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I'll be the dad.
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August is like
the perfect sperm donor.
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This is our child.
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Some women
are not meant to be mothers
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and you're one of 'em.
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This is about my family
and that's not you.
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Let's get this party
started!
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Jay: He full-on frat-boy
date-raped her.
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You need to expose him
for who he really is.
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Rachel: I want Roger and Maya
locked in a room together
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by episode four.
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-Where are the fireworks?
-They're coming.
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They're just not coming
tonight.
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Faith,
why'd you come on TV?
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Faith:
My church would kick me out
for loving a woman.
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There is
a whole world of people
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waiting to love you.
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You are the reason
that I work on this show.
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[ Both exhale sharply ]
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To hell
with being a producer.
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You're the suitress.
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Is Puzzle Boy part of
your bang-a-thon?
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I'm not sure I'm ready
for all of this.
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Quinn's pregnant
with your baby.
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What the hell happened
with August?
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He just asked me
to be his new producer.
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I made a huge mistake.
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I want to go back
to where we were.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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You okay?
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[ Sighs ]
It's -- it's Quinn.
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Now a piece of me
is gonna be out in this world
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with no idea
I'm its father.
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It just feels like a nightmare,
Rachel.
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August.
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Yeah?
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Quinn doesn't
want that baby,
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and she's not gonna
have it.
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How --
how can you be so sure?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Wow. Looks like all you needed
to get over August
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was a house call
from Dr. Jack.
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Dude, I needed zero help
getting over August.
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I barely remember he exists.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ahh. Fiona is happy as balls
with the last show,
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which makes me
happy as ball's balls.
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[ Laughs ]Jay: Yeah, that expression's
never gonna catch on.
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I don't know.
I could see myself using that.
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All right, I teed her up
that tonight's episode
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is going to be huge.
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Okay, well,
I hate to brag,
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but everything
that I've set up
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is perfectly in place.
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Yeah, nothing braggy
about that.
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Including our surprise therapist
who's gonna make sure
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Maya finally finds
the courage she needs.
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All right, but I don't want
Oprah hugs and tears, right?
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I want a Jerry Springer
shit-show confrontation.
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Well, our after party has
a pitchfork and a stockade,
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so, yeah,
you're good to go.
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Nice! I love it.
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And I've got a challenge
that will add fuel to the fire.
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Get Maya ready to explode.
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Eggs Marks the Spot.Jay: Wow.
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And here I thought
you couldn't come up
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with a worse name
than "Hump or Dump."
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Okay, look,
I don't give a queef
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what you call it,
all right,
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as long as Maya is primed
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to unleash on Roger,
big time.
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Oh, come on,
ditch the moral face, Jay.
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"Everlasting"
is about to explode
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into a girl power, rape revenge,
witch trial, right?
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Hello.
Hope I'm interrupting?
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Ball's balls! Chety!
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Buddy! How ya doing?!
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Chet:
Cynthia, what the hell
are you doing here?
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I just got
a last-second invitation
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to the Creo Lux Retreat
in Sun Valley.
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But the stupid nanny's
on vacation.
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Worst timing ever.
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So, we are gonna give you
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what you
so desperately want --
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three days
temporary visitation.
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That's incredible!
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Chety, you and me.
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Oh.[ Chuckles ]
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Why don't we go play
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with the woman
that Daddy left Mommy for?!
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Oh, she's so much fun!
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Yes, you're gonna have
such a good time with her!
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Have fun.
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Bye-bye!
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Quinn: Chet? Chet?
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Oh!
Uh, less gawking
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and more working,
people!
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Go make television!
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Chet-er cheese.Um, hey, Chet, listen.
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I am really happy for you,
okay,
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but this is
a critical day,
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and we can't have the kid
around.
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How did Cynthia get into
Creo Lux last minute, huh?
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Just take him to the zoo,
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take him wherever
you take a kid,
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but just get him
the hell out of here.It's no problem.
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This is gonna be
the greatest bonding day
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between a son and a father,
ever.
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You ever been
to the track?
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It's like a horsy zoo
with wagering?
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What -- what kind of money
do you have?
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Do you have
any allowance?What?
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You wanted my full support
with this baby thing, right?
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So, here it is.
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You're gonna have to do this
sooner or later.
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I mean, there is
no convenient time
to be a mom.
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Don't send him
to the zoo.
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I mean, powerful women,
they -- they multitask.
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You just set up a space
for him here.
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That's what Shawn
did to us.
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Your support is killing me
right now.
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♪♪
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Rodrigo: Tommy?
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Hey.
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Um, you're
Noelle's producer, no?
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Yes.And "yes" means?
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Yes, I'm her producer.
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So, you're the one telling her
to play hard to get, no?
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[ Laughs ]
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Maybe.
Yeah, well.
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Look at these boys.
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I'm not threatened
by any of them.
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Yeah. Me, either.
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Mm.
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♪♪
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I don't know what your mother's
been telling you about me,
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but I've been trying
really hard to see you.
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Can you say, "Da-da"?
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Da-da!
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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We should be doing this
all the time.
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Hmm?
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Uh...change of plans.
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Don't go to the zoo.Don't --
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I would like
you and, uh, Chet Jr.
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to stay here.
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Wait a second, Quinnie.
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You just ran us out of here
two seconds ago.
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All right, look, the truth is,
I am still gonna be --
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Hey, enough steeping!
Out!
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Go!
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I am still gonna be
working 16 hours a day,
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I mean,
after I have the baby.
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So, this is
a perfect opportunity
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to practice nailing this,
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with the help of a kick-ass
nanny, of course.
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So, what do you think?
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Actually, uh...
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here is perfect.
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♪♪
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Okay.
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Faith: Rachel!Rachel: Faith, you're here!
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I am so honored
that you called me
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to come back
and help out.
Yeah.
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This story,
it's so important,
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and I'm so thrilled that
you're finally telling it.
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Yeah, you know, we're making
a real statement here, you know.
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And you, as a contestant
and licensed therapist now,
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you can really help my ass,
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so I think
this is gonna be --Rachel.
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Sometimes
I look around at my life,
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and I know that none of it
would've happened without you.
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Oh, that's really sweet,
Faith.No, Seriously.
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A gorgeous wife,
sweet, little home,
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an absolutely beautiful
relationship with God.
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Yeah, no, I think that
your Christmas cards
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are, like, next-level
cute attack, Faith.Seriously, Rachel.
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You let me come out
in my own time
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in a respectful way
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to the people I love.
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I will always, always
be grateful for that.
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Thank you.
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Quinn: Faith! Ah.
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I love you.Welcome home!
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I gotta go.
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Hi, Quinn.
Dan.
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Dan: Hi.Get rid of this.
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What?Far from here.
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Must be my bonus.
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I mean, this is amazing.
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You came to us
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as a straight contestant
in search of love
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and now
you're a gay therapist
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in search of
crazy people.
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I am so proud.
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All right,
don't even start.
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You got Satan in you,
and I've always known that.
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I've been watching
this season of "Everlasting,"
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and I am appalled.
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I'm actually surprised
that Rachel even stayed.
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I mean, "Hump or Dump"
is only something
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that could've come
from your sick little mind.
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Yeah. I'm the worst.Yeah.
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So, I will pray for you,
but I don't work for you.
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I'm a professional counselor.
and I'm here to do my job.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Cynthia: I don't appreciate
being kept waiting.
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Well, this should
make it worth your while.
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Even though everything's
already been paid for,
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including
the hot stone massage.
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I am doing this
for my career, okay?
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Mark Zuckerberg
and Justin Trudeau
will be there.
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Yeah,
I see strategic partnerships
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being formed
all over the place.
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Look, just make sure
my baby's okay, all right?
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Bozo Chet was denied custody
for a reason,
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and Quinn's
so self-centered,
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I wouldn't trust her
to look after a fish.
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Your baby
is gonna be fine.
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Thank you.
I promise.
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So will Quinn.
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♪♪
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All-Stars, your journeys
to find "Everlasting" love
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and "Everlasting"
a million dollars
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has been arduous,
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no walk along
a country road.
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But you'll be
Southern comforted to know
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that you will be
meeting a therapist
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who knows exactly
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what each one of you
is going through,
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a true "Everlasting" All-Star.
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Faith!
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-Hi!
-Hey.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Faith!
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-There's Maya!
-So glad to see you.
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Hi! Oh, my gosh!
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Y'all are so sweet.
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Oh, I am so excited
to help y'all navigate
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the raging waters
that are "Everlasting,"
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and find true love,
likelike I did.
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I mean, with Amy.
[ Laughs ]
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Indeedy.
Yeah.
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Now, this challenge,
you guys,
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will not be taxing
physically,
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but it will be our toughest
emotionally.
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Obviously, Faith is here
to lend an ear and her heart
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to help any of you
that may need to recover
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from any fallout.
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I'm here to help you
with anything y'all need.
257
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Anything.
258
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All right.Thank you, Faith.
259
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That being said,
260
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ladies, would you follow m,
please?
261
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,073
Quinn: Does Faith even know
what's coming?
262
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:57,335
Don't worry.
She trusts me.
263
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,163
[ Scoffs ] She's not
the same old bumpkin
264
00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,904
who came up in here
Season 13.
265
00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,297
People change.Hey, Quinn,
266
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,515
these ladies are here
to see you.
267
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,821
Ooh! Line 'em up!
268
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,649
Dropping in
a new stripper?
269
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,608
I am hiring a nanny,
thank you.
270
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,436
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
271
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♪♪
272
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,483
Uh-huh.
273
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,702
Oh, wait.
274
00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,095
You nannyed
for Sheryl Sandberg?
275
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:20,750
How do you think she had
all that time to "Lean In"?
276
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,404
You're hired!
277
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,275
Thank you so much
for your time.
278
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,538
Please get an "Everlasting"
water bottle from Graham
279
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,671
on your way out.Dan: Oh, you guys are
gonna love Graham.
280
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,673
Graham:
If you'll follow me, please,
into the chicken coop?
281
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632
Here's how this works.
282
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I'm gonna ask these women
a question.
283
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,724
The answer
will be one of them.
284
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,987
Now, rather than verbalize
the answer,
285
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,076
each woman
is gonna grab an egg
286
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:45,340
and throw it at the woman
that they think
287
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,994
is the right guess.[ Scoffs ]
288
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:49,561
Welcome to
Eggs Marks the Spot.
289
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,041
Congratulations
on lowering
290
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,782
an already-impossibly
low bar.
291
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,131
Graham: First question,
292
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,525
which woman did Rodrigo say
293
00:10:56,568 --> 00:11:00,224
"uses her tongue
like Picasso uses a brush"?
294
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,573
-[ Laughs ] Whoa.
-What?
295
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:02,749
I mean, come on.
296
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,402
This isn't about me,
right?
297
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:06,448
Quinn: Look, no one
is throwing their eggs.
298
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:07,710
We can't afford another
299
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,277
"Passport to Dance"-style
screw up.
300
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,279
Just wait.
It only takes one.
301
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,628
Graham: Let me restate
the question.
302
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,065
Which woman did
Rodrigo say uses --
303
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,371
Quinn: Oh, yes!
304
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,981
There.[ Laughs ]
305
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:21,376
"Tongue like Picasso,"
is totally Candi.
306
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,074
Sorry, honey.
I don't think he's
talking about you.
307
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,381
♪♪
308
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,861
-[ Grunts ]
-Ooh.
309
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,514
Well, she for sure
310
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,168
has had the most practice,
right?
311
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:34,694
♪♪
312
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,173
Sorry.
313
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,132
I just -- I think that
they might be right.
314
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,047
Oh, Maya, come on!
315
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:43,398
♪♪
316
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,617
Yeah, I think I --
I'm gonna pass on that one.
317
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,054
No, no, no.
I never said that, mi amor.
318
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,317
No one has a tongue
like yours, trust me.
319
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,449
Graham:
Okay, that's a challenge
to the question.What?
320
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,060
If only we could know for sure,
right, Rodrigo?
321
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,715
Dan, I think it's time for
the Monitor of Truth!
322
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,717
Bring her out!Sofia: Oh, my God.
What are they doing?
323
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,370
M-O-T, tell us,
324
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,765
whose lively mouth
aroused Rodrigo?
325
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:06,726
Rodrigo: It is I who has
the probing tongue, right.
326
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,118
But Candi Coco,
oh, my God.
327
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,816
I mean, she...
328
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,079
esta tia es una artista
en el arte de la lengua.
329
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,776
She --
she uses her tongue
330
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,996
like -- like Picasso
uses a brush.
331
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,606
Rachel?!
What are you doing?
332
00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,651
That was private![ Laughs ]
333
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,523
Esa fue una conversacio privada!
334
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,743
Oh, Prom Queen is pissed! Rachel!
335
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,222
[ Laughs ]Okay, now, give me Maya.
336
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,658
We need to break
that girl.
337
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:29,139
Graham:
Which woman did Roger say
338
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,707
that he would only shag
after a handle of gin?
339
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,014
♪♪
340
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,711
Who did August say
341
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,669
would benefit the most
from therapy?
342
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,672
[ Gasps ]
343
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,850
Which girl did Rodrigo
assume was asexual?
344
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,242
♪♪
345
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,853
Who does Roger think
346
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,899
will wind up living alone
with eight cats?
347
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,946
♪♪
348
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599
-Maya.
-Maya.
-Maya.
349
00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,776
Maya will end up living alone
with eight cats.
350
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,344
Graham: Let's get back to our
final three questions.
351
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,781
Let's hope
they're not too hard.Candi: No!
352
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,695
No more! Stop!
353
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,001
Graham: What?Stop!
354
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,350
What the hell
are we doing?!
355
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,048
Why are we humiliating
each other,
356
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,050
because some shit the guys
have said about us?!
357
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,616
Screw this!
358
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,445
All right, ladies.
Who is the biggest slut?!
359
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,926
Roger! Yeah, Roger!
360
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,449
Who has the smallest dick?!
361
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,582
Oh, I don't know!
Rodrigo, I see you!
362
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,540
Hey, that's like --
that's not true!
363
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,847
Oh, no, Rodrigo!
Get over here!
364
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,067
The most insufferable
is you, Graham.
365
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,764
What -- Oh, come on.
Hey, I was --
366
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,939
Please hit Graham,
please hit Graham!
367
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,723
Oh! Yes!
368
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,160
Yes!
369
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,858
No more
to the patriarchy!
370
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,208
No more victimization
by creeps in power!
371
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,341
Graham: Okay, that's it!
No! Challenge is over.
372
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,733
The loser of
Eggs Marks the Spot
373
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,300
is Candi!
374
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,954
And you are
going home tonight.
375
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,695
Quinn:
Oh, that's all right.
376
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:49,393
What network is not
going to want "Stripper Queens"?
377
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:50,960
Am I right?
378
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,875
They are going
to bend over deep for her.
379
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,703
And cut!
380
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,619
Faith: Rachel, Rachel,
what is the -- eggs?
381
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,055
Private confessionals?
382
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,014
This is --
this is horrible.
383
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,885
You're not
supposed to be in here!
384
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,322
Look, I know
that using confessions
385
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,107
might seem like
a violation,
386
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,979
but this whole episode
is about honesty.
387
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,415
I mean, it would be
so much more embarrassing
388
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,069
if these women didn't know
389
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,506
what was being said
about them.
Oh, my God.
390
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,334
Rachel, come on?
391
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,423
I have a good sense of smell
and this stinks.
392
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,512
Oh, this stinks.
This stinks like
Quinn's bullcrap.
393
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,818
I can hear you!
394
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,602
She's nodoing this
for honesty.
395
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:28,693
She's doing this to make Maya
look and feel pathetic.
396
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,957
Maya is not pathetic.
397
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,873
She's a phoenix
rising from the ashes,
398
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,265
and you?
399
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,138
You're gonna
help her fly.
400
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:43,578
♪♪
401
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,758
I know it looked like me,
mi amor,
402
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,238
but it wasn't me.
403
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,240
It was TV-me, TV-Rodrigo,
you understand?
404
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,677
I guess the camera adds
10 pounds of asshole.
405
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,983
[ Both scoff ]
406
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,421
[ Indistinct conversations ]
407
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,945
How insane was that?Yeah.
408
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,120
I won't be eating eggs
any time soon, mate,
409
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,295
I'll tell ya.
410
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,775
Hey, listen, man.
411
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,560
Since you're my guy,
we should talk strategy.
412
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,041
How to get you into the finals
now that Candi's gone.
413
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,869
Yeah, actually, Tommy,
414
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,871
I've kind of gone back to Rachel
as my producer, mate,
415
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,309
and, yeah, we talked strategy
this morning, so...
416
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,702
Wait, wait.
417
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:21,964
You -- you talked to Rachel
this morning?
418
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,271
Uh, yeah, basics,
nothing more.
419
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,447
but anyway, I really
appreciate your help.
420
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,578
Cheers.
421
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:31,321
♪♪
422
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,496
[ Scoffs ]
423
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,672
Listen, Candi?
424
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,979
I really admire
what you did back there.
425
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:40,330
You spoke the truth
about this place.
426
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,506
I'm, uh...
427
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:43,943
I'm sad
that you're leaving.
428
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,119
♪♪
429
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,686
Maybe I'm a little...
a little bit jealous.
430
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,732
[ Chuckles ]
431
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,821
But I'm sorry
to see you go.
432
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:56,042
♪♪
433
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,652
Candi:
You're a really good guy.
434
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,959
♪♪
435
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,395
I'm sorry.
436
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,657
I just thought
that you should know that.
437
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,529
♪♪
438
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,270
I want Maya flown in
439
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,055
the second she's out of
the shower and dressed.
440
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,013
-Copy that.
-So you're back with August.
441
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,233
Yeah, I am.
442
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,365
All right,
you wanna go radio silence
443
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,845
on your personal life,
fine.
444
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,934
Just tell me who I should be
producing, then.
445
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,283
Right.
446
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,676
Because that's what
this is about.
447
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,678
Producing.
448
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,376
Are you having fun producing
the shit out of Madison?
449
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,291
Not as much fun
as you had riding Jack.
450
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,163
Mmm.
451
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,643
Next time, maybe throw
a towel over the camera?
452
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:36,299
Or, um,
did you want me to see?
453
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,561
♪♪
454
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,998
Well, I thought
455
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,087
that you don't shit
where you eat, so...
456
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:43,306
Yeah, that's a --
that's a soft rule.
457
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,831
More of a theory
than a policy, really.
458
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,920
♪♪
459
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:50,661
Come on, Rachel.
460
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:54,100
Dan, don't do this
right now, okay?
461
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,797
I have to get that
Faith and Maya interview,
462
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,929
and I need you
on Roger.
463
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,497
Copy that.
464
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,892
Faith:
I'm so sorry, May.
465
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,329
We can pull the plug on ths
right now if you want to.
466
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,766
That is not what we want,
Dr. Reba McEntire.
467
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,464
Maya:
I wanna talk about
468
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,292
why I'm not the same person I used to be.
469
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,033
I need to get this out.
470
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:17,079
You can start by maye
471
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,038
talking to some
of the other wome.
472
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,649
The bonds of sisterhod
are mighty strong.
473
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,738
Maya's ready to pop
her rape cork.
474
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,175
Ooh.None of this should even
be on television.
475
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,917
You do realize this,
right?Oh, boy.
476
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,137
And, okay, yeah, Faith may
have had a good experience,
477
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,617
but it just as easily
could've turned into
a complete shit show.
478
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,054
So, what do you want?
479
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,794
You want her
to just stay silent,
480
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,231
hide what happened?
481
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,884
You're the problem.
This is the problem.
482
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,277
Chet: Happy is in here.Chet?
483
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:42,539
What are you doing,
484
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,498
shooting
"Everlasting Toddlers"?
485
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,891
I'm recording memories
with my son.
486
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,545
Uh, where is the nanny?
487
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,069
Put her on break.
488
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,722
No, she's not
a factory worker.
489
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,724
she is a full-time baby watcher,
all right?
490
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,249
Hey, Sadie,
where the hell are you?
491
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,381
Hey, Quinn, if you
wanna spend your time
with Chet, Jr.,
492
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,035
I got this whole
Maya thing covered.
No.
493
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,776
I'm not gonna miss this
for anything,
494
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,125
especially not for some
sticky-fingered snot factory.
495
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,866
Chet: Hey!
496
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,694
Come on, you said you wanted
to do this together.
497
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,130
-Okay. Hi.
-There you go.
498
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,610
[ Chet Jr. babbles ]
499
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,612
Just a quick shot. So cute.
-Really? Really?
500
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,396
Just get a nice two
of them.Quinn: Hi. Not you.
501
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,702
Okay, um...Oh, that's beautiful.
502
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:17,574
Okay. Yay, look at us.
It's family bonding.
503
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,750
Uh, Sadie, isn't it time
for him to take a nap?
504
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,187
Yes. Come now, baby.Great. Okay.
505
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,797
-Come here.
-Follow me.
506
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,494
We're get some shots
in the Throne Room.
507
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,843
-Come on.
-Hurry up, hurry up. Hurry.
508
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,236
-This -- Come on.
-Come now, daddy.
509
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803
Chet: Let's hurry.
510
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,806
Okay, I want Roger
locked in the stocks
511
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,416
with pissed-off women
512
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,070
pummeling him
with rotten fruit.
513
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,680
Ooh, I love that.
This is your night.
514
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,160
I'm telling you --
your night.
515
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,640
Okay, I'm excited.
516
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,163
Here we go!
517
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,773
Faith: Hello, ladies.
518
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,167
I know that everyone's
feeling just a little bit raw
519
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,213
after the egg-stoning,
520
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,477
but Maya has something
that she wants to share,
521
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,088
that I think could lead
to some genuine healing.
522
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,785
♪♪
523
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:58,137
[ Sighs ] Um...
so, it's about Roger.
524
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,400
He's not exactly
the fun-loving good gy
525
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,184
that you guys
think he is.
526
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,143
He's not a good gy
at all.
527
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,188
I know this,
because of what he did to e
528
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,798
during my season.
529
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,452
-What? What did he do?
-What happened?
530
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,150
Let's get this party started,
shall we?
531
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,629
Tommy, can we fly in our guest
please?
532
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,022
Mm.
533
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:14,805
♪♪
534
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,677
Roger?
535
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,853
Let me grab you
for a quick interview.Of course.
536
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,203
There's no egg on my face,
right?
[ Laughs ]
537
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,380
I was drunk.
538
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,991
And he took me
to some room.
539
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,168
It was dark.
540
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,865
I could barely even
stand up,
541
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,042
and he had his hands
all over me, and he...
542
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,696
Faith: Uh, Roger,
543
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,393
can you give us
some privacy, please?
544
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,308
Sofia: No. No, no.
545
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,049
Maya was just telling us what you did to her.
546
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:43,182
I'm sorry, did what?
547
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,053
Wait, what are you --
what are you talking about?
548
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,315
Hey, go on, Maya.
549
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:47,708
Tell us
exactly what you mean.
550
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:51,233
♪♪
551
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,974
It's just --
552
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,150
Maya,
we talked about this.
553
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,978
Or at least, I --
I tried to talk to you.
554
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,023
Last night, when we stayed
in the same room
555
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,025
in the same bed.
556
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,288
If you had something
to say to me,
557
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:03,506
why didn't
you say it then?
558
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,508
Because this
feels like a witch hunt,
559
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,597
like you were just
waiting for the --
560
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,556
for the cameras
to do a TV moment.
561
00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:11,253
No, no, that's not
what this is about.
562
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,690
Maybe you just feel guilty
we hooked up,
563
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,431
because you were supposed
to be on the show for Adam.
564
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,172
[ Gasps ]
Wait, what?
You cheated on the suitor?
565
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,043
What?
Excuse me, no.
566
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,089
I did not cheat
on the suitor!
567
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,743
♪♪
568
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,571
You have no idea
what my life has been like
569
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,268
since I left the show.Roger: [ Scoffs ]
570
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052
You didn't leave the show
after we got together.
571
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,750
You stayed there
for three more weeks.
572
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:33,057
You only left after that
poor woman Mary killed herself.
573
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,756
Which granted, must've been terribly traumatic for you.
574
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,280
Why is this criminal
sounding reasonable, Rachel?
575
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,847
Faith: Maya, you can tell
your truth.
576
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,370
Noelle:
Whatis the trut?
577
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,851
Sofia: [ Laughs ] Okay. You know what? Listen.
578
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,027
My life changed a lot, too, when I left the show,
579
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,115
but I took responsibility
580
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:48,769
and bettered myself.
581
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,858
You can't just
blame everything on men.
582
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,077
It's just bad for women.
583
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,601
Noelle: Look, Maya.
584
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,299
You're making some
pretty big accusations.
585
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,214
And I want
to believe you,
586
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,216
but what are you
trying to say?
587
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,957
He raped you!
Just say it, you coward!
588
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,914
Rachel!
589
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,394
♪♪
590
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,962
Roger:
Look, Maya isn't a liar.
591
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,225
[ Chet Jr. crying ] Okay, she's great.
592
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,183
But I know what this show
does to people.
593
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,837
You know,
the producers and their --
594
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,274
their mind tricks,
595
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,276
being trapped hee
like this...
596
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,582
It's hard to tell
what is real
597
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:20,627
and what's not.
598
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:22,324
No.
599
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,370
Okay, so,
let's give Maya her spac,
600
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,415
and she'll sort it ou.
601
00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,722
No! No! No!
Quinn:
Okay, you know what?
602
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,376
This is not fireworks,
all right?
603
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,509
I have rape revenge blue balls,
and they suck.
604
00:21:33,553 --> 00:21:35,381
Sadie! Make it stop!
605
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,252
Karma has entered
the building.
606
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,473
This was our whole episode,
your whole season.
607
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,692
We have been building to this
since Day One,
608
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,041
so what the hell happened,
Rachel?!
609
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,304
You think
I don't know that?!
610
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,349
I busted my ass
for this moment
611
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:50,004
and I am not gonna let
some weak, damaged pussy
612
00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,440
take it away from me,
okay?!
613
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,441
[ Crashes ]
614
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:53,616
This is my moment!
615
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,357
This is mine!
616
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,447
[ Chet Jr. crying ]
617
00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,362
♪♪
618
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,674
Faith: You said it.
619
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,458
Don't think that you --
the way you think --
620
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,982
Maya? Hey, let's talk
about this, okay?
621
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,854
I can still get Roger,
I can get the girls.
622
00:22:13,897 --> 00:22:15,116
We can still do this.
623
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,726
Foot of the gas there,
Rach.
624
00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:18,946
I think Maya needs some time
to regroup, okay?
625
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:23,385
I'm sorry, Rachel.
626
00:22:23,429 --> 00:22:24,952
I'm so sorry.
627
00:22:24,995 --> 00:22:27,433
No, of course.
Yeah, you two should talk.
628
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,957
Faith'll know what to say.
629
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,220
♪♪
630
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:34,483
Rach.
How's it going?
631
00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:37,268
[ Scoffs ]
Not now, Jack.
632
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:39,183
♪♪
633
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,708
Look, Rachel may think
that she can pull this off,
634
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,274
but I need a Plan B
635
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:44,798
so that I can deliver
60 minutes of something.
636
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,930
[ Chet Jr. crying ]Oh, my God. Again?
637
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:49,629
How do people do this
with the crying all the time?!
638
00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,282
I got you, boss.
I'll figure it out.
639
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:52,762
[ Sighs ]
640
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,852
Uh, what the hell,
Sadie?
641
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,680
Are you deaf
or incompetent?
642
00:22:57,724 --> 00:22:59,552
Go in there
and make him stop.
643
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,728
He needs to learn
self-soothing.
644
00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:04,121
I do not pay you
400 bucks a day
645
00:23:04,165 --> 00:23:05,732
to sit on your ass.
646
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:08,648
When hecries,
yousoothe.
647
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:11,085
This is how bad habits
are formed.
648
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,739
I'm not doing that
to the child.
649
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,218
Oh. Yeah.
650
00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:15,698
You know,
I really wish I didn't have
651
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:18,440
this one bad habit
of firing people,
652
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,789
but I do.
653
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,225
You're fired!
654
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:24,315
I'm going to pray
for that little one.
655
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,318
Because you are clueless
with children!
656
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:28,319
Hate the show, too.
657
00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,191
[ Sighs ]
658
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,584
[ Chet Jr. crying ]
659
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:33,629
[ Groans ] Please!
660
00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:36,415
Soothe yourself,
I am begging you!
661
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:39,374
Ugh, where is Chet?!
662
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,638
Chet: Now, which one
does Mommy drink?
663
00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,341
Why am I watching
this shit?
664
00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:52,779
Well, I'm gonna show this video
to the judge
665
00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:55,912
for my petition
for partial custody of my son,
666
00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,479
along with your testimony
667
00:23:57,523 --> 00:24:00,003
that when Cynthia
dropped Little Chety off,
668
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,396
you smelled alcohol
on her breath.
669
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,093
Dude, I don't have time
for this.
670
00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,094
I think you do.
671
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,966
I did a little digging,
672
00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,533
and I found out
673
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:10,710
how Cynthia got
into the Creo Lux Retreat.
674
00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,494
Turns out, it was you.
675
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:13,843
Yeah.
676
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,541
I wanted Quinn
to have a glimpse
677
00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:17,412
into the reality
of her situation.
678
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,632
Yeah, well, here's the reality
of your situation.
679
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:21,590
You're gonna testify
for me,
680
00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:23,113
or I'm gonna tell Quinn
681
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:25,333
that you're not on board
with her pregnancy,
682
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,248
but are conspiring
to destroy it.
683
00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,119
I thought
there were some lines
684
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,078
even Little Weirdo
wouldn't cross.
685
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,559
Like screwing over
your best friend.
686
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:34,864
I'm not screwing her over,
687
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:36,170
I'm trying to help her.
688
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:38,607
Quinn's gonna be
an amazing mom.
689
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,087
Yeah?
690
00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,480
We'll see.
691
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:46,223
Please, just could you
touch someone else
692
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:47,834
for once, all right?
693
00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,662
I am not a fire truck.
This is a fire truck.
694
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:52,795
[ Sighs ]
Have you seen Chet?
695
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,841
Um, no,
not since this morning.
696
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,538
What is this?
697
00:24:56,582 --> 00:24:58,105
I'm letting Faith
698
00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,367
do her whole like,
Kumbaya thing with Maya
699
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,108
and then it's my turn.
700
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:02,631
I'm not gonna let her
off the hook.
701
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:04,938
Well, while you go down
with your worthless ship,
702
00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:06,896
I told Tommy to come up with
something else for the date.
703
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,289
Okay, yeah.
704
00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:09,638
I mean, like,
do whatever you want.
705
00:25:09,682 --> 00:25:10,726
I'm getting
this confrontation, so...
706
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,859
Come on, Rachel,
all right?
707
00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:15,078
We know that this isn't
really about Maya.
708
00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,297
♪♪
709
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,342
[ Static ]Hey.
710
00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:19,561
Oh, wait, hey.
What are you doing?
711
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:20,954
What are you doing?
Uh-oh.
712
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,346
Don't touch those.
Don't touch those.
713
00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,914
Okay. Here we go.
Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
714
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,307
Is that crap?!
God!
715
00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,787
Please, please!
716
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,528
Tell AD Dan, bring me
some towels and a cage.
717
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,007
Okay?
718
00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,748
Hey, uh, Dan,
we need towels and a cage
719
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,054
in the Control Room.
720
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:36,317
Ugh!
This is disgusting!
721
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,448
Okay, I got it.[ Scoffs ]
722
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:39,450
Ugh. Ew.
723
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,365
Yes?
724
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:44,412
Okay, we'll do a super-sexy
"Everlasting" carnival.
725
00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,849
Uh, games of skill,
adventurous booths,
726
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:48,634
big prizes,
lots of alcohol.
727
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,070
Okay, I'm sorry,
728
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:51,375
but we only have
seven contestants left.
729
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:52,768
That sounds like
a very grim carnival
730
00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,422
with only seven people.
731
00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:56,467
Okay, well,
I'll round up some people.
732
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:58,469
[ Groans ]Hey, Quinn,
733
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,820
Rach said something about
a cage, but I -- crap.
734
00:26:00,863 --> 00:26:02,082
Please, please.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all over your hands.
735
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,605
Wow.
Okay, Dan.
736
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,651
Yeah?
How many crewmembers
do you know
737
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,478
that have
families and kids?
738
00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:09,132
Because I need to get
a whole crap-load of them
739
00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:10,351
here within an hour
740
00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:11,744
for an "Everlasting"
carnival.
741
00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:13,223
Yeah, no,
my wife and I have two.
742
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:14,877
Uh, she's actually
nine months pregnant,
743
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,052
so almost three.
744
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,358
Wait, you're married?
745
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,926
Yeah, we just --
Oh, hi.
746
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:23,277
Uh, yeah, we were separated,
but it's cool now.
747
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,496
So, I mean,
we weren't together when we --
748
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,976
Hey, stop talking!
749
00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,630
Your wife is about
to give birth?
750
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:29,892
Yeah.
751
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,025
Get her full womb here
immediately!
752
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,026
Well, she --
Now! Go!
753
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,244
Go!
Do you want that?
754
00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:35,637
Bad idea.Get out of here!
755
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:38,205
What's a bad idea?
Whoa.
756
00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,337
That is not pudding.
757
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:41,687
Where have you been,
Chet Father?
758
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,645
I tried to feed him,
change him,
759
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:44,951
sell him on eBay.
760
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,909
Where's the nanny?She was an idiot,
761
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,998
so I fired her,
all right?!
762
00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,086
I just --
I can't deal with this.
763
00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,174
I can't.All right, I --
764
00:26:51,218 --> 00:26:53,655
I will take little Chety.
765
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,875
Come on, Bubba.
Okay. Oh!
766
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:57,224
Oh, God. Here.
767
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:59,226
Just take it.
Just take it.
768
00:26:59,269 --> 00:27:00,531
Yeah, that's a doody.
That's doody.
769
00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,403
Chet: Okay.
770
00:27:02,446 --> 00:27:05,885
♪♪
771
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,409
Hey.
772
00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:10,585
How's she doing?Not good.
773
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,587
Hey, Jay?
774
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,590
Why did Quinn
send in Roger so soon?
775
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,853
That was an ambush.What?
776
00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:19,507
No, Quinn had nothing
to do with that.
777
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,902
[ Sighs ]
778
00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:24,251
What?Come here, come here.
779
00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:26,732
Jay?
780
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:29,125
No one has had Maya's back
all season,
781
00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,823
you hear me?
782
00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,346
So, if you're
really her friend,
783
00:27:32,389 --> 00:27:34,043
you need to get her
out of here, right now.
784
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,697
What?
785
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,700
Jay, what are you doing?
786
00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,833
[ Sighs ] Okay, just...
787
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:45,359
Where's Maya?
Is she ready to confront Roger?You know what?
788
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:46,969
I think I'm gonna
take her out of here.
789
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,231
This place
isn't healthy for her.
790
00:27:48,275 --> 00:27:50,277
No, you're not
taking her anywhere.
791
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,453
The only reason
I brought her back
here is for this,
792
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:53,759
and the only reason
I brought you back
793
00:27:53,802 --> 00:27:55,108
is to make sure
she delivers.
794
00:27:55,151 --> 00:27:56,370
So, why don't you
go back in there
795
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,980
and do your job, okay?
796
00:27:58,024 --> 00:27:59,765
♪♪
797
00:27:59,808 --> 00:28:01,375
Oh, my God.
Mm.
798
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,682
Oh, my God.
799
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,074
It's you.
800
00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,642
Not Quinn.
801
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:11,211
You were my superhero,
Rach.
802
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,213
You know that?
803
00:28:13,256 --> 00:28:14,954
You protected me,
804
00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:19,349
and you chose my happiness
over ratings.
805
00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,396
But I can't
hold you in my heart
806
00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:24,137
if you're gonna make
your life's work
807
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:27,140
destroying women
on national television.
808
00:28:27,183 --> 00:28:30,143
What happened to you?
809
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,797
Seriously,
what happened to you?
810
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:39,630
I don't know.
811
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,766
Oh, I should go
apologize to Maya.
812
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:50,903
Thanks, Faith.
813
00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:57,170
♪♪
814
00:28:57,213 --> 00:29:03,393
♪♪
815
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:05,004
[ Sighs ]
816
00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:16,450
♪♪
817
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:17,451
[ Door closes ]
818
00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:21,063
So, you're running away,
huh?
819
00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,804
That's not
what's happening.
820
00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:25,459
Makes sense.
821
00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:27,983
I'm starting to think
you were playing me
this whole time.
822
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,246
Rachel,
you know what happened.
823
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,205
Do I?
Yes!
824
00:29:32,248 --> 00:29:34,120
You say it was rape,
825
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,209
but I remember how you took
your dress off at the table
826
00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,514
and seduced Roger.
827
00:29:37,558 --> 00:29:38,994
It was a party!
828
00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:40,996
I didn't know
what was gonna happen.
829
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,607
♪♪
830
00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,827
Maybe it wasn't
so horrible.
831
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,176
Maybe you wanted it.
832
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,612
No!
833
00:29:48,656 --> 00:29:50,353
That is not true!
834
00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:52,616
Hey, you know what?
It doesn't matter.
835
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,270
If you leave now,
836
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,837
everyone's gonna think
that Roger was right --
837
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,099
that you were lying.
838
00:29:57,143 --> 00:29:58,840
♪♪
839
00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:00,537
Maybe that's the truth,
after all.
840
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:04,759
♪♪
841
00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:15,074
In Rio, Carnivale is
the celebration of excess
842
00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,597
right before Lent.
843
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,164
And here in "Everlasting,"
844
00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:20,340
it is
the celebration of excess
845
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,255
right before Sent,
846
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:24,257
as in, sent home,
847
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,476
which one of you
will be tonight.
848
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,262
So, have a good
old-fashioned fun time, guys.
849
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:33,048
But don't lose track
of the bigger contest,
850
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,703
because the ladies will be
watching your every move.
851
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,531
What is he wearing?
852
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,967
I mean, seriously,
853
00:30:39,011 --> 00:30:40,882
someone should check
the Megan's Law database
854
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,449
to see
if he's registered.
855
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:45,321
Graham:
Let the games begin!
856
00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,583
This better work.
857
00:30:46,627 --> 00:30:48,847
Oh, my God. Look.
858
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,674
[ Laughs ]
So, Rachel got Maya to stay
859
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,198
and what, just like,
produced Faith
860
00:30:52,241 --> 00:30:53,416
right on out of here?
861
00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,288
She's so good, right?
862
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:56,550
♪♪
863
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:58,247
Um, that's a Carolyn here?
864
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,597
All right, let's go.
865
00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:05,602
♪♪
866
00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:12,696
[ Carnival music plays ]
867
00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,002
Noelle?
868
00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,917
Oh, my God,
you look amazing.
869
00:31:15,961 --> 00:31:17,179
You look incredible.Thank you.
870
00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:18,572
How's it going?
871
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,922
You know,
been a stellar day.
872
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,837
I know, I know.
873
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,144
Those Rodrigo testimonials,
they must've hurt so much.
874
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:27,146
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
875
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:28,930
I'm just doing my job.
876
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,845
We're supposed to make
this whole thing a journey,
877
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,021
but really,
it is supposed to be fun.Mm.
878
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,588
Oh. Bartender?!
You know what?
879
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,024
Do a shot with me?
880
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,983
Let's just --
let's just loosen things up.
881
00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:39,723
Let's just get this party
started. Bartender?!No, no, no.
882
00:31:39,767 --> 00:31:41,377
No, I don't think so,
I don't think so.
It's okay. I'm okay.
883
00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:42,770
I don't think
it'd be the worst thing
884
00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:44,163
to let them get
some footage of you
885
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:45,555
not being a stuck-up
pain in the ass.
886
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:48,123
Okay, that's not who I am.
887
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:50,343
Look, I know that,
but we just have to make sure
888
00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,084
that's not the story
that they're telling.
889
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:55,000
Okay, so, take a sip, drink, and
have a good time.
890
00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:57,611
♪♪
891
00:31:57,654 --> 00:31:59,308
Mm.
That's my girl.
You're my new favorite.
892
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,788
I love you. Okay.
893
00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,050
Come on, let's get
these drinks flowing!
894
00:32:02,094 --> 00:32:04,096
Bartender,
drinks all around!
895
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:05,184
-And just --
-Dan?
896
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:06,837
Dan: Yeah. Oh, hi.
897
00:32:06,881 --> 00:32:08,796
Um, Quinn, this is Carolyn,
Carolyn, Quinn.
898
00:32:08,839 --> 00:32:10,929
Hi, so, when did
the doctor say
899
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:13,148
that this stuff
was supposed to kick in?I don't need much help.
900
00:32:13,192 --> 00:32:14,628
My first one came
in three hours.
901
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,238
And the second one
shot out in the subway
902
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:17,848
on the way
to the hospital.
903
00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:18,980
I absolutely
would've sprung for a cab,
904
00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,460
but I thought
we had more time.
905
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,636
I hope that he told you
that for your trouble,
906
00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,290
we'll happily cover
this kid's freshman
year of college.
907
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,161
I don't think so.
908
00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:28,511
You're gonna cover
all four years, plus travel.
909
00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:30,122
[ Clears throat ]
910
00:32:30,165 --> 00:32:31,688
And you're gonna fund
Danny's Indy feature,
911
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,168
so he has no more excuses.
912
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:34,865
That seems
a little excessive.
913
00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,606
Daniel, call me a cab.
We're going.
914
00:32:36,650 --> 00:32:38,217
Wh-- Okay, fine!
915
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,741
Fine! It's a deal.
916
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,570
And America has
a little art house
917
00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,267
straight-to-video gem
coming her way.
918
00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:46,877
Yippee. Great.
919
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,010
Get her into hair and makeup.
Go.
920
00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:52,144
Jay: You cannot be serious
with this.
921
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:54,407
Oh, come on, all right?
I have paramedics on-call.
922
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,191
One of our contestants
is a pediatrician.
923
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:57,540
[ Scoffs ]What could go wrong?
924
00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,238
God, this place
is out of control.
925
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,804
Exactly.
926
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,197
I have a woman
who is about to give birth,
927
00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,720
so I need
all-hands-on-deck.
928
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,026
I want her crowning
by midnight.
929
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,419
Come on!
930
00:33:06,462 --> 00:33:08,290
♪♪
931
00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:10,162
Hey, I just, um --
932
00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,641
I wanted to check in
and make sure that you're cool
933
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:12,991
after today.
934
00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,428
I mean, like, honestly,
I had no idea
935
00:33:15,471 --> 00:33:17,386
that Maya was gonna pull
that rape shit.
936
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,692
Yeah, well,
I'm fairly certain
937
00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,302
tonight's my "Everlasting"
finale,
938
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:22,174
because none of the girls
are gonna pick me now.
939
00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:25,090
I wouldn't be so sure.
940
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,396
I thought
that you came off honest,
941
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,311
heartfelt, empathetic.
942
00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:30,921
If anything,
what happened today
943
00:33:30,965 --> 00:33:32,575
made you seem like
a better guy.
944
00:33:32,619 --> 00:33:34,403
That's what you're
supposed to tell me, right?
945
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:35,665
Well, here's something
946
00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,406
that I'm not
supposed to tell you.
947
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:40,714
The person
who is really taken with you
948
00:33:40,757 --> 00:33:42,585
is Noelle.
949
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:43,891
Really?
950
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,284
Oh, yeah. [ Laughs ]
951
00:33:45,327 --> 00:33:47,199
Yeah, she is, like,
so over Rodrigo.
952
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:49,853
She thinks you're
twice the gentleman that he is.
953
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:52,508
If I were you,
I'd make a move.
954
00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,380
♪♪
955
00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:56,295
Man: Five, now,
here we go, here we go.
956
00:33:56,338 --> 00:33:57,470
2 bucks. 2 bucks.
957
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,211
Roll it through,
win a prize.
958
00:33:59,254 --> 00:34:00,821
[ Indistinct conversations ]
959
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,214
Think I'm gonna
do it all handheld.
960
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:03,911
like Cinema Verite style.
961
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,260
Mmm. Can't wait
not to see it.
962
00:34:05,304 --> 00:34:07,088
Oh, come on?
You're not gonna see it?
963
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,263
You okay, babe?
964
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:09,743
My water broke
965
00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:11,527
while I was sitting
on the toilet.
966
00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,834
Jay: Ugh, gross!No. Off-camera?
967
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,053
No,
that's not gonna work.
968
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,445
Someone get me
special effects.
969
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:18,056
Yes!
970
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,188
Look at you, superstar!
971
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:21,929
Hey. Belissima!
972
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,931
I'm gonna win one
for Noelle,
973
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:26,977
one of Sofia, one for Maya,
and one for Candi, too.
974
00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,066
I'm gonna send it to her.
975
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:29,458
Make everything good
again.
976
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:31,678
I don't think
you need to try so hard.
977
00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,245
I mean, you're Rodrigo.
978
00:34:33,288 --> 00:34:34,594
Yes, you're right.
979
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:37,466
This is what
I'm thinking also.
980
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:39,903
I have to tell you
something.
Hmm?
981
00:34:39,947 --> 00:34:43,211
I didn't bring you back here
for the other girls.
982
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:46,127
I brought you back here
for me.
983
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,389
Rachel!
984
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,999
I've been trying
to stay away,
985
00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:51,001
but I just can't hold out
any longer.
986
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,568
Mm.
987
00:34:52,612 --> 00:34:54,135
For you.
988
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:56,485
That's all you got
for me?
989
00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,358
Keep this.
990
00:34:59,401 --> 00:35:03,666
♪♪
991
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:07,409
[ Laughs ]
992
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,498
Stop! You'll make it --What the hell
are you two doing?
993
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,326
Uh...
994
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,675
You know what?
I'm so sorry.
995
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:13,981
I will, um...
996
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,983
I'll just leave
you two alone.
997
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:17,419
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
998
00:35:17,463 --> 00:35:19,639
You go! Go!
999
00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,423
You stay, right here!
1000
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,034
♪♪
1001
00:35:24,078 --> 00:35:27,212
You are having an affair
with a contestant.
1002
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:30,258
And I know that is absolutely
against the rules.
1003
00:35:30,302 --> 00:35:33,435
Noelle, I am not having
an affair with Rodrigo.
1004
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,350
Okay, I'm just lubing him up
for the party.
1005
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,265
I'm producing him.Right.
1006
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:39,049
Producing him
to love you.
1007
00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,921
Dude, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
1008
00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:42,662
It's this kind of
raging insecurity
1009
00:35:42,705 --> 00:35:44,054
that made Rodrigo cut you
1010
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,448
and choose Stephanie
in Season 10.
1011
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,972
Girl, you did not just
mention Stephanie?!
1012
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:51,018
You just need to stop
obsessing over a guy
1013
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,454
that's already
rejected you.
1014
00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,717
Move on.
1015
00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:56,241
What about Roger?
1016
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,546
No.
Why?
1017
00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,026
No, not Ro-- No.
1018
00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:00,593
No, after all that stuff
Maya said about him.
1019
00:36:00,636 --> 00:36:02,638
Dude, that bitch is crazy.
We both know it.
1020
00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:06,555
And besides,
Roger is very pro-woman,
1021
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:07,948
he would make
a great partner,
1022
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:12,866
and honestly,
he's into you.
1023
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,738
He is?Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1024
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:18,219
I mean, if anything else,
just make Rodrigo jealous.
1025
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:20,221
I mean, you've been
playing hard to get,
1026
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,092
why not take it
all the way?
1027
00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:25,139
♪♪
1028
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,706
♪♪
1029
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,925
Roger: You.
Just the person I wanted.
1030
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,711
Hey! [ Laughs ]
1031
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,800
Woman: Whoo!
1032
00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:35,454
♪♪
1033
00:36:35,497 --> 00:36:37,369
-Hey.
-Hey.
1034
00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:38,674
It looks like Noelle's
1035
00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:40,502
about to salute
the Jolly Roger.
1036
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,548
Sofia:
Ugh, that little slut.Mm-hmm.
1037
00:36:42,591 --> 00:36:44,245
Poor Maya.
1038
00:36:44,289 --> 00:36:45,855
♪♪
1039
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:48,945
Good news is,
Rodrigo's now free,
1040
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,817
and I'm really thinking
that you should upgrade
1041
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,166
from a pediatrician
1042
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,124
to an international
soccer star.
1043
00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:56,692
I mean, not bad
for a night's work, right?Yes.
1044
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,433
Right.
Oh, my God,
you are amazing, Rachel.
1045
00:36:58,477 --> 00:37:00,087
Yes, I am.
1046
00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:02,742
You're the best.I am the best.
1047
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:04,004
♪♪
1048
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,006
[ Carolyn screams ]
1049
00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:07,703
What was that?
1050
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,227
Somebody call a doctor!
1051
00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,881
Woman: Somebody's
gotta do something.
1052
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,318
Carolyn: My water broke!
1053
00:37:13,361 --> 00:37:14,971
[ All murmuring ]
1054
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,886
What is this?Quinn: Mm.
1055
00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:18,801
It's my Hail Mary
to save the show.
1056
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:20,542
I told Rigger Dave
1057
00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:21,804
that I wanted
a normal water break,
1058
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:23,371
not Niagara Falls.
1059
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,504
So much for subtlety,
right?
1060
00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:31,553
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1061
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:32,772
Ugh. All right.
1062
00:37:32,815 --> 00:37:34,295
Come on, let's go.
1063
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:35,992
Clean this mess up.
1064
00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,217
Noelle: [ Laughs ]
1065
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,001
[ Slurring speech ]
1066
00:37:45,045 --> 00:37:47,308
Here we go.
Finally with the shoe.It's fine.
1067
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:51,443
[ Both speaking
indistinctly ]
1068
00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:53,053
Come on. Wake up.
1069
00:37:53,096 --> 00:37:54,924
[ Gasps ] Wake --
1070
00:37:54,968 --> 00:37:56,361
[ Laughs ]
1071
00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:59,407
It's morning time!
1072
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,061
[ Giggling ]
1073
00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,280
You're no fun.
1074
00:38:05,152 --> 00:38:07,633
Too bad.
1075
00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:11,550
You had your chance.
1076
00:38:11,593 --> 00:38:13,813
This is what happens.
1077
00:38:13,856 --> 00:38:19,340
♪♪
1078
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,342
Dan, come with me
right now.
1079
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,517
Shit's about to blow.
1080
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:23,605
♪♪
1081
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:32,135
The games of chance have turned
into the game of life,
1082
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,181
as three of our contestants
are helping deliver
1083
00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:35,661
an actual woman's baby.
1084
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,271
The miracle of birth
1085
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,186
will show the women
here at "Everlasting"
1086
00:38:39,229 --> 00:38:40,535
just how the men will do
1087
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:42,276
under the most
intense circumstances
1088
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,279
and maybe even answer
the ultimate question,
1089
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,802
is there a stud
in the house?
1090
00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:48,369
August: It's all good.
So, look.
1091
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,805
I learned to doula
from Botswani tribeswomen.
1092
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,416
-Oh, Jesus.
-They're amazing people, okay.
1093
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,505
So, what I want you to do
is just hold your breath
1094
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:56,029
and spread your knees
as far as you can and just --
1095
00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,292
just imagine the widest tunnel
you've ever seen.
1096
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,338
It's okay.Or you could listen
to a medical doctor
1097
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:02,252
who's seen real patients
in an actual hospital.
1098
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,037
[ Carolyn screaming ]
1099
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,082
Everybody, out! Out!
1100
00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:07,954
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1101
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,086
Carolyn:
[ Screams ] Oh, God!
1102
00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:11,392
[ Panting ]
1103
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:13,873
All right,
come on, Maya.
1104
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,440
Where are you?
1105
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:19,531
[ Carolyn screaming ]
1106
00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:21,402
Why isn't anyone
paying attention to --?
1107
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,882
Oh, my God.
1108
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:24,579
That is waytoo real.
1109
00:39:24,623 --> 00:39:25,841
Wait.
[ Groans ]
1110
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,713
Did she just
shit herself?
1111
00:39:27,756 --> 00:39:30,542
[ Laughs ] No, she did not
just shit herself?
1112
00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:32,065
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm out.
1113
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,283
I can't. Nope!
1114
00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,328
-[ Laughs ]
-Can't do it!
1115
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:37,113
Rachel: Where's Maya?
1116
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,419
She was following them.
1117
00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:39,768
[ Groans ] Whoa.
1118
00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:41,727
[ Slurring ] Dizzy.
1119
00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,425
How'd you get sound
in there?
1120
00:39:44,469 --> 00:39:46,427
Oh, where is she?
1121
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,255
Oh, dizzy.
1122
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,648
[ Chuckles ] Mm.
1123
00:39:49,691 --> 00:39:51,345
It's okay.
1124
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,216
[ Exhales sharply]
1125
00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,175
[ Moans softly ]
1126
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:58,308
♪♪
1127
00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:00,180
Tommy: Holy shit, Rachel.
1128
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,704
She's really drunk.
Are you sure this is --?
1129
00:40:02,748 --> 00:40:05,664
♪♪
1130
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,056
Rachel?
Just wait.
1131
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,059
There she is.
1132
00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:14,890
♪♪
1133
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:17,327
Come on, Maya,
go in there.
1134
00:40:17,371 --> 00:40:19,155
Oh, my God.
1135
00:40:19,199 --> 00:40:21,114
Quinn: You shit yourself?
1136
00:40:21,157 --> 00:40:22,724
Nobody told me
that you shit yourself.
1137
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,552
[ Laughs ]
1138
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:27,512
Uh, Rachel,
what the hell is going on?
1139
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:30,253
Is she even conscious?
1140
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:32,038
Well,
we have to stop him.
1141
00:40:32,081 --> 00:40:33,518
Rachel?!
1142
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,345
No, this is it!
This is Maya's moment!
1143
00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:36,956
We have to let her
have it.
1144
00:40:36,999 --> 00:40:38,653
Oh, my God!No, this is sick.
1145
00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,176
I'm gonna go stop it
right now!
1146
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,788
No, she's almost there!
She's going in!
1147
00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:44,006
Maya: Get off of her!Oh, my God!
1148
00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:45,355
Holy shit!
1149
00:40:45,399 --> 00:40:46,487
-[ Screams ]
-Aah! Aah!
1150
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,402
You crazy bitch!
-[ Grunts ]
1151
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,230
[ Screaming ]
1152
00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:52,101
[ Screaming ]
1153
00:40:52,145 --> 00:40:53,842
Aah! Help me!
Oh, God!
1154
00:40:53,886 --> 00:40:55,931
Please!Jay: Call 9-1-1!
1155
00:40:55,975 --> 00:41:00,588
[ Roger crying
and panting ]
1156
00:41:00,632 --> 00:41:02,155
Jay:
Noelle, honey. Breathe.
1157
00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:03,461
Breathe. Are you okay?
1158
00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:04,853
It's okay.
1159
00:41:04,897 --> 00:41:07,682
♪♪
1160
00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,597
I'm gonna get
another camera in there.
1161
00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:11,033
Oh, my God.
1162
00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:12,208
Oh.
1163
00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:13,775
♪♪
1164
00:41:13,819 --> 00:41:15,777
Tommy, get some closeups
on Maya's face
1165
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:17,300
and don't forget the blood,
okay?
1166
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:20,913
♪♪
1167
00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:22,828
What?
1168
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:24,307
♪♪
1169
00:41:24,351 --> 00:41:25,831
What the hell
is going on out here
1170
00:41:25,874 --> 00:41:27,223
with all the noise?
1171
00:41:27,267 --> 00:41:28,921
I'm trying to get him down.
1172
00:41:28,964 --> 00:41:30,836
With all this scream--Roger: Ohh! Oh, my God!
1173
00:41:30,879 --> 00:41:32,925
Oh, God.
I'm going in there.
1174
00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:34,579
Rachel: [ Crying ] Please,
I need an ambulance!Chet: Security!
1175
00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:35,841
Security!We've had an accident!
1176
00:41:35,884 --> 00:41:38,321
I am so scared!
1177
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:42,543
[ Chet Jr. crying ]
1178
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,110
♪♪
1179
00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:45,459
It's okay.
1180
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,113
♪♪
1181
00:41:52,945 --> 00:42:00,039
♪♪
1182
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:07,133
♪♪
1183
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:14,227
♪♪
81684
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