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You've been stealing $18 million
from me and Chet.

Probably shouldn't have
put it all in an e-mail, Gary.

But I own your ass now.

Gary: You want the Emmy.What do youwant?

Quinn's head.

This is an opportunity.

We are gonna take Gary down.

Is that Fiona?
God!

I'm selling a VR company
I was running.

Chet has put me in charge
of this fundraising dinner.

It's the Chet Wilson Center
for Reality Television Studies.

Crystal?

It's just easier,
Quinn.

You really are
kind of a mess.

I'm not your patient
anymore.

I'm not even your child.

I'm never coming back here.

George,
what are you doing here?

You know, I heard what you were
saying about our relationship.

It really wasn't
that special.

-[ Laughs ]
-Madison, what did you do?

[ Sobs ]

You're one of the smartest
people I've ever met.

Hey. Whoa, whoa.
What are you --
What are you doing?

What does it look like
I'm doing?

No, this is totally
inappropriate.

Mnh-mnh.

♪♪

[ Both breathing heavily ]

You got a second?

[ Both breathing heavily ]

♪♪

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Stopwatch ticking]

♪♪

[ Breathes deeply, sighs ]

[ Ticking quickens]

[ Ticking fades]

[ Groans ]

"Moscow."

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Knock on door ]

Come in.

Hey, so, I guess
our sessions are over

since I tried to bone you
and you're not interested,

so, bye.

Rachel, stop.

Come on in.
Take a seat.

I'm actually really glad
you're here.

Why?

What happened last night
is extremely common.

This works involves a lot
of trust and vulnerability,

and those emotions can
be overwhelming and confusing.

So, I'm basically
a horny toddler?

Do you want me to take a timeout
and think about what I did?

All I'm saying is,
especially with your history,

it's not surprising.My history.

It seems like the people
you become intimate with,

you tend to sexualize
your relationships.

Well, I haven't had sex
for like nine months --

Uh, hadn'thad sex.

Your loss.

I have options.

I have no doubt.

But the sex
isn't the problem.

It's using sex
to run away from intimacy.

It's hard for you
to let people get close.

No.
[ Chuckles ]

No way.

I have plenty
of intimate relationships.

Quinn.

Fine.

Jay.

Have you spent time with him
outside of work?

♪♪

Uh, Serena.

Listen, I actually care
about what happens to her.

I am trying to help her
get what she wants.

Told her a lot of things
about my life.

We are friends.

You've known her for, what,
like, six weeks?

I've known her
eight weeks.

-She's a contestant.
-That's not the point.

The point is how I feel.

You're just way off base
about me and intimacy, dude.

[ Door opens ]

[ Indistinct chatter ]

To take down Gary,
we have to figure out

what we're gonna do
with his e-mails.

We've got to expose him
for embezzlement.

The question is how.

I want public shame.

Abject humiliation.

You know,
I want to watch that man

weep into his $400 tie,
pleading for mercy.

Total annihilation.
I like it.

[ Chuckles ][ Knock on door ]

[ Door opens ]

Oh, my God. I can't believe
the fundraiser is tonight.

I know you guys
are used to it.

It's just,
it's so much pressure.

There's gonna be so many
important people here.

All that press.

I just want it
to be so perfect.

It will be perfect.

Well,
maybe not for Gary.

No.

[ Both chuckle ]

I'm gonna keep going.

Okay.

Okay.
Bye.

[ Door opens ]

♪♪

Dan: Hey, Rach,
we're resetting.

We're gonna need Serena's
sweat lodge ready in 10.

Yes. I am on it.
Hey, I have a question for you.

Yeah?
We're friends, right?

We've known each other, like,
what is it, four years?

Yeah. Four years?

Yeah, and we've, like,
been in the trenches together.

I mean, you know,
time invested, that's a thing.

Uh, yeah.

I -- Actually,
I wanted to tell you,

after what happened
with your dad,

that I had to put my dad
in a home a few years back.

Had dementia.

Anyways,
I just wanted to tell you

that as much as they're all
sick and stuff,

that they still love you.

That's it.
That's all I wanted to say.

Dan.
Yeah. Yeah.

Thanks.

Yeah, no problem.

I, um -- I do have to --

I think that was --
that was just really intimate.

Cool. Just gonna...
Yep. Okay. Um...

All right,
so, today's a new day.

How you feeling?

Oh, like
I completely blew it

when I temporarily became
a crazy person.

[ Chuckles ]

I mean,
I know that I have August.

What was that?

Well, I, uh,
I kind of might have

definitely slept with August
last night.

Really?
Yeah.

It came out of having
a crazy, awful day.

Just needed something
to make myself feel better.

Great. Like, I'm all for
making yourself feel better.

What was that?

Uh...

I may have had a pretty shit day
myself yesterday.

Uh-huh.

I'm definitely feeling better

since I slept with Alexi.

[ Laughs ]

Wow.

Oh, you know,
it's really nice

to have a single friend
again.

None of my married friends
will take

my boy-disaster calls
anymore.

I'm telling you, you do not
have a boy disaster.

It's crazy that
you're even saying that.

Owen and Jasper wouldn't even
look me in the eye last night.

You have not lost them.

Listen, I helped you yesterday
with Jasper.

I'm gonna fix it again today
with Owen.

Don't even worry about it.

I'm telling you that August,

he's not your only option.

[ Snaps fingers ]
Come on.

You have mad skills.

You know that, right?

I mean, they could be put
to better use.

No offense to "Everlasting."

No, no.
Alloffense to "Everlasting."

I'm serious.
You should get out of here.

Come work for me.

Really,
your CIA mind-game tricks,

I mean,
that is valuable.

You make people do
what you want.

Can I get one?
Thanks.
Sure.

And then you make them think
it was their idea.

That's skills.

I don't know.Seriously.

I'll double your salary.
I'll get you an apartment.

You could be home every night
by 6:00.

You could have friends.
You could have a life.

Mm!
That's a thing?

Uh-huh.
Wow.

I'm serious.

I mean, you said August
isn't my only option.

Well,
"Everlasting" isn't yours.

Think about it.

Okay.
I will.

♪♪

Tonight, Serena will choose

one of her remaining
three suitors

to escort her to an elegant
black-tie fundraiser.

But first, the heat is on...I hate Graham.

...with "Everlasting's"
very own sweat lodge.[ Chuckles ]

What better way
to sweat out the challenges

of each one of these
relationships?

All pores will be open
as each couple gets closer

and, dare I say,
steamier than ever before?

Okay,
the sweat lodge odyssey,

it's very spiritual,
it's very cleansing,

and it gets rid
of all the bad juju.

And nobody has a problem
with this insanely offensive
cultural appropriation?

What?
The word "juju"?

It's authentic. That's the way
we did it in Patagonia.

Oh, yeah, right, at your
rich, old white man's retreat.

Did you hunt the natives
for sport there, too?

Okay, look,
let's just make sure

our boys are authentically
shirtless.

That is culturally
appropriate.

Jasper: Rachel did
this interview yesterday

where she reduced me
to an inconsolable mass.

[ Chuckles ]

Huh. I think I like
the sound of this.

Tell me more.
[ Laughs ]

The bottom line is,

I-I judged you harshly
for the incident with George

because, well,

it was a convenient way
for me to sabotage myself.

And that's not
what I want.

Not even close.

Jay:
Let me guess, Rachel,

all this groveling
was your idea?

What's your problem, buddy?
Jasper is golden.

Yeah, of course, 'cause you're
so good at producing my guys.

Hey, knock it off.
I don't care who did it.

Look at these two.
It's gonna be hot, hot, hot.

[ Chanting, drum beating]

Oh. Uh...

Once again, he's naked.

[ Laughs ]

What's wrong?
Are you shy all of a sudden?

[ Laughs] I'm not shy, just --

Aren't you worried
about America?

No. Who cares?

Look.
[ Sighs ]

I've been in a number of
indigenous purification rituals,

and you just have to be willing
to let it all go.

Okay.
Okay?

I can't believe
you're making me do this.

I'm not making you.
Oh!

Oh! Very brave.

Thanks. I don't know that I need to be this pure.

[ Laughing ]
I also feel ridiculous.

No. You know what?
You are beautiful.

Open and free.

There's no better way
to live.

Quinn:
Oh, all right, Rachel, enough
with the Crocodile Dundee.

We need to get
the fireman in there.

Why is August still here?

Isn't there, like,
a tribe in a jungle somewhere

that needs him to show them
how to make shoes?

[ Chuckles ]

I don't know, Rachel.
After what I saw yesterday --

I mean,
what are you waiting for?

A virginal saint?

Some girl who's never had
a boyfriend?

Because that's called
a teenager, and that's creepy.

I have Riley
to think about.

I-I can't just go taking risks
with who I date.

Well, look, your sister
put you up for this show

because you haven't been
dating anyone.

Relationships are a risk.

Closing yourself off
is no way to live

for you or Riley.

Okay,
maybe you're right, but --

Look.
You like this woman.

Show her.

Take the risk.
Open up.

Now take your shirt off,
and get in there.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Serena:
So, I'm just gonna go ahead

and address
the George nightmare.

It was not me at my best,

and out of everyone,

I am the most embarrassed
in front of you.

Why me?

Uh, because you're perfect.

[ Laughs ] I mean, you are.

This girl's sad. You're, like, this stand-up guy

with this perfect daughter

and this perfect body, clearly.

[ Laughs ]

You're like the moral center here.

Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'm not perfect.

I mean, I was gone for a lot
of my daughter's life.

Yeah, fighting a war,
serving your country.

Yeah, and nobody gets out of
that without some scar tissue.

Well, what is it?

I-I try not
to talk about it.

It's just...

I totally --

Um, I totally get
if you don't talk about it,

but, you know, my dad
was in Vietnam,

and, um, yeah, he doesn't like
to talk about it, either.

But it made it really hard
for me to be close to him.

I want you to feel like
you can tell me everything.

♪♪

We were on
a-a routine patrol one night

when we were ambushed.

Impossible to tell friendlies from insurgents.

We were lucky
to get out alive.

Next morning, we were tasked
to reclear the objective.

And there's
this little girl there...

...sitting by her mother's
dead body,

staring into space...

and blood and dirt on her face
and her -- her clothes.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

I have nightmares
some nights.

I-I see the same look on Riley's face.

It's not your fault,
Owen.

It is, though.

I'll never not feel
responsible.

We took her mom from her.

It's okay.
It's okay.

Yes. This is what we want.
This is what we need.

Man tears! Yes!

It's a little sad,
don't you think?

Sad? No.

This wounded warrior shit,

it's, like, definition
of pussy magnet.

Okay, whatever,
but Jasper played great.

Duh.
I mean, money plus accent

equals Final Two,

but Owen is the one
that needs our help.

We got to convince Serena

that he can fit
into her world, so...

Rachel, uh,
you need to tell your girl

that she's gotta pick
Daddy Do-Right.

Hey, look.
I don't know.

She's still
pretty into August.

Hey, listen,
I need a class warfare finale.

Jasper versus Owen.

Right?
It's like "Downton Abbey,"

but with a hot fireman.

I mean, I would watch the shit
out of that, wouldn't you?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.
We're all set.

I got Gary seated at a table
with all the reporters --

Buzzfeed,even
The New York Times.

[ Chuckling ] Nice.

As soon as he gets up
to make his speech,

we blast out all the e-mails,
we prove he embezzled.

They're gonna be on him
like a pack of wolves.

You know, I forgot

what a duplicitous asshole
you could be.

Who do you think taught you,
huh?
[ Laughs ]

Hey, Chetty.

Madison just said you changed
the whole seating charts.

Why would you do that
to me?

Like, I had individualized
press kits.

Now I don't know
where to put them.

Look.
Just give them to Madison.

She can hand them out to
the reporters as they come in.

Yeah, they'll have them
before they sit down.

Tweet during cocktail hour.Mm-hmm.

That is a great idea.

You guys are really amazing
at this. Bye.

Mwah. Bye.Bye, bye, bye.

Bye.

♪♪

Oh, really?

We are amazing at this.

Always have been.

♪♪

See?
CIA.

I don't know how you do it,

but all three of these guys
are actually on board.

I'm not worthy.

I wish I could
take credit for it,

but they're actually
here for you.

So, let's talk
about tonight.

Well, I think
I have to choose August.

Mm.
I mean,
I know you're gonna say

it's 'cause he was in here
and he was all naked and sweaty

and we had sex
and he's just so hot.

Yes, yes, and yes, yes.

But I really -- I think --
I think he might be the one.

I think he could balance out
my crazy life, you know?

Ground me.
Show me how to live.

I am complicated enough
for two people.

Mm-hmm.
I think he might
be exactly what I need.

What?
What is it?

Quinn really wants it
to be Owen.

I mean,
that whole story he told.

I know.
He's incredible.

But I don't care
what Quinn wants.

These are
my real feelings, here.

She doesn't care about my life,
but I know you do.

[ Sighs ]

You know what?

Hmm?

Screw it.

Just go with your gut.

Yeah?
Yeah, August it is.

Really?
Yeah.

You're just gonna
break ranks like that?

What are you
gonna tell Quinn?

That you're my girl.

Come on.
This is your life, Serena.

What's the worst
that she's gonna do to me?

Throw pillar candles
at my head?

Bring it on.

[ Sighs ]

God, you look so good
in a tux.

I could just eat you up.

When we have time...Mm-hmm.

...do you want to go,
you know, upstairs?

Oh. Well, you know, you put
this whole party together,

and I want to see
the hors d'oeuvres.

I know, and they better get it
right, 'cause there's this --

Hi. How are you?
Hey.

This catering guy was giving me
all kinds of hassle

about the salmon puffs,
which I know

that I ordered
instead of stuffed mushrooms

because I hate mushrooms.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure
I've sorted all of it out.

I've got candles
still coming through there

and the lower
flower arrangements,

the taller ones
for there.

[ Chuckles ]

What?

♪♪

Are you seriously
back with Chet,

or are you planning
some kind of twisted threesome

with him
and fundraiser Barbie?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

He's a loser, Quinn...[ Ice cubes clink ]

...and he's just gonna drag
you down like he has for years.

Uh, first,
no one drags me anywhere.

And second, Chet and I
are not back together.

And third, it's none
of your damn business.

[ Chuckles ][ Chuckling ] Okay.

Now,
how about you tell me

what you're doing here
so early, huh?

Actually,
I, um -- I need a favor.

Mm.
Shoot.

I got some bad news
about my VR company.

Our Chinese buyer
who was 100% in

is apparently 100% out.

Ooh.
That sucks.

Yeah, which means...

I need a job.

[ Laughs ]

Yeah, I thought I wasn't
premium enough for you.

Okay.

I deserve that.

But I wouldn't be asking
if I didn't really need it.

Uh [Sighs]
now is not a good time.

There's some volatility
in my situation, actually.

It's not personal.

It's just business.

[ Ice clinking ]

I'm sorry.

Hmm.

Follow me.

[ Dance music playing ][ Camera shutters clicking ]

Tonight on "Everlasting,"

we will be raising
your blood pressure

with three black-tie
lady killers

and one red-hot lady.

We're also raising
sweet green cashola

for the groundbreaking

Chet Wilton School
of Reality TV Studies.

Now, as for
our gorgeous suitress,

Serena has selected August
as her date,

but our two remaining studs
will be out there among you,

competing for donations
in their name.

Whoever raises the most money

will, of course,
escort Serena home tonight

to make one last play
for her hand

ahead of our
elimination ceremony.

[ Cheers and applause ]

If Serena wanted
August as her date,

what are these other guys
doing here?

Shockingly,
Quinn didn't love

you not delivering
on her choice,

so this was my idea.

What is with
your attitude?
[ Scoffs ]

No, honestly.
We've been cool all season.

No, Rachel, you've
been cool all season

because you've been doing
whatever the hell you want.

Jay, this is ridiculous.

So, she doesn't pick me
for the date,

and now I have to pimp myself
out for some absurd building?

You clean up nice, my friend.

Now, why don't you take
your fetching ass out there,

raise a disgusting amount
of money,

and show Serena
what a mistake she made?

Making a lot of money

is actually
a personal forte of mine.

Good boy.

Thank you, man.
Let's do this.

Damn it.

Dan.
What's up?

What is up Jay's ass?

He's being a total dick.

I mean, like, yeah,
I know I deserve it sometimes.

But this time, it's, like,
literally out of nowhere.

Uh...

You know what?
We should get together.

We should
have a beer sometime

and talk about anything
other than work.

You know, like our dads
or just, like, our lives, right?

Talk about our lives?

Yeah. Yeah.
Maybe tomorrow.

I mean,
if you're free, okay?Uh...

I'll talk to you soon.Just -- Um...Okay.

[ Dance music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

If you don't take him, missy,
I will.

[ Laughs ]

Serena!

Why don't you come here?

Serena!

This lovely couple here

is willing to donate $25,000

if you climb up on this table
right now and kiss me.

Ladies and gentlemen,
how could she refuse this

for such a good cause?

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Door opens ]

♪♪

The eagle has landed.

Well, the eagle's about
to be road kill.

Let him get a drink
first.

[ Laughing ]
Hey, buddy, how are you?

Good to see you.

Hey, let's get a drink.
How was the traffic?

Uh, traffic was fine,
thank you.

Oh, heads up.

-Hi.
-Robin.

Hi.

What the hell
is she doing here?

You want me
to get security?

No.
No, I'll -- I'll handle it.

Uh, I didn't know
you two knew each other.

Lesbian mafia.

Mm, small world.

Can I talk to you
for a second?

Waiter!
Get her a drink.

I'm pretty sure
last time you were here,

I kicked your ass
off my set.

Hmm.I'm wearing my Manolos
this time,

and I am happy
to do it again.

Actually,
I'm here as a guest of Gary's.

Hi.

Hi.

Don't get comfortable.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'm sorry.

Quinn,
what a spectacular party.

Cut the crap, Gary.[ Clears throat ]

What is Robin doing here?

Oh, Robin is here to cover
your retirement speech.

My what?

Yes, tonight,
I'll be announcing

you're forgoing
your overall deal

and leaving "Everlasting"
effective immediately.

I'll be glad to tell 'em
whatever you'd like,

you know, that you want to spend
more time with family or --

Oh, wait. No, that wouldn't
work, would it?

But I'm sure you'll come up
with something.

Scotch, neat.

You know,
I think you're having

that mental breakdown
we've always known was coming.

Well, you'll do it.

It's your last chance
to leave with dignity.

Robin's article lays out
all the dirt on you,

so I'm gonna fire you
tonight,

along with a harshly worded
condemnation from network.

Why? Because Robin claims that
I don't play well with women?

Who cares?

No,
because along with all that,

Robin has discovered --

[ Whispering ]
Well, actually, maybe I told her

that, um,
there's a lot more

you've been hiding
here at "Everlasting,"

and I realized
I don't need Chet

to get me proof of your misdeeds
to bring you down

because women like you
can't afford to make mistakes.

Remember?
Hmm.

Uh, you seem
to be forgetting

about a little thing
called leverage.

All those e-mails
that I have

proving that you embezzled money
from us and the studio?

The press here
is gonna eat them up.

I'mnot
going down tonight, Gary.

Youare.

Hmm.

How confident are you that, uh,
you still have those e-mails?

♪♪

[ Glass thuds ]

♪♪

What?

What?!

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

Only 10 minutes left to bid

on your favorite suitor,
ladies and gents.

Coming up, I will usher in

the head
of our esteemed network.

Mr. Gary Taylor is with us
this evening, everybody,

to make an exciting announcement

about the future
of "Everlasting."

What's the announcement?
Is it about me?

Yeah.

I need you right now.

Look, okay, fine.

Quinn, whatever it is,
can it just wait

until after the bidding
is over?

I mean,
I know you don't like it,

but I'm trying to help Serena
find a husband.

Screw Serena.

Gary is going
to retire me tonight.

What?

Gary cannot get up
on that stage, or I am done.

Seriously, Quinn,
what are you talking about?

I need you to create

a distraction
of biblical proportions

'cause I have to go deal with
that cockroach of a reporter.

She is a contestant, Rachel.
Come on.

This life, this career,
this is all I have.

♪♪

We both saw Owen's date today.
You know you can use that.

♪♪

Come on.

Please.

♪♪

I got you.

♪♪

Chet: Everything okay?

Ladies, hi.
Hi.

Do you guys mind if I borrow
August for just one second?

I promise I'll bring him
right back.
Oh.

-What's up?
-It's a surprise.

One second.
-One second.

This way. Thanks, guys.
He'll be right back.

I'll meet you right outside.

Hey, I need to do
a down and dirty,
one-on-one interview, so --

-Right now?
-Yeah.

We're right
in the middle of a --No, listen.
Quinn wants to create,

some, like, real competition
between August and Owen.
Let's go. Take the camera.

All right.
What about the crew?Let's just -- Come on.
Here we go.

All right.
-Uh, walk with me.

How you doing, Quinn?

You look a little pale.

How much?

Excuse me?

To kill the article.
How much?
Oh, that.

I already gave it to my editor,
so it's out of my hands.

Meaning it's going
to put you on the map,

so you're not
going to stop it.

One career ends,
another begins.
[ Sighs ]

You know, the magazine business
is on life support.

We both know
it can't be your end game.

I can get you
a real platform,

a nightly primetime spot

on one of our cable
news networks.

I could sell your whole shtick
in a heartbeat.

I don't need you to sell
my shtick.

I've been taking meetings,
and once this profile comes out,

I'll probably be taking
a lot more.

Such a sweet offer, though.

A few more moves like this,

and I'm sure you'll rehab
that image in no time.

♪♪

Sorry to pull you
out of there,

but Quinn is just up my ass
about getting them.

You know how she is.

Yep. Yeah. Right.You guys all look so great.

You guys are in your tuxes,
um, except for, uh, Owen.

He's not in his tux.

What do you --
How do you feel

about him wearing
his military uniform tonight?

I mean, I know
that you're a pacifist.

Yeah, I am.

Um, all right.
I'm not really into

the military's mission
myself,

but I just try
to live and let live.

Owen's not a bad guy.

I'm sure he believes
in what he did over there.

What do you think he did?

I mean,
I know that we've all seen

the pictures
of those dead children.

I mean, Owen wouldn't --

In any war,
every soldier has

some responsibility
for what happens.

But most people think
that the troops
are unbelievably brave.

Look, I can't think
of anything more brave

than standing up
for what I believe in,

which is the dignity
of human life.

I mean, soldiers enforce
fear and submission.[ Sighs ]

Mm-hmm.
I've worked
all around the world

to promote peace.

I've been out there
on the front line.

Yeah, but not like
a veteran has, not really.

Morethan a veteran has,
and I was unarmed.

What is weak is hiding

behind a uniform and armor
and machine guns,

and then you go
and call yourself a hero?

Sorry, but that's
my definition of cowardice.

Uh, are we done?

Yep.

That guy has no idea what
he's talking about, Rachel.I know.

My brother died fighting
over there

so some Aussie
can come over here

on some reality television
show and say that shit?

Okay, I know.
We're definitely

gonna give Owen
a chance to respond.

'Cause he's spouting
that bullshit like it's gospel.

We need to get Owen's response,
like, now.

-Let's do it.
-All right.

You know what? No, no, no.
The speech is about to start.

Listen, we'll get it later.

If not, we'll definitely
get it for the next episode.

No, no, Rach, this can't air
without a response.I'm so sorry, but --

You can't let that air.

We're just running
out of time.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

Owen, hey, dude, I thought
you'd want to see this.

We just did an interview
with August.

Look, he's saying all
this shit about the military.

Look, in any war, every soldier has some responsibility...

It's disrespectful, man.

This is bullshit.Yeah. Yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen,
uh, please,

help me welcome Gary Taylor!

[ Laughs ][ Applause ]

Nice to see you again.Thank you.

This is for you.

Gary:
What a great evening, huh?

Isn't this a great evening?

And some surprises
yet to come.

[ Applause ]

We have had a wild ride...

Hey, what the hell have you been
saying about me, man?

Listen,
I don't want to be involved

in any aggression,
all right, mate?

I'm defending myself
againstaggression.

Against your attack
on the military

I risked my life
serving in.

You got a problem with that?
Say it to my face.

Yeah, I do have a problem
with it, okay?

That's what pacifism is.

Turn off the stage mic

and turn up
the contestants' lavs.

Put 'em through
the speakers now!

What about them?

It's not that simple, man.Oh, it's not?

There are sick individuals
in this world

who prey on the weak
and vulnerable.[ Audio feedback screeches ]

Somebody's gotta stop 'em,
and I'm sorry,

but they don't exactly respond
to incense and drum circles.

This is great.August: But how many people
have you hurt or killed

because you had the power
of deadly weapons, mate?

How many women, Owen?
How many children?

If I were you,
I would shut my mouth right now.

What if your daughter
was a little Iraqi girl?

Would those Iraqis matter
to you then?

I'm not gonna fight you, mate,
all right? I've got principles.

Owen: Oh, yeah, it's easy
to hide behind principles

when you have the privilege
of living in a bubble

where you never had to make
hard choices.

No.
Be honest, mate.

This is who you really are --
a fighting machine.

The military took
your humanity.

They made you all killers.

[ Screams ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Crowd chattering ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh, my God!

-Ho!
-Owen, come on, man.

[ Indistinct chatter ]

All right. All right.
Take it easy!

Get him out of here!
Let's go!

[ Punch lands ]

[ Grunts]

-Take him away.
-Get him out of here.

I owe you one,
Goldberg.

Your boy, Owen, might not come
out of this looking so good.

Well, don't worry.
I can definitely work with this.

[ Both chuckle ]

♪♪

♪♪

What an eventful
and yet sobering night

here at "Everlasting."

In light of this, we're having
a change of plans.

We will be honoring our vets

for the remainder
of the evening.

If you would, please,
all of you, I'd love it

if you would don
your blue ribbons

which, as of today,
will commemorate veterans

and the struggles that they face

not on the battlefield,
but and at home.

Thank you.

[ Extreme Music's "And I'm
Coming Home" plays on video ]

♪ Don't give up hope
'cause the river still flows♪

♪ And I'm coming home♪

♪ And I'm coming home♪

♪ It's not over yet, hearts
still beat in our chest♪

Serena:
Come on, Rachel.

I mean, Quinn produced
all of that, right?

That wasn't like Owen
at all,

and the stuff
that August was saying,

I mean, she pushed it
way too far.

Using what Owen told me earlier?

I mean, that's --
that's despicable.
Who does that?

[ Music continues in distance ]

No, you're right, yeah,
that was really mean,

but, um...

it wasn't Quinn.

Look.
I saw Jeremy.

He was, like,
talking to Owen

after this interview
that I did with August.

He probably
just set him off.

Okay, yeah,
but Quinn is very happy

to capitalize on it

and turn this entire evening
into a farce.

This is what I'm talking about.

This is why you need
to come work for me.

A fist fight does not make it
a good night.

Blame it on Jeremy.
That's cute.

You do realize
this whole mess reeks

of vintage
Rachel Goldberg, right?

So much
for essential honesty.

Look, I didn't --
I knew it was bad, but --

Quinn just needed help.

[ Chuckles ]
There it is.

It's just so easy
for you to rationalize

your god-awful behavior.

Did Quinn need you to screw
Alexi last night, too?

How do you even know...

And why do you even care
if I slept with Alexi?

Because I broke up
with Xavier for him.

What?

We had a thing, Rachel,
it was happening,

and, um,
I thought he cared about me

until he told me

in no uncertain terms
that he didn't,

and then he screwed you.

Jay, look, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to --You never mean to.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh [ Indistinct conversations ]

Dan, hey.

That was a pretty intense
fight, huh?

Uh, yeah, yep.

You have a minute to talk?

Like, now?

Mm-hmm.

Uh...

♪♪

[ Both breathing heavily ]

What are we doing?

What?
What do you mean?

You brought me in here
and started --

We aren't really friends,
are we?

[ Sighs ]
To be honest, Rachel,

I think you're the...

scariest person
I've ever met.

♪♪

[ Door opens ]

That was stupid.

Quinn.
Well done tonight.

Yeah, your, uh,
convenient, little brawl

saved you for now,

but, uh, that article
is coming out.

And when it does, the network
will be licking my balls,

begging me to fire you,

and I will be only too happy
to oblige.

Just go home, Gary,

and don't ever mention your
balls to me or anybody ever.

Soon, my dear.

Soon!

♪♪

Tonight,
only two men will receive

our one-of-a-kind,
limited edition,

gold-plated Chet Wilton School
of Reality TV Studies cufflinks.

Now it is time
for Serena to decide

which man will leave
empty-wristed.

Serena?

Before you begin,
I have to say something.

I am so deeply sorry
for what happened here tonight.

I acted in a way
that makes me ashamed

to call myself a soldier.

August, you have the right
to express your opinions.

Hell,
that's what I fought for.

Serena, I am so sorry
for any pain that I caused you.

I just lost control.

I think the only way
for me to move forward

is to eliminate myself
from this competition.

[ Scoffs ]It's been a pleasure
getting to know you,

and I wish all of you
the best.

Owen, wait.

[ Crowd murmurs ]

I don't want you to go.

This is -- oh, God --

an incredibly
difficult decision,

but I know that I admire
and respect you so much,

and I don't want us
to end with this.

Serena.No. I -- [ Sighs ]

I wish tonight hadn't gone
the way that it did,

but I know
that the emotions

behind these issues
are complicated,

and honestly,
being from a military family,

what you said,
it made sense to me.

Serena,
look what he did, okay?

I'm only saying this
to protect you.

The guy,
he's clearly damaged.

Yeah.

I'm -- I'm damaged, too.

I mean...

we're human.

♪♪

Oh, August, I am so sorry,

but I have to say goodbye
to you tonight.

-Serena, don't.
-I think you are wonderful,

but, uh, I realized tonight
that you do --

you live in a bubble,

a world of what should be
instead of what is,

and I-I need a partner
who sees it that way, too.

Okay.

[ Sniffles ]

♪♪

Let me guess.

Quinn asked you to produce
some big moment for the show,

and you did it.

Yeah,
something like that.

So what happened
to that great relationship

with Serena
you were so proud of?

It is great.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

So, were you thinking
about what was best for her

when you were blowing stuff up
for Quinn, or --

Yeah, well, hey.

At least you got
what you wanted out of it.

What does that mean?

I didn't want anything.

Oh, come on, Rachel.

You must get something

out of these things
you do fororuinn.

You're willing to sacrifice
every relationship you have.

So, what is it?

Maybe some of that love you
never got from your real mother?

You learn that
in Psych 101?

You can deny it
all you want,

but what Quinn
is asking you to do, Rachel,

that is not
what love looks like.

♪♪

Look, it's not Quinn.
It's not her fault.

You're right.
This is up to you.

You already broke off
one dysfunctional relationship

when you cut ties
with your mother.

Now you have
a decision to make.

Can you do it again
with Quinn?

♪♪

Hey.

Well, finally took Crystal home,

convinced her the evening
was a smashing success.

Hey, that was incredible,

the way you turned
the whole thing around.

Mm-hmm, yeah.
Incredible.

I still have a noose
around my neck.

I just get to spend some time
hanging around

till someone kicks the bucket
out from under me.

We'll figure it out, huh?
We'll fix it.

As long as we're together,

there's nothing we can't face,
kiddo.

Hmm.

Tomorrow,

I'm gonna break up
with Crystal, and --

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why would you do that?

Why would you break up
with her?

So you and I can be together
for real.

Well, don't.

I don't want that.

I don't want to go down
that road again.

You don't want to go down...Listen, Chet, I mean,
you saw my house.

That's my plan
for the future,

if I even still have one
at this point.

[ Sighs ]

I am sorry if I gave you
the wrong impression.

Listen, I, um --
I need to make some calls

to figure out
what my strategy is, here.

Oh.

Uh...yeah, I mean...

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

[ Cellphone clatters ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Silverware clanking ]

I thought that was
really great today.

Got all those flags up.
I thought they looked awesome.

You backstabbing
little rodent.

What?
You're fired.

Why?

You wiped my computer clean.

You knew where to look,
and you knew what was at stake.

Quinn, I didn't do that.
I --

You know, I was willing
to give you a million chances...

I really didn't....to help you grow
that thick skin

that you need
in this business...

Quinn....because we are a family,

a dysfunctional insane asylum,
yes, but a family.

I don't know who did that,
Quinn, but it wasn't me.

I don't keep traitors
in my family...

so you are cut out.

Excommunicated.

Maybe Gary can help you,
but I don't really are.

Just don't ever come back.

♪ I want to live

♪ Not be afraid and forsaken

♪ Rise [ Sighs ]

♪ From the embers
to the flames ♪

♪ As we circle the moon

♪♪

Nice work.

Quinn never saw it coming.

So, the job is mine?

You deliver, I deliver.

Got to say, I wasn't sure

you'd go against
your pal like this.

Huh.
Quinn's a big girl.

It's not personal.
It's business.

♪♪

[ Engine starts ]All right. Let's go.

♪ I want to live

♪ Not be afraid and forsaken

♪ Rise from the embers
to the flames ♪

♪ As we circle Hey.

♪ The moon

I can't believe
I fell for it again.

You produced me,
the whole thing --

the last-minute interview,

running out of time
to talk to Owen.

That fight was your end game,
and I fell for it again.

You used me again.

Jeremy --I killed two people,
Rachel,

for you,

'cause I thought
that I-I loved you.

Like somehow
that made it sane.

♪♪

You made me a murderer.

I know.

I did that to you.
I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

♪♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪