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"Passport to Dance."
Alexi's gonna host it.

It's our very own
"Everlasting" date.

We have a deal.

I suck you.
You bring me coke.

This is disgusting.

[ Snorts ]

Candi Coco
is a single mom stripper.

She's not
who she says she is.

Take your hands off me.

You're nothing
but cheap American white trash.

You and Maya, there's like
a bunch of rumors out there.

Maya was too drunk
to consent.

You need to
get in front of this right now.

Candi, the way Rodrigo
spoke to you was inexcusable.

I just can't stand idly by

and allow Candi or any woman
to be victimized

while everyone else just looks
the other way.

I'm pregnant.
It always
should have been this way.

Some women are not meant to be
mothers, and you're one of them.

This is about my family,
and that's not you.

That's why you didn't want Alexi
to come back.

Thank God you saved Jack.
To hell with being a producer.

You're the suitress.

Is puzzle boy
part of your bang-a-thon?

Are you absolutely sure
he's the father?

Because you're a lot more
pregnant than you think.

Eyelash Girl: The key is
to apply the lashes

on your actual lashes
and not on your eyelid.

So, first thing's first,

I'm going to take the lashes
out of the packaging...

Damn it.

...along the lash band.
See? It's easy.

I'm going to apply the glue

just directly
to the lash band...

Now that your lashes are on, o
out there and have a great da.

♪♪

♪♪

Oh, Rachel! Rachel!
You have to help me.

I have to find a way
to make things up to Candi.

Listen, you're with Noelle.
It's fine. Trust me. It's okay.

Man: Hey, Rodrigo,
how you doin'?I promise you. I promise.

Well, look ayou.

♪♪

Picking up
where we left off?

What? You have a problem
with that?

I want you.

But listen.
Yeah.

I don't want you
to get in trouble.

No. We're not. We're not.
It's fine. I promise you.

You sure?Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have to do
this, okay? We're doing it.

Okay.Hey, look, I figured out

a way to make today's challenge
all about your hammocks.

Really?
Yeah.

That's amazing.
Thank yo

I mean, that's
what girlfriends do, right?

Rachel...

You know what I mean.

Okay, I'll see you later.Okay.

♪♪

So, August again?

Now we know where
all those hammocks came from.

Ordered straight from
the Woke White Dude Superstore.

I wouldn't mind having
a piece of that stock.

And all it took was
a couple of chatty sleepovers.

Yeah, well, you know,
we ran out of things to say.

I'm pretty sure
getting guys to sleep with you

has never been a problem.Thanks.

Question is,
do you have a second act?

Can you get them to stick?

This is next level, Goldberg.
Train wreck time.

Dude, I'm already
mentally spending your bonus.

You know what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking leather.

It's gonna go great
with the diamond.

Not happening.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my God.

Seriously? Wow, four hours
after you screwed,

from a guy
with no cellphone.

Hey, nerds.
Flowers are mine.

Oh, "Break a leg
on 'Passport to Dance.'

Love, Fiona
and the rest of us at VCN."

What can I say, little people?
Early buzz is just crazy!

That's right,
tonight's premiere is huge!

"Passport to Dance" is critics'
number-one must-watch new show,

thanks to Jay's
sexy-as-shit ad campaign.

Check this out.

Hmm.
You hear that?

That's the sound
of America's panties dropping!

Okay, Alexi's star meter
is through the roof,

which means gonzo ratings.

So, I would like the entire
episode of "Everlasting"

to be a cross-promotion
with the "Passport" premiere.

Challenge, date, everything.

No. Mnh-mnh.

We already have the hammock toss
prepped and ready to go.

So, change it.

We're going to have 10 million
"Passport" viewers

sitting on their asses
eating chicken nuggets

with six dipping sauces.

So, it would be a shame
to let that go to waste.

Works for me.

Right? And besides,
it has to be a dance challenge,

alright, because this is time
for the big Candi reveal.

Everybody knows that
she's not who she says she is.

The question is,
who is she?

Another episode
all about Candi?

I mean, seriously, Quinn,

why do you think
all the women hate her?

So, let them hate her more.

Oh, great. More hate.

Hey, we have to ahead
of the media on this one.

The reveal has to be ours
and it has to be noisy.

Not a problem.
I got some ideas.

Look at you!
Mr. Gold Star!

Can we all just try to be
a little bit more like Tommy?

No.

Alright, make your noise,
Game Boy.

What are you doing? I thought
we were on the same team.

Something happened
between you guys

and I'm not getting
in the middle of it.

Nothing happened.Quinn's a force of nature.

And she signs my paychecks.

Quinn: Rachel!And she also signs yours.

♪♪

Look, I understand
we have a difference of opinion

regarding
my personal choices.

We do. But we also
have a show to produce.

So, I'm going to put my feeling
aside and help you with Candi.

Just keep our personal and
professional lives separate --

you can do your thing,
I can do my thing. No judgement.

Does that mean I can't say
anything about those lashes?

Yep.
And I can't say anything

about your picture-perfect
family, 'kay?

♪♪

So, do you have sisters

or were you just born
with a raised consciousness?

Which idea
do you like more?

[ Women giggle ]

Sofia: I wish Alexi
had made that speech.

Come on,
it's just common sense, ladies.

Rachel, this is sickening.
I can't take it anymore.

I've got to tell the truth
about who Roger really is.

Just take a breath
for one second.

You just need to
build yourself up.

We want all of America
behind you

when we take that monster
down.

You know,
the best way to do that,

I'm telling you,
is August.

August?
Yes.

He was gone
most of the night

and he was probably
with somebody else.

Oh, my God, what are you talking
about? No way. He's a good guy.

I think he gets
that you're feeling, like,

a little bit fragile and he just
wanted to give you some space.

Really?
Yes! Yes!

Oh, my God, he's not
one of those asshole guys

who just, like,
wants to jump in bed with you

and completely
forgets your name later.

You know
who I'm talking about.

[ Chuckles ]
Yes, I do.

He's all yours.

♪♪

[ Door opens ]

Chet: Well, I have outdone
even myself.

Prenatal vitamins
that match your blood type.

What, vampire? Mm.

Hey, in there, whoever you are,
whatever you are.

We love you.
We already love you.

Okay, okay. That's enough.
Stop, stop, stop, Chet, alright?

[ Clears throat ]

Uh, we aren't
having this baby.

Why? What happened?
Are you bleeding?

No, okay. It's just, uh, I need
you to look at this picture.

That is not
a five week old fetus.

Okay.

The doctor said that I probably
got pregnant

before
you and I got back together.

Back
when I was with August.

The hammock guy.
You were with him.

Yes.

So, I will make
the appointment.

You don't
have to come with me.

It's not my first time
at the rodeo.

♪♪

No, no, no, no. You don't need
to make an appointment.

Who needs my ancient,
autism-causing sperm?

August is like
what the Greeks had in mind

when they created
the Greek gods.

[ Chuckles ]

A-Are you seriously okay
with this?

I'm more than okay.

August is like
the perfect sperm donor.

I'll be the dad.

Well, I hope August feels
the same way after he finds out.

He won't.

What are you talking
about?

This is our child, Quinn.

And August
never needs to know.

♪♪

-This is a nice place.
-Wow, look at this place.

Oh, my God. It looks so real.
-It's so nice.

-Hey. [ Chuckles ]
-I just love

that you hand-picked
non-threatening PTSD girl

to be your boyfriend's
fake girlfriend.

Maya picked him.
I had nothing to do with it.

You know, I hate to admit it,
this actually looks pretty good.

Thanks.

-Hey. Hey, Jay. Hi, guys.
-Hi.

I have some ideas
about the script.Yeah, later, later.

Turn on the charm and
teach these women how to dance.

So, take off your shirt
and get out there.

Right.

Enjoy.

Five, six, seven...

And one, two, step, step...

Hey, uh, listen,
Candi Coco.
Uh-huh?

I know this whole superfan thing
has been hard.

No, it hasn't been
that hard.

But tonight you get to
reveal the real you.

Candi Coco, superstar.
Got it?

Come on. This is my jam.

I mean, do J-Lo's producers bust
her balls right before a show?

I doubt it.

J-Lo doesn't need balls.

She's J-Lo.

[ Scoffs ]

Going in, Tommy.

Fire and brimstone.
Like we planned.

Hey. Hey.
What is going on?

You said noisy.

Noelle's gotta think
this is her night

before we get Candi
to steal the show.

[ Chuckles ] Ohh.
This is gonna be fun.

-Hey.
-Hey, Rachel.

Well, hey, are you okay?

Oh, my God, I thought
you'd be on cloud nine

after spending the night
with Rodrigo.

Mm, well, he spent the entire
time talking about Candi

and how humiliated he is.

You broke Rodrigo.

Listen to me.
I did not break Rodrigo.

Candi did.

Yeah, she is the one
that started this.

You need to get back out there
and show her who's boss.

Didn't you do that,
um, that dance camp, right?

Paul Taylor Dance Camp?

What was it,
the summer of your junior year?

Yeah.
I was a soloist.

Exactly.
This is your night.

You got it.
You're going to crush it.

♪♪

Ugh, finally
a Graham I can look at.

Tonight, on this very stage
of VCN's new show,

"Passport to Dance",

we're gonna explore
the culture and beauty

of the South Pacific.

So we have brought
our "Everlasting" all-stars

to the dance floor
to have a little competition.

Behind this scrim,
seen only in silhouette,

each of our ladies will be
performing a beautiful dance.

The men, of course, will be
voting not knowing who's who.

Because you see this is not a
popularity contest, my friend.

This is about talent.

What friends? Does he even have
any friends? Doubt it.

The loser, of course,
will be going home.

But the winner
of tonight's challenge

will be the guest judge
on "Passport to Dance".

Guest judge?
Nice touch, Matrix.

Cross-promotion,
like you said.

Very smart.
You're listening.

Um, you mind?

I just know what's coming.

Oh, really?
Yep.

Looks like someone's balls
have dropped. Be my guest.

Cue Noelle.

♪♪

♪♪

Oh, that smile's
not gonna last long.

♪♪

Okay, you know what?
Enough with this everybody
thinks they can dance crap.

I've seen it
on five other networks.

Where is my Candi?

Get ready, everybody.
Here we go.

Just wait until you see
what's up that palm tree.

Ah, one more left, boys.

♪♪

-Yeah!
-Ooh-hoo-hoo.

[ Cheers ]

-Whoo!
-Move your body, baby!

[ Cheers ]

I taught her that.

[ Cheers continue ]

Is that Candi?

Hey, you know how much
core strength that takes?

Did he seriously
just say "core strength"?

[ Cheers continue ]

-I love it!
-Bang that pole! Whoo!

Uh, no, no, no. This is
objectification of women, boys.

She's someone's daughter.

Come on.
Alright,
take it down a notch, ballsack.

[ Cheers and whistles ]

Yes! Yes!
My stripper queen!

Cue the pin.

♪♪

[ Cheers and whistles ]

-Are you seeing this?!
-Come on, Candi!

-Whoo!
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!

And the winner is, Coco!Me, for thinking of this!

Good for you.

Oh, please.
I gave you all the ingredients.

Just because you baked the cake
doesn't mean you win a medal.

...Candi Coco will be
the guest judge

on "Passport to Dance"
tonight![ Cheers and applause ]

Rachel, what the heck?
That was supposed to be me!

I know, I am so pissed.

Quinn has kept me
totally in the dark about this.

I had no idea.

This is exactly the kind of crap
that this show creates.

You know something?
She's right.

She's right, this was supposed
to be your night,

and you should go out there,
and you should get it back.

-Alright, alright.
-Go. Get out there.

No, I'm telling you,
this is your night.

Alright, cameras up.
They're going in.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

What the hell, Cand?

Oh, I'm so sorry, chiquitas.
It looks like I won that round.

Clearly,
she's proud of herself.

Yes, why wouldn't I be?

I am the number one pole dancer
in Miami-Dade County,

and I just put myself
in the national conversation.

Hello, America.
My name is Candi Coco.

I am a stripper from Miami.

Hi, Coco!

This whole thing is rigged.

Yeah, what are you even doing on this show, anyway?

Actually,
I think you're awesome,

and I wanna know
where you studied.

Are you kidding?
Shut up, Skye.

Thanks, girl.Skye, we are all in this
for love, not fame.

Noelle:
Ladies, ladies, it's fine.

It's just less competition
for us.

There's no way any guy on the
show will want to date you

now that they know you
take your clothes off for money.

Okay, yeah, yeah, I get it.

You think that only
bad guys date strippers, right?

But let me tell you something
about reality, Noelle...

Time out. We're about to
get wisdom from a stripper.

Yes, you are. So listen up.

I'm gonna tell you something,
okay?

Nice guys,
they love strippers.

Those cute guys
that you wanna marry...

-Wow, where'd this come from?
-Who cares? It's great.

...gold necklace just
out of nowhere, just 'cause.

Well, guess what?

Those guys,
they want to get laid, too.

And when they come
face to face

with a beautiful,
empowered woman

who owns her sexuality

and knows what it's worth,

instead of
some castrating bitch,

who just wants to lock him up
in a cage all day

and put him on a
cholesterol-free diet

and harvest his sperm
and his money,

you wanna know
how that bro feels?

He feels free. And powerful.
Like a real man.

Okay, but even if
you got a guy from this show,

America
would never vote for you.

You really need to get out more,
because guess what?

Shaking your booty
for money

is about as all-American
as it gets.

Yes! I salute you, Coco!

I'm out.

Oh, she is incredible.

This is better
than I could have ever imagined.

It's like a rallying cry
for women everywhere.

And you're welcome.

Dude,
you should be ecstatic.

This is so much more
than just a stripper reveal.

Your girl is changing
the national conversation.

Oh, I'm ecstatic. Also,
I want you to get rid of August.

What?

I want him cut.

My show, my rules.

I want him gone tonight.

Okay?

♪♪

Woman: Okay, everybody.

Let's go on the
"Passport to Dance" changeove.

Hey, your boy Alexi
came to me,

saying he has notes
on his script?

Wants me to change
the cue cards?

He came to you?

We are not changing the script.
It's stet.

Hey, that was cool. Anyway,
I'll catch you later, man.

Hey, um, can I talk to you
for one second?

Yeah, hey.
[ Sighs ]

What's going on?

Look, um...

I don't know what's happening,
but Quinn wants you cut.

What?
Yeah.

R-Rachel, why?

I'm sure that this has
nothing to do with you

and everything
to do with me.

I mean, I mean, I'm sure
that she can probably tell

that things getting serious
between us and she can't stand--

Hang on, so, I might get cut
because from the show

because of something
between you and Quinn?

Don't worry.
I'm not going to let it happen.

No, Rachel. Maybe I should
just talk to her, okay?

Look, I've got investors
banking on this.

Being here is --
it's really important to me.

I know. It's like
really important to us.

Okay, I got it. I promise.

Um, just give me one second.
Let me figure this out.

Um...

Maya. Hi. Sweetie.

I just need
to get a shot of you

and August in the hammock
together -- Sorry, sweetie.

Uh, August,
if I could get the two of you

in this hammock right now.

Rachel, what are you doing?
We got to get everyone dressed.

Can you please just give me,
like, five minutes?

And go get Sandro, please?
Yeah, that'd be great.

You went to Tommy?

He doesn't even work
on "Passport to Dance."

And you're not a writer, Alexi.
You read what's on the cards.

End of discussion.

Wait a second.
So I have no voice?

I didn't hire you
for your voice.

[ Door slams ]

♪♪

[ Sniffles ]

♪♪

[ Snorts ]

You guys are America's
sweethearts, you know?

You're the one
that everyone's rooting for.

-Alright.
-Okay.

Okay, so, um, Maya,

maybe you could just like
nuzzle up to him a little bit,

you know, like...How's that?

Yeah.

[ Laughter ]I don't know.
I'm covered in a plant...

-Rachel, what the hell's this?
-Hmm?

I'm just trying to keep your
dead-man-walking on the show.

Wh-- Excuse me?

Hey, guys. Yeah, no, great.
We got everything we need.

You guys were perfect.
Thank you very much.

We need to talk.
What?

You sent Chet
to do your dirty work?

I mean, the guy
practically threatened me.

He insisted I cut August.

What are you talking about?

You can't help yourself.

You're always trying
to sabotage me.

What is it, Quinn?

You think I can't do my job
unless I'm miserable?

No! I didn't even --
it's --

[ Sighs ]

Chet and I thought that
August's story was played out.

But you clearly have found
something with him and Maya,

so...
just forget about Chet.

♪♪

I knew you weren't you okay
with this.

[ Sighs ]
Come with me.

You went behind my back
and told Rachel to cut August?

Why didn't you just tell me
that you couldn't handle it?

That's not
what this is about.

Oh, bullshit.
You are threatened and insecure.

Why don't you drill down
a little deeper?

A perfect male specimen
got into your pants

and left a baby
growing inside of you.

Now I'm supposed to be cool
with that?

No!
But you told me you were.

Which is the only reason
why I thought we could
move forward with this.

You know what? Maybe I don't
want to wake up every day

and think about the fact

that August
is 20 years younger than me.

That by the time his toddler

is getting up to walk
for the first time,

I'll be getting
my first knee replacement.

That by the time he graduates
college, I'll probably be dead.

Yeah,
you could call me threatened.

You could also call me
human.

You could give me a minute

to walk through my own shit
until I get it right.

I've been waiting for you
to get your shit right

since the day we met.

And you led me to believe
that this was our moment,

that we were in this
together.

But obviously I was wrong,

because you are not ready.

Unfair. Not true.

Maybe unfair,
but definitely true.

No.

[ Scoffs ]

The truth is you're
even more unsure than I am.

Difference is,
I'm willing to admit it.

I don't need insecure.

I need solid.

And you know, I don't --

I-I don't need any of this,
alright?

I have two shows to run.

What's the problem?
We're five minutes out.

I've gotta get
to the control room.

Hey, you. Hey, you, look.

I told you.
I'm not wearing this.

It's stupid costume.
You see, it's insult to me.

Are you kidding me?
We discussed it 10 times.

This is the costume, okay? It
looks great. You look amazing.

You take the stamp
and you take the pen thing,

and you do what we rehearsed
for the opening number.

You do not hear me.
Your ideas do not work.

My ideas was better
since the beginning!

Alexi.
We do not have time for this.

It's a live show.
Do you understand?

I understand very much.
I'm Alexi Petrov.

I was principal dancer
at IBT--

Oh, my God! Stop being such a
diva and put on the damn jacket!

I see what you're doing.

Parade me in my underwear,
make me circus animal.

I am not show pony.

No, now you're
a reality dance show host.

Oh, really?!
Always my shirt off!

Showing me off for gays
like chorus boy.

Jesus, Alexi,
just put the jacket--

Take your hands off me,
fairy!

I'm the fairy?

Nobody deep throats like that
their first time, chorus boy.

So you get out there,
and dance like the low-life,

no-good,
ugly-ass gay-for-pay animal

we both know you truly are.

Break a leg.

♪♪

Wow, Madison. Nice to see you're
keeping things above the line.

Hi. I'm here covering
the new show for the network.

I think I'll take some pictures
for Fiona.

Madison? Really?

Hey,
I'm doing this for us.

Some of it I'm doing for me.

There's no reason
I can't enjoy my job.

Oh, good,
the network's here.

Hello to you, too, Quinn.

I don't want
to stress you out,

but Fiona has a lot riding
on this show.

Oh, well, if she has
so much riding on it,

then why did she send
her flying monkey?

She's watching the live feed
from New York, with the board.

Great. Well, at least somebody
can enjoy the show

while having a drink.
-Where's Chet?

Oh, he bailed like a pussy.

Oh, yes. Here we go. Countdown
to destiny. Are you ready?

Damn straight.

Alright. We're going to have
a hit show.

Here we go. Take it.

Okay, people, let's do this.
Places everyone.

Let's get this party
started.

I can't sit here.
I'm the girlfriend.

The star's girlfriend.
I can't be shoved in the middle.

Why not?

Because I need to be
in the front

or in the aisle
or something,

so if he wants to kiss me,
he can.

Or if he wants to bring me
on stage.

Oh, my God. Hey, hand me that.
Thank you.

Announcer:
Good evening, and welcome
to "Passport to Dance."

Is it really gonna be this dark
in here the whole time?

Nobody's gonna be
able to see us.

Say "Hello"
to tonight's judges.

From New York City, creator
of the hit Broadway musical

"Get Dancin'",
Gloria Gonzales.[ Cheers and applause ]

I saw that.
It's actually really good.

From London, England, hip-hop
phenomenon Tristani Bell.

He's amazing.

From Miami, Florida,

our "Everlasting"
all-star special guest,

Candi Coco!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Oh, look how they love her.

She's a fake who's here to make
a tabloid name for herself.

We are the true all-stars.
-Yeah.

There we go. Yes, yes.
Look at that. A star is born.

That is money smiling on you.

And now the star of "Passport
to Dance", Alexi Petrov!

♪♪

♪♪

[ Whispering ]
What's happening?

Why-- Why --
Why is he not talking?

This is not "Passport to Mime."
This is a live show.

Does he not know
this is live?

Come on, Alexi.

[ Mutters ]

Dance comes to us
from all over the world.

But before we start
our journey,

let me stamp
our "Passport to Dance."

That's stupid.

♪♪

What is he doing?
He can't do that.

[ Audience gasps ]

What is he doing?

Okay, what's next?
Our step dancers from Galway?

♪♪

Nyet, nyet, nyet.

♪♪

Where's our sexy belly dancr
from Egypt?

Where is she?!
Come on, do it, do i!

♪♪

Wh--What is he doing?

Jay: Oh, my God.
I don't know what he's doing.

What is that?
This is on live television.

This is an end-of-days fail.
-I know, Quinn.

Let's just cut to commercial.
We can regroup, figure this out.

No!

John, hey, can you just give
Candi the line to read?

[ Whispering ] We need you
to take care of this.

Candi: All the way
from Punjab, India,

please welcome
the Bhangra Four.

♪♪

Quinn:
John, get him off stage.

Are you serious?
Are you serious?

♪♪

Don't even touch me!

Okay, I'm going!

I thought
you had this handled.

Do I have to do everything
myself?

Can I not count on
anyone ever?

What did you say to him?Alexi is impossible.

He has had zero respect
for this show since day one.

Well, that is on you!
You are the EP.

And if anything goes wrong,
it is your fault!

-Quinn?
-What?!

It's Fiona. It's for you.

[ Clears throat ]
Fiona.

[ Laughs ] Yeah, I know.
I know. Yeah.

Jay said that he had a handle
on his talent,

so I'm just gonna step right in
and fix it.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

He is never going to go near
another walkie again.

So, the show looks like a hit
and you take all the credit,

the show bombs
and it's all on me?

Welcome to Hollywood.

You shit the bed,

the least you can do is clear
the way for me to clean it up.

Okay, everybody.
The bitch is back.

Alexi's an international
superstar,

eccentric, unpredictable,

that's why the "Everlasting"
fans love him. Hold on.

Alexi cannot get cut tonight,
okay?

Rehabbing his image
on "Everlasting"

is how we keep "Passport to
Dance" from a quick, ugly death.

So do not screw up again,
Jay.

Already on it.

Hey. Listen, I can help you
with Alexi, if you want.

I'm still a producer
on this show, Rachel.

I can handle my own shit.

Hey.

Hey.Tonight was so crazy, huh?

Well, at least
one good thing happened.

August and I
made a real connection.

Okay, you guys
were together in the hammock

for like five seconds.

I wouldn't send out
save-the-dates quite yet.

Okay, okay, fine. But we just
couldn't stop talking.

I mean, he really gets
how weird this place is.

And then, he kissed me.

[ Giggles ]

What?Yes! It was amazing.

I mean,
this could really be something.

Thank you so much, Rachel.
Oh, thank you!

[ Giggles ]
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

♪♪

Oh, my God, your guy
was outrageous tonight.

No, he's not my guy anymore.
I'm gonna dump his crazy ass.

What?
I'm a villain.

What kind of villain
would I be

if I stood by him after
he tanked his own show, right?

Oh. Okay, yeah.
I mean, cool.

I knew you were going
for bitch this season,

I just didn't realize
it was basic bitch.

Wait,
what are you talking about?

Come on, girl.

Dumping Alexi now
is just, like, so predictable.

You want to be
a real bad girl?

Well, then we can talk.

I don't know
what else to tell you,

'cause you're not listening.

Ugh. [ Scoffs ]

Damn vultures.

Entertainment journalism
is an oxymoron.

What if we give OH NO! WEEKLY
an exclusive,

behind-the-scenes story of what
happened on the PTD premier

with the promise
that they get first look

at the rest of the series?Oh, great plan,

except I don't know if anybody
cares what happened out there.

Not even me.

They will if we call it

the "Hidden Story
of 'Everlasting' Season 15."

Okay,
Alexi was strung out on coke.

We worked with Serena to cut him
as soon as we found out

so that he could quietly
enter rehab.

And we protected his privacy,
remember?

Yeah, big time dancer
with drug problems

relapses
right before his big premiere.

Struggling
to maintain his sobriety

in front of
and behind the camera.

Sex, drugs.Triggers everywhere.

Poor hunk of a guy
just trying to keep his head.

And his six-pack above water.
[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Alright.
So I will just--

Rachel.

It's my job.

[ Knocking ]

-[ Sighs ]
-Hey, how'd it go?

I scanned through
all of last season's archives,

found some great footage

of Alexi looking
coked out of his mind.

Nice.

I may have
also shot an insert

of a big pile of coke.

Or was it baking soda?

Hm, no more Mr. Compliance,
huh?

Good job with the puppy.

You got him
to stop peeing on the carpets.

Puppy's got teeth.

[ Cellphone vibrates ]Oh.

Oh, go, go, go, go.

Um, yes, hi, Maggie.

Well, you're too late.

OH NO'sgot the exclusive.

Rachel,
we've got to talk about Candi.

I know she was Quinn's "Hail
Mary", but she's killing it.

And Madison let it slip

that she's Fiona's
favorite character.

Madison. Real head for business
on that one.

Oh, come on, we can use Candi.
Maybe not for romance.

She thinks
she's above all these dudes.

But she's TV gold.
You know it.

♪♪

-Hey, Candi. Hey, hi.
-Hey, what's up, girl.

I just want to tell you
that, um,

that speech
that you gave earlier?

I thought it was really
right-on.

I thought it was
really feminist. It was dope.

But you know, you have like
a little bit of a situation on
your hands with Quinn and Chet.

You are out of your mind,
Blondie.

I am their star.

Okay, well, that reveal,

that was their big play.

They're out of story for you
on "Everlasting".

No, no, no, I'm sorry.

I amthe story, so, no.

No, um, you and August
are the story.

What?
The Aussie-Abercrombie model?

He talks a lot about Africa
for a white guy.

Yeah, he can bring you
a whole different demo.

You want me to get to serious

about a guy who goes looking
for love on a reality show?

Twice? No.

Well,
it'd just be on camera.

You know, he's, um...

he's otherwise occupied.

Oh, okay, I get it. Uh-huh.

So, you want me
to do you a favor.

Look, I'm just trying
to keep you on the show.

Hey, Miss Coco,

we really need you in your chair
for final touches.

Good chat.

Alright, Dan.
-Just that way.

Shit.

♪♪

How you doing? Hi.
-Hi.

So, um listen.
We're off Maya.

Candi's your girlfriend now,
okay?

What?
Yeah.

What? Rachel,
Maya's fantastic. Why?

America hates her. She's a
loser. You wanna win, right?

Oh, and plus,
I've got a surprise for you

in Dream Suite later.

Okay.

Have fun.
Yeah.

♪♪

Hey, so um, the package got
shipped to OH NO! WEEKLY.

"The Hidden Story" should hit
online tomorrow at 9:00 A.M.

Tommy: Right when Fiona's
set to arrive.

Nice work.

Alexi better be safe tonight.

That was a disaster.

It's handled.

Plot twist, I'm not the idiot
you think I am.

Oh, look at you, Jay.
Not dead yet.

Cue our moron.

Graham: What a night on the set
of "Passport to Dance."

We traveled from
the South Pacific

to the pyramids of Cairo

to the streets of Rio to
the mountains of the Black Sea.

But now it is time
for each of you

to take your journeys

further
into the heart of love.

And that journey starts
with our dancer, Candi Coco.

Why, thank you.

August, what do you say?
You and me, babe?

Next up.Little risky putting your
boyfriend with our superstar.

Do I look worried?

Roger.

Quinn: Oh, playing hard to get.
Makes sense.

But why is
nobody picking Alexi?

Rodrigo.

[ Speaks foreign language ]

We come to our final pick
of the night.

-Oh, my God.
-Alexi or Buck.

Sofia,
who is it going to be?

Sofia,
if you screw me over,

nobody will find
your perfect body.

Alexi.

Ah, yes.Handled.

Graham:
Now, time for our couples
to take the final trip--

Oh, hey, look, I don't know
what's going on with you,

but August
isn't going anywhere.

Fine.
I should have known.

August doesn't matter.

Matter to who?

Hey, let me talk to you.

Oh, wow, you haven't left
the country yet.

We can talk later, okay?No, we can talk right now.

See, I've made
a lot of mistakes

and I really don't know
if I have one more in me.

Mm, amazing. I get it. Let's go
talk in my office, then.

Why are you still talking?

I don't care
if anyone sees this.

This is our moment.

Now let's just forget about
everyone from the past.

And I swear to you, I'll never
let anyone come between us.

♪♪

What are you doing?

[ Exhales shakily ]

Marry me, kiddo.
Finally.

Chet.

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Yeah!
-Whoo!

♪♪

♪♪

Wasn't Emily
supposed to leave hours ago?

I just gave her
a really good exit interview.

Then she gave me one.

That a problem?

No, not at all.

What about Madison?

Break her heart and you're
the one that's screwed.

Ah.
So, um, Chet and Quinn.

True love, huh?

Uh...I wouldn't believe
everything you see around here.

Yeah, I figured that out
day one.

♪♪

No one calls Alexi Petrov
chorus-boy animal.

I'm a superstar. Say it.

Superstar.

Yes.

I wish
I still did the coke.

You know what?
What?

We're gonna
drown out the noise.

Tomorrow, nobody's
gonna be talking about

"Passport to Dance."Of course.

Because they're going to be
talking about this.

Where are you going?

♪♪

Hi.

♪♪

♪ Speak your truth

♪ They already know

♪♪

♪ Search your mind

♪ It's written in gold

♪♪

Okay,
so this will be your room.

Um, the alarm clock
is by the bed,

and you just need to be back in
the Dream Suite by dawn, okay?

Yeah, no, that's
not gonna work for my schedule.

I've been playing along
with y'all's games,

but I think we all know
that I'm the star.

"Everlasting" is now
the "Candi Coco show".

And the Candi show,
it ain't free.

What do you want?I want a phone.

I have a kid
and a business to run,

and I'm pretty sure that
my client list just exploded.

Done.

Really? You don't have to
check with your big boss?

This deal's between us,
right?

[ Chuckles ]
Okay, then.

♪♪

[ Sniffles ]

♪♪

[ Snorts ]

[ Sniffles ]

♪♪

Not dead yet.

♪♪

August: Uh...

Champagne!
[ Chuckles ]

Hi.
Hey.

Oh, and I, um,
I got some strawberries.

It's from crafty.

I thought we could have
a little midnight picnic.

Mm-hmm. Wow, you, uh,
you always do surprise me.

Yeah, right? My second act
is so much better than my first.

Hey.
Yeah.

Uh, God, Rachel. I --

I -- I just--Yeah.

Sorry.
Let me, you know...

So, um, hey.
Yeah.

Hey, so, um, I've been doing
some thinking. And...

Yeah.

...I'm not sure I'm ready
for all of this.

This?

This, us. It's --

Rachel it's a lot,
and we're moving pretty fast.

At least you are.

Okay, uh...

I mean, we can move slower
if you want.

Did something happen?

No, I --

[ Sighs ]

Look, I came back to this show
for a reason.

And I need to get my head
in the game.

Maybe...Maybe I should...

spend the night with Candi,
and get to know the girl.

Form a real connection.

I mean,
I've just been trying to help.

Haven't I been
a good girlfriend?

I'm not sure
who you are right now.

I liked the old Rachel.

Dude, there is no old Rachel.
Okay.

This is me.
I mean, this is--

I don't think so.
I -- I really don't.

I'm sorry.

Hey, um, you know,

there's one thing that I really
think that you should know,

actually.

Um...

Quinn's pregnant.

With your baby.

Oh, my God.

[ Scoffs ]

You're sick.

You'll just say anything
to get what you want, won't you?

No,
that is not what this is!Yes, it is.

Good night, Rachel.

♪ The further I wander

♪ The less I seem to know

♪ Voices I hear

♪ I can taste in my heart

♪ Calling me closer
to the fire ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪