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They come from the
stars and beyond.
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On a full moon rise,
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they plant their spider seeds
to do their dirty deeds.
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Unleashing havoc
on innocent kids,
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just so happens they spin
their webs, every Hallows' Eve.
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I call them space invaders.
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The kids?
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They call them
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killer witches.
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Got a real bad storm rollin' in.
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Want you to get your friends,
get them cows rounded up.
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You hearing me?
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Yes, sir.
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Go, boy! It's gonna
be a wild one!
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Let's go.
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Come on, boys! Move!
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-Where are the cows?
-Over there!
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Whoa.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
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What on earth?
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Whoa!
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Boys!
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Get outta the way!
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Get these bastards, now!
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Whoa!
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Die, you bastards!
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Die, you bastards!
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No!
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No!
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No! No!
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No!
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No! No!
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No!
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Get off of me!
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No!
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Hm.
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Death comet.
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Unfortunately tonight has turned
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into a very dangerous eve...
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We are in a category five tornado
warning. Take shelter now.
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We'll keep you updated.
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Whoa.
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What's the matter
with you, Cameron?
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Green lightning.
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It's just lightning, Cameron.
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Are you scared?
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Just a precaution.
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What in the hell is that?
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It's a, it's a meteor.
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Don't get too close!
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Oh, don't do that! You don't
even know what that is!
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It's not from this world.
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He'd spoke of it to tribal.
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He said aliens would
invade the earth.
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When I told my folks,
they thought I was insane.
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You've been hitting that
moonshine again, Earle.
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Oh, what we got is ourselves
a little space goo!
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Whatever it is, I don't like it.
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I'm leaving.
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And if you were
smart, you would too.
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Maybe run!
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Run!
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Right now!
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Oh, God!
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Something's going
on at Earle's farm.
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Is the lightning gone?
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Yes, Cameron.
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Such a dweeb.
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Give me those.
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Gunshots.
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-Let me have those.
-Fine.
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Uh, I don't see anything.
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What?
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Where are the farmers?
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♪ Tonight's the night
we're going out ♪
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♪ Let the good times roll,
let the people know ♪
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What the hell, man?
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It's Halloween, bro!
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What're you doing?
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-Let me see that.
-Hey, give that back.
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Give it back, man.
-What in the world is this?
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That's one fugly-lookin' chick.
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Dude, shove your opinion,
man. What do you know?
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That looks nothing like Alexa.
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And how do you know it's
supposed to be Alexa?
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Dude, your daily conversations
consist of Alexa!
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Just 'cause I can get a
girlfriend and you can't!
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♪ My heart swells
over your beauty ♪
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George.
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♪ You take my breath away ♪
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-Man, shut up.
-Hey, George!
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What?
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I'm sure two adults
like yourselves
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can abstain from outburst!
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It's two days until Halloween!
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You could help the staff
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by prepping for the
Hallows' Eve event, maybe!
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Keep productive!
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Zane! You're an artist!
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They could use some artistic
discretionary guidance!
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I could show them your
artwork and showcase it!
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Do you have any samples?
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No. It's not done right now.
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Good idea, Zane.
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Why don't you show
Mr. Bowman your sketch?
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It's not done.
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I thought it looked quite done.
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Why don't you show him, Zane?
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-It's all right.
-Oh!
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There's no worry in
seeing a work in...
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Hm!
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Progress.
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It's...
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It's abstract
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Practice makes perfect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a very busy day.
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And George, I know the gardeners
could use some assistance.
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I urge you to help them, if
you can't find a normal way
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to communicate with
your fellow classmates.
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I agree.
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And George, you know
horseplay involving water guns
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is forbidden on campus!
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That's what I tried telling him.
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I'll keep it for safekeeping.
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You can see me when school
reopens to get it back.
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Good day.
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Dick.
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I know, right?
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He's like an alien
from outer space.
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No, I was talking about you.
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Slow down!
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Mr. Gates!
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Water!
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Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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How can I help you, my son?
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I need to get something
off my mind, Father.
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Hm.
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Last night, they came back.
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Who came back?
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Them!
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The demons.
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The ones we saw as kids!
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The ones that got your eye!
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No!
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No! No!
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And you saw them?
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Yes.
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Again.
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Last night.
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The creatures, they
burrowed from the ground,
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and reared their ugliness.
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I see.
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I want you to proceed
with 20 Hail Marys.
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And you need to remove
yourself from anything that
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like, chases after
this darkness.
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Earle, you're my friend.
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I need you to
abstain from anything
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that brings on these visions.
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Where did you see them?
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In the fields.
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Behind the church.
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Move!
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Gretchen, my knight
in shining armor.
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Shut up, Cameron. Hi, Gretchen.
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In the field, space
guys, right now!
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Wait! Cameron, come back!
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Happy Halloween, Alexa!
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Last night,
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I saw these green lighting
bolts hit the farm field.
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Me too.
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And this morning,
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I saw farmers shooting
that thing's in the dark.
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Freaky.
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I think this is some real stuff.
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For real, dude.
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Glass containing holes
formed by gas bubbles.
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All indications of a
high-intensity impact.
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
-Hey!
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-Excuse me.
-Nothing to see here.
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What's going on here?
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Stop.
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Look.
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Space dudes!
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Oh, cool. Where'd you get those?
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At home. Now, shut up.
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-Wow, you got equipment.
-Hey, what's going on?
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Pretty legit.
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Hey, give me those.
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I'm sorry, but this happens
to be church property.
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You need to leave.
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There's that
creepy-looking church man.
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The government? What does that
have to do with my church?
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Why did nobody inform me?
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I just did.
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Now, move along.
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Hey!
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Wait.
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I implore you.
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What's going on?
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Father, you look like
an intelligent man,
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and a man of your caliber
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would be better
served helping others.
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Are you catching my drift?
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Yeah. Sorry for my intrusion.
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Father, forgive them for
the know not what they do.
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What do you think they're
doing out there, Cam?
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Huh.
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Got directions of
where we're going?
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Realize what time it is?
-Huh?
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We're here to see Professor M.
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We saw something.
-In the fields.
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-Behind the church.
-Men in white suits.
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Bio suits.
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Come sit down.
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So, you came to see me, huh?
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I'm Professor M.
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You ever seen a
500-pound spider?
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Can't say I have.
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So, you came here to see me.
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Good.
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See this scar right here?
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Yeah.
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Halloween.
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Aliens.
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Alien witches.
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They didn't like my blood,
but they loved kids' blood.
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That's why you're here.
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To find out what's
the right thing to do.
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Because up there,
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spiders the size of mountains.
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Alien witches faster than jets.
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And they control
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everything, but not me.
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So, what did you see?
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Witches.
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Two little witches.
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MIBs?
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Men in white suits,
covered head to toe.
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They looked like they were
collecting samples of something
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in small test tubes,
but I'm not sure what.
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You know what Halloween is?
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-Yeah.
-They come on Halloween.
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Sweet
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new
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blood.
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So, like small children?
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That's right.
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If your destiny is
to save all of us,
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then you're gonna have to
use your heart and your soul.
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Be aware.
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Be awake.
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Do the right thing.
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Understand?
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Understand.
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Same.
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Good.
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Zane!
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Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
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You should've seen your face.
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So not funny.
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It smells great in here!
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What is going on in here?
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I just pulled an all-night
shift. Exhausted.
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Just Zane being
an idiot Again.
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-Thanks, honey.
-No problem.
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Delicious.
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Where's Cameron?
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He's out in the
fields with Gretchen.
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Mm, mm, mm. I'm gonna
ring that boy's neck.
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Yeah, while you're at it,
can you start off with Zane?
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What did I do?
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Do you guys have any
plans for Halloween?
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We were gonna go
as Han and Leia.
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-Leia.
-Leia!
277
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:52,063
-Really?
-Yes!
278
00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:52,985
Oh.
279
00:18:53,068 --> 00:18:55,054
But I don't think
it's gonna work out.
280
00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:55,888
Why?
281
00:18:55,971 --> 00:18:58,507
I was thinking I could
be Freddy Krueger,
282
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,397
and you could be
one of my victims.
283
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,490
-You've lost your mind!
-It'll work out.
284
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:06,295
-Yes, yes!
-Oh, I'm starving.
285
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,545
Ah, ah, ah!
286
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,657
Don't look at me like that.
287
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:16,130
You need to ask me before you
just run out of this house.
288
00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:17,527
I don't like you
in those fields.
289
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,657
The FBI are at the
church, right now.
290
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,187
They're investigating
where the green lightning
291
00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,088
hit last night.
292
00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:24,607
I don't want you near
those fields, Cameron.
293
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:26,793
FBI?
-Listen to your mom, kid.
294
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,857
Seriously, you guys
are freaking me out
295
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,597
with all your weird
conspiracy stuff.
296
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,393
Active imaginations.
297
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,183
Shut up!
298
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,457
We saw men in white
suits in the field.
299
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,017
It was probably
just pest control.
300
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:41,851
They were digging around
301
00:19:41,934 --> 00:19:43,537
where the lightning
bolts hit last night.
302
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,247
Pest control don't do that.
303
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,347
-You said white suits?
-Yeah.
304
00:19:47,430 --> 00:19:50,737
That's not pest control,
and it ain't the FBI.
305
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,447
Those guys?
306
00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,097
They're undertakers.
307
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,007
And what they're doing is
digging holes for bodies,
308
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:59,613
the size of you and yours.
309
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:01,368
Zane!
310
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,067
Yes, ma'am.
311
00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,554
Have another roll.
312
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,498
I don't think you understand
313
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:08,197
how big this problem
could end up being.
314
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,503
This is the MIB
we're talking about.
315
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,498
Hm.
316
00:20:11,581 --> 00:20:13,867
I bet your mother would be
incredibly interested to hear
317
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:15,997
that you two have been running
around on church property,
318
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,317
spying on federal agents.
319
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,293
You guys watch too much TV.
320
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,907
Hey, I think I figured out
321
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,227
why the lightning
was green last night.
322
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,517
What?
323
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,047
Gases?
324
00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,667
From solar radiation?
325
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,067
Do they teach you kids
anything these days?
326
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,507
From the sun?
327
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:33,397
So, could it destroy Earth?
328
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,707
A big one could, probably.
329
00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:38,527
I think it's aliens
from outer space,
330
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:41,377
looking to eat the meat
off of little kid's bones!
331
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:42,460
Zane!
332
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:44,350
Yes, ma'am.
333
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Hello?
334
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,291
What are you doing tonight?
335
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:07,374
Nothing.
336
00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:10,121
Farm field.
337
00:21:10,204 --> 00:21:11,287
Nine o'clock.
338
00:21:13,092 --> 00:21:14,092
Hello?
339
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:31,475
You got other stuff?
340
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,846
You know we're not
at a picnic, right?
341
00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:38,906
Yeah. I know that.
342
00:22:55,109 --> 00:22:56,335
See anything yet?
343
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,335
Gretchen, just be
quiet for once.
344
00:23:17,206 --> 00:23:18,280
A gopher?
345
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:19,946
That's no gopher.
346
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,793
What is that?
347
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,918
They look like-
348
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,926
Gretchen, what do
they look like?
349
00:23:35,009 --> 00:23:36,009
Witches.
350
00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:44,310
Gretchen, shh!
351
00:23:44,393 --> 00:23:47,123
You can't be eating. You're
gonna give away your position.
352
00:24:01,258 --> 00:24:02,667
I can't find him. I lost him.
353
00:24:04,256 --> 00:24:06,214
You lost him?
How'd you lose him?
354
00:24:06,297 --> 00:24:07,573
You distracted me!
355
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:11,209
We need to go, like right now.
356
00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:05,633
Cameron! Cameron!
357
00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,277
Whoa, easy!
358
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,067
Gretchen, it's me.
What, what's going on?
359
00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:15,157
Out in the field,
out there. Witches!
360
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,690
Who were you with?
361
00:25:16,773 --> 00:25:18,317
-Cameron.
-Cameron.
362
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,987
Okay. I need you to
go straight home.
363
00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:21,077
Don't stop for anybody.
364
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,417
-Okay.
-Okay, go.
365
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,030
Bye, Gretchen
366
00:25:36,726 --> 00:25:37,777
Is your mother home?
367
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:41,359
She's working the late
shift. What happened?
368
00:25:41,442 --> 00:25:42,983
I think he saw something.
369
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:04,447
Nord Northcom non-secure line.
370
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,629
Is this the military?
371
00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:07,538
Yes.
372
00:26:07,621 --> 00:26:08,670
This is the military.
373
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:11,077
Cool!
374
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:14,977
I wanna report witches
from outer space!
375
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,325
You don't say.
376
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,237
All right. Yep.
377
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,347
Yeah, I got it.
378
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,413
I got it. Thank you very much.
379
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:27,003
All right. Anybody have
killer witches tonight?
380
00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:32,917
Yep. There it is.
381
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,323
Killer witches.
382
00:26:39,104 --> 00:26:40,072
Cameron?
383
00:26:43,488 --> 00:26:45,281
Cameron?
384
00:26:45,364 --> 00:26:46,364
Cameron.
385
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,917
He's been like this
for the last hour.
386
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,507
I think he's possessed.
387
00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:56,763
Don't say that!
388
00:26:57,737 --> 00:27:01,567
Cameron, honey.
Can you blink or...
389
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,650
Say something?
390
00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:16,093
Mom, what are you doing?
391
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:20,437
I think Cameron's possessed!
392
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:21,637
I already said that.
393
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,857
But we need to get
your brother help.
394
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:25,477
Wait. You thought I was serious?
395
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:29,137
Mom, I was just kidding.
Why don't we just call Dad?
396
00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,970
Alexa, please. He's the last
person I'd ask for help.
397
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,687
Fine. Here.
398
00:27:34,770 --> 00:27:36,727
Why don't we call this guy?
399
00:27:36,810 --> 00:27:38,976
He has five stars!
400
00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:43,819
Hm.
401
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:48,810
Father Angelo Fontoni.
402
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,057
-Is this your father?
-Hello?
403
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,707
-Not exactly.
-Hello?
404
00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:54,907
Alexa.
405
00:27:54,990 --> 00:27:56,317
Hello?
406
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,151
Hello?
407
00:27:57,234 --> 00:27:58,537
Yes, this is Ms. Clare.
408
00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:01,387
Ms. Clare? What
can I do for ya?
409
00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:03,127
We may need your help
with something, Father.
410
00:28:03,210 --> 00:28:05,557
Do you still do
work in exorcism?
411
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,407
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
I'm still doing that.
412
00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:09,787
In fact, you're lucky.
413
00:28:09,870 --> 00:28:13,140
I'm one of a few people that
can still deal in those cases.
414
00:28:13,223 --> 00:28:16,031
Okay, good, 'cause I just
had no idea where to start.
415
00:28:16,114 --> 00:28:18,157
I'm gonna ask you a set
of simple questions.
416
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,787
Are you, Ms. Clare,
dealing with any phenomena
417
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,157
that suggests
paranormal activity
418
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,247
or nuances of
demonic visitation?
419
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:28,537
Exactly what are you asking?
420
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:31,357
Are there devils or
ghosts in your house?
421
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,487
Oh, well, first, it's
not me, it's my son,
422
00:28:33,570 --> 00:28:35,887
and second, we live
in a holy house.
423
00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:39,607
Has your son shown
any signs of insomnia,
424
00:28:39,690 --> 00:28:43,000
pale skin, or uh, vomiting,
in your recollection?
425
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:43,958
Um...
426
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:47,527
No. I mean, he has been repeating
the word "witches" a lot.
427
00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:48,637
Mm.
428
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:53,024
Has he claimed to have machinated
with this group or entity?
429
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:53,978
"Machinated"?
430
00:28:54,061 --> 00:28:57,427
Has he colluded or
plotted with the witches?
431
00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:59,527
Oh. Not that I know of.
432
00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:01,687
Do you think you
can help us or not?
433
00:29:01,770 --> 00:29:03,997
-There's a good chance.
-Thank you, Father.
434
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,898
Thank you.
435
00:29:04,981 --> 00:29:06,667
I can make an exception, uh,
436
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,377
due to the urgency
of this matter.
437
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:11,077
Okay. Thank you, Father.
438
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,187
Then all you've gotta do
439
00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:15,187
is put your faith in
the professionals.
440
00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:18,075
They don't call me "The
Exorcizer" for nothin'.
441
00:29:29,693 --> 00:29:31,897
What're you doing,
Halloween night?
442
00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:33,097
We were going as Han and Leia,
443
00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,987
but my mom's forcing
me to babysit.
444
00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:37,087
That's so stupid.
It's Halloween.
445
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:38,647
It's my little brother Cameron.
446
00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,177
The little shit was out
in the field last night
447
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:43,057
and saw something and he's
like totally traumatized now.
448
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,048
This is insane.
449
00:29:44,131 --> 00:29:45,697
It's your senior year, Alexa,
450
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:47,287
and you're babysitting
your little brother?
451
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,370
I know.
452
00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:50,170
Sebastian?
453
00:29:59,310 --> 00:30:00,400
What is that?
454
00:30:02,790 --> 00:30:04,357
Is it maybe like a trash bag?
455
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:05,647
You're absolutely right.
456
00:30:05,730 --> 00:30:08,843
People love to hang their
trash bags on telephone poles.
457
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,543
It looks organic. Maybe like
it's breathing or something?
458
00:30:16,947 --> 00:30:18,547
-You're freaking me out.
-You're real sick, Alexa.
459
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:19,893
I'm not buying your crap.
460
00:30:21,889 --> 00:30:23,394
Run!
461
00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,137
Alexa?
462
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,585
I saw them. They
took my friends!
463
00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:57,404
Come here. Easy.
464
00:30:57,487 --> 00:30:58,543
Hey. Easy.
465
00:30:58,626 --> 00:31:01,153
You're, you're safe. Come here.
466
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,543
Breathe easy. Breathe easy.
467
00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:07,147
There were these huge
spiders out in the fields!
468
00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:08,527
Okay, and you saw them, Alexa?
469
00:31:08,610 --> 00:31:10,687
-Yes.
-How many were there?
470
00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:11,528
I don't know. Two, three?
471
00:31:11,611 --> 00:31:14,167
I didn't really have time
to sit down and count!
472
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,384
Okay.
473
00:31:15,467 --> 00:31:17,137
Listen me carefully.
474
00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:21,115
The only way to fight this
evil is through solid faith.
475
00:31:21,198 --> 00:31:23,767
Okay? And the armor of God.
476
00:31:23,850 --> 00:31:26,917
So, Cameron was right?
What even are those things?
477
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,327
I think I know.
478
00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:29,677
Not from this world.
479
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,760
Demons.
480
00:31:31,478 --> 00:31:33,278
Yeah. Cameron
called them witches.
481
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,891
I'm here to help, Father.
You can count on me.
482
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:49,022
They got Cameron! They got him!
483
00:31:49,105 --> 00:31:49,974
Sit down.
484
00:31:50,057 --> 00:31:51,057
Relax.
485
00:31:52,097 --> 00:31:54,344
Who has Cameron?
486
00:31:54,427 --> 00:31:55,807
The MIBs? The aliens?
487
00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:57,213
Who?
-The witches.
488
00:31:59,137 --> 00:32:00,137
The witches?
489
00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,697
Wait a minute. What
happened to the aliens?
490
00:32:03,780 --> 00:32:07,357
Well, it kinda looked like a
killer witch from outer space
491
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,903
but it got Cameron, and
he's too stunned to talk.
492
00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,410
Okay.
493
00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:17,350
Listen.
494
00:32:18,150 --> 00:32:20,077
He is a strong boy.
495
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,860
You need to keep talking to
him, okay? It's important.
496
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:26,227
You just keep talking to him.
497
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,160
You're actually
gonna bring him back.
498
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:30,573
What do I do now?
499
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920
Have the faith.
500
00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:34,597
Be with him.
501
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,228
Go with your soul.
502
00:32:36,311 --> 00:32:37,377
Okay.
503
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,460
Go.
504
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,480
Sitting out there in the fields.
505
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:13,720
Out there, Sheriff.
506
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:19,883
You wanna point to me
where you saw him, exactly?
507
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:30,157
Well, since we've already
had issues in this area,
508
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,333
it will have to be
completely blocked off.
509
00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:34,420
Yes, Sheriff.
510
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,607
There were reports
that these fields
511
00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:38,407
were off limits yesterday.
512
00:33:38,490 --> 00:33:39,490
Yeah.
513
00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:41,230
By the government.
514
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,227
But I think this is something
515
00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:46,160
far more sinister
than that, Officer.
516
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,027
So, you're telling me
517
00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:54,637
that some of your friends
were lifted off the ground by-
518
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,720
Witches.
519
00:33:56,460 --> 00:33:57,460
Witches, huh?
520
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,440
Yes, Sheriff.
521
00:34:00,930 --> 00:34:02,283
Quite an imagination.
522
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:22,177
I'm gonna go check it out.
523
00:35:53,207 --> 00:35:54,723
In all my years,
524
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:59,347
I ain't never seen
anything like it.
525
00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:00,630
Did you see the witches?
526
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,573
Kid, please. Not in the mood.
527
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:10,773
Whatever's out there ain't
nothin' short or normal.
528
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,077
Hey, Gretchen.
529
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,910
What did you say
these looked like?
530
00:36:18,749 --> 00:36:22,447
I'm not entirely sure, but...
531
00:36:22,530 --> 00:36:24,127
It all happened so fast.
532
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:27,037
But they kinda looked
like they had long heads,
533
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,847
and hump dish backs, but
Cameron saw more than I did.
534
00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,357
Hey.
535
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,307
Nice car.
536
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,390
69?
537
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,040
Yeah, yeah. Somethin' like that.
538
00:37:11,936 --> 00:37:12,922
This...
539
00:37:13,005 --> 00:37:15,787
This is, this is, this is,
this is termites, Father.
540
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:16,621
This is termites.
541
00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,030
Yeah, this don't look
like no termites to me.
542
00:37:19,950 --> 00:37:23,407
I think it looks more
like a bear claw.
543
00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:25,087
This ain't no bear claw mark.
544
00:37:25,170 --> 00:37:27,093
Yeah! Sure it is.
545
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:34,177
This here, my friends,
is the mark of the beast.
546
00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:35,260
A demon.
547
00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:53,163
What is he doin'?
548
00:37:53,246 --> 00:37:55,447
Padre, what're we
doing over here?
549
00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:56,980
Taking a specimen.
550
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,720
This is termites. What're
we supposed to do, huh?
551
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,450
Get right with him.
552
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,767
Practice the Holy Trinity.
553
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:17,527
Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
554
00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:20,287
Spectacle, testicles, wallet,
watch. Spectacle, testicles...
555
00:38:20,370 --> 00:38:22,357
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
got it. Yeah, that's it.
556
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,440
Learn.
557
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,627
All right?
558
00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:26,461
Good?
559
00:38:26,544 --> 00:38:28,910
Like the cross.
560
00:38:28,993 --> 00:38:30,860
-The cross!
-There you go!
561
00:38:30,943 --> 00:38:32,827
There you go.
-That's it, that's it.
562
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,510
Yeah. Yeah, but next time,
do the right words, okay?
563
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,580
God bless both of you.
564
00:38:43,108 --> 00:38:44,108
Be careful.
565
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,717
Take good care of that car now!
566
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,600
Still say it was
termites, though!
567
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:00,937
2003.
568
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,727
TB-145, a dead star,
passes by earth.
569
00:39:03,810 --> 00:39:06,037
It's a comet that looks
like a human skull.
570
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,803
-Can I take a look?
-Yeah.
571
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,468
I don't see anything.
572
00:39:11,551 --> 00:39:13,207
It's kinda hard to see
what the naked eye.
573
00:39:13,290 --> 00:39:15,517
I am wearing contacts.
574
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,767
That doesn't really correlate.
575
00:39:17,850 --> 00:39:19,057
Here. I recorded
it the other night.
576
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:20,140
Oh, cool.
577
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,017
The military calls
it the Great Pumpkin.
578
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,067
Whoa.
579
00:39:24,150 --> 00:39:26,377
So, it's a comet that
looks like a skull,
580
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:28,357
but they call it
the Great Pumpkin?
581
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,437
Exactly.
582
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,847
Okay.
583
00:39:30,930 --> 00:39:32,767
It passes by Earth
every now and then.
584
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,327
Is it gonna hit Earth?
585
00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:35,198
Not this time.
586
00:39:35,281 --> 00:39:37,477
But it's gonna hit
Earth eventually?
587
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,767
Maybe eventually.
588
00:39:38,850 --> 00:39:40,964
Man, why can't you just
be into normal things?
589
00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:44,407
Like, you know this kinda
stuff freaks me out, okay?
590
00:39:44,490 --> 00:39:48,307
Just forget about
the death comment.
591
00:39:48,390 --> 00:39:50,227
Come to the dance with
me. It'll be fine.
592
00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,327
You know I can't. I
have to watch Cameron.
593
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,497
Why?
594
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:56,227
He's literally in his
room, shaking and crying.
595
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,207
He'll be fine.
596
00:39:58,290 --> 00:40:00,187
No, he won't!
597
00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:02,257
Zane, something is going on.
598
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:03,091
I've been seeing things,
599
00:40:03,174 --> 00:40:04,957
and I think it's
connected to this comet,
600
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,997
and Cameron saw something
that scared him so bad,
601
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,707
he's literally speechless.
602
00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:10,117
Chill out.
603
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,767
It's conspiracy theories.
604
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:13,987
Just a bunch of
crazy talk, okay?
605
00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:16,717
Sometimes, the crazy
ones are right all along.
606
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,917
Fine.
607
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,670
I'm going to the party.
You have fun crazy-sitting.
608
00:40:22,792 --> 00:40:23,792
I will.
609
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:53,547
♪ Hey, witchy mama, do
you need a place tonight ♪
610
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:02,197
You can't string wires
across the room like that!
611
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,627
They can potentially
choke someone!
612
00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,067
Move them, now!
613
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:07,657
Come on, people!
614
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,633
Let's focus!
615
00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:13,933
Where do you want it?
616
00:41:15,448 --> 00:41:16,884
Huh? Huh?
617
00:41:16,967 --> 00:41:18,050
Over there!
618
00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:27,307
♪ You can't run ♪
619
00:41:27,390 --> 00:41:28,987
We're gonna nail these
freshmen so hard.
620
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:31,237
Okay, you get Gretchen.
I'm gonna get Tommy.
621
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,817
I'm gonna get Cameron
too. Don't even worry.
622
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,617
Nail every...
623
00:41:35,700 --> 00:41:36,548
Dude!
624
00:41:36,631 --> 00:41:38,767
-That's my God, bro.
-That's one less freshman!
625
00:41:38,850 --> 00:41:41,015
You're right. We
gotta, let's just...
626
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:42,098
Okay.
627
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,473
Our work here is done.
628
00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:58,027
No, it's not!
629
00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,737
Let's blow this taco stain.
630
00:41:59,820 --> 00:42:01,657
Come on, let's chill
out for a little longer.
631
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,007
Yeah!
632
00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:07,417
Dude. Please tell me you're
not waiting for Alexa, dude!
633
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,817
You're insane. She
ain't gonna show!
634
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:11,389
She is gonna show up.
635
00:42:11,472 --> 00:42:13,601
She's avoiding you.
636
00:42:13,684 --> 00:42:15,334
Yeah, is that right? Do you
think she's avoiding me?
637
00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:17,287
No, this dude's full of it.
638
00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:18,470
Thank you.
639
00:42:18,553 --> 00:42:19,446
Oh.
640
00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:20,529
Hey!
641
00:42:27,773 --> 00:42:28,524
This is gonna be so awesome.
642
00:42:28,607 --> 00:42:30,411
These freshmen aren't
gonna know what hit them.
643
00:42:46,590 --> 00:42:47,934
-Ms. Clare?
-Yes.
644
00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:50,137
-Father Fontoni.
-Hi, Father.
645
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,182
-How's the boy?
-He's upstairs.
646
00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:04,387
The light bothers him, so
I blocked up the window.
647
00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:05,407
It doesn't surprise me.
648
00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:08,013
It's very typical in
these sorts of situations.
649
00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:20,557
You feel that?
650
00:43:22,052 --> 00:43:23,135
-No.
-A bit?
651
00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:25,521
No.
652
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:27,187
I feel something.
653
00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:29,820
There's definitely a demonic
presence in this room.
654
00:43:31,050 --> 00:43:32,850
I gotta pull out
the powerful stuff.
655
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,260
What does that do?
656
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,913
I'm working here, ma'am.
657
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,697
-What are you doing?
-Relax.
658
00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:05,467
It's just holy water.
659
00:44:05,550 --> 00:44:06,817
If there was a problem,
660
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:09,760
you'd be melting into a
big old poof right now.
661
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,910
Poof.
662
00:44:14,969 --> 00:44:17,364
Do you know why I'm here?
663
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:20,497
If you can hear me,
shake your head.
664
00:44:20,580 --> 00:44:22,087
Good, good. Okay.
665
00:44:22,170 --> 00:44:24,090
I need to know what you've seen.
666
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:28,544
I need to know what
you're feelin'.
667
00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:29,627
Okay.
668
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:31,300
Last night,
669
00:44:32,790 --> 00:44:34,087
I saw something.
670
00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:35,397
What'd you see?
671
00:44:36,430 --> 00:44:37,430
Witches.
672
00:44:38,330 --> 00:44:40,413
Witches from outer space.
673
00:44:42,207 --> 00:44:44,957
And what makes you think
these were witches you seen?
674
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:47,950
They just were.
675
00:44:49,140 --> 00:44:50,240
They looked like that.
676
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:55,900
Zane.
677
00:45:03,714 --> 00:45:04,714
Hey.
678
00:45:05,463 --> 00:45:07,297
Hey, uh, are you coming?
679
00:45:07,380 --> 00:45:08,917
I said no.
680
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,497
My mom hired an exorcist for
Cameron and he's here now.
681
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:13,117
A what?
682
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:14,283
Does he have a ghost?
683
00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:16,270
A what?
684
00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:18,550
Exorcist?
685
00:45:19,890 --> 00:45:21,757
Nothing. It doesn't matter.
686
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,025
Listen, babe, are you
just trying to avoid me?
687
00:45:24,108 --> 00:45:25,790
No. I'm not, Zane.
688
00:45:25,873 --> 00:45:28,043
I just have to be here
for Cameron right now.
689
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,897
Do me a favor, please.
Don't go outside tonight.
690
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:33,980
Wait, wait.
691
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:37,957
Like I said.
692
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:39,846
Avoiding you.
693
00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:41,346
Shut up.
694
00:46:12,232 --> 00:46:13,897
We have two teenagers missing
695
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,197
and an investigation taking
place involving search parties.
696
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,207
In the meantime,
I'm gonna request
697
00:46:19,290 --> 00:46:21,187
that you cancel this party.
698
00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:23,887
Sheriff, isn't
that a bit extreme?
699
00:46:23,970 --> 00:46:25,507
You may be right,
but in this case,
700
00:46:25,590 --> 00:46:27,097
it's best that they stay home.
701
00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:29,107
You expect me to cancel a party
702
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:31,777
that includes over 90 teenagers?
703
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:34,387
Their raging hormones
will go wild!
704
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:37,777
And I'm not about to deal
with those raging hormones
705
00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:40,987
that would annihilate
me for doing it!
706
00:46:41,070 --> 00:46:42,877
I'm sure a man of your candor
707
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,247
can manage to set this straight.
708
00:46:45,330 --> 00:46:47,737
We have a serious
situation developing here,
709
00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:50,377
and I've seen enough
with my own eyes.
710
00:46:50,460 --> 00:46:53,283
I'm giving you one
hour, Mr. Bowman.
711
00:46:56,668 --> 00:46:58,001
May I see him?
712
00:46:59,220 --> 00:47:00,993
I suppose. A short visit.
713
00:47:03,138 --> 00:47:04,638
-Father.
-Father.
714
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,857
Well, it looks like my
work here is done for now.
715
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:14,317
-Thank you, Father.
-Absolutely.
716
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,467
If anything changes of
the boy's status, like uh,
717
00:47:17,550 --> 00:47:20,437
profuse sweating, vomiting,
718
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,227
or weird contorting of the body,
719
00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:25,199
you call my hotline immediately.
720
00:47:25,282 --> 00:47:27,391
Capisce?
-Capisce.
721
00:47:27,474 --> 00:47:28,225
Thank you.
722
00:47:28,308 --> 00:47:29,468
Very important.
723
00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,287
Cameron, can I come in?
724
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:42,370
Sure.
725
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,147
Pretty rough night, huh, bud?
726
00:47:55,230 --> 00:47:56,230
Yeah.
727
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,017
You know, Cameron,
728
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,100
I believe every word
that you're saying.
729
00:48:03,724 --> 00:48:05,393
They think I'm crazy.
730
00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:09,303
Believe me when I say I
know exactly how you feel.
731
00:48:10,980 --> 00:48:15,757
You know, in life, things
tend to get in the way
732
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,813
and they can either build
you up or take you down.
733
00:48:20,914 --> 00:48:23,107
Then the witches
are taking me down.
734
00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:25,777
No, Cameron, they could never.
735
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:27,760
You have the ability
to push 'em away.
736
00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:30,550
How?
737
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,360
Let's just say
738
00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:36,550
I know.
739
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,040
I've seen them too.
740
00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:42,305
You, you did?
741
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,647
Yeah.
742
00:48:44,730 --> 00:48:45,843
A long time ago.
743
00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:49,260
And I've never really
told anybody this, but,
744
00:48:50,190 --> 00:48:52,327
I've hid it like a secret.
745
00:48:52,410 --> 00:48:53,823
Hid it behind this patch.
746
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:56,827
It's like your war wound.
747
00:48:56,910 --> 00:48:57,877
Yeah.
748
00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:58,960
Kinda.
749
00:49:02,365 --> 00:49:03,365
Whoa.
750
00:49:04,096 --> 00:49:05,096
Shh.
751
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,593
You see, when I saw them,
752
00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:11,523
they took my eye and
they gave me this.
753
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:15,685
Do you think they can see us?
754
00:49:15,768 --> 00:49:17,274
Yeah.
755
00:49:17,357 --> 00:49:18,813
They can see us and hear us.
756
00:49:23,757 --> 00:49:24,757
Hello?
757
00:49:28,410 --> 00:49:30,033
Hello? Anyone in there?
758
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:46,443
I just, I don't think
I can fight 'em alone.
759
00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:52,233
I'm with you all the way, Dad.
760
00:49:56,310 --> 00:49:58,053
Let's go kill some witches.
761
00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,537
Reports of some missing
youngsters out there.
762
00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:27,307
Don't know if these kiddos
are just skipping school,
763
00:50:27,390 --> 00:50:29,354
but if you happen to see
some crazy stuff outside,
764
00:50:29,437 --> 00:50:32,617
like some witches flying around
or some aliens coming down,
765
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,657
call your local authority
and let 'em know
766
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:36,247
what you have seen.
767
00:50:36,330 --> 00:50:38,257
All right, all you
ghosts and goblins,
768
00:50:38,340 --> 00:50:39,693
let's get back to the hits!
769
00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:53,590
Jesus!
770
00:50:56,130 --> 00:50:57,727
You know, you
could've been killed!
771
00:50:57,810 --> 00:50:59,737
This is not a safe
night to be outside.
772
00:50:59,820 --> 00:51:00,997
I think your parents
would agree with me.
773
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,587
My parents wouldn't care!
774
00:51:02,670 --> 00:51:04,800
Get in the car.
I'll take you home.
775
00:51:22,671 --> 00:51:24,427
Professor M.
776
00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:25,510
Earle.
777
00:51:26,470 --> 00:51:29,197
Gather everybody together.
Something's coming down.
778
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,573
Put your posse together.
779
00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:33,048
Yeah.
780
00:51:33,131 --> 00:51:34,787
I got it.
-Copy.
781
00:51:34,870 --> 00:51:35,870
All right.
782
00:51:46,927 --> 00:51:49,176
Please, please, everyone,
may have your attention?
783
00:51:49,259 --> 00:51:51,607
Please, settle down! Can
I have your attention?
784
00:51:51,690 --> 00:51:53,617
Please, settle down!
785
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:55,057
I'm sorry to have to say this.
786
00:51:55,140 --> 00:51:57,697
I know how hard you've
worked on this party,
787
00:51:57,780 --> 00:52:01,177
and for some of you,
these moments and events
788
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:02,887
are things that are
gonna stick with you
789
00:52:02,970 --> 00:52:06,157
as you go into the real world!
790
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:10,192
I'm sorry to have to say this,
but the party is canceled!
791
00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:12,907
I know! I know!
792
00:52:12,990 --> 00:52:17,197
But there are circumstances
that put us in this position!
793
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,077
The local authorities
have suggested
794
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,647
that your parents or
guardians escort you home!
795
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:26,737
No one is to leave
by themselves!
796
00:52:26,820 --> 00:52:29,134
The party is off, folks!
797
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,520
That's not fair.
We've worked so hard.
798
00:52:33,396 --> 00:52:34,147
Let's go.
799
00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:35,750
You should've shut this down.
800
00:52:45,030 --> 00:52:46,567
Will you boys help
me round everyone up
801
00:52:46,650 --> 00:52:47,758
so we can get them home?
802
00:52:47,841 --> 00:52:49,657
With all due respect, Sheriff,
803
00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:51,654
how do you expect
us to do all that?
804
00:52:51,737 --> 00:52:56,359
You're gonna help me contact
their families, one by one.
805
00:52:56,442 --> 00:52:57,842
Ms. Sheriff?
806
00:52:58,770 --> 00:53:02,137
Perhaps if I could wear a
badge, I could be like a deputy.
807
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,877
I think knowing
your recent history,
808
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,517
you're better suited
as a safety guard.
809
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,306
Safety guard?
810
00:53:08,389 --> 00:53:09,586
Safety cop.
811
00:53:09,669 --> 00:53:11,954
Shut up, man.
812
00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:57,663
Uh, who called this guy?
813
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:01,057
Hey, somebody called
the exterminator, huh?
814
00:54:01,140 --> 00:54:02,140
Gretchen?
815
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,360
Yes?
816
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:10,277
I run Uncle Quint's Eight-Legged
Elimination, all right?
817
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,057
If it has zero legs
or more than four,
818
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:15,067
we smash it to the floor.
819
00:54:15,150 --> 00:54:17,347
If those spiders are as
big as the girl said...
820
00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:18,907
Listen, I don't think you know
821
00:54:18,990 --> 00:54:20,437
what we're dealing with here.
822
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,267
Don't tell me my
business, holy man, okay?
823
00:54:22,350 --> 00:54:24,603
You guys called the
exterminator, all right?
824
00:54:25,530 --> 00:54:28,184
And once I go in there
and kill those SOBs,
825
00:54:28,267 --> 00:54:30,517
then you guys can get back
to your little square dance,
826
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,967
or whatever it is you
got going on here.
827
00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:34,957
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, tough guy.
828
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,547
We'll wait here.
829
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:39,667
But understand, those
demons out there?
830
00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:44,063
Those bastards are fast.
831
00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:49,597
Idiot.
832
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,307
Better him than me.
833
00:54:51,390 --> 00:54:52,790
Better him than all of us.
834
00:54:53,910 --> 00:54:55,510
Outta your mind out here, huh?
835
00:54:56,550 --> 00:54:59,820
What're we doing out here,
you little critters, huh?
836
00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:08,687
Forget about it, right?
837
00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:11,986
I know how to deal with
'em street urchins.
838
00:55:15,527 --> 00:55:16,840
They're everywhere.
839
00:55:16,923 --> 00:55:19,533
They only said a
couple of spiders.
840
00:55:19,616 --> 00:55:22,205
Only a couple of 'em.
Spiders with wings, though?
841
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:29,202
They only said a
couple of spiders.
842
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:44,007
Is that what you look like?
843
00:56:05,355 --> 00:56:06,106
Yeah.
844
00:56:06,189 --> 00:56:07,807
Yeah, did you see that? Right?
845
00:56:07,890 --> 00:56:10,747
Did your Fisher Price
spray toy work this time?
846
00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:12,757
They're massive spiders,
right? Five legs!
847
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,377
And you are right,
Padre. They're huge!
848
00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:15,487
They're fast, right?
849
00:56:15,570 --> 00:56:17,317
You know what they're
doing right now?
850
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,087
They're headed out north
to the high school,
851
00:56:19,170 --> 00:56:20,107
where the kids are at!
852
00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:21,727
They're having a
Halloween party.
853
00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,917
If it's not cats, it's kids.
854
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,357
You did say kids, right?
-I say kids.
855
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,318
Yeah. Young blood.
856
00:56:26,401 --> 00:56:28,477
They've always been
looking for young blood.
857
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,427
-How do you know?
-'Cause we were young blood.
858
00:56:30,510 --> 00:56:32,947
And you're just gonna
have to trust us on this.
859
00:56:33,030 --> 00:56:34,649
We're gonna need a
bigger gun, then.
860
00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:36,384
Well, where the hell they at?
861
00:56:36,467 --> 00:56:38,437
Point us in the right
direction, then.
862
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,777
Well, why didn't you
just ask? Come with me.
863
00:56:40,860 --> 00:56:42,514
Padre, I thought you
were a man of God.
864
00:56:42,597 --> 00:56:44,317
Did you ever read
the Old Testament?
865
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,597
No, but I like your style.
866
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,147
Look. Round everybody up,
get 'em over to the school.
867
00:56:49,230 --> 00:56:50,676
I'll see you there.
868
00:56:50,759 --> 00:56:51,675
Come with me.
869
00:57:03,298 --> 00:57:05,243
From your past, I'm guessing?
870
00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:08,797
Yeah I keep 'em around to
fight evil on occasion.
871
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,317
And, uh, what kinda
work is it that you do?
872
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,400
Exorcisms.
873
00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:14,615
Hey, kid. Get away from the car.
874
00:57:23,631 --> 00:57:25,327
The power just went out.
875
00:57:25,410 --> 00:57:27,247
What the heck was that noise?
876
00:57:27,330 --> 00:57:29,133
Did you lock all the doors?
-I think so.
877
00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:31,650
Did you hear that?
878
00:57:31,733 --> 00:57:34,650
What was that noise?
-I don't know.
879
00:57:36,344 --> 00:57:37,759
I didn't hear it.
-Go check, now.
880
00:57:37,842 --> 00:57:39,425
Now, go, go.
-Okay.
881
00:57:57,881 --> 00:57:59,391
Mom?
882
00:57:59,474 --> 00:58:00,882
-What?
-Behind you.
883
00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:05,078
Everyone downstairs!
884
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,247
Oh, no.
885
00:58:17,330 --> 00:58:18,895
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
886
00:58:18,978 --> 00:58:21,561
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
887
00:58:24,384 --> 00:58:26,301
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
888
00:58:27,664 --> 00:58:28,664
Look!
889
00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:32,576
Look!
890
00:58:33,285 --> 00:58:34,036
Oh, no.
891
00:58:35,574 --> 00:58:37,324
Everybody upstairs!
892
00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:46,456
I'm gonna barricade the door!
893
00:58:46,539 --> 00:58:47,539
Good idea.
894
00:58:51,299 --> 00:58:52,557
How did you get in here?
895
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,917
-The back door.
-What?
896
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,293
It's always Gretchen.
897
00:59:06,005 --> 00:59:06,923
-What?
-What?
898
00:59:08,525 --> 00:59:09,764
Water!
899
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:11,958
Water! It, it kills them!
900
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:13,041
Water?
901
00:59:16,522 --> 00:59:17,522
Water.
902
00:59:20,839 --> 00:59:23,984
Come on, come on, come on.
903
00:59:24,067 --> 00:59:25,508
Come on.
904
00:59:25,591 --> 00:59:27,866
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
905
00:59:27,949 --> 00:59:29,616
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
906
00:59:32,841 --> 00:59:34,341
Come on. Faster!
907
00:59:40,793 --> 00:59:44,460
We should probably
turn on the sprinklers.
908
00:59:49,511 --> 00:59:50,617
All right.
909
00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:51,700
Water.
910
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,467
On three. One.
911
00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:54,550
-Two.
-Two.
912
00:59:55,591 --> 00:59:56,550
-Three!
-Three!
913
01:00:10,165 --> 01:00:11,591
Let's go, Preacher! We gotta go!
914
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,357
Earle! Let 'em know.
915
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,440
What?
916
01:00:18,167 --> 01:00:20,377
Earle, I need you to get
the others on the phone.
917
01:00:20,460 --> 01:00:23,137
Let 'em know that
water, water kills 'em!
918
01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,823
Cameron! I need you to look
after Mom and Alexa, okay?
919
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,660
Sure, Dad.
920
01:00:30,426 --> 01:00:32,677
Gotta hurry up.
921
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,816
Alexa!
922
01:00:33,899 --> 01:00:38,312
Looks like we're gonna be safe.
923
01:00:49,982 --> 01:00:51,637
-Hey, hey, hey!
-They're all gonna die.
924
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,707
What do you want from
me? It's cold outside.
925
01:00:53,790 --> 01:00:56,167
I got a real bad
feeling about this.
926
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,637
I wish we had a cat.
927
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:58,628
What?
928
01:00:58,711 --> 01:01:01,087
A cat? What would
we do with a cat?
929
01:01:01,170 --> 01:01:04,083
My cat Ripley likes to
catch and eat spiders!
930
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,997
That's gotta be one
big freaking cat.
931
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,353
She's pretty big.
932
01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:26,448
-Oh, hey!
-Get in here, dude.
933
01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:29,476
Are they dead?
934
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,260
What the heck?
935
01:01:32,370 --> 01:01:33,903
Two spider-mans.
936
01:01:35,086 --> 01:01:36,936
That's one way to
win best costume.
937
01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:46,404
Settle down,
everyone! Settle down!
938
01:01:46,487 --> 01:01:49,854
I'm scared!
939
01:01:51,090 --> 01:01:53,090
Everyone, stay in your seats!
940
01:02:01,154 --> 01:02:03,237
What is that?
941
01:02:04,428 --> 01:02:06,907
Everyone stay in your seats!
942
01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:09,003
Settle down,
everyone. Settle down!
943
01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:20,677
Change of plans!
944
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,453
Everybody grab a chair
and barricade the doors!
945
01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:06,173
Cameron! Alexa!
946
01:03:06,256 --> 01:03:07,344
Get back here!
947
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,857
Whoa, whoa! Hold your
fire, hold your fire!
948
01:03:23,940 --> 01:03:24,728
Come on!
949
01:03:24,811 --> 01:03:26,227
It's not working!
950
01:03:26,310 --> 01:03:27,573
We need holy water!
951
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,517
Hey, Father! Father!
952
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,257
All you had to do was ask!
953
01:03:32,340 --> 01:03:33,984
I got all kinds of holy water.
954
01:03:34,067 --> 01:03:36,078
I knew I could count
on you, Fontoni.
955
01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,177
You guys better hurry
up with that holy water!
956
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:41,947
This stuff isn't working, guys!
957
01:03:42,030 --> 01:03:42,997
Hurry! Fill it up!
958
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,133
Let's go! Move!
959
01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:48,007
-Fill it up, fill it up.
-It's on my...
960
01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:49,927
Jesus Christ, Father.
It's the good stuff!
961
01:03:50,010 --> 01:03:52,087
-Well, I'm getting it.
-Okay, okay, okay, okay!
962
01:03:52,170 --> 01:03:53,557
Christ, for Christ's sake!
963
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,177
Here, pass it around.
Pass it around.
964
01:03:55,260 --> 01:03:58,297
Get your holy water
here. Holy water.
965
01:03:58,380 --> 01:04:00,217
Get your holy water.
-Thank you, Father.
966
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:01,300
Holy water.
967
01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:04,513
Everybody get their holy water?
968
01:04:04,596 --> 01:04:05,617
-Got it.
-You good?
969
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,803
Let's do this!
-Let's do this, Father.
970
01:04:10,620 --> 01:04:11,700
Witch claw.
971
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,189
You guys ready?
You ready for this?
972
01:04:47,272 --> 01:04:48,331
-Ready.
-Let me hear it!
973
01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:52,720
Get the bastards!
-Woo!
974
01:04:55,161 --> 01:04:55,992
Take that!
975
01:05:02,490 --> 01:05:03,876
Hey, everybody get outta here!
976
01:05:03,959 --> 01:05:05,283
You heard him! Get lost!
977
01:05:05,366 --> 01:05:06,254
Go!
978
01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:07,337
Come on!
979
01:05:20,091 --> 01:05:21,098
Oh, man.
980
01:05:21,181 --> 01:05:23,728
I don't want to
get abducted, man!
981
01:05:23,811 --> 01:05:24,880
They're gonna probe us!
982
01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:26,451
No, dude, I don't
wanna get probed!
983
01:05:26,534 --> 01:05:28,038
You know what happened
when you get probed?
984
01:05:28,121 --> 01:05:30,625
Yes! You grow up,
never being the same!
985
01:05:48,417 --> 01:05:49,717
All right, guys.
986
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,517
I'm gonna go and help
the kids out, all right?
987
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:54,227
I'll see you guys in there.
-All right.
988
01:05:56,460 --> 01:05:57,577
- Let's- - Kick-
989
01:05:57,660 --> 01:05:59,224
Ass.
990
01:06:06,465 --> 01:06:08,229
I think we can
find some in here.
991
01:06:08,312 --> 01:06:10,057
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
992
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,583
Wait. Over there?
993
01:06:11,666 --> 01:06:12,773
Yeah.
994
01:06:12,856 --> 01:06:13,856
Okay.
995
01:06:19,283 --> 01:06:21,107
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
996
01:06:21,190 --> 01:06:23,023
Oh, yeah. That's good.
997
01:06:26,088 --> 01:06:27,088
Here, kid.
998
01:06:28,051 --> 01:06:28,808
All right, let's get outta here.
999
01:06:28,891 --> 01:06:30,546
Father, you need to bless it.
1000
01:06:30,629 --> 01:06:31,987
Yeah, yeah.
1001
01:06:32,070 --> 01:06:33,697
Uh, yeah.
1002
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,227
About that? Uh...
1003
01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:36,787
There's a little problem.
1004
01:06:36,870 --> 01:06:37,870
What?
1005
01:06:38,730 --> 01:06:39,787
I get kicked out.
1006
01:06:39,870 --> 01:06:41,077
What?
1007
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,507
I got kicked out of the
church, okay? My temper.
1008
01:06:43,590 --> 01:06:44,341
Are you serious?
1009
01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:45,937
What about all the
spectacles, testicles,
1010
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,427
watch and wallet
crap you told us?
1011
01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:49,777
Yeah, what do you
want me to say?
1012
01:06:49,860 --> 01:06:51,967
And you're only
telling us this now?
1013
01:06:52,050 --> 01:06:52,987
Do it.
1014
01:06:53,070 --> 01:06:54,487
-Do what?
-Bless the water.
1015
01:06:54,570 --> 01:06:55,448
I can't.
1016
01:06:55,531 --> 01:06:57,427
-Do it.
-I can't!
1017
01:06:57,510 --> 01:07:00,956
Sometimes, you just need to
have a little bit of faith.
1018
01:07:01,039 --> 01:07:02,625
All right, all
right. Okay, okay.
1019
01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:04,066
Father. Holy Father.
1020
01:07:04,149 --> 01:07:05,546
Holy Father.
1021
01:07:05,629 --> 01:07:07,897
Holy Father, please
bless this water. Uh...
1022
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:08,980
You got this.
1023
01:07:09,870 --> 01:07:10,870
Amen.
1024
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,430
Let's get outta here.
1025
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,893
Come on, Zane.
1026
01:07:18,299 --> 01:07:19,088
Come on, Zane.
1027
01:07:19,171 --> 01:07:20,670
Answer, answer. Please answer.
1028
01:07:22,290 --> 01:07:23,613
Come on, come on, come on.
1029
01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:27,637
Oh, man. George, hurry, dude!
1030
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,067
Guns don't work.
1031
01:07:30,150 --> 01:07:31,150
You!
1032
01:07:51,493 --> 01:07:55,682
I'm going to have
to ask you to leave!
1033
01:08:08,749 --> 01:08:11,127
I guess we don't have
detention anymore, man.
1034
01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:13,124
That means class is
canceled tomorrow.
1035
01:08:13,207 --> 01:08:14,363
Yeah, I think.
1036
01:08:14,446 --> 01:08:15,446
Oh...
-Yes!
1037
01:08:53,005 --> 01:08:55,027
You know what's
worse than water?
1038
01:08:55,110 --> 01:08:56,767
Holy water!
1039
01:08:56,850 --> 01:08:58,108
Holy water!
1040
01:09:04,623 --> 01:09:08,765
You, George, are the smartest
human being on Earth.
1041
01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:37,416
Oh, yeah! You like that?
1042
01:09:37,499 --> 01:09:39,104
Hah! Come on!
1043
01:09:39,187 --> 01:09:41,080
This one's for you, Dad!
1044
01:09:41,163 --> 01:09:44,256
Want me to play
baseball all the time!
1045
01:09:44,339 --> 01:09:45,784
I don't like baseball!
1046
01:09:45,867 --> 01:09:47,292
Yeah, baby!
1047
01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:48,922
Let's go.
1048
01:09:49,005 --> 01:09:50,213
Keep 'em coming,
George. Come on!
1049
01:09:50,296 --> 01:09:51,296
Hell yeah!
1050
01:09:52,864 --> 01:09:55,773
Holy water? Oh, I
got somethin' better.
1051
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:57,893
Fire water!
1052
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:24,730
I guess we won't have
detention anymore.
1053
01:10:24,813 --> 01:10:27,061
I'm never gonna graduate.
1054
01:10:27,144 --> 01:10:31,311
You never were.
1055
01:11:39,975 --> 01:11:42,700
We kicked his ass.
1056
01:11:42,783 --> 01:11:44,917
Think we got 'em all?
1057
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,481
They might be back.
1058
01:11:47,564 --> 01:11:48,564
Eh.
1059
01:11:58,361 --> 01:11:59,408
Woo!
1060
01:11:59,491 --> 01:12:00,491
You got 'em?
1061
01:12:05,050 --> 01:12:05,877
Yes!
1062
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Let's go!
1063
01:12:21,527 --> 01:12:23,343
What a great story.
1064
01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:30,020
You two might have helped
save the human race.
1065
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:31,300
How?
1066
01:12:32,190 --> 01:12:33,603
No one's gonna believe us.
1067
01:12:35,730 --> 01:12:36,933
We're just two kids.
1068
01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:41,437
Besides, all of our evidence
1069
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:42,520
just melted.
1070
01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:46,657
Wait. I think I can prove it.
1071
01:12:46,740 --> 01:12:47,740
What?
1072
01:12:48,540 --> 01:12:49,540
I found
1073
01:12:52,219 --> 01:12:53,793
this, at the school.
1074
01:13:01,890 --> 01:13:04,233
The claw of an alien witch!
1075
01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,147
For sure, you might
have saved the world.
1076
01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:13,267
You must tell everybody.
Tell everybody!
1077
01:13:13,350 --> 01:13:14,973
Hopefully, they got their hint.
1078
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:21,140
But I'm willing to
bet they'll be back.
1079
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:23,627
They'll be back.
1080
01:15:08,264 --> 01:15:09,517
We'll switch on the
lens. All right.
1081
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,817
And welcome to Uncle Quinn's
Eight-Legged Elimination.
1082
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:15,157
If it has more than four
legs or none at all,
1083
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:16,867
we smash it to the floor!
1084
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:18,997
All right, I wanna show
you guys something special.
1085
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:23,407
Look at this. This is my cat
Salem's first kill ever, huh?
1086
01:15:23,490 --> 01:15:24,727
Look at it. She's beautiful.
1087
01:15:24,810 --> 01:15:26,347
Took it to the taxidermist.
1088
01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:29,167
Had a taxidermian
in this, did this,
1089
01:15:29,250 --> 01:15:30,577
or whatever it is they do, huh?
1090
01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:31,987
Beautiful piece, right there.
1091
01:15:32,070 --> 01:15:35,467
Also, I wanna thank you so
much for your viewership.
1092
01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:38,257
We have doubled in
the last three months
1093
01:15:38,340 --> 01:15:40,347
from 20 to 52 viewers.
1094
01:15:40,430 --> 01:15:42,847
Oh, my God. It's
fantastic, huh?
1095
01:15:42,930 --> 01:15:44,227
So, make sure you
tell your friends.
1096
01:15:44,310 --> 01:15:47,797
Subscribe, smash that like
button down here, and up here,
1097
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:51,157
we got a video on our last
excursion with aliens,
1098
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:53,437
and over here, my
all-time favorite video,
1099
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,387
it's all about how
to battle bedbugs.
1100
01:15:55,470 --> 01:15:57,787
Oh, quick, before we go, I
wanna introduce you to somebody
1101
01:15:57,870 --> 01:16:00,432
super special and super
near and dear to my heart.
1102
01:16:00,515 --> 01:16:03,395
I'd like to bring in Salem,
my cat. Come here, baby.
1103
01:16:03,478 --> 01:16:05,250
Come here, baby. This is Salem.
1104
01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:07,237
Look at him. Oh, yes.
1105
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:08,796
Salem, say hello.
1106
01:16:08,879 --> 01:16:11,726
"Hello, I'm Salem the
kitty cat. I kill spiders."
1107
01:16:16,330 --> 01:16:17,726
You hear that?
1108
01:16:17,809 --> 01:16:19,924
You hear that?
1109
01:16:20,007 --> 01:16:22,147
It sounds like we're going
after the five-legged
1110
01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:23,527
buggers again, huh?
1111
01:16:23,610 --> 01:16:26,077
All right. Listen, I gotta go.
1112
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:27,933
Uncle Quinn, signing out.
1113
01:16:35,443 --> 01:16:38,540
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1114
01:16:38,623 --> 01:16:41,769
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1115
01:16:41,852 --> 01:16:44,986
♪ We're stuck in detention ♪
1116
01:16:45,069 --> 01:16:48,205
♪ We never thought
that life went good ♪
1117
01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:51,306
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1118
01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:54,616
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1119
01:16:54,699 --> 01:16:58,237
♪ But we were hiding from them ♪
1120
01:17:01,090 --> 01:17:04,185
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1121
01:17:04,268 --> 01:17:07,376
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1122
01:17:07,459 --> 01:17:10,807
♪ We just had no idea ♪
1123
01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:15,057
♪ Until the witches
made it clear ♪
1124
01:17:42,751 --> 01:17:45,740
♪ Is that the sound,
the principal's gone ♪
1125
01:17:45,823 --> 01:17:48,927
♪ They took , the
principal's dead ♪
1126
01:17:49,010 --> 01:17:54,010
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1127
01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:58,860
♪ Is that the sound,
the principal's gone ♪
1128
01:18:01,841 --> 01:18:06,841
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1129
01:18:08,521 --> 01:18:11,249
♪ Is that the sound,
the principal's gone ♪
1130
01:18:11,332 --> 01:18:14,529
♪ Man, we'll never
be the same again ♪
1131
01:18:14,612 --> 01:18:19,612
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
1132
01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,600
♪ Is that the sound,
the principal's gone ♪
1133
01:18:27,511 --> 01:18:31,928
♪ School's out,
school's out forever ♪
75844
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