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Oh my God, it was so hot out there.

Mom, I'm so hungry.

I know, guys.

It was so hot out there. I can't wait to get my freaking clothes off.

Mom!

What? You guys swear like we're not hot or something.

So, you guys hungry?

I'm starving.

As well.

Oh my god.

You little girls are so fucking rude.

Anyway. He's a big dog. He's a big dog.

Anyway.

He doesn't even have money.

Okay, I know, but he's got something I like, so.

Like what?

A great dick personality.

Everybody likes you. Yeah.

So, look, ladies, let's not call him stepdaddy. We should just call him dad,

okay?

I'm not calling him my dad. I call him dad.

I'm sorry you call him dad. You call him dad.

I do call him dad.

No, you don't. That's another channel that you guys are watching.

So, what? What kind of trouble do you girls get into?

Knock it. That's hot.

Is he hot?

Of course.

What about you?

No. She doesn't get it. Yeah, right.

Uh -uh. Yeah, right. She plays hard to get, but we all know she got two, right?

That's why she's lying.

I don't know.

I mean, there was this guy there, but I saw her.

You did?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know what she did. She went in the back of the camp or what?

No, she went into that porter pocket.

She's a classy girl.

That's right.

She's going to get what she wants.

I want to sleep with somebody important. I just said you did.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Okay. Now, tell me, would you kill for this?

Which one?

The two.

Exactly. I told you I know my daughters well. Okay.

I know you guys like things like this. A lot.

All of them have counselors.

Mm -hmm. You guys want to, like, corrupt their authority?

Mm -hmm. It was, like, cute how they were all, like, don't make out with all

boys. All, like, authoritative and shit. We're going to go back home.

Oh, my God.

I love radio.

Well. I figured you guys would, though.

Yeah.

Well. So, anyway.

It was lots of fun. I'm going to go back next year, and I'm going to start

school.

No.

Okay.

I don't know. You guys could always go on a study.

Yeah. Ooh, hot male teacher.

But are you going to teach it?

He'll be the hot male teacher.

Exactly. Pay attention.

The one with the guy with the heart.

Yeah. No.

No? Are you going to get distracted?

I would.

Okay, ladies. Well, look. I'm going to need you guys to go to bed early

Why?

Because you have school morning.

No, that's not fair. I haven't seen my friends.

And I need new clothes. You need to take me shopping.

You guys can get everything you want. But ladies need their beauty rest.

Can't have any girls walking around looking like who knows what. Something

unkempt.

That's not how it is.

Whatever. I'm not tired. I'm not going to sleep.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm going to stay up all night and not sleep.

Whatever. That's on you. If you want your birthday at school to be like

girl. That didn't get any play. Everybody knows that we're already the

anyway. So even if we were to show up, I'll say it wouldn't even fucking

Are you guys that cool?

I'm not.

You're going to earn yourself a cool reputation.

Yeah, maybe not with all the other girls at this school.

I mean, maybe not. Fuck those bitches.

Anyway.

Okay, look, I'll keep you shopping.

I'll give you guys all the good stuff and everything else.

If you guys are going to have to do, you can report me.

Okay? You need to show up at school on time.

It's the only thing I ask. Be on time.

I don't care how disheveled are your eyes.

So long as the boys still think you're hot.

Nah.

Okay, well, look.

I guess I like us better.

There's everything you want and everything else, but I'm fucking tired.

Yeah.

I'm a little tired as well.

To be honest, we partied pretty hard last night.

Maybe I'm a little bit hungover, so before we go shopping, Can you just sit

little bit?

Okay. Well, look.

Ew.

God. Come on. Come on. She's so gross.

Whatever. Hey, guys. Good to find him.

I'll be back.

Tell me to hi.

Yeah. Tell me to hi.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be in soon.

Hi, baby.

Hi. What are you doing?

I'm brushing my teeth and getting ready to shave.

Oh. Okay,

well, me and my girls are going to go ahead and take a nap.

Okay, sounds good.

Okay, see you soon.

Put on a movie or something.

Make some popcorn.

Or meat.

Girl.

What? I have some really cute peaches I got for you.

They were, like, on sale in Beverly Hills, so they're not, like, black.

They were on sale.

They're cute. Okay, shut up and look at them.

I don't want to wear any of this and fail.

You know

what?

I'm going to spend all my fucking money on bullshit.

All right, then.

Okay, check it out.

I'm going to go ahead and throw it out for you guys.

So I've got these ones, those ones, and that.

Do you guys like my new blanket? All right.

I guess.

God. Of course you are. Try them on. Stay fit.

Otherwise, I'm going to take them back and buy myself something.

Thanks, Mom. Really. No problem.

I don't want to get off the bed.

But yeah, this is my new bedspread, girl.

What do you think? I put a little lavender oil in it. It should be quite

relaxing.

Well, it's nice. When did you get all lavender oily?

Where did I find lavender oil? No, like, when did you get all lavender oil? I

started becoming very holistic.

And haven't you guys noticed the new health trend? Yeah, and you kind of do

good.

Someone told me I was fat, okay?

That's why I got it. What does that have to do with anything? I don't know. I

want to relax, though.

Because I was all upset about it for a minute. Here we go.

I tried in my sophomore year and it didn't fit. I'm not going to tell you.

not going to tell you. I have.

I stroke my throat a little bit. I've tried it and it's not bad. You guys are

going to see what happens.

They're 18 years old, I think.

As soon as I get home, I'm going to take them to the wood.

I like it. I like money, so I can do it. Do you know?

Do you think girls can handle that?

Can you just choose or choose your parents?

They're diverse.

Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Ew. Ew.

Ew.

Ew.

That's going on here. Okay. As I get older, the pussy gets fatter.

Really? Yeah, what do you think?

It does look kind of fatter.

I didn't mean to say that.

Can you think, so, you're old normally at my age, you're going to need to get a

support job.

Yeah, because you're going to get big fat mammary.

You're going to get a big fat baby.

I hope.

And 25.

If they're not there by 25, I owe you guys a new job. Okay.

Deal. Deal.

Okay. They do feel a lot bigger.

Yeah.

Do you know pregnant?

Pregnant?

God. That's so loud.

Another one of us walking around.

I don't know, but if I was. Who?

Her husband.

Oh, yeah. What?

What? She doesn't even know who the dad would be. Come on. Who is that? Oh, my

God. It's been an episode of my favorite argument show.

Anyway.

I really love taking my bra off at the end of the day. Do you? Yes.

It is like the most rewarding thing. You ever wear one?

What's the point?

I really like chocolate, too. Okay.

I think you should leave late.

Tomorrow.

Yeah. Don't get ahead of yourself, right? I mean, like, yeah. We're setting

small, short -term goals Thursday.

Like, now.

I'm so tired.

Okay.

Let's crash out.

Well,

I guess I'll pay my, uh...

Why are you still talking?

Go to sleep.

Go to sleep, Mom.

Mom, I'm taking a nap. Night, night, sweet angel.

I'm tired.

Go to sleep.

It's been like 20 minutes.

What the fuck?

How are you doing?

Shh.

Get away from your mother.

Mmm.