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Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries.

That's Scooby -Doo, Fred Jones, and Daphne Blake. Hey, how you doing? Of

I want to play myself in the movie version, and that's Norville Rogers.

It's Shaggy, like nobody calls me Norville. What's the matter, Norville?

That's not on tape, is it? Something wrong, Norville. Norville, Norville,

Norville. Very funny.

Norville.

A staple for every mystery.

Scooby Snacks.

Yeah, Scooby Snacks. Yum, yum.

Have you heard anything about these woods being haunted?

Well, you know, my grandparents used to tell a story about some 10 -foot -tall,

spikes on his arms, monster wandering the woods. Just crazy talk, really.

It was right above us. It was big. It was puffy. It was globby or

something. I don't know what you want to call it.

But it was big.

There was a glow to it.

It was just right over the ridge there. The eyes, the eyes would burn a hole in

you, just glowing, burning, freakish eyes.

Aliens, bioengineering, genetic mutations.

I don't know what's going on, but it troubles me.

I've heard about a ghost of a Civil War soldier that exists around here.

Giant? radioactive cat over by the nuclear plant.

Kids say he lives off stray dogs, but I don't know. I don't believe that stuff.

Hmm, it doesn't add up. All their stories are different.

Right on, right, giant rats.

She said giant cat, not rat, Scooby.

That's what I said, rat.

Cat. Rat.

Have you... heard anything about these woods being haunted?

Uh, no.

No, I'm not really from around here, so I wouldn't know anything about haunted

or anything, but, uh... Hey, you guys look familiar to me.

I think you're on that show. Aren't you guys on that show?

Like, uh, what show you talking about?

Oh, yeah, you know what I'm talking about, that mystery sleuthing thing, you

know, where you're chasing around after the ghosts and the witches and all that.

It's like a mystery deal.

You're cartoons, aren't you?

Have you heard these woods are haunted?

You kids stay away.

Those woods are cursed.

I never go near them.

Oh, I bet she never goes near a dentist either.

Okay, the map says the sightings are this way.

I got a weird feeling about this.

Like these woods don't look like our regular woods.

They look different.

What are you talking about?

Like I don't know.

Things just look more... realistic.

Realistic? Come on, guys, it'll be fun.

Don't forget, it's my turn to pull off the mask.

We're now leaving the van and going into the woods. Bye!

Why do we have to always do these things when it's almost dark?

Here's the cemetery where the curse in these woods began.

Like, that's really fascinating.

Why can't we go now?

What do you mean? We're going to camp here. How else can we learn about the

curse? Camp here?

By a cemetery?

Like I didn't sign on for this.

The local legend is that one spooky night in 1773, some local people...

I'm trying to put the tent up before it gets too dark, so I'm going to keep

rolling in case that spook appears.

And now we're putting the tent poles into the grommets.

We've got to make sure we put the tent tarp on.

Now we're putting the stakes up to hold the tent.

Will you please put the camera down, Velma? It might be easier without it.

I don't want to miss anything. Shut it off!

Maybe it's Daphne. Now, why would I complain if it was me?

And there it was, standing on a hill above us.

Claws raised, luring eyes, and a piercing scream like... Like this isn't

story. We were all there. It turned out to be that old ship's captain, remember?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

I'm going on a trip to the moon, and I'm taking an apple.

A banana.

A chocolate cream pie.

That was a good one, Scoob. A donut.

Eggplant parmesan.

And funnel cakes.

I'm taking funnel cakes.

Scoob, it's your turn. You got G.

Scoob. Scooby.

What's that noise?

the camera get the camera huh what is that let's split up and check it out no

way jose will someone go out there for a scooby snack

somebody anybody like are you out of your mind can't you two just go out

dressed up as surgeons and confuse the monster and time to an operating table

you guys do great with monsters

fun way to find out. Yeah.

Guys, hold on. We don't know. Oh, no.

No. What?

What is it?

They're stale. They're completely and totally stale.

Okay. Somebody has piled Scooby Snacks in weird little piles outside our tent.

Like I'm not touching those things. Those are haunted Scooby Snacks. That

creature touched them.

I need a break.

My feet hurt.

Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?

At least I try to look feminine.

The map says we should be... The van should be over there.

We should be there in an hour.

Oh, Velma, that's what you said two hours ago.

You don't know where we are, do you? I know. If we just follow the map... Can

just fix... this out and get home i'm done with monsters and curses put a fork

in me i'm done yeah put a fork in me too give me the map like how can you

read this map it's just a dotted line and an x let's just keep moving

We're close to the van. I know it.

Would you come off it, Freddy? You have no idea where the mystery machine is.

Why is it you're the one who's always driving anyway?

Oh, is that how it is?

Well, listen here, Ms.

Smarty Pants. Maybe if you chip in for gas every once in a while, you could

drive. Yeah, gas money.

What? What was that? Does anyone understand what this dog is saying?

Scoob. Yeah.

I want to go home.

I'm working on it.

Velma for crying out loud.

A glasses strap? How many times have we told you? A glasses strap! Could you

just help me look? I can't see without my glasses.

Oh, so you mean, could we find your glasses for you? Not now, Freddy.

No, no, no. Wait a minute. She wants us to help her find her glasses, but she's

not going to be helping. They're her glasses. She's not going to be helping

them. Like she's blind as a bat without them. It's nighttime, genius.

Where'd she go?

She wandered off.

This is just great.

Zoinks! We're never gonna get out of here!

Zoinks? That's all you have to say, Zoinks? What the heck does that mean,

anyway? Oh, I'm sorry.

What do you want me to say?

Jinkies!

Fred? Daphne? What are you laughing at? Nothing. He's got a point, Velma.

There's got to be a perfectly good explanation for all this. Smoking

glow -in -the -dark paint, a movie projector, or... A movie projector?

We're in the middle of nowhere, Freddy. How are they going to plug it in?

Batteries? Right, a movie projector that runs on batteries. Oh, that makes a lot

of sense. Well, I don't know.

Maybe... Maybe what? They've got a really long extension cord. Look, I'm

trying to... Just admit that you're...

No food.

He loves doing that.

Shh.

Oh, man. Did you hear that?

Hiya, gang.

Looks like there's a mystery to be solved.

Hi, Scrappy.

Just wait till I get a hold of that monster, Uncle Scooby. He'll never know

hit him. I'll give him one of those and one of these.

And Uncle Scooby can give him one of these and one of those. Won't you, Uncle

Scooby? Won't you?

Oh, yeah, that's just what we need.

You scare us at the cemetery last night.

Well,

if you didn't do it, then who?

That was found

beside a dirt road.

Search parties have spent several days searching the woods and found hundreds

Scooby snacks, but no trace of the teenage sleuths have been found.