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previously on Desperate Housewives
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I'm gonna die,
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and I'd like to know
what happened to my daughterbefore I do.
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When it comes to wisteria lane,
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there are old crimes...
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new crimes...
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as soon as it gets dark,we get rid
of that body.
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And crimes that are happening...
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right under everyone's nose.
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I'm thinkingit's the applewhites.
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Jim halverson was aware
that he had little to offer a woman.
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He was neither rich,nor smart,nor handsome.
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Are you jim?I'm susan mayer.
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So when his friend set him up on a blind date
with a beautiful stranger...
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wow,you're so much hotterthan nikki said you'd be.
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How old are you?
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How olddo you think I am?
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Jim made the tragic decision to try to be funny.
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Not a day over 50.
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why don't weget our table?
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Well,no,see,that was funny,
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because you'reso obviously not 50.
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That's why I said 50,'cause it's absurd.
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Jim did everything he could to get
susan mayer to laugh.
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He tried racial humor...
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so guess what time chinesepeople
go to the dentist?
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2:30.
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uh,get it?"Tooth-hurty?"
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Tooth-hurty.
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I love that.
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He tried to be engagingly risqu?..
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rectum?Damn near killed him!
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you know whata rectum is,right?
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he even tried gentle teasing.
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No,no,you see,by comparing you to a nazi,
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I was making the pointthat you're
so not a nazi.
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-You're like the--
-and just when jim
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thought the date couldn't get any worse....
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...It did.
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Okay,jim,I need you to look up...
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and down.
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All right,so,how did this happen?
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It was an accident.
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Oh,I don't knowabout that.
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In some cultureshead-butting is
a mating ritual.
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Dr. Mccready,can italk to you
about my head?
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Away from...the draft?
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you can call medr. Ron. Everyone does.
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dr. Ron...
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I need you to pretendthere's something
wrong with me and admit me for the night.
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I'm sorry?
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This is the worst dateI have ever
been on in my life.
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That man is the most obnoxious,
offensive,annoying human being.
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And you're looking at melike
I'm crazy right now,
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but I will be if I spendone more
second with him.
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So you gotta help me.You gotta do something.
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It's my mental health.My mental health!
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You took an oath.
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Could you let goof my lapel,please?
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Oh,sorry.
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Um,listen,I'm sorryyour date's
not going well.
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But I can'tadmit you,susan.
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Right. Right.
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Jim,let's,uh,let's takea look at
those reflexes.
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Okay,I got a jokefor you,doctor.
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What's the correct medical term
for the circumcisionof a rabbit?
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Hare cut.
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I don't--I always--
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jim,I'm gonna needto keep you here
for awhile,run some tests.
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Really? I--
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yeah,I'm still worried about
that bump on your head here.
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That's still...
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and,susan,
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you're good to go.
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And though it only lasted a moment,
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jim caught the look that passed
between his date...
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and his doctor.
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Thank you so much,dr. Ron.
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And he suddenly got the feeling
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the joke was on him.
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Desperate Housewives
Season 02 Episode 12
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The annual blood drive was
a tradition on wisteria lane.
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Most residents came to help
promote health and well-being,
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but my friends turned up
for a different reason.
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They were growing
increasingly concerned
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that their street was infected
with a dangerous kind of sickness.
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And they came to consult
with one another about a possible cure.
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great,
she caught me staring.
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Have you guys noticed
how friendly betty's been
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since that body was found
in front of her house?
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I don't trust
friendly women.
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That's okay.
They don't trust you,either.
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I just know those two have
something to do with that dead body.
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Do we even know
who he is?
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Well,the paper said the police
are withholding the details.
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Bree,maybe you should call in a favor
from your police detective pal,
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have him poke around.
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That's a great idea.
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You could have him do a background
check on the applewhites.
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I don't think
I can do that.
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Why not?
You said he was nice.
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Well,once he stopped suspecting me of
murdering rex he was delightful,but,um...
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I don't really know him.
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Well,somebody has to do something,
'cause I'm losing sleep.
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Betty! Matthew.
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Hello,everybody.
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Susan,a little birdie told me
you're having a birthday soon.
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We should all go out
and celebrate.
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Super.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Count me in.
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bye.
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See ya.
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So why are you everybody's
best friend all of a sudden?
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If there was ever
a time to be neighborly,
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this is it.
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We're idiots for staying here.
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I mean,we should've hit the road
as soon as they found monroe's body.
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I mean,how do we know he didn't tell
foster where we're hiding?
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Because if he had,foster
would've shown up by now.
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And besides,if we take off,
what are we gonna live on?
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I have all of our money
tied up in this house.
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So why not
just sell it?
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Patience,matthew.
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If we take off right away,
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it'll look suspicious.
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Now what we need
is a story--
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a reason for us to move.
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Look at this,a-b negative.
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Yeah,it's the rarest
of all blood types.
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Well,there must be something
in the water around these parts.
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You're my second
a-b negative today.
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Seriously?
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Uh,who was it?
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That guy.
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Hi,bree.
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Oh,hi.
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I just wanted to thank you
for your advice on my azaleas.
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They're just thriving.
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Oh,it was
no trouble at all.
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Such a shame I may not
be around to enjoy them.
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Well,my mother has taken ill.
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And matthew and I,
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we'll probably go and visit her.
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We may even be moving.
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We just don't know yet.
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Oh,well,
where does she live?
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Oh,back in chicago.
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Is it serious?
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I-I don't know yet.
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Well,obviously,I'll be
speaking with her doctor.
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Oh,betty,if there's anything I can do,
anything at all...
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thank you.
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You've already
done so much.
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Bye.
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That dr. Ron called.
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He needs to see you
for a follow-up appointment.
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He needs to see me
or he wants to see me?
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Jeez,mom,how cute
is this guy?
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Oh,he could be cuter...
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but I don't know how.
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So ask him out.
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Oh,no,
I can't do that.
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Mom,he's a cute surgeon.
What's the problem?
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He's young.
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Young?
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Younger than me.
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How much younger?
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Let's just say if I was
a senior in high school,
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I'd be saying,"wow,
you're a hot fifth grader."
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Oh,well,of course it's gonna sound
gross if you say it that way.
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But you're both adults.So why not
just ask him out?
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'Cause the conversation
could go something like this,
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"dr. Ron,I think you're hot."
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"Oh,well,thank you,ma'am.
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"Now I think it's time we talk
about your hip replacement."
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Mom,you're hot
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and funny and nice.
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And... clearly desperate,
and guys are into that.
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Play to your strengths.
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Thank god you're home.
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What's wrong? Pat said youtold
her it was an emergency!
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The boys weresent home from school.
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What? Why? I called.The machine kept picking up.
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I know. I know.Look,I...
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they've got chicken pox.
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Chicken pox?That's the emergency?
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They'retotally contagious.
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Not to us.
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They are to me!I've never had it.
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Well,you nevertold me that.
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You know,the point is,I can't go in there.
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It's a hot zone.
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Well,tom,somebody'sgotta take care
of our kids.
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Exactly.
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And since you're immune--
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oh,you've gotta be kidding!I have
to get back to work!
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Just for a couple of days,until
they're not contagious.
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It is not the ebola virus.It's chicken pox.
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You are being a baby.
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Yes,I am.
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Okay.
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And if you thinkI'm being a baby now,
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do I need to remind youof what
I'm like when I'm sick?
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Remember that timeI had strep throat?
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We wound upin marriage counseling.
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I'll call the office.
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Thanks,honey.
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Uh,mrs. Solis,I gotta talk to you.
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Ralph,if this is about luis
overwateringthe hydrangeas again,
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I told you,
no one likes a tattletale.
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My wife left me.
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Oh,I'm sorry.
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I didn't know you and bonitawere
having problems.
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We weren't.
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Uh,it was all of a sudden.
She just packed her bagsand left.
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She said I have an illness,
and I need to get help.
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Why?
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There's nothingwrong with me.I just
like to look atpretty ladies on the internet.
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And sure,they're not always dressed,
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and sometimes,there's more than one.
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But I only go tothe classy web sites.
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There's some really sick stuffout there,
mrs. Solis.
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Ralph!
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Make your point.
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Um,last night,uh,I found this new web site.
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And there wasa picture of a lady
sitting on a bearskin rug
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with nothing on except for a little
pointyelf hat. It was very festive.
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Uh,ralph,why are youtelling me this?
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I'm sorry.It's just,um...
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ahem. I think you reallyneed to see this.
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Oh,my god!
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The lighting looks greaton you,mrs. Solis.
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I mean,most of the time,you have to squint
at the screen to see anything really good.
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And not here,no,sir,that's good.
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Well,um,thank you,ralph,
for bringing thisto my attention.
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Uh,mrs. Solis,I was wondering...
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would you sign that for me?
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Oh,okay.
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where have you been?
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Why didn't you cometo see me?
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I came every sunday.
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You were just too out of it to
know I was here.
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I think you're lying.
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But then again,these days,
I think everyone'sbeen lying to me.
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The thing is,you're here now.
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So tell mewhat I wanna know.
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Did you find the manwho killed my daughter?
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It was a guy namedtodd forrest--
252
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,283
this lowlife drug dealer.
253
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,076
He got her hooked again.
254
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,079
She tried to steal from him,and he killed her.
255
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,041
And I killed him.
256
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,717
I thought hearing thatwould make you happy.
257
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,303
I thought it would,too.
258
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,056
But it doesn't.
259
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:49,478
I'm sorry.
260
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,856
I wanna start your I.V.,But your
veins are kinda bad.
261
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,733
Well,here,let me help you.
262
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,237
What the hellare you doing?
263
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,447
You're crazy!
264
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,991
You're fired.Get out.
265
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,626
So I guesswe're done then?
266
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:14,962
Yeah.
267
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,467
You,uh...
268
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,971
you gonna come see me again?
269
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,100
You planning on havingan open casket?
270
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,328
Hey,guys.
271
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:49,997
Hi,lynette.
272
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,248
Hi,carlos.
273
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:53,959
All right! A reuben?How sweet is that?
274
00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,086
Lunch brought rightto the golf course.
275
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,130
I hear you got somepretty
sick kids in there.
276
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,590
Oh,it's justchicken pox.
277
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:02,593
But braveheart here will onlycome
in to sleep and shower.
278
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,927
I can't say I blame him.
279
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,470
I wouldn't want to beshooting blanks either.
280
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,639
Be well,my man,
281
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:08,557
Bye,lynette.
282
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:09,850
See you later.
283
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,562
I'm sorry,what did he mean,"shooting blanks"?
284
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,147
Oh,it's nothing.
285
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:16,607
There's justa small chance
286
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,318
of sterility if a grown mangets
chicken pox,so...
287
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,154
we're not having any more kids.
Why would it matter?
288
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,031
I don't know.You know,survival instinct?
289
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:28,035
So that if you're the last manto
survive a nuclear holocaust,
290
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,912
you could repopulatethe planet?
291
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,580
No,all I'm saying is that,
292
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,707
god forbid something wereto
happen to either one of us,
293
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,627
I'd want either one of usto have,you know,options.
294
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:42,883
So you're sayingthat if I died...
295
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,136
you would want a second wifeand a family?
296
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,055
Maybe.
297
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,642
I can't believe you'veactually
thought about this!
298
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,809
Haven't you?
299
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,312
Thought about who I'd marryif you died?
300
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,730
Hmm. No.
301
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:59,816
Well,honey,it's a back-upplan.
I'm not gonna use it.
302
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,151
Then why have it?
303
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,195
Well,I don't know,because...
304
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:05,781
it's like,there's this door,right?
305
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,617
And I'm not planning on
actuallygoing through it
306
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,328
because I'm so happyin the room
that I'm in.
307
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,957
But in case of fire or flood,
308
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,126
it's comforting to knowthat
the door is unlocked.
309
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:20,838
Honey,I'm notthrough with that!
310
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:25,092
Yeah,well,why don't you have your
second wifemake you lunch,okay? Oops!
311
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,301
You...
312
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,681
bree,uh,
313
00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,558
I have to say,I was,uh,
314
00:15:32,558 --> 00:15:34,434
I was very pleasedto get your call.
315
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,062
I mean,I'm surprised you'd wantto
have anything to do with me
316
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,439
given our recent history.
317
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,318
Oh,you mean your having suspected me
of murdering my husband?
318
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,029
Detective,that is allwater under
the bridge now.
319
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,866
I am very gladto hear you say that.
320
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,827
Although,I have to confess,I do
have an ulterior motive.
321
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,829
I need to ask you a favor.
322
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:56,748
Oh,well,shoot,whatever I can do.
323
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:59,168
We have these,um,new neighbors--
the applewhites.
324
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:02,129
It's a mother and her son. They
just moved here from chicago.
325
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,339
And they seem very nice.
But there's--
326
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,466
there's something about themthat'S...
327
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,676
off.
328
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,760
They're...
329
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,387
odd.
330
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,305
Odd?
331
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,390
Yeah,they're secretiveand watchful.
332
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,767
And there was a dead bodyfound
in front of their house.
333
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,646
I can't run a background checkon
your neighbors for being odd.
334
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,110
Is that why youwanted to see me? To--
335
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,612
to ask me that?
336
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,655
Yeah,why?
337
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,285
Well,I just--during the investigation,
338
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:35,662
I just thought there wasa kind of a,um...
339
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,748
spark between us.
340
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,751
You know,I thoughtthis might be a date.
341
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,172
Uh,no.
342
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,467
I just wanted to ask you a favor.
343
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,136
Fine,no harm done.
344
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:55,224
When do I ever getto have lunch
with sucha lovely lady anyway?
345
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,017
Date or...
346
00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,478
no date.
347
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,648
Are you sure that you can'tcheck
on the applewhites?
348
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,566
I mean,I just knowthat there's
something there.
349
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,653
And,you know,I havea sixth sense
about people.
350
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:11,365
And yet,you got engaged to the man
who murdered your husband.
351
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,538
Well,your blood pressurelooks fine.
352
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,373
You're free to go,mrs. Mayer.
353
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,959
You mean,I'm notgonna see dr. Ron?
354
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,544
Well,I do the follow-up exams.
355
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,879
Dr. Ron only comes inif there's a problem.
356
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,257
Oh,well,maybe I shouldgo ahead
and see him anyway,
357
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,591
just to be safe.
358
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,425
I'm sorry.
359
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,886
Dr. Ron's scheduleis very tight today.
360
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,222
So unless you'rehaving a serious problem...
361
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,561
you're experiencing nausea,
chills and tingling,huh?
362
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,520
Yeah,
363
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,855
but nowthat I think about it,
364
00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:44,398
I bet it's justall the coffee I drink.
365
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,358
I drink way too much coffee.
366
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:48,443
Do you liketo drink coffee?
367
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,737
Uh,no.No.
368
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,073
So the tingling is inyour fingers
and your toes?
369
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,826
I should switch to juice.I know
the best juice place.
370
00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,245
You would love it.Do you drink juice?
371
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:04,001
Susan,how oftenhave you been having
these involuntary muscle spasms?
372
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:07,296
Oh,oh,not that often.
373
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:10,174
I probably just needa good massage.
374
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,718
Susan?
375
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:15,971
Yeah?
376
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,974
I wanna get you infor an M.R.I.
377
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,895
no,I don't thinkthat's necessary.
378
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,021
Are you a doctor?
379
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,566
I got high marksin math and science.
380
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,694
I wanna get you infor an M.R.I.
381
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,870
No,no,no,I think giventhe misunderstanding
382
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,413
that I should get the bill.
383
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,414
I won't hear of it.
384
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,582
All right,
385
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,125
we'll split it.
386
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,710
Fair enough.
387
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,215
You know what?
388
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,717
Let me,uh,let megive you a ride home.
389
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:59,264
Detective barton,is this somesort of high
school ployto get me back to your place?
390
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,601
I just don't thinkyou should be
driving a car.You've been drinking.
391
00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:04,645
I had two glasses of wine.
392
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:07,523
Three,plus the tawny portwith dessert.
393
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,400
It's all here on the bill
394
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,027
if you wanna take a look.
395
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:13,070
You know what?
396
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,571
I politely rejected you,
397
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,199
and now you're getting your revenge
by embarrassing me.
398
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,660
You've had too much to drink.
Give me your keys.
399
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,995
I am not giving you anything.
400
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,541
Except the bill.
401
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,370
what do you thinkyou're doing?
402
00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,664
I followed you to make sureyou were okay.
403
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,250
You were weaving.
404
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,127
Please step outof the car.
405
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,546
Oh,you can't be serious.
406
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,214
Out.
407
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,219
Detective,I am not drunk,and
I am not stupid.
408
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,847
I know exactlywhat this is all about.
409
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,141
I'm gonna need you to takea sobriety test.
410
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:27,186
A sobriety test? I'm nottaking
any sobriety...
411
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:29,271
test.
412
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:34,943
This behavior stems fromthe hurt feelings
of a man withvery low self-esteem.
413
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:37,070
The worldis a big place,
414
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,532
and I'm sure there isa woman out
there somewhere who'll respond to your
415
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,035
macho posturing.
416
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,746
Well...
417
00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:47,873
here's hoping.
418
00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,800
Baby,what you're about to see
419
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,595
will most likely shockand upset you.
420
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,222
Okay.
421
00:21:03,722 --> 00:21:06,600
Remember scott,the photographer
I was dating when we met?
422
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,310
The one I dumped for you,
423
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,270
who never really got over it
and who I always said
424
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,605
was gonna get back at me?
425
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,945
Oh,carlos,I love you so much.
426
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,112
Move.
427
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:23,283
What is this?
428
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:24,993
Scott's web site,
429
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:27,579
with pictures of me on it.
430
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,460
well,say something.
431
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,587
Oh,my god.
432
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:37,172
It wassupposed to be funny--
433
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:40,008
a naughty little christmas gift
for my boyfriend.
434
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,219
Oh,my god!
435
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,765
I know,I was freakishlyflexible back then.
436
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:48,934
I'm sorry!
437
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,978
Look,what are we gonna doabout this?
438
00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:53,021
I guessI'll call my lawyers.
439
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,941
I gave these pictures to himas a gift.
He owns them.
440
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:57,401
Then I guesswe're screwed.
441
00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:58,944
Not necessarily.
442
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,320
See,here's what I'm thinking--
443
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,197
scott's a coward,
444
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,783
so you could totallyput the scare into him.
445
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,202
All you gotta dois go and rough him up,
446
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,538
and he'll take my picturesoff
the web site like that.
447
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,499
I'm sorry,but thisis your mistake.
448
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,376
You're gonna have tofix it yourself.
449
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,460
And I would love to,
450
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,588
but I have the upper bodystrength
of a kitten.
451
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,797
I need a brute!
452
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:19,631
Gaby,
453
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,886
I am just now starting
to get my rage issuesunder control.
454
00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,930
This brute doesn't swingthat way anymore,
455
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,223
so go find another.
456
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,895
Well,when you left prison,
did they leave youa contact list?
457
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:45,240
So is dr. Ron gonnabe here for this?
458
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,533
Oh,yeah,yeah,yeah.
459
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:48,243
Uh,there's a hookon the wall there
460
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:49,828
so go aheadand get your stuff hung up
461
00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,539
and,uh,just get comfy. Dr. Ronshould
be here pretty soon.
462
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,749
Okay.Okay.
463
00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:11,225
is she tryingto put on the dust cover?
464
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:12,935
yep.
465
00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:20,067
How long are we gonna let this go on?
466
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,777
Just a fewmore minutes.
467
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,112
Hi,uh,susan?
468
00:23:24,530 --> 00:23:25,614
It's dr. Ron.
469
00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:29,660
You don't have toget undressed for this.
470
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:33,205
Oh,uh,I-I,uh...
471
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,957
then why did youput out a gown?
472
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,043
No,no,it's not a gown.
473
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,796
It's the dust coverfor the M.R.I. Machine.
474
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,677
This should takeabout 45 minutes.
475
00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:49,263
Now I know it's really crampedand
uncomfortable in there,
476
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,514
but try not to move.
477
00:23:51,557 --> 00:23:54,893
Susan,I realizethat this whole process
must be troubling for you.
478
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,354
Yeah,it's prettytroubling.
479
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,524
Well,we're gonna getto the bottom of this.
480
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,317
And I'll be herefor you,okay?
481
00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:07,155
Hey,dr. Ron?
482
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,367
I just have a feeling
that everything'sgonna turn out fine.
483
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:11,994
And when it does...
484
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,038
I'd like to buy you dinner
485
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,999
to celebrate my health.
486
00:24:16,999 --> 00:24:19,376
You know,I was thinkingmaybe italian?
487
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,128
Oh,what the heck,
488
00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:23,172
maybe we can call it a date.
489
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:25,090
If you like.
490
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,346
Dr. Ron?
491
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,473
uh,he left awhile ago.
492
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:36,685
He got a phone callfrom his girlfriend.
493
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:41,940
Okay.
494
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:44,568
Thank you.
495
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:48,655
I'd liketo get out now.
496
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,908
Try not to move.
497
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,800
good morning,luis,ralph.
498
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,302
-good morning,mrs. Solis.
-good morning,mrs. Solis.
499
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,887
Good morning,honey.
500
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,931
Hey,you're talkingto me again.
501
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,516
Well,I thoughtabout what you said--
502
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:17,893
about the pictures--and you're right.
503
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,353
It was my mistake
504
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,813
and I have to live with it.
505
00:25:50,676 --> 00:25:52,135
What the hellare you doing?!
506
00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,846
I'm living with it!
507
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,851
Hey,turn aroundand keep gardening!
508
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:01,270
Aw,you're so mean.
509
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,814
Put your clothes on right now.
510
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:06,483
Why? You either careif men leer
at me or not.
511
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,527
And you made it clear thatyou don't.
So what's the point?
512
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:11,071
Gabrielle,I am not beatingthis
guy up for you!
513
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,407
Then you better think of anotherway to
get my pictures back.
514
00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:17,286
Because if you don't,people on wisteria lane
are gonna be seeinga lot more of me!
515
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,164
Ralph,luis,feast your eyes!
516
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,917
My finger!
517
00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,129
I'll find it!
518
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:28,422
Aah,my finger!
519
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,506
It's gotta be here somewhere.
520
00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,507
I'll look for it,man.
521
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,133
Don't worry,man.
522
00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,801
-I'll find it.Oh,
-my finger!
523
00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,138
Hey,honey,
524
00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:37,973
good news.
525
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,725
I checked on penny,
526
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,727
and she didn't scream.
527
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:44,021
I think she's getting usedto the mask.
528
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,149
I don't want youto have options,tom.
529
00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:51,486
If I die,I wanna hearyour life would be over.
530
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:54,323
I want you to spendthe rest of
your life screaming,
531
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,493
"it should've been meon that plane!"
532
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,329
-Plane?
-I'm assuming there was a crash.
533
00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:01,580
It could've been something else.
534
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,456
Okay,wait,wait,wait,wait.
535
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:03,499
Do you have any idea
536
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:07,920
how painful it is to hear about you
even thinkabout your next wife and kids?
537
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,213
I could never do that!
538
00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:11,632
I can't imagine my lifewithout you.
539
00:27:11,632 --> 00:27:13,592
You are my everything!
540
00:27:13,592 --> 00:27:14,968
Honey,you're my everything.
541
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:16,845
Okay,well,that's easy to say,
542
00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:18,722
but I need youto show me.
543
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:20,265
How?
544
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,184
With a vasec to me.
545
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,772
Can't I justget you some flowers?
546
00:27:26,772 --> 00:27:27,898
Look,it makesperfect sense.
547
00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,733
We're not gonna haveany more kids.
548
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:32,569
And the pill just makesme bloat.
It'll be great!
549
00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,487
No,okay,lynette,
550
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:34,196
this is crazy.
551
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:35,906
Oh,I know! I know!
552
00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:38,659
But it is whatmarried people do.
553
00:27:38,659 --> 00:27:42,955
They go out of their way to calmeach
other's irrational fears.
554
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,166
Oh,come on,tom.
555
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,085
I really need youto do this.
556
00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:52,172
Well,okay.
557
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:54,800
Fine,yeah.
558
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:56,593
I'll make an appointment.
559
00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,304
Thank you.
560
00:28:17,531 --> 00:28:18,991
can I ask yousomethin'?
561
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:20,701
I'd rather you didn'T.
562
00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,497
How'd you get started?
563
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,500
-Started?
-You know,
564
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,127
in the escort business?
565
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:31,545
I beg your pardon.
566
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,755
I bet the guys go crazywith
your whole...
567
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:37,092
classy,repressed thingyou
got going on,huh?
568
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:40,012
I mean,your skin has,like,
no pores.
569
00:28:41,138 --> 00:28:43,849
I am not sure,but I think there
wasa compliment in there somewhere,
570
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:44,933
so thank you.
571
00:28:44,933 --> 00:28:47,311
But I am not an escort.
572
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:49,313
How much you chargea night?
573
00:28:49,313 --> 00:28:50,939
Look,I'M...
574
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,569
$5,000.
575
00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:01,074
What do you have to doexactly for 5 grand?
576
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,663
All right.
577
00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,291
Your bail cleared.You're free to go.
578
00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:10,959
Your car'sat the impound lot.
579
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,961
And you can pick it upin the morning.
580
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,088
Well,how am I supposed to get
home? I don't have any money.
581
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,507
Call a friend.
582
00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:18,884
I have been through enoughhumiliation
for one day.
583
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,178
I hope you have a bettersuggestion than that.
584
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,972
Okay,well,let me think,um...
585
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,225
walk.
586
00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:39,696
oh,for goodness sakes!
587
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,330
bree?
588
00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:50,833
Is everything okay?
589
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:54,878
Oh,oh,I'm fine.I just,um,had a flat tire.
590
00:29:55,546 --> 00:29:56,713
It's your lucky day.
591
00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:59,341
I'm a whizat changing tires. Hop in.
592
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:00,634
You know,thank you,
593
00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,803
but I think it's actuallysomething
more mechanical.
594
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,514
My car has been makingjust a terrible noise.
595
00:30:05,931 --> 00:30:07,724
Well,I have auto club.
596
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:10,060
Come on.
597
00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,567
Actually,
598
00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,945
my car has beenimpounded by the police.
599
00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,253
Thanks,betty,and,um...
600
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:39,840
I'd appreciate itif you could keep
this little incidentto yourself.
601
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,925
I won't say a word.I swear.
602
00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:43,010
Well,that's good to hear,
603
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,845
because most people on thisstreet
couldn't keep a secret
604
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,597
if their lives depended on it.
605
00:30:46,597 --> 00:30:47,890
Well,bree,
606
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:50,058
even if everyone does find out,
607
00:30:50,058 --> 00:30:51,560
it's no big deal.
608
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,478
I mean,lots of peoplehave D.U.I.S.
609
00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:57,357
Yes,but the difference ismost of those people
were actually drunkwhen they were arrested.
610
00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,859
I was not.
611
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:00,652
Well,of course.
612
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,615
You know,you sound likeyou
don't believe me.
613
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:08,035
Well,um,it's just...
614
00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,705
I know you've gone througha lot lately--
615
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:14,917
the death of your husband,problems
with your son.
616
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:19,463
It would only be naturalif you
did self-medicate.
617
00:31:20,422 --> 00:31:24,259
I'm sorry,but sincewhen do you know
so much aboutmy personal life?
618
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,385
Bree,
619
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,970
it's like you said--
620
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:31,099
the people on this street arenot
great at keeping secrets.
621
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,519
Except for you.
622
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:35,062
You're reallygood at it.
623
00:31:35,062 --> 00:31:36,271
I beg your pardon.
624
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,899
Well,you moved into your housein
the middle of the night.
625
00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,319
God knowswhat you moved in
that you didn't wantanybody to see.
626
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:46,323
People hear soundscoming at all
hours from there.
627
00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:48,450
And,oh,what was the last one?Oh,right--
628
00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:51,161
they found a dead bodyin front of your home.
629
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,746
Everybody talks aboutthe applewhites,
630
00:31:52,746 --> 00:31:55,666
but nobody can figure out
exactly what you peopleare hiding.
631
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,209
So congratulations.
632
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:59,419
Your secrets are safe...
633
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:01,547
for now.
634
00:32:18,522 --> 00:32:19,481
Edie?
635
00:32:19,815 --> 00:32:21,692
Hi,it's betty applewhite.
636
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:25,571
Yeah,I'm sorryto call you so late but,um...
637
00:32:26,113 --> 00:32:29,408
I really need to meet with
youfirst thing in the morning.
638
00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:30,617
Yes.
639
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,997
Well,I've decidedto sell my house.
640
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,128
Dr. Ron?
641
00:32:41,128 --> 00:32:42,296
What are you doing here?
642
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:44,047
Uh,we need to talk.
643
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,593
And it's not the kind of talkwe
can have over the phone.
644
00:32:48,260 --> 00:32:49,678
Oh,are you sure?
645
00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:53,432
Um,becauseI would look a lot better
over the phone right now.
646
00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:57,728
Um,susan,your,uh,your test results came back.
647
00:33:00,439 --> 00:33:03,192
And for the life of me,I can't figure it out.
648
00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:05,402
Now based on the--on the symptoms
you were describing--
649
00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:06,445
symptoms?
650
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:09,156
Yeah,the dizziness,the tingling,
the muscle spasms,
651
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:11,074
the chills--it could be neurological.
652
00:33:11,074 --> 00:33:13,160
It also could be basedon an
autoimmune disorder.
653
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,746
I just--frankly,I'm stumped.
654
00:33:15,746 --> 00:33:17,122
Oh,no,no,no,no.
655
00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,833
Hey,listen,we're gonnaget through this,okay?
656
00:33:21,502 --> 00:33:23,629
I am so sorry.
657
00:33:24,087 --> 00:33:25,589
But I'm not sick.
658
00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,925
What are youtalking about?
659
00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:31,553
your nurse wouldn'tlet me see you,and I...
660
00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:33,263
really wanted to see you,
661
00:33:33,263 --> 00:33:36,058
so I sort of fakedall my symptoms.
662
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:38,894
The dizziness,the chills,you know,
all of it.
663
00:33:39,895 --> 00:33:41,772
Why--why would youdo something like that?
664
00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:43,065
What the hellis wrong with you?
665
00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,858
I know. I know.I feel really awful.
666
00:33:45,275 --> 00:33:47,569
I am just not the bestat meeting men.
667
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:48,737
And I thought you were cute,
668
00:33:48,737 --> 00:33:50,948
and I sort of thought that maybe
you thoughtI was cute,
669
00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:52,741
and you're a doctor,and that's so sexy.
670
00:33:52,741 --> 00:33:55,160
So I was up all nightworried sick
671
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,411
digging through medical books,
672
00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:59,957
trying to figure outsome mysterious disease
that doesn't really exist?
673
00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,792
Really?You were up all night?
674
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,918
Yes.
675
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:05,379
I don't enjoytelling people
I thinkthey're going to die.
676
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,339
Especially not
people I like.
677
00:34:07,339 --> 00:34:08,715
You like me?
678
00:34:08,882 --> 00:34:10,133
Yes.
679
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,343
What about your girlfriend?
680
00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:13,971
-What girlfriend?
-The one who calledin the M.R.I. Room?
681
00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:17,140
We had one date. She wanteda
referral to a dermatologist.
682
00:34:17,140 --> 00:34:18,851
She's got eczema.
683
00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,774
Maybe we couldgo out sometime?
684
00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:33,407
Do you like sushi?
685
00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:35,951
I love sushi.
686
00:34:35,951 --> 00:34:38,453
I'm available tomorrow night.
687
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,914
No,no,no,tomorrow's no good.
I'll still be angry.
688
00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:42,332
I should be cooled downby friday.
689
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,377
Oh,uh,friday's good.
690
00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:47,337
Oh,there's one thing--
691
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:51,133
your M.R.I. Showed that you
havea wandering spleen.
692
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,467
A what?
693
00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:54,511
It's a wandering spleen.
It's no big deal.
694
00:34:54,511 --> 00:34:56,471
Sometimes the thing just
moves around in there.
695
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,640
But we'll keepan eye on it.
696
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,271
Wandering what?
697
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:10,152
Okay,
698
00:35:10,152 --> 00:35:11,653
go get him,tiger.
699
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:15,407
I can't do it,gaby.
700
00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:16,825
What?
701
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:19,620
I can't go in there.I thought I could,
but I can'T.
702
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,330
You promised!
703
00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,165
Ever since I got outof prison,
704
00:35:23,165 --> 00:35:24,875
I've been tryingto lead a better life.
705
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:27,127
And for the first time,I can honestly say
706
00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:29,630
that I'm a good catholic,
and I don't want to ruin that.
707
00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:34,301
So do this today and go toan
extra long mass tomorrow.
708
00:35:34,301 --> 00:35:36,136
It doesn't workthat way.
709
00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:36,970
Okay,
710
00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:41,433
look,I'm really trying
to understandyour moral dilemma here,I am.
711
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:42,851
But if you don't getmy pictures back,
712
00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:44,436
I'm gonna be humiliated.
713
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:48,232
You think our gardener
is the only local pervsurfing the web?
714
00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,275
I'm sorry,gabrielle.
715
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:51,568
You used to go crazy
716
00:35:51,568 --> 00:35:54,571
when men would so muchas
look at me the wrong way--
717
00:35:54,947 --> 00:35:56,532
and that's whenI had clothes on.
718
00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:58,283
I'm trying to bebetter than that now.
719
00:35:58,283 --> 00:36:00,828
Or maybe you just don't love
meas much as you used to.
720
00:36:00,828 --> 00:36:03,080
Why can't you just let mebe a good person?
721
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:05,249
You know,if you really loved me,
722
00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,042
you wouldn't even ask meto go in there.
723
00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:09,837
If you really loved me,
I wouldn't have to ask!
724
00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:16,927
fine,forget it.
725
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,930
Really?
726
00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:21,348
Be a good person.
727
00:36:21,557 --> 00:36:23,600
Knock yourself out.
728
00:36:25,143 --> 00:36:26,854
It's not thatI don't love you. I--
729
00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:29,648
yeah,okay,look,let's just go home.
730
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:39,616
What are you doing?
731
00:36:40,033 --> 00:36:41,827
I'm gettingyour pictures back.
732
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:44,746
I'm not gonna hurt him.
733
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:47,457
I'll talk to him,
734
00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:49,334
appeal to his better nature.
735
00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:03,307
Can I help you?
736
00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:05,100
I'm carlos solis.
737
00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:09,730
You have,uh,naked picturesof
my wife on your web site.
738
00:37:12,524 --> 00:37:13,775
You're,uh...
739
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:16,737
gabrielle's husband?
740
00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:22,075
well,you know what?
I was just aboutto take those off anyway.
741
00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:26,079
That's great.
742
00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:32,419
I reallyappreciate this,scott.
743
00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:33,879
Hey,no problem.
744
00:37:34,463 --> 00:37:38,050
To tell you the truth,gabrielle's pages
weren't exactly raking inthe big bucks for me.
745
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,760
I find thathard to believe.
746
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,553
I'm not saying gabrielle's nota pretty girl.
747
00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,263
Of course she is.But,uh,
748
00:37:43,972 --> 00:37:46,183
she ain't exactlyinternet pretty,you know?
749
00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:50,354
What does that mean?
750
00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,397
The web's about fantasy,not fashion.
751
00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:53,649
I mean,guys surfingfor porn,
752
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,442
they don't care how the clothesare
hanging off the body.
753
00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:56,985
They just wanna seethe goods. So,uh,
754
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,738
if little miss nastyain't rocking
some curves...
755
00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:01,281
my wife has a perfect figure.
756
00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:03,033
Don't get me wrong.
757
00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:05,285
Our little gaby knows how to,uh...
758
00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:07,371
work a runway,but,uh,
759
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:09,039
when it comesto cyber lovin'?
760
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:11,542
No real man's gonnawaste tissue on that.
There you go.
761
00:38:11,875 --> 00:38:13,335
That's all of 'em.
762
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,754
So we cool now?
763
00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,396
now that's my guy.
764
00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:46,451
You're not limping.
765
00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:48,704
Did everything go okay?
766
00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:52,499
I couldn't do it.
767
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,877
What happened?
768
00:38:57,087 --> 00:38:58,881
I don't know.
I got there,I...
769
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,009
I put on the paper gownand I,uh...
770
00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:05,971
I just couldn't do it.
771
00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:08,140
Why not?
772
00:39:08,140 --> 00:39:10,309
It felt likeI was being emasculated.
773
00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:11,894
Oh,please.
774
00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:12,561
I'm serious,lynette.
775
00:39:12,561 --> 00:39:14,396
I don't make the moneyaround here anymore.
776
00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:16,398
I don't providefor you and the kids.
777
00:39:16,398 --> 00:39:19,526
And i wasn't going to let them snip out the l
ast thing that make me feel a man
778
00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:25,115
Staying home and taking care of the kids
doesn't make you less of a man
779
00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,658
that's crazy
780
00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:30,120
you expect me to calm your rational fears,
781
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,705
i expect you to calm mine
782
00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,468
Are you saying you are not happy ?
783
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,014
A little bit yeah
784
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,563
Well what we gonna do about that ?
785
00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:58,565
i don't know
786
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,151
-can we just ?
-no,Lynette
787
00:40:03,821 --> 00:40:05,239
I don't know
788
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:29,805
hi,it's detective barton,look i feel awful
about what happend the other day,
789
00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,390
I was the jerk
790
00:40:31,390 --> 00:40:32,683
so to make it up to you
791
00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:34,476
I did some sniffing around about the dead man
792
00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:36,186
they found in front of your neigbours house
793
00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:39,606
I got some information his name is Curt Monroe
794
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,151
A private detective who lost his license
a couple years ago
795
00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:43,694
Apparently he is from Chicago
796
00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:46,488
I don't if this is helpful but...
797
00:40:49,032 --> 00:40:50,909
years ago,he is apparently from Chicago
798
00:40:51,118 --> 00:40:53,620
I,I don't know if this is helpful but
799
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,540
I just feel terrible about what happened
800
00:40:57,958 --> 00:41:00,919
illness can take on many forms
801
00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,839
those of the body are easy to treat
802
00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:06,675
Much more difficult
803
00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:10,220
are the hidden maladies festering in our hearts
804
00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,516
the secret diction that consume our soul
805
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:19,104
and the disease we deny
806
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:21,356
which affect our judgement
807
00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:31,241
To survive we need to find that special
someone who can heal us
808
00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,995
I work so hard on my life,
809
00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:37,789
so hard
810
00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,584
Now it's all nothing
811
00:41:42,878 --> 00:41:46,757
i got one daughter i hate who hates me
812
00:41:47,799 --> 00:41:50,344
before her time
813
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:54,640
No one left for me now
814
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,560
What did I do it for
815
00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:03,941
it was good i
816
00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,693
did't feel a thing
817
00:42:09,071 --> 00:42:10,531
XXXXX
818
00:42:11,657 --> 00:42:13,617
XXXXXXXX
819
00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,828
But we can never predict
820
00:42:15,828 --> 00:42:19,540
who have the cure for what ills us
821
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:23,210
XXXXXXXXXXXX
822
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:27,005
or when they'll show up
823
00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,342
But I think we can get along,
824
00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:31,927
just
825
00:42:34,513 --> 00:42:38,684
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