All language subtitles for Your.Monster.---leo

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian Download
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,722 (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) 4 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,861 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 5 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,266 STEVE: AJ! AJ: Yeah? 6 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,767 STEVE: Am I taking her downstairs? 7 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,103 She's cleared, right? 8 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:37,071 AJ: Yeah, bring her over to discharge area. 9 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:38,939 I think her friend's picking her up. 10 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,508 STEVE: Are you ready, Miss Franco? 11 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,176 ♪ Gray skies are Gonna clear up ♪ 12 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,813 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 13 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,582 ♪ Brush off the clouds And cheer up ♪ 14 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,084 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 15 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:52,253 MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here for Laura Franco. 16 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,755 Laura Franco! Franco! 17 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,757 - (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING) - MAZIE: Don't shush me. 18 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,626 - Laura. Ugh! - RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am. 19 00:00:58,626 --> 00:00:59,960 - Quiet.-What? 20 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,829 Oh, my God, it's bright. Sorry, I'm late. 21 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,931 How are you feeling? 22 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,701 (GROANS) Like death. 23 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,503 (SIGHS) Me, too. 24 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:12,406 Ooh! Steve. 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,541 ♪ And spread sunshine ♪ 26 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,742 I'm Mazie. 27 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,144 ♪ All over the place ♪ 28 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,446 ATTENDANT: I'm married. MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are. 29 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:21,115 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 30 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:25,453 (GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 31 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,687 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 32 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,688 I love you. 33 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,527 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 34 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,464 ♪ And if you're feeling Cross and bickerish ♪ 35 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:38,766 ♪ Don't sit and whine ♪ 36 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,769 ♪ Think of banana splits And licorice ♪ 37 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,138 ♪ And you'll feel fine ♪ 38 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,740 ♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪ 39 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,376 ♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪ 40 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,079 ♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪ 41 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,647 Even I feel sick being in here. 42 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,383 Thank God I'm here to pick you up. 43 00:01:55,383 --> 00:01:57,017 ♪ So spread sunshine ♪ 44 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,552 - (SIRENS WAILING) - ♪ All over the place ♪ 45 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:01,655 DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer in the lower abdominal region. 46 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,724 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 47 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,507 JACOB: (SIGHS) You need a caretaker. 48 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,008 I can't do it all... 49 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,511 It's been a year almost now of tests and treatments. 50 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,346 (SIGHS) Fuck! I need time for me. 51 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,414 I'm sorry. 52 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,915 - Let's talk about this. - I can't. 53 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,717 Let's talk about this, Jacob. 54 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,685 Please, Jacob. 55 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,020 STEVE: Can she walk out without... 56 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:35,356 MAZIE: Yep, we're good. One foot at a time. 57 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:37,891 LAURA: Please don't do this. 58 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,594 You're breaking up with me? (GRUNTS) 59 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:43,197 - Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob! - MAZIE: Delicate flower. 60 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:46,467 Jacob! 61 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,173 Jacob! 62 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:56,877 (SIGHS) 63 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:02,616 (YELLS) Jacob! 64 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:03,851 - (SOBBING) - NURSE: Shit! 65 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:05,953 Hey! Hey, hey, hey... 66 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:08,656 Jacob! (CRYING) 67 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,491 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 68 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,666 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 69 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,434 - (CAR HORNS HONKING) - (DOOR OPENS) 70 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,436 MAZIE: Okay. 71 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,504 - (MAZIE GRUNTS) - (BAG CLATTERS) 72 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,506 Oh, my God. 73 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,508 (EXHALES) 74 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,910 We did it. 75 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,879 Huh? Okay, slow walks. 76 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,147 Home sweet home. 77 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,418 (GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh! 78 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,854 How does it feel to be back at your mom's? 79 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,191 (UNDER BREATH) Not that she's ever here anymore. 80 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,700 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 81 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,502 Your mom sent you 12 pies, 100 cookies 82 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,604 and $5,000? 83 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,205 She loves to send sugar and dough 84 00:03:58,205 --> 00:03:59,607 when she's on a diet. 85 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,276 What does she think? Carbs cure cancer? 86 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,545 (CUPS CLINKING) 87 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,146 What is that? 88 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,681 MAZIE: What's what? 89 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,550 There's a box and a bag over there. 90 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,587 - What? - (GRUNTS) Ah! 91 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,023 What is it? 92 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,227 Jacob called me and asked me to pick up 93 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:21,562 some of your stuff. 94 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,864 (LAURA SIGHS) 95 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,500 - (SOBS) - MAZIE: Oh, okay. 96 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:27,835 I know... I know it sucks. 97 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:29,069 Okay, I know it sucks. 98 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,904 But, you're home now, 99 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,573 and the surgery went well 100 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,443 and you got $5,000. 101 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,812 Let's take a beat here, okay? 102 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,215 I'm your ride or die, bitch, all right? 103 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:46,320 Every second, every minute of every day. 104 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,522 I'm fucking here with you, okay? 105 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,057 - Okay, thank you. - It's gonna be okay. 106 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,325 Thank you. 107 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,461 Wait, fuck, what time is it? 108 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,829 3:34? 109 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,931 Fuck! I have to go, shit! 110 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,367 I gotta go downtown, ugh! 111 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 I'm doing this really stupid reading, 112 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,570 but the producer wants to fuck me, 113 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,204 - so the pay is good. - Wait, now? 114 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,040 Yeah, ting! Laura. 115 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,943 You are a hero and a champion. I'll call you tomorrow. 116 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,712 Okay? Eat some pie. 117 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,080 Sleep and don't cry. 118 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,281 Don't cry. 119 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,749 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 120 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,619 - MAZIE: Bye. - (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 121 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,287 (DOOR CLOSES) 122 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,095 (LAURA SOBS) 123 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,399 ** 124 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,166 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 125 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,267 ** 126 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,204 (LAURA GRUNTING) 127 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,972 Why doesn't he love me anymore? 128 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,708 (SHRIEKS, CRIES) 129 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,144 ** 130 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,382 DELIVERY MAN: Uh, package for Laura Franco? 131 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,051 (SOBBING) I'm disgusting. 132 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,586 That's me. 133 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,389 LAURA: It's just tissues. 134 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,290 - Okay. Nice. - I ran out. 135 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,560 Oh, well, I'm glad you ordered more. 136 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,662 (LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 137 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,433 - Hey. - LAURA: Good to see you, 138 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,401 - Amazon man. - Still crying? 139 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,936 (LAURA BLOWING NOSE) 140 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,237 He just loves her. 141 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,606 He really loves her. 142 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:15,843 (SOBS) I don't like that one. 143 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:18,311 DELIVERY MAN: Laura, good to see you. 144 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,813 LAURA: Thank you. 145 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,282 Do you mind if I... 146 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:24,785 I just... I really need a hug right now. 147 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,253 DELIVERY MAN: I don't know if I'm... Oh! 148 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,688 LAURA: (SOBS) I really needed this. 149 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:33,160 (SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT) 150 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,695 - (PLAYING PIANO) - LAURA: (SINGING) * Hi ♪ 151 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,366 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 152 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,269 JACOB: Hey, Laura. 153 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,704 Could you come sing this for me? 154 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,674 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 155 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:47,675 Yep. 156 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,681 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 157 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,215 What do you think of, um... 158 00:06:56,283 --> 00:07:01,722 ♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪ 159 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,624 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 160 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,026 - Enchanté. - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. 161 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,528 - I really love the new lyrics. - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 162 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:08,962 (PLAYING PIANO CHORD) 163 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,163 JACOB: I actually wanna talk to you about something. 164 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,132 I want you to be the lead of House of Good Women. 165 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,135 LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob. 166 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,737 It's my dream. 167 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,971 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 168 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,473 LAURA: It's everything I've ever wanted. 169 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:21,975 JACOB: I know. 170 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,544 That's why I'm offering it to you. 171 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,716 - (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE) - (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING) 172 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,555 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 173 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,759 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 174 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,763 (LAURA SNIFFLES) 175 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,771 (FLOOR THUDS) 176 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,675 (FLOOR THUDS) 177 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,644 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 178 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,116 (FLOOR CREAKS) 179 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,692 (FLOOR THUDS) 180 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,126 Hello? 181 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,428 (MUSIC FADES) 182 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,865 (TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) 183 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,199 - (DOOR OPENS) - MAZIE: Laura? 184 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:19,933 (LAURA GASPS) 185 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,802 MAZIE: Hello? 186 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,738 (KEYS JANGLING) 187 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:25,773 MAZIE: What did you do last night? 188 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,809 - Uh, I read... - MAZIE: Hmm. 189 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,979 ...made soup. 190 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,714 Worked on the music for House of Good Women... 191 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,648 - (MAZIE GASPS) - ...for a little bit. 192 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,449 - Oh, my God. - My voice is... 193 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,285 I forgot to tell you. 194 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:41,421 Little Yale drama bitch, Taylor Gregory, would not 195 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,758 stop talking about going in for Jacob last week. 196 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,893 I almost taped her mouth shut. 197 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,060 - Wait. What do you mean? - It's like... 198 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,829 The show isn't even that good. 199 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,330 Finishing School for Girls, written by a dude... 200 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,999 - Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie. - ...I'm literally asleep. 201 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,066 - Stop, stop. - Yeah, what? What? 202 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,836 What do you mean going in for Jacob? 203 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:57,504 Are the auditions out? 204 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,607 Yeah. Didn't you get one? 205 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,875 - No. - Why are you practicing then? 206 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,782 Because I like to keep my vocal cords warm. 207 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,685 - Aw, shit, Laura. - Wait. Did you get one? 208 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,520 Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson is casting it, 209 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:14,922 and I don't fuck with her. 210 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:15,923 Oh, my God, I can't. 211 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:20,127 I mean, I... I thought that 212 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,330 at the very least he'd still... 213 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,866 Do... Do you think Jacob still wants me in the show? 214 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,502 I mean... 215 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,971 You did just have surgery a few weeks ago. 216 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,706 Maybe... 217 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,541 Maybe he thinks you can't perform right now. 218 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,543 And... 219 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,278 Maybe you can't. I mean... (SIGHS) 220 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,548 You still kind of have cancer, right? 221 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,583 (CAR HONKING HORN) 222 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,119 I guess, I... 223 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,487 We're here. 224 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,422 I love you. Give me a big, fat hug. 225 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,158 Oh, you're not... 226 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,359 - You're not coming with me? - Mmm-mmm. 227 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,161 I can't. I gotta go to karate. 228 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,495 I love you so much. 229 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,897 - I love you. - Call me after. 230 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,036 (LAURA SOBS) 231 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,004 (SNIFFLES) 232 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,472 Aren't you used to this by now? 233 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,876 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 234 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,580 - (RAIN PATTERING) - (THUNDER RUMBLES) 235 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,817 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 236 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,928 (LAURA EXHALES) 237 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,130 (PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS) 238 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,608 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 239 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,485 (LAURA SOBS) 240 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:03,931 (SOBS) 241 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,637 (LINE RINGING) 242 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,875 No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS) 243 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,777 - (PHONE CLATTERS) - (WINCES) 244 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:19,780 (GRUNTS) 245 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,115 (SIGHS) 246 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,117 (ALARM BLARING) 247 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:24,885 (FLOOR THUDS) 248 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,256 (THUDDING CONTINUES) 249 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,423 (ALARM STOPS) 250 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,126 - (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) - (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 251 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,862 (LOW GRUMBLING) 252 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,137 - (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) - (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY) 253 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,641 Hello? 254 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,679 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 255 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,701 - (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) - (LOW GRUMBLING) 256 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,718 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES) 257 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,623 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 258 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,358 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 259 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,796 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 260 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,766 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 261 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,577 - (MOUSE SQUEAKS) - (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS) 262 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,447 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 263 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,749 (SIGHS) 264 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,085 Oh, thank God. 265 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,087 - (EXHALES) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 266 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,757 (LOW GRUMBLING) 267 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,127 (INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING) 268 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,773 (MONSTER GROWLS) 269 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:30,978 What's up? 270 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,746 (LAURA SCREAMS) 271 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,449 (PANTING) 272 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,887 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 273 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,855 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD) 274 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,861 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 275 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,567 MONSTER: Hey, stranger. 276 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,137 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure what kind of tea you drank. 277 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,805 Hope green's all right. 278 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,543 (LAURA SCREAMS) 279 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,512 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 280 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,815 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 281 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,154 - You done? - LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah! 282 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,989 Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES) 283 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,724 It's too bad you conked out. 284 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,793 I have this pretty neat monster routine I do now. 285 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,995 I think you'd find it to be, 286 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,464 um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very, 287 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,899 well, scary. 288 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,634 (CHUCKLES) You don't remember me? 289 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:28,868 At all? 290 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906 1994? Tropical Storm Beryl? 291 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,475 Your mom was out late. Shocker. 292 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,344 You freaked out and saw me under the bed. 293 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,247 - No? - What? What is happening? 294 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,314 Okay? A little offensive. 295 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,749 What about '01? 296 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,151 You got in trouble? Opened the closet. 297 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,418 We bumped into each other. 298 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,853 Right? My beard was a little patchier 299 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,155 in my tween years. 300 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024 Nothing? 301 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:53,994 Okay. Oh! 302 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,828 That, uh, that musical theater kid. 303 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,829 What was his name again? 304 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,601 - Benji?-Benji! 305 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,503 Should've eaten that little motherfucker. 306 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,473 You're a real temptress, 307 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,540 - you know that? - (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR) 308 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,242 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (BENJI SCREAMING) 309 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,280 (YOUNG LAURA GASPS) 310 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,381 MONSTER: But I was young. 311 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,648 Can't be too hard on myself. 312 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,850 LAURA: This can't be real. This isn't real. 313 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,887 Are you gonna hurt me? 314 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,023 (CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know. Do you want me to hurt you? 315 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,024 (SOFTLY) No. 316 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,130 Then, what do you want? 317 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,898 So. (CHUCKLES) 318 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,233 I'm not really a roommates guy. 319 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,702 Uh, after you moved out, 320 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,404 and your mom started travelling, 321 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,072 doing all that spa shit. 322 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:43,410 I kinda, actually, realized I prefer living alone. 323 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,179 But then, tonight, you saw me, I saw you, 324 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,514 and then you were on the floor, 325 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,716 and I can't just leave you lying there like that. 326 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,251 I mean, I'm a monster, but I'm not... 327 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,987 a monster, you know. 328 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,855 Anyway, I thought about our situation, 329 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,424 and here's what I think we should do. 330 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,492 Do you mind? 331 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,528 I think we both take the night. 332 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,496 (CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup. 333 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,898 Then tomorrow, you get up, you have your coffee, 334 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,001 you, uh, you pack your shit up, 335 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,469 - and get out! - (LAURA SCREAMS) 336 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,571 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 337 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,409 But I... I can't leave, this is my house. 338 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,411 Well, it's my house now. 339 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,413 But I have nowhere else to go. 340 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,082 I wasn't asking. 341 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,452 (MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 342 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,127 (CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 343 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,963 - All right. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 344 00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:40,067 It's just that I'm talking to a monster. 345 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,135 And... And... And you're scary. 346 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,437 You're really freaking me out right now. 347 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,573 - No, stop! Please stop. - And I'm sad. 348 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,609 - I'm really, really sad. - (MONSTER SCOFFS) 349 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,311 I just need you out of the fucking house. 350 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,080 - LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES) - I need you out of the house. 351 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,314 It's a... Fine! 352 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,682 - Fine! - (LAURA STOPS CRYING) 353 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:58,718 (MONSTER SIGHS) 354 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389 Okay, two weeks. 355 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,124 You got two weeks. 356 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,759 - Two weeks? - Yeah. 357 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,395 After that, you're outta here. You pack your bags, 358 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,629 you hit the fucking pavement. 359 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,664 And you know what else? While you're here, 360 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,733 you follow my rules. Okay? 361 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,136 Number one, don't get in my way. 362 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,106 Number two, don't tell me what to do. 363 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,575 And number three, if you tell anyone about me, 364 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,245 I'll rip your fucking throat out. 365 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,914 (SIGHS) 366 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,551 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 367 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,604 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (LAURA SCREAMS) 368 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,206 (YELPS) 369 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,674 Yeah, you better run. 370 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,609 (LAURA GRUNTING) 371 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,078 - Still got it. Still got it! - (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING) 372 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,081 ** 373 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,983 ♪ I won't be far behind ♪ 374 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,452 (LAURA GASPS) 375 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,919 - (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) - Hey. 376 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,222 ** 377 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,057 Hey! 378 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,127 ** 379 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,130 ♪ Hide and you're probably found ♪ 380 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,700 ** 381 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,635 ♪ It makes no difference What you say ♪ 382 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,537 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 383 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,873 ♪ From me ♪ 384 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:27,974 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 385 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,576 (WHIRRING STOPS) 386 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,946 (SWITCH CLICKING) 387 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,883 ** 388 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,050 MONSTER: That's enough. 389 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,420 For the love of God. 390 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,054 Play a different song. 391 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,256 Play a different song! 392 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,359 I'm so annoyed! 393 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,261 I'm so annoyed right now. (GRUNTING) 394 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,298 I had to do that. 395 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,600 Monster? 396 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,937 ** 397 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,339 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 398 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,040 What'd I say? 399 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,342 (MONSTER GRUNTS) 400 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,443 (THERMOSTAT CRACKS) 401 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,044 MAN 1: (OVER TV) Yeah, I know. 402 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,247 I've been through this before. 403 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,449 She's everything you've ever dreamed of. 404 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,017 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 405 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,485 (MONSTER SNIFFING) 406 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,425 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 407 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,792 - Hello. - MONSTER: Hello. 408 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,661 MAN 2: All right. 409 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367 (MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY) 410 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,071 Can I help you? 411 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,574 MONSTER: No, I'm just looking for something to read. 412 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,975 Is that a problem with you? 413 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212 No, it's not a problem with me at all. It's just... 414 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,014 MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 415 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,583 WOMAN: You didn't write very often. 416 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,717 Little books. 417 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,019 weren't very interesting so I tore them up. 418 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,357 It's cute. 419 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,824 WOMAN: A lady doesn't correspond... 420 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,625 Sesame chicken? 421 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,628 - Yeah. - Shun Lee? 422 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,165 - Yeah. - Cool. It's a good spot. 423 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,303 Oh, look, little dog. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,937 Lots of little things. 425 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,138 - Are you hungry? - MONSTER: No. 426 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,374 MAN 2: Well, you're right. 427 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,276 I already ate. 428 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,943 So you don't want any sesame chicken? 429 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,112 If I wanted sesame chicken, I'd eat some sesame chicken. 430 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,414 That's odd, 'cause you keep looking 431 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,615 at the sesame chicken. 432 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,650 I don't keep looking at the sesame chicken. 433 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,185 You keep looking at the sesame chicken. 434 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,291 - Let me just make you a plate. - I don't want a plate. 435 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,992 - I ordered too much, anyway. - Sure, give me the extra food. 436 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,360 - Let me just make you a plate. - Dying to feed me... 437 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,761 - Take some chicken, and... - ...your sesame chicken. 438 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,396 - let's stop talking about it. - Just give it to me. 439 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,864 Just hand it to me! Mmm. 440 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,032 Mmm. 441 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934 MAN 2: From the very first moment I saw you... 442 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,969 (MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY) 443 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,438 (GROWLS) 444 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,373 Ha! 445 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,676 Can you order some more? 446 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,679 (MAN 3 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 447 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,680 MONSTER: Mmm. 448 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,719 The ratio of pork to dough 449 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,153 is a little off. 450 00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,556 But I like the taste, generally. 451 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,391 - You're dripping on yourself. - MONSTER: Oh. 452 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,528 Look at that. Oops! 453 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,364 Oh, what? Wait. 454 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333 - (MAN ON TV GRUNTING) - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 455 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,701 This supposed to be a documentary? 456 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,537 Well, clearly not. He's doing it all wrong. 457 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,339 Strike down, not across. 458 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,907 You're flailing, man. 459 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,243 - (CHANNEL CHANGES) - Hey, I was watching that. 460 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:20,747 Oh, my God! Best movie ever made. 461 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:24,216 The music it... (SIGHS) always makes me wanna cry. 462 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,153 - No. - Give it to me. 463 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,220 - Give me that. - No! 464 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,722 (GRUNTS) Give me the remote. 465 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,860 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (MAN GROANING) 466 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,528 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 467 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,764 LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed. 468 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,031 MONSTER: Oh, come on. 469 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,400 Just gonna give up that easily. 470 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,068 - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. - Fine! 471 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,470 (REMOTE CLICKS) 472 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,237 (MONSTER SIGHS) 473 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,746 They didn't have to go to all this trouble. 474 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,214 A small wedding would have been all right. 475 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,282 (LAURA SOBS) 476 00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,688 (SIGHS) They really don't make movies like this anymore. 477 00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:04,557 (SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES) 478 00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,258 Every time, it makes me cry. 479 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,194 (MONSTER SNIFFLES) 480 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,462 (SOBS) 481 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,200 (SNIFFLES) 482 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,271 Yeah, I liked it. 483 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,411 - Are you crying? - No. I'm not crying. 484 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,878 - You're crying. - I know I'm crying. 485 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,380 I mean, I'm obviously not crying. (VOICE BREAKS) 486 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,616 Are you fucking blind? 487 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,719 My eyes are dry and you're crying. 488 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:35,788 (SOBS) The movie was just fine, okay? 489 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,925 (CHUCKLES) You love musicals. 490 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,627 - No, I don't. Stop. - (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do. 491 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,430 - This is some bullshit! - (LAUGHING) 492 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,465 (SOBS) I don't wanna feel this way. 493 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,967 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 494 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,301 (LAURA HUMMING) 495 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,805 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 496 00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,615 - (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS) - (GASPS) Shit. 497 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,683 - Hello. - (LAURA SIGHS) 498 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,418 Don't sneak up on me like that. 499 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,486 Come on, you're fine. 500 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:08,888 You going somewhere? 501 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,624 No. 502 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,660 - MONSTER: Hmm. - (OBJECT CLATTERING) 503 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,662 What are you reading? 504 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,599 A script. 505 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,469 Cool, who... who wrote it? 506 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,271 This guy... friend... I know. 507 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:30,209 Oh, a guy named Jacob Sullivan. 508 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,611 (CLICKS TONGUE) Very interesting. 509 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,882 Actually, yes, it is interesting 510 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,819 because I am contemplating, 511 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:44,223 maybe, showing up to the auditions today. 512 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:46,358 - MONSTER: Oh! - Maybe. 513 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,394 Is this the show you were telling me about? 514 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,862 The one you developed with him? 515 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,230 Yes. No! 516 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,999 I did not develop it with him. 517 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:56,068 I was just very helpful in the development process. 518 00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,805 Yeah, those two sentences mean the exact same thing. 519 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,641 It'd probably be weird for me to just show up, right? 520 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,876 I mean, what would I say to him? 521 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,646 Like, "Oh, give me the role because you feel bad for me?" 522 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,915 You could. 523 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,817 Or I could threaten to eat him if that would help. 524 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,251 I mean, I could eat him. It would literally take me, 525 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,352 - like, two seconds. - (LAURA MUMBLES) 526 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,587 He broke up with me. 527 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:15,688 I mean, why would he... why would he want me 528 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,490 in the show if he broke up with me. 529 00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,492 Uh, because you're good. 530 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,561 Because it's your fucking part. 531 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,863 (SIGHS) I don't even have an appointment. 532 00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,698 - They're not gonna let me in. - Okay. 533 00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:26,833 And I can't do a musical right now. 534 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,334 Look at me. 535 00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:29,335 I just had surgery. 536 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:32,204 - So?-So? 537 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,073 - Look at me! - I'm looking at you. 538 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,675 - Look! - Uh, from this angle 539 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:37,677 I can see your back and your face simultaneously. 540 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,411 That's how much I'm looking at you. 541 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,547 - I'm a mess! - No, you're not. 542 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,582 - I'm a disaster. - Ugh! 543 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:46,285 (SIGHS) Okay. Don't go. 544 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,554 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 545 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,089 Hi, I am here for the audition. 546 00:24:50,089 --> 00:24:51,357 Yes, so is everyone. 547 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,992 Right. (SIGHS) 548 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,762 Bye, diva. What part are you reading for? 549 00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,864 - Uh, Laurie Francis. - SCOTTY: Okay. 550 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,567 Uh, I actually don't have an appointment. 551 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:02,702 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 552 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,637 (GRUNTS) Um, you cannot audition 553 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:05,605 - without an appointment. - I... I know. 554 00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:07,740 I... I just thought maybe you could. 555 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:08,741 (CLICKS TONGUE) I know, I'm sorry you thought that, 556 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,610 but I can't help you. I'm so sorry. 557 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:12,979 Okay. 558 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,915 Okay, thank you. 559 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:16,783 Wait. 560 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,451 Why do you look so familiar to me? 561 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,389 Well, I... I actually played Laurie 562 00:25:23,389 --> 00:25:25,091 in a few of the workshops 563 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,426 - in the out-of-town tryouts. - Oh, my God, right, yes. 564 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:28,260 Yes. Oh, my God. I remember now. 565 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,630 You were so good. 566 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:31,497 - Why didn't they... - Thank you. 567 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:33,065 ...just offer it to you. 568 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,767 Aren't you and Jacob, like, dating? 569 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:38,504 Oh, well, that... It was, um... 570 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,139 - SCOTTY: Ooh! - Actually, we're... 571 00:25:40,139 --> 00:25:42,341 - It's a little bit... - You guys broke up. Got it. 572 00:25:42,341 --> 00:25:43,776 Say no more, okay. 573 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,578 Um, here's what we're gonna do. 574 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,579 We're gonna squeeze you in. 575 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,280 Don't tell anyone. 576 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,116 Just, um, take a seat 577 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:52,251 and we'll call your name in a little bit, okay? 578 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,485 Thank you so much. 579 00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:55,521 - That's so nice. - This business is hell. 580 00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,656 - (CHUCKLES) - (LAURA SIGHS) 581 00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:58,758 Oh, my! 582 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,126 That's Jackie Dennon. 583 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,694 - I love her. (CHUCKLES) - (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 584 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:06,032 Oh, my God! She's like... (SHRIEKS) 585 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:07,466 Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS) 586 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,201 Oh, my God. 587 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,770 Jackie, hey. 588 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,606 ELLYN: Oh, Scotty. You can cross Sarah Mann 589 00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:15,541 and Ari Grace off the list. 590 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,514 Oh, is that a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see? 591 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,684 (ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING) 592 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,786 - (ELLYN LAUGHING) - JACKIE: Hi! Mmm. 593 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,187 ELLYN: Oh, my goodness! I keep forgetting 594 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,056 - how gorgeous you are. - Wait, look at you. 595 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:31,557 - Oh, thank you. - What are you doing? 596 00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:32,659 Can I have the number of the doctor? 597 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,126 - Oh, stop! - (SCOTTY LAUGHING) 598 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,028 - (JACKIE MUMBLES) - I'm so glad you're here. 599 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,064 - JACKIE: Yeah, yeah. - Scotty, who do I have next? 600 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:40,532 Uh... Uh, you have, uh, Laura Franco. 601 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,369 Okay, Laura, follow me. 602 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:44,303 This one won't take long. 603 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:45,371 Okay, yeah. No rush. 604 00:26:45,371 --> 00:26:46,605 - Bye.-Bye. 605 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:48,908 Uh, come on, Lisa. 606 00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:50,576 MAN: (LAUGHING) Are you kidding me? 607 00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:51,678 I think about that all the time. 608 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,613 ELLYN: We have Laura Franco stepping in. 609 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,153 Oh, shit. 610 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,724 - Hi. - JACOB: Laura. 611 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,895 Wh... What are you doing here? 612 00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,797 Oh, I was... I was in the neighborhood. 613 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,666 I thought I'd pop in. 614 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,334 What a surprise. 615 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:19,271 I'm... happy... to see you. 616 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,439 Uh, you two know each other? 617 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:21,440 - Yeah. - JACOB: No. 618 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:22,709 Yes. 619 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,843 - ELLYN: Oh. - I'm kidding. 620 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,178 - (ALL LAUGHING) - That's funny. 621 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:27,379 Yes. Okay. Great. 622 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,614 - Yeah. - ELLYN: Um, okay. 623 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:29,716 - Okay. - Well, we have, 624 00:27:29,716 --> 00:27:31,583 uh, Jacob Sullivan, 625 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,419 our celebrated director and writer here, 626 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,855 who you apparently already know. 627 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,924 And a few members of our creative team. 628 00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:39,358 Okay? 629 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,727 Nice to see you... Meet you. 630 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,794 Yeah. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 631 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,195 - LAURA: Okay. - Thanks. 632 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,530 (EXHALES) 633 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,634 (PLAYING PIANO) 634 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,203 (CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS) 635 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,205 Oh, that's, uh, that's it? Just two bars? 636 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,074 Okay. Got it. Sorry. 637 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:55,975 Let's do it, yeah. 638 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,277 (LAURA EXHALES) 639 00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,379 (PIANO PLAYING) 640 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:01,647 (PAPER BAG RUSTLING) 641 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,850 (VOICE CRACKS) * Hi ♪ 642 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,985 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 643 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,955 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 644 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,657 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 645 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,293 ♪ True, maybe that... ♪ 646 00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,929 Sorry, um... 647 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,998 Uh, can I... I can do better than that. 648 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,666 - (SOFTLY) That looks good. - LAURA: Can I... 649 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,001 - take it one more time? - Mmm, yeah. 650 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,870 (INHALES) * Hi ♪ 651 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,973 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 652 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:29,708 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 653 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,745 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 654 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:35,647 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 655 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:36,749 ♪ The right way ♪ 656 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,985 ♪ But please spend the night ♪ 657 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:42,254 ♪ Maybe we could find out ♪ 658 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,655 (ELLYN SIGHS) 659 00:28:43,655 --> 00:28:45,524 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 660 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,026 ♪ This is it ♪ 661 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,394 (COUGHS) 662 00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,462 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 663 00:28:50,462 --> 00:28:53,032 Sorry. Okay. One more time. 664 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,701 I promise. Maestro, from the top. 665 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,704 - (EXHALES) - (PIANO PLAYING) 666 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,607 I don't know what happened. 667 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,043 I... I... I completely blacked out. 668 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,879 My voice closed up and I was... I was doing 669 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,048 this, like, weird thing with my hand. 670 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,350 And... And... Oh, my God! 671 00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:13,519 Ugh! I probably looked like I had no idea 672 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:15,721 - what I was doing. - MONSTER: Oh, give me a break. 673 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,123 - You know what you're doing. - No. 674 00:29:17,123 --> 00:29:19,358 Clearly, I don't. 'Cause I just... 675 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,227 I just messed it all up. 676 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,762 I can't believe it. I failed. 677 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:27,133 I failed. And now... 678 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,568 And now my life is over. 679 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,938 It's... It's done. 680 00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,641 But, whatever. 681 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,812 'Cause I'm probably not really that talented anyway. 682 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:43,382 Hey, you know who's super talented? 683 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,617 Like a really good actor? 684 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,419 (LAURA SIGHS) 685 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,520 Who? 686 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,989 Me! 687 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,192 - (CHUCKLES) - LAURA: You're not an actor. 688 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,827 - Yes, I am. - No, you're not. 689 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,063 Yeah, I'll prove it to ya. I'll... I'll do a sonnet. 690 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:58,497 - What? - Oh, no, no, no. 691 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,099 I wanna. Uh, I wanna do something more modern, 692 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:03,202 like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill, or Sam Shepard. 693 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,171 - Uh, I'm not in the mood. - You're not in the mood 694 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,506 for one of the great American playwrights? Okay. 695 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,375 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 696 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,609 I can sing, too. 697 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:12,511 - No, you can't. - Yes, I can. 698 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,180 - No, you can't. - Five, six, seven... 699 00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:17,783 (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) 700 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,922 ** 701 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,959 ♪ ♪ 702 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:32,498 ** 703 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,301 - (GLASS CRACKLING) - Good? 704 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:37,503 Not terrible. 705 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,308 Okay, here we go. 706 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,742 How about Comedy of Errors? 707 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,477 No, I don't do Shakespeare. 708 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,813 What? Willy's the best. 709 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,582 - Willy? - That's what I call him. 710 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:54,153 Look, I... I'm just not that kind of actor. 711 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,622 I mean, I love the plays. I studied them, 712 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,057 but I just... I'm... 713 00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:01,160 I'm not classically trained or whatever. 714 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,262 Well, you don't need to be classically trained 715 00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:05,064 to do this. 716 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,465 There's no subtext in these plays. 717 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,100 It's all just right there on the page. 718 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:09,668 - Mmm-hmm. - You don't have to think. 719 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,070 You just... 720 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,638 feel your way through the words. 721 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,273 LAURA: Really? 722 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,142 Okay, Laurence Olivier. 723 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,809 Show me how it's done. 724 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:19,845 I will. Thank you for the floor. 725 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,114 Oh, I know which one you should do. 726 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:23,515 MONSTER: All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Whoo! 727 00:31:25,851 --> 00:31:26,852 Here. 728 00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,155 Okay, sure. Uh, give me some, 729 00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,957 uh, give me some context for that. 730 00:31:30,957 --> 00:31:33,159 Okay, SparkNotes. (CLICKS TONGUE) 731 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:35,761 Uh... 732 00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:41,600 This is basically this guy 733 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,436 telling this girl that he loves her, 734 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,373 but it's confusing. 735 00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:49,375 There's too much stuff in the way. 736 00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:52,478 That's correct. That was a test and you passed. 737 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,380 (SIGHS) Okay. 738 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,183 (MUMBLING) 739 00:31:59,551 --> 00:32:01,954 - Yeah, great. - Well, don't you need 740 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,290 - to look at it? -"Sweet mistress, 741 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,525 "what your name is else, I know not, 742 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,960 "nor by what wonder 743 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,461 -"you do hit of mine." - (CHUCKLES) Why are you 744 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,730 - talking like that? - Why are you laughing at me? 745 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,632 - I'm projecting. - Okay. 746 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,968 You don't need to do that. It's just you and me, 747 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,504 speak like a regular person. 748 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,072 - Oh, you know what I mean. - (CHUCKLES) Wow! 749 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,373 You know what I mean. 750 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,541 Okay, okay. Great, fine. 751 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,476 Back to one. All right. Ooh! I'm nervous. 752 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,545 (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 753 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,650 "Sweet mistress, 754 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,153 "what your name is else, I know not, 755 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:37,523 "Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine, 756 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,525 "Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not, 757 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,093 "Than our earth's wonder; 758 00:32:43,029 --> 00:32:46,432 "more than earth divine. 759 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:50,902 "Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak: 760 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,007 "Lay open to my earthly-gross conceit; 761 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:59,511 "Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, 762 00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:02,714 "The folded meaning of your words' deceit." 763 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,950 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 764 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:19,331 "Are you a god? would you create me new? 765 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,802 "Transform me then, and to your power I'll yield. 766 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:32,711 "Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote: 767 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:37,649 "Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, 768 00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:42,788 "And as a bed I'll take thee and there lie; 769 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,793 "And, in that glorious supposition think 770 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:51,663 "He gains by death that hath such means to die: 771 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:58,470 "Let Love, being light, 772 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,574 "be drowned if she sink!" 773 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,649 (READING GLASSES THUD) 774 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:13,919 That was good. 775 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:15,854 Thanks. 776 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,461 Ah. (GRUNTS) 777 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:24,430 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 778 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,599 Shit, it's Jacob. 779 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,667 Tell him to go fuck himself, we're acting. 780 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,169 What? No. I should. 781 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:31,437 Well, tell him he's a limp dick, 782 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:32,971 - fuck face. - Monster. 783 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,640 - I should take this. - Come on. No, no, no. 784 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,275 Tell him his play is problematic 785 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,344 and riddled with clichés. Hey! 786 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,480 - Jacob? Hi! - JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi. 787 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,782 - Hi! Oh, shit. - JACOB: Busy? 788 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,717 - Hi! (CHUCKLES) - JACOB: Hi. 789 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,219 - Hi. (LAUGHS) - JACOB: I... 790 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:51,457 I wanted to call to check in about today. 791 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:54,025 - That's... That's nice of you. - JACOB: But, um... 792 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:56,027 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just gonna come out and say it. 793 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:58,364 I know you really wanted to play Laurie Francis 794 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:01,032 I really wanted you to play her too. 795 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:04,136 - I mean, I wrote it... - I didn't get it, did I? 796 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:06,472 I'm sorry. 797 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:08,874 LAURA: Don't be. 798 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,179 Um... 799 00:35:13,179 --> 00:35:16,148 So, um, so, who got the role? 800 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,516 JACOB: Do you know who... 801 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,551 Jackie Dennon... 802 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:23,021 - is? -Yeah. 803 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,323 Yeah, I know who she is. 804 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,625 She's... She's good. 805 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,660 JACOB: Yeah, she is. 806 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:31,397 Uh, and she didn't audition, 807 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,600 but Mazie's making a name for herself these days. 808 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,003 So, I... Uh, we, the team offered her, 809 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:39,471 uh, one of the supporting roles. 810 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:40,972 Oh. 811 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,575 Well, uh... 812 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,078 I was thinking, 813 00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:50,716 uh, you know, you could understudy Jackie, 814 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,319 since you know the role so well. 815 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,054 - Oh. - I should add that 816 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:58,457 the understudy would also be a part of the ensemble. 817 00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,558 Um... 818 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:00,459 I know that's probably not 819 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,727 something you're interested in. 820 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:02,594 - But... - I'll do it. 821 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,596 Yep. 822 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:10,469 I'm... I'm so happy to hear that. 823 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:12,504 Uh... 824 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,109 I actually have to go. 825 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,078 - Have a good one. - Yeah. 826 00:36:20,078 --> 00:36:21,247 - JACOB: I'll see you soon. - (HESITATES) 827 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:23,048 - Yeah, see you soon. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 828 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,883 - Bye, bye. - (LINE DISCONNECTS) 829 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:32,090 MONSTER: "To bait fish withal: 830 00:36:32,090 --> 00:36:37,496 "if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge." 831 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,065 (CELL PHONE CLATTERS ON COUNTER) 832 00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,169 (LAURA EXHALES) 833 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,071 Hello? 834 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,242 Mmm. What are you doing? 835 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,511 Nothing. 836 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,615 That pie is old. 837 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,049 Still tastes pretty good to me. 838 00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:00,319 How'd the call go? 839 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,455 What did old dumb-dumb have to say? 840 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,656 - (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER) - (MONSTER SNIFFS) 841 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,627 He gave the part to Jackie Dennon. 842 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,028 Oh, fuck. She's good. 843 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,598 - Just doesn't make any sense. - I watched that show. 844 00:37:12,598 --> 00:37:14,600 Did you see the finale last year? 845 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,568 When she... 846 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,204 I get emotional just thinking about it. 847 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:20,439 He hates famous people. 848 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,274 Yeah, she's also very talented. 849 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,842 LAURA: Oh, my God! 850 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,010 - Oh! - MONSTER: Are you okay? 851 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,445 I just... I feel... 852 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,681 Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS) 853 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,851 - MONSTER: What... you feel... - Uh. 854 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,353 I don't... I... I don't know. 855 00:37:34,353 --> 00:37:35,554 This doesn't feel good. 856 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,555 Yeah, you look a little sweaty, too. 857 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:37,856 - Are you gonna throw up? - Ah, yeah. 858 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,625 - MONSTER: Yeah. - Yeah, I really feel that. 859 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,093 - MONSTER: Okay. - So stupid. 860 00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:45,163 - What are you doing? - (MONSTER INHALES) 861 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:46,732 - LAURA: No, no, no! - (SHATTERING) 862 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:49,134 - Those are my mother's. - Even better. 863 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,036 Monster, don't! 864 00:37:51,036 --> 00:37:52,538 (SHATTERING) 865 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:54,139 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 866 00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:56,241 - What is wrong with you? - Your turn. 867 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,444 Laura, try one. 868 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:02,213 Trust me. You'll feel better. 869 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,715 Stop holding it in. 870 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,717 Do it. 871 00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:08,720 Come on! Come on! 872 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,224 Yeah! How'd that feel? 873 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:14,826 - Actually felt good. - Feels pretty good, huh? 874 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,227 - LAURA: Yeah. - Here do another one. 875 00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,829 Give me another one. Okay. 876 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,732 MONSTER: Oh, yeah! 877 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,269 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - Oh, my God! 878 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,571 MONSTER: Look at you being bad. 879 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:26,738 (GROWLS) 880 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,007 - You're in trouble. - Whoa! Shit. 881 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,275 Oh, it's on now. 882 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,711 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS) 883 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,746 No, no, no. This is my side. 884 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:35,747 Take the other side. 885 00:38:36,281 --> 00:38:37,349 (GASPS) 886 00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:41,119 (MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 887 00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:42,888 (BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 888 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,756 - (LAURA LAUGHING) - (MONSTER GRUNTING) 889 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,760 - (BOTH SIGHING) - You're a mess. 890 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,762 You're a mess. 891 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,534 Two weeks have gone by fast. 892 00:38:57,469 --> 00:38:59,638 Really? Been two weeks? 893 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:01,773 Yep. 894 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:07,212 I guess, uh, that's my time. 895 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,783 I should... get out. 896 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,620 - Pack my shit. - Yeah, yeah. 897 00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,887 - I remember it all. - Hit the pavement. 898 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:16,988 I remember those things that I said. 899 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,391 Thank you for reminding me. 900 00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:21,527 Uh-huh. So... 901 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,464 - I better get on that. - Yep. 902 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,335 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 903 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:31,903 Stay. 904 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,577 I mean, only, only if you want to. 905 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,349 Okay. 906 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,024 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 907 00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:54,560 (MAN GRUNTING) 908 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:57,829 (WOMAN COUGHS) 909 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:11,009 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 910 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,479 I'm sorry. I just... Is anybody sitting here? 911 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:14,713 Yeah. No! No! 912 00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:15,981 - I mean, no! Uh... - Yes? 913 00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,550 - That's you. You are. - Oh, okay. Great. 914 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,785 That's who's sitting there. 915 00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,153 - Hi, I'm Jackie. - I'm Laurie. 916 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,154 - Oh! - Oh, sorry. 917 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,957 - (BOTH CHUCKLING) - Uh, I'm... I'm Laura. 918 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,025 - Not Laurie. You're Laurie. - JACKIE: Nice to meet you. 919 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:28,560 - It's so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 920 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:29,695 I know who you are. 921 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:30,862 (SIGHS) Can I ask you a question? 922 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,298 - Uh, yeah. - Does my hair look insane? 923 00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:34,800 It's like so windy outside. 924 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,902 Um, yeah. 925 00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,537 - JACKIE: It does? - It looks insane. 926 00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,238 - Oh, no. It does? - Insanely good. 927 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:42,073 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 928 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,475 - (LAURA CHUCKLES) - JACKIE: That's funny. 929 00:40:43,475 --> 00:40:44,910 You look flawless. 930 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,877 - (CLEARS THROAT) - MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom, 931 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:46,745 fuckers! 932 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,647 - LAURA: Hey. - Hi. 933 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:50,448 - I texted you. - Sorry. 934 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,752 Look, it's famed director Jacob Sullivan. 935 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,754 Gonna behave yourself today, Mazie? 936 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:56,722 MAZIE: Are you? 937 00:40:58,624 --> 00:40:59,825 Hi, Laura. 938 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,260 - Hey. - JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES) 939 00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,729 DON: Don McBride. 940 00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,564 Stage Manager. I'll be managing... 941 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:06,898 You know what I'm managing. 942 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,900 - Reading starts in five... - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 943 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,569 Five, five! 944 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,406 "We cannot all succeed, 945 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,410 "when half of us are held back." 946 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,582 Malala Yousafzai. 947 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:27,252 Thought I'd start with a quote. 948 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,219 (PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT) 949 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:32,357 Hello and welcome to the 950 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:34,392 first rehearsal of House of Good Women. 951 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,361 (ALL APPLAUDING) 952 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:45,370 This piece, as stated in the title is, um, 953 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:50,275 a love letter to women. 954 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,810 It's an acknowledgement. 955 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:56,081 An acknowledgement of the terrible burden 956 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,983 that society places on women. 957 00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,484 And a... 958 00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:03,689 tribute to the strength, 959 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,625 and the courage 960 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:13,799 that women use to overcome that oppression. 961 00:42:13,799 --> 00:42:16,602 But, uh, before we get started on the read-through, 962 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:20,005 I want to introduce our leading lady. 963 00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:26,812 The incandescent, the brilliant Jackie Dennon, 964 00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:28,847 - as Laurie Francis. - (ALL APPLAUDING) 965 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:31,149 Thank you, Jackie, for being here. 966 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,918 (CAST CHEERING) 967 00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,772 - All right. - (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING) 968 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:55,173 ** 969 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,574 (INAUDIBLE) 970 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,010 ♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪ 971 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,514 ♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪ 972 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,250 ♪ Here is the one to choose ♪ 973 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,418 ** 974 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,655 ♪ I can give you... ♪ 975 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,957 You haven't followed our rules, Laurie. 976 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:13,558 I know, Headmaster. 977 00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:15,293 WILL: There are certain... 978 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,128 ways to behave. 979 00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:19,030 ** 980 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,468 ♪ That you can think of ♪ 981 00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:26,304 ♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪ 982 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:27,038 ♪ He's Doctor Love ♪ 983 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,876 JACOB: Wonderful. Thank you all so much. 984 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,344 Don't forget to send your, uh, conflict dates 985 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,313 to Don. 986 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,048 Oh, and more importantly, 987 00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:38,850 the theater is having a Halloween party here 988 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,753 on Saturday, and we're all invited. 989 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,355 ACTOR 1: Oh, yay! WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding. 990 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:46,524 Hey, uh, I'll meet you outside. 991 00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,860 I can bring, like, 10, 20 people. 992 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:50,528 What? 993 00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,730 WILL: Hey, it's a masterpiece, bro. 994 00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,867 - Hey.-Hey. 995 00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,936 - Uh, your first table read. - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 996 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:00,371 - How do you feel? - Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal. 997 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,040 You're doing great, already. 998 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,342 - Not that I need to tell you. - Oh, thank you. 999 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,678 - Um... - Um, hey, I was... 1000 00:44:06,678 --> 00:44:08,513 I was hoping we'd find a chance to... 1001 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:09,580 JACKIE: Hey, Jacob. 1002 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,782 - Oh, sorry. - No, no, no. 1003 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:12,250 - I didn't mean to interrupt. - You're okay. 1004 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,618 Just wondering if I could snag you for a quick second. 1005 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:15,520 Uh, yeah. Sorry. 1006 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,621 - Being snagged. - LAURA: Yeah, yeah. 1007 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,123 Uh, but maybe we can talk on Saturday? 1008 00:44:18,123 --> 00:44:19,257 You gonna go? 1009 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:21,793 Maybe we'll be there, maybe we won't. 1010 00:44:21,793 --> 00:44:23,862 Hey, Don, we're gonna steal some costumes. 1011 00:44:23,862 --> 00:44:25,463 - Not allowed. - MAZIE: Yes, we are. 1012 00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:27,032 - (HANGERS CLATTERING) - Wait, 1013 00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:29,400 what were you last year for Halloween again? 1014 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,702 LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt. 1015 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:32,871 Oof! And the year before that? 1016 00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:35,106 LAURA: Abraham Lincoln. MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura. 1017 00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,910 (GASPS) Ooh, I think you should bring a date. 1018 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:40,979 LAURA: No, I don't think I'm ready for that. 1019 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:42,981 MAZIE: Yeah, well, I'm bringing one. 1020 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:45,383 He's this weird guy that I met at karate last week. 1021 00:44:45,383 --> 00:44:48,653 He's, kind of, like, stressed, but I like it. 1022 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,559 - What do you think? - Oh, my God. No. 1023 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:55,794 What? 1024 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,995 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1025 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:02,267 (LAURA SIGHS) 1026 00:45:02,267 --> 00:45:03,668 No solicitations please. 1027 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:05,670 Ha, ha, very funny. 1028 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,008 What's happening? 1029 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:12,010 Um... 1030 00:45:13,678 --> 00:45:15,814 You got any plans tonight? 1031 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:17,682 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wouldn't you like to know? 1032 00:45:18,984 --> 00:45:20,786 (CLEARS THROAT) No, I have no plans. 1033 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,020 - What's up? - Well... 1034 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:24,790 There's this Halloween party at the theatre. 1035 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:26,858 - MONSTER: Hmm. - And I was thinking... 1036 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,329 Since you're already dressed for the occasion, 1037 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,998 that maybe you'd like to come with me. 1038 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,133 Are you asking me out on a date? 1039 00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:35,867 No. 1040 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,203 No. 1041 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,172 Well, I'm not gonna leave the house. 1042 00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,308 Why not? 1043 00:45:43,308 --> 00:45:46,011 Because I'm a monster, for one thing, and also, 1044 00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:47,879 I don't wanna hang out with your ex-boyfriend 1045 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,647 and a bunch of musical theatre dorks. 1046 00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,648 Well, I'm a musical theatre dork. 1047 00:45:50,648 --> 00:45:52,483 Why don't you just stay here? 1048 00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:53,952 - (SIGHS) - It'll be fun. 1049 00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:55,186 We can fuck around with trick-o-treaters 1050 00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,187 all night. 1051 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,123 Well, our whole cast is going so... 1052 00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,959 - Oh, well, in that case. - Please. 1053 00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,627 Limp dick, fuck face has enough friends. 1054 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,963 - Stop calling him that. - What are you gonna do? 1055 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:05,897 Kiss his ass all night and then come home 1056 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:07,465 and throw a pity party for yourself? 1057 00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:09,734 I'm not gonna come home and throw myself a pity party. 1058 00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:10,735 Yeah, right. 1059 00:46:11,870 --> 00:46:13,404 - Please. - I said no. 1060 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:16,307 - Fine!-Fine. 1061 00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:17,275 - Fine.-Fine! 1062 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,777 - I'll go alone. - Yeah, you do that. 1063 00:46:21,246 --> 00:46:23,581 Well, you can... Can you get out of my room? 1064 00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:24,749 'Cause I need to change. 1065 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,920 I was gonna make a salad anyway. 1066 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,437 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1067 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,492 Hi. 1068 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:09,327 Hi. 1069 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:14,299 You look, um... 1070 00:47:15,766 --> 00:47:17,468 What? 1071 00:47:17,468 --> 00:47:18,803 - Is it too much? - No. 1072 00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:22,107 You look nice. 1073 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:27,946 Thank you. 1074 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,851 - Um, you know you could... - MONSTER: Hmm? 1075 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,022 - ...still. - MONSTER: I should probably... 1076 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:41,759 - Probably just... - Yeah, right. 1077 00:47:41,759 --> 00:47:44,996 Uh, well, have a good night. 1078 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:54,205 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1079 00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:58,543 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1080 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:09,187 DON: Laura. 1081 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,257 Merry Christmas! 1082 00:48:12,257 --> 00:48:14,592 - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) - DON: That's just a joke. 1083 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,261 Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES) 1084 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:19,830 - It's Don. - Yeah, I know. 1085 00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:22,000 You look great, Don. 1086 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,501 I really... I really like your costume. 1087 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:25,103 - Really?-Yeah. 1088 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:26,437 - Yeah?-Uh... 1089 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:29,207 Yeah. 1090 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,309 Good costume to you, too. 1091 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,777 She doesn't wanna talk to you, Don. 1092 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,913 Excuse me. 1093 00:48:43,888 --> 00:48:44,889 Laura. 1094 00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,858 Wow. 1095 00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,528 Wow, to you too, my liege. 1096 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:52,730 You look great. 1097 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,067 - Hi!-Jackie. 1098 00:48:56,067 --> 00:48:58,970 Wow, your costume is lit. 1099 00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,239 (ALL LAUGHING) 1100 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,174 You look so beautiful. 1101 00:49:03,174 --> 00:49:04,809 - You really do. - LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you. 1102 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,480 - So do you. - Oh, thanks. 1103 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,949 Equally, equally as beautiful. 1104 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,587 Um... Should we... 1105 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,922 Do you guys want a drink? I'll get us drinks. 1106 00:49:17,922 --> 00:49:19,024 - You get a beer. - (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1107 00:49:19,024 --> 00:49:20,091 You get a beer. I'll be right back. 1108 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:22,827 - Okay. - Thank you. 1109 00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:25,763 Well, you two seem like you're friends now. 1110 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:27,598 - That's great. - Yeah, we actually, 1111 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,501 we grabbed a bite before, uh, before the party. 1112 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,703 A bite? Oh, fun. 1113 00:49:32,703 --> 00:49:36,074 Yeah, yeah. I... I like her. 1114 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,845 Um, I did... I did wanna say 1115 00:49:40,845 --> 00:49:42,947 - to you... - JACKIE: Okay, guys. 1116 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,083 - Two beers for new pals. - Oh, awesome. 1117 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,584 - Cheers. - JACKIE: Happy Halloween. 1118 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:48,419 JACOB: Happy Halloween. LAURA: Happy, happy, happy. 1119 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,055 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1120 00:49:50,055 --> 00:49:51,856 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING) 1121 00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:53,158 ** 1122 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:54,592 CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪ 1123 00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,161 MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪ 1124 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,962 CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪ 1125 00:49:57,962 --> 00:49:59,264 MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪ 1126 00:49:59,264 --> 00:50:01,332 ♪ I'm gonna cast A spell on you ♪ 1127 00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:04,469 ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1128 00:50:04,469 --> 00:50:07,472 CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: * Well, who am I? ♪ 1129 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:08,939 CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: * Yes, who am I? ♪ 1130 00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,876 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1131 00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:13,711 ** 1132 00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:19,550 ♪ And turn it To a head of you ♪ 1133 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,987 ♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪ 1134 00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,656 (MUFFLED) * Then you'll know What I'm gonna do ♪ 1135 00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:29,860 (ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 1136 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,445 (JACKIE LAUGHING) 1137 00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,414 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1138 00:51:16,874 --> 00:51:18,876 - You came. - I did. 1139 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,214 What are you? 1140 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,250 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm a business monster. 1141 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,086 Are you having fun? 1142 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:33,023 I'm having a terrible time, actually. 1143 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:36,194 Hmm. That's too bad. 1144 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:41,599 Should we take it out on the dance floor? 1145 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,741 (YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1146 00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:04,722 ** 1147 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:08,426 ♪ Every day There's something new ♪ 1148 00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:12,230 CHORUS: * Ooh, ooh Ooh, baby ♪ 1149 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:15,500 MAN: * Honey To keep me loving you ♪ 1150 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:19,437 ** 1151 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:22,573 ♪ And with every Passing minute ♪ 1152 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:30,648 ♪ Oh, baby So much joy wrapped up in it ♪ 1153 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,350 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1154 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:37,522 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1155 00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:39,624 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1156 00:52:39,624 --> 00:52:44,529 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1157 00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:47,832 ** 1158 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:53,538 WOMAN: * And now, I've got a song to sing ♪ 1159 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:59,610 ♪ Telling the world About the joy you bring ♪ 1160 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:06,817 ♪ And you gave me A reason for living ♪ 1161 00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:08,953 ♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪ 1162 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,358 ** 1163 00:53:13,358 --> 00:53:15,125 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1164 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:20,465 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1165 00:53:20,465 --> 00:53:21,999 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1166 00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:27,838 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1167 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,840 WOMAN: ♪ Oh ♪ 1168 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,643 MAN: * To find A love like yours ♪ 1169 00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:35,913 ♪ Is rare these days ♪ 1170 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,049 ♪ 'Cause you've shown me What happiness is ♪ 1171 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:40,585 ♪ In so many ways ♪ 1172 00:53:40,585 --> 00:53:43,254 ♪ 1173 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:50,295 ♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪ 1174 00:53:50,295 --> 00:53:54,832 ♪ Where tears used to be ♪ 1175 00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:56,534 MAN: * What you've Given me... ♪ 1176 00:53:56,534 --> 00:53:57,668 Should we get out of here? 1177 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,105 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1178 00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:07,378 Yeah, uh... 1179 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:08,779 I'm just... I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1180 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,180 I'll be right back. 1181 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,318 (SONG ENDS) 1182 00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:15,353 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1183 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:39,777 (JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY) 1184 00:54:48,386 --> 00:54:50,421 - Fuck, you're incredible. - (WOMAN CHUCKLES) 1185 00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,423 (JACOB AND WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1186 00:55:04,402 --> 00:55:05,436 Stay here. 1187 00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,474 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1188 00:55:14,111 --> 00:55:15,312 (OBJECTS THUD) 1189 00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,315 Hello? 1190 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,786 - (INDISTINCT CREAKING) - JACOB: Is someone there? 1191 00:55:30,428 --> 00:55:32,363 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1192 00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:35,533 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 1193 00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:40,405 - (TRAP DOOR CLANKS) - (JACOB YELLS) 1194 00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:43,073 (THUDS, YELLS) 1195 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:44,475 (SCREAMING) 1196 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,716 (SCREAMING FADES) 1197 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:56,554 Of course. Of course, he wants to be with her. 1198 00:55:56,554 --> 00:55:58,389 I knew it. Of course he does. 1199 00:55:58,389 --> 00:55:59,957 (GASPS) Oh, my God! Do you think he saw us? 1200 00:55:59,957 --> 00:56:02,326 Do you think he saw me? Do you think he saw us? 1201 00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:03,794 Who cares if he saw us? 1202 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:07,732 I feel bad. 1203 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,134 (SIGHS) I feel so bad. 1204 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,836 - I feel really bad. - MONSTER: Stop feeling bad. 1205 00:56:11,836 --> 00:56:14,439 Why? Why did you have to hurt him like that? 1206 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:15,573 Because he hurt you! 1207 00:56:17,475 --> 00:56:20,277 But, I... But I'm fine. 1208 00:56:20,277 --> 00:56:23,247 I'm okay. It's okay. I'm not an idiot. 1209 00:56:23,247 --> 00:56:25,182 She's famous. 1210 00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:29,153 She's more talented than me. She's more beautiful than me. 1211 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,522 We're not together anymore. He doesn't owe me anything. 1212 00:56:31,522 --> 00:56:33,491 He doesn't owe me anything. 1213 00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:35,793 - LAURA: It's okay. - I disagree! 1214 00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:37,962 I think it's specifically not okay. 1215 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:39,296 That prick broke up with you when you were 1216 00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:40,364 in the hospital, 1217 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:44,168 - right after you had surgery. - Well... 1218 00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:45,703 He... He fucking abandoned you. 1219 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:48,606 And he doesn't owe you anything? 1220 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,108 What... What the hell are you actually talking about? 1221 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:53,010 - Well, I'm talking about... - And the musical? 1222 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:54,645 What about the musical? He wrote a role for you. 1223 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:57,147 Yeah? He told you it was yours. 1224 00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,517 That he's gonna make all your dreams come true. 1225 00:56:59,517 --> 00:57:01,519 Is that what he said? And then a moment later, 1226 00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,688 it got kind of tough, huh? 1227 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:07,357 And he took it all away from you. 1228 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,529 You did what you always do here, Laura. 1229 00:57:11,529 --> 00:57:14,398 You supported. Yeah. Look at me. 1230 00:57:14,398 --> 00:57:15,600 You supported him, 1231 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:17,802 you listened, 1232 00:57:17,802 --> 00:57:19,303 did whatever he needed, whenever he needed. 1233 00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:20,571 And what he did? 1234 00:57:22,607 --> 00:57:23,874 Huh? Taking it all away from you, 1235 00:57:23,874 --> 00:57:26,511 just to avoid facing you? That's not okay. 1236 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:27,878 - But it is okay. - That's not okay. 1237 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:31,315 - It has to be okay. - It doesn't have to be okay. 1238 00:57:31,315 --> 00:57:32,817 - Yes, it does. Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 1239 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:33,718 It's not okay. 1240 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,658 Laura, it's not okay. 1241 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,992 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1242 00:57:41,992 --> 00:57:43,227 It's not. 1243 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,497 It's just not. 1244 00:57:52,737 --> 00:57:54,605 It's not okay. 1245 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:57,575 - (SOFTLY) It's not okay? - It's not okay. 1246 00:58:00,110 --> 00:58:00,811 It's... (VOICE BREAKS) 1247 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,814 (SOBS) It's not okay. 1248 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:08,853 It's not okay. 1249 00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:15,593 It's not okay. (CRIES) 1250 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,298 - It's not okay. - No. 1251 00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:22,600 It's not okay. (CRYING) 1252 00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,469 It's not okay! 1253 00:58:25,469 --> 00:58:27,437 (YELLING) It's not okay. 1254 00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,273 It's not okay. 1255 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,441 (SCREAMS) It's not okay. 1256 00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:33,611 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1257 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:36,847 (IF I HAD YOU BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING) 1258 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,519 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1259 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:49,493 ** 1260 00:58:51,428 --> 00:58:53,230 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1261 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:54,999 (MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING) 1262 00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,838 ** 1263 00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,840 - (MONSTER GROWLS) - (LAURA GRUNTS) 1264 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,178 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1265 00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:09,279 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1266 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:12,149 (LAURA GROWLS) 1267 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:13,918 (MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY) 1268 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,987 (LAURA MOANING) 1269 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,491 (LAURA GRUNTING) 1270 00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,162 (LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY) 1271 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,664 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1272 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,499 Wow. (SIGHS) 1273 00:59:30,467 --> 00:59:32,402 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1274 00:59:33,537 --> 00:59:35,773 Seriously, wow. 1275 00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:38,542 - That was awesome. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1276 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:39,677 (WATER RUNNING) 1277 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:44,448 (WATER STOPS) 1278 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:45,750 (LAURA CHUCKLES) 1279 00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,322 (LAUGHING) 1280 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:54,558 (PIANO PLAYING) 1281 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,711 You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve. 1282 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:16,146 (CHUCKLES) Well, I got a lot of downtime. 1283 01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:22,052 - Do you know this one? - (PLAYING PIANO) 1284 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:27,457 Yeah, I love this one. 1285 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:29,960 Will you sing it for me? 1286 01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:33,898 - No. - If you don't sing, 1287 01:00:33,898 --> 01:00:35,599 - I'm gonna sing. - Okay. 1288 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:38,102 (SCOFFS) Okay. 1289 01:00:39,369 --> 01:00:42,506 - Careful what you wish for. - I can't wait. 1290 01:00:42,506 --> 01:00:47,678 ♪ I've been so many places in my life and time ♪ 1291 01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,414 That's good. 1292 01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:55,886 ♪ I've sung a lot of songs I've made some bad rhymes ♪ 1293 01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:57,587 - It's a little off. - No. 1294 01:00:57,587 --> 01:01:01,158 ♪ I've acted out my life in stages ♪ 1295 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,128 ♪ With ten thousand people watching ♪ 1296 01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:06,163 (LAUGHS) Come on. 1297 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:09,934 ♪ But we're alone now And I'm singing this song ♪ 1298 01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:12,036 - Thank you. - ♪ For you ♪ 1299 01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:18,342 ♪ I know your image of me Is what I hoped to be ♪ 1300 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:26,116 ♪ I treated you unkindly But darling, can't you see? ♪ 1301 01:01:26,116 --> 01:01:27,284 All right. 1302 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:30,454 ♪ There's no one more important to me ♪ 1303 01:01:30,454 --> 01:01:32,222 Okay. 1304 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:35,826 ♪ Darling, can't you please see through me? ♪ 1305 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:37,494 ♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪ 1306 01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,664 ♪ And I'm singing this song for you ♪ 1307 01:01:40,664 --> 01:01:42,066 Yeah, there it is. 1308 01:01:44,668 --> 01:01:47,304 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1309 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:50,908 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1310 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,814 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1311 01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:02,086 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1312 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:05,990 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1313 01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:09,259 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1314 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,831 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1315 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,105 ♪ I love you in a place ♪ 1316 01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:26,343 ♪ Where there's no space or time ♪ 1317 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:31,015 ♪ I love you for in my life You are a friend of mine ♪ 1318 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:36,720 ♪ And when my life is over ♪ 1319 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,124 ♪ Remember when we were together ♪ 1320 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,927 ♪ We were alone ♪ 1321 01:02:42,927 --> 01:02:46,296 ♪ And I was singing this song for you ♪ 1322 01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:53,103 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1323 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,740 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1324 01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:02,612 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1325 01:03:04,748 --> 01:03:07,617 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1326 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:11,788 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1327 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,092 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1328 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:19,830 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1329 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:20,664 MONSTER: What are you doing tomorrow? 1330 01:03:22,732 --> 01:03:25,569 Um, um, I'm getting blood work done. 1331 01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:26,904 Um, hoping to get some good news, 1332 01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,638 and then I have rehearsal, 1333 01:03:29,206 --> 01:03:32,176 but then... Why? 1334 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:34,144 Do you wanna do something? 1335 01:03:35,779 --> 01:03:37,848 - Yeah. - (MONSTER CHUCKLES) 1336 01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:39,383 Um, let's say 8:00? 1337 01:03:39,383 --> 01:03:40,851 Yeah, 8:00 is good. 1338 01:03:40,851 --> 01:03:42,953 - I like 8:00. - Me, too. 1339 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,923 Okay, I will... 1340 01:03:46,957 --> 01:03:49,393 see you at 8:00. 1341 01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,595 - Yeah, um... - Okay. 1342 01:03:51,595 --> 01:03:54,198 - Goodnight.-Goodnight. 1343 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:58,402 ♪ We were alone And I was singing this song ♪ 1344 01:03:58,402 --> 01:03:59,803 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1345 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:04,674 ♪ For you ♪ 1346 01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:08,312 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 1347 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:12,282 (BED SQUEAKING) 1348 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:20,991 NURSE: Arm. 1349 01:04:35,339 --> 01:04:36,873 (CLICKS TONGUE) You have difficult veins. 1350 01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:40,010 I have a difficult nurse. 1351 01:04:40,010 --> 01:04:41,711 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1352 01:04:44,348 --> 01:04:46,250 JACOB: What's that? 1353 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:47,484 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1354 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,786 Guys, what's going on? 1355 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,989 Opening night is in two weeks. 1356 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,523 Why aren't you in your places? 1357 01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,325 DON: Yeah, places. 1358 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,694 What I always say. 1359 01:04:57,694 --> 01:05:00,264 Oh, hey. Aren't you, um, stage left for this part? 1360 01:05:01,165 --> 01:05:03,167 Yeah, I know. Thanks. 1361 01:05:03,167 --> 01:05:05,802 Oh, I just didn't wanna run into you. 1362 01:05:05,802 --> 01:05:08,805 Sorry. Um, wait. Hi. 1363 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,941 What... (CHUCKLES) What's her deal? 1364 01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:12,009 I don't know. 1365 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,613 Maybe it's because you flirt with her boyfriend. 1366 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:18,448 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1367 01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:20,284 - What? - Laura and Jacob. 1368 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,319 Yeah. 1369 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:23,988 They broke up just a few months ago. 1370 01:05:23,988 --> 01:05:25,889 Oh, my God, I literally had no idea. 1371 01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:27,524 Yeah, and you should probably also know 1372 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:29,826 that Jacob wrote Laurie 1373 01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:31,228 (WHISPERS) for Laura. 1374 01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:33,263 He wrote the... (GASPS) 1375 01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:36,300 Why didn't anybody tell me that? 1376 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,202 Fuck. 1377 01:05:38,202 --> 01:05:40,137 WILL: You haven't been following the rules, Laurie. 1378 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:41,838 I know, Headmaster. 1379 01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,440 There's a certain way we behave. 1380 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,077 I know, Headmaster. 1381 01:05:47,077 --> 01:05:48,478 And do you know what we do with girls like you? 1382 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,815 - Girls like me? - WILL: Hmm. 1383 01:05:53,517 --> 01:05:54,818 What's wrong with girls like me? 1384 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,420 JACOB: Okay. 1385 01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,488 Black out, intermission, song. 1386 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:01,258 Let's, uh, let's run through it as an exercise. 1387 01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:02,692 - Keep it going. - JACKIE: Okay. 1388 01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,660 Uh... 1389 01:06:05,229 --> 01:06:08,398 (SIGHS) What's wrong with girls like me? 1390 01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,467 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1391 01:06:11,935 --> 01:06:14,671 When I met him, 1392 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,141 he didn't think there was anything wrong at all. 1393 01:06:18,408 --> 01:06:20,177 - I remember... - (PIANO PLAYING) 1394 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:25,415 I remember the first moment I met him. 1395 01:06:25,415 --> 01:06:27,217 I remember I said... 1396 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:30,354 - I said to him... - (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1397 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:31,588 ♪ Hi ♪ 1398 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:33,790 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1399 01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:36,926 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1400 01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,165 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1401 01:06:41,165 --> 01:06:44,134 ♪ I have Darjeeling, And green ♪ 1402 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:48,605 ♪ I have a feeling I've seen you before ♪ 1403 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:51,041 ♪ That bright eyes And that... ♪ 1404 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,609 Sorry. 1405 01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:53,777 Fine, fine. 1406 01:06:53,777 --> 01:06:55,645 ♪ Smile ♪ 1407 01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:56,980 (PIANO STOPS) 1408 01:06:56,980 --> 01:06:58,448 - JACOB: Jackie, uh... - Yes. 1409 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:03,087 This is a girl who's just been sent away 1410 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,154 - from everything she knows. - JACKIE: Mmm-hmm. 1411 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:07,891 She's recounting 1412 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:11,428 the genesis of a relationship that nearly destroyed her. 1413 01:07:11,428 --> 01:07:12,562 She's about to break. 1414 01:07:12,562 --> 01:07:13,763 I need you to start somewhere. 1415 01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,632 Right now, it's like happy birthday 1416 01:07:15,632 --> 01:07:17,234 at my mom's house. I'm not getting anything. 1417 01:07:17,934 --> 01:07:19,869 - Okay?-Yeah. 1418 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,473 (JACOB EXHALES) 1419 01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,676 (PAINO PLAYING) 1420 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,545 (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1421 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:35,885 (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1422 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:37,754 ♪ Hi ♪ 1423 01:07:37,754 --> 01:07:39,989 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1424 01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:42,892 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1425 01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:45,462 ♪ Coffee or... ♪ 1426 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:46,596 - Okay, no, no, no. - (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1427 01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:47,697 - Stop.-Sorry. 1428 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:48,932 JACOB: It's still not working for me. 1429 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:49,999 - Yeah. - Like, I, kind of, feel like 1430 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:51,668 I lost you in the last 24 hours. 1431 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:53,270 I don't know where you're at. 1432 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:55,105 And I don't wanna have to say the same things 1433 01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:56,640 over and over again, because if I do 1434 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,842 then I feel like my language no longer has... 1435 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:00,477 - Yeah, yeah. - ...kind of any utility. 1436 01:08:00,477 --> 01:08:02,212 - You know what I mean? - Jesus, lay off, Jacob. 1437 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,283 What was that, Laura? 1438 01:08:06,283 --> 01:08:08,051 You got something to say? 1439 01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:10,554 No? While I have you, you're too far forward. 1440 01:08:10,554 --> 01:08:13,022 I need you back. Back, back, back, back. 1441 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,326 The scene isn't about you. 1442 01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:17,894 Funny, it used to be. 1443 01:08:17,894 --> 01:08:19,396 (ACTORS GASP) 1444 01:08:19,396 --> 01:08:21,731 Not a good time for that. 1445 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,233 Well, when would be a good time for that, 1446 01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:24,368 Your Highness? 1447 01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:25,569 (CLICKS TONGUE) Maybe after rehearsal. 1448 01:08:27,070 --> 01:08:28,338 No, well, actually, no. 1449 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,174 That's... That's not gonna work for me. 1450 01:08:30,174 --> 01:08:31,908 I wanna talk about it right now. 1451 01:08:31,908 --> 01:08:33,310 (HUSHED WHISPERS) 1452 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,948 (WHISPERS) Laura, you're embarrassing yourself. 1453 01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:44,954 (SCOFFS) 1454 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,958 You're embarrassing yourself. 1455 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:51,661 You think you... 1456 01:08:54,097 --> 01:08:57,066 (MIMICS JACOB) Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan. 1457 01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:59,236 I'm a pretentious douchebag. 1458 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:01,738 I think my shit doesn't stink. 1459 01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,072 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, guess what, Jacob! 1460 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:05,108 I lived in the same apartment as you for years, 1461 01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:08,178 and I smelled your shit, and it doesn't smell good. 1462 01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:10,180 - It doesn't smell good. - Take a break, Laura. 1463 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:11,248 LAURA: Yeah, sure. 1464 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,016 What else do you need? Oh! 1465 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,885 (MIMICS JACOB) Uh, I'm hungry, Laura. 1466 01:09:15,885 --> 01:09:17,854 Can you cook me some pasta? 1467 01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,689 Would you mind, 'cause I'm sitting 1468 01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:22,559 on the piano all day and I just can go 1469 01:09:22,559 --> 01:09:24,861 plunk, plunk, plunk. I'm useless. 1470 01:09:24,861 --> 01:09:26,596 I don't wanna do the laundry. 1471 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:28,798 I don't want to do the dishes. 1472 01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:30,300 I don't want to do anything 1473 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:33,136 because I'm God's gift to the world, 1474 01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:35,539 because he can string a few words together. 1475 01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:36,973 But you know what? I can string 1476 01:09:36,973 --> 01:09:38,775 words together, too, Jacob. 1477 01:09:38,775 --> 01:09:41,211 You limp dick, fuck face! 1478 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,380 DON: All right, she is letting it out. 1479 01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,048 - Laura, let's go outside. - No, I don't wanna go outside. 1480 01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,250 - Why would I wanna go outside? - MAZIE: Okay, okay. 1481 01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:47,884 - It's cold outside. - Laura. Lower your voice. 1482 01:09:47,884 --> 01:09:49,118 (SHOUTING) I will not lower my voice! 1483 01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:50,454 Don't tell me to lower my voice! 1484 01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:51,921 You lower your voice! 1485 01:09:51,921 --> 01:09:55,459 You're disloyal, narcissistic piece of shit! 1486 01:09:55,459 --> 01:09:56,960 Asshole! 1487 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,663 DON: Okey-dokey. All right. 1488 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,299 Got a little hot here in the kitchen. 1489 01:10:02,299 --> 01:10:04,768 Think it's time to, uh, take five, everybody. 1490 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:07,237 That's five. Five! 1491 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,339 Thank you so much, everyone. 1492 01:10:09,339 --> 01:10:11,074 That's 10, Don. 1493 01:10:11,074 --> 01:10:12,041 Ha! 1494 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,514 (MAZIE LAUGHING) 1495 01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,483 - What?-Nothing. 1496 01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:20,750 You think this is funny? 1497 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,586 Yeah, I did. I thought it was a little funny. 1498 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,254 - Nothing about that was funny. - MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1499 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,322 Jacob's being an asshole. 1500 01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:26,423 He can't talk to people like that. 1501 01:10:26,423 --> 01:10:27,657 Well, directors are assholes, 1502 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:30,093 and sometimes they do talk to people like that. 1503 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:33,330 And dude, Jackie is... Fuck. Butchering the part. 1504 01:10:33,997 --> 01:10:35,799 I don't blame him. 1505 01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:36,866 - Okay. (GRUNTS) - (LAURA GRUNTS) 1506 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,001 Everyone's hanging out, can we go? 1507 01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:39,469 No, I'm not hanging out. 1508 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,005 - Okay, then don't hang out. - You're just gonna leave. 1509 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,173 - Yeah. - Why do you always do that? 1510 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:46,310 God, you're such a shitty friend. 1511 01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:48,845 - Shitty friend? - A shitty friend. 1512 01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:50,179 After everything I've done for you, 1513 01:10:50,179 --> 01:10:51,515 - that's how you talk to me? - Oh, yes. Thank you. 1514 01:10:51,515 --> 01:10:53,283 Thank you so much, seriously, for picking me up 1515 01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:54,284 from the hospital and for doing 1516 01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:55,852 the bare minimum, always. 1517 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,220 Thank you so much. 1518 01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:01,558 Sorry, do you have any other friends, 1519 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,629 any family, a boyfriend? 1520 01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,231 Hmm? 1521 01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:09,933 Don't push it, Laura. 1522 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,201 Call me when you're you again. 1523 01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,071 This is me. 1524 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:16,373 Good luck with that. 1525 01:11:22,245 --> 01:11:23,747 (SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR) 1526 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:24,581 LAURA: Damn it! 1527 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:29,453 We need to talk. 1528 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:37,861 LAURA: We're talking about my behavior? 1529 01:11:37,861 --> 01:11:38,928 Are you listening to yourself? 1530 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:40,096 Goddamn it, Laura. 1531 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:43,767 I didn't force you to audition. 1532 01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:45,502 It was your choice to be here. 1533 01:11:45,502 --> 01:11:47,371 If you can't handle it because of your own shit, 1534 01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:49,773 - that's on you. - My own shit? 1535 01:11:49,773 --> 01:11:50,874 We're together for five years 1536 01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,542 and now this is just my own shit? 1537 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,010 You offered me a role, and then you tried 1538 01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:55,779 to cut me out. 1539 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:57,847 - You tried to cut me out. - We broke up. 1540 01:11:57,847 --> 01:12:00,149 We broke up. 1541 01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,219 It's hard for me to be around you. 1542 01:12:03,219 --> 01:12:04,521 I don't wanna be around you. 1543 01:12:04,521 --> 01:12:07,891 I have to sit and watch someone else play my role 1544 01:12:07,891 --> 01:12:09,192 that you wrote for me, 1545 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,760 that I helped you build. 1546 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,962 Because I workshopped every single song, 1547 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,965 and every single scene in this show with you, Jacob. 1548 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:18,234 I read every single iteration 1549 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,437 and version of your stupid book, 1550 01:12:20,437 --> 01:12:21,771 so you could hear it out loud. 1551 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:24,007 You were my girlfriend. You were my girlfriend. 1552 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:29,379 Why did you offer me the role, Jacob? 1553 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:30,814 Why did you paint the whole picture for me 1554 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,516 if you were just gonna take it all away? 1555 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:34,283 Why? 1556 01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:38,488 Is it because we were sleeping together? 1557 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:42,992 Is the role of Laurie Francis exclusively reserved... 1558 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,293 - (JACOB SIGHS) - ...for the woman 1559 01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,496 that you're fucking at the moment? Is that it? 1560 01:12:46,496 --> 01:12:47,731 What are you talking about? 1561 01:12:48,532 --> 01:12:51,167 (CHUCKLES) 1562 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:52,669 I saw you at the Halloween party. 1563 01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:56,005 I saw you with Jackie. 1564 01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:58,274 I saw you and I wish I didn't care. 1565 01:12:58,274 --> 01:13:00,109 I shouldn't care. 1566 01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:03,179 But, I still care. 1567 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:06,450 For some reason, I do. I can't help it. 1568 01:13:06,450 --> 01:13:08,585 And I still love you. 1569 01:13:09,953 --> 01:13:12,489 And I... (VOICE BREAKS) I wish I didn't. 1570 01:13:14,323 --> 01:13:16,159 I hate myself for it. 1571 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:20,430 And I hate that I have you on this stupid pedestal, 1572 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,365 and I can't stop feeling this way. 1573 01:13:22,365 --> 01:13:24,601 And I don't want to anymore. 1574 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:26,302 And I don't know how to stop. 1575 01:13:26,302 --> 01:13:28,805 And I just need you to tell me. 1576 01:13:28,805 --> 01:13:29,606 How did you do it? 1577 01:13:33,209 --> 01:13:34,778 How, Jacob? 1578 01:13:38,682 --> 01:13:40,617 How did you stop loving me? 1579 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,452 (SOBS) 1580 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:45,622 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1581 01:13:48,391 --> 01:13:49,726 How could you do that to me? 1582 01:14:00,604 --> 01:14:03,372 - (ZIPPER UNZIPS) - (LAURA SIGHS) 1583 01:14:03,372 --> 01:14:05,374 - (BREATHING HEAVILY) - (JACOB MOANS) 1584 01:14:07,711 --> 01:14:08,645 (SIGHS) 1585 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,731 I spoke to the creative team. 1586 01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:33,837 This is so fucked up. 1587 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:37,306 You can't be in the show. 1588 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:40,510 You're a liability. 1589 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:46,482 I'm sorry. 1590 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,367 (DOOR OPENS) 1591 01:15:05,401 --> 01:15:07,103 - LAURA: Monster? - (DOOR CLOSES) 1592 01:15:07,103 --> 01:15:08,605 Sorry, I'm late. 1593 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:14,678 (SIGHS) 1594 01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:32,528 Monster, are you in there? 1595 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,644 (SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1596 01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:04,493 ** 1597 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:10,700 ** 1598 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,575 ** 1599 01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:25,915 ** 1600 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,819 ** 1601 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:30,586 Whoa. 1602 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:33,790 Laura. 1603 01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,259 What is this place? 1604 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:40,163 MONSTER: It's, uh, well... It's kinda where I live. 1605 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,298 It's just, uh... It's a mess right now. 1606 01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,167 Um... 1607 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,302 It's... I need to organize all this stuff. 1608 01:16:46,302 --> 01:16:48,738 But, uh, I don't know. 1609 01:16:48,738 --> 01:16:50,740 Uh, one man's trash is another man's... 1610 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,042 You get it. (SIGHING) 1611 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:56,680 LAURA: Wow. 1612 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,614 MONSTER: Yeah. Rehearsal ran late? 1613 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:01,084 Uh... 1614 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:03,419 Yeah, yeah. 1615 01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:05,154 Sorry about that. 1616 01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:09,625 Everything okay? 1617 01:17:10,593 --> 01:17:11,928 Everything is fine. 1618 01:17:13,362 --> 01:17:15,732 Why do you ask? 1619 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,668 Um, well, you're not looking at me in the eye, 1620 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:19,769 for one thing. 1621 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:23,472 What? 1622 01:17:24,808 --> 01:17:26,075 Yes. 1623 01:17:26,075 --> 01:17:27,944 - Ah, I... - You're not looking me 1624 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:28,678 in the eye. 1625 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,446 What's up there? 1626 01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:31,647 Um, it's... 1627 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:33,182 I'm right here. 1628 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,618 Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry. 1629 01:17:35,618 --> 01:17:36,786 Yeah, I'm sorry, okay? 1630 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:40,023 I'm sorry. I just had a very shitty day. 1631 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:42,525 Okay. What happened? 1632 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:47,430 - I got fired. - What? How? 1633 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,834 I... might have had a... 1634 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,469 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1635 01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:57,440 ...meltdown during rehearsal. 1636 01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,443 And... (SIGHS) Then after that, 1637 01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:04,447 I... I fought with Mazie. 1638 01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:07,717 MONSTER: Uh-huh. 1639 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:10,153 And, um... 1640 01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:14,724 - And then, um... - (MONSTER SIGHS) 1641 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,528 Well, Jacob, um, 1642 01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:25,568 wanted to talk with me after rehearsal. 1643 01:18:26,635 --> 01:18:28,571 So I... stayed. 1644 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,041 Um... 1645 01:18:32,942 --> 01:18:33,877 Yeah. 1646 01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:36,579 How did that talk go? 1647 01:18:37,346 --> 01:18:38,581 It wasn't... 1648 01:18:40,649 --> 01:18:42,251 It was, like, more like, um... 1649 01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:45,021 Did you guys... 1650 01:18:46,689 --> 01:18:48,091 kiss or something? 1651 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:57,901 I'm sorry. 1652 01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,003 - MONSTER: Mmm. - I'm so sorry. 1653 01:19:05,508 --> 01:19:06,409 - I'm so sorry. - (MUSIC STOPS) 1654 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:07,476 - (MONSTER GRUNTS) - (OBJECTS CLATTER) 1655 01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:08,611 (OBJECTS CLINKING) 1656 01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:11,114 (LAURA SIGHING) 1657 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,683 Why? 1658 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,786 (SOFTLY) I don't know. 1659 01:19:16,786 --> 01:19:18,888 - Why would you do that? - I don't know. 1660 01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:19,956 He doesn't love you. 1661 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,291 He doesn't love you. 1662 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,026 He never has. 1663 01:19:23,827 --> 01:19:25,294 That, no. That's... 1664 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,729 - He doesn't love you. - Don't say that. 1665 01:19:26,729 --> 01:19:28,464 - That's not true. - It is true. 1666 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,166 He doesn't love you the way you deserve to be loved. 1667 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:33,069 Oh, come on. I deserve to be loved? 1668 01:19:33,069 --> 01:19:35,204 What do you know about how I deserve to be loved? 1669 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,505 I happen to know a fuck ton about it 1670 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:37,673 if you looked around. 1671 01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:38,875 You don't know anything about love. 1672 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,044 You're a fucking monster. 1673 01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:43,813 You've spent your whole life hiding in here. 1674 01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:46,482 I wasn't hiding. 1675 01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:48,151 You shut me in here. 1676 01:19:48,151 --> 01:19:50,153 You didn't want anything to do with me. 1677 01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:51,687 Of course, I didn't want anything to do with you. 1678 01:19:51,687 --> 01:19:54,390 Look at you! You're disgusting! 1679 01:19:54,390 --> 01:19:55,724 You're horrible! 1680 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,393 And you ruined my life! 1681 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,395 And you've stolen all my socks! 1682 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:00,596 You were never gonna do anything 1683 01:20:00,596 --> 01:20:02,198 - with those fucking socks. - Yes, I was! 1684 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:03,532 I needed those socks. 1685 01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:05,434 You know what? Maybe I'm disgusting, 1686 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:06,735 but if it wasn't for me, 1687 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:09,839 you'd still be a pathetic, weepy doormat, 1688 01:20:09,839 --> 01:20:11,407 crying in a corner, 1689 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,209 playing the helpless victim, 1690 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,444 letting the world trample all over you. 1691 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:16,545 Is that who you wanna be, huh? 1692 01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,580 - I'm leaving. - You might as well 1693 01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,415 roll over and fucking die. 1694 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,017 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself. 1695 01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:23,019 - How can you say that to me? - Look at yourself, Laura. 1696 01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,921 - Laura, look at yourself. - I am looking at myself. 1697 01:20:26,422 --> 01:20:27,356 Come on. 1698 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,559 Laura! 1699 01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:32,395 - Come on. - (BANGING ON DOOR) 1700 01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,763 Laura. (GROWLS) 1701 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:36,465 - Come on, let me out. - No! 1702 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:38,534 - Go away! - MONSTER: Let me out! 1703 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,269 - Go away. - Don't do this again. 1704 01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,270 Laura. (GROWLS) 1705 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,641 Fine, you want me gone? 1706 01:20:48,444 --> 01:20:49,512 Fine. 1707 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:52,615 I'm gone. 1708 01:20:54,450 --> 01:20:56,519 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1709 01:21:06,462 --> 01:21:08,531 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1710 01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:26,649 I'm sorry. 1711 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,826 Monster? 1712 01:21:52,141 --> 01:21:52,908 Monster. 1713 01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,289 Monster? 1714 01:22:09,993 --> 01:22:11,427 Monster, I'm sorry. 1715 01:22:13,562 --> 01:22:14,964 Monster, where are you? 1716 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:18,234 I'm really sorry. Please, come back. 1717 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:21,737 Please. 1718 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,639 (VOICE BREAKS) Please don't leave me. 1719 01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:26,042 (CRYING) Monster, please, don't... 1720 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,177 Please, don't leave me. 1721 01:22:28,177 --> 01:22:29,545 Please, come back. 1722 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:35,218 (SNIFFLES) I'm sorry. 1723 01:22:44,727 --> 01:22:45,761 (DOOR OPENS) 1724 01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:48,697 DR. KAUFFMAN: Okay, I am so sorry 1725 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:51,067 to have kept you waiting. 1726 01:22:51,067 --> 01:22:52,768 (SIGHS) Wow, Laura. 1727 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:55,171 You are looking like you're feeling much better. 1728 01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:57,273 I don't feel great. 1729 01:22:57,273 --> 01:23:00,176 Well, let me turn that frown upside down. 1730 01:23:00,176 --> 01:23:01,244 (TAPPING ON TABLE) 1731 01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:03,679 You are cleared, young lady. 1732 01:23:06,082 --> 01:23:07,016 You... 1733 01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:10,286 You're cancer-free, kid. That's good news. 1734 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:13,289 What do I do now? 1735 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,691 I don't know. 1736 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,626 Call somebody. Go celebrate! 1737 01:23:17,626 --> 01:23:19,628 Hit the town! 1738 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:21,664 Eat a jelly bean. You want a jelly bean? 1739 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,133 Take a hand... 1740 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:25,134 (CLINKING) 1741 01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:28,437 (DOOR OPENS) 1742 01:23:29,572 --> 01:23:30,606 (HOUSE DOOR OPENS) 1743 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:32,608 (WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1744 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:01,137 (MEDICINE BOTTLES CLATTER ON FLOOR) 1745 01:24:06,109 --> 01:24:07,042 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1746 01:24:28,297 --> 01:24:29,998 So, listen, I just wanted to say, 1747 01:24:32,335 --> 01:24:34,670 thank you for sticking up for me the other day. 1748 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,105 (CAR HONKING HORN) 1749 01:24:36,105 --> 01:24:37,506 Um, and also... 1750 01:24:39,242 --> 01:24:42,211 I'm really, really sorry. 1751 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:43,879 It's okay. You don't have to be sorry. 1752 01:24:43,879 --> 01:24:46,949 No, I... I genuinely didn't know that 1753 01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:50,453 - I was, like, stealing... - Oh, no. 1754 01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:53,055 You weren't stealing him. It's okay. 1755 01:24:53,055 --> 01:24:55,858 I mean, people hook up. 1756 01:24:55,858 --> 01:24:57,460 - It's fine. - Wait, did you... I'm sorry. 1757 01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:59,362 Did you just say hook up? 1758 01:24:59,362 --> 01:25:02,531 Yeah. I mean, I saw you and Jacob hooking up 1759 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:03,999 at the Halloween party. It's okay. 1760 01:25:03,999 --> 01:25:05,168 - Oh, my God! - I don't care. 1761 01:25:05,168 --> 01:25:07,203 - No, no, no, no. - It's over. Between us. 1762 01:25:07,203 --> 01:25:10,339 No, no. I've literally never hooked up with Jacob. 1763 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:13,309 Like not even close. Ever. 1764 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:15,144 - But I saw you with him. - No. 1765 01:25:15,144 --> 01:25:17,880 He just was really flirty with me. 1766 01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:20,749 And I... I... I didn't really know what to do 1767 01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:22,385 because he's my boss. So I just was, kind of, 1768 01:25:22,385 --> 01:25:23,952 going along with it, but... 1769 01:25:26,922 --> 01:25:29,425 - Okay. - The truth is, um, 1770 01:25:29,425 --> 01:25:31,660 I just really wanted to check in on you, 1771 01:25:31,660 --> 01:25:34,663 'cause I didn't know that you were sick, 1772 01:25:34,663 --> 01:25:36,332 or that you and Jacob were together, 1773 01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,168 or had just broken up. I didn't know any of that. 1774 01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:41,904 And then I found out that he fired you. 1775 01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:43,472 - Yeah, well. - Is he okay? 1776 01:25:44,273 --> 01:25:46,509 Like that's insane. 1777 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:47,676 Laurie, Laura? 1778 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:51,247 He shouldn't be able to get away with this. 1779 01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:52,248 LAURA: He can. 1780 01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:53,616 And he will. 1781 01:25:58,954 --> 01:26:00,122 Unless... 1782 01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:05,594 - (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1783 01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:23,379 (WHISPERS) Laura, don't make me regret this. 1784 01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:30,386 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1785 01:26:34,257 --> 01:26:36,525 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) 1786 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:37,560 JACOB: Is someone there? 1787 01:26:39,462 --> 01:26:41,797 (MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1788 01:26:41,797 --> 01:26:43,566 (MUSIC FADES) 1789 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:51,907 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1790 01:26:51,907 --> 01:26:54,577 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1791 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:20,168 Laura? Laura, what are you doing here? 1792 01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:24,172 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1793 01:27:25,874 --> 01:27:27,976 We... We started spending more time together 1794 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,512 and I was waiting for the right time to tell you 1795 01:27:29,512 --> 01:27:30,713 and you were sick. 1796 01:27:30,713 --> 01:27:32,715 And I was scared, and he was scared. 1797 01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:34,817 (MUFFLED) And I know it's really bad! 1798 01:27:34,817 --> 01:27:36,952 It's really fucking bad! 1799 01:27:36,952 --> 01:27:39,021 (CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1800 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:43,058 (MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot. I'm really sorry. (CRYING) 1801 01:27:43,058 --> 01:27:46,562 - (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) - (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1802 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,697 (SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me. 1803 01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,399 - LAURA: Mazie. - Laura, please. 1804 01:27:50,399 --> 01:27:52,368 - I'm sorry, Laura, please. - Get out of my room. 1805 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:55,270 (SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry. 1806 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,479 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1807 01:28:10,519 --> 01:28:12,455 (INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER) 1808 01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:20,228 DON: Copy, okay. That is a go for places. 1809 01:28:20,228 --> 01:28:23,566 Go for places. Godspeed, Good Women. 1810 01:28:24,099 --> 01:28:25,167 Godspeed. 1811 01:28:28,103 --> 01:28:30,172 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1812 01:28:30,172 --> 01:28:31,607 (CURTAINS CLATTERING) 1813 01:28:33,275 --> 01:28:37,145 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 1814 01:28:37,713 --> 01:28:39,648 (WHISTLING) 1815 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,754 Laurie Francis, 1816 01:28:45,754 --> 01:28:49,558 welcome to Mr. Baker's Finishing School for Girls. 1817 01:28:49,558 --> 01:28:50,826 We're glad to have you here. 1818 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:54,497 We've been so looking forward to your arrival. 1819 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:56,699 How do you feel, Laurie? 1820 01:28:58,233 --> 01:28:59,435 Father said... 1821 01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:02,971 WILL: Yes? 1822 01:29:02,971 --> 01:29:03,706 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1823 01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,645 Father said I haven't been behaving the way 1824 01:29:09,645 --> 01:29:11,880 a girl should be behaving. 1825 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,517 ♪ We three wanna Be something ♪ 1826 01:29:14,517 --> 01:29:16,885 LAURA: I want to be better, Headmaster Baker. 1827 01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:20,656 - I want to be. - WILL: A good woman? 1828 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:22,491 Well, you've come to the right place. 1829 01:29:22,491 --> 01:29:25,561 There are only a few things that I require. 1830 01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:29,364 ♪ We're in it For the long run ♪ 1831 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:32,835 ♪ But boy is it a long one ♪ 1832 01:29:32,835 --> 01:29:36,338 TOGETHER: * Temptation, You're a son of a gun ♪ 1833 01:29:36,338 --> 01:29:38,507 ♪ Desire with a capital D ♪ 1834 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,245 ♪ The carnal With a capital C ♪ 1835 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:46,582 ♪ The capital offenses Against a feminine ♪ 1836 01:29:46,582 --> 01:29:49,051 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1837 01:29:49,051 --> 01:29:50,252 ♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪ 1838 01:29:50,252 --> 01:29:53,922 ♪ You don't put fork In the toaster slot ♪ 1839 01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:55,924 ♪ You don't dry Your hair in the tub ♪ 1840 01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:57,993 Laurie, you haven't been following the rules. 1841 01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,395 TOGETHER: * So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1842 01:30:00,395 --> 01:30:01,997 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1843 01:30:01,997 --> 01:30:03,932 You know what we do with girls like you. 1844 01:30:03,932 --> 01:30:05,367 TOGETHER: * Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1845 01:30:05,367 --> 01:30:07,269 Girls like me? 1846 01:30:07,269 --> 01:30:10,773 TOGETHER: * Wanna bellow Wanna swear ♪ 1847 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:14,376 ♪ Take a pillow From that sofa over there ♪ 1848 01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:17,580 ♪ Apply it to the face And scream real loud ♪ 1849 01:30:17,580 --> 01:30:19,815 ♪ And get it out ♪ 1850 01:30:19,815 --> 01:30:21,316 What's wrong with girls like me? 1851 01:30:21,316 --> 01:30:24,787 (SCREAMS) 1852 01:30:25,554 --> 01:30:27,189 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1853 01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:29,925 CHORUS: * The vile With a capital V ♪ 1854 01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:31,894 ♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪ 1855 01:30:33,295 --> 01:30:35,097 ♪ Those capital offenses ♪ 1856 01:30:35,097 --> 01:30:36,532 ♪ Against a feminine ♪ 1857 01:30:36,532 --> 01:30:39,101 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1858 01:30:39,101 --> 01:30:40,368 ♪ Vraiment ♪ 1859 01:30:40,368 --> 01:30:43,038 ♪ You know to use a mitt When the oven's hot ♪ 1860 01:30:43,038 --> 01:30:45,474 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1861 01:30:45,474 --> 01:30:46,742 ♪ Yes, yes, you ♪ 1862 01:30:46,742 --> 01:30:48,176 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell... ♪ 1863 01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,212 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me at all. 1864 01:30:50,212 --> 01:30:53,549 TOGETHER: * So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1865 01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:55,417 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1866 01:30:56,218 --> 01:30:57,319 I remember... 1867 01:30:57,319 --> 01:30:59,321 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1868 01:31:00,656 --> 01:31:02,190 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1869 01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:04,660 I remember the first moment we met. 1870 01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:06,595 TOGETHER: ♪ You ♪ 1871 01:31:10,365 --> 01:31:11,600 LAURA: I remember I said... 1872 01:31:14,269 --> 01:31:16,672 I said to him. 1873 01:31:16,672 --> 01:31:18,607 - (CURTAINS CLATTERING) - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1874 01:31:20,442 --> 01:31:22,611 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1875 01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,287 DON: That's intermission, everybody. 1876 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,624 - Laura! - (DOOR SLAMS) 1877 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,626 Where is she? 1878 01:31:39,294 --> 01:31:41,329 - (CLATTERS)-Laura! 1879 01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:42,998 WILL: What's going on? 1880 01:31:43,999 --> 01:31:44,700 Laura? 1881 01:31:47,269 --> 01:31:48,637 Anybody know how she got... 1882 01:31:52,274 --> 01:31:53,508 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1883 01:31:54,643 --> 01:31:56,545 WILL: Everybody back here. 1884 01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:01,416 JACOB: Laura! 1885 01:32:01,416 --> 01:32:03,952 Out, everyone out. Out! Now. 1886 01:32:03,952 --> 01:32:05,487 You. 1887 01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:06,889 JACOB: (YELLING) Get out! 1888 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,030 How long? 1889 01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:19,735 How long have you been sleeping with Mazie? 1890 01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:21,937 (SQUEALS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who cares? 1891 01:32:21,937 --> 01:32:25,741 You're actually talking about that right now? 1892 01:32:25,741 --> 01:32:27,442 Laura, what are you doing here? 1893 01:32:27,442 --> 01:32:30,178 Where the fuck is Jackie? 1894 01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:32,014 You're doing a completely different show 1895 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,016 than what I've been rehearsing for the past six weeks. 1896 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:36,685 (GRUNTS) You are destroying everything! 1897 01:32:38,854 --> 01:32:40,522 How is this happening? How is... I can't... 1898 01:32:40,522 --> 01:32:41,690 How is this happening to me? 1899 01:32:44,159 --> 01:32:48,396 Laura. Laura, please tell me. 1900 01:32:50,298 --> 01:32:52,701 What can I do? What can I do 1901 01:32:52,701 --> 01:32:56,338 so that you don't fuck up my entire life? 1902 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,974 You think I'm fucking up your life? 1903 01:32:58,974 --> 01:33:01,009 The New York Times is here. 1904 01:33:01,009 --> 01:33:04,212 The New York Times. 1905 01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,481 Jesse Green is sitting in row J, 1906 01:33:06,481 --> 01:33:08,483 with a fucking legal pad, 1907 01:33:08,483 --> 01:33:10,686 waiting to make me critics pick! 1908 01:33:13,388 --> 01:33:15,290 - Wow, you're pathetic. - (JACOB SIGHS) 1909 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,227 It's opening night. 1910 01:33:19,227 --> 01:33:21,864 This is my opening night! 1911 01:33:21,864 --> 01:33:25,333 I don't give a fuck about your opening night, 1912 01:33:25,333 --> 01:33:28,203 Jacob. I don't care. 1913 01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:30,405 You are so jealous. 1914 01:33:30,405 --> 01:33:33,475 You've always been so jealous of me. 1915 01:33:33,475 --> 01:33:36,511 God, you are so fucking selfish. 1916 01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:38,013 Watch what you say to me, Jacob. 1917 01:33:38,013 --> 01:33:39,848 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1918 01:33:39,848 --> 01:33:40,916 Or what? 1919 01:33:42,284 --> 01:33:44,586 Or what, Laura? 1920 01:33:46,054 --> 01:33:46,989 Or what? 1921 01:33:47,956 --> 01:33:49,091 Or... 1922 01:33:49,091 --> 01:33:50,492 I'll rip... 1923 01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:53,328 your fucking... 1924 01:33:53,328 --> 01:33:54,897 throat... 1925 01:33:54,897 --> 01:33:55,998 out. 1926 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:01,737 (LIGHT SWITCH THUDS) 1927 01:34:01,737 --> 01:34:05,173 (SILENCE) 1928 01:34:05,173 --> 01:34:07,843 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1929 01:34:33,936 --> 01:34:35,971 (APPLAUSE FADES) 1930 01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:38,506 I remember. 1931 01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,279 (PIANO PLAYING) 1932 01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:45,881 The first moment we met. 1933 01:34:48,283 --> 01:34:49,517 I remember I said... 1934 01:34:50,853 --> 01:34:54,122 - I said to him. - (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1935 01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:55,690 ♪ Hi ♪ 1936 01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,525 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1937 01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:00,528 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1938 01:35:01,997 --> 01:35:03,631 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1939 01:35:04,933 --> 01:35:07,836 ♪ I have Darjeeling And green ♪ 1940 01:35:07,836 --> 01:35:10,472 ♪ I have a feeling ♪ 1941 01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,240 ♪ I've seen you before ♪ 1942 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:15,477 ♪ Those bright eyes That brown hair ♪ 1943 01:35:15,477 --> 01:35:18,580 ♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪ 1944 01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:22,384 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1945 01:35:22,384 --> 01:35:25,387 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1946 01:35:25,387 --> 01:35:27,022 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 1947 01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:28,023 (DOOR CLATTERS) 1948 01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:33,695 (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1949 01:35:33,695 --> 01:35:34,997 ♪ Hi ♪ 1950 01:35:34,997 --> 01:35:38,000 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1951 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:41,036 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 1952 01:35:41,036 --> 01:35:43,872 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 1953 01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:46,875 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 1954 01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:49,945 ♪ The right way But please spend ♪ 1955 01:35:49,945 --> 01:35:53,681 ♪ The night Maybe we could find out ♪ 1956 01:35:53,681 --> 01:35:56,351 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 1957 01:35:56,351 --> 01:35:58,120 ♪ This is it ♪ 1958 01:35:59,287 --> 01:36:01,790 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1959 01:36:01,790 --> 01:36:05,027 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1960 01:36:05,027 --> 01:36:08,030 ♪ Stay for a bit Stay for a touch ♪ 1961 01:36:08,030 --> 01:36:10,698 ♪ Say what you feel Make it too much ♪ 1962 01:36:10,698 --> 01:36:14,436 ♪ I want this every Which way ♪ 1963 01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:16,438 ♪ No need to rush ♪ 1964 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:19,307 ♪ Stay for a touch Stay for a tad ♪ 1965 01:36:19,307 --> 01:36:22,110 ♪ I wanna have, Wanna be had ♪ 1966 01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:25,780 ♪ I've been too good For too long ♪ 1967 01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:28,750 ♪ Time to be bad ♪ 1968 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:31,319 - (MONSTER GRUNTING) - (FLESH SQUELCHES) 1969 01:36:31,319 --> 01:36:32,921 ♪ 'Cause this Rip roaring heart's ♪ 1970 01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:35,557 ♪ Growing stronger ♪ 1971 01:36:35,557 --> 01:36:40,262 ♪ This rip roaring heart Won't hold back any longer ♪ 1972 01:36:41,063 --> 01:36:42,497 Did I take that too far? 1973 01:36:42,497 --> 01:36:45,233 ♪ No longer ♪ 1974 01:36:45,233 --> 01:36:46,334 Monster... 1975 01:36:48,503 --> 01:36:49,637 ♪ Hi ♪ 1976 01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,307 ♪ Hello, give me your all ♪ 1977 01:36:53,508 --> 01:36:56,144 ♪ Set me aflame ♪ 1978 01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:58,646 ♪ Tear down the wall ♪ 1979 01:36:58,646 --> 01:37:01,616 ♪ Beautiful fate Knew the score ♪ 1980 01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,518 ♪ Right when you Bust through ♪ 1981 01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:05,187 (SOBS) You're here. 1982 01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:08,090 Hey, stranger. 1983 01:37:08,090 --> 01:37:10,926 ♪ Go back to before ♪ 1984 01:37:10,926 --> 01:37:14,329 (SOBBING) I thought I'd lost you forever. 1985 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:17,199 Lose me? 1986 01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:19,734 No. 1987 01:37:19,734 --> 01:37:21,269 You could never lose me, Laura. 1988 01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,507 I'm your monster. 1989 01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,877 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1990 01:37:30,645 --> 01:37:35,683 ♪ Sweet stranger ♪ 1991 01:37:36,651 --> 01:37:42,024 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1992 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:47,029 ♪ Lovely to meet you ♪ 1993 01:37:47,662 --> 01:37:48,830 (EXHALES) 1994 01:37:49,531 --> 01:37:51,499 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1995 01:37:52,434 --> 01:37:54,036 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1996 01:37:56,538 --> 01:37:57,705 Is this a part of the show? 1997 01:37:59,374 --> 01:38:02,744 I don't know, but I'm so into it. 1998 01:38:02,744 --> 01:38:04,812 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 1999 01:38:04,812 --> 01:38:06,148 (RULER CLATTERS) 2000 01:38:06,148 --> 01:38:08,516 (SHOUTING, CLAMORING CONTINUES) 2001 01:38:08,516 --> 01:38:12,254 (PIANO PLAYING ) 2002 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:26,868 (MONSTER GROWLS) 2003 01:38:26,868 --> 01:38:27,669 (upbeat music) ♪ Off with your head 2004 01:38:27,669 --> 01:38:28,270 ♪ Off with your head 2005 01:38:29,504 --> 01:38:30,939 ♪ Off with your head 2006 01:38:30,939 --> 01:38:31,706 ♪ Off, off 2007 01:38:31,706 --> 01:38:34,609 ♪ Off with your head 2008 01:38:34,609 --> 01:38:35,610 ♪ Play dead bitch 2009 01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:36,611 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2010 01:38:36,611 --> 01:38:41,049 ♪ Off with your head 2011 01:38:41,049 --> 01:38:41,883 ♪ Off, off 2012 01:38:41,883 --> 01:38:44,619 ♪ Off with your head 2013 01:38:44,619 --> 01:38:45,820 ♪ Play dead bitch 2014 01:38:45,820 --> 01:38:47,622 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2015 01:38:47,622 --> 01:38:48,556 ♪ Don't get it confused 2016 01:38:48,556 --> 01:38:49,791 ♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody 2017 01:38:49,791 --> 01:38:50,959 ♪ I cut many bodies 2018 01:38:50,959 --> 01:38:52,460 ♪ Chop 'em like I know karate 2019 01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:53,728 ♪ I been known to check a bitch ♪ 2020 01:38:53,728 --> 01:38:55,197 ♪ Who been known to doubt me 2021 01:38:55,197 --> 01:38:56,531 ♪ Can't name the top five 2022 01:38:56,531 --> 01:38:57,966 ♪ Without talkin' bout me 2023 01:38:57,966 --> 01:38:58,833 ♪ Take a shot, sir 2024 01:38:58,833 --> 01:39:00,202 ♪ I don't mean paparazzi 2025 01:39:00,202 --> 01:39:01,569 ♪ Suicidal doors, yeah 2026 01:39:01,569 --> 01:39:02,971 ♪ On my whips, kamikaze 2027 01:39:02,971 --> 01:39:03,871 ♪ Pullin' out the lobby 2028 01:39:03,871 --> 01:39:04,706 ♪ Just to kill 2029 01:39:04,706 --> 01:39:05,507 ♪ That's my only hobby 2030 01:39:05,507 --> 01:39:06,808 ♪ If you a wave 2031 01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:08,210 ♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami 2032 01:39:08,210 --> 01:39:10,145 ♪ One time for the bitches in the back ♪ 2033 01:39:10,145 --> 01:39:11,513 ♪ Yeah 2034 01:39:11,513 --> 01:39:12,547 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2035 01:39:12,547 --> 01:39:14,216 ♪ Yeah 2036 01:39:14,216 --> 01:39:15,083 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2037 01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:16,151 ♪ Yeah 2038 01:39:16,151 --> 01:39:17,252 ♪ Got a way with words, baby 2039 01:39:17,252 --> 01:39:18,686 ♪ I can give you that ♪ But 2040 01:39:18,686 --> 01:39:20,755 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2041 01:39:20,755 --> 01:39:23,258 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2042 01:39:23,258 --> 01:39:24,892 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2043 01:39:24,892 --> 01:39:25,893 ♪ Get a grip 2044 01:39:25,893 --> 01:39:26,995 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life 2045 01:39:26,995 --> 01:39:28,063 ♪ And this the thanks I get 2046 01:39:28,063 --> 01:39:29,397 ♪ Youuuu 2047 01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:30,398 ♪ Think that you know 2048 01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:31,699 ♪ But don't stand too close 2049 01:39:31,699 --> 01:39:33,735 ♪ 'Cause I might explode ♪ Ah, ah 2050 01:39:33,735 --> 01:39:34,536 ♪ Youuuu 2051 01:39:34,536 --> 01:39:35,570 ♪ Must be confused 2052 01:39:35,570 --> 01:39:36,904 ♪ You wanna play games 2053 01:39:36,904 --> 01:39:39,074 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2054 01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:41,709 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2055 01:39:41,709 --> 01:39:43,178 ♪ If you cross me 2056 01:39:43,178 --> 01:39:45,247 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2057 01:39:45,247 --> 01:39:46,181 ♪ Yes, you 2058 01:39:46,181 --> 01:39:46,948 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2059 01:39:46,948 --> 01:39:48,183 ♪ And you can find out 2060 01:39:48,183 --> 01:39:49,117 ♪ Real soon, boo 2061 01:39:49,117 --> 01:39:53,555 ♪ Off with your head 2062 01:39:53,555 --> 01:39:54,389 ♪ Off, off 2063 01:39:54,389 --> 01:39:57,025 ♪ Off with your head 2064 01:39:57,025 --> 01:39:57,959 ♪ Play dead bitch 2065 01:39:57,959 --> 01:39:59,194 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2066 01:39:59,194 --> 01:40:03,898 ♪ Off with your head 2067 01:40:03,898 --> 01:40:04,732 ♪ Off, off 2068 01:40:04,732 --> 01:40:07,635 ♪ Off with your head 2069 01:40:07,635 --> 01:40:08,636 ♪ Play dead bitch 2070 01:40:08,636 --> 01:40:09,937 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2071 01:40:09,937 --> 01:40:10,938 ♪ Use the plot 2072 01:40:10,938 --> 01:40:12,307 ♪ And it's your last mistake 2073 01:40:12,307 --> 01:40:13,575 ♪ You'll be modeling cement boots ♪ 2074 01:40:13,575 --> 01:40:14,776 ♪ Bottom of a lake 2075 01:40:14,776 --> 01:40:15,977 ♪ You know I be fresh to death 2076 01:40:15,977 --> 01:40:17,412 ♪ Like every damn wake 2077 01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:18,713 ♪ See me bust down the roley 2078 01:40:18,713 --> 01:40:20,248 ♪ Put some diamonds in your face ♪ 2079 01:40:20,248 --> 01:40:22,284 ♪ And this 24 karat chain still heavy weight ♪ 2080 01:40:22,284 --> 01:40:23,651 ♪ Walked it up the roadway 2081 01:40:23,651 --> 01:40:25,420 ♪ You already late 2082 01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:27,289 ♪ No my number be the same in every single state ♪ 2083 01:40:27,289 --> 01:40:28,790 ♪ It's 911 2084 01:40:28,790 --> 01:40:30,258 ♪ Catch me burnin' up the place ♪ 2085 01:40:30,258 --> 01:40:32,227 ♪ So, say it loud for the bitches in the back ♪ 2086 01:40:32,227 --> 01:40:33,595 ♪ Yeah 2087 01:40:33,595 --> 01:40:34,829 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2088 01:40:34,829 --> 01:40:36,231 ♪ Yeah 2089 01:40:36,231 --> 01:40:37,599 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2090 01:40:37,599 --> 01:40:38,766 ♪ Yeah 2091 01:40:38,766 --> 01:40:39,567 ♪ Got a way words, baby 2092 01:40:39,567 --> 01:40:41,236 ♪ I can give you that 2093 01:40:41,236 --> 01:40:43,271 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2094 01:40:43,271 --> 01:40:45,773 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2095 01:40:45,773 --> 01:40:47,509 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2096 01:40:47,509 --> 01:40:48,743 ♪ Get a grip 2097 01:40:48,743 --> 01:40:49,744 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life 2098 01:40:49,744 --> 01:40:50,745 ♪ And this the thanks I get 2099 01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:51,913 ♪ Youuuu 2100 01:40:51,913 --> 01:40:52,914 ♪ Think that you know 2101 01:40:52,914 --> 01:40:53,848 ♪ But don't stand too close 2102 01:40:53,848 --> 01:40:55,650 ♪ Cause I might explode 2103 01:40:55,650 --> 01:40:56,518 ♪ Ah, ah 2104 01:40:56,518 --> 01:40:57,585 ♪ Youuuu 2105 01:40:57,585 --> 01:40:58,486 ♪ Much be confused 2106 01:40:58,486 --> 01:40:59,854 ♪ You wanna plays games 2107 01:40:59,854 --> 01:41:02,190 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ Ha, ha 2108 01:41:02,190 --> 01:41:04,526 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2109 01:41:04,526 --> 01:41:06,094 ♪ If you cross me 2110 01:41:06,094 --> 01:41:07,862 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ Youuuu 2111 01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:08,796 ♪ Yes, you 2112 01:41:08,796 --> 01:41:09,664 ♪ Keep pushing your luck 2113 01:41:09,664 --> 01:41:10,798 ♪ And you can find out 2114 01:41:10,798 --> 01:41:11,699 ♪ Real soon, boo 2115 01:41:11,699 --> 01:41:16,371 ♪ Off with your head 2116 01:41:16,371 --> 01:41:17,272 ♪ Off, off 2117 01:41:17,272 --> 01:41:19,874 ♪ Off with your head 2118 01:41:19,874 --> 01:41:20,875 ♪ Play dead bitch 2119 01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,177 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2120 01:41:22,177 --> 01:41:26,614 ♪ Off with your head 2121 01:41:26,614 --> 01:41:27,615 ♪ Off, off 2122 01:41:27,615 --> 01:41:30,118 ♪ Off with your head 2123 01:41:30,118 --> 01:41:31,018 ♪ Play dead bitch 2124 01:41:31,018 --> 01:41:35,457 ♪ You heard what I said bitch 2125 01:41:35,457 --> 01:41:39,527 (doo-wop music) ♪ Oooh, oooh 2126 01:41:39,527 --> 01:41:41,363 ♪ Oooooh 2127 01:41:41,363 --> 01:41:43,531 ♪ Waaa 2128 01:41:43,531 --> 01:41:47,068 ♪ Oooh, oooh 2129 01:41:47,068 --> 01:41:51,939 ♪ Oooooooh, waaa 2130 01:41:53,007 --> 01:41:56,211 ♪ We broke up just a week ago 2131 01:41:56,211 --> 01:41:57,812 ♪ How my heart is breaking 2132 01:41:57,812 --> 01:42:00,515 ♪ He'll never know 2133 01:42:00,515 --> 01:42:02,184 ♪ Each night I cry myself to sleep ♪ 2134 01:42:02,184 --> 01:42:05,019 ♪ I count my tears and scattered sheep ♪ 2135 01:42:05,019 --> 01:42:09,191 ♪ I'll never stop loving you 2136 01:42:09,191 --> 01:42:13,561 ♪ But now I know what to do 2137 01:42:13,561 --> 01:42:17,999 ♪ I'll light a candle 2138 01:42:17,999 --> 01:42:22,970 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2139 01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:27,409 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2140 01:42:27,409 --> 01:42:32,280 ♪ And come back to me 2141 01:42:33,114 --> 01:42:37,885 ♪ Oooh, waaa 2142 01:42:37,885 --> 01:42:40,588 (doo-wop music) 2143 01:42:44,792 --> 01:42:49,231 ♪ I'll light a candle 2144 01:42:49,231 --> 01:42:54,101 ♪ I'll say a prayer 2145 01:42:55,270 --> 01:42:56,438 ♪ It's one thing that cheers me ♪ 2146 01:42:56,438 --> 01:42:59,441 ♪ I know someone hears me 2147 01:42:59,441 --> 01:43:03,878 ♪ Way up there 2148 01:43:03,878 --> 01:43:08,383 ♪ I'll light a candle 2149 01:43:08,383 --> 01:43:13,221 ♪ And hope you'll see me 2150 01:43:14,422 --> 01:43:17,992 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2151 01:43:17,992 --> 01:43:22,830 ♪ And darling, please come back to me ♪ 2152 01:43:26,167 --> 01:43:28,035 ♪ Ohhh 140412

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.