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I'm pregnant.

It always should have
been this way.

Are you absolutely sure
he's the father?

Because you're a lot more
pregnant than you think.

August is, like,
the perfect sperm donor.

I'll be the dad.

This is our child.

Either drive this boat
or get the hell off it.

We can reduce you
to consulting producer.

You and Maya -- There's, like,
a bunch of rumors out there.

Maya was too drunk
to consent.

You need to expose him
for who he really is.

I want Roger and Maya locked in
a room together by episode four.

I'm not gay.

I suck you.
You bring me coke.

Nobody deep throats like that
their first time, chorus boy.

This is a live show.
What is he doing?!

He can't do that.

What if Alexi was
strung out on coke?

Relapses right before
his big premiere.

Tomorrow, nobody's
gonna be talking about
"Passport to Dance."

They're gonna be
talking about this.

I'm gonna get a ring on it
by the end of this season.

Let's put some money on it.
You lock down

one of these all-stars, I'll
give you my producer bonus.

I'm not sure I'm ready
for all of this.

Quinn's pregnant
with your baby.

Dr. Jackson: It's called
a geriatric pregnancy.

Risks include premature birth,
low birth weight,

loss from miscarriage
or stillbirth.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat
the situation.

Oh, I'm getting that.

We'll know more once we run
the Level 2 anatomy scan,

but at your age
and with your history,

chances of a live birth
are around 5%.

That's comforting.

Quinn,
tell me something.

Are you getting
the support you need?

Chet has been amazing.

In my experience,
it's really helpful

to have a circle
of girlfriends to --

To what?

Cry with?

Scarf down bowls
of Cherry Garcia

while we vajazzle
our hoohahs?

Please.

I was going to say
"lean on,"

but your ideas are
certainly interesting.

Yeah, well, leaning
is not my specialty.

Women have been helping each
other through pregnancy

for centuries, Quinn.

Don't be too proud
to ask for help.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Bird chirping ]

What the hell happened
with August?

He just asked me
to be his new producer.

-What did he say, exactly?
-He was all...

[ Australian accent ]
"New season, new game, mate."

[ Normal voice ] Come on,
that's not the whole story.

I screwed up in this, like,
huge, insanely, stupid way.

Well, now I really want to know
what happened.

Dude, just let me have it.
I know you want to.

I have no second act.
I have no idea what I'm doing.

It was another epic fail.

Guy's a douche.

Listening to that accent for a
week, I'd put a gun in my mouth.

Come on. The whole ring thing
was, like, so stupid.

It's over. It's done.
I am done with it.

Give me a break.
You're gonna fold this easy?

It's just getting
interesting.

Guys, Fiona's here.

And Quinn is not.[ Door closes ]

This is horseshit.
I didn't catch an early flight

just to be kept waiting by
someone who works for me.

She just texted me, and she's
stuck in really bad --

Yeah, we're starting
without her.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Um, okay, so we are
gonna be taking

Alexi's "Passport"
premiere lemons

and spinning it into lemonade
with a story --

Hold up.

You're the genius
who brought us episode one

of this turd
of a dance show.

Someone else, please.

Rachel: You know,
the "OH, NO! WEEKLY" piece

dropped about
40 minutes ago,

and it is already burning up
the Internet.

Everyone's onto the threesome
and the coke on "Everlasting."

Yeah. I mean, it's completely
pushed the "Passport" fiasco

out of the news cycle.
It's a win-win.

I was promised a four-quadrant
family show

that parents could watch
with their kids,

and you give me a coked-out host
having his dick stroked

while tossing
another girl's salad.

Exactly how is that
four-quadrant win-win?

Well, it -- Well, because
it's a redemption story.

Yeah. The horrors of addiction
versus the power of hope.

Right, and spoiler alert.
Hope wins.

And, like, when Alexi comes
triumphantly

twirling his way onstage
in the second episode

of "Passport to Dance,"

there's not gonna be
a dry eye in the country.

How is the audience gonna buy

that he is a drug addict
one week

and squeaky clean and cured
the next?

-So you shut down.
-What? No.

You push episode two
of "Passport" for a week.

Let us tell the story
on "Everlasting."

We watch Alexi bottom out
and then crawl out of the depths

to earn his victory.

Yeah, and then we've been
on the journey with him.

That's Humanitas territory.

[ Door closes ]

[ Scoffs ] Did you actually
just look at your watch

because I was stuck
in traffic?

Nice to see you, Quinn.

Can we talk
about perfect timing?

The "OH NO! WEEKLY" piece
is beyond brilliant.

Yeah, we covered that already.
And a lot more,

so unless you have
something else?

Well, then I guess Rachel
sold you on my plan.

Why go past
the sale, right?

[ Door opens, closes ]

How'd everything go
this morning?

We're still in the middle
of it, Chet.

-Oh, the meeting?
-Mm.

Yeah. I'm giving you one more
episode of "Passport."

One.

No problem.

See you at
the syndication party.

Come on, Chet.

Walk me to my car?

♪♪

So, do you want to tell me

what's going on
with our girl, Quinn?

Wait, what do you mean?

Cut the crap.
Something's going on.

Her head
is not in the game.

Now, this is your chance
to fill me in.

What gives?

Other than the monster ratings
Quinn's been getting, I --

That's only because you
keep pulling a rabbit

out of the hat
at the last second.

You think you can do that
forever?

Quinn's been doing it
for 15 seasons.

That's the show.

You know how many black female
network presidents there are?

About as many as the times
Quinn's been late for a meeting.

She helped me get this job.

And now I need her
to help me keep it.

♪♪

5%, Chet.

Odds of a live birth, 5%.

And yet, those are
still better odds

than fat head
Luke Howard had

when he went in and pitched
"Timeshare Swingers."

And now he's got shows in
Sweden, Poland, Portugal.

And then she wants me

to cut back on my work hours,
all right?

This is not a bakery.

I can't make less
of a show,

so how am I supposed to
do all of this?

Don't women do this
all the time?

[ Scoffs ]

You know what, let --
take a look at this.

These are some of the places
I'm thinking about.

How about the Post Ranch?

You know what?
My favorite.

The Bel Air. It's a little
creaky, but I like those swans.

-[ Laughs ]
-I love swans.

Seriously?

[ Door slams ]

You're doing this now?

[ Sighs ]

You know what, can you give us
a minute, actually?

Yeah. Uh, sure.

I mean, what is
happening with you?

That meeting
was do-or-die.

Tommy and I were tap dancing and
pulling shit out of our asses,

and you're what?
You're trying on veils?

Well, if you must know, uh,
I was splayed out in stirrups,

listening to my gynecologist
harangue me

about what a friggin' miracle
it is

that anything could actually
grow in my cryptkeeper womb.

Oh.

Yeah. You know, a lot of stuff
going on.

And apparently, I have nobody
to help me deal with it.

So, I was thinking maybe
place an ad on Craigslist

because, you know, God knows
you could give a shit.

But the truth is that the baby,
struggling to survive

in my desiccated uterus --
it's not even Chet's.

It's August's.

I am carrying
your boyfriend's baby.

And even though we have
decided not to tell him,

I did think
that you should know.

♪♪

We actually broke up.

Wait, what?
When did that happen?

I don't want to talk about it.
It's over, but look,

there's just --
there's no issue, okay?

I'm ready to just
totally go for it

and help you save your show.

-Wait, wait, hang on a second.
-You know what? It's fine.

It's totally fine.
I have a job to do,

and you can just --
you know,

you can just deal with your
personal shit on your own.

♪♪

[ Door opens, shuts ]

[ Accordion music playing ]

[ Knock on door ]

Hey.
Great news, superstar.

We got another episode
of "Passport to Dance."

[ Accordion plays ]

Ta-da!

Wow.

Vatrushki!
Where did you get it?

A Russian bakery in Sausalito.
It's super authentic.

Peace offering.

Thank you so much.

Any business,
you talk to Sofachka.

That's me.

Sofia's
a kindergarten teacher.

Yeah, and I have some concerns
about episode two.

Like, no more
lame-ass folk dancing.

Alexi is the talent.

He will be doing
all the dancing.

It's a competition show.

Yeah, I don't think it is
anymore, actually.

Food for thought.

but right now, we gotta get you
to hair and makeup.

[ Sighs ]

Mwah!

Enjoy.

[ Door closes ]

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

Oh, nice work, especially
not strangling Sofia.

I want Alexi sweaty,
coked out,

throwing punches,
and pissing himself.

Give it five minutes,
maybe less.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hi. I'm -- I'm trying
to get some air

and avoid Noelle and that
very prude posse of hers.

They are still
really pissed at me.

[ Cellphone buzzes ]

Hi.

No, Mommy's still
so proud of you, okay?

What happens
when someone gets sick?

The understudy is just
as important as the lead.

I love you, Tiger.
Okay, bye.

[ Sighs ]

[ Phone beeps ]

Okay, umm,
that's my kid.

I know it's against the rules
and everything, but I need --

How do you do it?

Dade County
Stripper of the Year

and this amazing mom.

How do you juggle the whole
career-woman thing?

I'm curious.

Well, it's really
not that easy.

You always feel like
you're falling somehow,

but the important thing is,

you have to make time
for your kid every single day

even if you can't see him.

Just take time to think
about him or visualize him.

Well, I guess I should --
-Uh-uh-uh, nice try.

Okay, fine.
Less brain cancer for me.

-Good attitude.
-Thank you.

You know, I'm --
I'm really not a monster.

Maybe we could bend the rules
just this one time.

You do me a favor

and keep an eye
on your roommate.

August?

You keep an eye on him.

You see anything unusual,
and you report back to me.

Deal?

Deal.

Tommy: And now
the recovering addict

crosses to check
the thermostat again,

wondering how it could possibly
be 68 when really it's --

It is 94 and climbing.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, look at him.

He's sweating like
our Broadcast Standards guy.

Fiona wanted
authenticity.

Oh, bonus points
for semi-nudity.

Come on, Alexi.
Go ream out a producer

about the broken A/C,
you dumbass.

[ Speaking Russian]

-Yes, there you go!
-You got this!

-You're on it, go.
-Me, seriously? He hates me.

-Yeah, exactly, go.
-Come on!

Go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, Alexi's on the move.

Can we get a camera
on him now?

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

[ Speaking Russian ]

Hey, man.
What the hell is happening?

You go fix my A/C.
It's like sauna in there.

Whoa. Alexi,
are you using again?

What? What I'm saying?
I don't do drugs. I'm clean.

Ahh, and we have denial.

Check, boom.

Dude, I'm clean.

It's hard to help you if
you're willing to help yourself.

Man: I got it.

[ Vomits ]

Oh!

-[ Laughs ]
-Whoa, have some dignity.

-That was right on cue.
-Ipecac.

Worked on my seventh-grade
French teacher.

Works today.
-Look, the hard work's done.

All you gotta do
is reel him in.

Yes. Watch me!

Did you just poison me?

You're starting to sound
paranoid.

Shut the damn thing off!

-Hey, Alexi!
-Huh?

I think it's about time
you and I had a little chat.

Follow me.

Hey, Tommy, have you got
a minute, mate?

There's a bit of a situation
with the boys.

Yep, sure.

I mean, last week was that
foolish "Passport to Dance,"

and now it's what,
the drug addict follies?

At least make a pretense of
showcasing some other blokes.

Yeah. Listen, I haven't even
seen a camera

since Candi
sucker-punched me.

There must be something
you can do, yeah?

Hey, I'm with you, 100%.
I'm sick of the guy.

I'm on this.

Quinn: I like it.

You put this out to all my fans
without telling me?

It's a fall and redemption
story.

What for?
I did not fall!

I worked my ass off
to get clean.

I go to freakin' meetings.
You know that.

Nobody gives a shit,
all right?

Your story needed
a new narrative.

What about threesome?
That was the story.

Alexi Bertoff makes love
like engine piston.

Yeah, it was lovely.

But Fiona is giving us
one more episode.

And that might be F.U. money
in East Putingrad,

but here in America,
it's squat.

No way.
I'm not doing this.

Why are you getting your dance
belt all in a twist?

It's going to have
a happy ending.

Look, I'm done.

I only came back
to make amends to Jay.

Is a part of 12 steps.

As if you didn't have a giant
hard-on for the camera.

Find yourself
new show monkey.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

He's just a miserable
little shit.

I mean, he prances
around onstage

in front of what,
2,000 people?

Gets one episode
of "Everlasting,"

and he has more eyeballs on him
than he's had in his lifetime.

Does he even grasp
the concept of celebrity?I don't know.

Maybe he thinks there's more
important things in life.

Can you be serious here
for a second?

Dude, this never should
have happened.

Any other day, you would have
closed this deal.

You would have invented
high-level contacts

in the State Department,

threatening him
with deportation.

There's no way you would have
ever let him win,

so, I mean, if this is what
being pregnant

is gonna do to you, to us,
to the show?

I don't know, okay?

All I know is that
I am hungry all day long,

and now I am craving jerky?

I mean,
that is grip food.

So, what are we gonna do?

We need Alexi
on "Passport."

You just convince Alexi

to give us a big exit
from "Everlasting."

You do that,
I'll take care of the rest.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

This is serious.

This is gonna kick ass.

No kidding.

Hey.
We have a little wrinkle.

Don't shoot the messenger.

[ Scoffs ]

Ballet boy's
refusing to play ball,

so Alexi's gotta lose.

-[ Scoffs ]
-Hey, hey, hey,

at least I'm giving you
the heads up, okay?

I'm letting you
in the inner sanctum.

Well, the other guys
hate Alexi.

I guess I could persuade them
to make his ride

a little more uncomfortable
than he might like.

Yeah, yeah, at long
as nobody gets hurt.

Listen, everyone's
wearing helmets.

And with the governor, the karts
are safe enough for kids.

Wait, the governor?
What's the governor

have to do with anything?
-[ Laughs ]

The governor's a regulator.

It controls the supply
of steam, fuel, water.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's --

that's what I thought
you were gonna say.

Each kart has a little lever
that attaches to the shaft

and throttle return-spring to
keep the speed from going crazy.

[ Fake snores ]
So sorry.

I know you were saying something
fascinating. What was it?

Oh, my God.

Wow, I just got
this harrowing glimpse

into your dating life.

And I'm the one
with no second act?

♪♪

Quinn: Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Someone's hungry.

This is what
they call al dente?

And action!

Welcome to "Laps 'n' Lips."

A go-kart race with some pretty
attractive obstacles to miss

and some very sexy ladies
to kiss.

That's right, drivers.

If you can avoid the hazards
on the road,

each one of you will be rewarded

with kisses from "Everlasting's"
very own pit stop.

Thank you.

I will, of course,
take the...sex-press lane.

Ugh, that's disgusting.
-But remember,

whoever finishes last will be
going home tonight.

Thanks for keeping
my seat warm, buddy.

-Oh, yeah, right.
-Gentlemen, are you ready?

Start your engines!

[ Engines revving ]
3, 2, 1!

Race!

[ Tires screech ]

[ Women cheering ]

[ Crash ]

He never did play well
with others.

[ Tires screeching ]

Why is Alexi, our loser,
driving like a winner?

I wouldn't worry about it.
Just wait.

[ Tires screech ]

What the hell, man?!

[ Tires screeching ]

Whoa! Hey!

Oh! They hate Alexi.
I love it.

Hey!

Whoo!

Are you kidding me?!

[ Engine revs ]

Why is he going so fast?

It's like he's driving
a freakin' turbo car!

Stop, stop!

Oh, God!

[ Alexi screams ]

Don't move him!

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

Get a medic! Quinn!

[ Screams ]

Great job, genius!
Get me legal on the phone!

What did you do?

I think
I just saved your show.

Woman: Hurry up! Hurry up!

[ Alexi screams ]

Let me know
if there are any updates.

No one's gonna
pick me tonight.

That skanky stripper
is gonna last longer

on "Everlasting All-Stars"
than I am.

You mean, poor Alexi,
will he ever walk again?

Yeah, obviously.
That goes without saying.

What? [ Scoffs ]

Exactly right.

Compound fractures,
multiple lacerations,

a shredded ACL
and meniscus?

That's his life,Rachel.
He's a dancer.

He wasa dancer.

Now he's a TV host,
so you're welcome.

Who are you?

[ Laughs ] I'm your awesome,
ballsy friend

who needs you to focus.

Get your head
back in the game.

Your girl Sofia
is on the chopping block.

But I think I have an idea about
how we can keep her alive.

We need Jack
to ditch Skye instead.

Hi. You're not trying to win
a mixologist contest here.

All right?
The guests are freaked out.

They need drinks now, so you
need to make them faster.

See, this is why
I was thinking

maybe you should cut back
on work a little bit.

It's not good
for the baby.

You know, they say
they can actually hear

everything
from the inside.

That means that Destiny could
be listening to Mozart

or some shit,
but instead,

she's listening to some Russian
guy yelling, "My leg!"

Destiny?

It's a placeholder.

You know, of course not.
-Come here.

Listen, can I just tell you
about this thing Candi told me?

Sofia, come on.
It'll work.

I don't know.

America
will know I'm lying.

Yeah, exactly. They'll see
you're a two-faced villain,

and they will love you
for it.

And Jack
will have no idea.

Trust me.
We do this shit all the time.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Quinn: Enough, Chet,
with this new-age crap.

I am not going to visualize
that I am not at work

because guess what --
I amat work.

I realize that.
You know why?

'Cause I'm not an idiot.

I am not just a vessel.
I am a working professional,

and you need to be a colleague,
not just a baby daddy.

So do me a favor.

Get the hell out of here
and let me do my job.

Uh, club soda with lime.

Do you mind if I take over
for a bit?

August:
It's a shame, right?

I never did get to make you
that mai tai.

♪♪

Cheers.

♪♪

♪♪

I prefer a bit more rum.

Sofia: Shut up, Skye.
You know what you did.

-What are you talking about?
-Don't act stupid.

You know what?
You're crazy.

-I'm crazy?
-Yeah, you're crazy.

Well, you want to
know what you are?

You're a basic bitch
and a slut!

[ Gasps ]

I came back to the room
last night

knowing that poor Alexi
was upset

and struggling with addiction,
and what do I find?

This one humping him
like the whore she is.

What are you talking about?
That's a lie.

It was a threesome
that you started.

Oh, hello.
That is disgusting.

The only threesome I saw was
Alexi, you, and your fat ass!

Why are you doing this?
The whole thing was your idea.

I would never engage
in something so deviant.

I'm a kindergarten teacher.

You begged me to help you
to help Alexi.

[ Scoffs ]
I didn't just do this for fun.

No, it was cold,
and it was calculated,

and it hurt a lot of people.

I was trying to help Alexi,
I swear.

-I'm so over this.
-Wait!

There's cameras everywhere.
You have proof.

It's probably aired by now.
Tell him!

Tell Jack!
It was a threesome!

Ohh! Just tell him, Jay!

You're such a liar!
You're such a bitch!

[ Both screaming ]

Beautiful work.

Must be
why I feel so proud.

You knew?

All this time,
I was gushing on about Skye.

It was -- it was so hard for me
not to say anything.

I just have the world's
worst radar for nice women.

[ Laughs ]

Well, maybe you just don't know
where to look.

You've always seen
something in me

that I haven't even
seen in myself.

It's there.

Hey.

Maybe we should
head back out there...

before I do something
I might regret.

I understand.
It's a tragedy.

What's going on?
Is there a problem?

He's from
the insurance agency.

Received
an emergency call

to do an investigation
of the accident scene.

What?Apparently, there
is suspicion of foul play.

Want to take me
out to the track?

Yeah, this way.

Hey, listen.
So the contestants are changing,

but still no word
from Tommy.

Who do you think even called
the inspectors?

You think maybe it was like
somebody from the arena?

Look, whatever happens,
I'm taking the heat here.

This is not on you.

Mm, I appreciate that.

Are you even
listening to me?

August knows
about the baby.

Unbelievable.
Why would you tell him?

How could you
betray me like that?

I did tell him, okay?

But it was
before you told me.

I figured
the whole thing out.

It was stupid,
and I regretted it instantly,

but he didn't even
believe me.

I just kind of thought
the whole thing would blow over.

So, that's why you've been
busting your ass to save mine.

You thought you could atone
by saving my show?

Kinda.

[ Sighs ]

[ Clears throat ]

Look.

What I need from you
right now...

is to be on my side
about the baby.

I am in unchartered territory
for me, but I am doing it.

I need your support
even if you don't agree.

I'm not asking you
to throw me a shower.

I'm just asking you
to be on board.

Okay.

Okay? That's -- That's it?

Yeah, okay. If you need me
on board, I'm on board.

My first bit
of on-board advice

is to wake up
and remember who you are.

Don't spend another second
worrying about August.

You're a beast.
The guy's nothing.

Just go out there
and squash him like a bug.

[ Door opens ]

[ Door closes ]

Hey. I got this.

Hi. Umm, I'm not sure
if this helps,

but I pulled
the psych evals,

and there's this
one guy in here, August --

You can relax.

I didn't find
any evidence of tampering.

But I did find this.

-What is this?
-Cocaine.

I found it on the floor
of the kart that crashed,

even a little residue
on the driver's glove.

So I gotta put down
driver error,

and you might want to get
your boy some help.

Is he using again?

Damn it!

Thank you so much
for your help today.

Dude, you son of a bitch.

[ Sighs ]

It was you.

What was me?

You repaired the kart
that I tampered with.

You planted the coke.

And the only way
that you knew to do that

before the inspector
showed up

is if you're the one
who called him.

Gee,
that sounds dangerous.

Dude, you literally just put me
through three hours of hell.

Well, now you know
what it feels like.

I don't even know
what you're talking about.

You played me today.

You used my expertise
to rig my game.

Risking all of our professional
lives without even telling me.

I'm sick
of being boxed out and produced

like some dumb-ass
contestant.

Dude, we put some guy
in the hospital.

I'm not gonna get you
mixed up in that.

I'm sorry. I was just, like,
trying to protect you.

I don't want your protection.
I want in.

I see what you do here,
and it's effed up

and way not by the book and
crazy high risk, but I want it.

And I'm not gonna
ask again.

♪♪

Phew.

So, what's up?

Ever since
the cocktail party,

you haven't spoken
two words to me.

Did those mean girls
turn you against me, too?

No, no, sorry.
It's --

[ Sighs ]

It's this place.

The assholes who run it
think they own us,

but...they don't.

I know.
Damn straight, right?

Ugh.

Just...don't trust
them, Candi, okay?

Don't believe
a word that they say.

[ Knock on door ]

Housekeeping.

Why don't you head down
for last looks, Candi?

I'll see you down there.

Hmm.

[ Door closes ]

So, Encyclopedia Brown,

looks like you
solved your case.

You weren't
even gonna tell me.

I am telling you right now.
I am going to be a mom.

And the fact that
one of your jizz shots

ended up in my vagina

instead of on some
"Everlasting" bimbo's face

or in one of your
moisture-wicking hiking socks

means shit to me.

This is Chet's baby
and always will be.

You really think
that it's that simple?

I do.

And if you're having trouble
grasping the concept,

I have an army of lawyers who
will make it clear for you.

You can't do this, Quinn.

Watch me.

♪♪

♪♪

Here we go again.

Hm.

Isn't it obvious?

Feminist Roger
picks poor, fallen Skye.

Look, am I ever
gonna get to cut loose?

Why bring
the British party boy back

if you're gonna clip
his wings?

That's a good point.

I mean, your defense of Candi,
that was solid gold.

But if you pick
another victim, you know,

people might start to question
your sincerity.

Yeah. If I were you,
I'd steer clear of Skye.

All right, places, please.

[ Door opens ]

Oh, hey.
I went to crafty.

Got you a little
something-something.

[ Laughing ]

So just like that,
we're forgetting about Alexi

and laughing already?

Dude, how long you been working
on this show?

All of a sudden, you just grew
a halo and a pair of wings?

[ Laughs ] Guy's lucky
he still has a job.

You guys are perfect
for each other.

Welcome back,
Everlasting: All-Stars,

to the Elimination Ceremony

where we get to set the stage
for more cooing and coupling.

But, of course, all good things
must come to an end.

And for one lovely lass,
that end happens tonight.

Yeah, but when does it happen
for you?!

Rodrigo, if you could get us
stated, por favor?

Noelle, I think we've been like
two ships passing in the night,

but now it's time to sail
together.

I still don't understand
anything he says.

Will you spend the night
with me?

Am I allowed to say no?

Good question.
What happens, Matrix?

Just watch and learn.

Graham:
Um, let me check.

Ugh. Of course, it just means
more screen time for Graham,

so kind of a wash.
-Yes, Noelle, you can say no.

Keep in mind that "no"
carries with it a risk.

If no one else chooses you,

you'll be heading home tonight.

Is that a risk
you're willing to take?

♪♪

No, uhh, yeah.
Rodrigo, then.

Thanks.
[ Clears throat ]

[ Clears throat ]

Next up is August.

Yeah, I'll -- I'll stick
with the lovely Candi.

Thanks, mate.
-Let's do this.

Next up, Jack.

Sofia.

Yes.
[ Giggles ]

Smile, Jay.

Oh, Roger's up,

and America watches raped --
I mean, rapt.

Graham:
It's a tough choice, my friend.

But I saw "Dunkirk"

and you people are not
afraid of tough choices.

So, is it sexy,
controversial Skye

or the unassuming,
if mysterious, Maya?

Skye...

what you did was appalling.

You betrayed the sisterhood,
and that's unforgivable.

So, Maya, will you spend
the night with me?

♪♪

Come on.

Okay.

-Yes!
-Oh!

Wow, you did it!

I said episode four.
I mean, what did I say?

-Episode four.
-Episode four.

It's episode four.
-Like clockwork.

Let's do this, right?

Unh.

All right, let's go.

Rachel. Rachel.

Huh?

I mean, call it buyer's remorse,
I don't know.

Maya was a bloody mess
out there.

Did I make
the wrong choice?

Are you kidding me?

Seriously,
she totally likes you.

She wouldn't have come back
to the show if she didn't.

She would have gone
straight to the cops.

There's a reason she took off
her dress in the first place.

You got it, own it.

Woman:
You need help with that?

Rachel!

Hmm?

Rachel,
I need to talk to you.

-Sorry, Rachel.
-It's Roger.

I'm gonna need you right now.
It's important.

[ Sighs ]

I'm so sorry.
I'll be right back.

There is something
seriously sick

and twisted
and wrong with you.

That's so sweet.

You wanted in.
Welcome to the party.

I don't understand.
It was go-karts for kids, right?

How could they be
so unsafe?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, somebody
should really sue the arena.

Right -- I mean --

[ Groans ]

Okay, I'm gonna
call the nurse.

No, no!

They will
just give me pills.

Yeah, for the pain,
which is a good thing.

I know. I cannot get hooked
again, especially now.

I got a show to host.

♪♪

Alexi.
I'm so sorry.

Come on, Jay.

It's funny, right?
[ Chuckles ]

All my life, all I ever
wanted to do is dance.

It's the only
one world I know.

And now, pfft.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

What do I do now, Jay?

♪♪

♪ But you don't feel anything

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I don't feel anything

The loo's free.

Maya, I am so sorry

for what happened.

I know I got carried away.

Obviously, you'd had

a bit too much to drink
that night, so...

mixed signals all 'round.

I suppose I should
have called.

I wanted to.

I think
you're an amazing girl.

I always have.

In fact, you're kind of
the reason I came back.

I was hoping we might pick up
where we left off.

[ Laughs ]

He is unbelievable.

Oh, man.

Come lie with me, please.

I won't touch you.

I promise I won't bite.

Tommy:
Wait, that's it?

You're just gonna leave me
with blue balls?

Where are the fireworks?

They're coming.
They're just not coming tonight.

Tonight, she's just gonna lay
there shaking.

And then tomorrow morning,
when she wakes up,

she's gonna hate herself
even more because of it.

[ Crunching ]

It's gonna make the blow-out
that much sweeter.

[ Crunching ]

Look at that.

Night-night, Tommy.

Night, Goldberg.

Hey.
[ Clears throat ]

I -- I have a little tidbit
about your boy.

I'm all ears.

First of all, "Stripper Queens."
It's, like, legit?

Like,
it's actually happening?

Of course!

Why else would we
have you here?

Okay, I would like something
in writing, please.

Well, I'll have business affairs
draw up the contracts.

Okay. So August.

Your lady came to see him
in his room.

I don't know what it's about
because she gave me the boot,

but afterwards he was
like seething, like
really pissed off,

like I've never seen him
like that before.

-Wh--
-That's all.

Let me know when
those contracts are ready.

[ Crickets chirping ]

Hey.

Why aren't you with Sofia?

Because I can't stop thinking
about you.

Really?

I know I'm supposed to be
on the show

and fall in love
with an all-star.

But I think the person I'm
falling for is right here.

Can anyone see us here?

Don't worry.
No one's watching.

[ Sighs ]

You gotta tell me
what's going on.

I mean, with hammock boy.

Now, does he know?

Yep.

How the hell did he find out?

Look, it doesn't matter,
all right?

The important thing is,
I handled it.

Atta girl.

[ Sighs ]

But here is the thing
that you have to remember.

I am a part of this, too.

I know that.

I'm not stoned
anymore, Quinn.

And believe me, there are days
when that has its drawbacks.

But on the pro column,
I am here.

So I would appreciate it
if you would stop treating me

like some dimwit pack mule.

I'll let you
get back to work.

Hey!

Who's the gift for?

Oh. Uhh -- this is a --
it's a foot massage thing.

You put it under your desk,
and it massages your feet.

And since you refuse
to get off of them --

[ Laughs ]
Okay, listen, listen.

You are a part
of this, Chet.

All right?
Come on, sit down.

Sit down.

Sit with me.

I-I want to think
about the baby.

Really?

Yeah. I want to do the whole
visualization crap.

Really is
kind of interesting.

[ Laughs ] Okay.

Okay, close your eyes.

Close my eyes, okay.

And...take a deep breath.

[ Both inhale, exhale ]

Just let
your mind wander

and tell me what you're
thinking.

I'm thinking,

is it gonna be deformed

because of my ancient,
geriatric womb?

And what is that hideous crib
in the middle of my media room?

And why can't the nanny
pick the crib up,

and I can't work,
and I can't sleep!

That's funny.
No, it's funny.

Just say
you don't want to do this.

[ Laughs ] Okay.
Chet, listen.

I can see it.

I see you and me
and the baby.

I see it.

[ Both moaning, panting ]

That was so nice.

Just what
the doctor ordered.

[ Laughs ]

A little
pediatrician humor.

[ Laughs] Funny.

You should probaby
get back to Sofi.

[ Clears throat ]

August?
What are you doing here?

Uhh, I couldn't sleep.

Mm-hmm.

I made a huge mistake.

You were right, what you
told me about Quinn.

Look, it was just
none of my business.

No, you were the only one who
cared enough to tell me.

I messed up, Rachel,
and...

I am so sorry.

It's okay.

No, it's...

It's not.

Look, I --

[ Chuckles ]

Look, I just --

I want to go back
to where we were.

Come on, it's late.

Can't we just go for a drive
somewhere, and we can talk?

No.
I just -- I can't.

-Rachel.
-What?

We have something special.

You know we have.

♪♪

♪ Save my soul

♪ I feel it in my bones Get in the car.

♪ In my veins,
my blood is running cold ♪

♪ Who will save my soul?