdominal pain
radiating through her back
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and up the right shoulder.
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Looks like her gallbladder.
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It's probably nothing,
but you know Leslie,
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she made me come.
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Just have a look, honey.
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I'll take some Tums and
then I'll get out of your hair.
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Mom, you know I can't treat
you. It's against the rules.
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I am your mother.
I gave birth to you.
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I put you through
medical school.
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You can at least have a look.
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Come on, don't be
such a baby, Fitch.
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Really, Mom, I can't treat you.
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I could get in a lot of trouble.
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Plus I haven't seen your
stomach since I was a kid.
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It's her gallbladder.
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[YELPS] You're
hurting my mother.
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I'm a doctor, you ninny.
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Don't call my son a ninny.
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Put her in Exam
Room 3. Thank you.
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No, no, no. I want you.
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She insisted on coming
here instead of Lenox Hill.
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[SIGHS]
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LESLIE: I'm sorry.
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Don't worry, Mom. We're
taking good care of her.
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You have two mothers?
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Yeah, I have two moms.
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Bravo, Dr. Cooper.
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JACKIE: Oh, God, sweetie,
you look like a pincushion.
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I'm gonna try the other side.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Crushed ice with a
hemlock chaser, please.
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Shouldn't someone
call up to Hospice?
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I'm not going to Hospice,
Pippi Longstocking.
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Why not?
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Yeah, like I need
more sad shit in my life.
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Sure, put me in a
room full of death.
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You're sweet for asking, though.
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Christ.
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Can you get her some
crushed ice, please?
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Is that cat-ball guy?
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He did it to me again.
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Your cat? How did he do that?
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He hit the switch for
the garbage disposal
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while I was trying
to fish a fork out.
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Looks like you're gonna need
more than stitches this time.
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I'm waiting for the
vascular surgeon
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and someone from Plastics,
whatever the fuck that means.
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Cat-ball guy, eh?
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Let me guess, you were naked.
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Cat sees your nads
swinging in the breeze
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and being a cat, he pounces.
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You told her. No, not me.
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Cats are cats.
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You're not the first
guy it happened to.
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When I worked
here, a guy came in
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with one of his
nuts in a baggie.
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A cat went apeshit on him.
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Who is she?
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He needs to kill that cat.
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[♪♪♪]
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You'd better not care
more about that old nurse
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than you do about me.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm gonna need
five times as much.
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You know, it's better if
you leave. Nonsense.
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Nothing's better if I leave.
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Does this hurt worse when
I press it or when I stop?
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Both.
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Put her on IV antibiotics
and call up to Surgery.
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We need to get her into an OR.
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COOPER: Mom, it's
not that big of a deal.
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Make an incision, clear
the hepatobiliary triangle,
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clip the cystic duct and artery,
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and then separate
the gallbladder.
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You'll be out in an hour.
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Did you honestly need
to tell her all of that?
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I-I like to know everything
before it happens.
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She's impossible to
watch movies with.
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Heh. Will you
please allow my son
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to assist in the opening
of my abdominal wall?
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Fine.
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Just as long as he
doesn't touch anything.
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[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
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Can I see it?
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Why? Want to take it
home in a doggie bag?
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Do you have a jar?
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Shit, her BP is dropping.
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O'HARA: Let's get her BP up
and get some fluids in her, RFN.
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Right fucking now.
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That's a good boy.
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Doctor, can I have a
minute of your time, please?
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Certainly.
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Walk with me.
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Or we can stay here.
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Um... I sense that Jackie
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is going through something.
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And as her protégé
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I think it's my duty to
be there to support her.
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Darling, your
instincts are spot on.
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I thought so too.
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And not to take anything away
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from your friendship
with Jackie...
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Of course not.
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You're a doctor.
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She and I are both nurses
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in the trenches
together, you know?
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I want her to know
that I'm here for her.
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And I think she's afraid to cry.
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Darling, you are
absolutely right.
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What Jackie needs right now
262
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:37,877
is mountains of hugs,
especially from you.
263
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,646
I'll give you a little tip:
she's gonna want to run,
264
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:43,166
but don't you let her.
265
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:47,692
She needs you, Zoey,
now more than ever.
266
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,392
Bah. [YELPS]
267
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,784
Oh. You guys.
268
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:08,263
Oh, thank you, A.J.
269
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,578
That feels so good.
270
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,548
You actually
have beautiful feet.
271
00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:17,483
My ex-husband thought so too.
272
00:14:17,507 --> 00:14:19,201
Hm. Someone married you?
273
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:22,321
Don't get excited.
He divorced me too.
274
00:14:22,345 --> 00:14:25,391
That was 20 years I pissed away.
275
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:28,193
What a needy piece of shit.
276
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:31,146
Weak, very weak. Who needs it?
277
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,564
What's his name?
278
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:36,407
Harry, which is pretty
fucking funny for a bald guy.
279
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,622
Want me to call him?
280
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,841
Hell no.
281
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:45,144
He lives in Philly
with some fat girl now,
282
00:14:45,168 --> 00:14:47,546
worships the ground he walks on.
283
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:48,748
Idiot.
284
00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:51,433
I got some subway
tokens. Here, you take them.
285
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,985
How old is that purse?
286
00:14:53,009 --> 00:14:55,504
They got rid of tokens,
like, seven years ago.
287
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:59,124
Take them. Fine.
288
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,992
Excuse me. You're welcome.
289
00:15:01,016 --> 00:15:02,995
Isn't a foot massage
thank you enough?
290
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:06,665
Oh, it feels so good,
even though my lungs
291
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:09,502
feel like they're filled
with razor blades
292
00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:11,803
and I'm really
craving a cigarette.
293
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,839
[GROANS MOCKINGLY]
294
00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,180
[CHUCKLES]
295
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,265
Holy Christ.
296
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,700
Who do I give these to?
297
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,001
What are they for?
298
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,553
My apartment.
299
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,037
Ooh, you got anything good?
300
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,377
It's all shit.
301
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:34,376
How are you feeling?
302
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,844
Like I'm dying.
303
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,380
And every time I see you
304
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:41,150
I am reminded what a slow
and agonizing process it is.
305
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,051
What is she still doing here?
306
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,221
They're getting her
bed ready up in Hospice.
307
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,638
Oh, hey, Akalitis,
308
00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:49,396
I got something in here for you.
309
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,686
[SNICKERING]
310
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,701
I tried to change
my name to yours
311
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,935
in fifth grade, remember?
312
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,937
[CHUCKLES]
313
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,261
I think I do remember that.
314
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,793
You were always
such a funny kid.
315
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,366
Funny, hah-hah?
316
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,101
No, more like
317
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:18,775
funny
what-planet-is-this-kid-from?
318
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,848
Why on Earth would you
want to change your name?
319
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,797
So I could switch homerooms.
320
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,101
All the A-though-K
kids made fun of me
321
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,371
for my Tourette's and OCD.
322
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,511
And, well, lesbian moms.
323
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,844
Really, Fitch, do
you honestly think
324
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,913
that the L-through-Z kids
325
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,887
would have been any nicer?
326
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:49,723
Probably not.
327
00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:55,680
[SIGHS]
328
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,930
Paging Dr. Shinehorn.
Dr. Shinehorn to the OR.
329
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,099
Right? Doesn't it
have a nice ring to it?
330
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,640
No, Cooper's a much better name.
331
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,556
Yeah.
332
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,597
But I liked you better.
333
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,478
Stop. What? I did.
334
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,436
[SIGHS]
335
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,785
I taught you how
to drive a stick.
336
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,939
I let you stay up late. So what?
337
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,007
You were the better cook.
338
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:32,344
You sewed all my
buttons back on.
339
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:34,568
You took me to Duran Duran.
340
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:39,406
I loved you more. Embrace it.
341
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:49,011
The reason I was more fun
342
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,280
is because she
wanted us to bond,
343
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,666
so she gave me
all the fun stuff.
344
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:58,554
That's all. She gets
the credit, not me.
345
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,990
And you know what? It worked.
346
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,909
Here we are.
347
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,299
Voilà.
348
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,533
MOTHER [RASPY]:
Paging Dr. Shinehorn.
349
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,769
Dr. Shinehorn to the OR.
350
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,172
Hello. Hey, look who's up.
351
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,724
Did they get it all?
352
00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:20,675
Mm-hm. All out. All gone.
353
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,911
And where is the little fucker?
354
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,468
Right there.
355
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,650
Ooh.
356
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:32,855
For all the pain, it sure as
hell doesn't look like much.
357
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:37,125
Hm. You know, that's
the exact same thing I said
358
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:40,618
when they cut the cord
and put you in my arms.
359
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,916
[CHUCKLES]
360
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:46,323
[♪♪♪]
361
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,210
Thank you for sitting with me.
362
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,712
Okay, so right before we
stabilize Coop's vagina mom
363
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,368
he grabs my tit.
364
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,050
Vagina mom? Should I even ask?
365
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,369
Apparently, Coop's
got two mothers.
366
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:40,205
Vagina mom is the one
that actually gave birth to him,
367
00:19:40,229 --> 00:19:41,824
as opposed to
putting him in a sack
368
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,559
and tossing him in the sea.
369
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,579
And the other one
is the other one.
370
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,847
[LAUGHING]
371
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:50,721
PAULA: Eddie. Hey.
372
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,804
I heard you were passing
through, so to speak.
373
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,725
[CHUCKLES] I stopped
by to pay my respects
374
00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:03,668
and say that, uh...
375
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,482
Vaya con Dios?
376
00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,685
Bon voyage?
377
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,359
Yeah. Either one
of those, I guess.
378
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,215
Okay, Paula.
379
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,892
Eddie's a decent guy.
380
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,973
You know, he was
my pipeline to Percocet
381
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,758
after my hysterectomy.
382
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:37,529
I always thought he was so cute.
383
00:20:37,553 --> 00:20:40,265
Seriously? He gave you
extra pills here, really?
384
00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:41,650
Anything I wanted.
385
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,768
There was one time
386
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:44,519
when I ran out of
my refills for Vicodin.
387
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:47,823
I mean, who are you gonna go
to? He's the pharmacist, right?
388
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,876
I'm gonna get you
some more ice, okay?
389
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,677
Jackie.
390
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:54,701
Screw the ice.
391
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,305
I think it's time for a toast.
392
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,927
It's time.
393
00:21:05,815 --> 00:21:07,748
[♪♪♪]
394
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:48,783
Are you okay?
395
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,874
What do you think?
396
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,839
Excuse me.
397
00:21:54,863 --> 00:21:56,108
Hi. Hey.
398
00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:57,909
Angela, right?
399
00:21:57,933 --> 00:22:00,662
Zoey. Ah. Sorry.
400
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,603
Um...
401
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:04,888
Please, yeah.
402
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,046
Oh...
403
00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:16,344
[SIGHS]
404
00:22:16,368 --> 00:22:18,079
Okay.
405
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,187
You and Jackie...
406
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,703
Your friend, the
nurse who's dying.
407
00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:28,913
Paula. Yes, Paula.
408
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,749
I think the nurses...
409
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:38,889
uh, are planning...
something for her.
410
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,842
You know?
411
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:50,762
But I'm not sure
I can participate
412
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:54,399
in this thing that
they're planning.
413
00:22:54,423 --> 00:22:56,200
So don't. And for the record,
414
00:22:56,224 --> 00:22:58,136
I don't know what
you're talking about.
415
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,193
Gotcha.
416
00:23:02,264 --> 00:23:04,826
But if I don't participate
417
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,018
Jackie and the other
nurses won't respect me.
418
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:12,839
I'm sure this is some sort of
rite of passage or something.
419
00:23:15,110 --> 00:23:18,423
So you think this kind of
thing happens all the time?
420
00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:21,276
Because I've never
seen it happen once.
421
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,061
Rite of passage?
422
00:23:23,085 --> 00:23:25,680
Jesus Christ, do you
even think before you talk?
423
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,983
Constantly.
424
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,002
Listen, I've been here since
425
00:23:30,026 --> 00:23:32,221
before you could read, okay?
426
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,855
Maybe not that long.
427
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,175
Yeah, because I've been
reading since I was 4...
428
00:23:36,199 --> 00:23:38,527
Right, shut up.
429
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,562
This is a shitty day
430
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,997
for a lot of really good people,
431
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,733
so you can either get onboard,
432
00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:46,751
you can stand on the sidelines,
433
00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:48,737
you can look the other way,
434
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,339
dealer's choice.
435
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,882
The point is, no one's gonna
judge you one way or the other.
436
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:05,950
I thank you.
437
00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,515
[♪♪♪]
438
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:36,473
I just, you know,
want to be here, okay?
439
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,691
Okay, a toast.
440
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:46,433
Here's to you and here's to me.
441
00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:52,717
And if we ever disagree:
442
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,219
fuck you.
443
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,394
Here's to me.
444
00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:12,142
What are you all looking
at me for? That's all I got.
445
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,650
Jackie.
446
00:25:22,204 --> 00:25:23,481
I need a priest.
447
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:25,133
Okay, honey. Hang on.
448
00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,090
[♪♪♪]
449
00:25:28,577 --> 00:25:30,644
With the grace
of the Holy Spir...
450
00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:37,929
Okay, you've got 10 minutes,
honey. I need him for five.
451
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:41,566
Come on, let's go. Let's go.
452
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,434
May the Lord who
frees you from sin
453
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,858
save you and raise you up.
454
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,686
"Fuck you and here's to me."
455
00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:21,105
Hilarious.
456
00:26:21,129 --> 00:26:23,796
[SNIFFLING, LAUGHING]
457
00:26:28,904 --> 00:26:30,837
[LAUGHING STOPS]
458
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:47,149
If there's anything
funny with that bag
459
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,256
I'll have your asses.
460
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,959
Every single one of them.
461
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,684
[PATTY GRIFFIN'S "DON'T
COME EASY" PLAYING]
462
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:13,063
♪ I don't know nothing
Except change will come ♪
463
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,011
♪ Year after year ♪
464
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:19,297
♪ What we do is undone ♪
465
00:27:19,321 --> 00:27:20,898
♪ Time keeps moving ♪
466
00:27:20,922 --> 00:27:24,152
♪ From a crawl to a run ♪
467
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,120
♪ I wonder if we're gonna ♪
468
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:29,023
♪ Ever get home ♪
469
00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:30,425
♪ You're out there walking ♪
470
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,177
♪ Down a highway ♪
471
00:27:33,201 --> 00:27:35,714
♪ And all of the signs ♪
472
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,783
♪ Got blown away ♪
473
00:27:38,807 --> 00:27:41,519
♪ Sometimes you
wonder If you're walking ♪
474
00:27:41,543 --> 00:27:45,379
♪ In the wrong direction ♪
475
00:27:47,349 --> 00:27:51,329
♪ But if you break down ♪
476
00:27:51,353 --> 00:27:55,055
♪ I'll drive out and find you ♪
477
00:27:57,026 --> 00:27:59,993
♪ If you forget my love ♪
478
00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,664
♪ I'll try to remind you ♪
479
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,602
♪ And stay by you ♪
480
00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:13,017
♪ When it don't come ♪
481
00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:16,053
♪ Easy ♪
482
00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:17,855
♪ When it don't come ♪
483
00:28:17,879 --> 00:28:21,459
♪ Easy ♪
484
00:28:21,483 --> 00:28:23,583
♪ Oh ♪
485
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,767
♪ So many things ♪
486
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:32,671
♪ That I had before ♪
487
00:28:32,695 --> 00:28:34,961
♪ That don't matter to me now ♪
488
00:28:36,998 --> 00:28:38,543
♪ Tonight I cry ♪
489
00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:42,013
♪ For the love that I've lost ♪
490
00:28:42,037 --> 00:28:45,004
♪ And the love
I've never found ♪
491
00:28:47,576 --> 00:28:51,289
♪ When the last bird falls ♪
492
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:54,748
♪ Someone will say
What's been said before ♪
493
00:28:56,452 --> 00:29:00,053
♪ Some love We
were looking for ♪
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