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♪ MTV ♪
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Hey, Butt-Head, check it out.
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I got a caramel apple.
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Caramel apple.
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Uh, you're eating fruit?
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No, it's good.
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The caramel, like,
kills the apple taste.
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Plus, I mean, it's, like,
got a stick up its butt.
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That's cool.
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I want a bite.
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Um, I don't know, Butt-Head.
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What about your braces?
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I don't think you're
supposed to have, like,
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sticky foods or something.
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Don't tell me
what to chew, butthole.
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That's funny, Butt-Head.
Your braces are stuck.
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God damn it, Beavis.
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Sorry, Butt-Head, I can't
hear you because you've got,
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like, an apple stuck
in your mouth or something.
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That's what I said, dumbass.
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Get this damn apple off!
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No, I don't think that's
going to work, Butt-Head.
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I'm just going to try
to get the apple off.
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Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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You're welcome.
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It's pretty stuck, Butt-Head.
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But don't worry.
I've got an idea.
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OK, Butt-Head,
now, um--like, um--
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like, stand very, very still.
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You better
do this right, Beavis.
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This is your fault.
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Remember, hold still.
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And...
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Whoops.
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It's not my fault. You moved!
I told you.
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Let me try again.
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OK.
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But don't screw it up
this time, butthole.
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I think maybe this time,
I'm going to close my eyes,
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you know,
kind of like a piñata.
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Ah!
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Whoa.
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What happened?
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Um, what are those things that
look just like your braces?
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Wait a second.
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I'm beautiful.
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Fight tips!
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Fight tips!
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What's going on, guys?
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Shane here.
- I'm Ant.
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Oh yeah, I've seen
these guys before.
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Yeah, yeah.
It's Shane and Ant.
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But I first want
to remind you guys
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that violence is not cool.
Fighting should only be--
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Wait a minute.
Violence is not cool?
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Who told him that?
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No, they got that wrong,
Butt-Head.
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Violence is cool, especially
when it's unprovoked.
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I think there's a law
where, like, you have to say
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violence isn't cool,
and then once you do,
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it's like, totally OK
to do violence.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that figures.
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Thanks again, fat cats.
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This is, like,
a good video to learn
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how to fight a person
who's just standing
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completely still,
making a stupid face,
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and not fighting back at all.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I do see people
like that sometimes.
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You know, I guess
I could kick their ass.
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Is going to be
when you're a little closer,
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when you're clenched up.
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I think Ant's mom is, like,
going out with Shane's dad.
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And she was like,
"You know, Ant,
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"Jim's son also makes
YouTube videos.
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"Maybe you guys could go
to the park
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and make one together."
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Yeah, yeah.
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And then Ant was like,
"Ugh, do I really
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have to hang out with him?"
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And then she's like,
"Now, look, Ant,
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"I love his father very much.
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"I know you don't like him,
but just give it a chance.
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"Come on, I need this to work.
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This is my last chance."
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"Ant, I know I told you
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"it wasn't your fault
I divorced, but it was.
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So don't screw this one up."
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"You owe me, Ant!
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You were an accident anyway."
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"Mom, do I have to call
Shane's father Dad?"
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"You call him
whatever he wants!
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"You call him your lord
and master if he asks for it.
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"Because I'll tell you
what I call him.
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I call him all I've got left."
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"Yeah, my mom always told me,
it's just as easy
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"to fall in love
with a rich man as a poor man,
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"except when you have
a son like Ant
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"screwing it up for you.
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"Now, come on!
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"Now, just go down
to the park
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"and let that twerp punch you
in the throat.
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"Just do it!
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I can take care of the rest."
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Uh, settle down, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah.
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Got a little carried away.
- Until next time. I'm Shane.
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- I'm Ant.
- Fight tips.
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Fight tips!
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Smooth.
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You really do look different
without your braces, Butt-Head.
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That's because
I'm hot now, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I was hot before,
but now I'm, like, even hotter.
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Whoa.
So, um, so what's it like?
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You know how it's, like, cool
when you see a chick's butt?
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Um, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I'm like that now,
Beavis.
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I'm like a chick's butt,
but to chicks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Whoa. That's cool. Yeah.
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Are you going to sit down?
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No, I am not.
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I'm way too hot
to sit with you.
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I'm going to go sit
at the popular table.
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OK.
Yeah, that's cool.
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Don't worry, Beavis.
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I'm not going to forget
the little people.
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The little people
who are also ugly.
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Oh, good, good.
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That's a relief. Yeah.
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Oh--ugh.
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Uh, hey.
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Like, what's up or something.
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I'm, like, one of you now.
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You can't sit here, dumbass.
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This is the cool table.
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Yeah, but they all left.
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That's because
they're not cool enough.
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There'll be
cooler people coming.
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OK, but can I just sit at
this table until they get here?
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No.
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You have to go over there
and sit with Cody.
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But Cody sucks.
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That's why
you have to sit with him.
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Everyone has to sit with people
at their own level.
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Eh, OK.
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I don't make
the rules, Beavis.
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This sucks.
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For a long time,
people have been telling me
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to get a slo-mo camera,
because it'll look great
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when I'm doing stunts.
And you know what? I agree.
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Uh, this guy thinks
it's, like, really funny
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if he shouts the first part
of every sentence.
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We got five projectile items.
Starting on the weak end...
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This guy is really
weird-looking, Butt-Head.
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Did you notice that?
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It's like somebody took
a dork's head
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and sewed it on the body
of a really ripped guy.
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Yeah, like, that other guy,
you know,
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he's got a dork head
and a dork body,
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and he just looks like a--
you know, like a dork.
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Yeah, but not this guy.
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He looks like
whoever made him screwed up.
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Ow, that was more
than three trigger pulls!
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I wonder if, like, his body
makes fun of his head.
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Yeah, the body is like,
I'm going to go score,
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and you're not allowed to look.
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Go score
with your own schlong
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or your nose.
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He's like, well,
I got shot in the butt,
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but, you know,
I'll get eight likes,
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so it'll be worth it.
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Those ripples remind me
of when you're standing
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next to a lake
and you pick up a rock
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and then you throw it,
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and then it hits
somebody's bare butt cheek
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and it looks just like that.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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It's very peaceful.
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You know, if he shot
that pellet, like,
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down the center
of his butt, you know,
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it would not bounce back.
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And you know what else?
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And if you played it
backwards,
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it would look like
he was having, like,
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a tiny little blue
pellet poop.
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And then it would fly
out of his bunghole
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and into that guy's gun.
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I don't know
how your mind works, Beavis.
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Hey, baby.
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How's it going?
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- OK.
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
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What's up, bros?
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Scoring with chicks?
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We know what that's like.
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Hey, Butt-Head,
school's over.
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You want to go--
- No, Beavis.
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I'm very busy.
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I'm looking at something.
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It's a shame
I can't score with myself.
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Damn it, Butt-Head,
I'm tired of this crap!
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I knocked your braces off
with a bat,
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and now I'm going to use a bat
to knock them back on.
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Uh, how are you going to put
my braces on with a bat--
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Are your braces back on?
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No.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
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Huh.
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I don't know why I thought
that would work.
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Well, they managed to get
most of your teeth back in.
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That's pretty cool.
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Yeah, and now I have to wear
these braces
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until I'm, like, 25.
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Yep.
And you still never scored.
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That nurse said I'm still
beautiful on the inside.
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That means you're ugly,
I think.
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I know, Beavis.
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Shut up.
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