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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:15,097 You're going to die, you have just two months. 2 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,130 Don't waste any more money, the family will need it... Take him away. 3 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,669 Doctor, you shouldn't say that. 4 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:25,107 So who should? The ward boy? 5 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,102 I'm the doctor, I know it all. 6 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,579 But sir, there must be some hope? 7 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:30,706 There's no hope. 8 00:02:31,217 --> 00:02:32,275 It's the last stage. 9 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,122 No treatment will help 10 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:37,246 If you want to waste money 11 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,186 Try a private hospital 12 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,157 We're short on beds here. 13 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,395 Sir you could have said the same thing... with love 14 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,132 I'm here to treat them not to love them. 15 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,299 But Sir, one should be a little emotional? 16 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,271 Emotions make you weak 17 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,175 But your attitude isn't right either 18 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,771 It's not? 19 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:02,837 Come. 20 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,244 You see how long this line is? 21 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:09,313 They're all waiting for me 22 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:15,150 If I was busy being emotional, Even those with hope, would die 23 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,189 Instead of giving false hope to those who are dying 24 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,632 It's better to save those who can be saved. 25 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,692 It's Thursday, shouldn't we be eating okra? 26 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,485 It wasn't available. 27 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:51,354 Ok. 28 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:57,526 Where are you off to? 29 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:00,202 Study group - at a friend's place 30 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:05,507 Study groups-chatting and laughing all night! 31 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,607 Like we don't know anything. 32 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,642 This is not a group apple. 33 00:04:14,354 --> 00:04:15,378 This one's for your friends 34 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,751 He even catches the apple like it's a cricket ball. 35 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:23,319 You can go. Go to sleep. 36 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,528 Thank you. Good night. 37 00:05:03,102 --> 00:05:04,091 Where are you going? 38 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:09,765 Why? 39 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,538 What do you mean why? I have a job... 40 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,403 I've got to go. 41 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:14,603 For how long? 42 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,306 I'll be back in a week. I promise. 43 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:20,410 Will you miss me? 44 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:22,611 No. 45 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,322 What no!? Say yes... 46 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:25,781 Say yes, yes... 47 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,330 People say life's a game. 48 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:43,535 I say the game itself is life. 49 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,744 From the sadness of losing to the sheerjoy of winning 50 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,342 Life is what lies in between. 51 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,673 Well said. - Oops, I spouted something profound! 52 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,308 Never mind. 53 00:05:53,419 --> 00:05:56,320 It means a lot to me to have you on my show today. 54 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:57,649 Thank you very much. 55 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,914 Thank you. 56 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,519 There you are ladies and gentlemen, 57 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,457 The one and only, Chinaman. 58 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:06,358 He was awesome in his time, what an amazing bowler. 59 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,757 He was one of my favorites. 60 00:06:08,601 --> 00:06:10,660 I have only one favorite Kapil Dev... 61 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,807 He just had to flick his collar up, and the wicket would fall 62 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,434 Do you know who my favorite is? 63 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:18,601 Who? 64 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:19,769 Tendulkar 65 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,373 I don't know what he keeps adjusting! 66 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,418 For me it's neither Shahrukh nor Salman... 67 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:29,350 Only lmran. 68 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:30,946 I've met him 69 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,388 No way! - Really? 70 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:33,849 What's the big deal? 71 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:35,688 You've met lmran and you're saying what's the big deal... 72 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:36,819 What are you saying dude? 73 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,363 While you guys spend hours in buses and tubes, 74 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,432 I, as an lmmigration officer, have to meet everyone! 75 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:48,366 Without my approval not a pin gets in... and not even lmran! 76 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:50,738 You must have pictures... show us some pictures... 77 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:54,540 Look, I meet him as a friend, not some photo-hungry fan 78 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,743 He may be lm-ran, but I'm lm-portant too. 79 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,547 Let's have another round. 80 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,712 Let's order. 81 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,551 Don't ask him, he's one of us. 82 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,518 Call the white guy- 83 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:12,396 I like ordering Brits around in London; it gives me a high 84 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,657 I'd love to order something every few minutes. 85 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,594 Ay-crikey 86 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,594 Sorry sir 87 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:19,728 Second round 88 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:21,063 I beg your pardon? 89 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,672 Don't look. Come here. Second round. 90 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:30,813 It really gets their goat when you call them crikey. 91 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,911 Mr. Hemendra Harshad Bhai Patel... your next question 92 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,429 In the UK if you are a witness to a crime 93 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:47,464 which number other than 999 can you call for the police? 94 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:52,732 Option A: 1000 95 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,532 Option B: 1100 96 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:59,972 Option C: 112 97 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,846 Option D: 111? 98 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,613 Option C 99 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,388 Right answer! And with that, 100 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,859 you are awarded citizenship to the United Kingdom 101 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,463 And he scores! 102 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,498 Who are you calling? 103 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,008 I'm "calling a friend" like on the quiz show... 104 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,570 No, I'm calling my older brother- 105 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:35,638 I should share the good news. 106 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,010 You just have my approval and you're calling people 107 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,982 If they approve you, you'll be shouting it from the rooftops. 108 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,117 Is that Jignesh? It's Hemu... 109 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,922 I'm his brother, from London 110 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:48,684 He's not home? 111 00:08:49,795 --> 00:08:51,490 It's amazing, he's never home... 112 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,495 I wonder where his kids came from! 113 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:58,500 I tried his cell phone but there's no answer. 114 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:04,839 Yes. Ok, tell him I'm about to get my UK residence permit 115 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,536 And then I'm coming to India 116 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,076 What do you mean why? It's mom's 60th birthday 117 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,050 We'll all celebrate together 118 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,522 Yes, please let Jignesh know 119 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,649 May god be with you... 120 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,462 Hemu have you lost your mind? You're getting 121 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,659 your UK citizenship but making plans to live in India? 122 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,569 Don't mess up my game 123 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,699 It's taken me 14 years to get here... 124 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,733 Now we'll go to India whenever we want... 125 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,571 To our people 126 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,674 Whether they want us or not 127 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,812 What did she say? 128 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,645 It's ok 129 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,587 Your people! Who haven't come on the line in 2 years 130 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,556 They hang up when they see your number 131 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,126 Forget it dad, it's not gonna happen. 132 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:00,999 They are my people, my family... 133 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,599 how can they forget me? 134 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,159 You know them... 135 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,129 When you come with me you'll see 136 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:09,665 Nothing is going to happen. 137 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,833 You're living in a piped dream dad. 138 00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:17,741 Fine... fine... I love to live in pipe. 139 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,598 Look, he's at it again. 140 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,603 If you're not white, they practically strip you. 141 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:44,164 It's like they're measuring you for your wedding suit 142 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,669 What can you do? Everyone pays for the misdeeds of a few. 143 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:49,873 Not at all. It's all about the colour of your skin. 144 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,088 Let have a bet. 5 pounds says that boy there, he's in for it. 145 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,780 Who? - The guy in the brown coat. 146 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:03,183 He looks like a geek but they'll search him 147 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,626 like he's the godfather 148 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,893 See... They stripped him didn't they. Gimme my 5 quid 149 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,666 Are you gujarati? From which city? Ahmedabad? Baroda? 150 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,743 Why did you lie? 151 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,977 If I'd spoken in Gujarati he would've come home for lunch 152 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,747 And tomorrow he'd tell everyone: 153 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,687 Hemu Patel is a janitor at the airport 154 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:35,250 Anyway, don't change the subject, Gimme my 5 quid. 155 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,816 Why have you brought me here? You know I don't like Chinese food. 156 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:24,188 Just eat it... one meal won't kill you. 157 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,923 Come... 158 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,164 Come, come and sit. 159 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,006 Namaste... I'm Sarabjeet. 160 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,909 This is my mom, my dad... 161 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,442 Mom, dad, this is Kashmira 162 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:51,420 Listen, we have decided that we're getting married. 163 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,026 The rituals and stuff are for the parents... 164 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,184 So you guys discuss it among yourselves 165 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,925 There's no need to get flustered... 166 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,123 The world is changing... 167 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,962 Mom dad mom dad 168 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,869 I think we should leave these guys alone. 169 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,334 We're off... we're going for a drive 170 00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,910 Go ahead and discuss stuff in the meantime... 171 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,819 I guess it's no point inquiring about the "girl's" 172 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,413 Educational background or home-making capabilities... 173 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,051 Or, for that matter, about our son's income... 174 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,990 We've just got to decide the menu and the venue... 175 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,030 Absolutely if we knew your names, 176 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,156 We would've had the invitations ready... 177 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,101 The bowler prepares, 178 00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:51,910 The batsman is ready... his forehead moist 179 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,025 And it's the first ball of the over 180 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,288 Forget this... the next match depends on Tendulkar 181 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:31,947 And yourjobs depend on me. 182 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,994 This is your first and last warning. 183 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,087 Sir... cricket... cricket... 184 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,222 What do you mean, "cricket cricket?" 185 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,197 The cricketer David Abraham has been admitted 186 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,966 There are no VIPs and no cricketers here... 187 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,094 They are all patients 188 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,222 This is India's tumour 189 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,534 Check for Creatinine, B.U.N. 190 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,503 And do a Urine culture 191 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,041 It's itching buddy 192 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,202 I see that 193 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,108 Who is that? 194 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,148 Dr. Satyajeet. He'll be treating you. 195 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,017 Is he a good doctor 196 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,446 One of the best 197 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,115 A good person? 198 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,649 No comment. 199 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,888 If he's a good doctor he must be a good person 200 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,033 Hi -Hi 201 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,041 You've lost faith in the Indian team? 202 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,605 Not till the day I die. 203 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:07,050 But I've got to win the trust of people here... 204 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,376 What do you mean? 205 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,717 I got the call. Tomorrow is my final citizenship interview. 206 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,149 Ok - Yeah 207 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:16,056 You'll see, that Brit will be speaking Gujarati soon... 208 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,185 He'll call me Hemu bhai 209 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,122 But why are you changing the posters? 210 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,432 Don't you get it? If they do a surprise check 211 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,060 They should feel they are not Indians. They're like us. 212 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,429 Then they'll accept us right away. 213 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,237 But why do we have to put on a show? 214 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,070 What's wrong with us as we are? 215 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,012 If you attach a peacock's feather onto a crow, 216 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,172 He won't become a peacock. 217 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,078 I'm not stupid, ok? 218 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,341 I'm not stupid. 219 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,252 In Rome do as the Romans... 220 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,279 Hence, Mother India goes out 221 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,556 Mama Elizabeth comes in. 222 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,090 You just wait and watch mom... 223 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,186 The dhokla is off to become a burger 224 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,258 Next he'll change his name 225 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,395 From Hemu Patel to Harry Potter 226 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,660 Shut up 227 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,101 Shut up you stupid idiot! 228 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,606 I'm doing all this for you! 229 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,374 Not bad. 230 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,586 Your reports have improved. 231 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,416 Concentrate on mathematics 232 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,217 The vegetable vendors have baby gourds these days 233 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,393 So replace Tuesday's gherkins with baby gourds 234 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,658 How is the patient who had mouth cancer? 235 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:34,068 Dead. We'd done a tracheotomy- 236 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,232 he was smoking cigarettes through it. He died. 237 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,734 And the one who drank the pesticide? 238 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,169 He's alive. He survived... 239 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,142 so now he's shamelessly drinking orange juice 240 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,685 Another guy's come in, some cricketer 241 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,578 What's his problem? 242 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,155 Cricket... the same disease the entire nation's got. 243 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,649 Who is it? 244 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,593 Some David Abraham 245 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,289 David Abraham? He's an awesome bowler. 246 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,160 He was. Now he's a patient. 247 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,312 What's up Ganesh? 248 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:19,183 One's better than the next... but they're all nurses. 249 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,110 You'd better become a bit more holy 250 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,314 or drop that religious first name you've got! 251 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,384 Sir, one has to keep up the net practice 252 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,290 Ok... but help me as well... 253 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,289 In your condition 254 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:37,226 Don't look at my condition look at the thirst in my eyes... 255 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,795 Somewhere, in some corner of this hospital there has to be 256 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,203 A televion! I'm tired of looking. 257 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,638 A T.V.? I thought you wanted... 258 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,677 Absolutely... once I'm well. 259 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,441 But right now I have to watch the world cup. 260 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:53,340 I don't understand how you guys survive without cricket 261 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,577 We survive. We have to think about the end of the month... 262 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,450 You're talking about the end of the month... 263 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:03,418 I'm at the end of my days... do something brother, anything. 264 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:07,253 Sir if I get into all this I'll end up on the streets 265 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,592 Don't worry we'll do it together... 266 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,227 Nobody will figure it out 267 00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,575 We're dead. It's figured out. 268 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,336 Namaste sir. 269 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:25,249 Doctor, it's you... I was just looking for you. 270 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:28,280 In the garden? I'm the doctor not the gardener. 271 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,678 What's the difference? 272 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,383 A doctor breathes life into humans 273 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:34,819 A gardener breathes life into plants. 274 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:39,253 And if the plant grows unruly, the gardener prunes it. 275 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:46,294 If this plant gets a television, it won't grow wild... 276 00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:49,267 The world cup has started. I have to watch the match. 277 00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,331 There's a pad hanging on your bed... 278 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,210 When the hemoglobin and blood pressure levels match 279 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,746 Normal levels, you can go home and watch the match 280 00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:59,475 How do I explain? Just like treating me is essential to you 281 00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:00,843 Cricket is essential to me 282 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,445 All you will get here is your treatment 283 00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,219 The opponent's reaction is just like Greg Chapell's reaction 284 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,350 To Ganguly 285 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:10,819 Who are they? 286 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,329 You don't know that much? 287 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,495 Ganguly... our man... we call him the prince of Calcutta 288 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,768 That's why I'm recommending a television... 289 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:20,895 You'll learn everything 290 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,672 I know what gangrene is, I don't need to know who Ganguly is. 291 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,377 We can cure TB here, but we cannot provide TVs 292 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:29,838 Fine. 293 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:34,477 Come what may... I will watch the world cup... 294 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:35,881 And I'll watch it right here in your hospital. 295 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,852 Feel free to watch it but not here. 296 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,621 Watch it somewhere else, and die somewhere else 297 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,351 We have many other patients here, we need beds. 298 00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:45,587 Hold it high. 299 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,851 What's going on? Tell us... 300 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,397 Is he batting? What's he doing? 301 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:59,731 Let me get a good look... I can see him... he's batting... 302 00:24:00,872 --> 00:24:02,863 And bowling and fielding all at once... - Yes yes... 303 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:04,407 Once more... 304 00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:10,880 Hey, what are you guys doing outside my bedroom? 305 00:24:11,883 --> 00:24:16,445 If you're here, who's in there? 306 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:28,497 India's winning... 307 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,459 Oh god, at least skip the cricket on your wedding night 308 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,437 Kash baby come here... India's winning 309 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:39,534 Forget the cricket dude... 310 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:41,769 Saby didn't bother you too much last night did he? 311 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:44,581 What can I say? We didn't sleep at all... 312 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:48,013 I tried to calm him down but you know how he is... 313 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,578 Saby's really naughty. 314 00:24:50,555 --> 00:24:52,785 Exactly... watching cricket all night! 315 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,462 Cricket?! Oh no, I should have known. 316 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,453 Except for the drinks break 317 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:00,588 you wouldn't even know it was our wedding night 318 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,491 Both father and son are incorrigible 319 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:04,759 Dad too? 320 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,470 What do you think? This is a genetic disease 321 00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:09,471 Do you know what happened on my wedding night? 322 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,632 What happened? 323 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:15,837 What are you doing? 324 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,419 I just wanted to say that the entertainment programs 325 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,681 aren't on this late at night. 326 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:25,422 India is playing the West Indies today... 327 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,856 I'm putting on the commentary 328 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:29,961 If you want, drink some milk and go to sleep. 329 00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:31,858 Or you can make some tea with the milk in the morning 330 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:32,987 Ok, Goodnight. 331 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:38,100 Mom... what a family this is! 332 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:42,071 It's a genetic problem... they all have it in degrees... 333 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,572 But really, the wife is really the 12th player in a team of 11. 334 00:25:46,912 --> 00:25:51,076 All they think about is tea and snacks in front of the TV 335 00:25:52,984 --> 00:25:54,451 Wait and watch... I'll ensure that this disease 336 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,544 doesn't go on to the next generation 337 00:25:57,622 --> 00:25:58,281 All the best! 338 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,783 Come in 339 00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:04,719 Good morning dad 340 00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:07,524 Good mor - what are you doing here? 341 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,532 I brought you lunch 342 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,628 Ok, leave it here. 343 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,574 Do you want to learn off spin bowling? - Yes. 344 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:24,639 Leg spin? 345 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:25,807 Yes, yes... 346 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,677 Googly? 347 00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:28,810 Yes 348 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,479 I'll teach you everything, but first... 349 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,649 get your dad to allow a TV in my room 350 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,589 A TV? Here? 351 00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:39,754 The TV at home is ten years old but it looks brand new... 352 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,963 We still haven't got rid the plastic covers on it. 353 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,593 No radio, no TV, no cell phone 354 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:46,761 Is he your dad or big boss? 355 00:26:48,907 --> 00:26:50,841 So you don't watch cricket matches? 356 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,569 I do, but not at home 357 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:54,974 I say I have a study group and go watch at a friend's place 358 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,580 Oh, excellent. 359 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,615 The dad's a partypooper, but the son still parties! 360 00:27:00,085 --> 00:27:03,885 If you want to learn to spin bowl watch matches everyday 361 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,990 After every five overs, call this phone outside my room 362 00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:09,117 And update me on the score. 363 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,994 That's your first assignment. 364 00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,121 Gimme five. 365 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,106 Mr. Patel... 366 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:40,081 May I come in Sir? 367 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:48,890 Good morning Sir. - Good morning. 368 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,629 Mr. Patel... Mr. Emu Patel 369 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:53,761 Ya. 370 00:27:54,305 --> 00:27:56,865 How many million Patels in the world, I wonder... 371 00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,643 And how many of you have barged into Britain expecting 372 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:02,872 Her to look after you and yours 373 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,741 Well, never mind... 374 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,783 let's just get to the point before you sit down and start fawning 375 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,658 You must have read our manual, "Life in the UK?" 376 00:28:13,792 --> 00:28:15,783 On how to get citizenship of this great nation 377 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,251 Yes 378 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,687 And you must have found how very easy it is to get it 379 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:21,756 Yes 380 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,898 Let me tell you Mr. Patel it is not easy. 381 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,663 And it is never going to be easy while I'm here. 382 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,802 One Sardar Patel threw us out of India 383 00:28:30,975 --> 00:28:32,772 And now the rest of them have come to settle here 384 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,903 Why can't you guys make up your mind? 385 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,115 Now, show me your papers 386 00:28:45,156 --> 00:28:46,180 Thank you. 387 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,703 Saby... wake up wake up wake up... 388 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,704 Baby... 389 00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:06,269 I've decided... our first kid should be a boy. Ok? 390 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:08,909 Kash... our kids are not going to be made-to-order 391 00:29:09,047 --> 00:29:11,277 I don't know, I has to be a boy, that's all! 392 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,741 I've even decided the name. 393 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,909 Nonsense - What do you mean nonsense? 394 00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,179 The dad will choose the name 395 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:19,046 I have some names in mind too... 396 00:29:19,157 --> 00:29:20,181 Ok, tell me... 397 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,817 Gundappa. 398 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,730 What? Appa is dad, how can the kid be appa? 399 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:31,995 Hey!! He was an awesome batsman... what style... 400 00:29:32,203 --> 00:29:34,728 Have you really lost it? You need the name to call the kid 401 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:35,999 Not to scare him! - Go away. 402 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,766 Think of something, quickly 403 00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:41,836 Muthiah 404 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:45,072 What kind of name is Muthiah? 405 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:46,912 Why why why? He's the best off spinner in the world. 406 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,844 I've seen him. 407 00:29:49,154 --> 00:29:51,748 Before he spins the ball his eyes seem to spin in his head 408 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:58,123 No no no, I've got a good name: Rishi 409 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,766 Rishi? No. 410 00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,798 Isn't that a saint? No way. He'll be off 411 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,234 meditating in the mountains as soon as he's born 412 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,775 Enough jokes. I've decided it's Rishi. So it's Rishi. 413 00:30:10,942 --> 00:30:11,966 That's final. 414 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,872 Sachin - Rishi - Sunil - Rishi 415 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:15,036 Ntini - Should I slap you? 416 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,077 What? Hey... Rishi 417 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,145 Ok listen, neither your suggestion nor mine 418 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,785 Let's go with Mahendra Singh Dhoni. 419 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,880 Who's this now? 420 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,047 Dhoni! India's wicketkeeper 421 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,181 He's my favorite 422 00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,794 When he comes to bat, it's like Tarzan walked onto the field 423 00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:33,089 And when he bats, it's like he'll uproot a tree... 424 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:34,222 Tarzan 425 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,891 Mahendra Singh Dhoni 426 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,937 No way it's Dhoni. No way... not Dhoni... 427 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:00,847 Are you listening to the commentary? 428 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,149 No, I have an earache 429 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,919 Get some medicine. 430 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:05,954 Where are you going? 431 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:07,154 Study group 432 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,024 What channel is that on tonight? 433 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:15,931 From now on, your study group will be at the hospital 434 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:18,370 In my cabin... wherever I am 435 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,069 Go on... 436 00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:21,502 Not that way, this way... 437 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,946 You too... Go to bed. Good night. Thank you. 438 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,327 Saby, you dog 439 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,055 Open the door 440 00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:34,040 Export your boss... you won't have to work either 441 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,014 Hey Sati... how's it going? 442 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:44,052 My name is Dr. Satyajeet. And asking how you are is my job 443 00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,179 Not yours 444 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,981 One look at your face and I thought I should ask 445 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,920 And what difference does it make whether I use half your 446 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:53,190 name or the whole thing. It's not going to change you... 447 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,999 I'm not a chameleon that I'm going to change colours. 448 00:33:57,635 --> 00:34:03,039 Sleep well tonight. You won't be getting any calls. 449 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,006 I knew it... 450 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:10,007 you are Australia and that poor kid is Bangladesh 451 00:34:10,181 --> 00:34:11,273 He had to lose. 452 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,041 You don't understand anything about cricket pal... 453 00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,277 Ok, I'll explain it to you. 454 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:20,013 Let's say this is the pitch... this is the silly mid-off 455 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:24,059 This is the silly mid-off... here's the gully and this is deep 456 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:28,562 You're in deep trouble... your kidneys 457 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:29,690 Take care of them... 458 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,039 My kidneys seem to be run out... we're just waiting for 459 00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:38,041 The final call from the 3rd umpire 460 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,137 You're on dialysis, you won't die. 461 00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:44,040 Don't say "so what if your kidneys fail... you will still" 462 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:47,082 "Be able to feel the first rays of the sun, or a gentle breeze 463 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:50,049 Or hear the birds chirping..." 464 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:53,050 Those things do have their own special joy... 465 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,083 When was the last time you enjoyed those things? 466 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,191 I don't have time for such things 467 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,156 Why? You don't have the right to be happy? 468 00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:02,323 I am happy. 469 00:35:04,135 --> 00:35:06,660 If this is happiness, people will stop praying for happiness 470 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:13,234 You won't allow me a television will you? 471 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:15,603 No. 472 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:22,585 Hey you left me a message... is everything ok? 473 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:30,551 What is it? Is there a problem? Did you fight with Saby? 474 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,188 Kash, say something... 475 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,223 I hate cricket 476 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:38,259 What? 477 00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:42,696 Ya. Saby watches cricket 24 hour. 478 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:48,111 He calls out to Sachin More often than he calls out to me. 479 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:51,113 Thanks to this world cup, we haven't even been on a honeymoon 480 00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:52,306 That's it? 481 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:59,112 What do you mean that's it? I feel so alone. 482 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:01,157 If you can't beat them, join them. 483 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,218 What? 484 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:04,385 Why don't you watch cricket with him? 485 00:36:05,696 --> 00:36:08,460 I tried but it's really boring. 486 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,361 It goes on and on... 487 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:13,163 Not like soccer that gets done in a couple of hours 488 00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:14,328 What's wrong with you stupid? 489 00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,167 Why don't you look at the 22 hot men standing before you 490 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:19,275 And they're not running around like soccer players 491 00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:22,139 And when they run up to you to bowl... 492 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,144 What uniforms, what bodies... 493 00:36:24,448 --> 00:36:25,472 Are you crazy? 494 00:36:25,616 --> 00:36:27,777 I'm not crazy, you are blind 495 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,084 50% of the women who watch cricket, watch it for 496 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,248 The cricketers. And what's wrong with that? 497 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,088 Everyone's happy. When he's watching the match 498 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,286 You check out the players... 499 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,328 Your problem will be instantly resolved. 500 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,264 Hemu, your coffee 501 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:50,499 Thanks 502 00:36:57,481 --> 00:37:03,647 Hello. Ya? Yes sir. Yes. 503 00:37:08,292 --> 00:37:10,226 You want me to come today sir? 504 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:16,197 I'll be there. 505 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:20,594 What's up Hemu? 506 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:25,207 The citizenship officer wants to meet me in the pub 507 00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:26,400 So? 508 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:30,207 What it's like match-fixing... palm-greasing? 509 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,006 You never know with these people. 510 00:37:38,556 --> 00:37:40,683 Sir I've brought everything, I got everything... 511 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,815 Show me, show me... 512 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,257 Sir, it was really hard to pull it off... 513 00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:48,831 Binoculars - Wow, binoculars. A radio? 514 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,765 I have that too... - Wow. Gimme five. 515 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,701 Why is the door closed? Leave it open. 516 00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:04,567 Why are you hanging on to that? 517 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,409 Why are you laughing? 518 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,708 David found a great way to watch the match... 519 00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:43,346 He knocked over Dr Satyajeet's middle wicket! 520 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:44,538 All while lying flat. 521 00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:48,442 Good Morning Sir. - Come here... 522 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:54,948 What's going on here 523 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,691 Sir, nothing... nobody's watching the match here 524 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,455 Did I ask about the match? 525 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,496 Sorry sir... 526 00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:12,966 We're dead 527 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:01,410 Drink up... you guys need it. Our guy has taken the piss 528 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,510 Out of your team. Your England is... 529 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:39,519 There's him, up there. And you in front of me - Hitler 530 00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,718 He's waiting for me to die, you're not letting me live 531 00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:47,121 I'm not letting you live, or is it that you don't want to live? 532 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,830 Since you got here, nobody's focused on the job any more 533 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:54,536 All day it's radio, TV, commentary... 534 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:57,573 Did I ask you to come here during the World Cup? 535 00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:00,537 If it was up to me why would I be here? 536 00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:03,546 You think I'm enjoying this, right... 537 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,678 Come, take a look. I watch from here with the binoculars 538 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:12,646 There's traffic all around, I can't see or hear anything... 539 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,583 Whenever a good bowler comes to the pitch, 540 00:43:16,694 --> 00:43:17,718 Someone blocks my view. 541 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:20,128 I see more backsides than balls. 542 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,564 But you won't get me a TV. 543 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:25,567 What's the big deal about cricket? 544 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:31,564 I don't know. Whenever I watch, I feel alive 545 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,601 What's the connection between life... and a game? 546 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:35,736 Maybe there isn't one. 547 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,605 But there is a connection between life and happiness? 548 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:43,948 I want to live happily not half-heartedly 549 00:43:44,254 --> 00:43:47,712 Which is why I'm asking you to get me a TV 550 00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:51,588 and then see how my health improves. 551 00:43:53,263 --> 00:43:55,823 Let's take a bet - it won't be you 552 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:57,692 But cricket that will save me. 553 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,637 Fine, you're on. 554 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:04,036 What? Really? Are you serious? 555 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:07,935 Look, you said yes and my hiccups are gone. 556 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,877 If you continue to act this stubborn, soon you'll be gone. 557 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,739 TV 558 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:13,138 And the remote... Thanks pal 559 00:45:20,084 --> 00:45:21,108 Thanks pal. 560 00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:26,688 There's a match tonight... let's watch it together 561 00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:27,881 lt'll be fun. 562 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,990 That's your TV, this is mine... 563 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,890 If I watch your TV, who will treat you? 564 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,692 Cricket. I've got cricket 565 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:43,363 Thank you 566 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:46,099 Congratulations. 567 00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:07,023 Hey... you're watching the match? 568 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:14,727 TV and wife... my life is all set... Wow 569 00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:38,018 Priya... Priya... 570 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:41,992 What happened? What is it? 571 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:46,102 Ask her what she was doing with that animal downstairs 572 00:46:46,436 --> 00:46:47,767 His name is Silver 573 00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:48,895 I'll cut off your tongue 574 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,001 But what has she done? 575 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:56,208 Our daughter, was downstairs, in the dark, with that black guy 576 00:46:56,313 --> 00:46:57,337 Glued to him... 577 00:46:58,916 --> 00:46:59,940 Are these our values? 578 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,217 Look what's happening behind our backs? 579 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:05,185 They eat pickled cows! 580 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:10,358 Who is he? Who is he? 581 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:13,987 Who would he be? Some gangster-rapper drug addict 582 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,792 Like all black guys 583 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:17,833 For your information Dad, he's an engineering student 584 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:20,859 And he's much smarter than you are 585 00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,838 See this... see this... 586 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:32,043 See this... - Hemu... Hemu please 587 00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:48,988 It's all messed up... It's all gone wrong... 588 00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:59,104 I couldn't be a good father, or a good son... or a citizen 589 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:08,974 The citizenship isn't crucial 590 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:14,214 It is crucial. To get a good job, a good salary 591 00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,788 To get some respect... to be able to go back to India 592 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:17,952 With my head held high 593 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:20,857 You can go to India even now... 594 00:48:21,331 --> 00:48:24,027 What will I go there and say? What will I say to my mother? 595 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,868 Mom, look, yourjanitor son is back from London 596 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:30,133 where he cleans toilets and sweeps the floor 597 00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:32,231 to earn his meager living 598 00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,140 You work for your living... you don't beg do you? 599 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:41,044 Priya... I have failed. Yes... 600 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,114 They had hopes for me... 601 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:49,890 My mother sold all her gold so that she could send me here 602 00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:55,357 to become someone. What did I become? 603 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,934 Forget greatness... I couldn't even pay her back for the gold 604 00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:06,066 Hemu, you are like gold to her. She's still waiting for you... 605 00:49:06,576 --> 00:49:10,910 You know, we had a neighbour who used to come to India 606 00:49:11,214 --> 00:49:17,244 with gifts for each person. Something small... 607 00:49:18,555 --> 00:49:19,954 What will I take back? 608 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:25,049 All our income, our savings... our medicines cost us half of it, 609 00:49:25,228 --> 00:49:26,923 And survival cost us the rest... 610 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,125 What will I take home? 611 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,940 Until I get my citizenship, things will not change 612 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,334 And I will make sure things change. 613 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:46,847 Oh shit... 614 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,481 Listen, hold each other's hands. 615 00:49:57,127 --> 00:49:58,151 Sir? 616 00:49:58,261 --> 00:49:59,285 It's all in the attitude 617 00:49:59,396 --> 00:50:01,387 Hold hands quickly... you'll see, he'll start hitting fours. 618 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,227 Just hold hands... he'll hit a four. 619 00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:06,294 That's better. 620 00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,101 Hey, Dhoni's come... we love you Dhoni... 621 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,230 I was telling you about Dhoni... 622 00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:13,899 Come on Dhoni... I'm telling you he's just like Tarzan 623 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,069 See what he does 624 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:19,539 Good shot. 625 00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:57,278 What a shot... 626 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,030 I love you baby... 627 00:51:26,116 --> 00:51:29,051 Oh... Dhoni... 628 00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:34,380 Hey... why are you saying Dhoni... It's SABY 629 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,492 What did I say? I said your name... 630 00:51:37,627 --> 00:51:38,992 Hey, I'm not deaf... I can tell the difference between 631 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,326 Dhoni-Dhoni and Saby-Saby 632 00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:43,164 But why would I call you Dhoni? 633 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:46,058 How do I know? That's what I'm asking you... 634 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,129 Saby I think you're going mad... 635 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:52,064 His name is echoing in your head... Dhoni Dhoni Dhoni 636 00:51:52,676 --> 00:51:54,075 Go watch your cricket match, I'm going to bed. 637 00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:56,302 Good night. 638 00:52:05,489 --> 00:52:06,513 What the hell... 639 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:21,327 What? What what... What baby? 640 00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:22,462 Nothing... 641 00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:24,137 What's happened baby? 642 00:52:24,241 --> 00:52:25,265 Nothing. Forget it... 643 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,174 What? What? 644 00:52:52,235 --> 00:52:55,295 I don't know what's happening, what's wrong, 645 00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:58,134 I'm sorry... - What the hell... What's happening... 646 00:52:59,543 --> 00:53:01,135 Saby... 647 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,148 Sir, Hemu Patel 648 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:19,191 Emu Patel. What the hell is wrong with you. 649 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:23,564 Sir, what you saw in the pub that day, it was all wrong... 650 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:26,192 That was for the Indian community to cheer up 651 00:53:26,336 --> 00:53:27,360 Just like... just like a cheer leader 652 00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:33,174 Sir, I love Britain. I love Great Britain. 653 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:36,206 I love being part of it... Sir. Really. 654 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:42,481 And sir if you don't like something about me 655 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,211 I'll get rid of it... 656 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:47,186 I'm ready to dress up like this for the rest of my life Sir 657 00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:48,314 Yes, Sir. 658 00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,215 I'm not going to get into this conversation... 659 00:53:50,427 --> 00:53:55,194 Sir... Sir... Please wait sir... This is very important for me 660 00:53:55,699 --> 00:53:58,293 My mother's 60th birthday. 661 00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,527 It's my mother's birthday... I have to be there Sir. 662 00:54:01,871 --> 00:54:04,806 So go. Who's stopping you? This matter is closed for me. 663 00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:07,503 Closed? What do you mean closed? 664 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:16,415 Sir, I'm really sorry Sir... please don't do this to me Sir 665 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:21,213 I beg of you... don't do this to me... 666 00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:23,356 Sir my mother's birthday... please sir 667 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:26,787 Mr. Emu Patel if you don't let go of me now 668 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,255 I will make sure that your life is miserable here. 669 00:54:44,614 --> 00:54:45,638 Morning Doctor... 670 00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:48,246 The angel of death that was waiting on the roof 671 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:50,276 Has descended a floor, closer to you... 672 00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,689 You love mocking me... what did I do now? 673 00:54:57,527 --> 00:54:58,551 You watched the match? 674 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:03,255 Thanks pal... I had a blast. The fourth ball of the 3rd over- 675 00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:05,526 These are the pre-match reports 676 00:55:06,736 --> 00:55:08,260 These are the post-match reports 677 00:55:09,939 --> 00:55:11,839 Whether India bags the world cup or not, you have 678 00:55:12,575 --> 00:55:15,271 Definitely bagged your place in heaven... 679 00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:18,745 The reports are bad? I'll make it to the finals won't I? 680 00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:20,573 You are going to die. 681 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:23,479 Hey you talk to patients this way? 682 00:55:24,354 --> 00:55:25,514 Even healthy people will die on the spot 683 00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:29,717 Show us that smile some time, laugh occasionally 684 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:30,850 What is your problem? 685 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:35,298 Watching people die doesn't make me smile 686 00:55:35,498 --> 00:55:37,898 But that's yourjob... facing life and death 687 00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:40,232 If you're so afraid of your job, change your profession 688 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,363 Become a chef... you can use your knife there as well... 689 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,471 I'm sending the ward boy, the TV goes out... 690 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:48,303 Send four, they can carry me out too... 691 00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:50,837 What do you want? 692 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:55,307 Just two things. A television, and a smile on your face. 693 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:57,443 Why 694 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:59,884 Why do you need a reason to smile? Look at me... 695 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:02,317 I'm dying but I'm happy. 696 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:06,994 You're fine, but your face is a shroud. Why? 697 00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:09,323 I'm fine the way I am... 698 00:56:10,567 --> 00:56:11,625 What are you? 699 00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:13,926 You keep chanting about cricket 700 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,368 What has the game given you? 701 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,465 Has anyone come to see you? 702 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,403 Does anyone care whether you're dead or alive? 703 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,442 Not a relative, not a friend. 704 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,472 Yeah, I have no one. 705 00:56:24,948 --> 00:56:27,416 That's why I value the things I don't have. 706 00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:29,609 You have it all... 707 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,912 So why have you cut yourself off from life? 708 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,677 Good morning, how are you? 709 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,560 Which one have you bought? 710 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,494 It's good right? 711 00:57:21,571 --> 00:57:22,595 I don't like it 712 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,635 Saby, you should try something new sometimes 713 00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:26,866 Eat it, come on... 714 00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:35,677 Sorry I forgot the juice. I'll be right back... 715 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,457 I'm fine the way I am... 716 00:57:43,793 --> 00:57:44,817 What are you? 717 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,520 You keep chanting about cricket 718 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:47,687 What has the game given you? 719 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,462 Has anyone come to see you? 720 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:52,696 Does anyone care whether you're dead or alive? 721 00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,535 Not a relative, not a friend. 722 00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,784 Sir... David 723 00:58:11,888 --> 00:58:12,912 What's happened? 724 00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:14,455 David has collapsed. 725 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,584 Sir, this way... 726 00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:28,462 In the match of life, you've never cheered for anyone 727 00:58:29,639 --> 00:58:31,470 It's time for you to change Sattu... 728 00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:34,608 Life's all about change, change is the name of the game 729 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:27,954 Sit down 730 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:50,678 I'll get dinner ready 731 00:59:51,020 --> 00:59:52,112 We'll eat... 732 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:57,651 Go and get dressed. 733 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:04,599 You too... get dressed 734 01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,761 Can I... watch the match? 735 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:13,232 Take this. 736 01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:23,584 What on earth is going on? 737 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,849 They wouldn't scream so loud even if they were witnessing a riot. 738 01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:34,595 They don't scream when scores of farmers commit suicide 739 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,658 or when bombs rip through the city... 740 01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:39,792 No wonder then that the only thing that's sacred for them is 741 01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:48,143 their standard of living 742 01:00:48,244 --> 01:00:49,609 Who's spending what... 743 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:50,804 That's all that matters... 744 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,548 At least in the silence of the hospital you can hear 745 01:00:56,653 --> 01:00:57,711 the sound of death. 746 01:00:58,688 --> 01:00:59,746 There, I can save someone's life... 747 01:01:04,761 --> 01:01:05,819 I'm extremely sorry. 748 01:01:06,929 --> 01:01:08,624 I'm sorry. I'm feeling claustrophobic here... 749 01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:09,755 Let's go somewhere else... 750 01:01:15,304 --> 01:01:17,636 They're a rowdy bunch, go somewhere else 751 01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,681 What's up? That's a sudden change... 752 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:37,755 You don't want to watch India play today? 753 01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:43,660 Forget the match... Kash, I need to talk to you... 754 01:01:44,267 --> 01:01:45,199 What? 755 01:01:46,302 --> 01:01:50,671 You know... from the first time I saw you 756 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,674 To even think about another woman seems wrong. 757 01:01:55,144 --> 01:01:57,612 I want you to be the only one for me... 758 01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:01,013 and me the only one for you. Nobody else. 759 01:02:03,753 --> 01:02:05,778 And your name to be the only one on my lips 760 01:02:06,255 --> 01:02:08,246 And you to be the only one I dream of... 761 01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:16,787 And when I open my eyes... it's just to look at you... 762 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:38,846 What's the situation? 763 01:02:39,021 --> 01:02:40,852 The bowel movements haven't improved much. 764 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,214 We need more tests... 765 01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:45,124 I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about you two 766 01:02:45,928 --> 01:02:46,986 What are you saying, sir... 767 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,757 So that means no deterioration, no improvement 768 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:57,737 As the heartbeat goes for six, the girl blushes 769 01:02:57,940 --> 01:02:59,066 And both of them laugh 770 01:03:03,212 --> 01:03:04,236 Ganesh... 771 01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:06,777 Call Dr. Satyajit immediately 772 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:08,941 Sir, breathe... please... 773 01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:10,810 Calm down... 774 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:13,847 Sir... 775 01:03:16,058 --> 01:03:18,754 Calm down... Calm down... 776 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,024 Did he throw up? - No Sir. 777 01:03:29,372 --> 01:03:30,396 Give him an anti-convulgent 778 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:33,772 IV, Absolvent 100mg 779 01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:36,372 There is a very high level of creatinine in the blood 780 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:40,146 Hypertension, no improvement after dialysis 781 01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:47,784 Try dialysis again. Send tissue type and cross match. 782 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:52,784 He needs a kidney transplant, or the devil will die here. 783 01:03:52,962 --> 01:03:54,793 Sir, "David" 784 01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:57,789 David, Devil... same thing. 785 01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:59,863 We have to control his Peritonitis. 786 01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:02,803 We can't opearte with the infection. We can't do the transplant. 787 01:04:04,841 --> 01:04:05,899 Find a donor. 788 01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:24,825 This is Harmendar. You won't even answer your phone 789 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:28,021 Where are you? Why aren't you coming to work? 790 01:04:28,130 --> 01:04:29,825 We're all worried about you 791 01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:33,226 Look if you want a break, at least put in an application 792 01:04:33,336 --> 01:04:34,826 Or there'll be trouble here... 793 01:04:35,137 --> 01:04:37,935 Listen Hemu, please call me back, ok? Bye 794 01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:46,105 Hi baby, 795 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,877 Saby, look, I entered a contest 796 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,848 If I win I get to go out to dinner with Dhoni 797 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:56,787 What sort of... up company sends people's wives 798 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,053 on dates with other men? 799 01:04:58,227 --> 01:04:59,854 I'll sue the... 800 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:04,856 You're getting upset? I thought you'd help me. 801 01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:07,060 Right... I'm the biggest in the world... 802 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:08,794 I'll escort you over there, seat you beside him 803 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:10,133 And come back home alone. 804 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,202 But you like him don't you... 805 01:05:12,341 --> 01:05:14,866 I did, but I'm sick of the Indian team. 806 01:05:15,044 --> 01:05:17,410 I want them to lose every match And Dhoni to get out without scoring 807 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,075 What's happened to you all of a sudden? 808 01:05:20,182 --> 01:05:21,877 India is your life... 809 01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:23,144 And... Dhoni is your life? 810 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,817 But he's really cute. And more than half the women 811 01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,986 who watch cricket watch for the players anyway. 812 01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,390 And you're one of them. 813 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,923 Hey, why are you pointing a finger at me? 814 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,001 You watch only women's tennis... 815 01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:42,261 Women's singles, women's doubles, mixed doubles... 816 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:43,395 Who knows what... 817 01:05:43,506 --> 01:05:44,837 Yeah, but I don't hold you and say 818 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,136 "Oh Anna" "Oh Sharapova" do I? 819 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:52,904 Look Saby, I'm sorry. That was wrong, I admit... 820 01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:54,944 But why are you making a big deal about it? 821 01:05:55,051 --> 01:05:56,075 Thinking about it isn't so wrong... 822 01:05:56,252 --> 01:05:58,447 You only think about it when you want it 823 01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:02,485 Really? So have you thought about why this happened? 824 01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:04,387 Were you ever around for me? No... 825 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,452 And even if I did think it, what's the problem 826 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,022 It's not going to happen... 827 01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:14,361 And anyway, you're just as hot as my Dhoni, really... 828 01:06:16,205 --> 01:06:18,196 There are 9 other players too... call their names too. 829 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,033 What's wrong with you Saby? 830 01:06:22,011 --> 01:06:23,171 No, what's wrong with you? 831 01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:28,944 Look, I don't think I did anything wrong. 832 01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:30,176 Think what you want... 833 01:06:30,286 --> 01:06:33,380 Yes yes yes... It's my fault and I'm regretting it- 834 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:35,048 Regretting marrying me? 835 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:37,955 I don't know. Think what you want. 836 01:06:38,127 --> 01:06:39,151 Saby - - I'm leaving... 837 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,995 Is this Mr. Emu Pateel's house? 838 01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:51,163 Ya, that's me. 839 01:06:51,273 --> 01:06:52,297 We've orders to inspect your house. 840 01:06:52,408 --> 01:06:53,432 We have a warrant here. 841 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,979 For what? - Please co-operate Sir. Come on, 842 01:07:00,082 --> 01:07:01,174 What's the problem? 843 01:07:01,283 --> 01:07:03,148 Please sir, what's the problem? 844 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,545 Mr. Patel you haven't gone to work for 7 days now 845 01:07:06,655 --> 01:07:08,486 Without any leave application or notice 846 01:07:08,591 --> 01:07:09,990 But so what? That's my wish... 847 01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:12,984 I didn't go to work so now the cops have showed up to take me to work. 848 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:14,186 You didn't go to work? 849 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,320 My wish! 850 01:07:15,464 --> 01:07:17,455 Mom, Daddy, why are the cops here? 851 01:07:17,566 --> 01:07:21,002 Because we're Indian, we're brown-skinned 852 01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:23,162 And they think that every brown skin is terrorist. 853 01:07:23,305 --> 01:07:25,569 Sir, I'm quite sure you're aware of everything 854 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:27,005 You work at the airport... 855 01:07:27,176 --> 01:07:30,009 By order we conduct a check at those airport employees' 856 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,580 residences that disappear from work suddenly. 857 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,107 Bull... 858 01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:36,178 I'm going to complain to home department 859 01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:37,376 You think we are terrorists 860 01:07:37,486 --> 01:07:39,010 Hemu... Hemu... 861 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:47,491 What are the cop cars here for... what's the problem? 862 01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:49,029 Nothing there was some confusion 863 01:07:49,131 --> 01:07:50,155 They came to my place by mistake 864 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:56,028 We are very sorry for inconveniencing you 865 01:07:56,138 --> 01:07:57,162 You're clean. 866 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:02,033 And try to remember not to let this affect your work 867 01:08:02,545 --> 01:08:04,206 Yourjob as a janitor remains. 868 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:17,082 One second dear... what does your dad do? 869 01:08:17,626 --> 01:08:20,322 How do I know what he's said to you guys? 870 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:33,102 Yes... Yes... 871 01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:34,233 Get Dhoni out too... 872 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:37,076 Who's this idiot? He wants India to lose? 873 01:08:37,179 --> 01:08:38,203 Shut up... and mind your own business... 874 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:41,076 Hey dude, you'll be four feet tall if I lop off your legs... 875 01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:46,279 Hey, stop getting upset... 876 01:08:46,455 --> 01:08:49,424 He was one of us earlier... devoted to the Indian team... 877 01:08:49,525 --> 01:08:50,549 So what's happened to him? 878 01:08:50,659 --> 01:08:52,490 His wife has become devoted to one of the players 879 01:08:52,628 --> 01:08:56,086 Since then he looks at the men in blue and sees red... 880 01:09:03,539 --> 01:09:04,563 Leave me alone. 881 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:38,197 What's up big guy... you done playing the VIP? 882 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:43,296 Mr. Patel, Sir, how's your airport? 883 01:10:44,673 --> 01:10:47,198 Without his permission a pin can't get in... 884 01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:51,368 His job is to keep an eye on ins and outs... 885 01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:53,739 What are you guys? 886 01:10:56,252 --> 01:11:00,689 What are you? A backward caste who's paid to get 887 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,248 A new name so you can hang out with the higher ups... 888 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:07,156 And you... you send your parents off to the mall 889 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:09,493 every morning so that you can turn the heat off at home 890 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:11,259 And keep your electricity bill low... 891 01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:15,867 Don't look at what I do look at how you behave... 892 01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:20,505 Hemu, we've seen all that we need to see... 893 01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:22,702 Now go home... 894 01:11:24,713 --> 01:11:25,737 Come on... 895 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:48,864 If you don't get a donor, your game's over 896 01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:57,407 And it's not that easy to find a kidney 897 01:12:00,416 --> 01:12:02,281 Why am I telling you all this? 898 01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:08,779 Cricket... cricket... my team 899 01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:15,588 You'll die alone 900 01:12:25,741 --> 01:12:31,839 Sir... you know David... you have to make him well... 901 01:12:33,382 --> 01:12:34,474 You have to make him well. 902 01:12:36,552 --> 01:12:38,611 Are you ordering me or requesting me? 903 01:12:39,755 --> 01:12:40,779 Get back to work... 904 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,635 Sir... how is David Abraham? 905 01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,864 He died - Sir, what are you saying? 906 01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:02,341 I'm dead too... you can go and die too... 907 01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:03,468 Hey... you're... 908 01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:11,444 Doctor... can you use a woman's kidney for a man? 909 01:13:11,653 --> 01:13:13,348 Did you find one while cleaning up? 910 01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:15,383 Will my kidney work for David Abraham? 911 01:13:15,791 --> 01:13:17,486 I can work sitting down... 912 01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:19,286 Look, we're talking about kidneys not candy... 913 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,487 Oh give him some instead of me... 914 01:13:20,662 --> 01:13:21,686 It takes time... do your work... 915 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:26,395 Should I try? 916 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,396 Yes? What's the problem? 917 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:38,707 Sir... David... To save David's life- 918 01:13:38,947 --> 01:13:41,745 Look, I'm doing all I can. If it's not enough 919 01:13:41,850 --> 01:13:44,375 You do something. I'm a doctor not a god. 920 01:13:44,553 --> 01:13:45,645 But sir - - Get out. 921 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:23,951 What's going on? 922 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:28,422 In what language should I explain that I don't like this Black guy... 923 01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:31,432 Dad, love isn't based on the colour of one's skin... 924 01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:35,437 Love? His face inspires fear and you say you love this animal? 925 01:14:35,737 --> 01:14:37,602 Don't you ever come near my daughter, ok? 926 01:14:37,806 --> 01:14:38,830 Stop it dad. 927 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:40,599 I've been hearing you rant since I was a kid 928 01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:43,909 We're treated badly here because we're not white 929 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,947 And you're doing the same thing 930 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,473 because we're slightly lighter-skinned than him. 931 01:14:48,584 --> 01:14:49,608 What? 932 01:14:49,751 --> 01:14:50,775 Dad, the problem is in your mind. 933 01:14:50,919 --> 01:14:53,513 You are racist. You are narrow-minded. 934 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,487 You stupid! 935 01:14:55,958 --> 01:14:58,722 I'm older than you, I'm your father, do you understand? 936 01:14:58,827 --> 01:15:00,886 You have to stop meeting this black guy and that's that. 937 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:02,621 Come on - Dad let it be. 938 01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:08,469 I'm eighteen and I know how to live my life. 939 01:15:08,871 --> 01:15:12,466 If I listen to you, I'll become like you... 940 01:15:14,076 --> 01:15:17,477 What do you me like me? What do you mean like me? 941 01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:18,705 What's wrong with me? - I don't know dad. 942 01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:23,643 What's that Indian saying Something about The washer man's dog... 943 01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:30,024 Oh... Now you're going to call your dad a dog? 944 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:35,095 Go ahead. Say it. That's all that's left to say. 945 01:15:35,631 --> 01:15:37,758 Say it directly, why you hiding behind a saying... 946 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,857 Hemu, stop it. What are you doing? 947 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,594 What are you doing here? 948 01:15:41,803 --> 01:15:44,499 You guys leave... go... 949 01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:50,035 Go. And don't let me see your face ever again... 950 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:51,604 Hemu, please stop it. 951 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:52,771 She has the nerve to abuse her father. 952 01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:56,908 Please stop it. Why are you acting this way? 953 01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:04,519 If you go on like this, you'll lose everyone... 954 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:09,522 How is it my fault? Yes... I don't like who I am today. 955 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:16,536 Hemu, nobody likes who are today. 956 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,571 If your family hasn't talked to you in two years 957 01:16:27,182 --> 01:16:28,945 it's not because they've forgotten you 958 01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:32,552 It's because they are sick of your excuses. 959 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:36,953 If your friends have turned against you 960 01:16:38,093 --> 01:16:40,493 it's not because you are a janitor but because you 961 01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:43,656 made them feel small in order to hide your own irrelevance. 962 01:16:46,702 --> 01:16:49,569 Your daughter isn't upset that you have a problem with Silver. 963 01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:54,106 She's upset that you have a problem with the colour of his skin. 964 01:16:56,678 --> 01:16:57,702 You mother didn't send you here to get gifts 965 01:16:57,813 --> 01:16:58,837 like the neighbours. 966 01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:02,575 You came here to make a better life for yourself. 967 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,816 The problem isn't that you cheer for the Indian team 968 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:11,516 but that you are even willing to wear the flag of the U.K. 969 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,117 To prove a point. 970 01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:19,928 Think about it Hemu, how can anyone be happy with you? 971 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,732 It's not yourjob that makes you a small person - it's your attitude 972 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:37,612 I never thought about your happiness 973 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,145 Or our child's happiness Or even my happiness 974 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,753 We could have gone abroad after we got married 975 01:17:46,995 --> 01:17:48,656 We could have had a comfortable life 976 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:50,188 I said no 977 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:52,725 I want to stay here... 978 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:57,638 This is my country, these are my people 979 01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,667 I have a certain responsibility towards them 980 01:18:02,911 --> 01:18:07,177 So I took on this job in a state-run hospital 981 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:11,983 All I thought about were patients, patients, 982 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:13,678 and more patients... 983 01:18:18,927 --> 01:18:20,918 I fell asleep thinking about them... 984 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:23,020 I woke up thinking about them 985 01:18:24,966 --> 01:18:28,993 And yet, they wanted to avoid me... they were afraid of me 986 01:18:30,072 --> 01:18:31,937 They made fun of me when my back was turned 987 01:18:33,809 --> 01:18:36,039 And today, some stranger shows up at the hospital 988 01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:37,711 Someone who is neither a relative nor a friend... 989 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,841 And yet, they are willing to give their lives for him. 990 01:18:43,852 --> 01:18:45,945 And they keep making fun of me... 991 01:18:47,723 --> 01:18:48,815 Because I'm harsh. 992 01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:54,953 What did I do wrong? 993 01:18:55,063 --> 01:18:56,087 "Where I went wrong?" 994 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,871 The answer is within you Satya 995 01:19:14,116 --> 01:19:18,712 Each individual wants a little happiness out of life Satya... 996 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,783 The day you start to breathe a little happiness into their lives 997 01:19:26,828 --> 01:19:28,728 Nobody will avoid you any more... 998 01:19:59,194 --> 01:20:00,218 Morning 999 01:20:14,109 --> 01:20:15,133 Sir... 1000 01:20:15,243 --> 01:20:16,267 Sir... 1001 01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:19,778 Sir... - Yes. 1002 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:26,811 Sir the waiting list is very long but we've found a donor 1003 01:20:26,955 --> 01:20:29,321 And the blood type and HLA factors match... 1004 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:32,293 Oh that's nice. That was quick. 1005 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:33,418 Who is it? 1006 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:06,351 Sir, my dad is in a coma. He's brain dead... 1007 01:21:06,895 --> 01:21:09,022 He's breathing but you know how it is... 1008 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:14,461 But if his kidney can be used by David, it could save his life. 1009 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:18,839 Mum and I have decided to give his kidney to David. 1010 01:21:19,507 --> 01:21:20,872 If I cross paths with him from time to time... 1011 01:21:20,976 --> 01:21:22,409 I'll feel like I'm meeting my father... 1012 01:21:31,019 --> 01:21:32,850 We have to operate asap. 1013 01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:35,849 Congratulations. 1014 01:21:36,157 --> 01:21:37,181 Congratulations Sir. 1015 01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,316 Congratulations David. 1016 01:21:38,426 --> 01:21:39,859 What's up? Sattu's been transferred? 1017 01:21:40,028 --> 01:21:41,052 No no. 1018 01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:44,892 I'll have you transferred out of here... back home. 1019 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:50,099 What are you doing here? You've never asked for my autograph. 1020 01:21:50,205 --> 01:21:51,229 Come back later. 1021 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:54,936 We need to operate on the 26th. 1022 01:21:55,176 --> 01:21:56,200 The 26th of April? 1023 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,903 If it was 26th May it wouldn't be an emergency! 1024 01:21:59,014 --> 01:22:00,914 Don't worry about the date, each day matters... 1025 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,111 But the 26th is a problem dude. 1026 01:22:05,353 --> 01:22:08,151 We're scheduling it for the 26th to solve your problem. 1027 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:11,893 The final is on the 28th. Operate after that. 1028 01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:13,017 You don't have that much time. 1029 01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:16,891 Kidneys don't wear watches. If we delay you'll be dead. 1030 01:22:17,265 --> 01:22:18,994 It's the 26th. Confirmed. 1031 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,326 No, we'll do it after the 28th. 1032 01:22:23,405 --> 01:22:24,895 I said the 26th it is. 1033 01:22:25,006 --> 01:22:26,940 I don't want to hear another word. It will be post the 28th 1034 01:22:33,214 --> 01:22:34,238 Is that a new injection? 1035 01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:38,010 Relax... relax... 1036 01:22:39,020 --> 01:22:40,851 Son, you've got to take care of your wife as if you've got 1037 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,014 the Moon and the stars in your home. 1038 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,182 I want her to be like the moon and the stars... far away. 1039 01:22:45,427 --> 01:22:46,917 You've become as tall as a sugarcane reed 1040 01:22:47,062 --> 01:22:48,120 But your brain weighs less than a cube of sugar. 1041 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:49,929 Fine, make fun of me... 1042 01:22:50,565 --> 01:22:52,931 Go and tell your friends that your son is a dummy. 1043 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:54,325 What else should I call you? 1044 01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:55,528 You couldn't even take care of your wife. 1045 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,195 The name should match the behaviour: Dummy. 1046 01:22:57,405 --> 01:22:59,498 Ok, enough dad. I don't want to argue 1047 01:23:00,241 --> 01:23:02,937 I've decided. I want a divorce... I'm sure. 1048 01:23:05,180 --> 01:23:08,013 Are you my son or a judge... reading out decrees 1049 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,315 It is decided I must leave the college. 1050 01:23:10,418 --> 01:23:12,113 It is decided I must become an actor. 1051 01:23:12,287 --> 01:23:13,948 It is decided I will marry. 1052 01:23:14,122 --> 01:23:15,180 It is decided I will get a divorce. 1053 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,015 Next, if I tell you a thing or two 1054 01:23:17,125 --> 01:23:18,956 you'll be ready to walk out on me. 1055 01:23:19,060 --> 01:23:20,084 Daddy... 1056 01:23:20,195 --> 01:23:21,219 What do you mean daddy... 1057 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,158 You just don't care about relationships. 1058 01:23:24,265 --> 01:23:26,062 Whether it's us or your wife... 1059 01:23:27,202 --> 01:23:32,970 Look son... Kashmira loves you and you don't see it. 1060 01:23:33,274 --> 01:23:34,332 You're off to become an actor 1061 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,979 but first be a star in your own home... like your dad 1062 01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:39,171 Star? Him? 1063 01:23:40,482 --> 01:23:44,282 Why not? Only those who do "big" things are stars? 1064 01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:48,617 Those who are considerate about small things aren't? 1065 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,185 Have you ever considered your wife's happiness? 1066 01:23:53,161 --> 01:23:54,287 Your father has. 1067 01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:57,996 Have you ever really listened to her? 1068 01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:01,093 Your father has. 1069 01:24:02,003 --> 01:24:03,368 We used to fight a lot too... 1070 01:24:04,105 --> 01:24:07,006 But your dad has never threatened to leave me. 1071 01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:12,405 Fine... he may not be the smartest man in the world 1072 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:18,008 But he's an amazing husband... Really. 1073 01:24:20,655 --> 01:24:21,679 Did you hear that dummy? 1074 01:24:23,091 --> 01:24:25,025 Be a man, not a pain in the ass. 1075 01:24:25,660 --> 01:24:28,220 Marriage isn't a cricket match where you simply change the wickets. 1076 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,292 You won the girl over... 1077 01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:31,422 Now show us if you can win your wife over... 1078 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:34,365 Then, even if Dhoni scores a century... 1079 01:24:34,469 --> 01:24:35,493 He'll be a zero compared to you... 1080 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,137 David. 1081 01:24:47,182 --> 01:24:48,206 David. 1082 01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:51,176 How are you David? 1083 01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:53,684 We're all missing you 1084 01:24:54,155 --> 01:24:56,089 Get well soon and come back to the cricket ground... 1085 01:24:56,191 --> 01:24:58,056 Yes... who is it? 1086 01:24:58,359 --> 01:25:01,089 How does it feel to meet your team 1087 01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:05,495 Hey, it's you guys... Come here... 1088 01:25:09,437 --> 01:25:11,098 You're practicing right? 1089 01:25:11,206 --> 01:25:12,230 Yes, we are... 1090 01:25:12,740 --> 01:25:15,208 They're really good, these kids. 1091 01:25:15,743 --> 01:25:22,273 You're pretty good too... nice try Sattu, but unsuccessful. 1092 01:25:25,153 --> 01:25:29,089 The surgery will take place only after the final... right? 1093 01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:30,214 Yes... 1094 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,193 Hemu 1095 01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:42,326 Thank God you came to work today... 1096 01:25:42,770 --> 01:25:44,670 They were going to replace you. 1097 01:25:46,207 --> 01:25:49,540 After 10 years they would fire me for a 10-day absence? 1098 01:25:49,644 --> 01:25:50,235 Who do they think they are? 1099 01:27:04,285 --> 01:27:09,723 There's a commentator, I had performed a surgery on him 1100 01:27:16,431 --> 01:27:18,228 His name is Dogle... 1101 01:27:18,366 --> 01:27:21,199 Not Dogle sir, Bhogle... Mr. Harsha Bhogle 1102 01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:23,597 Find his number... call him... I want to talk to him. 1103 01:27:23,705 --> 01:27:25,502 But sir... - Yes... 1104 01:27:26,374 --> 01:27:27,398 Yes, sir. 1105 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,213 No problem doctor, just tell me what you need. 1106 01:27:33,448 --> 01:27:34,540 Anything for our Chinaman 1107 01:27:34,749 --> 01:27:36,512 Thank you, thank you very much... 1108 01:27:36,651 --> 01:27:39,313 Doctor, it seems you're a cricket fan too... 1109 01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:40,444 Talk softly... 1110 01:27:40,555 --> 01:27:43,217 If someone hears you they'll give you a rabies shot 1111 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:06,442 The surgery will be after the final... happy now? 1112 01:28:06,881 --> 01:28:10,578 I'm happy, but I'm really impressed with you 1113 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:13,447 After all the resistance, you finally joined our team. 1114 01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:07,331 Sir, what exactly do you want to do? 1115 01:29:07,608 --> 01:29:10,441 David wants to watch a match, so he'll watch a match... 1116 01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:11,702 A fake match? 1117 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,338 A real match, but in our style. 1118 01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:17,316 But David will figure it out right away... 1119 01:29:17,785 --> 01:29:20,253 Forget that, tell me what the symptoms are of the 1120 01:29:20,355 --> 01:29:21,652 final stage of kidney failure? 1121 01:29:22,390 --> 01:29:25,325 Nausea, vomiting, skin pigmentation, easy bleeding 1122 01:29:25,493 --> 01:29:29,896 And? You're forgetting an important symptom 1123 01:29:29,997 --> 01:29:33,330 Delirium, confusion, anterograde amnesia. 1124 01:29:34,902 --> 01:29:38,338 Your mind gets weaker, you're always confused... 1125 01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:26,416 Good morning, FedEx. May I help you? 1126 01:30:26,554 --> 01:30:30,957 Hi, this is Harsha Bhogle. I have a parcel to be sent to Mumbai. 1127 01:30:31,426 --> 01:30:33,451 It's very urgent. It has to get there tomorrow... 1128 01:30:33,995 --> 01:30:36,555 Tomorrow seems difficult sir, but we'll try our best. 1129 01:30:36,697 --> 01:30:38,528 I'd really appreciate it if you could... 1130 01:30:38,766 --> 01:30:40,461 We'll have your parcel picked up sir... 1131 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:12,524 Good morning. 1132 01:31:12,633 --> 01:31:13,657 Morning Sir. 1133 01:31:13,801 --> 01:31:15,462 We haven't chatted with you in three days... 1134 01:31:15,570 --> 01:31:16,559 We missed it. 1135 01:31:16,671 --> 01:31:17,695 Three days? 1136 01:31:17,805 --> 01:31:19,432 Yes of course... If you had slept another day, 1137 01:31:19,574 --> 01:31:21,474 You would have had to watch the highlights of the final. 1138 01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,436 You mean today is the final? 1139 01:31:23,611 --> 01:31:26,444 Yes, it's today. And we're all set. 1140 01:31:27,682 --> 01:31:30,446 Look Sir, India's in the finals... 1141 01:31:30,585 --> 01:31:32,450 Hey you've got the blue uniform... 1142 01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,450 Organize one for me too brother... 1143 01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:36,548 And you've got the newspaper... 1144 01:31:36,757 --> 01:31:37,781 Let's see who all are playing 1145 01:31:37,892 --> 01:31:38,916 It's an India-England final sir 1146 01:32:05,119 --> 01:32:07,679 The match doesn't seem ok... something's wrong 1147 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:10,582 Nothing's wrong 1148 01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,688 It's come too easy so it's not valued. 1149 01:32:14,795 --> 01:32:16,490 I'm talking about this place. 1150 01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:20,493 India's losing but nobody here looks tense... 1151 01:32:21,102 --> 01:32:22,933 Tense? We're really upset... 1152 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,870 I'm so upset I've drenched three tissues and eaten one. 1153 01:32:35,683 --> 01:32:37,446 Hey the day that Sachin scored a century 1154 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:38,780 you two had held hands right? 1155 01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:40,513 No sir, that was- 1156 01:32:40,621 --> 01:32:42,555 Hold hands... 1157 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,146 Oh God this guy's stuck on the field... he's not getting out... 1158 01:33:49,790 --> 01:33:50,916 Sanction one more thing Sattu 1159 01:33:51,025 --> 01:33:52,049 Tell me... what? 1160 01:33:52,627 --> 01:33:55,528 Tell Ganesh to stand on that chair on one leg 1161 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:56,722 so that he gets out. 1162 01:33:58,199 --> 01:34:00,861 Ok, Ganesh, come on pick up one leg. 1163 01:34:00,968 --> 01:34:01,992 What sir? 1164 01:34:02,269 --> 01:34:04,601 Stand on the chair on one leg. 1165 01:34:04,772 --> 01:34:05,796 Here? 1166 01:34:05,906 --> 01:34:07,601 Do what he says... 1167 01:34:18,019 --> 01:34:19,043 Hi 1168 01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,621 Hi... Hi Kashmira - Hi. 1169 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:23,715 How was the day? 1170 01:34:23,824 --> 01:34:26,622 Amazing day! I took some fabulous pictures. 1171 01:34:26,727 --> 01:34:27,751 Really? 1172 01:34:27,862 --> 01:34:29,625 Ya, I can't wait to develop those pictures... 1173 01:34:29,730 --> 01:34:30,754 Oh lovely. 1174 01:34:30,865 --> 01:34:32,730 You're coming right? - Of course I'm coming... 1175 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:33,891 Go ahead and change and I'll join you. 1176 01:34:34,001 --> 01:34:36,162 Ok. Back in a minute, Ok? 1177 01:34:40,675 --> 01:34:42,575 That's what's really nice about you two... 1178 01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:43,939 You have common interests 1179 01:34:45,346 --> 01:34:46,677 Honestly speaking Kash... 1180 01:34:47,715 --> 01:34:49,649 I'm not at all interested in photography. 1181 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:52,744 So... then how come... 1182 01:34:53,220 --> 01:34:55,245 He can develop the photographs by himself. 1183 01:34:55,990 --> 01:35:00,654 But if I'm with him he feels that I'm sharing his joy 1184 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:04,597 By spending an hour in the dark room with him I get 1185 01:35:04,699 --> 01:35:08,226 his attention and affection for the remaining 23. 1186 01:35:46,841 --> 01:35:47,865 Hello? 1187 01:35:48,042 --> 01:35:49,066 Hi. 1188 01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,104 Hi. 1189 01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:57,718 I was thinking... if you're free... 1190 01:35:57,818 --> 01:35:58,842 Maybe we could go out for dinner tonight? 1191 01:36:01,856 --> 01:36:04,654 Tonight isn't possible... We have to organize a party 1192 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:07,250 for Vidhi's wedding. 1193 01:36:07,795 --> 01:36:08,819 Only girls, no boys? 1194 01:36:09,764 --> 01:36:10,856 Only one boy. 1195 01:36:10,965 --> 01:36:11,989 Who? 1196 01:36:12,099 --> 01:36:14,727 A male stripper. We still need to organize that... 1197 01:36:14,869 --> 01:36:17,736 A male stripper! What's wrong with you girls? 1198 01:36:17,905 --> 01:36:18,963 You're going to start stripping boys now? 1199 01:36:19,073 --> 01:36:22,099 Oh come on Saby. Now don't say you have a problem 1200 01:36:22,209 --> 01:36:24,370 with this too... You had a bachelor party, didn't you? 1201 01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:25,837 Yes. 1202 01:36:26,046 --> 01:36:27,775 So? Guys can do what they want 1203 01:36:27,882 --> 01:36:29,873 only girls shouldn't have any fun! 1204 01:36:31,919 --> 01:36:34,752 Ok, if your party happens to get cancelled... 1205 01:36:35,322 --> 01:36:36,346 Let's catch up 1206 01:36:37,391 --> 01:36:41,088 The party's on... whether we find a male stripper or not 1207 01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:46,197 And anyway, isn't your cricket final on tonight? 1208 01:36:47,134 --> 01:36:49,125 Wouldn't that interest you more than dinner? 1209 01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:51,795 Hmm, that's true. 1210 01:37:47,027 --> 01:37:49,825 I've been watching you... your bank papers, 1211 01:37:49,997 --> 01:37:53,262 your work papers... your records are clean. 1212 01:37:58,138 --> 01:37:59,833 You've passed every test. 1213 01:38:00,941 --> 01:38:02,772 I couldn't find anything to prove that you do not deserve 1214 01:38:02,877 --> 01:38:04,845 to be a citizen of this country 1215 01:38:06,347 --> 01:38:09,510 So it's yours... take it. 1216 01:38:16,891 --> 01:38:19,860 Now I get it, when it no longer means anything... 1217 01:38:20,027 --> 01:38:21,051 I beg your pardon... 1218 01:38:22,897 --> 01:38:23,955 No sir... nothing. 1219 01:38:24,899 --> 01:38:28,130 Anyway, congratulations. You are British now. 1220 01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,037 It's a stripper!! 1221 01:41:07,327 --> 01:41:08,351 Who told you? 1222 01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:10,121 Mr. Cook. 1223 01:41:21,075 --> 01:41:23,475 This sari... is for your mom, from me... 1224 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:31,210 And this suit is for your brother. 1225 01:41:31,351 --> 01:41:33,182 Who knows when we'll get to go to India... 1226 01:41:36,557 --> 01:41:37,581 All the best! 1227 01:41:43,163 --> 01:41:44,187 Cheers man. 1228 01:41:49,203 --> 01:41:54,072 Really... I feel small compared to them... 1229 01:41:57,111 --> 01:42:02,344 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Thank you 1230 01:42:09,690 --> 01:42:17,096 Yes... yes Mom... I'm coming... 1231 01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:23,092 What Jignesh? Thank you. 1232 01:42:24,538 --> 01:42:28,531 I'm coming. Thanks. 1233 01:42:40,154 --> 01:42:41,280 Hey Dad... Congrats. 1234 01:42:45,192 --> 01:42:48,059 I'm so happy today... I need something black- 1235 01:42:48,162 --> 01:42:50,221 Black keeps the evil eye away. 1236 01:42:51,765 --> 01:42:54,131 Your blackie is standing outside... and you - 1237 01:42:54,301 --> 01:42:55,325 Dad. 1238 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:02,142 I missed the point all along- 1239 01:43:02,242 --> 01:43:05,678 If you put a Hindu priest in a church, he'll still pray to Ram 1240 01:43:08,782 --> 01:43:13,719 I was so desperate to change my circumstances 1241 01:43:14,188 --> 01:43:16,179 that I had started to change myself... 1242 01:43:18,292 --> 01:43:19,316 Sorry Priya. 1243 01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:21,252 It's ok. 1244 01:43:37,811 --> 01:43:41,406 Are you crazy? You're going to strip in front of so many women? 1245 01:43:42,549 --> 01:43:43,607 You're going to dance like that? 1246 01:43:44,585 --> 01:43:46,177 I don't like all this... 1247 01:43:48,222 --> 01:43:50,213 I don't like it if someone else thinks of you... 1248 01:43:51,658 --> 01:43:53,421 You don't like it if someone else touches me... 1249 01:43:55,229 --> 01:43:57,220 If this isn't love, then what is baby? 1250 01:44:02,569 --> 01:44:06,198 In any case I'm doing all this for you... 1251 01:44:10,344 --> 01:44:13,643 If you had done this earlier... 1252 01:44:16,250 --> 01:44:17,342 Sachin and Dhoni would be nobodies... 1253 01:44:20,787 --> 01:44:26,225 I promise... from now on you're my first priority 1254 01:44:28,695 --> 01:44:30,788 Promise - 100% 1255 01:44:32,299 --> 01:44:33,323 Ok. 1256 01:44:35,736 --> 01:44:37,226 I promise that after today... 1257 01:44:38,272 --> 01:44:42,265 I won't stop you from watching cricket either... 1258 01:44:42,409 --> 01:44:44,240 You sure? 100%... 1259 01:44:44,511 --> 01:44:46,172 There's still half an hour left in the match... 1260 01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,338 can we go watch it... please? 1261 01:44:47,547 --> 01:44:49,640 Please, please... You have no idea how hard to control myself... 1262 01:44:55,355 --> 01:44:56,379 What? 1263 01:44:56,490 --> 01:44:57,514 At least get dressed... 1264 01:45:10,671 --> 01:45:12,332 Hey Chinaman 1265 01:45:19,313 --> 01:45:22,874 I harassed you so much and you still saved my life... 1266 01:45:23,383 --> 01:45:26,216 You're an excellent doctor... but when it comes to 1267 01:45:26,320 --> 01:45:30,279 Match-fixing, you're an absolute zero! 1268 01:45:30,457 --> 01:45:31,481 What do you mean? 1269 01:45:31,892 --> 01:45:34,452 Harsha and Wilkins were not in this World Cup at all... 1270 01:45:35,329 --> 01:45:37,320 Did they win a quiz show and pop up in the finals? 1271 01:45:40,434 --> 01:45:41,526 You got caught didn't you? 1272 01:45:42,803 --> 01:45:44,896 If you knew why did we put on the whole show? 1273 01:45:45,339 --> 01:45:47,330 You wanted to fix my kidney 1274 01:45:47,774 --> 01:45:49,469 and I wanted to fix a smile on your face. 1275 01:45:50,344 --> 01:45:51,402 Both got done. 1276 01:45:54,481 --> 01:45:55,505 Now I'll watch the finals. 1277 01:45:57,351 --> 01:45:58,409 The real ones... 1278 01:45:58,618 --> 01:45:59,642 Yeah, the real ones... 95571