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Okay, here they come.
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What's up, Seth Rowe?
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Hold up.
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I'll bust out the planes, okay?
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Get the fuck down.
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All right, I'll take the ones on the
left. Take the ones on the right.
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There it is.
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Honey, I hope you'll be ready to go.
Yeah, one sec, babe.
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Abort mission! Abort! Abort!
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I'm dead.
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Did we talk about?
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What are you talking about?
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These are my beers.
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I bought them.
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I told you I'm not drinking your lame
-ass wine coolers. Not about the beers.
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About drinking with my boyfriend.
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Are you seriously telling me to tell
your boyfriend not to have any beers?
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That's what we agreed to.
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Well, that was before DEFCON 3 came out.
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Listen to me. This is my only night off
this week.
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And I want to spend it with my boyfriend
at a fancy restaurant, eating nice food
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and dancing.
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And when I come home, I want him in my
bed.
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I don't need him up all night playing
video games, getting drunk with you, and
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passing out on the sofa.
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Okay, well, it's his day off, too.
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So, if he wants to spend it having
brewskis with his bro... I am not
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competing with you, Chadwick. He's my
boyfriend.
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You know what?
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I think you're a bad influence on my
best friend.
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Me, the bad influence?
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Yeah, that's right.
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If your boyfriend wants to spend his
time with his best friend more than he
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wants to spend it with you, maybe you
need to get a new boyfriend.
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What did you just say?
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Yo, Chad, what's the EPA on that IPA?
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Face it, sis.
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The man's made his choice.
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You lose.
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I'm ready.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, come on, hop in the shower.
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It's our one night of the week that we
get to go on a date.
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Come on.
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Baby,
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are you awake?
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Come on, it's our date night.
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Please, for me.
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Baby, please. Come on, wake up. Wake up.
We gotta go.
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Hey, Tiz.
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Nice dress.
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Hey,
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bro.
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What's up?
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Look, I'm not in the mood for more of
your lectures right now, alright?
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Lecture. Funny.
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No, you know, I was just thinking about,
you know, when we were kids, playing at
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your mom and my dad's house, how we
would always wrestle.
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And, of course, I mean, I would always
win.
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Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would let you win
sometimes.
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Right.
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Anyways, my point is, don't you miss how
close we used to be?
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Well, I suppose if we spent more time
together, then...
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I wouldn't be spending as much time with
my best friend.
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Exactly. Like, maybe you'd like hanging
out with me so much you wouldn't even
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want to see Jason.
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Well, that's not really how it works. I
mean, me and Jason just have a lot more
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in common than you and I.
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It's not that I don't like spending time
with you. I do, but it's just
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different.
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Because I'm a girl?
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Well, yeah.
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And you can't wrestle with me anymore
because I'm a girl.
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Well, you're a woman. And it's not
exactly that cool to wrestle with your
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adult stepsister.
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Because you'd get turned on?
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What?
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Fuck off. What are you getting at here?
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I want to make a deal. Okay? I want
something from you that costs nothing.
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Just your effort.
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And in exchange, I will give you
something for me that costs nothing,
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efforts.
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And what do you have that I would want?
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What don't I have that you would want?
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How about this?
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I take off this sexy little dress for
you so long as you leave my boyfriend
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alone whenever I want.
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You know this is kind of fucked up,
right?
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What kind of pervert do you think I am?
I want to see my sister naked?
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Okay, all right. Let's just forget about
it. Sorry.
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Okay, hold on.
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I'm not saying I don't like the
direction that this is headed.
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I do.
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It's just, you know, if you're just
standing there naked, it's just going to
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feel like my sister's standing there
naked because she wants something in
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exchange. It doesn't feel like it's
really for me. It's not really that.
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fulfilling. So I just maybe want to
tweak it a little bit.
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You know? So what do you want, Chad? I'm
desperate here.
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Well, there was this one time where you
and Jason were in the other room and
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you had this music playing and you were
giggling and oh, I don't
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know, it's gonna sound kind of crazy,
kind of goofy.
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Just tell me.
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I want you to give me a lap dance.
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A dance?
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Like, a striptease?
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No, I've only ever done that for my
boyfriend.
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Do it for me like you would do it for
him.
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Oh, my God.
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No, Chad.
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Why are you laughing?
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You're the one who came in here, like,
ready to get naked for me to strip down.
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Like, I'm not the pathetic one. Okay,
deal.
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Okay?
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Deal.
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Is this what you wanted?
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Yeah, that's working.
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That's pretty nice.
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Thank you.
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Let me just, uh, I just need to adjust
my zipper. It's killing me.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, it's, um, it's not a big deal. I'm
just, you know, I'm enjoying it, so,
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yeah. I can see that. You're fucking
hard.
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Yeah. I like it. Come on.
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Should I continue?
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It's too distracting, like... Yeah?
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Yeah. Well, I can feel how you're wet.
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Well, yeah, there's a hard dick right up
against me, like... Yeah,
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I don't... Well?
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What do you want me to do?
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I mean, I don't know. It's more
comfortable, I guess. You could take it
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I'm...
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I'm not going to do anything with it
after that.
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Okay. Yeah.
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That sounds good.
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Okay.
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You want to just, you know, just grind
against it a little more?
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I guess, if I keep my panties on.
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Yeah, like that.
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Yeah.
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You think maybe I could just see you?
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Next to your pretty face.
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After that, a deal's a deal, I swear.
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Okay. I just want to see it next to your
face.
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Yeah? Yeah, of course.
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Why don't you lay back on the bed?
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Thank you.
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Can I make the deal a little sweeter for
you?
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It's a little better than what I was
expecting.
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But it's definitely blowing my mind.
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Okay.
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but in there.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my fucking god.
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Oh my god.
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I didn't know my stepbrother had such a
nice fucking cock.
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fucking god.
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Yeah.
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Let's just use that for the...
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Bye.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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You know what?
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I think you're a bad influence on my
best friend.
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Me? The black... Fuck, sorry.
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One more time.
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