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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,088 previously on Desperate Housewives 2 00:00:05,088 --> 00:00:06,173 I'm gonna die, 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,800 and I'd like to know what happened to my daughterbefore I do. 4 00:00:08,884 --> 00:00:10,802 When it comes to wisteria lane, 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,721 there are old crimes... 6 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:17,142 new crimes... 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:20,270 as soon as it gets dark,we get rid of that body. 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,481 And crimes that are happening... 9 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,277 right under everyone's nose. 10 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,321 I'm thinkingit's the applewhites. 11 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,912 Jim halverson was aware that he had little to offer a woman. 12 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,707 He was neither rich,nor smart,nor handsome. 13 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,751 Are you jim?I'm susan mayer. 14 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:47,548 So when his friend set him up on a blind date with a beautiful stranger... 15 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,968 wow,you're so much hotterthan nikki said you'd be. 16 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:52,719 How old are you? 17 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,304 How olddo you think I am? 18 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,516 Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny. 19 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,768 Not a day over 50. 20 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,771 why don't weget our table? 21 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,606 Well,no,see,that was funny, 22 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,525 because you'reso obviously not 50. 23 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:08,402 That's why I said 50,'cause it's absurd. 24 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,155 Jim did everything he could to get susan mayer to laugh. 25 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,199 He tried racial humor... 26 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,160 so guess what time chinesepeople go to the dentist? 27 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:18,787 2:30. 28 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,125 uh,get it?"Tooth-hurty?" 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,002 Tooth-hurty. 30 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:26,587 I love that. 31 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,214 He tried to be engagingly risqu?.. 32 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,258 rectum?Damn near killed him! 33 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,680 you know whata rectum is,right? 34 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:42,102 he even tried gentle teasing. 35 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,105 No,no,you see,by comparing you to a nazi, 36 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,483 I was making the pointthat you're so not a nazi. 37 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,735 -You're like the-- -and just when jim 38 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,446 thought the date couldn't get any worse.... 39 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,493 ...It did. 40 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,371 Okay,jim,I need you to look up... 41 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,957 and down. 42 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:06,001 All right,so,how did this happen? 43 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,085 It was an accident. 44 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,337 Oh,I don't knowabout that. 45 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:11,423 In some cultureshead-butting is a mating ritual. 46 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:15,886 Dr. Mccready,can italk to you about my head? 47 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,306 Away from...the draft? 48 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,518 you can call medr. Ron. Everyone does. 49 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,061 dr. Ron... 50 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,023 I need you to pretendthere's something wrong with me and admit me for the night. 51 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:28,941 I'm sorry? 52 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,109 This is the worst dateI have ever been on in my life. 53 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,196 That man is the most obnoxious, offensive,annoying human being. 54 00:02:34,196 --> 00:02:35,948 And you're looking at melike I'm crazy right now, 55 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,783 but I will be if I spendone more second with him. 56 00:02:37,783 --> 00:02:39,535 So you gotta help me.You gotta do something. 57 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,495 It's my mental health.My mental health! 58 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,080 You took an oath. 59 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,166 Could you let goof my lapel,please? 60 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:48,961 Oh,sorry. 61 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,130 Um,listen,I'm sorryyour date's not going well. 62 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,383 But I can'tadmit you,susan. 63 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,094 Right. Right. 64 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,431 Jim,let's,uh,let's takea look at those reflexes. 65 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,809 Okay,I got a jokefor you,doctor. 66 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:07,354 What's the correct medical term for the circumcisionof a rabbit? 67 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,940 Hare cut. 68 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,652 I don't--I always-- 69 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:17,322 jim,I'm gonna needto keep you here for awhile,run some tests. 70 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,490 Really? I-- 71 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,450 yeah,I'm still worried about that bump on your head here. 72 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,994 That's still... 73 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,412 and,susan, 74 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,372 you're good to go. 75 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,499 And though it only lasted a moment, 76 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,461 jim caught the look that passed between his date... 77 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,255 and his doctor. 78 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,841 Thank you so much,dr. Ron. 79 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,343 And he suddenly got the feeling 80 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,388 the joke was on him. 81 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:51,273 www.ydy.com/bbs Proudly Presents 82 00:03:57,321 --> 00:04:03,493 Sync: YTET-gagegao -==www.ydy.com/bbs==- 83 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:21,178 Desperate Housewives Season 02 Episode 12 84 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:29,478 The annual blood drive was a tradition on wisteria lane. 85 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:33,732 Most residents came to help promote health and well-being, 86 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:38,237 but my friends turned up for a different reason. 87 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,989 They were growing increasingly concerned 88 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:45,911 that their street was infected with a dangerous kind of sickness. 89 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:50,249 And they came to consult with one another about a possible cure. 90 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,960 great, she caught me staring. 91 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,587 Have you guys noticed how friendly betty's been 92 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,548 since that body was found in front of her house? 93 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,049 I don't trust friendly women. 94 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,176 That's okay. They don't trust you,either. 95 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:04,513 I just know those two have something to do with that dead body. 96 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,181 Do we even know who he is? 97 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:09,184 Well,the paper said the police are withholding the details. 98 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,937 Bree,maybe you should call in a favor from your police detective pal, 99 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:12,688 have him poke around. 100 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,189 That's a great idea. 101 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,608 You could have him do a background check on the applewhites. 102 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,610 I don't think I can do that. 103 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,279 Why not? You said he was nice. 104 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:24,366 Well,once he stopped suspecting me of murdering rex he was delightful,but,um... 105 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,326 I don't really know him. 106 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,620 Well,somebody has to do something, 'cause I'm losing sleep. 107 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,038 Betty! Matthew. 108 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,207 Hello,everybody. 109 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:36,128 Susan,a little birdie told me you're having a birthday soon. 110 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:38,338 We should all go out and celebrate. 111 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:39,965 Super. 112 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,049 Sounds like a plan. 113 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,050 Count me in. 114 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,011 bye. 115 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,137 See ya. 116 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:48,140 So why are you everybody's best friend all of a sudden? 117 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,350 If there was ever a time to be neighborly, 118 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,727 this is it. 119 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,187 We're idiots for staying here. 120 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:56,565 I mean,we should've hit the road as soon as they found monroe's body. 121 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,067 I mean,how do we know he didn't tell foster where we're hiding? 122 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,486 Because if he had,foster would've shown up by now. 123 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,031 And besides,if we take off, what are we gonna live on? 124 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,908 I have all of our money tied up in this house. 125 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,409 So why not just sell it? 126 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,911 Patience,matthew. 127 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,287 If we take off right away, 128 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,788 it'll look suspicious. 129 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,583 Now what we need is a story-- 130 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,502 a reason for us to move. 131 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:22,841 Look at this,a-b negative. 132 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,427 Yeah,it's the rarest of all blood types. 133 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,596 Well,there must be something in the water around these parts. 134 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,598 You're my second a-b negative today. 135 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,724 Seriously? 136 00:06:31,517 --> 00:06:33,268 Uh,who was it? 137 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,437 That guy. 138 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,159 Hi,bree. 139 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,202 Oh,hi. 140 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:53,580 I just wanted to thank you for your advice on my azaleas. 141 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,082 They're just thriving. 142 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,875 Oh,it was no trouble at all. 143 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:00,045 Such a shame I may not be around to enjoy them. 144 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,257 Well,my mother has taken ill. 145 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,633 And matthew and I, 146 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,385 we'll probably go and visit her. 147 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,470 We may even be moving. 148 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,222 We just don't know yet. 149 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:13,183 Oh,well, where does she live? 150 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,018 Oh,back in chicago. 151 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,771 Is it serious? 152 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:20,440 I-I don't know yet. 153 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:24,820 Well,obviously,I'll be speaking with her doctor. 154 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,990 Oh,betty,if there's anything I can do, anything at all... 155 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,408 thank you. 156 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,743 You've already done so much. 157 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,162 Bye. 158 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:44,798 That dr. Ron called. 159 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,884 He needs to see you for a follow-up appointment. 160 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:49,094 He needs to see me or he wants to see me? 161 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,096 Jeez,mom,how cute is this guy? 162 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,514 Oh,he could be cuter... 163 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,725 but I don't know how. 164 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,268 So ask him out. 165 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,645 Oh,no, I can't do that. 166 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,356 Mom,he's a cute surgeon. What's the problem? 167 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:02,941 He's young. 168 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,359 Young? 169 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,944 Younger than me. 170 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,362 How much younger? 171 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,616 Let's just say if I was a senior in high school, 172 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,493 I'd be saying,"wow, you're a hot fifth grader." 173 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,163 Oh,well,of course it's gonna sound gross if you say it that way. 174 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,999 But you're both adults.So why not just ask him out? 175 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,335 'Cause the conversation could go something like this, 176 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,921 "dr. Ron,I think you're hot." 177 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,672 "Oh,well,thank you,ma'am. 178 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,675 "Now I think it's time we talk about your hip replacement." 179 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,678 Mom,you're hot 180 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,972 and funny and nice. 181 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:37,309 And... clearly desperate, and guys are into that. 182 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,145 Play to your strengths. 183 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:51,949 Thank god you're home. 184 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,909 What's wrong? Pat said youtold her it was an emergency! 185 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,994 The boys weresent home from school. 186 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:59,581 What? Why? I called.The machine kept picking up. 187 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,291 I know. I know.Look,I... 188 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,086 they've got chicken pox. 189 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,047 Chicken pox?That's the emergency? 190 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,674 They'retotally contagious. 191 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,883 Not to us. 192 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,718 They are to me!I've never had it. 193 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,220 Well,you nevertold me that. 194 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,806 You know,the point is,I can't go in there. 195 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,349 It's a hot zone. 196 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:20,477 Well,tom,somebody'sgotta take care of our kids. 197 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,603 Exactly. 198 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,188 And since you're immune-- 199 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,315 oh,you've gotta be kidding!I have to get back to work! 200 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,192 Just for a couple of days,until they're not contagious. 201 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,570 It is not the ebola virus.It's chicken pox. 202 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:31,405 You are being a baby. 203 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,781 Yes,I am. 204 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,699 Okay. 205 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,868 And if you thinkI'm being a baby now, 206 00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:38,871 do I need to remind youof what I'm like when I'm sick? 207 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,374 Remember that timeI had strep throat? 208 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,544 We wound upin marriage counseling. 209 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,714 I'll call the office. 210 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,135 Thanks,honey. 211 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,804 Uh,mrs. Solis,I gotta talk to you. 212 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,432 Ralph,if this is about luis overwateringthe hydrangeas again, 213 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:01,435 I told you, no one likes a tattletale. 214 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,769 My wife left me. 215 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,272 Oh,I'm sorry. 216 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,150 I didn't know you and bonitawere having problems. 217 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,234 We weren't. 218 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,820 Uh,it was all of a sudden. She just packed her bagsand left. 219 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,281 She said I have an illness, and I need to get help. 220 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,241 Why? 221 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:19,870 There's nothingwrong with me.I just like to look atpretty ladies on the internet. 222 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,540 And sure,they're not always dressed, 223 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,501 and sometimes,there's more than one. 224 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,295 But I only go tothe classy web sites. 225 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,006 There's some really sick stuffout there, mrs. Solis. 226 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:31,840 Ralph! 227 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,175 Make your point. 228 00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:36,386 Um,last night,uh,I found this new web site. 229 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,764 And there wasa picture of a lady sitting on a bearskin rug 230 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:42,100 with nothing on except for a little pointyelf hat. It was very festive. 231 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,562 Uh,ralph,why are youtelling me this? 232 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,940 I'm sorry.It's just,um... 233 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,360 ahem. I think you reallyneed to see this. 234 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,240 Oh,my god! 235 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:58,617 The lighting looks greaton you,mrs. Solis. 236 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:01,912 I mean,most of the time,you have to squint at the screen to see anything really good. 237 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,623 And not here,no,sir,that's good. 238 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:08,669 Well,um,thank you,ralph, for bringing thisto my attention. 239 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,755 Uh,mrs. Solis,I was wondering... 240 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,715 would you sign that for me? 241 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,177 Oh,okay. 242 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,656 where have you been? 243 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,034 Why didn't you cometo see me? 244 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,287 I came every sunday. 245 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,706 You were just too out of it to know I was here. 246 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,041 I think you're lying. 247 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,630 But then again,these days, I think everyone'sbeen lying to me. 248 00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,009 The thing is,you're here now. 249 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,680 So tell mewhat I wanna know. 250 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,934 Did you find the manwho killed my daughter? 251 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,280 It was a guy namedtodd forrest-- 252 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,283 this lowlife drug dealer. 253 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,076 He got her hooked again. 254 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,079 She tried to steal from him,and he killed her. 255 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,041 And I killed him. 256 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,717 I thought hearing thatwould make you happy. 257 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,303 I thought it would,too. 258 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,056 But it doesn't. 259 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,478 I'm sorry. 260 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,856 I wanna start your I.V.,But your veins are kinda bad. 261 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,733 Well,here,let me help you. 262 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,237 What the hellare you doing? 263 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,447 You're crazy! 264 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,991 You're fired.Get out. 265 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,626 So I guesswe're done then? 266 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:14,962 Yeah. 267 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,467 You,uh... 268 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,971 you gonna come see me again? 269 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,100 You planning on havingan open casket? 270 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,328 Hey,guys. 271 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:49,997 Hi,lynette. 272 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,248 Hi,carlos. 273 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,959 All right! A reuben?How sweet is that? 274 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086 Lunch brought rightto the golf course. 275 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,130 I hear you got somepretty sick kids in there. 276 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,590 Oh,it's justchicken pox. 277 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,593 But braveheart here will onlycome in to sleep and shower. 278 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,927 I can't say I blame him. 279 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,470 I wouldn't want to beshooting blanks either. 280 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,639 Be well,my man, 281 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:08,557 Bye,lynette. 282 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,850 See you later. 283 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,562 I'm sorry,what did he mean,"shooting blanks"? 284 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,147 Oh,it's nothing. 285 00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,607 There's justa small chance 286 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,318 of sterility if a grown mangets chicken pox,so... 287 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,154 we're not having any more kids. Why would it matter? 288 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,031 I don't know.You know,survival instinct? 289 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,035 So that if you're the last manto survive a nuclear holocaust, 290 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,912 you could repopulatethe planet? 291 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,580 No,all I'm saying is that, 292 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,707 god forbid something wereto happen to either one of us, 293 00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,627 I'd want either one of usto have,you know,options. 294 00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,883 So you're sayingthat if I died... 295 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,136 you would want a second wifeand a family? 296 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,055 Maybe. 297 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,642 I can't believe you'veactually thought about this! 298 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,809 Haven't you? 299 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,312 Thought about who I'd marryif you died? 300 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,730 Hmm. No. 301 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,816 Well,honey,it's a back-upplan. I'm not gonna use it. 302 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,151 Then why have it? 303 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,195 Well,I don't know,because... 304 00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,781 it's like,there's this door,right? 305 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,617 And I'm not planning on actuallygoing through it 306 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,328 because I'm so happyin the room that I'm in. 307 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,957 But in case of fire or flood, 308 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,126 it's comforting to knowthat the door is unlocked. 309 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,838 Honey,I'm notthrough with that! 310 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:25,092 Yeah,well,why don't you have your second wifemake you lunch,okay? Oops! 311 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,301 You... 312 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,681 bree,uh, 313 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,558 I have to say,I was,uh, 314 00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,434 I was very pleasedto get your call. 315 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,062 I mean,I'm surprised you'd wantto have anything to do with me 316 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,439 given our recent history. 317 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,318 Oh,you mean your having suspected me of murdering my husband? 318 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,029 Detective,that is allwater under the bridge now. 319 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,866 I am very gladto hear you say that. 320 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,827 Although,I have to confess,I do have an ulterior motive. 321 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,829 I need to ask you a favor. 322 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,748 Oh,well,shoot,whatever I can do. 323 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,168 We have these,um,new neighbors-- the applewhites. 324 00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:02,129 It's a mother and her son. They just moved here from chicago. 325 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,339 And they seem very nice. But there's-- 326 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,466 there's something about themthat'S... 327 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,676 off. 328 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,760 They're... 329 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,387 odd. 330 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,305 Odd? 331 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,390 Yeah,they're secretiveand watchful. 332 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,767 And there was a dead bodyfound in front of their house. 333 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,646 I can't run a background checkon your neighbors for being odd. 334 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,110 Is that why youwanted to see me? To-- 335 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,612 to ask me that? 336 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,655 Yeah,why? 337 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,285 Well,I just--during the investigation, 338 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,662 I just thought there wasa kind of a,um... 339 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,748 spark between us. 340 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,751 You know,I thoughtthis might be a date. 341 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,172 Uh,no. 342 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,467 I just wanted to ask you a favor. 343 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,136 Fine,no harm done. 344 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,224 When do I ever getto have lunch with sucha lovely lady anyway? 345 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,017 Date or... 346 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,478 no date. 347 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,648 Are you sure that you can'tcheck on the applewhites? 348 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,566 I mean,I just knowthat there's something there. 349 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,653 And,you know,I havea sixth sense about people. 350 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:11,365 And yet,you got engaged to the man who murdered your husband. 351 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,538 Well,your blood pressurelooks fine. 352 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,373 You're free to go,mrs. Mayer. 353 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,959 You mean,I'm notgonna see dr. Ron? 354 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,544 Well,I do the follow-up exams. 355 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,879 Dr. Ron only comes inif there's a problem. 356 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,257 Oh,well,maybe I shouldgo ahead and see him anyway, 357 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,591 just to be safe. 358 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,425 I'm sorry. 359 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,886 Dr. Ron's scheduleis very tight today. 360 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,222 So unless you'rehaving a serious problem... 361 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,561 you're experiencing nausea, chills and tingling,huh? 362 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,520 Yeah, 363 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,855 but nowthat I think about it, 364 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,398 I bet it's justall the coffee I drink. 365 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,358 I drink way too much coffee. 366 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,443 Do you liketo drink coffee? 367 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,737 Uh,no.No. 368 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,073 So the tingling is inyour fingers and your toes? 369 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,826 I should switch to juice.I know the best juice place. 370 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,245 You would love it.Do you drink juice? 371 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:04,001 Susan,how oftenhave you been having these involuntary muscle spasms? 372 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,296 Oh,oh,not that often. 373 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:10,174 I probably just needa good massage. 374 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,718 Susan? 375 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,971 Yeah? 376 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,974 I wanna get you infor an M.R.I. 377 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,895 no,I don't thinkthat's necessary. 378 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,021 Are you a doctor? 379 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,566 I got high marksin math and science. 380 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,694 I wanna get you infor an M.R.I. 381 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,870 No,no,no,I think giventhe misunderstanding 382 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,413 that I should get the bill. 383 00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,414 I won't hear of it. 384 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,582 All right, 385 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,125 we'll split it. 386 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,710 Fair enough. 387 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,215 You know what? 388 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,717 Let me,uh,let megive you a ride home. 389 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:59,264 Detective barton,is this somesort of high school ployto get me back to your place? 390 00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,601 I just don't thinkyou should be driving a car.You've been drinking. 391 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,645 I had two glasses of wine. 392 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,523 Three,plus the tawny portwith dessert. 393 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,400 It's all here on the bill 394 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,027 if you wanna take a look. 395 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,070 You know what? 396 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,571 I politely rejected you, 397 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,199 and now you're getting your revenge by embarrassing me. 398 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,660 You've had too much to drink. Give me your keys. 399 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,995 I am not giving you anything. 400 00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,541 Except the bill. 401 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,370 what do you thinkyou're doing? 402 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,664 I followed you to make sureyou were okay. 403 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,250 You were weaving. 404 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,127 Please step outof the car. 405 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,546 Oh,you can't be serious. 406 00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,214 Out. 407 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,219 Detective,I am not drunk,and I am not stupid. 408 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,847 I know exactlywhat this is all about. 409 00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,141 I'm gonna need you to takea sobriety test. 410 00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,186 A sobriety test? I'm nottaking any sobriety... 411 00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,271 test. 412 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,943 This behavior stems fromthe hurt feelings of a man withvery low self-esteem. 413 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,070 The worldis a big place, 414 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,532 and I'm sure there isa woman out there somewhere who'll respond to your 415 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,035 macho posturing. 416 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,746 Well... 417 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:47,873 here's hoping. 418 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,800 Baby,what you're about to see 419 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,595 will most likely shockand upset you. 420 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,222 Okay. 421 00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,600 Remember scott,the photographer I was dating when we met? 422 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,310 The one I dumped for you, 423 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,270 who never really got over it and who I always said 424 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,605 was gonna get back at me? 425 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,945 Oh,carlos,I love you so much. 426 00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,112 Move. 427 00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,283 What is this? 428 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,993 Scott's web site, 429 00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,579 with pictures of me on it. 430 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,460 well,say something. 431 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,587 Oh,my god. 432 00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,172 It wassupposed to be funny-- 433 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:40,008 a naughty little christmas gift for my boyfriend. 434 00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,219 Oh,my god! 435 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,765 I know,I was freakishlyflexible back then. 436 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,934 I'm sorry! 437 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,978 Look,what are we gonna doabout this? 438 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,021 I guessI'll call my lawyers. 439 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,941 I gave these pictures to himas a gift. He owns them. 440 00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,401 Then I guesswe're screwed. 441 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:58,944 Not necessarily. 442 00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,320 See,here's what I'm thinking-- 443 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,197 scott's a coward, 444 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,783 so you could totallyput the scare into him. 445 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,202 All you gotta dois go and rough him up, 446 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,538 and he'll take my picturesoff the web site like that. 447 00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,499 I'm sorry,but thisis your mistake. 448 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,376 You're gonna have tofix it yourself. 449 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,460 And I would love to, 450 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,588 but I have the upper bodystrength of a kitten. 451 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,797 I need a brute! 452 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:19,631 Gaby, 453 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,886 I am just now starting to get my rage issuesunder control. 454 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,930 This brute doesn't swingthat way anymore, 455 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,223 so go find another. 456 00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,895 Well,when you left prison, did they leave youa contact list? 457 00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,240 So is dr. Ron gonnabe here for this? 458 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,533 Oh,yeah,yeah,yeah. 459 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,243 Uh,there's a hookon the wall there 460 00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,828 so go aheadand get your stuff hung up 461 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,539 and,uh,just get comfy. Dr. Ronshould be here pretty soon. 462 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,749 Okay.Okay. 463 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,225 is she tryingto put on the dust cover? 464 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:12,935 yep. 465 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,067 How long are we gonna let this go on? 466 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,777 Just a fewmore minutes. 467 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,112 Hi,uh,susan? 468 00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,614 It's dr. Ron. 469 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,660 You don't have toget undressed for this. 470 00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,205 Oh,uh,I-I,uh... 471 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,957 then why did youput out a gown? 472 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,043 No,no,it's not a gown. 473 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,796 It's the dust coverfor the M.R.I. Machine. 474 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,677 This should takeabout 45 minutes. 475 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:49,263 Now I know it's really crampedand uncomfortable in there, 476 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,514 but try not to move. 477 00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,893 Susan,I realizethat this whole process must be troubling for you. 478 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,354 Yeah,it's prettytroubling. 479 00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,524 Well,we're gonna getto the bottom of this. 480 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,317 And I'll be herefor you,okay? 481 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,155 Hey,dr. Ron? 482 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,367 I just have a feeling that everything'sgonna turn out fine. 483 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,994 And when it does... 484 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,038 I'd like to buy you dinner 485 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,999 to celebrate my health. 486 00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,376 You know,I was thinkingmaybe italian? 487 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,128 Oh,what the heck, 488 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,172 maybe we can call it a date. 489 00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,090 If you like. 490 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,346 Dr. Ron? 491 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,473 uh,he left awhile ago. 492 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,685 He got a phone callfrom his girlfriend. 493 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,940 Okay. 494 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,568 Thank you. 495 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,655 I'd liketo get out now. 496 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,908 Try not to move. 497 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,800 good morning,luis,ralph. 498 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,302 -good morning,mrs. Solis. -good morning,mrs. Solis. 499 00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,887 Good morning,honey. 500 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,931 Hey,you're talkingto me again. 501 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,516 Well,I thoughtabout what you said-- 502 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,893 about the pictures--and you're right. 503 00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,353 It was my mistake 504 00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,813 and I have to live with it. 505 00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,135 What the hellare you doing?! 506 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,846 I'm living with it! 507 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,851 Hey,turn aroundand keep gardening! 508 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,270 Aw,you're so mean. 509 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,814 Put your clothes on right now. 510 00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:06,483 Why? You either careif men leer at me or not. 511 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,527 And you made it clear thatyou don't. So what's the point? 512 00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,071 Gabrielle,I am not beatingthis guy up for you! 513 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,407 Then you better think of anotherway to get my pictures back. 514 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:17,286 Because if you don't,people on wisteria lane are gonna be seeinga lot more of me! 515 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,164 Ralph,luis,feast your eyes! 516 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,917 My finger! 517 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,129 I'll find it! 518 00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:28,422 Aah,my finger! 519 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,506 It's gotta be here somewhere. 520 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,507 I'll look for it,man. 521 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,133 Don't worry,man. 522 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,801 -I'll find it.Oh, -my finger! 523 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,138 Hey,honey, 524 00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:37,973 good news. 525 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,725 I checked on penny, 526 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,727 and she didn't scream. 527 00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,021 I think she's getting usedto the mask. 528 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,149 I don't want youto have options,tom. 529 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:51,486 If I die,I wanna hearyour life would be over. 530 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,323 I want you to spendthe rest of your life screaming, 531 00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,493 "it should've been meon that plane!" 532 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,329 -Plane? -I'm assuming there was a crash. 533 00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:01,580 It could've been something else. 534 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,456 Okay,wait,wait,wait,wait. 535 00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,499 Do you have any idea 536 00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:07,920 how painful it is to hear about you even thinkabout your next wife and kids? 537 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,213 I could never do that! 538 00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,632 I can't imagine my lifewithout you. 539 00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,592 You are my everything! 540 00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:14,968 Honey,you're my everything. 541 00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,845 Okay,well,that's easy to say, 542 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,722 but I need youto show me. 543 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:20,265 How? 544 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,184 With a vasec to me. 545 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,772 Can't I justget you some flowers? 546 00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:27,898 Look,it makesperfect sense. 547 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,733 We're not gonna haveany more kids. 548 00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,569 And the pill just makesme bloat. It'll be great! 549 00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,487 No,okay,lynette, 550 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,196 this is crazy. 551 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,906 Oh,I know! I know! 552 00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:38,659 But it is whatmarried people do. 553 00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:42,955 They go out of their way to calmeach other's irrational fears. 554 00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,166 Oh,come on,tom. 555 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,085 I really need youto do this. 556 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:52,172 Well,okay. 557 00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:54,800 Fine,yeah. 558 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,593 I'll make an appointment. 559 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,304 Thank you. 560 00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:18,991 can I ask yousomethin'? 561 00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:20,701 I'd rather you didn'T. 562 00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,497 How'd you get started? 563 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,500 -Started? -You know, 564 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,127 in the escort business? 565 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:31,545 I beg your pardon. 566 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,755 I bet the guys go crazywith your whole... 567 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:37,092 classy,repressed thingyou got going on,huh? 568 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:40,012 I mean,your skin has,like, no pores. 569 00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:43,849 I am not sure,but I think there wasa compliment in there somewhere, 570 00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:44,933 so thank you. 571 00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,311 But I am not an escort. 572 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,313 How much you chargea night? 573 00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:50,939 Look,I'M... 574 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,569 $5,000. 575 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:01,074 What do you have to doexactly for 5 grand? 576 00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,663 All right. 577 00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,291 Your bail cleared.You're free to go. 578 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:10,959 Your car'sat the impound lot. 579 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,961 And you can pick it upin the morning. 580 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,088 Well,how am I supposed to get home? I don't have any money. 581 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,507 Call a friend. 582 00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:18,884 I have been through enoughhumiliation for one day. 583 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,178 I hope you have a bettersuggestion than that. 584 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,972 Okay,well,let me think,um... 585 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,225 walk. 586 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,696 oh,for goodness sakes! 587 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,330 bree? 588 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:50,833 Is everything okay? 589 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:54,878 Oh,oh,I'm fine.I just,um,had a flat tire. 590 00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:56,713 It's your lucky day. 591 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,341 I'm a whizat changing tires. Hop in. 592 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:00,634 You know,thank you, 593 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,803 but I think it's actuallysomething more mechanical. 594 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,514 My car has been makingjust a terrible noise. 595 00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,724 Well,I have auto club. 596 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:10,060 Come on. 597 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,567 Actually, 598 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,945 my car has beenimpounded by the police. 599 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,253 Thanks,betty,and,um... 600 00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:39,840 I'd appreciate itif you could keep this little incidentto yourself. 601 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,925 I won't say a word.I swear. 602 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,010 Well,that's good to hear, 603 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,845 because most people on thisstreet couldn't keep a secret 604 00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,597 if their lives depended on it. 605 00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,890 Well,bree, 606 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,058 even if everyone does find out, 607 00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,560 it's no big deal. 608 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,478 I mean,lots of peoplehave D.U.I.S. 609 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:57,357 Yes,but the difference ismost of those people were actually drunkwhen they were arrested. 610 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,859 I was not. 611 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:00,652 Well,of course. 612 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,615 You know,you sound likeyou don't believe me. 613 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:08,035 Well,um,it's just... 614 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,705 I know you've gone througha lot lately-- 615 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:14,917 the death of your husband,problems with your son. 616 00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:19,463 It would only be naturalif you did self-medicate. 617 00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:24,259 I'm sorry,but sincewhen do you know so much aboutmy personal life? 618 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,385 Bree, 619 00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,970 it's like you said-- 620 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:31,099 the people on this street arenot great at keeping secrets. 621 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,519 Except for you. 622 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:35,062 You're reallygood at it. 623 00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,271 I beg your pardon. 624 00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,899 Well,you moved into your housein the middle of the night. 625 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,319 God knowswhat you moved in that you didn't wantanybody to see. 626 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:46,323 People hear soundscoming at all hours from there. 627 00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,450 And,oh,what was the last one?Oh,right-- 628 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,161 they found a dead bodyin front of your home. 629 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,746 Everybody talks aboutthe applewhites, 630 00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,666 but nobody can figure out exactly what you peopleare hiding. 631 00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,209 So congratulations. 632 00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,419 Your secrets are safe... 633 00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:01,547 for now. 634 00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,481 Edie? 635 00:32:19,815 --> 00:32:21,692 Hi,it's betty applewhite. 636 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:25,571 Yeah,I'm sorryto call you so late but,um... 637 00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:29,408 I really need to meet with youfirst thing in the morning. 638 00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:30,617 Yes. 639 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,997 Well,I've decidedto sell my house. 640 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,128 Dr. Ron? 641 00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,296 What are you doing here? 642 00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,047 Uh,we need to talk. 643 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,593 And it's not the kind of talkwe can have over the phone. 644 00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,678 Oh,are you sure? 645 00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:53,432 Um,becauseI would look a lot better over the phone right now. 646 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:57,728 Um,susan,your,uh,your test results came back. 647 00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:03,192 And for the life of me,I can't figure it out. 648 00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:05,402 Now based on the--on the symptoms you were describing-- 649 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:06,445 symptoms? 650 00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:09,156 Yeah,the dizziness,the tingling, the muscle spasms, 651 00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:11,074 the chills--it could be neurological. 652 00:33:11,074 --> 00:33:13,160 It also could be basedon an autoimmune disorder. 653 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,746 I just--frankly,I'm stumped. 654 00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,122 Oh,no,no,no,no. 655 00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,833 Hey,listen,we're gonnaget through this,okay? 656 00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:23,629 I am so sorry. 657 00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,589 But I'm not sick. 658 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,925 What are youtalking about? 659 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,553 your nurse wouldn'tlet me see you,and I... 660 00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:33,263 really wanted to see you, 661 00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:36,058 so I sort of fakedall my symptoms. 662 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,894 The dizziness,the chills,you know, all of it. 663 00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:41,772 Why--why would youdo something like that? 664 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:43,065 What the hellis wrong with you? 665 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,858 I know. I know.I feel really awful. 666 00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:47,569 I am just not the bestat meeting men. 667 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:48,737 And I thought you were cute, 668 00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:50,948 and I sort of thought that maybe you thoughtI was cute, 669 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:52,741 and you're a doctor,and that's so sexy. 670 00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,160 So I was up all nightworried sick 671 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,411 digging through medical books, 672 00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:59,957 trying to figure outsome mysterious disease that doesn't really exist? 673 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,792 Really?You were up all night? 674 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,918 Yes. 675 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,379 I don't enjoytelling people I thinkthey're going to die. 676 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,339 Especially not people I like. 677 00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:08,715 You like me? 678 00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,133 Yes. 679 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,343 What about your girlfriend? 680 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,971 -What girlfriend? -The one who calledin the M.R.I. Room? 681 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:17,140 We had one date. She wanteda referral to a dermatologist. 682 00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,851 She's got eczema. 683 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,774 Maybe we couldgo out sometime? 684 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:33,407 Do you like sushi? 685 00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:35,951 I love sushi. 686 00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:38,453 I'm available tomorrow night. 687 00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,914 No,no,no,tomorrow's no good. I'll still be angry. 688 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:42,332 I should be cooled downby friday. 689 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,377 Oh,uh,friday's good. 690 00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:47,337 Oh,there's one thing-- 691 00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:51,133 your M.R.I. Showed that you havea wandering spleen. 692 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,467 A what? 693 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,511 It's a wandering spleen. It's no big deal. 694 00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:56,471 Sometimes the thing just moves around in there. 695 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,640 But we'll keepan eye on it. 696 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,271 Wandering what? 697 00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:10,152 Okay, 698 00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:11,653 go get him,tiger. 699 00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,407 I can't do it,gaby. 700 00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:16,825 What? 701 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:19,620 I can't go in there.I thought I could, but I can'T. 702 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,330 You promised! 703 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,165 Ever since I got outof prison, 704 00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:24,875 I've been tryingto lead a better life. 705 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,127 And for the first time,I can honestly say 706 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,630 that I'm a good catholic, and I don't want to ruin that. 707 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:34,301 So do this today and go toan extra long mass tomorrow. 708 00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,136 It doesn't workthat way. 709 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:36,970 Okay, 710 00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:41,433 look,I'm really trying to understandyour moral dilemma here,I am. 711 00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:42,851 But if you don't getmy pictures back, 712 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:44,436 I'm gonna be humiliated. 713 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:48,232 You think our gardener is the only local pervsurfing the web? 714 00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,275 I'm sorry,gabrielle. 715 00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:51,568 You used to go crazy 716 00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:54,571 when men would so muchas look at me the wrong way-- 717 00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:56,532 and that's whenI had clothes on. 718 00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:58,283 I'm trying to bebetter than that now. 719 00:35:58,283 --> 00:36:00,828 Or maybe you just don't love meas much as you used to. 720 00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:03,080 Why can't you just let mebe a good person? 721 00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,249 You know,if you really loved me, 722 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,042 you wouldn't even ask meto go in there. 723 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,837 If you really loved me, I wouldn't have to ask! 724 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:16,927 fine,forget it. 725 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,930 Really? 726 00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,348 Be a good person. 727 00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:23,600 Knock yourself out. 728 00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,854 It's not thatI don't love you. I-- 729 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,648 yeah,okay,look,let's just go home. 730 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,616 What are you doing? 731 00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:41,827 I'm gettingyour pictures back. 732 00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:44,746 I'm not gonna hurt him. 733 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,457 I'll talk to him, 734 00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:49,334 appeal to his better nature. 735 00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:03,307 Can I help you? 736 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,100 I'm carlos solis. 737 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:09,730 You have,uh,naked picturesof my wife on your web site. 738 00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:13,775 You're,uh... 739 00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:16,737 gabrielle's husband? 740 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:22,075 well,you know what? I was just aboutto take those off anyway. 741 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:26,079 That's great. 742 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:32,419 I reallyappreciate this,scott. 743 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:33,879 Hey,no problem. 744 00:37:34,463 --> 00:37:38,050 To tell you the truth,gabrielle's pages weren't exactly raking inthe big bucks for me. 745 00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,760 I find thathard to believe. 746 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,553 I'm not saying gabrielle's nota pretty girl. 747 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,263 Of course she is.But,uh, 748 00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,183 she ain't exactlyinternet pretty,you know? 749 00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:50,354 What does that mean? 750 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,397 The web's about fantasy,not fashion. 751 00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:53,649 I mean,guys surfingfor porn, 752 00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,442 they don't care how the clothesare hanging off the body. 753 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,985 They just wanna seethe goods. So,uh, 754 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,738 if little miss nastyain't rocking some curves... 755 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:01,281 my wife has a perfect figure. 756 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,033 Don't get me wrong. 757 00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:05,285 Our little gaby knows how to,uh... 758 00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:07,371 work a runway,but,uh, 759 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,039 when it comesto cyber lovin'? 760 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,542 No real man's gonnawaste tissue on that. There you go. 761 00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,335 That's all of 'em. 762 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,754 So we cool now? 763 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,396 now that's my guy. 764 00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,451 You're not limping. 765 00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:48,704 Did everything go okay? 766 00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:52,499 I couldn't do it. 767 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,877 What happened? 768 00:38:57,087 --> 00:38:58,881 I don't know. I got there,I... 769 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,009 I put on the paper gownand I,uh... 770 00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:05,971 I just couldn't do it. 771 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:08,140 Why not? 772 00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:10,309 It felt likeI was being emasculated. 773 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:11,894 Oh,please. 774 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:12,561 I'm serious,lynette. 775 00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:14,396 I don't make the moneyaround here anymore. 776 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:16,398 I don't providefor you and the kids. 777 00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:19,526 And i wasn't going to let them snip out the l ast thing that make me feel a man 778 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:25,115 Staying home and taking care of the kids doesn't make you less of a man 779 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,658 that's crazy 780 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:30,120 you expect me to calm your rational fears, 781 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,705 i expect you to calm mine 782 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,468 Are you saying you are not happy ? 783 00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,014 A little bit yeah 784 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,563 Well what we gonna do about that ? 785 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:58,565 i don't know 786 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,151 -can we just ? -no,Lynette 787 00:40:03,821 --> 00:40:05,239 I don't know 788 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:29,805 hi,it's detective barton,look i feel awful about what happend the other day, 789 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,390 I was the jerk 790 00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,683 so to make it up to you 791 00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:34,476 I did some sniffing around about the dead man 792 00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:36,186 they found in front of your neigbours house 793 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:39,606 I got some information his name is Curt Monroe 794 00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,151 A private detective who lost his license a couple years ago 795 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:43,694 Apparently he is from Chicago 796 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:46,488 I don't if this is helpful but... 797 00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,909 years ago,he is apparently from Chicago 798 00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:53,620 I,I don't know if this is helpful but 799 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,540 I just feel terrible about what happened 800 00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:00,919 illness can take on many forms 801 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,839 those of the body are easy to treat 802 00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:06,675 Much more difficult 803 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:10,220 are the hidden maladies festering in our hearts 804 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,516 the secret diction that consume our soul 805 00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,104 and the disease we deny 806 00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,356 which affect our judgement 807 00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:31,241 To survive we need to find that special someone who can heal us 808 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,995 I work so hard on my life, 809 00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:37,789 so hard 810 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,584 Now it's all nothing 811 00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:46,757 i got one daughter i hate who hates me 812 00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,344 before her time 813 00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,640 No one left for me now 814 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,560 What did I do it for 815 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:03,941 it was good i 816 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,693 did't feel a thing 817 00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:10,531 XXXXX 818 00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:13,617 XXXXXXXX 819 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,828 But we can never predict 820 00:42:15,828 --> 00:42:19,540 who have the cure for what ills us 821 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:23,210 XXXXXXXXXXXX 822 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:27,005 or when they'll show up 823 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,342 But I think we can get along, 824 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:31,927 just 825 00:42:34,513 --> 00:42:38,684 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napis�w <<<<<<<< 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 59216

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