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Hello, welcome to my lecture on quantum mechanics,

and today I'm going to talk about quantum

mechanics, and today I'm going to talk about

quantum mechanics.

Welcome to my lecture on

quantum mechanics, and

today I'm going to talk about quantum mechanics,

and today

I'm

going to talk about quantum mechanics.

Daddy, we're being polluted again.

Well, they're moving.

They've got to get rid of their rubbish.

But don't they realise what they're doing to

the environment?

The whole atmosphere's being polluted and poisoned.

I know, it's shocking.

In 50 years' time, the Earth will be

finished, uninhabitable, a whole atmosphere destroyed.

But doesn't it worry you?

Yes, yes, of course it worries me.

Then do something.

What can I do?

Go next door and tell them.

Tell them what?

To put their bonfire out.

No.

Well, Miss Wentworth says that if people...

I don't care what Miss Wentworth says, I'm

not going to have a row with my

neighbours just to please you and your biology

mistress.

Oh, that's typical of your generation.

You don't care because you won't be here.

But you're killing my generation.

Mankind is doomed, Daddy.

I am slowly being murdered.

Come here, I'll hurry it up a bit.

All right.

If you won't go, I'll ask Mummy to

go.

Where is she?

Now, where would your mother be on a

Saturday afternoon?

Well, I don't know, Betty.

What do you think?

I don't know about fish.

I know that stuffed birds are popular.

That's not stuffed, love.

Isn't it?

It's plaster, not worth a light.

Well, I know that stuffed birds are worse

than...

Ah, birds.

Birds is different, especially stuffed owls.

That's not an owl, is it?

That's a fish, and they ain't never stuffed.

I mean, how could you stuff a fish?

No, I suppose you're right.

It's plaster, love.

Oh, well, thank you for telling us.

How much the adult, Reverend?

One pound.

I'll give you ten bob.

Very well, then.

Gene, what do you think?

You mean for us?

Oh, no, for my Trevor.

How's it going?

Hello, Trevor.

You're just in time.

Honestly, mate, I don't know how you'd manage

without me.

When's the shed coming?

Next week.

I could do with a shed and all.

Look, you can't get into our garage for

clutter.

Ours is the same.

I don't know where it all comes from.

I do.

Bloody jumble sales.

Never mind.

When Betty and Gene get their stall, perhaps

we'll be able to get rid of some

of it.

Get their what?

Their stall.

They're looking for a stall in the market.

You're joking.

I am not.

I'm surprised Gene hasn't told you about it.

Not a word.

Not a single word.

I wonder why.

Because she knows I won't stand for it,

that's why.

Look, there's no harm in it.

I will not have my wife standing in

the gutter flogging a load of rubbish off

a barrow.

It's a stall, Sid, an indoor stall.

They'll be selling antiques.

Antiques?

My Aunt Fanny antiques.

What do they know about antiques?

I'll take it.

Thank you.

How much is this, love?

Oh, I'm not sure about that, dear.

But my daughter won't be long.

She's just gone for a tea.

Shove it on one side for me, will

you?

Yes, all right, dear.

Here's your tea, Mother.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Thank you.

Here, hold this.

Oh.

How much is it?

Fifty pence.

I'll take it.

Thank you.

Here, where's my jerry?

I don't think I know him, madam.

Is he in my pack?

No, no, no.

The pot.

The chamber pot.

Oh, it's been sold.

I told that old girl to put it

aside for me.

That old girl, as you call her, happens

to be my mother.

Look, I don't care whose mother she is.

She had no right to sell my pot.

Madam, will you keep your voice down?

Don't you mad at me.

I want my pot.

We're not doing bad, are we?

We'll soon have enough to start.

An Annie next door's having a sort out.

She says she'll give us some stuff.

Stuff?

What stuff?

Some stuff I promised Jean for her stall.

Everybody seems to know about this but me.

Well, take it off me, Sid.

It's not definite.

She might not open one.

Of course she will.

I know Jean.

She makes her mind up to do something,

she does it.

Don't go.

There's some more yet.

I reckon Tom tried to burn it.

I reckon Tom's a good judge.

Here we are, Sid.

What is it?

It's an elephant's foot.

Where's the rest of it?

Don't ask her.

She might give it to you.

There.

I've got some more stuff.

I've got some more stuff indoors.

If she'd like to come in for it...

Thank you very much.

I'll tell her.

We're off on Monday.

New people are coming in on Tuesday.

You haven't met them yet?

No.

What are they like?

She's sweet.

You'll like her.

What about him?

He's all right.

What does he do?

He's a servant or something.

He's all right.

You keep saying he's all right.

What's wrong with him?

Nothing.

He's all right.

Just a bit pompous.

Pompous?

Between you and me, he's a bit of

a big head.

He sounds lovely.

I'm sorry we're going.

Yeah, I am too.

You'll have to come down to Bournemouth.

We'll do that.

I don't like the sound of that fella.

I can't see him helping you.

Ha-ha-ha!

I've always got you, haven't I?

Sid!

Sid, where are you?

Over here.

Wait a minute.

Sit down.

Sid!

No, sit down.

That's it, there we are.

Hold that.

That's it.

Wait a minute.

There we are.

What's your idea?

Stay there till it sets.

We'll use you for a garden now.

Ha-ha-ha!

Here, have a look at this.

Pretty terrible.

Whose is that?

Can you manage?

Bye, love.

Bye, love.

No, it's a gas.

Of course, it needs a bit of work

done on it.

I'm going up to the breakers' yard to

get a few spares.

I'll pick you up on the way.

OK, then.

Bye.

Sid, whose is that dreadful car outside?

It's mine.

He's just bought it.

Sid, he hasn't.

Yes, he has.

Why didn't you stop him?

How could I stop him?

I didn't know it was his till he

turned up.

You should have gone with him, looked at

it.

I'm not having it stuck outside.

It looks awful.

Wait till you hear it.

Where's he going in it?

How do I know where he's going in

it?

Would you mind telling me what you intend

doing with all this junk?

It was a bargain.

Isn't he got a beautiful tone?

You think I don't know, don't you?

Know what, dear?

About this stall you think you're going to

open.

Who told you?

Never mind who told me, I know.

And I'm not having it, and that is

final.

There is no need to shout.

We don't want the whole neighbourhood to know.

The neighbourhood already knows.

Contributions have been pouring in all day.

They're emptying their dustbins for us.

Look at this mess, and you've got the

cheek to complain about his banger.

I suppose Trevor told you.

I asked Betty not to say anything.

It doesn't matter who told me, I know.

And I'm not having it, and that is

that.

Just wait till I see that Trevor.

Here.

Is this for me?

Not if you're going to roll about in

cement.

Look, I didn't roll in it, I told

you.

I slipped.

I don't understand it.

Why does everybody else have to know and

not me?

Because I knew you'd make a fuss.

You always do.

But there's no need for you to go

to work, is there?

It's not work.

It's just something to get me out of

the house.

And while you're out of the house, who's

going to do the cooking?

Well, you're not helpless.

Look, it's only a couple of days a

week.

It's my hobby, Sid.

Something for me to do.

Now, what's wrong with that?

It's degrading.

How can it be degrading?

I'm only selling things.

You're a salesman yourself.

You sell stationery.

All day long you're selling paperclips and drawing

pins and...

I never sell anything like that, do I?

I cannot see any difference between that and

a drawing pin.

You would if you sat on one.

Ha, ha, ha!

Hello, Sally.

Mr. Hobbs, don't burn that chair, please.

You don't realise what it means to us

all.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You have it by all means.

I've got a pair of old boots, too.

Mr. Hobbs, don't you realise what you're doing?

The atmosphere's been polluted and poisoned.

In 50 years' time, the earth will be

finished.

No, there's no need to thank me, my

dear.

You have it.

Ever since we got married, it's always been

the same.

Every idea I get, you squash.

You've squashed all the initiative out of me.

All you want is a drudge.

That's all you think of me as.

Someone to wash and iron and clean up

after you all and cook.

All right, open it.

No wonder there's a woman's liberation movement.

No wonder.

For two pins, I'd join it myself.

I said open it.

Open what?

That stall you're on about.

You mean you don't mind?

No.

Oh, darling!

Just a minute, providing you stop asking the

neighbours for all their rubbish.

I mean, it's humiliating, isn't it?

They'll think we're paupers.

Mr. Hobbs said you might get a few

pens from us, Mummy.

Oh, my God, look at that.

They'll be handing me down their old suits

next.

Well, he did say he had a pair

of old boots.

That's it.

That does it.

Where are you going?

To tell him what he can do with

his old boots.

Of course, if you don't want them.

Don't want them?

Of course I want them.

Come in.

No, no, I wasn't talking about his old

boots.

No, I was talking about Mike's boot.

Mike's old boot?

Yes, on his car.

You know, it's in a shocking state.

All rusty.

But these are lovely old boots.

It's very kind of you, Annie.

They're cavalry boots.

Yes?

Tom's grandfather wore them at Balaclava.

Balaclava?

That old, eh?

I never would have guessed that Balaclava makes

some sort of antiques, doesn't it?

I mean, these could be very valuable, couldn't

they?

Oh, they come up beautifully when they're polished.

Well, there's a job for Sid.

There you are, dear.

Thank you, darling.

Yes, well, I'll give them a rub over.

And, say, I'll give me that while I'm

at it.

I'll see if I can fix the chair

as well.

Thank you very much.

You're very kind.

Oh, you're welcome.

No, thanks.

I've been.

Oh, Sid.

I've been looking it up in this book.

It really is Georgian.

Make a great flower pot.

It was a bargain.

Good.

200 years old and only 50p.

Only 50p?

They must have kept it hidden away.

Sid.

Pack it in.

It bloody well hurts.

It was bloody meant to.

Sid, stop using that language.

It's Sunday.

I know it's Sunday.

And we're entitled to a bit of a

lie-in.

Come back to bed, then.

Now, he's spotted.

One of these days, I'm going to kill

him if the neighbours don't get him first.

What are you doing up?

I have a great deal to do today.

You kids amaze me.

Every weekday, you've got to be blown out

of bed with dynamite.

On a Sunday, when you can have a

lie-in, you're up at the crack.

I can't waste time in bed whilst people

are destroying our environment.

Your brother's not exactly helping it with that

car.

It's not Mike's fault.

You know he hasn't got much money.

He's only got his student's grant.

Here we go again.

When I was his age...

Oh, I know, Daddy.

But that was a long time ago.

People didn't have cars then.

They used donkeys.

Thank you.

Anyway, he's giving me a lift.

Where to?

The Junior Anti-Pollution League.

I'm on the executive committee.

Oh, that's nice.

Not, of course, that you'd be interested.

Who said I wasn't interested?

Even old twits can get polluted, you know.

As a matter of fact, I'm very interested

in the problems of our environment.

Oh, good.

Then come along to the meeting with me.

Right.

No, I can't today.

I promised to help Trevor clear out his

drains.

Oh, I'm sure that's much more important.

Come on.

Sally gone.

To an anti-pollution meeting.

When are you going to open the stall

then?

We're seeing about it tomorrow.

Thank God for that.

Where's the sugar?

Under there.

Marvellous.

It's only a year while Jean and Sid

tidy up the garage.

Five years, you know, at college, and he

comes up with her.

Well, it's not finished yet.

How can you tell?

Because he said so.

He's got to finish it today, for his

finals.

Just a minute.

Be careful what you do with that funny.

I thought it was for filling the lawnmower.

No, the green one's for the lawnmower.

This one is for me wine.

I shall be very glad when I get

my shed up, and I'm not having any

of this rubbish in it.

But it's your rubbish.

Mine?

What's mine in it?

The lawnmower.

It is not my lawnmower.

It's the family lawnmower.

You just happen to think it's mine, because

I'm the only one who cuts the grass.

Well, what about all this wine?

A few bottles of homemade wine.

What else?

Go on, what else?

This isn't my rubbish.

No, you've shoved all yours next door.

Oh, blimey, look at the time.

They'll be open in five minutes.

Sid, you're supposed to be helping me tidy

up.

Yeah, well, when I get back.

The pop won't run away, Sid.

It'll still be there in half an hour.

Yes, well, I have to see an Australian

fella.

I might get an order from him.

See you later.

Hello.

Well, that can be slung out for a

start.

I said you can give me one of

three cars.

I'll have an E-Type Jag, a Bentley

or a Mercedes.

Otherwise, you can stuff your job.

You're right, mate.

You've got to stand up for yourself.

Have another beer.

No, no, no, no, I'll get them.

Alma, three large scotches.

Oh, Sid, I've got something for you.

It's exactly the same with our firm.

They wanted me to open our Melbourne branch.

And that, more or less, means taking over

Australia.

And you'd do well out there, Sid.

Now, you're the sort of bloke they like.

There you are.

No good to us.

I thought Jean might get a few bob

for it.

It's for my wife.

She collects for charity.

Yes, Sid, I understand.

Alma, you got a bit of paper?

No, no, I mean to wrap it up.

I'll go climbing.

The new people are supposed to be taking

the stair carpet.

It's no good to us in the bungalow.

It's a nice carpet.

We're only asking £40 for it and he's

haggling over that.

Well, what can you get for £40 nowadays?

That's what I told him.

It's only been down 18 months.

What's she like?

Oh, she's nice enough.

It's him I can't stick.

Come on.

Is there anything else you don't want?

Oh, we're not taking that, if you've any

use for it.

Oh, yes.

How much do you pay for it?

Oh, you can have it.

We've no room for it.

And I'm not leaving it for them.

Here, hold this.

You need a screwdriver.

It's pretty well fixed in.

I'll get Sid to help me after dinner.

There's no hurry, Sid.

Aye.

I said there's no hurry.

All right.

No hurry for what?

To get the overmantel from next door.

We can get it when you're ready.

I was fast asleep.

Oh, that's all right.

There's no hurry.

Good.

Only I'd like to get it this afternoon.

Oh, go blimey.

Come on, then.

Oh, Sid, wait till I've done the washing

up.

Oh, my

God.

All right, you ready?

We can't go in now.

They're here.

Who's here?

The new lot from next door.

They've just gone in.

Give me a shout when they come out

again.

Mr. and Mrs. Baines, still coming?

Hello, Mrs. Hobbs.

We've decided to take the stair cupboard.

Good.

Now, what did we settle on?

£40.

I seem to remember your husband saying £37

.50. When?

After I found that cigarette burn in it.

There we are.

You'd better see my husband.

I'll call him.

Tom!

Can you come in a minute?

Coming, dear.

All right, then.

Mr. Hobbs!

Mr. Hobbs!

Yes.

I shall, of course, be having most of

these out.

Oh, but they have lovely blooms on them.

Covered in greenfly.

Red spider.

Alive with it.

You sprayed them.

No.

You should be.

It's the only way to control pests.

I'm a great believer in spraying.

Turn it off!

Right, yes.

Turn it off!

It's not on.

Shit!

Sorry.

What are you?

What's happened?

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear, what's going on, Tom?

The hose.

Try it this way.

Where are you going?

Turn it off at the main.

Where's the turncock?

Eh?

The turncock, where is it?

That's it, you great twit!

What are you doing?

Get your hands off me!

Where's the hacksaw?

Give me the hacksaw.

Oh, no.

Give me that.

No, sir.

Give me that.

You great nit!

Mum!

You fool!

Mum!

That's your puppy!

Get your hands off me!

Leave it!

Leave it!

Mum!

Mum, where are you?

Go on, off with you.

Mum!

Mum!

Well, I'm sure it was an accident.

Oh, they wouldn't do it deliberately.

They're not like that.

I'm sure they'll be in in a minute

to apologise.

Well, of course you know them.

Whereas I do not.

Get your hand out!

What did he say when you apologised?

Nothing.

Nothing at all?

No, he just looked at me.

What did you say to him?

Well, I told him, Mummy, that in 50

years' time, the Earth will be a great

lifeless heap of pollution and rubbish moving slowly

in orbit round the sun.

I told him that his generation were responsible

for the savage exploitation of our natural resources.

But didn't you say you were sorry for

squirting water all over him?

Yes.

Well, I think so.

Well, I may not have actually said I

was sorry, because, I mean, it was his

fault.

And Miss Wentworth says that if...

Sally, I've heard quite enough about Miss Wentworth.

Ever since you've been in her class, there's

been nothing but trouble.

Well, Mummy, you told me to take biology.

Oh, yes, I know, dear.

But when I did biology, it was nice.

We didn't go around squirting hoses at people.

All we did was cut up frogs.

Sid?

Yes?

Don't forget we've got to get that overmantel

this evening.

As soon as I get back from work.

Oh, and Sid?

Yes?

We're going to see about the store this

morning.

Good.

Bye now.

Bye.

Mind how you go.

Yeah, all right.

Bye-bye, Sid.

Bye-bye.

We'll come and see you soon.

You do that.

And Sid?

Yes?

Don't forget the overmantel.

No, no, no.

I don't want them having it.

No, no.

All right.

Oh, Daphne.

These are the two lovely young ladies who

were taking over that vacant store.

Later.

Well, now, it's six quid a week in

advance, and you can move your stuff in

whenever you like.

Thank you.

Welcome to the family.

She's had a little bother, you know.

One of the other ladies stole her best

customer.

Oh, really?

It caused bad feeling, you see, dear, and

we like to avoid bad feeling.

I want us to be all one big,

happy family.

You married, are you, dear?

Oh, yes.

We're both very happily married.

We'd, er...

We'd better pay you, hadn't we?

Before we forget.

Yes, thanks.

And, er...

Listen, if one week you find you can't

manage it, just come and see me.

I'm very understanding, you know.

I'm sure we can arrange something.

I've seen you before somewhere.

At a jumble sale.

Oh, that's right.

Yes, you was after him, wasn't you?

Yes, you told us he wasn't worth a

light.

Well, I didn't know he was in the

trade, dear, did I?

You should have said.

Well, anyway, we're not going to row over

a blinking old stuffed addict, are we?

Have a cup of tea?

All right, thanks.

Have you met the landlord?

You mean Mr Oldham?

Yeah, and you want to hold him when

he's around.

Hello, Mike.

Well, Sal, that's the end of college.

Unless I fail my finals.

When will you know?

For a couple of months.

I'm going to get a job anyway.

Teaching?

How can I get a job teaching?

It's the summer holidays.

I've forgotten.

We don't break up till Thursday.

Where's Mum and Dad?

Next door.

They didn't mean this to come down in

a hurry.

Look at that.

Another half inch, we could hang our hats

on it next door.

Must have been up here for years.

I think it's holding the house up.

It's loose.

No, just let me take the weight.

Hang on.

Slowly.

Slowly.

I can't hold it.

All right, leave it to me.

I've got it.

Put it down.

Hide your feet.

That's it.

That's it.

When did you say they were moving in?

Tomorrow.

Oh, Sid, what are we going to do?

Let's put it back again.

No!

And he doesn't want them to have it.

Very, very urgent.

Next week, mate.

No, no, no.

Next week is no good.

It's got to be done tonight.

It's a simple plastering job.

Sorry.

God, blimey, I can do it myself.

You'll have to do it yourself, mate.

All right, I will.

Good luck.

And you.

Try someone else.

There is nobody else.

I've tried every builder in the book.

Perhaps Trevor knows somebody.

That's it.

That's it, Trevor's brother-in-law.

That's the idea, mate.

Not too sloppy.

Keep it well turned over.

Don't stop him while he's working.

God, look at that wind.

Are you quite sure this was set by

the morning?

Aye, it was set all right.

We was on one of them new housing

estates.

They'll be having it wallpapered by then.

They'll be having it wallpapered here and all.

We're off.

I'll get this done in ten minutes.

Oh, now, the red-hot plasterer said, I'm

only happy we found him at home.

He'll be all right.

Another five seconds and you wouldn't.

I was going out to do another job

at Wembley.

Oh, Mr. Murray, your wife's on the telephone.

Something about a roof at Wembley.

Oh, my God.

It's come off.

What has?

The roof at Wembley.

It's the wind.

I knew it would happen.

Here, I'll have to get down here right

away.

Wait a minute, what about this wall?

Oh, it'll be all right.

Look, I'll be right back.

You keep turning the copper over and keep

it damp.

Oh, Mr. Murray.

Here, this is a very urgent job.

It's got to be done by morning.

Don't worry, Sid, he'll be back.

At least we know it doesn't take long

to set.

What's the time?

Ten o'clock.

I knew it.

I knew it.

How could he possibly go somewhere and put

a roof on and get back here the

same night?

Sid, it was the tarpaulin that came off.

In this weather, it could have gone altogether.

And he's gone with it.

Sid, don't worry, he'll be back.

How do you know?

He hasn't finished his beer.

Well, I'm not waiting for him.

What can we do?

I'll show you.

There you are.

Who needs plasterers?

Look at that.

Smashing, Sid.

A great job.

And look at that.

Five o'clock.

Can't be bad.

Only took us seven hours.

Hey, great.

Here, what are we going to do with

all this rock?

Bury it in the garden.

OK.

Just a minute.

Thank you.

Oh, darn it.

No wonder he lost his tarpaulin.

Who's the clever boy, then?

It stayed up.

Yeah.

But it's an expensive way of doing it.

That doesn't matter.

It's the wrong colour.

I know.

That's why I bought the emulsion paint.

Dropping Sally off at school, ma'am?

There's nothing we can do, is there?

No, thank you, dear.

Mind how you go.

Bye.

Just give us a few minutes to set.

All right.

We'll tidy up.

All right.

Oh, no, they won't.

What happened?

Don't know.

Keeps doing it.

Where?

Well, mine's delaying them.

But I don't know how long you can

hold them.

Oh, well, go on.

Grab that.

Scissors.

Quick, Sally.

Get a piece.

Put it on there.

That's it.

Put it there.

Get off it.

Oh, Sally.

Oh.

Sorry, Steve.

We'll start right from the beginning.

Go.

No, no, no.

Just hold it.

Don't pull it.

Never mind about starting.

Just push it out of the way.

It's right on him.

Come on, we haven't got all day.

Oh, come on.

Get in.

Put the handbrake on.

What?

Try to start her, mate.

That, I imagine, is the handbrake.

Oh, yes.

Sorry.

Now try.

It might help if you steered straight.

What?

Has his steering gone?

I don't know if it's the steering or

him.

My God, it's falling to bits.

Hurry up, Steve.

That's lovely.

Right.

Turn it over.

No, the other one.

Leave it, just leave it.

Leave it.

Right, Sally, grab onto that.

Quick.

That's it.

Give me some more play.

Steve, I'll do it.

Don't panic.

Just leave it to me.

Oh, Sally.

Go and see if they're coming.

Come on, get out of it.

Let me do it.

There's been an accident.

The manager van's in the car.

Push.

Push.

They've had a collision.

Not Mike's car?

Yes, but Mike wasn't driving.

Who was it?

Nobody.

Nobody?

Yes, you see, what happened was...

All right, all right, all right, never mind.

Tell us later.

Here, open this tin of paint.

Very nasty.

Right then, who's the driver of this vehicle?

Nobody.

You was driving it.

Not when it hit that car, I wasn't.

Who was driving then?

And who are you?

We're from next door.

And what are you doing here?

Yes, well, we've come to...

Help you.

Help me?

Yes, help you move in.

Put up the garden rails and pictures.

Yes, do a bit of painting.

Or wallpapering, or fix the carpets, or...

That's most kind of you, but I'm sure

we shall manage.

We're very well organised.

Oh, well, in that case, we'll go.

This man came into my house and pulled

the wall down.

No, no, no.

I was repairing it.

Never mind about that.

Who was driving this car?

I was not driving it.

I was steering it.

Abbott?

Yes?

Got a shed for you.

Oh, my God.

Next door.

This car's not fit to be on the

road.

It was all right before he bashed it

up.

Take no notice of anything this young man

says, Sergeant.

He's not all there.

Not all there?

This is my son.

That does not surprise me in the least.

It's all right, everyone.

I'm back.

I don't know if I should go out

there or not.

I wouldn't, Mummy.

It's complicated enough already.

You will, of course, send your account next

door.

I don't mind where it goes, Gav, so

long as it's paid.

I am absolutely whacked.

Do you realise I haven't slept all night?

I've put up enough plaster to cover the

Houses of Parliament.

I've had to pay Al for fixing that

wall next door.

I've got a shoe full of paste.

And any minute now, we're going to break

out in civil war with that fellow next

door.

Oh, dear.

Where are you going?

I've cleaned it all.

Hasn't it come up nicely?

It's all this great monstrous bloody thing's fault.

Yes, I know, dear.

But it was worth it.

Sid!

Oh, that's lovely, Jane.

But if anybody buys it, I don't know

where we'll put anything.

Hello, darling.

Hello, Mum.

There we are.

Now, Dad's going to bring the rest as

I'm going off for an interview.

Oh, all right, dear.

Good luck.

Yes, I'll need it.

With all the students being home, you're lucky

if you can find a job anywhere.

Bye-bye, Mum.

Bye, dear.

Do you like it?

Oh, it's lovely, Dad.

Hello, darling.

Hello, Mum.

Nice.

Oh, it's a lovely garden.

Yes, dear, isn't it?

What are the neighbours like?

Of course, the house isn't quite straight yet.

No, I said, what are the neighbours like?

Come and have a look upstairs, Kate.

Why?

They're not upstairs, are they?

Oh, dear.

The neighbours.

She might as well know.

She'll find out soon enough.

The ones on that side are absolutely appalling.

Especially that boy, mind you.

He's not all there, you know.

Why?

What does he do?

Nothing.

Doesn't seem to work at all.

Just loafs about all day, pulling old cars

to bits.

He's a layabout.

Well, we don't really know that, dear.

He might be a student like Kate.

Student, my foot.

The boy's an idiot.

Any idiot can do it.

All the grubber's in here, ready cooped.

All you have to do is warm it

up in here.

Apart from eggs and hamburgers.

What about eggs and hamburgers?

I'll show you.

You fry them on hot plate.

Every two hours, you change the music on

tape recorder.

Anything else?

Yes.

Look, if you've got no jobs to do,

wash your hands.

Now, the customers always like to see it.

It shows cleanliness.

Well, the plumbing's up the spout again.

But look, never mind.

You just mack out as though you're washing

them, like this.

Now then, you got it?

Yes, I think so.

Right.

Oh, is there a staff room?

A staff room?

Yes, you know, a thing with a...

Oh, no, no, no.

But there's one in pub up road, and

we allow you six minutes, and that includes

two minutes to get there and two to

get back.

Right, get that lot on.

Come on, men.

Let's be having you.

Oh, it's time we were opening.

Come on.

Egg, hamburger and chips for five.

Double cheeseburger, egg and chips.

Where's my frankfurter corn and chips?

Look, give us a chance.

I've only got one pair of hands.

Come on.

Oh, it's slavery being a cook.

Slavery.

I'm glad you realise it.

You're good.

When I was your age, mate...

We worked from six in the morning till

ten at night.

Very comical.

What time do you start?

Half past nine.

Good.

Just give me time to help me put

that roof in front on the ship.

Haven't you got any calls this morning?

Not until half past ten.

Where's Sally got to?

Her breakfast's getting all grizzled up.

She's on the phone.

She's always on the phone.

Well, Moira, you have to make the decision.

Which is more important, saving the world from

pollution or going out shopping with your mother?

Mum says your breakfast is getting grizzled up.

I'll be in in ten seconds.

You have exactly ten seconds to decide, Moira.

But remember, the action committee are depending on

you.

Sally, do you want your breakfast or don't

you?

Yes, I'm coming, Mummy.

Well, Moira, are you with us or aren't

you?

Right, 10.15. I'll make it 10.14.

It's 10.15, Sally.

I'm not waiting any longer.

Here she is now.

I'm sorry I'm late.

My mother said I had...

It's all right.

Come on,

everyone.

You take the back seat.

You help me carry the sack.

Come on, out of the way.

Thank you for the order, Mr Jones.

You're very welcome.

That's your daughter, isn't it?

That?

Sort of.

Well, you know what these kids are.

Anything for a laugh.

Why not take the order, will you?

What order?

One moment.

You stick to your property.

I'll stick to mine.

Liz!

I say, Liz!

Carol!

Just a minute.

What?

The lady ordered Alabama apple pie, but you

brought her Mississippi angel cake.

So what?

But she doesn't want it, that's what!

Right!

Well, you have it!

Is that the labour exchange?

Must you get a job right away, dear?

You've only just got home.

I need the cash, Mum.

What'll you do?

Oh, anything!

It's only for a few weeks.

How do I look?

Fine.

What did you say your name was?

Kate.

Ah, welcome to the galley, Kate.

Thank you.

Take my advice.

Whatever you do, don't eat the food here.

I've already decided that.

Wise girl.

Tea, Sid?

Thank you.

I went to another jumble sale.

There wasn't much there.

Good.

I bought you a nice hat.

For two bob.

It's a Panama hat.

Thank you, but I do not want a

Panama hat.

There are many things in this world I

do want, and a Panama hat is not

one of them.

I thought you could wear it in the

garden.

Oh, Sid, she said she was sorry.

Sorry?

Sorry?

I nearly lost that order.

Could have cost me 300 quid.

She didn't know.

All right, say it.

I'm the cause of the row.

Sally, go back to your room.

Just because I stand up for what I

believe in, just because I stand up for

what's right, just because I stand up...

If I have any more of that, you'll

stand up, all right?

You'll stand up because you won't be able

to sit down.

Go on, then.

Hit me.

Hit me.

That physical violence!

Oh, God, Blimey, what's the use?

I'm going to go mow the lawn.

Would it do you good in the garden?

You can wear your new hat.

It would be.

There we go.

Such confidence.

Oi!

You have got my hat on.

You are very mistaken.

I have got my hat on.

Where's mine, then?

I've no idea.

It was hanging on this tree.

So was mine.

You have stolen my hat!

Give it back!

Oi, po-face!

You're a crook!

A thief!

That's what you are!

Sid!

What are you doing?

He has stolen my hat.

Stolen your hat?

Yes.

Well, I didn't think you liked it.

That is not the point.

Excuse me.

You did what?

I gave it to the jungle sale.

Well, you never liked it.

But that is not the point.

How did he get it?

I suppose he bought it at the jungle

sale.

It was at the local church.

Oh, my God, that's him.

Oh, good.

Well, you can give it back and apologise.

Certainly not.

Ronald!

Give me that hat back!

It's his property now.

I don't care, Vera.

I will not apologise to him.

All right.

Shove it up your Panama canal.

What happened?

I told him he could keep it.

My feet are killing me.

Wonder if the last bus has gone.

I can give you a lift if you

like.

Now, that's a very welcome offer.

Where do you live?

Oh, not far.

Ah, I know a shortcut.

Across the common.

Oh, do you now?

Well, I don't happen to live that way.

OK.

Well, we'll go across the common first and

then you can direct me from there.

You'll see they've loaded all their junk down

here.

Yeah, Jim put that in when I wasn't

looking.

It won't happen again, I promise you.

God, all this old stuff.

Here.

Look at this, Sid.

E.

Winemaking and E.

Rifkemaking.

Jim bought that for me at the sale.

I haven't had a chance to look at

it yet.

Oh, it's an old book, mate.

Publift, 1805.

Your teeth playing you up?

No.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's the printing, the old-fashioned printing.

Here's a drawing of Ireland Pot still.

Very interesting.

Anyone can make a still, there's nothing to

it.

Yeah, well, why don't they?

Well, making whisky's illegal, isn't it?

Yes, I suppose it is.

Mind you, I suppose it's only illegal under

certain conditions.

What conditions?

If they find out about it.

Yeah, you'd have to be careful where you

did it, if you did it.

Yeah.

I mean, you want somewhere quiet and out

of the way.

Where the wife wouldn't find out.

Exactly.

What do you say, Sid?

Why not?

Oh, so this is what they teach you

at art college, is it?

Oh, yeah, we have to study anatomy.

Well, you studied quite enough for one night.

What's the matter?

You know quite well.

No, I don't.

Now, stop it.

I'm not doing anything.

What do you have?

Now, what's the matter?

I thought it's gone to sleep.

Yes, and it's time I joined it.

Come on.

We don't have to go yet.

It's not late.

Yes, it is.

They'll wonder what's happened to me.

Where do you live?

Whitby Avenue.

But so do I.

We live at number 84.

But you can't, Mike.

We live at number 86.

We've just moved in.

If she isn't home soon, I shall go

out and look for her.

Oh, do stop fussing, dear.

Perhaps she's met a boy.

Oh, don't talk nonsense, Vera.

What sort of boy could she meet in

a place like that?

Well, she did say something about the cook

being rather nice.

The cook?

Oh, he's not a real cook.

He's a student of some kind.

No, it's my father's fault.

No, Mike, it's mine.

I'm sure of it.

Well, anyway, the way things are, it might

be as well not to say anything for

a while.

Perhaps you're right.

And when we're not working, we can always

meet in secret up the end of the

garden.

Oh, Dad, who's that?

Oh, hello, Alf.

Look, I've just dropped this off for Trevor.

It's as good as new, come out of

the house at Wembley.

What's he want it for?

It's an hot water tank.

But we've got one.

Oh, yeah.

Could you have her put it in myself,

didn't I?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

Well, perhaps he wants another one.

It's only two quid, there's no hurry.

But, Alf, what...

Oh, I can't stop now, love.

I've got to get the house annealing, and

the water's pouring in, and the whole family

will drown if I don't get there quick.

I'll see you.

Oh, Alf, does he want it for?

For making wine in.

Doesn't that make the wine taste funny?

Oh, no, no, it's what they call the

Costa Brava method.

Do you remember we spent a week out

there, where one of those Spanish waiters told

me they always make their wine in copper

hot water tanks?

No wonder we could never get a bath.

He's up to it again, every Sunday morning.

Well, he has got the silencer fixed.

Well, all he has got fixed.

Well, now that he's working, he doesn't have

much chance.

I suppose you wouldn't like to look at

it for him?

I'll look at it for him.

With a sledgehammer.

Here you are, Dad.

Thank you, Kate.

It's the girl from the cafe.

Mike!

Mike!

What?

I've seen her!

Oh!

Seen who?

Kate!

Mike, she can't really be their daughter, can

she?

Yes, she is.

Now, if you say a word, I'll kill

you.

Oh, I won't say anything.

I quite like her.

But what will happen when Daddy finds out?

None of his business.

I'm not frightened of Dad.

What about her, Dad?

Ah, yes.

Well, we'll deal with that when we come

to it.

Oh!

That's it.

Here you are, Sid.

Sir.

Sir.

Well, it ought to work, theoretically.

Yes, provided we get enough heat out of

these two immersion heaters.

Yes, but with no thermostats on, it's just

going to get hotter and hotter, isn't it?

Well, it should do.

Here, turning the barley water into steam, which

goes through the coils, where the cold water

condenses it into whisky.

I mean, that's it, isn't it, theoretically?

Yes, theoretically.

Well, why don't we try, shall we?

No.

I mean, after all, what can happen?

It can bloody blow up, mate.

That's what can happen.

Look, Sid, we don't have to stay in

here with it, do we?

You're right.

We can switch it off in the garage.

We'll give it half an hour, see what

happens.

Right.

Let's go.

2543.

Could I speak to Miss Kate Baines, please?

I'm sorry, who do you wish to speak

to?

Miss Kate Baines?

Kate?

Oh, Kate, yes.

Who is it speaking?

This is one of her colleagues from the

quick snack cafe.

It's urgent.

Just one moment.

It's for you.

Who is it?

One of your colleagues from that cafe.

She says it's urgent.

Urgent?

What can they want that's so urgent?

Well, she sounded as if she were being

strangled.

Hello?

Are you free to talk?

Yes, who is it?

This is Mike's sister, Sally.

But don't worry, I'm on your side.

Oh.

Yes, is anything wrong?

No, Mike says he's got the car fixed

and can you meet me in Montrose Avenue

at two?

Yes, OK.

Is he there?

Well, no, he's still working on the car,

but it will be fixed by two.

All right, then.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

And don't worry, you can rely on me.

I shan't let you down.

How long do you make it?

25 minutes.

That's what I make it.

All right.

Leave it to us.

We'll hang it up for you.

Do what?

Hang it up for you.

The washing.

We're not doing anything, are we, Trev?

No.

Well, if you're not doing anything, could you

look at the washing machine?

Yes, well, we'll do it after.

After what?

After we hang up the washing.

There you are, then.

Yes, well, we'll do it in a minute.

Why can't you do it now?

No reason, really.

Oh, Sid.

Yes?

Don't forget the washing machine.

The water doesn't run into it properly.

And if it heats up with no water

in it, then the man says it can

blow up.

Sid, we didn't put any barley water in

it.

I know.

Water!

What do you think you're doing?

I've got no idea what you're doing.

What?

Oh, I've got some...

Sid!

Sid!

Stop it!

Come on!

Come on!

Look at that!

Get out!

Get out!

Is this yours?

No.

Then would you mind telling me where it

came from?

Perhaps it fell off a zeppelin.

You look very nice, dear.

Who is it?

Oh, just a boy I know.

Is it that student from the cafe?

Yes.

Why don't you ask him round?

Oh, well, perhaps I will one day.

Bye!

Where shall we be?

Wherever you like.

Er...

How about, er...

Brighton?

Brighton?

Will you make it?

My dear girl, this car has been to

Afghanistan and back.

Oh.

Oh!

Sid?

Hmm?

I've never heard of Brighton.

I've heard of boiling up wine to make

it ferment quicker.

I keep telling you, it wasn't supposed to

boil.

The immersion heater went wrong.

But you hadn't got any wine in the

tank.

There's something else that went wrong.

Trevor thought I'd filled it and I thought

he'd filled it.

Sid?

Hmm?

If you boil wine up, doesn't it turn

into brandy?

Pardon?

Brandy.

I hadn't thought of that.

Well, in my opinion, if you take some

wine and you put it into the...

What can that be?

Oh, Mike's not in yet, Al.

He's all right.

Yes, I've tried that as well, Dad, but

it still won't work.

Have you got enough to ring your mum?

Just about.

All right.

Where are you?

We're on the A23, just outside Brighton.

Brighton?

Just outside.

How did he get to Brighton?

Gored nose, isn't that thing?

Can't he find a garage?

He only had ten pence and he used

that to phone us.

How's he going to get home?

How do you think?

No, I'm not worried, dear.

As long as I know you're all right.

When will you be in?

Well, what's happened to her?

The car's broken down.

Yes, dear.

Whose car?

That boy from the cafe, the student.

I thought he was a cook.

No.

All right, dear, we won't wait up for

you.

Let me speak to her.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, Kate?

The pips have gone.

You may go to bed if you want

to, dear.

I intend to see this student cook when

he brings her home.

If he ever does bring her home.

Oh, what time is it?

Nearly five.

There's not much on the road.

He should be here in a minute.

Mike?

Yeah?

Why don't we tell him?

Tell him what?

About us.

Oh, not now.

Let's wait until he's in a good mood,

eh?

This is, um, Kate, darling.

How do you do?

I'm awfully sorry you had to come out.

Think nothing of it.

Did you bring the tow rope?

Would you like to get out now, too,

love?

Oh.

But does she have to?

It's pouring with rain.

If she wants to get out, yes.

But if you're towing me...

I am not towing you.

It's pouring that thin in this kind of

weather.

But I can't leave it.

I can.

I won't leave it.

Stay in it.

I'll forward your mail.

Get in.

Where does Kate live?

Oh, uh, not far from you.

If you just drop me at this corner.

I'm back, Dad.

Ah.

Ah.

Where is he, then?

Who?

This chap you were with.

Did he bring you home?

Yes, of course, Dad.

But he's gone now.

Good night.

Oh, God.

What's she like?

Who?

The girl.

How do I know?

You must have seen her.

Oh, yeah.

She seemed all right.

I didn't take much notice.

She must be the one from the cafe.

Yeah, probably.

Mike seems very fond of her.

Mm.

I wonder why he doesn't bring her home.

Mm.

What did you say, darling?

I couldn't hear you.

Right, that's it.

Let's turn her off.

You see it?

Yeah.

In the garage.

Eh?

Oh, yeah.

We'll give her a few minutes to cool

off, right?

Right.

Pure brandy.

Pure rhubarb brandy.

Sid, I don't suppose anyone's ever made rhubarb

brandy before.

Well, if they have, I've never had that.

This bottle is quite here.

Look at that.

That's it.

Could you turn it off, Sid?

Gentlemen!

Yeah, well, it hasn't matured yet, has it?

Oh.

Oh, you stripped that chair, then?

Yes, my husband got me some stuff.

Caustic soda?

I don't know what it was, but it's

marvellous.

It took four coats of paint off in

no time.

Ooh.

Ask him to get some for me, would

you?

All right.

How much is that?

The fish?

And no, the figure.

Oh, I get a very big call on

fish.

Fifteen.

Oh.

No, thanks.

Hello.

How much is this?

Ten.

You live next door, don't you?

Yes, that's right.

All right.

Seven.

Oh, no, I couldn't.

I mean, are you sure?

Special price for neighbours.

Oh, thanks.

You must come in sometime and have a

cup of tea.

I'd love to.

She seems awfully nice.

Yes, possibly she is.

But for heaven's sake, don't get friendly with

them.

We don't want them in here.

Ronald, dear, I shall be friendly with whom

I please.

All right, so long as you don't bring

him in here.

Oh, that ghastly son of theirs.

Haven't seen him lately, have you?

No.

Probably in prison.

Double egg and chips.

I love you.

Double cheeseburger and chips.

I love you, too.

She's out with him every night and we

still haven't seen him.

If you ask me, there's something fishy about

him.

He's probably married.

Well, we could always go along to the

cafe and take a look at him.

Now, that, Vera, is a very good idea.

Where's that row coming from?

Oh, it's next door.

I think they're having a party.

Ham, chicken or breast beef?

I'm sorry, I don't eat the flesh of

animal corpses.

Sorry.

Happy birthday, darling.

Oh, Daddy, thank you.

Here we are.

I couldn't stand her wrecking down there.

I had to come up here for a

couple of minutes.

I don't blame you.

It's only just started.

Oh, blimey.

Look, why don't we go out for a

snack?

Sally won't mind, will she?

Mind?

She won't even notice we've gone.

Right.

Let's go to that place where Mike works

and you can have a look at his

girlfriend.

All right, then.

I'll be back.

Mike!

Mum and Dad!

Hello.

Who's that?

That's the short order cook.

Yes, he is, isn't he?

Kate, could you take over here for a

minute?

What's up with you, then?

Er, cramp.

Cramp?

Yes, in my legs.

I often get it and then they give

way on me.

Try standing up.

No, I can't.

I'll lie down.

If I lie down, it goes.

The last fella had a favour and he

kept sneezing over all the hamburgers.

Give it here.

Ow!

Lie over there, out of the road.

Alabama chicken and chips, two cheeseburgers and a

woofer.

Woofer?

Hot dog.

That can't be him, can it?

Ask her.

That's not him, is it?

The student?

Oh, no.

He's the boss.

He's relieving him.

Are you any better?

Oh, no!

Worse!

Oh, bloody hell.

You don't mind if we should eat, do

you?

Not in the least.

We're leaving.

But Ronald, we haven't eaten yet.

All the more reason to leave.

I can't see Mike, can you?

I'll go and have a look.

Are you looking for someone?

Yes, our son.

He's working here, but only during the holidays.

He's a student.

What's happened to him?

Crump.

What are you doing about it?

It's all right, Dad.

What's wrong with him?

Crump.

Would you get back to your tables, please?

No, I wish to see him.

Are you a doctor?

No, of course not.

What the hell's he got to do with

you, then?

Hang on.

Just hang on a minute.

He might know something about first aid.

I'm not here to assist him.

I'm here to warn him.

Warn him?

He is not to see my daughter again.

Your daughter?

I didn't know you had a daughter.

Oh, please don't make a fuss, Daddy.

How could you do this to us?

How?

Get out of it, the lot of you!

Is this his daughter?

Yes, but it's none of your business.

It is my business, and I'm trying to

run it.

You get back to that cash desk.

Don't you dare speak to my daughter like

that.

I'll speak how I bloody like.

Sorry.

It was, um...

It was an accident.

Oh, look how he looks.

Now then, now then.

Give over, you bloody maniac.

Give over.

Hang on, wait a minute.

Now, cut it out.

Now, don't do that.

Give me a cloth.

Right.

Dear, do you think we should do something?

No.

Let's keep out of it.

Come on, Raj!

Somebody get the police, quick!

Come on.

I knew we'd get away with it.

We should never have been arrested.

No, exactly.

I still think we could sue them for

wrongful arrest.

Of course we could.

But that's not bother.

No.

We've still got this other business to sort

out, your son and Kate.

Yes, but let's pop inside and discuss it,

shall we?

That's a very good idea, Rob.

Ronald, Sidney.

Call me Ronald.

And so, after a long discussion, Sidney and

I have decided we have no objection to

you becoming engaged to Michael.

Unofficially, of course.

And then, after a year or so, if

you still decide you want to go through

with it...

Yes, dear, it's in August.

What is?

The wedding.

Pretty, it won't be ready for the wedding.

We are not catching a drop of that

until it's matured.

You saw what he did to the varnish?

Yes.

Come on.

Ah, Sidney.

Hello, Ray.

Ronald.

Yes, Ronald.

I came to see about...

I can smell it again.

Smell what?

The smell of the wedding.

Distillery fumes.

Get away.

Perhaps they've opened a new distillery around here

somewhere.

Oh, no, no, no.

If they were, I'd soon know about it.

It's my job to know.

What is it you do exactly?

I know you're some kind of civil servant.

Customs and excise.

I'm a collector.

It's my job to collect for all the

duty payable on tobacco and...

and spirits.

Must be very interesting.

Yes.

Actually, I came to see about the wedding.

Yeah, well, why don't we go in the

house and talk about it right away?

Yes.

The pulleys, I think, should be formal.

Formal, definitely formal, by all means.

Come on.

Come on.

You look lovely, Daddy.

I look like a ripe twit.

Well, the car's here.

It's all right.

We've got plenty of time.

Where's Mike?

Probably outside looking at his wedding present.

Oh, I like that.

Who sent that?

Who do you think?

Ah, Jean.

Now, if you'd like to go in the

car with the bridesmaids...

But it's all right.

Sid'll take his car.

No, no, no, no.

We've ample room in the higher cars.

Oh, God.

What are you up to?

You get filthy.

The battery's flat.

You're getting married in half an hour.

I still need the car for the honeymoon.

Go on, go on.

There were definitely four cars ordered.

Where's it got to?

Mike!

You'll be late.

Stop panicking, Sal.

Now, then, Kate.

To avoid seeing the bridegroom, stay in the

house until all the rest have gone.

I shall be in the car waiting for

you, and the driver will sound his horn

twice.

Yes, dear.

Sid.

Yeah?

You dismantled the gear?

Now, what chance have I had?

Yeah, but suppose if he finds out?

Will you stop worrying?

He wouldn't nick his daughter's father-in-law,

would he?

Ah, wouldn't he?

He would.

Ronald, one of the cars has broken down.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Higher cars don't break down.

Well, this one has.

They're trying to send us another.

But there isn't time.

There's no time.

Let me speak to them.

Hello?

This is disgraceful.

Absolutely disgraceful.

I could think of no other word for

it.

Hello?

Hello?

Smurf?

No, no, no.

I'll take three of them and Jean.

No, no.

I've organised Jean.

She's going with Vera.

All right.

I'll take Trevor.

No, wait.

Supposing Trevor takes Mike's car?

Trevor can't drive.

So supposing he takes my place in the

bridegroom's car, and Jean can take three of

them in Mike's car?

Ah, good.

I knew we'd get it organised.

Come on, Mike.

Get in.

Girls and Vera.

Come.

Come.

Mike.

Come.

Mike.

You should have gone in that one.

Well, what'll I do?

Get in the end one.

This one?

The end one.

Yeah.

Go on, get in.

Here, wait for me.

Here, hold it right there.

Go on.

No, no, no.

In here.

Get in.

All right, off you go.

Sid, it won't start.

Of course it won't start.

It's taking the battery out.

You take mine.

I'll see if I can start this one.

Come on, quick.

Come on, Auntie.

What's wrong?

The battery's on charge in the garage.

Then let's get in.

Yes, come on.

Sid?

Yes?

Don't worry about Trevor and me.

I've rung for a taxi.

Trevor's gone.

You can come with us.

Come on.

Where's my father?

He must have gone in one of the

others.

Sid, tell me to get in here.

Oh, well, as long as he gets there.

Get a rag or something to carry it.

That's it.

The shed!

Good God, it's on fire.

Come on, leave it.

We can't leave it, man.

It could set the fence on fire.

The house could go.

I'll get the hose.

But if he didn't come with you, where

is he?

I don't know.

Well, they were coming in Mike's car.

Perhaps they couldn't start it.

I'll go and ring up.

I brought yours.

So has he!

Don't go too close, you might explode again.

What, Mike?

The brand new, the paint stripper.

The shed's full of paint stripper.

Tell Kate not to worry.

Where is she?

In the living room.

Right, I'll go.

I found both houses from the vestry.

There's no answer, so they must have left.

Don't worry, dear.

They'll get here.

Don't worry.

Who hasn't turned up then, the bridegroom?

The bride's father.

Well, he don't matter, as long as the

bridegroom's here.

I wonder where that's going.

The vicar says unless we can start right

away, you'll have to postpone it.

We have another wedding at 11, and we

have a funeral at half past.

We are not postponing it.

But you can't get married without your father.

He's giving you away.

Then somebody else can do it.

I'd be happy to do it.

Most happy.

But, Kate, you can't.

It must be your father.

I don't care who gives me away.

As long as I get married, please tell

them we're ready.

Just like her father.

I can't find Kate, and the car's gone.

The doctor said she couldn't go without me.

Stop giving her away.

Well, don't worry about it.

The fire brigade's here.

Right.

Everyone here?

No.

Thank you, mate.

Hang on.

Wait for us.

Hang on.

Daddy.

We made it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold it.