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You know, Mr. Kelly makes tapes.

Makes tapes?

Yeah, with his girlfriends.

Porn stars, even.

They're all in his office.

That's not true. I've seen them.

God. It's like the idea of Mr. Kelly fucking just... Doesn't BBJ be... I have

really bad news for you then. He's currently fucking our future co -worker

now.

Do you think she knows that she, like, doesn't have to fuck him?

She seems touched.

Special.

No.

She seems nice.

Annoying. I'm just saying she's not very afraid to take advantage of her

naivety. She's fine.

He's a good fuck.

What?

You fucked Mr. Kelly. Of course I have. You haven't?

No. He's like an old man.

He needs to make a woman feel good.

Real good. Believe it or not, he has the stamina of a stallion.

Did my wife call?

What?

What did he say? Oh, no.

What did he say for pizza? And she calls.

I'm in a business meeting.

I cannot believe that you let that inside of you. What can I say? My pussy

an open door policy.

So, what's your number then?

A girl doesn't kiss and tell.

Come on, it's just us. I'll tell you mine.

Fine.

Two.

Two hundred? That's not bad.

No, two.

Please tell me you mean two chocolate sweets.

This is an emergency situation.

What is?

Nicole here has only ever fucked two guys.

I volunteer to help you with this.

They're allowed to have standards.

I'd seriously consider taking him off on his offender call.

No wonder you're so hung up on one guy. That pussy is starved.

God. No offence, Larry, but I wouldn't fuck if you were the last man alive.

I'm taking him.

So what's your number?

1 ,256 and a half.

Different men?

Duh, not including just anal and girls.

I'm not really sure I even have the time to work.

I have exceptional time management skills.

I know you're practically a virgin, but you're telling me you've never eaten a

guy's arse before.

I am not a virgin, and no, I haven't.

They said practically.

You don't know what a prostate is?

I don't know what a prostate is.

It's a hole and then you... Do you have your memory card?

Yeah.

Never leave the house without it.

It's a good title, though.

Excited to watch this, yeah. You're a good thing.

Oh, it's a handsome name, Paul. I bet you're a heartbreaker.

I don't know about all that.

Oh, I do.

Strong, handsome man like you. I bet you could toss me around like a little.

Don't. I've been working out. I could try.

How are the life and kids, Paul?

You know them?

They're good, yeah. They're actually expected to make a full recovery, and

should be out of the hospital by next week. So I was never here, okay?

Thank you. Toodles.

Hi, Pooper.

Homemaker. Just because you're a born -again virgin doesn't mean I need to be

one too.

Yeah, but you heard Mr. Kelly.

No more fucking the married customers.

they were fucking.

It's a proper Hollywood movie. They're not just letting the actors bone.

Yeah, but have you seen the scene?

Of course I have. You see nothing.

No. I mean, you see his pain, and you see his balls, and I feel like part of

is that perfect point. You're so stupid.

I'm serious.

I mean, it was like a well -known secret.

They were balling off set. They were balling on set.

They were balling on camera. They were married.

It's Hollywood, baby.

I'm not saying it's not hot. I'm not saying I want it to be true.

But there's just no fucking way.

Well, it was the 1970s, but it was method.

Come on.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

It's a hard choice in the long run.

I know a place we can go.

Yeah? Come with me.

You're a dirty girl.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Mmm.

Bye.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Oh, yes, please.