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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Hey,

how's

it going? I missed a message from you.

Yeah, your father, he's out of town for about a week for work. Yeah, it's just

me here.

How are you doing?

You sound a little upset.

What?

You want to leave school? Why?

You were enjoying yourself so much. What's going on?

Oh, well, honey, I mean, that's normal. They're just going to be boys. I mean,

that's... This is the hazing process, right? I mean, isn't that what they do?

I mean, you've been looking forward to joining this fraternity for so long.

I know. I mean, it sounds humiliating, but

isn't this kind of their thing?

Okay, listen.

Don't make any rash decisions, okay? I don't want you to regret anything.

Why don't you just sleep on it for a couple days, and I'll give you a call,

we'll figure this out, okay?

All right.

Okay, bye.

Hi,

is this Alex Jones?

Yes, hi, this is Ben Preston's stepmother.

I was just calling because I wanted to discuss a few things with you. I thought

maybe we could meet up and I have a few things to discuss with you about my son.

Oh my God, well you don't have to be so rude.

Listen, why don't I just come down there now and you and I can have a simple

conversation in person, okay?

Okay, I'll be there in a little bit.

Pretty lady.

How can I help you?

You must be the infamous fraternity president.

I see more of a power trip.

That's a lot of negative energy from someone I just met.

I'm Alex Jones. Nice to meet you. I'm Ben Preston's mother.

Waterboy's mom.

Ben Preston, yes.

Yes, ma 'am. That's true.

Come on in.

Go ahead and have a seat.

Well,

thank you for having me over.

I just wanted to say I would like you to stop harassing my

son.

Your son is a pussy.

I'm sorry. He really is.

He needs to be a man.

He's a man.

He sent you down here to talk to me? No, he has no idea I'm here.

Oh, okay.

So, uh... Listen,

this has been his dream to be a part of this fraternity for a long time.

And he's worked really hard to get here. And I just feel like he deserves to be

in this fraternity. And I think you should just cut him a little slack.

He's a great, great boy. We don't cut anyone slack.

And I'm definitely not going to cut Ben slack.

He's a pledge.

He's going to be treated like one.

I know. I understand. I just feel like it's gotten a little too far.

It seems like you guys are picking on him.

Well, what are you going to do about it?

Well, I mean, I don't want him to be bullied, and I will do anything.

You'll do anything?

Yes. Yeah, right.

But I'm serious.

He means the world to me.

And I want to see him happy, so yes, I will do anything.

Well, this fraternity means the world to me, so if he can't pass Rush Week, he's

not in.

Well, is there something that we can do that ensures that he gets into the

fraternity?

Well, Waterboy never said how much of a hot piece of ass his mom is.

If you could take his place for Rush Week...

and not complain about any of the trials, then maybe I could let him in.

You mean I pledge?

In a sense, yes.

Okay, I mean, yeah.

I mean, are you tough enough to do it? Yes, I am.

Yes, let's do it. Yes, I agree.

Okay. Okay.

Stand up.

Like right now? Stand up.

Turn around.

I want to see you.

This is ridiculous.

I know you wouldn't have Ben do this.

Well, of course not. Ben's not hot.

I want to see you take that dress off. What?

Pull it up. That is inappropriate.

Are you complaining?

No. No.

No. Okay.

Take the dress off.

Slowly.

You're not wearing any panties.

Well... Is that on purpose?

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe this is happening.

This is... You are a college boy.

Yes, I am a college boy and I have needs.

Third,

I can't... Aren't you allowed to do that?

Yes, I am. Is there like... I'm the president here.

Complaint department? No, there's not a complaint department.

Now I'm going to start complaining.

If you don't take that dress off.

Good girl.

So, anything, huh?

Yes.

You think you can handle what I have for you?

Yes, I think so.

Well, we're going to get in the shower.

What? Into the shower.

Okay.

It's cold.

A little cold?

Yes. You giving up?

No, no.

I just don't understand why you're doing this.

Well, let's see what the feathers have to do.

Why? I mean, normally we have them on the roof.

And we spray him down with the hose in the middle of the night.

But does that prove?

You have it good right now.

Okay?

Are you complaining?

No. No? Okay.

He's standing in the water.

If you're tough enough for that, you're tough enough for the paternity.

You want him to get in, don't you?

I do. I do.

I didn't say I would do anything. Okay.

It just seems so silly.

Well, life is silly.

So is your son.

Is that enough?

Is that good?

You know what?

Come on up.

Come on to the trial too.

See if you're ready for that.

Well, when is next?

Well, we'll figure it out.

Come on up.

On the table. On the table.

Come on, Flip.

Onto the table. Your whole self.

Okay.

Like this?

Just like that.

Are you starting to rethink it?

No.

No? I'm confident in my decision.

I see that.

Well?

This isn't the last test, but you

look like you're doing okay right now.

I can't believe Waterboy's

mom came over and tried to pledge for him.

I just care about him a lot.

I'm glad you're taking this so seriously.

Well,

Miss Preston, it seems like you are very determined.

I am.

I thought you'd say that.

Stand up.

So you're not going to give up, are you?

No. You want your son in this fraternity? I do.

Okay, well, this, uh...

This last trial is going to determine whether you're serious or not.

It's going to take place in my other office.

Other office?

You sassing me?

No.

Walk.

So, I'm going to need you to try this off.

Something I, uh, something I have prepared for women like

you. Women like me. This is a little scoop or something.

You think you're the first mom to come over here?

I guess not.

You know, if your son knew about this... This is to not

get repeated to my son.

He can't know what length I'll go to to protect him and make him happy.

Well, if you make me happy, then maybe he doesn't have to know.

But it would be so fucking funny.

Oh, my God.

You know, he's a really cool boy. Just get to know him. Is he?

Mm -hmm.

Seems like a bit of a pussy.

I think he'd really fit in.

Hmm.

Just as good as you fit in here?

I mean, you are... pledging for him.

Is he as cool as you?

Would you say?

He's very cool.

Mm -hmm.

Right. Me and the guys got that.

It's a good thing that you're a hot piece of ass.

Because if you didn't have anything to give me, why would I listen to you?

Hmm.

Sure.

Put on the laundry paper, you.

Damn good on me, too.

Do a little turn for me.

So, crawl up on the bed.

Oh!

Face me.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Are you?

Yes. Are you sure? I want you to stop bullying my son, and if this is what I

need to do for you to stop doing nothing, I'm prepared.

Well, okay.

Once you come over You

so

nervous about

Have some fun.

I know where my chair is.

Oh my god.

I can't believe this is happening.

You can't believe this is happening?

I can't believe Waterboy's mom came to my house right now crying to

pledge for him.

And now she's complaining.

I'm not complaining. When she said that she would.

I'm not complaining.

Okay.

What would you like me to do?

I want to fill your mouth.

God, it's breathtaking.

Your mouth feels fucking amazing.

You know your way around a dick.

You gonna suck on a lot of frat boy's cock?

No. No?

You're gonna suck on this one.

That's right.

Deep on that dick. Deep on that dick.

Is that bigger than your husband's?

It is big.

Alright.

I bet your son would hate to know that you're sucking on my cock right now.

Should I tell him? No.

No. Please don't. No? Please don't.

No. He'd be very upset.

Well then get into it.

There's always room for improvement.

Thank you.

Yes, I'll do what I can

It is not.

Give it to him.

Ooh.

Oh my God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh, fuck. I'm fucking coming.

Take that.

Take that cum.

I have to.

I mean, I guess a promise is a promise.

Thank you so much.

Tell your son to stop being such a pussy, though.

Okay, I will. I promise.

Okay. You can go.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.