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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:04,961 To hell with being a producer. You're the suitress. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,615 Tommy: Let's put some money on it. 3 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,964 You lock down one of these all stars, 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,487 I'll give you my producer bonus. 5 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:11,098 Jay: He full-on frat-boy date-raped her. 6 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:12,751 If you leave now, 7 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:14,492 everyone's gonna think that you were lying. 8 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:16,755 Take a sip, drink, and have a good time. 9 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:19,802 The person who is really taken with you is Noelle. 10 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,325 Really? Make a move. 11 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:24,285 You need to expose him for who he really is. 12 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,939 Come on, Maya. It's okay. 13 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:28,506 Get off of her! 14 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,552 [ Screaming] 15 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,119 Go to the network. 16 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:35,122 You can root out this cancer once and for all. 17 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,254 Rachel Goldberg made it happen. 18 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,082 You have completely lost control. 19 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,345 Oh, this is on me?!You're damn right it is. 20 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:43,739 I'm pregnant. It always should have been this way. 21 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,742 [ Camera shutter clicks ]We're doing "Stripper Queens" scripted. 22 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,483 I want out. 23 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,572 This is all because of you. 24 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:54,141 [ Coughs ] 25 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,795 You wanna get out of here and scout locations for the finale? 26 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,494 ♪♪ 27 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:06,588 [ "Sex and Candy" plays ] 28 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:10,940 ♪♪ 29 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:21,429 ♪ Hanging around 30 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:24,649 ♪ Downtown by myself 31 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:28,479 ♪ And I've had so much time 32 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:32,614 ♪ To sit and think about myself ♪ 33 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:37,619 ♪ Then there she was 34 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:41,405 ♪ Like double cherry pie 35 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:45,627 ♪ There she was 36 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:49,892 ♪ Like disco super-fly 37 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:51,502 ♪♪ 38 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:59,119 ♪ I smell sex and candy here 39 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ Who's that lounging in my chair? ♪ 40 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,084 ♪♪ 41 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:15,396 ♪ Who's that casting devious stares in my direction? ♪ 42 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:18,181 ♪ Mama, this surely is a dream 43 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,357 ♪♪ 44 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:22,577 ♪ Mm 45 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,275 ♪♪ 46 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:28,713 ♪ Hanging around 47 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:31,934 ♪ Downtown by myself 48 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:35,981 ♪ And I've had too much caffeine ♪ 49 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:39,724 ♪ And time to think about myself ♪ 50 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:43,119 ♪ And there she was 51 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,643 ♪♪ 52 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,384 This doesn't suck. 53 00:02:47,428 --> 00:02:49,560 Yeah, pretty nice. 54 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:51,867 Who'd have thought I'd end up here? Yeah. 55 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:55,784 Not -- Not bussing tables or parking cars. 56 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,830 I could not imagine you settling for that life. 57 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:00,615 I didn't really think I had a choice growing up. 58 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,138 Yeah. 59 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,314 Now all the Castellis brag about their son, 60 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,403 big, fancy TV producer. 61 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,362 [ Laughs ] 62 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,668 Yeah, well, Dad's favorite pastime 63 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,062 was calling me a worthless pieces of garbage 64 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,195 when he wasn't kicking the shit out of me, 65 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,284 so probably not. 66 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,242 You showed him. 67 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,244 Good for you. 68 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:24,508 Yeah, not so good for my little brother. 69 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:27,163 I had to leave him behind to fend for himself, so... 70 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:33,256 I get that kind of regret, trust me. 71 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,606 You know, but the past happened. 72 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,260 You did what you did, 73 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,480 and you made the choices you made. 74 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,612 All you have now is what's ahead. 75 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:43,701 That's all there is. 76 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:47,488 What's ahead is looking pretty good right now.[ Chuckles ] 77 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,620 [ Chuckles ] 78 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:53,537 ♪♪ 79 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:55,539 I think we should drink to that. 80 00:03:55,583 --> 00:04:01,893 ♪♪ 81 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,131 ♪♪ 82 00:04:37,973 --> 00:04:40,192 [ Door opens ] 83 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,370 How is she? 84 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,849 [ Scoffs ] 85 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,199 So we go balls out to take Rachel down, 86 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,245 she survives, of course, 87 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,813 like a sociopathic cockroach in a nuclear holocaust 88 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:53,162 and now we just what? 89 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,120 I am figuring it out, Jay. 90 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:58,820 Okay, you should be thinking about "Passport to Dance". 91 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,300 Last night's numbers are in, 92 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,606 and we went from dead-in-the-water 93 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,086 to on-the-bubble. 94 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,479 All right? 95 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,263 Thank God Alexi is charming again. 96 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,309 I mean, he really milked that cane for all it was worth. 97 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,788 That's wonderful, Quinn. That's great. 98 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,181 But right now I want to help that girl. 99 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:13,878 Yeah, me, too. 100 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,228 T minus 24 hours until "Stripper Queens". 101 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:19,797 I'm getting that pre-pitch half loaf.Oh, gross, Chet. 102 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:22,147 Hey, this is the first time we're doing scripted. 103 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:24,672 There's a lot of excitement and anticipation.Yeah, I can tell. 104 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,630 She's here. 105 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:30,808 ♪♪ 106 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,377 So, showing up for work. 107 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,900 How novel. 108 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:38,425 It was a long weekend, and we were scouting. 109 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,601 For work. Right. 110 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,559 Well, I hope you practiced safescouting. Oh, my God. 111 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:43,995 Do you have a point 112 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:46,868 other than being creepily up my asshole? 113 00:05:46,911 --> 00:05:49,958 There's something wrong with Noelle.What do you mean? 114 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,525 Well, she's not eating, sleeping, 115 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,179 or maintaining basic personal hygiene. 116 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,660 So I'm thinking about bringing in a therapist. 117 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,359 Right. Because therapy always works out so well. 118 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:01,665 This is normal, okay? 119 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,188 She doesn't need anyone holding her hand 120 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,842 telling her how to get through it. 121 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,279 You figure it out. You focus on what's ahead. 122 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:09,064 Speaking of which, 123 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:11,371 do you want to know what we have planned today or what? 124 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,416 Tommy: Okay.[ Sighs ] 125 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,636 So it's called "Don't Get Bombed". 126 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:18,639 It's the perfect combo of physical and mental. 127 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,945 The guys are gonna have to bring their A-games.Quinn: Congratulations. 128 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:23,339 You managed to squeeze three sports clichés 129 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,167 into one statement. 130 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,865 You, uh, care to talk about how to protect our final four -- 131 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:29,780 Candi, August, Noelle, Rodrigo? 132 00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,782 Well, I was actually thinking of switching it up a bit. 133 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,828 Sounds like Noelle is kind of a dud these days. 134 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,351 Yeah. I can't imagine what could have gotten into her. 135 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,874 Quinn: So that's your plan? 136 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,572 Just throw her out like trash? 137 00:06:38,615 --> 00:06:40,835 Well, that's what you do when things get stale. 138 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,272 Besides, I mean, 139 00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:45,709 we have to top last week's ratings bonanza. 140 00:06:45,753 --> 00:06:47,798 I mean, you do remember the episode that we created. 141 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,800 [ Chuckles ] 142 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,629 Well, I mean, whatever couple 143 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,675 has to go up against August and Candi, 144 00:06:54,718 --> 00:06:57,242 they will need to bring a shitload of chemistry 145 00:06:57,286 --> 00:07:00,028 to rival those two jackrabbits. 146 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:03,684 They haven't left their room for three days straight. 147 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:06,861 I'm so glad I don't have to clean the sheets in this place. 148 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,340 What? 149 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:12,475 Oh, and here I thought you knew everything. 150 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,824 I guess you miss a thing or two 151 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:16,218 when you disappear for a long weekend. 152 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:17,828 Go on. 153 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,656 Scurry off and produce your challenge, coach. 154 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,963 Go team go! 155 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:25,357 ♪♪ 156 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,460 Hey. 157 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:43,637 I guess, uh, you and August weren't exclusive. 158 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,900 Right, yeah. 159 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:47,771 So how about we get rid of him in the challenge today? 160 00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,120 No. Come on. 161 00:07:49,164 --> 00:07:51,862 What? No, Jack's not final-four material. 162 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,734 What? 163 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:56,258 I-I-I thought you'd be glad to be done with August 164 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,912 once and for all. 165 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:01,132 There's no reason to keep him around, is there? 166 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,612 ♪♪ 167 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,092 I don't know. 168 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,398 Time's running out on our bet. 169 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:09,184 I mean, you're always telling me to keep my options open. 170 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,794 ♪♪ 171 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:12,970 Well, stripper seconds doesn't sound like 172 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:16,365 much of an option, but, uh, hey, sure. 173 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:19,324 Why not see if you crazy kids can make it work? 174 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:23,764 ♪♪ 175 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,244 Quinn, what are you doing? 176 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:29,683 I want to talk about what Rachel did to you. 177 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,032 What? 178 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,947 Screw my boyfriend 179 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,383 and then push me onto Roger so I'd stay out of her way? 180 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:35,645 No, I'm good. 181 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,299 No. [ Chuckles ] 182 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,693 I'm talking about what else she did. 183 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:41,999 Oh, my God. Okay. 184 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:44,524 What line are you gonna give me this time, hmm? 185 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,265 "Noelle, this dance challenge, 186 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,398 it's for you." 187 00:08:49,441 --> 00:08:52,619 "Noelle, you should play hard to get." 188 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:57,014 "Noelle, you're looking a little desperate and stuck up, 189 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,451 why not get wasted with the date rapist, 190 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:03,455 and then lie to protect him so you really feel like scum?" 191 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:06,415 Okay. Come on, Noelle. 192 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:08,635 You are a fighter. 193 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,332 Stop moping around 194 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:14,075 like some heroin-addicted sweatpants model and fight. 195 00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,732 You know, sometimes you have huge, 196 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:21,473 life-altering events thrown at you. 197 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:26,566 You can't go back to who you were. 198 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,785 You have to figure out who you are now. 199 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:31,005 Let me help you, Noelle. 200 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,704 Rachel needs to pay for what she did. 201 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:38,142 ♪♪ 202 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,754 Get the hell out of my room. 203 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,626 ♪♪ 204 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:55,638 I don't know if you've figured this out yet or not, 205 00:09:55,682 --> 00:10:00,034 but Rachel's a contestant playing her own game, 206 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,123 and all of you 207 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,560 are just collateral damage. 208 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,083 ♪♪ 209 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:09,347 [ Door closes ] 210 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:20,271 ♪♪ 211 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:21,708 [ Door opens ] 212 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:24,928 [ Indistinct conversation ] 213 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:28,236 Oh, hey, you guys. Hey. 214 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,847 I just came to prep this one for today's challenge 215 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,371 and, you know, I think Jay's waiting for you by crafty, Candi. 216 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,286 Oh, okay, perfect. Yeah. 217 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:36,723 And I'm kinda hungry 218 00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:39,639 from all the sex that we just had. 219 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:46,428 Mm. See ya. 220 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,257 I don't think I need any producing. 221 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,954 Thanks anyway. 222 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:54,088 Hey, listen, I get it. Okay. You're with Candi now. 223 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,481 I'm pulling for you to go all the way with a million bucks.[ Laughs ] 224 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,353 Really? Yeah. 225 00:10:58,396 --> 00:10:59,963 That's nice. I mean, just like you're hoping Jack wins 226 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:03,532 so you two can run away together?What? 227 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:06,709 Oh, my God, did he tell you that? Why? 228 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:09,494 You calling him a liar? I'm just saying the guy's kind of delusional. 229 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,322 He's been like weirdly obsessed with me. 230 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,281 Oh, come on.I mean, I actually feel, like bad for him. 231 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,674 It feels like he's having 232 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,849 some sort of, like, psychotic break. 233 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,720 He seemed fine to me. 234 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,809 Well, yeah, he is. 235 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,202 I mean, like, he's a great guy. 236 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,204 I just feel bad that you got this idea 237 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:26,642 because I've just been, you know, all about you. 238 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,862 I thought I made that perfectly clear. 239 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:32,387 Rachel, I -- It's fine. 240 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:35,303 Good luck tonight. 241 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,610 ♪♪ 242 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,664 Hey. Hey. 243 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,058 Oh, Jacko Station Microbrew? 244 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,364 Tommy, where the hell did you get that, mate? 245 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,367 A friend from Melbourne turned me onto it. I know, I know. 246 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,369 Beer on the job spells drinking problem, 247 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:00,850 but my near-perfect weekend 248 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,113 just turned into a perfectly shit Monday, so... 249 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,680 Hey, you know what? 250 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:05,942 I'll drink to that. 251 00:12:05,986 --> 00:12:07,770 You sure? 252 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,598 You got the challenge in a couple hours. Yeah. 253 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,035 And I could stand to [Chuckles] 254 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,081 clear my head a bit, to be honest. 255 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,648 Yep. All right. 256 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,825 ♪♪ 257 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,479 Come on. Cheers. 258 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,090 Noelle: I mean, I probably should've gone to the cops 259 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,439 like you told me to, 260 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,093 but Rachel just got in my head. 261 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,660 Noelle, none of this is on you. It's not your fault. 262 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,446 But Rachel --Is awful, Noelle. 263 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,535 She is a horrible human being, 264 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,797 and I did everything that I could to stop her, but -- 265 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,017 Hi, guys. 266 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,758 You trying to steal my producer, Noelle? 267 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:39,933 Jay's taking me all the way. 268 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,763 Good for you. 269 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,590 Noelle -- 270 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,464 Aww, she looks so sad. 271 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,857 Okay. We gotta roll, people! 272 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,684 Where are the rest of my contestants? 273 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,730 Where are my other contestants? 274 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,776 I can't believe they moved up the challenge time. 275 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,039 Hey, it's all right, mate. Hey, can you take that for a second? 276 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,518 You gonna be okay? 277 00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,955 Can I get you some coffee or something? 278 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,957 No, I'm good. I'm good. Positive. 279 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,089 Hey. So glad you're back. 280 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,482 Yeah, me, too. 281 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,918 Look, sorry I'm MIA, 282 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,877 but this challenge is, like, super simple. 283 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,530 Okay, it's just trivia questions 284 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,402 about things the women have told you... 285 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,621 Right. ...just to see if you've been paying attention. 286 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,494 But you already know that Sofia's favorite color is green 287 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,061 and that Candi's son is 13. 288 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,019 You know, it's that kind of stuff. 289 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:26,153 I'm gonna win this one for you. 290 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:28,851 One minute, people. Move it! 291 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,897 Look, I'm -- I'm really sorry. 292 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,333 I mean, I'm -- I'm such a chicken 293 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:33,725 and you're such a nice guy, 294 00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:36,119 but I just don't like you like that. 295 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,817 [ Chuckles ] 296 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,471 Y-Y-You slept with me. 297 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,082 Look, there's no easy way to tell someone 298 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,300 that they're just a pity lay. 299 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,564 No. No. Th-That's not true. 300 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,871 Okay. Let me put it to you this way. 301 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,221 You weren't even the last guy I screwed that night. 302 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,788 Come on, people, it's show time. 303 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,748 ♪♪ 304 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,576 You ready? Give me that. 305 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,274 Well, I'm not sure that Jack's in the right headspace 306 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,623 for this challenge right now. 307 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,146 Too bad. 308 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,279 And, uh, I'm not sure it was a great idea 309 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,497 for August to slam five beers 310 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:07,716 before the challenge, either. 311 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,718 He can handle it. 312 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,328 Okay. And action. Graham. 313 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,852 ♪♪ 314 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,941 We... 315 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204 are men. 316 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,206 And as men, 317 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:23,775 we have faced challenges of strength, wits, and ingenuity. 318 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,908 But women across the ages 319 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,129 have placed the highest value on another skill. 320 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,653 Listening. Or at least I think that's what they said. 321 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,350 I just remember blah, blah, blah. 322 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,309 And to prove to your ladies 323 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,442 that listening is a matter of life and death... 324 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,923 ♪♪ 325 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,273 [ Laughing ] Hey! 326 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:47,408 Gentlemen, you will need to diffuse your bombs 327 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,018 before the time runs out. 328 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,411 You will run over to the stations. 329 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,326 Ladies, please say hi.Hello. 330 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,718 August: Hello. Hi. 331 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,938 A correct answer to their questions 332 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,375 will make one of these wires darken, 333 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,639 bringing you one step closer to cutting the right wire. 334 00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,424 The wrong answer to the question, and gentlemen, 335 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,427 you'll be forced to take a shot of tequila, 336 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:10,126 making this game progressively more explosive. 337 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,606 That's new. 338 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,434 Oh, yeah. Did I forget to mention that? 339 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,088 Probably not a great idea 340 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,959 to start three sheets to the wind already. 341 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,396 Nice, Graham. Well, if it's a drinking game, 342 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,964 the Aussie's definitely got the upper hand boys, I'm sorry. 343 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,271 Men, grab your bombs. 344 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,925 I hope you've listened well. 345 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:29,537 And don't get bombed. 346 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,408 Oh, good one, brother! 347 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,845 Bombs activated. 348 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:39,764 ♪♪ 349 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,592 Okay, how old is my son? 350 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:45,205 Is he 8 or is he 13? 13. 351 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,120 [ Buzzer ] Okay. No, I'm not that old, okay? 352 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,512 Drink up. 353 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,645 What was my high-school mascot? 354 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,560 A lion or a tiger? 355 00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,910 [ Growls ] A tiger?[ Bell dings ] 356 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,825 ♪♪ 357 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,001 Favorite record?Hawaii. No, no, no, no. 358 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,829 Favorite place to travel? 359 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,049 Banks.Trojan. [ Buzzer ] 360 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,702 Two wheels.[ Bell dings ] 361 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,748 [ Buzzer ]What is my religion? 362 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,967 Catholic. Yes. 363 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,533 Yeah? Yes. 364 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,448 Whoo! 365 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,233 Aah! I win! 366 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,191 I win! 367 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,324 Graham: Indeed, Rodrigo's the winner. Now, Rodrigo. 368 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,021 Your English is not so bueno, 369 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,589 but your hearing is da bomb. 370 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,808 Now, America, high five. Right up top. 371 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,680 It is now August and Jack 372 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,074 to see who is going to go home tonight under two minutes, 373 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,815 you guys.[ Chuckles ] 374 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,515 What's my favorite color? Blue or green? 375 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,473 [ Chuckles ] I'm not falling for this again. 376 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,736 ♪♪ 377 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,042 Blue. [ Buzzer ] 378 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:42,044 Actually, it's green. 379 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:45,004 Okay, that's it. I'm done. Stop the game. 380 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,702 Jack, look. We can't. The clock is still ticking 381 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,486 and you need to cut the right wire, buddy.I'm done. 382 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,140 I don't care. I want the whole place to blow up. 383 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,881 [Bleep] [Bleep] 384 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,883 [ Bomb beeps ] 385 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:57,103 Oh, my God. Game over. 386 00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,452 [ Buzzer ]"Everlasting"? 387 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,106 More like ever-nothing!Oh, oh, oh. 388 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,759 [ Crash ] 389 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,370 All the women here 390 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:07,156 are nothing but good-for-nothing liars. 391 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,377 And another satisfied Goldberg customer. 392 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,248 I thought you lived for this kind of stuff. 393 00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:16,035 I used to. 394 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,471 Rachel. [ Chuckles ] 395 00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:19,951 Rachel, you are the biggest -- 396 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:23,433 [ Laughs ][ Chatter ] 397 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,653 Graham: Well, it looks like Jack is going home. 398 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,089 Why?!Whoa, whoa, whoa. 399 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:30,179 Why me? What did I ever do to anybody? 400 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:32,790 Try to be nice? 401 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,229 It seems like August is sticking around. 402 00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,839 Your move. 403 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,103 [ Sighs ] 404 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,846 ♪♪ 405 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,153 I'm in. 406 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:48,893 Tell me what she did 407 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:51,157 and what we're gonna do about it. 408 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:55,987 ♪♪ 409 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:04,344 The stakes could not be higher for each of you three ladies. 410 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,346 Now, soon, we're gonna be heading to a beautiful mountain resort 411 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,522 where you will have a chance to make your case to these men 412 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:11,525 in a romantic and intimate setting. 413 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,180 But you will also be given an unprecedented chance 414 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:17,096 to shoot and edit your own short video 415 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,098 that you'll present to August, Rodrigo, and America 416 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,536 tonight at the elimination ceremony. 417 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,538 With no interference 418 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:27,410 from any of our producers and/or editors. 419 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,065 You get to tell your story. 420 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,719 ♪♪ 421 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,286 No one's gonna help them edit? 422 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:35,766 These videos are gonna be, like, home movies. 423 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,029 They are going to look real and honest. 424 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,335 People love that shit. 425 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,772 Dude, it sounds soft as hell. 426 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,035 Look, I know that you're trying to get Noelle dumped tonight, all right, 427 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,689 but she has earned a chance to showcase her true self. 428 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,691 Really? Oh, great. 429 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:50,216 So what, her video's gonna be some existential suicide note 430 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,305 titled "Mopey Buzzkill"?Wow. 431 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,872 [ Chuckles ] You know, look, uh, you and I both know 432 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,484 that Sofia isn't in the same league as Noelle. 433 00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:00,182 But I guess it's easier to sacrifice a star 434 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,141 than face your own guilt. 435 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,274 ♪♪ 436 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:08,234 You literally can't even look Noelle in the eyes. 437 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,018 Of course you're trying to get her cut. 438 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,020 Frankly, you should be helping me.Oh. [ Scoffs ] 439 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,282 You know, if Noelle gets cut, 440 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,850 you have two girls in the finale, 441 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,200 and that's a guaranteed win for the first time ever. 442 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,550 That would be a huge bonus. Yeah. 443 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,770 Because that's exactly what I'm focused on right now, Rachel. 444 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,337 Hey. 445 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,773 Hey. 446 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,471 ♪♪ 447 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:31,170 We should probably keep it profesh. 448 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,476 It killed me that you had to work this weekend. 449 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,391 I thought about you constantly, 450 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:36,914 like, when I was alone. 451 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,397 Well, uh, I-I got you something. 452 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,617 Look, Noelle shouldn't even be here in the first place. 453 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,009 I mean, getting cut, going home, 454 00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,446 that would be the best thing for her. 455 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,751 She could get therapy or whatever, 456 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:50,276 and you could help her. 457 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:53,540 Will you just think about it? 458 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,803 [ Footsteps depart ] 459 00:19:55,846 --> 00:20:00,808 [ Chuckles ] You are the best boyfriend ever. 460 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:04,290 ♪♪ 461 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:05,943 Sorry. Sorry. 462 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,554 It's just so hard to keep it profesh with you. 463 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,947 See you tonight? 464 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:13,124 ♪♪ 465 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,431 Scouting trip? I know what you're up to. 466 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,433 I know your tricks. Just stay away from my man. 467 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,479 Oh, my God. You're not a contestant, Madison. 468 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,350 Bring the drama down a notch. 469 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,439 What's up with your hair? 470 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,747 You're, like, shedding. 471 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,183 That's so gross. 472 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,619 You know what? 473 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,360 I have an actual stressful real job. 474 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,144 How about you try working a day in your life 475 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,320 instead of whoring yourself up the ladder, 476 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,495 and you'd have a clue. 477 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,540 ♪♪ 478 00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:39,063 [ Door closes ] 479 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,240 Well. Wow. 480 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,590 Hello, I haven't seen you since I got back. 481 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,635 Oh, did you like how I win the challenge? 482 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,811 Mm-hmm. I win for you, bellisima. 483 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,291 What about Noelle? 484 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,945 Well, I've barely seen her this week. 485 00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:52,425 But I will pick her tonight 486 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,078 because this is what America wants. 487 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,732 I'm not so sure what America wants anymore, 488 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,473 to be honest with you. 489 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,519 You two haven't had any real heat in a long time. 490 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,912 You should try spicing things up with her. 491 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,872 You know, showing you still have that passion there. Hmm. 492 00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,961 I mean, I'll be dying of jealousy on the inside, 493 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,789 but I really think you should go for it. 494 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,099 [ Door opens, closes ] 495 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,711 ♪ Whatcha doin' to me, who could make a...all night♪ 496 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,670 This is great. Who shot this? 497 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,543 This indie filmmaker who owes me a favor.[ Door opens ] 498 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,848 Quinn, I, uh, need your eyes on this. 499 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,285 Yeah, I will be right there. 500 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,982 All right? Okay. You know what? 501 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,375 Yes. [ Door closes ] 502 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:30,680 We don't have to do this pitch today. 503 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:31,899 You got a lot on your plate. 504 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,336 Yes, we do. 505 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,469 Ido. 506 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,645 [ Sighs ] 507 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:42,997 I just -- I can't stay here if she's gonna be like this. 508 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,999 I just can't. 509 00:21:45,042 --> 00:21:47,828 ♪♪ 510 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,743 [ Door opens ] 511 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,701 [ Door closes ] 512 00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:54,356 Whoa, Quinn. I know. 513 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,706 And I'm sorry for your young, innocent eyes, 514 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,665 but it is important. 515 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,580 You sure about this? 516 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,973 Very. 517 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,590 ♪♪ 518 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,766 Ladies. Here we are. 519 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:15,290 On a beautiful mountaintop. 520 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,901 I can't imagine anything more romantic. 521 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:21,252 August and Rodrigo are in separate rooms waiting alone, 522 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:23,037 which means that each of you 523 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,691 will have seven minutes in heaven 524 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,823 to connect with each one of them one-on-one. 525 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,564 This could potentially be your last time together. 526 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:31,567 Because tonight, one of you will be going home. 527 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,090 Tommy: Looks great. 528 00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:35,179 Guess scouting was worth it. 529 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:38,357 Yeah, I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time. 530 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,447 August, uh, if this could be my last night with you, 531 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,100 I just have to -- 532 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,799 uh, you are this stand-up great guy. 533 00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,801 You have been since day one. 534 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:50,369 I always made fun of people who bought into this nonsene 535 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,109 and, I don't know, 536 00:22:52,153 --> 00:22:55,199 maybe it's the stupid show talking, but.. 537 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,812 I think that I'm falling for you. 538 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,118 ♪♪ 539 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,773 Like, for real. So... 540 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,645 Oh, my God. 541 00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:07,516 Oh God, that sounds, like, so crazy. 542 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,562 No -- Hey, hey, no it's not... 543 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,433 it's not crazy. 544 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:14,088 We've had a great time together. 545 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:17,439 And I really do -- I think you're amazing. 546 00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:18,832 [ Chuckles ] 547 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,225 You are a breath of fresh air. 548 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,532 Wow, Candi's going after him hard. 549 00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,404 I hope you don't have a problem with that. 550 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,014 Trust me. 551 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,668 A woman telling August she has feelings for him 552 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,844 is the surest way to turn him off. 553 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,498 Yeah, nobody's bitter. 554 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,890 Wait, hold up, are you trying to get rid of Candi now? 555 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:35,370 Because that was not our deal. 556 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,503 Dude, don't worry about it, okay? 557 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,287 I have plans for Candi. 558 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,811 [ Rodrigo speaking indistinctly] 559 00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,509 Oh, my God, what is he doing? 560 00:23:43,552 --> 00:23:46,555 Come on, there used to be such a heat between us, 561 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,252 such a passion, huh? 562 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,472 We need to see if it's still there. 563 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,995 No! Get off me! 564 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:55,999 Not exactly America's sweethearts, hmm? 565 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,088 W-What's wrong? 566 00:23:58,132 --> 00:23:59,829 I don't have to sleep with you 567 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,788 to prove how I feel about you. 568 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,485 Noelle, I didn't mean to -- 569 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,226 No, tonight, you can pick me or not. 570 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,054 I don't care. 571 00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:10,318 You should be fighting for me. 572 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:12,015 Girl's got some fight left in her after all. 573 00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,539 Yeah, it's a verbal de-balling -- 574 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:15,192 it's not exactly an aphrodisiac. 575 00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:16,977 It's hard to believe, but some people 576 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,327 actually like a woman who can express her real feelings. 577 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:22,156 That's not part of my plan. 578 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:26,943 ♪♪ 579 00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,510 Candi. Mm-hmm? 580 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,773 It is now time for you to enter Rodrigo's room. 581 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,471 No. 582 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,037 No, I don't have anything to say to that guy. 583 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,561 If he wants to talk, 584 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:37,780 you can tell him to bring a life jacket. 585 00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:39,565 Okay, I don't know what to do with tha. 586 00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:43,264 Um, well, this is a problem.I'll handle it. 587 00:24:45,658 --> 00:24:47,747 Things didn't go so well with Noelle, 588 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,618 and now Candi refuses to see Rodrigo? 589 00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:51,315 What am I supposed to do? 590 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,796 Pick the kindergarten teacher? Come on, Rach! 591 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,842 Rachel: I actually think it's pretty great 592 00:24:55,885 --> 00:24:57,931 that you and Noelle realized you're not right for each other. 593 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,628 Okay, great for you and me. 594 00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,674 But I worry this is all you care about. 595 00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,850 [ Scoffs ] Thank God. 596 00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:05,373 You're right. 597 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,854 I mean, like, my feelings for you 598 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:11,466 have made it really hard for me to produce you. 599 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,556 Man, I should probably just listen to Tommy anyway...What did he say? 600 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,038 He had this crazy idea that you should pick Candi tonight. 601 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:19,213 Candi? Yeah. 602 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:20,606 No! 603 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:21,955 Look, she would never say no 604 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:23,913 at an actual elimination ceremony. 605 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:26,307 Yeah, she just, like, wants to make the Final Four. 606 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:28,396 Besides, #Candrigo? 607 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,138 It's like the classic will-they-won't-they. 608 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:34,271 But look, it's up to you. 609 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,665 Yeah. 610 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,625 She is... Way too good at her job. 611 00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:43,367 [ Crickets chirping ] 612 00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,456 "Seven minutes in heaven" was perfect. 613 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,458 I mean, Noelle's going home tonight. 614 00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,417 I'm sorry, that's just where the guys landed, 615 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,593 but at least we won't have to deal with 616 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,247 her sad-sack self anymore. 617 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,292 We can go into the Final Four with a bang. 618 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:57,947 Well, you'll be creating that bang all by yourself. 619 00:25:57,991 --> 00:25:59,732 What are you talking about? [ Sighs ] 620 00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:02,256 I, um... I'm leaving the show. 621 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,301 What? 622 00:26:04,345 --> 00:26:05,868 Effective immediately. 623 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,435 ♪♪ 624 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:09,916 Hey, is this... 625 00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,396 is this about me? 626 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,050 [ Chuckles ] 627 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:15,965 It's about me. 628 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,793 I want to change. 629 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:20,448 I mean, you have been making the case all season 630 00:26:20,491 --> 00:26:22,493 that I don't get the show anymore 631 00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:24,060 the way that you and Tommy do. 632 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,802 And once my ego got over it, 633 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,152 I realized you're right. 634 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:31,546 I never said you had to leave. I never meant that. 635 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,766 Mm, yeah, you did. 636 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:37,552 But you should be running "Everlasting." 637 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,467 You and Tommy? 638 00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:42,644 You're like me and Chet 2.0. 639 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,734 And this is what you wanted, right? 640 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:50,434 So I am not going to stand in the way of your dreams. 641 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,002 No, that's not what I s--Good luck, Rachel. 642 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,874 ♪♪ 643 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,658 You're gonna be amazing at this. 644 00:26:56,702 --> 00:27:01,620 ♪♪ 645 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,665 [ Door opens ] 646 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,972 [ Door closes ] 647 00:27:06,015 --> 00:27:12,282 ♪♪ 648 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:21,683 ♪♪ 649 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,692 [ Water running ] 650 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:34,653 ♪♪ 651 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,006 [ Door opens ] 652 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:41,442 ♪♪ 653 00:27:41,485 --> 00:27:42,965 [ Door closes ] 654 00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:44,837 Contestants are all set.Where's Quinn? 655 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,229 She quit. Right. 656 00:27:46,273 --> 00:27:48,188 But seriously, where is she? 657 00:27:48,231 --> 00:27:50,581 For real, dude, she quit. What? 658 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,496 What the hell, Rachel? We have to push the ceremony 659 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,107 and figure this out. We're in the middle of a show. 660 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,717 ♪♪ 661 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,023 [ Scoffs ] 662 00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,720 Okay. 663 00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,374 Well, I'm calling her... or Fiona to do something. 664 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:03,638 Okay, well, I know what you can do. Your job. 665 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,814 Oh, what, so you're just, like, automatically in charge?You know what? 666 00:28:05,858 --> 00:28:07,250 If you don't like it, you can leave. 667 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:08,817 If you're staying, 668 00:28:08,861 --> 00:28:10,253 you can help produce the Elimination Ceremony. 669 00:28:10,297 --> 00:28:11,602 It's up to you. 670 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:14,518 ♪♪ 671 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:17,217 All right. 672 00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:19,741 Let's do this, boss. 673 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,700 You got this. 674 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,703 ♪♪ 675 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:27,140 [ Walkie-talkie clicks ]Places, everybody. 676 00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:29,229 And action, Graham. 677 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:30,752 What are you doin? What are you doin? 678 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,275 Rachel? Rachel? What are you doing? 679 00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:33,755 What, is this a prank? Put Mommy on the phone. 680 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,496 Quinn is officially off the show. 681 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:36,932 I'm the showrunner now. 682 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,587 She's gone? And no one told me? 683 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,894 It was probably too painful for her to say goodbye to me.Sofia: Where did she go? 684 00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:43,199 I don't know.The show must go on. Right, Dan? 685 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:44,635 Okay, Graham.All right, let's do this. 686 00:28:44,679 --> 00:28:46,202 Graham: Tonight! 687 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:49,336 Ladies, are you ready for your close-ups? 688 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:52,948 Because these are the "Postcards from the Heart." 689 00:28:52,992 --> 00:28:54,776 None of us have even seen these videos, 690 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,518 so we're gonna be taking this journey together. 691 00:28:57,561 --> 00:29:00,216 Okay, let's start with Sofia. 692 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:02,001 ♪♪ 693 00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,916 [ Whimsical music plays] 694 00:29:03,959 --> 00:29:05,874 Sofia: Who am I? 695 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,093 I'll spell it out for you. 696 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,704 "S" is for spontaneous. 697 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:12,011 "O" is for outrageous! 698 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:13,795 "F" is for fun! 699 00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,536 Oh, my God. [ Laughs ] 700 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:17,799 "I" is for intriguing, and "A" is for All-Star. 701 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:19,409 I'm Sofia! 702 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,803 Quinn, great to see you. Sorry to keep you waiting. 703 00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:23,718 Thanks for staying so late.Fiona. 704 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,112 Madison: Oh, my God, Quinn, I saw that amazing picture 705 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:28,941 that Chet posted with you and Chet Jr. 706 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:31,508 It's seriously so adorable! 707 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,336 I shared it, I liked it. 708 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,818 #StepmommiesRule, #MommyBoss. 709 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:41,083 You posted that?#DeathByCuteness. #Quinning? 710 00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:44,870 [ Clears throat ] Let's, um, get this pitch started, shall we? 711 00:29:44,913 --> 00:29:50,179 America, there is something that you might not know. 712 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:54,183 I have a giant heart 713 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,664 and someone here on the show actually captured it. 714 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:58,405 [ Chuckles] 715 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:03,279 Let's put that on TV and see where it goes. 716 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,846 Bravo. 717 00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,413 Thank you.Gorgeous. 718 00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,023 And now, America, 719 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:10,460 we're down to our final video of the night. 720 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,811 Noelle. 721 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,379 Noelle: I am grateful for this opportunity to spea. 722 00:30:16,423 --> 00:30:19,469 My video ended up going somewhere I didn't expect, 723 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:23,604 but this is what I think everyone here deserves to kno. 724 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:26,955 This is our producer Rachel Goldberg. 725 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:31,090 We're told she's here to help us, to protect us. 726 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:36,878 [ Rachel panting, moaning] 727 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,662 [ Laughter ] 728 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:41,535 But really, she's just here for herself. 729 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,058 ♪♪ 730 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:45,060 Sofia: Oh, my God. 731 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:48,411 ♪♪ 732 00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:57,420 Dan?! 733 00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,770 She's beaming it from her own tablet. 734 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:00,859 There's no way to stop it. 735 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,904 Oh, my G-- 736 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,732 ♪♪ 737 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:05,994 Sofia: Oh, my God. 738 00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:09,215 This is unbelievable. 739 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:11,565 ♪♪ 740 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,784 All of us were told sluts get cut... 741 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:17,876 except when the slut is the one pulling the string. 742 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:23,925 [ Rachel panting, moaning] 743 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:26,058 How the hell did Noelle get all that footage? 744 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:28,756 ♪♪ 745 00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,192 Quinn. 746 00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:32,194 Quinn, I got to say, I am -- 747 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,414 I am really impressed by what you put together. 748 00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:35,676 What a story. 749 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:37,634 We certainly think so. 750 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,028 Yeah, this is exactly the kind of project 751 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,725 I've been pushing in our cable arm. 752 00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:44,250 Only problem is, we've got 753 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,252 two-time Oscar winner Aaron George 754 00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:48,036 developing something similar. 755 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,343 It's his first TV project. 756 00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:51,735 It's a major get. 757 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:55,261 Well, um, let's sit down with him 758 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,916 and see if we can merge our ideas. 759 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,701 He'd certainly like Candi. 760 00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,094 [ Laughter ] 761 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,357 I'm sure he would love Candi. 762 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:08,317 But Aaron George isn't gonna sit down with you. 763 00:32:08,361 --> 00:32:11,755 This was a great presentation, sure, 764 00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:13,192 but everyone knows it's not exactly your brand. 765 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,976 We are re-branding. 766 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,673 That's the point. 767 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:18,414 Hey, I saw "Hamilton" on Broadway. 768 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,329 Twice. Loved it. 769 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:23,680 Doesn't mean I can go home and write a hit musical. 770 00:32:23,724 --> 00:32:27,336 But why not try this as a reality show? 771 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,208 With the fan love for Candi? 772 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,992 I'd buy that in a heartbeat. 773 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,994 ♪♪ 774 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,343 [ Sighs ] 775 00:32:34,387 --> 00:32:36,258 Well, we're really not interested 776 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,782 in working in that kind of thing... 777 00:32:38,826 --> 00:32:40,349 Okay, so you throw it to Rachel and Tommy 778 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,003 to run day-to-day. 779 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:44,136 You've already stepped back from "Everlasting," 780 00:32:44,179 --> 00:32:45,311 they could handle this, too. 781 00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,443 ♪♪ 782 00:32:47,487 --> 00:32:49,445 Just think about it. 783 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,360 Oh, I will. 784 00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:55,321 I will really think about it. 785 00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:58,411 All right, everybody back to work! 786 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:01,196 Despite this sabotage, I am still your showrunner. 787 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,111 And if anyone has a problem with it, go ahead, 788 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:04,547 you guys can just leave right now. 789 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,245 It's totally fine. Dan. Dan: What? 790 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,942 What's unemployment paying these days? 791 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,509 Uh... That's right, guys. 792 00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,163 Let's reset. 793 00:33:11,206 --> 00:33:12,381 Let's shoot this Elimination Ceremony in five! 794 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,079 [ Door opens ] 795 00:33:14,122 --> 00:33:17,038 How does it feel? 796 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:18,866 What? 797 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,694 To be slut-shamed at my place of business? 798 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:22,348 I mean, good looking out, Noelle. 799 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:24,611 You sure took woman-on-woman crime to a whole new level. 800 00:33:24,654 --> 00:33:28,180 Are you actually trying to make me out to be the bad guy? 801 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:30,660 You invented woman-on-woman crime. 802 00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,358 It's what this whole show is about, right? 803 00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:34,012 I know what you did. 804 00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:35,665 You're lucky I didn't show the real footage 805 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:38,494 of what you let Roger do to me on that screen 806 00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:40,235 for all those people to see, 807 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:43,064 but I wasn't about to re-victimize Maya or myself. 808 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,892 A guy basically coped a feel while you were drunk 809 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:47,721 and suddenly you're the avenger for victims everywhere? 810 00:33:47,764 --> 00:33:49,853 ♪♪ 811 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:52,378 Quinn told me what happened to you, 812 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,902 how you must be reliving your own trauma. 813 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,035 ♪♪ 814 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,385 She had no right to tell you that. 815 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:02,257 She was actually trying to defend your behavior. 816 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:04,651 For some reason, she cares about you. 817 00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:07,697 And maybe that is the reason you act the way you do 818 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:11,223 or maybe it's just a convenient excuse. 819 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:14,226 I may not be ready to go public with my story, 820 00:34:14,269 --> 00:34:18,056 but I will never exploit people the way you do. 821 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:21,537 I will never turn out like you. 822 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:27,804 ♪♪ 823 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:35,247 Tonight, we will know who our Final Four All-Stars are. 824 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:37,075 August. 825 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,120 [ Clears throat ] 826 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:43,951 There's only one person who's been open and honest with me. 827 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:48,260 The truth is, I really like you, Candi, 828 00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:50,914 and I want to be with you.Hell yes! 829 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,220 Take that, America! 830 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,440 Thatta girl. 831 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,964 Noelle, I have been blind to what is right in front of me. 832 00:34:57,007 --> 00:34:59,140 This is my time to fight for you. 833 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:02,317 You deserve that.[ Chuckles ] 834 00:35:02,361 --> 00:35:03,710 Good for her. 835 00:35:03,753 --> 00:35:05,320 Well, bad for you. 836 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,192 Your chances of winning just got cut in half. 837 00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:08,715 Ohh. 838 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,151 I'm your boss now. 839 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:11,283 You better start showing me some loyalty. 840 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:12,806 You know what, Rachel? 841 00:35:12,849 --> 00:35:15,113 I am totally fine losing one of my girls. 842 00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,072 Because what Noelle put up on that screen is the truth! 843 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,640 So stop trying to ruin all of us with your damage, 844 00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:23,860 and seek help for that demented little brain. 845 00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:27,777 That loyal enough for you? 846 00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,301 Graham: There you have it, America -- 847 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:31,346 our Final Four. 848 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:34,175 But tune in next week for an explosively romantic final! 849 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:37,091 Sofia: Are you kidding me right now?! Hello?! 850 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,788 O h, oh, oh, of course. Of course. 851 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:41,226 Tommy, I need you to, uh, pull Noelle and, you know, 852 00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,750 get some dumb-ass footage of her to air for broadcast. 853 00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:45,882 Get her to spout off some vanilla nonsense, 854 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,275 you know, I really don't care what it is. 855 00:35:47,319 --> 00:35:48,755 Tommy: Copy that. 856 00:35:48,798 --> 00:35:52,802 Can't exactly air the other one, huh? 857 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:56,632 ♪♪ 858 00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:59,157 [ Crickets chirping ] 859 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,769 ♪♪ 860 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:08,775 [ Footsteps approach ] 861 00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,342 Chet: Hey, you know what? 862 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:11,778 Screw Fiona. 863 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:14,084 That presentation killed! 864 00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:16,261 I know. 865 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:20,047 And you know, maybe "Stripper Queens" canbe reality. 866 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,702 W-We could, you know, give it to Rachel and Tommy. 867 00:36:22,745 --> 00:36:24,878 Let somebody else work for our money. 868 00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,923 We don't need that day-to-day bullshit. 869 00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:32,755 Hey... 870 00:36:34,888 --> 00:36:37,760 Rachel will come back to you. 871 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,894 And what if she doesn't? 872 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:46,116 [ Sighs ] 873 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,120 Then... 874 00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:53,559 [ Sighs ] 875 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:55,561 ...we move on. 876 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,171 [ Sighs ] 877 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,521 We got a life. 878 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,263 We're gonna have a real kid. 879 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:03,656 [ Chuckles ] 880 00:37:03,699 --> 00:37:05,266 You're gonna be a mom. 881 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:07,964 ♪♪ 882 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:11,359 And everything else is gonna look like road kill 883 00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,667 in the rearview mirror. 884 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,625 Trust me. 885 00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:24,372 ♪♪ 886 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:27,636 [ Sighs ] 887 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:30,204 [ Sighs ] 888 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:35,165 ♪♪ 889 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:42,347 [ Crickets chirping ] 890 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:07,067 [ "Sex and Candy" ays ] 891 00:38:07,110 --> 00:38:11,332 ♪♪ 892 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:23,953 ♪ Hanging around 893 00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:27,217 ♪ Downtown by myself 894 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:30,960 ♪ And I've had so much time 895 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:35,008 ♪ To sit and think about myself ♪ 896 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:39,926 ♪ Then there she was 897 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:43,451 ♪ Like double cherry pie 898 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:48,195 ♪ There she was 899 00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:52,068 ♪ Like disco super-fly 900 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,333 ♪♪ 901 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,605 [ Door opens ] 902 00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:12,698 ♪♪ 903 00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,570 [ Door closes ] 904 00:39:15,614 --> 00:39:21,707 ♪♪ 905 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:24,057 Listen, I uh... I want to talk about -- 906 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,451 Rachel: No, we don't have to talk. 907 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:28,278 I mean, like, I know it's over. 908 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,715 It never really started. 909 00:39:29,758 --> 00:39:31,673 And now you've seen in bright lights, 910 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,414 on the big screen, what everyone thinks of me. 911 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,589 Who I really am. 912 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:39,768 Rachel, I know who you are. 913 00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:42,858 I've always known. 914 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:46,688 I don't care about Noelle's video. 915 00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:49,169 I don't care about whatever you've done, 916 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:53,565 whatever makes you feel you have to keep moving forward. 917 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,958 We're the same, Rachel. 918 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:57,830 ♪♪ 919 00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:02,487 I-I've never met anybody who makes me feel so... 920 00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:07,056 [Sighs] so invincible, like we can do anything. 921 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,798 We can get away with anything. 922 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:11,844 ♪♪ 923 00:40:11,887 --> 00:40:14,803 I love who we are together. 924 00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,849 I love you. 925 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:21,070 And everything you've done only makes me love you more. 926 00:40:21,114 --> 00:40:24,509 [ Chuckles ] 927 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:29,383 And I want to keep watching you do it forever. 928 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,298 What's this? 929 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:32,691 My producer bonus. 930 00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:34,475 ♪♪ 931 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:36,390 You won. 932 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:40,829 ♪♪ 933 00:40:40,873 --> 00:40:43,223 Come here. 934 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:48,184 ♪♪ 935 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,147 Marry me. 936 00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:57,455 ♪♪ 937 00:40:57,498 --> 00:41:00,283 Rachel? 938 00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,983 Just say something. 939 00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:11,730 ♪♪ 940 00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:38,931 ♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah 941 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:42,891 ♪ This surely is a dream 942 00:41:42,935 --> 00:41:46,721 ♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah 943 00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:49,942 ♪ This must be my dream 944 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:57,602 ♪♪ 66118

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