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You know, Mr. Kelly makes tapes.
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Makes tapes?
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Yeah, with his girlfriends.
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Porn stars, even.
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They're all in his office.
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That's not true. I've seen them.
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God. It's like the idea of Mr. Kelly
fucking just... Doesn't BBJ be... I have
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really bad news for you then. He's
currently fucking our future co -worker
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now.
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Do you think she knows that she, like,
doesn't have to fuck him?
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She seems touched.
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Special.
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No.
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She seems nice.
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Annoying. I'm just saying she's not very
afraid to take advantage of her
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naivety. She's fine.
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He's a good fuck.
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What?
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You fucked Mr. Kelly. Of course I have.
You haven't?
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No. He's like an old man.
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He needs to make a woman feel good.
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Real good. Believe it or not, he has the
stamina of a stallion.
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Did my wife call?
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What?
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What did he say? Oh, no.
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What did he say for pizza? And she
calls.
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I'm in a business meeting.
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I cannot believe that you let that
inside of you. What can I say? My pussy
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an open door policy.
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So, what's your number then?
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A girl doesn't kiss and tell.
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Come on, it's just us. I'll tell you
mine.
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Fine.
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Two.
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Two hundred? That's not bad.
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No, two.
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Please tell me you mean two chocolate
sweets.
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This is an emergency situation.
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What is?
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Nicole here has only ever fucked two
guys.
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I volunteer to help you with this.
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They're allowed to have standards.
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I'd seriously consider taking him off on
his offender call.
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No wonder you're so hung up on one guy.
That pussy is starved.
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God. No offence, Larry, but I wouldn't
fuck if you were the last man alive.
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I'm taking him.
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So what's your number?
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1 ,256 and a half.
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Different men?
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Duh, not including just anal and girls.
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I'm not really sure I even have the time
to work.
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I have exceptional time management
skills.
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I know you're practically a virgin, but
you're telling me you've never eaten a
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guy's arse before.
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I am not a virgin, and no, I haven't.
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They said practically.
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You don't know what a prostate is?
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I don't know what a prostate is.
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It's a hole and then you... Do you have
your memory card?
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Yeah.
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Never leave the house without it.
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It's a good title, though.
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Excited to watch this, yeah. You're a
good thing.
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Oh, it's a handsome name, Paul. I bet
you're a heartbreaker.
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I don't know about all that.
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Oh, I do.
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Strong, handsome man like you. I bet you
could toss me around like a little.
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Don't. I've been working out. I could
try.
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How are the life and kids, Paul?
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You know them?
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They're good, yeah. They're actually
expected to make a full recovery, and
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should be out of the hospital by next
week. So I was never here, okay?
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Thank you. Toodles.
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Hi, Pooper.
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Homemaker. Just because you're a born
-again virgin doesn't mean I need to be
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one too.
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Yeah, but you heard Mr. Kelly.
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No more fucking the married customers.
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they were fucking.
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It's a proper Hollywood movie. They're
not just letting the actors bone.
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Yeah, but have you seen the scene?
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Of course I have. You see nothing.
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No. I mean, you see his pain, and you
see his balls, and I feel like part of
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is that perfect point. You're so stupid.
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I'm serious.
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I mean, it was like a well -known
secret.
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They were balling off set. They were
balling on set.
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They were balling on camera. They were
married.
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It's Hollywood, baby.
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I'm not saying it's not hot. I'm not
saying I want it to be true.
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But there's just no fucking way.
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Well, it was the 1970s, but it was
method.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Oh, my God.
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It's a hard choice in the long run.
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I know a place we can go.
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Yeah? Come with me.
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You're a dirty girl.
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You haven't seen anything yet.
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Mmm.
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Bye.
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Yeah.
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Mmm.
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Oh, yes, please.
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