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Graham:
Welcome to "Everlasting"!
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Let's go, people!
I want nudity, 911 calls.
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I need an episode.
Get me something I can use.
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You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.
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I want to talk about you --
and me.
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The only thing
that matters is us.
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You and I can be together --
for real.
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I don't want that.
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Dr. Simon: She's clearly had
way too much to drink.
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She wanted it, mate.
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You are not built
to be number two
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to some mediocre
white dude.
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You can be number one.
I can do that for you.
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"Passport to Dance."
Alexi's gonna host it.
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It's our very own
"Everlasting" date.
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We have a deal.
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I suck you.
You bring me coke.
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This is disgusting.
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I guess
this is goodbye.
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Yeah.
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I don't want to be
with you anymore.
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I'd rather be alone
forever.
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And I think you're gonna
be alone forever, too.
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I think that's best
for everyone.
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♪ This is one for the ages
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Here's a little truth bomb
for you.
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The women I tend
to meet on Bumble
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look a lot worse
than their profile pics --
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not much, much better.
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Here's to the real thing.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You're sweet.[ Glasses clink ]
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So, either
you just signed up
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or I've tragically
been missing you.
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No, I'm fresh meat.
[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, it's been
a really, um...
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a really fun
and illuminating month.
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I realized I hadn't been
on an actual date in, like,
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forever [Scoffs] because
I work like a crazy person.
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Well, what do you do
that keeps you so busy?
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Have you ever heard of a show
called "Everlasting"?
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Seriously?
Yeah, I love that show.
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[ Clank ]
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Welcome to
"Everlasting" after hours.
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The control room's
back there.
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The contestants' bedrooms
are right up those stairs.
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And the suitor's suite is
right off the courtyard.
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This is unbelievable.
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Youare unbelievable.
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And the tour's
just getting started.
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♪ No one holds me
the way that you do ♪
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So, we start shooting the
next season tomorrow night,
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which means things are really
gonna heat up around here.
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So, I got to ask --
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is all the sex
and romance real,
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or do you
manufacture it?
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I can make
anythingreal.
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♪♪
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You're gonna go --
[ Chuckles ]
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You better hurry up!
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ] Yeah.
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There's still something
I just don't get.
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How are you
still single?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Car door closes ]
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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I'll text you later.Okay.
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Still at it, huh?
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Trying to fill
that dark wound of your soul,
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only now as a blonde!
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Wow. What is this?
Contestant Rachel?
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Oh, and who is behind
the tinted glass?
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German-car-leasing,
douchebag producer Jay!
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, honestly, Rachel,
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I envy you so much,
having only one show to produce.
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"Passport to Dance."
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How's that going
with the ex-boy toy, Alexi?
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He's still in rehab.
No shit.
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Desperately needed.
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Yeah, I'm just glad
I didn't have to prep
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this crazy-ass season.
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I cannot believe Quinn
just let you run with it.
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Totally fine. We've got
this thing under control.
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Who's "we"?
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Uh, a new producer --
smart, young, hot.
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Don't be jealous or worried.[ Scoffs ] Oh, please.
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But you should be.Hey, Jay.
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Nah, I'm not.Jay. Rachel.
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Yeah. Hi.
Hi. Wow.
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You look, um...
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I should have called.Probably.
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Uh, Quinn and Chet's car
just hit the gate.
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They're coming in
really hot right now.
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Okay, cool. So, you 5s
handle the welcome wagon.
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This 10's got
two shows to produce.
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5? I'm, like, a 7.
come on.
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Here we go.Better get this.
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Hi, Quinn. Welcome.Hi, Dan!
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Welcome ashore!
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Holy shit!
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What did you do
to your hair?
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Uh, I got highlights.
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Wow.
You look great.
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You look like a...
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a woman.
[ Laughs ]
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For like an hour,
I've had to the bathroom.
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I got to drain the main vein.
Excuse me.
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[ Quinn laughs ]
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iHola! Rachel!
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Ah!
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Uh, why are the guys
here so early?
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Why the hell are we
not shooting this?
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Uh, well, it was all in
the new season pitch pages
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that I e-mailed you while you
were away and not responding.
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Wow! So, I'm back 30 seconds,
and you're already up my ass.
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Rachel.
My little lamb chop.
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You look bellisima.
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Oh, boy.
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You know this shit
doesn't work with me.
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Mmm.
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Quinn.Hi. How's it going?
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The mansion of bullshit.That's right.
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Ah, it's all
starting to come back.
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I broke
a lot of hearts here.
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God forgive me.
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Kind of chose
the wrong girl.
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What was I thinking?
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Okay,
all right, all right.
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You guys want to get a room
or just go bang in the pool?
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It's heated.Mmm.
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Dan. Dan.
Okay.
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Dan: Yeah.
Can I introduce you
to Rodrigo?
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Hola. ¿Como estas?There you go.
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Hey.Uh, Rachel?
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Yes.
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You brought back August?
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I told you that.
Did you open your e-mails?
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Service was spotty.
Okay?
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Okay.
I was on a giant ship.
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Okay, well, it's called
"Everlasting All-Stars."
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And, yes, like it or not,
you boned an All-Star.
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Wow! You're just
gonna go there.
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Okay. All right. I'm gonna go
and, uh, check on Chet's vein.
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♪♪
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Hi, there, August.Rachel.
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Couldn't be a season
of "Everlasting All-Stars"
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without you --
I'm just saying.
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You should probably save
your imitation charm
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for someone who doesn't know
you as well as I do.
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Oh!I mean, what, did you think
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I forgot the mountain of shit
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that you dumped on me
last season?
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Well, I know how
the game's played now,
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and with $1 million at stake,
I'm here to win.
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See ya.[ Car door closes ]
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Welcome,
stunning single ladies,
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to the Wild, Wild West version
of "Everlasting" --
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our very first
"Everlasting All-Stars,"
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where couples will
pair up each week,
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and it'll be you, America,
that'll cast your final vote.
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I got to tell you,
it won't be easy getting there,
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because we will have
an Elimination Ceremony
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in each episode
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and a wild, wild challenge.
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Are we ready for our first
challenge of the season?
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Seriously?
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I mean, challenge shows
are like the hairy armpit
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of reality television.
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[ Door closes ]Tommy: Rachel said
you weren't a fan,
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but with the kick-ass ratings
we're about to bring in,
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I bet
I can change your mind.
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Oh, look -- another man
who thinks he knows what I want.
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This ought to be good.
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Tommy Castelli. Real excited
to show you what we got.
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Rachel: Tommy's the new producer
and game designer
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I e-mailed you about,
Quinn.
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Hi...Tommy.
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I finally get to
meet the woman
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who took every little girl's
fear of being alone and --
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and turned it into
a billion-dollar empire.
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You built this show
on sweat and tears.
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Let me add a little blood.
You'll see.
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All right, ladies,
are you ready?
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[ Cheering ] Excellent.
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Okay, all you have to do,
ladies,
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is walk over
this Bridge of Love
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to our wonderful
Cocktail Party of Lubricatio.
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Quinn: Yeah, all they have to do
is walk across a bridge?
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I know these girls
are stupid, but --
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Okay, well, that's not
what this is. Trust us.
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Pause,
have yourself a twirl,
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show our studs
how sizzling you are...
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Why are they dressed
like "50 Shades" rejects?
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Do you want to just call "Cut"
and I can explain it all to you?
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I mean, we can maybe do
a little show-and-tell, or...
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I don't know, maybe we should
just find those e-mails.
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Ooh! Attitude!
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Okay, first up is Maya,
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who's our steamy sommelier
from Season 13.
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Maya? You think
she's an All-Star?
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After what happened with her
and Adam's douchebag friend?
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I think Maya can become
an All-Star.
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[ Chuckles ] Very nice.
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What is with
all the tablets?
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Well, Quinn --You know what?
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If you say "e-mails"
one more time,
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I'm gonna shove his shit board
down your throat.
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Good job, Maya.
[ Claps ]
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Gentlemen, next up is Naomi,
who came to us
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from Amish Country
back in Season 12, gentlemen.
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Ugh. Finally,
something I recognize --
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Amish sluts
are story gold.
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[ Click ][ Screams ]Whoa!
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What the hell was that?!
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Just keep watching.
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Oh, my God. Naomi, you okay?
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Not Amish Country, is it?
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[ Contestants murmuring ]Thankfully, you can swim.
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All right. Wow.
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Ladies, welcome
to "Hump or Dump."
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Our gentlemen will
obviously vote "Hump"
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if they see a potential
relationship with you
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and "Dump," well,
we've all been there before -
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some more than others.That's the challenge?
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Women walk across a bridge
to get judged by their looks?
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Exactly. Next up is Noelle!
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I'm sorry. Where is the story?
Where are the interviews?
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I don't even know what's
happening on my own show.
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Okay, well, you told me
to take care of it, and I did.
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Tommy and I, we are taking
your show to the next level.
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Take a look.
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Okay, next up -- Teresa!
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See how you did.
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[ Click ]Oh! Ooh!
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[ Laughing ] Ohh!
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Teresa!
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How are you down there?
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Bonita![ Click ]
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Lovely Skye.
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Oh, yes.
Congratulations.
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This is Kennedy, everybody.
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Twirl.
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[ Click ][ Laughter ]
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[ Click, splash ]
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[ Click ]
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[ Click ]
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Is that sewage?
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It's competition mud --
mixed with tar.
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Circuses use it
all the time.
253
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Okay, there's one chance
to still survive.
254
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All you got to do
is swim to shore,
255
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and whoever is first
will be un-dumped, okay?
256
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Ready?
257
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3...2...1.
258
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Swim! Go!
259
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[ Cheering ]
260
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
261
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
262
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Aah!
263
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Whoo!
264
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[ Shouting continues ]
265
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,759
[ Cheering ]
266
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,152
Good work! Nice work!
267
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,893
[ Cheering ]
268
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,982
She had some fire in her.[ Laughs ]
269
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Rachel: See?
Instead of one woman
270
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,333
freaking out
by the end of the episode,
271
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I have nine before
the first commercial break.
272
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This is the most sexist,
misogynistic bullshit
273
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,863
we have ever done.
274
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[ Laughing ]
And I love it.
275
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It's so dark!
276
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It's so demented!
277
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,789
It's like -- I'm scared,
I'm disgusted, I'm turned on.
278
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What do I do?
[ Laughs ]
279
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,924
So I guess the hair is not
the only thing that's new.
280
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,534
And you have nothing,
281
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,319
not even a trace
of feminist guilt -- nowhere.
282
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,713
I just got tired
of hearing myself talk.
283
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,454
You know, I thought a lot
about what you said.
284
00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,238
It's the reason
I came back here.
285
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,023
I don't know.
I'm all-in, Quinn.
286
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I am"Everlasting."
287
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♪♪
288
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,867
That "Hump or Dump"
was barbaric.
289
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,738
I think Cindy actually
dislocated her shoulder.
290
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,479
It was hanging off her.
291
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,742
Screw Cindy. I hope they have to
cut the whole thing off.
292
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,222
That'sSofia?
293
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,527
Was it too much?
294
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,442
Nope.
That was perfect.
295
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,184
Wasn't she our nauseatingly
sweet kindergarten teacher?
296
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,099
Turned aspiring bitch.
297
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,145
She learned a thing or two
on the promotional circuit.
298
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,321
Smart girl. Move.
299
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:56,890
Hey. Madison works
at the network now. Be nice.
300
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,456
[ Music plays ]
301
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,458
Graham:
Lovely lady All-Stars.
302
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,547
It's nice to see
you've all survived
303
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,115
your traumatic challenge.
304
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,291
Some, of course,
more gracefully than others.
305
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,554
But the power has shifted,
'cause it's Ladies' Choice
306
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,295
tonight
in the Elimination Ceremony,
307
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:13,297
and I ask you ladies
if you're interested
308
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,822
in getting to know and meet
your All-Star suitors,
309
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:19,564
whose "Everlasting" lives
are in the palms of your hands.
310
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,305
[ Cheering ]
311
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,960
Ooh! I can't wait!
312
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,049
Let's see what you got,
Rachel.
313
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,399
It feels like Christmas.
Here we go.
314
00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:30,837
First up is Rodrigo!
315
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,665
Rodrigo is
an international soccer star
316
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,232
who was with us on Season 10,
317
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:36,843
and when
he takes that mask off --
318
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,453
There ya go!
319
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,542
Look at that face --
and the body to match.
320
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,371
Welcome. Rodrigo,
ladies and gentlemen.
321
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,460
Noelle, if my memory
serves me right,
322
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,723
you guys had quite
a fevered history.
323
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,465
Oh, yes, they did. 'Cause you were runner-up
that season, right?
324
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,423
Looking forward to what
happens this year.
325
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:56,819
Next up is Dr. Jack
from Season 5 and Season 8...
326
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,082
Quinn:
Ugh. Sweetheart Jack.
327
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,954
Everybody loves that guy.
I mean, I get it.
328
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:02,738
Fine, he's hot.
329
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,522
I just want to, like,
choke the nice out of him.
330
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,437
All right, easy.
Watch this.
331
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,570
Uh, Camera B, can we go
tight on Maya now?
332
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,093
Next up --
English financier
333
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,660
who came to us
in Season 13, ladies,
334
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,488
but not as a contestant,
335
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:16,404
but as the best mate
for our suitor that year.
336
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,841
Welcome back, Roger.
Good to have you here.
337
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,626
Holy crap.
338
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,454
That'swhy
you brought Maya back.
339
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,152
It's a great story that
we should have leaned into,
340
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,370
but I totally pussied out.
341
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,329
Seriously, Rachel?
342
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,548
Did the chemicals from the
highlights leak into your soul?
343
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,681
He full-on
frat-boy-date-raped her.
344
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,901
Madison: This is exactly
what I wanted to talk about.
345
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,946
Are we really gonna
use the "R" word?
346
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:40,732
It's called rape, Madison.
Just say it.
347
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:45,607
The network isn't comfortable
with the..."R" of it all.
348
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,870
I-I mean...
if they knew --
349
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:50,046
which they don't,
and I won't say anything.
350
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh. Well, good for you,
Madison.
351
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,964
There's no footage
of what happened, right?
352
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,531
So there's no reason
to go back to that story.
353
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:59,186
And, Rachel, you of
all people obviously are
354
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,971
not gonna be going into this
this season, right?
355
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,407
Rachel?
356
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,367
[ Applause ]
357
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,978
Hey. Long time, no see. How you doing?
358
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:12,242
I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
359
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,550
-We got a runner.
-Oh. I'm on it.
360
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,900
What's her problem? W-We, uh...
361
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,859
We kind of hooked up when I was on the show.
362
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,599
We were both hammered.
Oh.
363
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,601
She's probably just pissed off
'cause I never called her.
364
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,082
That's what he's saying
happened? This is crazy.
365
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,779
I know.
366
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,607
But, uh, you know, I think she's amazing.
367
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,741
Hey, Madison, I totally hear ya,
and I'll keep an eye on it.
368
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:33,960
I promise.
369
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,179
Thank you.Yeah. And listen.
370
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,834
I got to see a sneak cut
of "Hashtag Adulting."
371
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,619
It's...groundbreaking.
372
00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:43,839
"Friends" meets
"Real Housewives."
373
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,841
Right? Nobody gets it.
374
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,842
Thank you.
375
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,409
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:54,719
Hey, uh, Chris,
turn Maya's mic up. Turn it up.
377
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,113
Maya: What were you thinking, to just spring him on me like that?!
378
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,723
Rachel: Look, I understand
why you're upset,
379
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,160
but if I told you
ahead of time,
380
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,378
you never would
have shown up her.
381
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,032
Of course not!
382
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,121
Look, your life's been on hold
since you left here.
383
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,080
You lost your job, you've
moved in with your mom...
384
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,778
Yeah, and you told me
it was all gonna change
385
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,258
once I got here,
386
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,824
that I would meet a man
who would love me,
387
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,826
that I would get
everything that I deserve.
388
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:17,003
Not until you face the man
who assaulted you.
389
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,613
You need to get
your power back
390
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,745
and expose him
for who he really is.
391
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,965
No. You have no idea
what I've been through.
392
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,361
I know exactly
what you've been through.
393
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,670
Except I was 12
when it happened.
394
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,716
So, look, I know
how important it s
395
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:36,631
to pull yourself
out of that hole.
396
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,723
And I really believe
that you can do it.
397
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,551
I'll be with you
every step of the way.
398
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,557
I am not gonna let that
son of a bitch near you.
399
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,515
[ Door opens ]
400
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:55,998
♪♪
401
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,348
...one drink?
Just, like...
402
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,004
♪♪
403
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,006
Nice work.
You called it.
404
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,531
You got her to stay after,
what, five minutes?
405
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:10,143
She really trusts you. Okay. Sounds great.
406
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:13,624
I want Roger and Maya locked
in a room together by episode 4.
407
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,886
Madison: Rachel!
408
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,801
Fasten your seat belt,
Maddy.
409
00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,629
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
410
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:26,115
♪♪
411
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,036
Vodka rocks?
Ahh.
412
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,517
Actually, do you know
how to make a mai tai?
413
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,040
Of course.
414
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,086
Oh, well, you got to go
the full Trader Vic's.
415
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,957
Add a dash of orgeat.
416
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,829
I can make you a batch if you
got any almonds in this joint.
417
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,831
So, I see
you have come back
418
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,964
to whore yourself out
for another season.
419
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,661
Look,
I'm here for my brand.
420
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:52,054
My hammock company,
it's really taking off.
421
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,838
Right. Right.
422
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,231
Yeah, I'm sure you are
giving all your profits
423
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,668
to some aboriginal tribe.
424
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,540
Do they have Venmo
in the Outback?
425
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,586
[ Chuckles ] No,
not really, Quinn. Listen.
426
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,545
Look, I'm a professional,
and you'rea professional.
427
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,374
[ Chuckles ] Yes.Let's just do our job.
428
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,245
Deal.
429
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,333
Okay.
430
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,728
Oh, and, Quinn?
431
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,599
Try and keep your pussy
in your pants.
432
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,384
Wow! Wow!
433
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:21,170
Why don't you keep
your dick in yourpants?
434
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,129
Don't tell me what
to do with my pussy.
435
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,131
[ Chuckles ] Your mister?Ugh.
436
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,175
[ Fiona laughs ]
437
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:29,265
Oh, my God!
Rachel!
438
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,398
You look like a Barbie Doll.
439
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,965
[ Sighs ]
Vacation's over.
440
00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,187
Ah, Fiona!
441
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,016
I, uh -- I had no idea
you were here.
442
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,105
Yes.
Welcome back, Quinn.
443
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,324
Nice tan.
444
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,065
Uh, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
445
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,242
We're having a great
start tonight.
446
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,026
We did this whole
"Hump or Dump" thing,
447
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,897
and I think you're
really gonna love it.
448
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,899
Yeah.
Yeah, I didlove it
449
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,250
when Rachel and Tommy
pitched it to me last month,
450
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,903
along with all
the other challenges
451
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,340
they have planned
for the season.
452
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,603
Right. Great.
453
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,605
I wouldn't have agreed
to this new format
454
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:07,216
or added a million dollars
to the budget
455
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,958
for that grand prize
otherwise.
456
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,568
Of course.
[ Chuckles ]
457
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:14,136
I mean, it's lowest
common denominator, base shit,
458
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,530
but it'll play like gangbusters
in your demo.
459
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,795
Can we talk? Alone?
460
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:24,842
♪♪
461
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,715
Quinn: Uh [Scoffs] what the hell
is happening here?
462
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:31,719
[ Laughs ] Chet is making
a "throne room" for us.
463
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,851
[ Chuckles ]
464
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:36,289
All right. That sounded more
normal on the yacht.
465
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,160
I'll bet.
466
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,120
Listen, I know that
I have been out of town.Mm-hmm.
467
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:45,298
But I have had my fingers
in this the whole time.
468
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:48,388
[ Chuckles ]
I don't think you have.
469
00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:51,173
And that's fine.
You know, I get it.
470
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,827
You're back with Chet,
471
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:56,091
and he has a...
different way of doing things.
472
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,788
[ Chuckles ]
Cash the checks,
473
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,182
let other people
do the heavy lifting.
474
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,881
Okay. [ Chuckles ] But you know
that's not who I am.
475
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,361
I'm not like that.
476
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:08,364
It's not who you were.
477
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,888
Well, maybe it's time
to let the next generation
take the wheel.
478
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,848
Go have a life. Enjoy.
479
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,980
We can reduce you
to consulting producer.
480
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,201
[ Scoffs ]
481
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:23,162
Oh, I...am not done.
482
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,207
Chet and I
have tons of ideas.
483
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,775
We were actually
workingon that boa.
484
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,212
Designing a throne room.
485
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:33,041
No. No.
486
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,129
You'll see.
487
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,873
I know exactly how to take
things to the next level.
488
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,004
[ Chuckles ]
489
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,963
Good.
490
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,705
'Cause that million-dollar prize
has got to come from somewhere,
491
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:47,186
and you ain't cheap.
492
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:50,667
So either drive this boat
or get the hell off it.
493
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:58,545
♪♪
494
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,025
Okay, so, we good?
Are we rolling?
495
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,766
I'm really excited
to meet you, Jack.
496
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,028
Both your seasons
497
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,508
were before my time,
but, I mean,
498
00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,249
I obviously know
who you are.
499
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,120
You're kind of -- I mean,
you're kind of famous.
500
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,601
You're kind of like a big deal
in the "Everlasting" universe.
501
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,082
Hoping third time's
the charm.
[ Laughs ]
502
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:16,302
Man: Rolling.
503
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,305
Tommy:
I got to say, Noelle, it's kind
of blowing my mind to meet you.
504
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:21,742
My friends and I were obsessed
with you last time you were on.
505
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,701
Oh! That's very sweet
of you and your friends.
506
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:29,532
But is it --
is it rough being back?
507
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:30,881
How do you feel?
508
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,405
I mean, let's just
say it as it is.
509
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:36,365
Rodrigo rejected you
on national television
510
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,801
in front of
the whole country.
511
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,630
How does that feel?Rodrigo made another choice,
512
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,502
but he and Stephanie
are no longer together,
513
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,852
so we'll see what happens.
514
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,463
You want to know who I think
would be really great for you?
515
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,031
Naomi.
[ Laughs ]
516
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:51,772
The Amish girl?
517
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,774
Isn't she here as a joke?
518
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,297
Everyone was rooting
for you.
519
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,038
I mean, we all thought
you were the one.
520
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,692
You seemed so confident.
521
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,477
I wasconfident, Tommy.
And I still am.
522
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,785
I just -- I just have to be
the best version of myself
523
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,614
and only focus on
the things I can control.
524
00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:09,050
Can I tell you something?
525
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,617
It's, like,
kind of personal, okay?
526
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,662
Sure.
527
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,230
You are the reason
that I worked on this show.
528
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,493
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, right. Come on.Now, don't laugh!
529
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,408
I started watching.
I was a fan, right?
530
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:20,975
And I just remember
watching the show
531
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,411
and looking at you
and wondering
532
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:25,980
if I would ever meet
anybody as wonderful as you.
533
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:28,199
I mean, you save babies,
so...
534
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,462
I'm a pediatrician.
535
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:32,378
Exactly.
You're Sweetheart Jack.
536
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,205
I do kind of feel
bad for Naomi.
537
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,296
See? America's gonna love you.
I promise.
538
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,516
I mean, the fear of another
humiliating rejection
539
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,518
could just ruin you.
540
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,651
I don't let my mind
go there.
You don't let it
go where?
541
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,696
To that one moment when
you thought all your dreams
542
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,394
were about to come true?
543
00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,265
You were so close,
and then --
544
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:53,094
And then I was blindsided!
Okay?
545
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,226
A bumbling mess,
trapped in the back of a limo
546
00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,054
doing the loser interview.
547
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,666
But I'm sure as shit
not gonna let that happen again.
548
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,711
Rodrigo is mine,
549
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,627
and I'm not gonna let any one
of these girls get in my way.
550
00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:11,460
♪♪
551
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,423
Ladies and gentlemen,
552
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,207
we're gonna begin
our Elimination Ceremony.
553
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,991
We'll be doing touch-ups out
on the amphitheater, so --
554
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,863
No, we're --
we're not making our picks
555
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:24,995
until we check out
the merchandise fully.
556
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:27,084
Okay, well,
I definitely get that.
557
00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:29,348
The boys got to judge
a friggin' chick parade earlier,
558
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:33,700
so now the chicks want
to see the cocks walk.
559
00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:36,006
And this is
the problem, Goldberg.
560
00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:38,008
These All-Stars think
they can produce themselves.
561
00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:42,143
Oh, come on. Rodrigo will
show you beautiful merchandise.
562
00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:43,318
[ Cheering ]♪ Let's go
563
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,798
Huh, ladies?
564
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:47,931
Pueden mirar y tocar.
565
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,019
Woman: Yeah!
566
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:51,457
Hump? Hump? Hump? Hump? Hump?
567
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,546
Women:
Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump!
568
00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:56,331
All right, ladies. Rodrigo's had
enough fun over there.
569
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,028
How about I give you
a little peek of these goods
570
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,074
from Down Under?Woman: Oh, yeah, baby!
571
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,945
Yeah!
572
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,947
Sorry, mate.
573
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,646
All right, ladies, you want
to see something impressive?
574
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,125
For Her Majesty,
the Queen!
575
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,518
[ Cheering ]
576
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:10,998
♪ Where you at?
Who you with? ♪
577
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,522
♪ And where you from?
Let's go! ♪
578
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,437
He is the last person
on this show
579
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,786
who should be
taking off his clothes.
580
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,267
I know. Just try to relax.
Have a drink.
581
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,704
It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
582
00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,227
[ Cheering ]♪ Don't stop
583
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,490
Women: Hump! Hump!
584
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:25,839
Hump! Hump!
Hump! Hump!
585
00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,667
Put your balls back
in your pants.
586
00:23:27,710 --> 00:23:29,277
Holy shit.
587
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,366
Great news, everyone!
588
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:36,632
Alexi and Candi are joining
the show, effective now.
589
00:23:36,676 --> 00:23:38,678
[ Laughing ]
Oh, my God!
590
00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,331
How much did you guys
shell out for this place?
591
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:43,378
In Miami, this would
cost like $15 mil, easy,
592
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,989
but the humidity makes you
want to strangle yourself.
593
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,338
Who are you?
594
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:48,818
Candi.
595
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:52,518
Jay. This is so important
to see you again.
596
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:54,607
August! My brother!
597
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:57,479
Oh, my God.Quinn.
598
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,960
He's supposed to be in rehab
for another 12 days
599
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,701
and then start filming
"Passport to Dance."
600
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,529
And yet, here he is.
601
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,182
Jay, this is
good for us, okay?
602
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:07,054
Cross-promotion.
Hello! All right?
603
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,230
Get them into hair and makeup.
This is happening.
604
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:10,753
All right,
let me talk to her.
605
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:14,191
I don't want him here
any more than you do.
606
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:17,107
Chet: Can you believe how
brilliant of my little queen
607
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:20,415
to come up with these
two game-changers?
608
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,200
Oh, is that what you're
calling Candi's tits?
609
00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,898
I mean, like, who is she?
610
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,770
She some 12-step bimbo
that Alexi met in rehab,
611
00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:30,164
or is that what they're calling
sober buddies these days?
612
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:32,645
Candi happens to be
the star of our new series,
613
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,298
"Stripper Queens," okay?
614
00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:35,909
"Stripper Queens"?!
615
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:38,259
Are you kidding me?
That stupid-ass reality show
616
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:40,653
that Chet's been trying
to get you to do for years?
617
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:43,351
Well, he finally convinced me,
and he was right.
618
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:46,746
Candi Coco is a single
working mom, Rachel.
619
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,704
That's right up your alley.Oh, my God!
620
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:50,880
You've actually
become Chet!
621
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:53,317
[ Laughs ]I mean, you're dropping
these stupid-sized bombs
622
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,232
at the last second
with no regard
623
00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,843
for how disruptive
they'll be.
624
00:24:56,886 --> 00:24:58,235
Well, I certainly hope
they'll be disruptive.
625
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,976
That's the whole point.
626
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,544
See, we're revolutionaries.
That's how we roll.
627
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,982
You're such an annoying
human being. I can't stand you!
628
00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:09,682
You guys cannot drop
this random stripper/mom
629
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:12,206
into the middle of
"Everlasting All-Stars."
630
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,861
I mean, it's All-Stars!
That's the whole point!
631
00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:16,210
You're right.
632
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,299
We're gonna
have to hide the ball
633
00:25:18,342 --> 00:25:20,388
on the whole
stripper thing.
Come up with
a cover story.
634
00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:22,129
Yeah, we'll save the big
reveal for Sweeps.
635
00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,827
Look at us, spitballing.I'm also talking
about Alexi.
636
00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:26,525
I mean, the guy
has his own show.
637
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,178
He is not a part
of this plan.
638
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:29,919
Why not?
He's delicious.
639
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:31,486
You know that better
than anyone.
640
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,053
Ooh-ooh-ooh!Oh, my God.
641
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:34,968
Wait, Quinn, listen.
It's a numbers issue.
642
00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:37,623
Every challenge in Elimination
has been calibrated.
643
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,234
You had two contestants,
you mess with the matrix.
644
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:43,585
Oh!
So it's a numbersissue?
645
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,282
Why didn't you say so?
646
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,110
All right, kids, let's go.
We're up.
647
00:25:47,154 --> 00:25:48,590
Hello, America. Welcome --Quinn: All right, Graham.
648
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,070
Stand down.
Get off the stage.
649
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:52,725
Good evening, All-Stars!
You are in for a treat!
650
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:56,467
We have two slam-dunk
first-round picks
651
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:59,732
who previously were
unavailable who are now here
652
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,995
and ready
to get in the game!
653
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:06,608
I mean, who could forget Alexi,
one of last season's favorites,
654
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:09,524
and not to mention the star of
the upcoming ratings juggernaut
655
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,178
"Passport to Dance"?
656
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:15,051
And I would like to
introduce you to Candi Coco,
657
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:17,532
[ Laughs ]who is not an All-Star,
658
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,969
but is a...
659
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:24,800
residential...real estate broker
from Miami...
660
00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,280
[ Murmuring ]
661
00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:28,717
...who also happens to be
662
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:32,112
the world's greatest
"Everlasting" superfan,
663
00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:35,202
which means she loves
allof you gorgeous people.
664
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:37,291
But here's the deal --
665
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,772
In order to make room
for these superstars,
666
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:43,340
we're gonna have to get
rid of two of you.
667
00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:47,388
So...
maybe, like, um...Daniel,
668
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:50,434
who has an unfortunate history
with the Colorado police
669
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:54,047
and something about a dog
and a jar of peanut butter.
670
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:55,831
It was very messy, I heard.
671
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,833
Can any of you really,
672
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,835
honestly see yourself
ending up with that?
673
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,968
Bye-bye, doggy Daniel.
674
00:27:02,011 --> 00:27:03,230
That was easy.
675
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,971
All right, great.
676
00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:08,061
And so what about, uh...
677
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,453
Naomi.
678
00:27:09,497 --> 00:27:11,238
No. Please.
679
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,501
Yeah, well, you guys
already dumped her once --
680
00:27:13,544 --> 00:27:15,764
literally -- and that was
before you even knew
681
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,680
that she technically
passed her STD test
682
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,465
but is still, curiously, taking
a shitload of antivirals.
683
00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:23,032
I mean, I'm not saying
that she has herpes,
684
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,513
but I wouldn't screw her
with Graham'sdick.
685
00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:27,776
My parents
are gonna kill me.Well, tough break, okay?
686
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,299
We'll bring the
horse and buggy around.
687
00:27:29,343 --> 00:27:30,605
Dan, go get the horse.
688
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,998
Is she always
this savage?
689
00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:33,869
Only when she's awake.
690
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:36,437
All right. Graham, get back
to the Elimination Ceremony.
691
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,308
There are your numbers,
Matrix.
692
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,528
I'm back!
Put that in an e-mail.
693
00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,660
[ Chuckles ]
694
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:50,059
Well, folks, we had to do a
little "Everlasting" switcheroo
695
00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:53,715
as two of our All-Stars
this evening, Daniel and Naomi,
696
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,152
had to leave us --
for personal reasons.
697
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:59,634
Yeah, personal Herpes
and a peanut butter dip!
698
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,549
See? Easy squeezy!
699
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,551
You know, these guys
aren't disposable.
700
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:04,770
I picked them
for a reason.
701
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,162
Yeah, I'm sure you did.
702
00:28:08,382 --> 00:28:10,514
Hey, where's Jack?
703
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,516
Oh, shit.
704
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,823
Ooh! Look at that!
We got a runner anda packer.
705
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,607
At least he's efficient.
706
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,131
Yeah, well, he doesn't
think he has a chance.
707
00:28:18,174 --> 00:28:20,220
You got rid of the one woman
he spoke to all night.
708
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,482
Ohhh, I'm sorry.
709
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,049
Maybe it's good story.
710
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:25,486
Guy gets cut night 1
on his third time at bat.
711
00:28:25,529 --> 00:28:27,531
What are you talking about?
We're not gonna cut Jack.
712
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,620
He's a white-picket-fence,
family-man dream.
713
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:30,839
He's not getting cut.
714
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:32,711
I will make sure he stays.
715
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,495
You make sure
someone picks him.
716
00:28:34,538 --> 00:28:35,975
[ Door opens, closes ]
717
00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:37,280
That was weird.
718
00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:38,891
Yeah, I mean,
we definitely have enough
719
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,849
white-picket
white boys already.
720
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:42,633
[ Knock on door ]
721
00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:44,766
This was your plan --
to humiliate me.
722
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,726
Look, Jack, I had no idea
that was gonna happen,
723
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,771
but you can't leave --
honestly.
Watch me.
724
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,686
Hey, hey, hey.
Jack, just take a deep breath.
725
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,993
Give me one second.
One second.
726
00:28:54,036 --> 00:28:55,690
Noelle. Come here.
727
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:01,217
Noelle, you know
you're my girl, right?
728
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:04,307
Yeah.And I just --
I don't want to see anything...
729
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:06,962
traumatic happen
to you again.
730
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:08,790
Did -- Did Rodrigo
say something?
731
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,836
No, no.
It's not Rodrigo.
732
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,316
I'm so stupid, coming back on
a reality show to find someone.
733
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,665
It's really not
that stupid.
734
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,450
I mean, all of these
people are vetted.
735
00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:20,280
They're hand-picked.
They're special, just like you.
736
00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,022
Look, no one's supposed
to know how the guys
voted on "Hump or Dump,"
737
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:27,678
so all I can say is, there is
one woman who got all humps,
738
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,245
no dumps.
739
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,378
And it wasn't you.
740
00:29:31,421 --> 00:29:32,683
What?
741
00:29:32,727 --> 00:29:35,512
Someone dumped me?
Who?
742
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,255
Graham:
The women will, of course,
choose their man of choice
743
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,388
and continue on
this journey of love,
744
00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:45,087
but in a twist this season,
they'll get to spend the nigh.
745
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:47,960
Quinn: Ooh!
Every night's an overnight.
746
00:29:48,003 --> 00:29:49,309
I love it!
747
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,963
You know, that means
that the dingo
748
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:52,703
is probably gonna have
to give up his hammock.
749
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,228
Oh-ho-ho, his stock
just plummeted.
750
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:57,447
[ Laughs ]
751
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,406
You good?
We're golden.
752
00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,842
Uh, what's going
on with you two?
753
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,801
My people better be safe.They'll be fine.
754
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,890
In fact, we're gonna
let Candi pick first.
755
00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,935
First up, gentlemen -- Candi,
756
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:10,504
our All-Star
"Everlasting" superfan.
757
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:12,462
You will have, of course,
the first choice.
758
00:30:12,506 --> 00:30:15,901
Whose hands will you choose
to put in your candy jar?
759
00:30:15,944 --> 00:30:18,555
Wow. That's
incredibly offensive.
760
00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,340
When's he gonna learn?
Never.
761
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,168
I really, like, get to choose any of these guys?
762
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:23,734
Come on, you've seen
the show a million time.
763
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,345
You know how this work.
764
00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:26,607
Right.
765
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:30,611
I choose Rodrigo, baby.
766
00:30:30,654 --> 00:30:33,005
Rodrigo!Ooh! Look at that.
767
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:36,443
Prom queen doesn't
like competition.
768
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:38,706
W-Why didn't you
have her pick Jack?
769
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,534
Big picture. Trust me.
770
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,536
Next up is Sofia.
771
00:30:42,579 --> 00:30:43,537
Second choice.
772
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:44,581
Mm...
773
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,801
Um...Alexi.
774
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,674
Oh! So she's a smart
aspiring bitch.
775
00:30:50,718 --> 00:30:52,589
Maybe you can take her
all the way, Jay,
776
00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:55,157
and actually make the payments
on your new douche-mobile.
777
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,985
You toldme I should
get that car.
778
00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:59,727
No! That is
the definition of "douche."Okay.
779
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,294
I didn't say get that --We're all good.
780
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,862
All our guys are safe,
so we can just head home,
781
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:07,082
order out for sush,
maybe get some massages.
782
00:31:07,126 --> 00:31:09,084
But not from the
same place, right?
783
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:11,478
No, not the same place.You should do that.
784
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:14,350
You should go. You should leave.
That's what you love to do.
785
00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:17,005
Excuse me?
You were the one who left.
786
00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,920
Mm, I came, like,
right back.
787
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,356
Skye: Roger.
788
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,315
I mean, look.
Roger the rapist is safe.
789
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:23,664
What are you
complaining about?
790
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:24,970
We have Maya.
791
00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:27,102
August.And your Greek god.
792
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:29,061
I'm sure you can
circle back on that one.
793
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,063
Yeah, no, you're right. I have
nothing to complain about.
794
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:33,152
Everything's perfect.
You should just go, uh,
795
00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:34,936
jump on your helicopter,
796
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:38,157
land it on your yacht, and we'll
see you guys later. Bye!
797
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,636
[ Scoffs ]
It was four weeks.
798
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,335
What, I'm not allowed
to go on a vacation?
799
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,163
We're down to
our final pick,
800
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:47,601
and that honor goes o
the beguiling Noelle.
801
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:49,168
Noelle, you have
two choices here.
802
00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:51,039
You have Joe and Jack.
803
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:53,085
One, you will keep,
and one, you will kill --
804
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:55,000
metaphorically speaking,
of course.
805
00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:57,002
Noelle:
Oh, dear. Um...
806
00:31:57,045 --> 00:31:59,918
You called me
a stuck-up, frigid bitch.
807
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,746
Why? 'Cause I wasn't paying
enough attention to you?
808
00:32:02,790 --> 00:32:04,183
Uh,
what's with the bucket?
809
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:06,533
Watch the game.
Shit's about to get real good.
810
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:09,797
Well, you have all
my attention now.
811
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,147
How's this for frigid?!
812
00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,366
Oh!
813
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,629
[ Laughter ]
814
00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:19,372
Yes!
You're a beast, girl! Whoo!
815
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,113
Candi, shut it, okay?
816
00:32:21,156 --> 00:32:22,984
How dare you pick Rodrigo.
817
00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,291
You know he's the only
reason I'm even here!
818
00:32:25,334 --> 00:32:26,596
I do?
Yeah!
819
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:27,989
Right. Yeah. I do.
820
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,686
Jack!
Sofia:
Why is she even here?
821
00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:32,341
She's just, like, a superfan,
which is super-pathetic.
822
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,648
Yeah, she didn't even have to
go through the humiliation
823
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,737
of "Hump or Dump."
So unfair.
824
00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:39,696
You know what?
You are so right.
825
00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:41,394
Thank you.All of you.
826
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,789
What do you say, boys?
827
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:48,357
Hump or Dump?
828
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:51,404
Oh! Damn! Damn![ Laughter ]
829
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:53,972
Men: Hump! Hump!
Hump! Hump!
Hump.
830
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,886
Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump!
Hump! Hump! Hump! Hump!
831
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,020
This is amazing!
We are on fire!
832
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,109
Exactly!
That was the plan!
833
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:04,025
That's exactly what I've been
busting my ass to do for you.
834
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,940
I mean, I threw away
my whole life,
835
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,768
like, right before
you disappeared.
836
00:33:09,552 --> 00:33:11,641
[ Laughing ] Oh.
837
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,165
I get it.
838
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,775
I'mnot supposed to
have a life
839
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,864
as long as you
don't have a life.
840
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:20,520
Because that's what this
season's about, right?
841
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:23,566
That's why you wanted
August and Rodrigo,
842
00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,307
and thank God
you saved Jack,
843
00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:29,877
because to hell
with being a producer.
844
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,922
You're the suitress.
845
00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:33,228
[ Scoffs ]
846
00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:35,013
What about Puzzle Boy,
huh?
847
00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:37,667
Is he part of your
bang-a-thon?
848
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:40,366
Wow.
You might need
to take a ticket.
849
00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:42,716
Looks like there's
gonna be a long wait.
850
00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:44,848
♪♪
851
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,813
♪♪
852
00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:55,250
I thought you'd be hiding out
in one of the suites.
853
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:58,906
But, hey, this is --
wow -- way more chill.
854
00:33:58,949 --> 00:34:01,648
Yeah, well,
I used to live here.
855
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:04,259
I mean, you know, I slept here
before I got my own place.
856
00:34:04,303 --> 00:34:07,306
What, really?
Mm-hmm.
857
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:08,872
Are you all right?
858
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,352
Oh, no, it's j--
it's complicated.
859
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,746
There's just
a lot of history.
860
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,835
Uh-huh.
861
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:16,228
Quinn's got you nailed.
862
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:19,013
Not as well
as she thinks.
863
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,233
Well,
let metake a shot.
864
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,582
Seriously?
865
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,280
Yeah.
866
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:29,110
What are you, 32?
867
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:33,071
Never had a real relationship,
pretty much sleep at work.
868
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:36,117
Wait. I mean, you actually
didsleep at work.
869
00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,640
Not a lot of friends,
870
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:40,774
but you're wildly good
at your job, so...
871
00:34:40,817 --> 00:34:43,777
the years just sort of
slipped by.
872
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:48,260
Until one morning, you woke up
and freaked the hell out
873
00:34:48,303 --> 00:34:51,350
about how desperately
alone you are.
874
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:55,267
Am I right?
875
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,138
You are like
a boy genius.
876
00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,922
Psychic, even.
877
00:34:58,966 --> 00:35:01,142
But now it's myturn.
878
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,840
Wannabe reality producer,
and this is your big shot.
879
00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:05,625
I mean, you've been climbing
your way up the ladder
880
00:35:05,668 --> 00:35:07,888
with the sex hair
and the beg-for-it eyes,
881
00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:10,586
but you've never
quite gotten there.
882
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,762
Sorry. All I heard
was "beg for it."
883
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:15,025
And I'm super flattered.
884
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:17,463
Really, I would
sogo there with yo.
885
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,508
It'd be fun
to make you beg.
886
00:35:19,552 --> 00:35:21,380
But, you see, this job
is a big deal to me,
887
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:24,687
and I don't shit
where I eat, so...
888
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:26,863
Great. You should put
that on your résumé.
889
00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,257
Listen, unlike Quinn,
I don't give a shit
890
00:35:29,301 --> 00:35:31,085
about what you're doing
with these dudes.
891
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:35,263
I did the same thing --
every show, every season.
892
00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:37,483
My only issue is...
893
00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,354
you're not a closer.
894
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:41,617
I can close on anything.
895
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:44,054
I do it all day long
for a living, dude.
896
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,144
Yeah, I don't think so.
897
00:35:46,187 --> 00:35:49,843
See, that's the bitter irony
of your life, Goldberg.
898
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:53,151
You spend all your time
pushing these shiny bimbos
899
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:57,067
over the finish line
to happily-ever-after.
900
00:35:57,111 --> 00:36:00,419
But you --you can't
quite get there yourself.
901
00:36:00,462 --> 00:36:02,856
I can get there
if I want to.
902
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,510
I mean, I could have gotten
there a long time ago.
903
00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,816
I don't --You're a really good liar.
904
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,036
Oh, my God. Who also
happens to be your boss.
905
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:10,907
So why don't you take
your bullshit analysis
906
00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:13,780
O...kay.
and go do the job
that I hired you to do?
907
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,999
All right. Night, boss.
908
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,087
Mm-hmm.
909
00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:20,134
♪♪
910
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,092
You know him better
than anyone.
911
00:36:22,136 --> 00:36:24,486
You have to tell me what I can
do to make him really want me.
912
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,143
Yeah, I think
you'll be okay.
913
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:33,234
♪♪
914
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,714
[ Clicks tongue ]
915
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,498
[ Door closes ]
916
00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:42,939
♪♪
917
00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:49,946
♪♪
918
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,209
[ Inhales deeply, sighs ]
919
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:54,168
♪ Let's do it again
920
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,736
♪ Do it again
921
00:36:56,779 --> 00:37:01,044
[ Inhales deeply ]♪ Come on
922
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,481
♪ Let's do it again [ Sighs ]
923
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:17,191
♪♪
924
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,324
Hey, can we talk about
your little tantrum?
925
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,417
Right -- my tantrum.
926
00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:28,985
So, I abandoned you?
Is that what you think?
927
00:37:29,029 --> 00:37:31,292
Well, we were supposed
to do this together,
928
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:32,859
and then you left.
929
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:35,905
Uh, so, what, you went
and became a blonde
930
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,430
and cast
a bunch of guys
931
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,214
to just screw the loneliness
out of you?
932
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,173
Right. Right. 'Cause sex is all
you think I can get.
933
00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:45,306
I mean, like, why shouldn't
I have what you have,
934
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:47,308
what I help everyone
else on this show get?
935
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,268
What, true love?Why not?
936
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:53,314
I deserve it.
And I am gonna get it.
937
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,796
I am. I'm gonna get a ring on it
by the end of this season.
938
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,145
You watch.
939
00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:00,190
[ Laughs ]
"Get a ring on it"?
940
00:38:00,234 --> 00:38:01,627
Who are you -- Beyoncé?
941
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:03,324
Rachel, stop!
942
00:38:03,368 --> 00:38:06,414
You are panicking,
scared shitless
943
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:08,329
about what those assholes
said about you --
944
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,505
That is not what this is.
945
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,681
Are you that desperate
to not be alone
946
00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:14,857
that you're willing
to marry some contestant
947
00:38:14,901 --> 00:38:16,772
from a dumbass
reality show
948
00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,427
who you've known
for eight weeks?
949
00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,516
Well, at least I can't do
any worse than Chet.
950
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:26,086
♪♪
951
00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:29,698
Chet is a real person
living in the real world
952
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:33,049
who I know verywell.
953
00:38:33,093 --> 00:38:34,964
You are living in
a fantasy
954
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:37,663
where everyone is perfect,
therefore fake.
955
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:40,709
So good luck getting
one of these fame whores
956
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:42,929
to marry the real you...
957
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:44,844
whoever that is.
958
00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:47,412
♪♪
959
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,109
You know, for the balance,
I think it's better over there.
960
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,937
Okay, just go, please.
Thank you, Alan.
961
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,634
Or...Richard.
Thank you.
962
00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:56,682
Wow.You want to discuss "Wow"?
963
00:38:56,725 --> 00:39:00,990
How about you just
knocked it out of the park.
964
00:39:01,034 --> 00:39:02,557
I mean,
you just launched
965
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:06,300
the most amazing season opener
of "Everlasting"
966
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:09,129
while you promoted
two of our other shows.
967
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:12,698
Yeah. I guess it, uh,
worked out that way.
968
00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:15,396
Would you look at what
we've done in a month?
969
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,094
I mean, 30 days.
970
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,096
God, I love you.
971
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:22,098
[ Sighs ]
972
00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:31,064
♪♪
973
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:33,719
Hey. Thank you so much
for meeting me.
974
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,156
I'm really happy
that you asked me here
975
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,766
to talk to you tonight.
976
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,421
I mean, I was the newbie
producer on "Everlasting,"
977
00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:43,250
and...there's so many things
that I need to tell you
978
00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:45,948
about what really
goes on there.
979
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,733
Tell me everything.
980
00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:48,951
Start with Rachel.
981
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,521
Hey,
how about a mai tai?
982
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:56,611
A little extra curaçao,
no mint.
983
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,047
Your drink is my command.
984
00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,440
Yeah,
just give me a minute.
985
00:39:59,484 --> 00:40:01,007
[ Knock on door ]
986
00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:06,447
Hey.
Hey.
987
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,101
Is everything okay?Yeah, no,
everything's great.
988
00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:09,537
Can I just talk
to you for a second?
989
00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,104
Sure. Okay.
990
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,196
Okay, look, I've just been
thinking a lot about this --
991
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,328
I mean, like, how hard it was
for you to see Roger,
992
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:20,113
and now you're forced
to spend the night
993
00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:21,593
with some guy
that you barely know.
994
00:40:21,636 --> 00:40:23,551
It's fine. I'm okay.
995
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,206
It's notfine,
and I am so sorry.
996
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,904
[ Sighs ] Look, I have another
bedroom down the hall.
997
00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,516
I think that you're gonna be
so much more comfortable there.
998
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:33,256
[ Chuckles ]
999
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,780
Thank you.
Yeah.
1000
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,695
Ohh!
1001
00:40:36,738 --> 00:40:37,696
Mm!
1002
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:44,964
♪♪
1003
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:47,706
[ Knock on door ]
1004
00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:48,968
[ Sighs ]
1005
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:50,796
Where's Maya, Rachel?
1006
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:52,972
She just needed
some space.
1007
00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,408
Yeah.
Yeah.
1008
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,715
Well, she seemed
a little uncomfortable.
1009
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:58,978
Yeah, she'll be fine.
I got her another room.
1010
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,762
Mm-hmm.
That's nice of you.
1011
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,111
Mm-hmm.
1012
00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:03,983
I'm nice.
[ Laughs ]
1013
00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:06,507
Look, I know that things got
completely crazy last season,
1014
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:09,554
and I totally get it
if you don't trust me.
1015
00:41:09,597 --> 00:41:11,469
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
1016
00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:15,168
But we did have
a connection from day 1.
1017
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:17,039
You know, like, whatever else
happened, thatwas real.
1018
00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:21,522
You want me to leave?
1019
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:29,138
Let's just have a drink,
see how it goes.
1020
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,618
Come in.
1021
00:41:30,662 --> 00:41:34,361
♪ This will fade away
1022
00:41:34,404 --> 00:41:37,407
♪ Watch out
1023
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:41,281
♪ This will fade away
1024
00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:43,326
♪ Watch out
1025
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:44,632
[ Laughs ]
1026
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:48,114
♪ This will fade away
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