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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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Hey, Justin.
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Are you riding yourself?
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Where's my son?
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He had a lunch date.
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Clearly he's much better at this whole
online dating thing than me.
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Oh, what? No luck?
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No, I mean, no one looks back on me. And
it's like the ones that do, it's like
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they never follow through on the plan.
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That's weird.
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You're such a good looking guy. I can't
imagine that's true. Let me see your
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profile.
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Okay, let's see what we have here.
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Justin, these are horrible photos of
you.
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Really? Yeah, I mean, this one's of your
foot.
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I'm no model or photographer.
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You just see up your nose on this one.
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And what? I thought it was a good one.
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Justin,
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you are such a handsome guy, okay? These
photos do not do you justice. No wonder
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no one is swiping right.
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You just need some photos that show who
you really are.
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The handsome boy that you are.
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I'm sure if you had better photos, women
would just be lining up.
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Yeah, why don't we take some?
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Really? Okay. Yeah, okay. Stand up.
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All right. Okay.
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So kind of pose, like kind of relax.
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Chill. You're a cool guy.
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Okay, here we go. Ready? Okay. One, two,
three.
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Okay. Oh, all right. Yeah, this is much
better.
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I mean, like a model one. I mean. That's
right.
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Okay. Oh, girls are going to love these.
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All right.
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Okay. Now, don't get so salacious.
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I mean.
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Come on.
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I like them feisty.
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Look natural.
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Okay. Good job. Business professional?
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Yeah. Yeah. Good.
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You get it. Okay.
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All right. Now, girls like little butts.
Why don't you turn around a little bit?
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Little butt?
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Okay. All right.
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There we go.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Let's take a look at them.
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No gun show?
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Yeah. Let's do it. Do the gun show?
Yeah.
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Okay. Okay.
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Wait, which direction are we pointing?
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I don't know. Whatever.
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Okay. Let's do it. Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Are you sure?
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Really? Really sure. If you're going to
show the gun, show the gun.
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Okay. Ready?
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Yeah. All right.
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Yeah. Up in the air.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're the Superman.
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Oh, the posture's everything.
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That's true. Yeah. Oh, I think girls are
really going to like me. Let's see.
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Oh, wow. I like that one.
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That's a good photo.
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But are you sure it's going to work?
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You know, I mean, these are good photos
of you. But, you know, I think that's
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what really gets girls is, like,
masculinity, you know?
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Like, oh, wow.
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You know, like when they're swiping
through all the photos, they want to
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like, something that's going to capture
their eye.
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Make them go, whoa, right?
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You want them to go, whoa, when they see
your profile?
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Yeah, more testosterone.
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That looks pretty eating.
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Let's do more testosterone.
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Okay, now you hold the camera.
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Okay. Okay.
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I have an idea. Oh, my God. This is
going to be great.
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This is going to be perfect.
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What?
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It's perfect. I don't know if girls want
this.
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Justin, listen.
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Okay, I am a woman.
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And I know what women want. And women
want dick pics.
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Okay. Okay, so get to taking those
photos.
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Right.
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This is really going to drive the women
crazy.
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Okay.
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You're going to have more dates than you
ever could have even imagined.
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Yeah.
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I mean, women like to play coy, like
they don't like them, but they love
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When you take photos, you want to get
really
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into it.
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Yeah. Because people know in photos,
they know if you're into it or not.
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Of course. They can tell.
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Yeah.
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So when should I send these? Do you
think in like, around like lunchtime?
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Yeah? Okay.
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Okay.
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Every girl on that app is going to know
what you're made of.
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Very impressed.
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These photos look amazing.
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I bet they do.
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Now why don't you put that phone down?
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Okay. And you just let me enjoy.
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Yeah.
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Nice and slow.
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There we go.
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I feel its honor.
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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That was so easy.
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Now you're getting us. Do it again.
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Do it again.
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Yes.
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Yeah, they are.
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for you.
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the same way.
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That's so good.
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Yeah.
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We'll show them now. Once, one at a
time. But with these new pictures, only
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they're going to get all the girls.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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