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Rachel?
What the hell's going on?
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Just getting my father
away from his jailor.
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And if you follow us,
I'm gonna go to the police.
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Jay: You cannot wean your dad
off of lithium
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here in a grip truck.Okay, look.
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He should've never been on
those meds in the first place.
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My God,
you're gorgeous.
[ Laughs ]
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This is Riley...
Oh.
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...my baby girl.
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This is what $400,000
looks like.
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I need you to know
that that bet,
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none of it means anything
compared to you.
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Why so sad?
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Sissy no bounce?
We broke up.
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This is what always
makes me feel better.
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This Emmy thing --
I think this is my one shot
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at leaving a legacy
to my son,
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who I'll probably
never see again.
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You can win an Emmy.
You can see your son.
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But you have to fight.
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You stay right where you are.
Don't you come near me.
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I see you.
What are you doing to her?
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I tried to
protect you.
Dad.
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I couldn't protect
you before.
Dad, it's okay.
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Sweetheart,
it happened in my house!
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It should've been the safest
place of all for you.
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It's okay.
Come on, Dad.
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It's too much, Rach.
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No, it's fine, Dad,
really.
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It's what you need.
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♪♪
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Hey, Dad.
How's it going?
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It's going good.
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Well, it's just going like
yesterday, I guess.
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I know I've been
calling a lot.
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I'm worried about you.
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No, don't --
don't do that.
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You know, everybody
says I'm --
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I'm taking very well
to the titrating, so...
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I'm gonna be off these drugs
before you know it.
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That's great.
Dad, no, that's really good.
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A-And what do they say? Do they
say, like, a few more weeks?
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Uh...yeah.
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Rach, I don't know.
I, uh...
No, look, Dad.
Listen to me. I do, okay?
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I talked to your doctor, and
he completely agrees with me.
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You never should've been
on lithium in the first place.
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Just hang in there,
okay?
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Yeah, okay.
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All right.
I'll call you again tomorrow.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you, too,
sweetheart.
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[ Click ]
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[ Panting ][ Footsteps approaching ]
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Did you talk
to your dad?
I did.
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He seems
a little bit lonely,
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but I really think
he's doing great.
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Good.
Mm-hmm.
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'Cause it's
hometown dates.
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You sure
you're up for this?
100%.
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[ Panting continues ]
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[ Moaning ]
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Great.
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[ Panting quickens ]
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And...
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[ Grunts loudly ]...there you go.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs deeply ]
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Hmm.
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[ Door opens ]
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♪ I'm going down,
deeper still ♪
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Oh. Hi.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Okay.
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Now, I know
I don't play for this team,
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but damn if I don't appreciate
the eye candy.
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[ Groans ]
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Look, I actually do
work here, okay?
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Mm.
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This is really impressive,
Quinn King.
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Yeah. Well, why don't you
stick around for the day?
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See how it's done.
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You know, unless you have
somewhere else to be.
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[ Laughing ] Yeah.
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Nowhere that looks this good
with its shirt off.
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[ Laughs ]I'll tell you that much.
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[ Grunts ]
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All right, hometown dates.
Pitch me, people.
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Well, I mean,
it's got to be Owen.[ Groans ]
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We've got
this gorgeous single dad,
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he's got
an adorable daughter.
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She's never had a mother
before.
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And we make an entire family
for this little girl.
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Yeah, 'cause nothing
says "romance"
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like crayon stains in
Nowheresville, Colorado.
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It is so boring!
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Let's go to
the U.K., baby --
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Jasper's family's country house
in the Cotswolds.
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Like, Serena is, like,
this close to forgiving him.
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I just think --You know, I really think
it should be Zach, though.
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Of course you do.[ Scoffs ]
Shocker.
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Well, he's so cute. And he
would be great for her brand.
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Right, and he's also
your last guy.
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Mm-hmm.
He is a Millennial
dream.
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He has 3.8...Both: 3.8 million followers.
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We are all aware,
Madison.
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Fiona,
what do you think?
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Come on up.
Okay.
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Let's see.
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I say you go fireman.
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Thank you.
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Silicon Valley powerhouse
gives it all up
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to become a mom with a veteran
from Small Town USA,
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healing a divided nation.Mnh-mnh.
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Or the death of feminism.
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Both very hot right now.
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Okay, but that's not
what this would be.
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This would be
making a family
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for a young girl
who's never had a real mother.
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Either way, I mean,
it's got to be worth, what,
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two, three points
in the demo?
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There's not gonna be a dry eye
from here to Peoria.
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I like the sound of that!
[ Snaps fingers ]
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Chetetu put on pants
this morning. How refreshing.
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You tucked your dick
into yours.
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How nice.
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Jealous it's bigger?
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Touché, sir.
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Uh, can I talk to you
in private for a second?
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Uh, sure.
And you --
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Owen's the one,
so go sell your girl.
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Rachel: Do you hear that?
Owen's the one.
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You hear that?
You want me to say it again?
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-I heard!
-Owen's the one.
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[ Clears throat ]
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All right.
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I decided
to take your advice.
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I called my attorney,
and I'm gonna ask
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for supervised visitation
with my son.
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Wow. Good for you.
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I'm sober.
I'm taking parenting classes.
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There's just one thing.
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My attorney says...
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I need
a character witness.
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[ Laughs ]
What, a-are you asking me
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to be
your character witness?
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Who else? I mean, we were
together for 10 years![ Sighs ]
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Nobody knows me better.
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Okay, I was your mistress,
all right?
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That's not exactly
an ace in the hole.
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No, that's the point.
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W-We're no longer together,
so you have no vested interest.
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You know,
I-I don't know, Chet.
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I don't know.
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My attorney says
that you're my best shot.
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Because you're
my onlyshot, really.
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♪♪
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I'm baring my soul here.
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Oh, yeah?
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You still have
one of those?
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I want a relationship
with my son.
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Fine.
Are we done?
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Oh, yes!
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Oh! Thank you.
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Mm.
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Okay.
All right, all right.
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Look, don't make me
regret it.
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Ohh.
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I really think
that you should pick Owen.
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Owen?
Yeah.
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I think
there's got to be a reason
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why you guys had that connection
on the first night.
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I don't know.
We are really different people.
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I mean,
he's a really good guy.
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I mean,
he's a simple guy...
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in the best possible way,
just like your father.
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You said that your parents have
been married, like, 40 years?Uh-huh.
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And you got to want that
for yourself.
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Is this what Quinnwants
or what youwant?
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Honestly? Both.
Mm-hmm.
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But that doesn't mean
that it's the wrong choice.
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Trust me on this.
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He could be the one.
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Five suitors, four continents,
but only one hometown date.
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Serena must decide today
which man will not only give her
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the key to his home...
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but also to his heart.
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I've thought a lot about what
the hometown date really means.
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Um, it's a chance for me to see
how I fit into your lives
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and into the lives of those
who love you the most.
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So, with that in mind,
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the place
that I most want to go...
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is Frontier Creek,
Colorado.
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Owen,
will you take me home?
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Umm...
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Rachel,
what is happening?
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Your boy is about to tank
my heartland hometown.
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I'm sorry.
Can we -- can we cut?
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No! No, we cannot cut!
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Yeah, w-we're not
cutting, dude.
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Well, I-I'm gonna need
a second, so...
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No -- Jeremy, go!
Follow him!
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Do not let him out
of your sight!
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Go! Go! Go!Owen!
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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Owen.
What's going on?
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Hey, hey!
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You know, it's just,
I...
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I'm just not sure about
some of your choices.
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[ Laughing ] What
does that mean?
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It means you found out that
Jasper was here on a bet,
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and then you kept him --
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after he bought
his way back in.
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Is this a guy with
a conscience?[ Laughs ]
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The peonies?
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That was him trying to apologize. It was sweet.
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Of course you
thought that.[ Groans ]
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Because it's him.
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Because you guys know
the same people.
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You went to the same
schools.
That is not why
I forgave him.
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You were a bet,
Serena.
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Jasper didn't even know who
I was when he made that bet!
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And that's my point!
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He's still the guy
that would've slept
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with anyone to win a bet.
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And if you're really
okay with that,
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I don't think you're the kind
of person who I want
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to take home
to my daughter.
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Oh, great!
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[ Laughs ]
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You need to fix
this, Rachel.
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[ Footsteps approaching ]
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Rachel: Serena?
Oh, my God.
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Honestly, I'm,
like, so sorry.
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I had no idea that
that was gonna happen.
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Like, that was not
a setup, okay?
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I promise.
I-I know. I know.
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But what Owen said,
that was completely unfair.
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No, that was
completely fair.
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I mean, I havebeen making
allowances for Jasper
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that I-I wouldn't make
for anyone else.
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I'm gonna head back out there.
I'll talk to Owen.
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I'll get him
back on board.
No, Iwill.
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I want to talk
to Owen.
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Yeah, I w-want to talk
to him myself.
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I need a camera
on Serena -- now.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
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Hi.
252
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:16,033
It's hard to get away
in this place.
253
00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:19,123
Look, I'm sorry about
what I said. It was --No. No, no.
254
00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,648
You were exactly right.
255
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,867
The truth is, I've dated guys
like Jasper my whole life,
256
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,174
and it's gotten
me nowhere.
257
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,611
I mean, it's you that
I want to go home with.
258
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,352
I mean, you've --
you've been there for me
259
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:32,267
since the first night.
260
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:36,097
And...honestly,
I've neglected you.
261
00:09:36,140 --> 00:09:37,272
I don't know why,
262
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:38,969
but it is so clear
263
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:42,756
that you are the only
truly good man here.
264
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,541
I'm just really sorry that I
didn't realize it till now.
265
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,021
Will you give me
another chance?
266
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:49,632
Take me home with you.
Let me meet Riley.
267
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:52,592
This is good, Rachel!
Look at you!
268
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,724
I think...
269
00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,639
that Riley's
gonna love you.
270
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,728
She made that almost
seem believable.
271
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,121
And...cut!
272
00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:01,862
See? Come on.
It's real between them.
273
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,777
Well, real or not,
whatever gets her
274
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,996
all Rocky Mountain High
is fine by me.
275
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,998
W-- Uh, who's Riley?
Is she the kid?
276
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,044
Mm-hmm. She's Owen's daughter.
She's so cute.
277
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:12,002
She loves dogs.
She hates clowns.
278
00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,048
I mean, your adorable,
typical 6-year-old.
279
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,224
Okay! All right, people!
Let's go!
280
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,573
I need everybody to
make sure they take
281
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,053
their altitude-sickness
pills.
282
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,316
I don't another
Peru debacle.
283
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:26,364
Good trip, everyone!
284
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,498
Buses and trucks are leaving
285
00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,673
for the airport
in five minutes.
286
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:31,761
Jay!
287
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,633
No hard feelings, bud.
288
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:35,765
I know you had your heart
set on merry old England.
289
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,506
I thought for sure you were
gonna send in Jasper
290
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:38,942
during Serena's apology.Please. I don't care.
291
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,727
It gives me time to work
on "Passport to Dance."
292
00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,467
But you have fun
freezing your ass off.
293
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,513
[ Smooches ] Bye!
294
00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,212
Jeremy: Doc.
295
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:49,300
Hey.
296
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,693
How's Rachel?
297
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,564
Yeah,
Serena's in the other van.
298
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,697
That whole thing that happened
with her dad...
299
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,264
Yeah. Listen, Jeremy.
300
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,396
Um, I understand
your concern,
301
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,269
but I think it's
best for you
302
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:04,707
if you kept a little
distance from Rachel.
303
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,709
Oh, because you'rethe only one
that can save her now?
304
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,669
Have a good trip.
305
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,240
Hey, babe.
306
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,894
Do you think this jacket's
warm enough for Colorado?
307
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,157
Or should I bring
my down?
308
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,593
All right, I'll see you guys
there. I'll see you guys.
309
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,247
Um...
310
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:26,076
You know, actually...
neither.
311
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,775
They want you to stay here and
shoot "A" cam at the mansion.
312
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,211
Your name's gonna be
on the call sheet.
313
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,517
It's a legit promotion,
if you're up for it.
314
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,519
This is huge!
Of course I'm up for it!
315
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:37,609
Thank you.
316
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,134
You guys ready?
317
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,831
Let's get this party
started!
318
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,747
[ Whistles ]
319
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,054
[ Laughing ] Nice!
320
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,926
A real step up from the
assistants pool, King.
321
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:53,451
Yeah, I knew I had made it
when I got my own bar cart.
322
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,279
[ Laughing ] Oh, man.
323
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:58,935
Your deadbeat dad must be up
your ass looking for handouts.
324
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,720
How isRandy?
325
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,243
Actually, he's dead.
326
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,592
[ Laughs ]
Ohh!
327
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,725
Damn. I'm sorry.
I didn't --
328
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,248
Wait.
329
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,511
You talk to your mom
at the funeral?
330
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,165
How'd that go?Well, it was great.
331
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,733
'Cause she didn't show,
as usual.
332
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:14,821
[ Laughs ]
333
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,649
Uh, listen.
Hmm?
334
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:21,262
I have a proposition
for you.
335
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,916
I'm so flattered, honey.
336
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,613
But you're not my type.
337
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:27,224
[ Laughs ]
It is a business
proposition.
338
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,400
Look, Gary promised me
four shows...
Mm-hmm.
339
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,924
...and now I got
to deliver.
340
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,797
So, what do you say
you and I partner up
341
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,191
and we burn down this
boys club together?
342
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,019
Quinn, uh...
343
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,934
You said that you wanted
to get back into scripted,
344
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,500
and I am up
for that, too.
345
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,330
I can't.
Why not?
346
00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,028
I only want to get back
into scripted
347
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:50,160
if I can make high-end,
premium content.
348
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,814
And that's not
your brand.
349
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,251
I am trying to make
that my brand.
350
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,079
[ Chuckling ] Quinn.
351
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,560
"Everlasting" is
a schlocky dating show.
352
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,258
"Will she find love?"
Who cares?
353
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:04,696
The kinds of stories I'm talking
about strike a cultural chord.
354
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,263
They mean more,
go deeper.
355
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:09,223
Excuse me, but I am
finding a mommy
356
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,268
for Little Orphan
What's-Her-Face.
357
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,661
That is deep.
358
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,010
Quinn, you can't
seriously believe
359
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,185
what Rachel is selling?
360
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,013
I mean, she's kind
of a nutjob.
361
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,276
America's gonna
eat it up.
362
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,018
I can serve high-end without
putting people to sleep
363
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,412
with this PBS
euthanasia crap.
364
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,979
You really think
this show is that good?
365
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,981
No. Iam.
366
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:31,071
♪♪
367
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,725
Hey, Rach, uh...
368
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,423
I just want to see,
how's your dad doing?
369
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,078
Um, he's great, actually,
he is.
Yeah?
370
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:42,473
Yeah. Um, look, I just wanted
to thank you for, um...
371
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,431
your help.
372
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,608
I always liked your dad,
you know?
373
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,479
I don't know if he
liked me, but...
374
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,438
Are you kidding me?
Thank you.
375
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,875
He actually told
me to marry you.
376
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,225
Seriously?
Yeah.
377
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,314
I mean, he was also on drugs
at the time, so...
378
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,968
Yeah, yeah.
379
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,275
All right, guys, we've got
"B" camera waiting inside.
380
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,711
Serena, please,
let's bring you over.
381
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,495
Owen. Thank you.
382
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:08,456
All right, here we go.
We are rolling in...3, 2...
383
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:12,677
[ Siren wailing,
cheers and applause ]
384
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,984
Hey, guys.
385
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,943
Nice to meet you.
386
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,509
[ Gasps ]
Oh, my goodness. Thank you.
387
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,641
Daddy!
388
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,425
Riley! Come here!
389
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,079
Hi, baby girl!
How are you?
390
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,428
Good? Yeah?
391
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:26,778
I want you to
meet somebody.
392
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:27,954
Hi!
393
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,825
You're my new mommy!Oh! What?
394
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,479
Uh, no, I'm not. I --
395
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,569
I mean, I-I might be...
396
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,136
[ Chuckles ]
...someday.
397
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,965
Um, can you
shake hands?
398
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,531
Yeah.
399
00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,316
Got to shake a little
tougher than that.
400
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,883
There you go. That's a good,
strong handshake.
401
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,667
Riley: Uh...Daddy?
402
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,103
Riley, why don't we go get
you some ginger ale, huh?
403
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,409
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
404
00:14:48,452 --> 00:15:00,769
♪♪
405
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,077
What the hell
What does it look like?doing?
406
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,600
Think this is gonna
impress Serena?
407
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,993
Digging a hole?
408
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,733
It's not a hole, mate.
409
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,126
It's an infiltration pit.
410
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,823
The mansion's got a huge
runoff problem,
411
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,956
and this pit will
allow the rainwater
412
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,697
to percolate down
through the soil.
413
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,960
So you're digging
a hole, then?That's very funny.
414
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,397
It's actually an
environmental disaster.
415
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:23,966
And none of this is to, uh,
impress Serena?
416
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,490
I'm pretty sure my time for
impressing Serena is long gone,
417
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,665
all right?
418
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,537
So, while I'm
still here,
419
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,974
I need to get back to the real
reason I came on this show.
420
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,411
And what's that?Tell the world the
environment needs saving.
421
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:38,415
And something as little
as a hole,
422
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,851
anyone can make
a difference.
423
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,984
Maybe even you.For the love of God.
424
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,595
My investments have made more
in interestfor clean water
425
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,990
than your sodding eco-business
could make in a lifetime.
426
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,036
Lady, you okay?
427
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,386
I don't know. I just,
like, froze, or something.
428
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,431
She's a kid. She doesn't
even know what she's saying.
429
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,346
No, Rachel,
she seemed pretty clear.
430
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,479
She's 6 years old.I know. I know that.
431
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,437
But I don't have a lot
of experience with kids.
432
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,266
My nephews live back east,
so I never see them.
433
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,790
O-Obviously, I knew that Owen
had a daughter,
434
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,488
I just, you know,
435
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,403
I'm just not really sure that
I'm ready to be insta-mom.
436
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,796
All Riley wants is somebody
to love her.
437
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,277
I mean, she's never even
had a real mom.
438
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:15,800
And you would be
an incredible one.
439
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,628
Yeah?
440
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,152
Must be nice being
a corporate shill
441
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,850
who's never gotten dirt
under his fingernails or --
442
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,548
or broken a sweat,
like a realman.
443
00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,550
Hmm. That's funny.
444
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,943
Thank you.
You're a funny man.
445
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,858
Um...you know what?
446
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,816
I...
447
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,689
I think I, uh...
448
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,778
I think I feel like
digging a hole, too.
449
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,172
You sure you don't want
to just sit and watch?
Get a cup of tea?
450
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,043
Just take it easy, Princess,
all righty?
451
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,219
Right. Watch me.
452
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,439
Hey,
what the hell is this?
453
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,050
Are you just
giving up now?
454
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,358
Yo. I was meditating.
You just blocked my chi.
455
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,012
Look, you are
my last guy.
456
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,752
If you get cut,
then Igo home, too.
457
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,058
I ain't goin' nowhere.
458
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,625
We need a plan.So, what're you --
459
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,453
Look, you got to stop
stressing, all right?
460
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,150
I got my own plan.
I'm playing the slow game.
461
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,065
Serena and I,
we got a connection.
462
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,980
I'm like her confidant.Okay, she doesn't want
a friend.
463
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,547
She's looking for
a husband.
464
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,159
Hey. Sorry to interrupt.
I just...
465
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,726
Should I be
filming that?
466
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,685
[ Both grunting ]
467
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,818
Yes, you should definitely
be filming that.
468
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,734
Ooh...
469
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:20,865
Ahhh...
470
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:21,823
Ahh...
471
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,608
Hey. Owen.
472
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:27,437
Owen, hey, I'm -- I'm so sorry
the "mommy" thing upset me.
473
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,440
I was afraid that this was all
gonna be too much, too soon.
474
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:34,140
It's not fair to you,
and it's not fair to Riley.
475
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,707
You got to understand,
she's everything to me.
476
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,188
So if things aren't good
with her,
477
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,582
then nothing else matters.
478
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,933
I think we just need some
daddy/daughter time -- alone.
479
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,022
Sure. Yeah, no.
Take all the time you need.
480
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:53,028
Hey.
Rachel, I'm worried
about this.
481
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,378
I mean, I feel like we didn't
really think this through.I thought this through.
482
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,076
I thought that this
was a really good idea,
483
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,425
which is why you are here.
484
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,124
Maybe Owen and I could,
like, sneak away later,
485
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,604
I mean, just
the two of us.
No!
486
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,301
Owen and Riley are, like,
this package deal.
487
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,129
You can't just
ship her off.
488
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:11,133
Well, look, Serena, if you're
not seeing her as a plus,
489
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,700
maybe this isn't
the right fit for you.
490
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,136
I don't know.
I don't know.
491
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,616
This is all happening
a little fast.
492
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,444
I think I just --
493
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,881
I just need a minute
to...think, okay?
494
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,578
Yeah. Okay.
495
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,059
♪♪
496
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,455
Quinn: Hey. Rachel?
497
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,239
Aren't you supposed to
be in the middle of a date?
498
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:31,588
Is there a problem?
499
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,547
Uh, yeah,
actually, there is.
500
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,157
Look,
I screwed up, okay?
501
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,811
Serena's just, like,
not into it.
502
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,074
The little girl ran into
her arms and called her "mommy,"
503
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,511
and it just completely
freaked Serena out.
504
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,035
[ Laughs ]
Well, we could definitely
make something out of that.
505
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,342
Okay, yeah, well, maybe youcan,
but I'm just not going to.
506
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:48,083
Ah! This is what
I was afraid of.
507
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,520
Rachel,
"Heartland Hometown Hero"
508
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,522
needs to win for ratings --
period!
509
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,480
[ Cellphone beeps ]
510
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,353
Hey, Jay!
511
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,138
Hey, what?
What's up?
512
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,489
Uh...Rachel's brain has
officially turned to mush.
513
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,969
I need you to prep Alexi,
because if Owen goes south,
514
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,450
then I need your guy to jump in
and spice things up.
515
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,409
Copy that.
Great.
516
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,194
Somebody go book me
a flight to Colorado!
517
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:18,069
♪♪
518
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,212
[ Car door closes ]
519
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,996
What's up? What're
you doing here?
520
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,303
You, uh, scared me a little
on the phone, Rachel.
521
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,566
Where is Serena?
522
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,307
Why is she not in full
mommy-mode?
523
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:39,961
I told you, that's
not gonna happen.
524
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,832
And why is that?
525
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,835
Look, I think it's not too late
to pull the plug.
526
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,403
You know, we could still head to
England. Jay was right.
527
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,145
Um, Owen is yourguy.
528
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,103
And you're just gonna
tank him like that?Right. No, I know.
529
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,105
He's my guy, and I care
about him -- and Serena,
530
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,195
which is why I just -- Look, I
really don't want to force this.
531
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,545
What happened to
"making a family"?
532
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,808
Serena isn't into it, and, what,
Riley's gonna grow up
533
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,244
thinking that this
was her fault?
534
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,898
I'm not doing that
to a 6-year-old.
535
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:07,380
Oh, my God. This is not
yourfamily, Rachel.
536
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,687
Riley is not you,
and Serena is not Olive.
537
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,559
I'm not gonna let her
screw up this kid.
538
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,908
We can't make Serena
feel something
539
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,257
she doesn't want to feel,
okay, Quinn?
540
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,086
That is our entire job
description, okay?
541
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,784
If she is not feeling it,
we makeher feel it.
542
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,438
So, go -- do your job.
543
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,791
Hey, don't get too attached
to this scenery.
544
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,402
If I have anything to say
about this, we're headed home
545
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,665
after this
last setup.
Why? What's
going on?
546
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,232
Quinn wants to make
big drama here,
547
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,537
but it's not good
for the kid.
548
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,278
So be thinking
a "tearful goodbye"
549
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,453
as the shot
composition.
550
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,063
Just a heads-up.
551
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:41,544
Hey, uh, Serena?Hey.
552
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,198
Can I, uh, talk to you before
we head to Owen's?
553
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,591
Listen, I-I've been thinking
about it...
554
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:45,635
Yeah.
...and you're
totally right.
555
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,507
I have to make Riley
the priority.
556
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,335
Seriously?
You know, she loves
pancakes, so...
557
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,988
it's, like, the only thing
I actually know how to make.
558
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,469
I'll make her blueberry pancakes
and braid her hair.
559
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,297
And she's got to
love that, right?
560
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,517
Come on.What?
561
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,867
Is this even
what you want?
I am trying
to want it.
562
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,695
I mean, it's what you said --
it's a package deal.
563
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,871
This whole thing is
supposed to be about
finding the right guy,
564
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:06,221
not proving that you can
get an "A" at everything.[ Scoffs ]
565
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,528
Oh, so all that stuff you
said about Owen being the
perfect guy for me,
566
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,225
I'm just supposed
to forget all of that?
567
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,444
No. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm just saying that this
568
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:14,403
is not about Owen.
This is about Riley.
569
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:17,319
Look, I know what it's like
to be the daughter
570
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,148
of a driven woman who
always put herself first.
571
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,323
Okay, that's not
who I am.
572
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,890
I --
I mean, it's not...
573
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,980
who I want to be.I know. I'm sorry.
I --
574
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:29,200
I'm just saying that if you do
this before you're really ready,
575
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,246
you and Riley could
both come to regret it.
576
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,726
Okay, let me think
about it.
577
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:34,293
You know, when we get back
to the mansion --
578
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,468
No, if you're gonna do it,
if you're gonna cut him,
579
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:36,991
you need to do
it right now.
580
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,209
Let's let him stay here
and be with his kid.
581
00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:39,907
He can't leave her again.
582
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,865
We're gonna make him look like
this incredible father.
583
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,389
There's gonna be
women, like,
584
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,347
lining up for miles
to go out with him.
585
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,957
I mean, you're doing
the guy a favor.
586
00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:49,656
I'll go get Owen ready.
587
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,094
This is the right
thing to be doing.
588
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,878
Fine.
I'll call him myself.
589
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,445
[ Cellphone beeps ]Uh, hey, Rachel.
590
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:58,926
Um, uh, where's Hurt Locker
and Honey Boo Boo?
591
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,623
Uh, well, I think Serena's
about to cut Owen,
592
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,321
and then we're gonna
pack it up.
593
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,366
So you just did the opposite
of what I asked?
594
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,456
Mmmmm...yes.
595
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,285
Great. This'll be a hometown
date to remember.
596
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,809
Come on. It's gonna be some big,
huge, tearful goodbye.
597
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,376
There's not gonna be a dry eye
in the house.
598
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:15,769
Oh, really?
Yeah.
599
00:22:15,812 --> 00:22:17,292
Then what else
will be on TV that night?
600
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,250
Because that's what
Iwill be watching.
601
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,905
No, Rachel, we're gonna
blow this thing up.
602
00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,168
Talk to me.
How much longer?
603
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:28,085
Our contestants have returned
to a primal state
604
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:32,829
in pursuit of winning the lovely
Serena's affection.
605
00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:34,440
Excuse me.
606
00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,531
♪♪
607
00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:39,793
Ohh!
608
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,187
It seems that August
609
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:46,626
has penetrated the deepest
within the earth.
610
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:48,323
That's not why
I did this.
611
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,281
August is the winner!
612
00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:53,110
It's not a competition, Graham.
It's an infiltration pit.
613
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,808
Wait, wait. What does
he get for the win?
614
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,984
Uh...a one-on-one date
with Serena.
615
00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,812
Hold on. Hold on.
Ain't nobody tell me that.
616
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,117
Hold on. Give me
that shovel.
617
00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:04,774
This is a joke.
All right, I'm out of here.
618
00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,559
This is stupid.
I'm done. I'm out, too.
619
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,299
Follow my lead.
Female gaze.
620
00:23:08,343 --> 00:23:09,431
You got me?
621
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,215
Absolutely.
622
00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,608
Let's sex this thing up.
623
00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,611
August, you can't go back
to the mansion like that.
624
00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:17,352
You're filthy.What are you doing?!
625
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:20,137
Give it here! I'll do it myself.
What's wrong with you?
626
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,617
Hey, Jasper,
get back here!
627
00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:22,966
I am not your show monkey,
little girl.
628
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,011
Good luck with this,
Tarzan.
629
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,754
What the hell
are you doing?
630
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:29,886
Are you a child?You need to clean yourself
off there, big boy.
631
00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:31,279
Okay.
You all right?
632
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:32,672
What are you --Oh, there we go!
633
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,977
That's nice and clean
for you, buddy.
634
00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,631
Is this soft-core
enough for you?
635
00:23:35,675 --> 00:23:37,416
Well, we had girls in bikinis
on the North Pole.
636
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,461
I'd say this is revenge.[ Chuckles ]
637
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,811
I'm really glad Jeremy didn't
take you to Colorado.
638
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:43,683
I was a little
surprised, though.
Why?
639
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,902
Hometown dates
are like crew prom.
640
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,949
There's hotel rooms and
mini bars and doors that lock.
641
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,298
Everybody hooks up.
642
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:53,562
♪♪
643
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:54,607
Zach: Hey!
644
00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,785
Hey, I need to
talk to you.
645
00:23:58,828 --> 00:24:00,787
Yeah. We'll go
back to my house.
646
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:02,702
I know they're getting dinner
ready, and you don't want to...
647
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,617
You okay?
648
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:06,053
Like, not great.
649
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,924
Cutting him is best
for the kid.
650
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,318
You're looking out for her,
Rach. It's --
651
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,711
It's really nice.
652
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,060
You're doing
the right thing.
653
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,629
Owen: I'm sorry that
things have been
654
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,631
a little rough
with Riley and --
No, no, no.
655
00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,067
No, no.
She's --
656
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:22,417
She's amazing, and you
are such a good dad.
657
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,115
I mean, I-I can really see
how much you love her.
658
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,377
[ Riley screams ]
659
00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,510
No, no!
Get away from me!
660
00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,033
[ Screams ] Oh, you want a balloon?
661
00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:32,079
Hey! Get away from her! They hired me.
662
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,603
Daddy! The clown is scary! She's terrified
of clowns, man.
663
00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:35,909
They hired me to
give out balloons. I don't care!
Just get out of here!
664
00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:37,650
Right now, okay?Quinn, what are you doing?
665
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,086
[ Indistinct arguing ]
666
00:24:39,129 --> 00:24:41,480
[ Cries ]
667
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,786
Aw, are you okay,
sweetie?
668
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,527
Quinn: Oh, nice pee close-up,
Camera B.
669
00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:46,702
Jeremy, get in there!
670
00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:48,356
It's okay.
671
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:49,923
You don't have to be embarrassed.
672
00:24:49,966 --> 00:24:51,533
Put the camera
down, man!Rachel: Quinn!
673
00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,753
Put that camera down,
and you'll never pick one up
674
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,711
on this show again.
Rachel!
675
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:57,539
What are you doing?!I didn't have anything
to do with this.
676
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,149
[ Scoffs ]
677
00:24:59,193 --> 00:25:00,977
He's still there!
Get him away!
Oh, hey!
678
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,675
Owen: Riley![ Crying ]
679
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,111
Oh, my God! Riley![ Truck horn blares ]
680
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:05,634
Riley!
681
00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:08,550
[ Tires screech ]
682
00:25:08,594 --> 00:25:09,682
Riley!
683
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,424
[ Panting ]
684
00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,513
Are you okay?Yeah.
685
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,906
You okay?Yeah. Yeah.
686
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,256
You're fine.
Everything's fine.We got you.
687
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,389
[ Indistinct talking ]
688
00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:22,956
Come here.
689
00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,612
All right, we're gonna
cross the street, okay?
690
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:28,396
Good. Everything's
all right.
691
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,441
I got you.
692
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:32,531
Quinn, how could you do that?
I mean, seriously?
693
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,489
After everything
that's happened on this show?
694
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,969
The kid is fine.
695
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:38,145
You used her one
pathological fear.
696
00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:40,887
It was a clown!
All right?
697
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,889
I didn't know she was gonna go
running into the street,
698
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:46,414
like some scared
Chihuahua.
Quinn, she could
have died.
699
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:49,635
But she didn't, okay?
Besides, I don't understand.
700
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:52,420
Whatever happened to, like,
facing our fears, okay?
701
00:25:52,463 --> 00:25:54,335
I'm so sick and tired
of all this
702
00:25:54,378 --> 00:25:56,424
overprotective
parent crap!
703
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,165
I grew up without
a mother,
704
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,993
your mother
is a certified psycho,
705
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,124
and we are fine.
706
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:03,910
Most days.
707
00:26:03,953 --> 00:26:04,954
All right?
And look at them.
708
00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,826
They are a beautiful
family.
709
00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:09,219
I got all of her mama
juices flowing.
710
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:10,612
Idid that.
711
00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,309
I did what you
couldn't do.
712
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,663
Hey. Can I talk to you
for a second?Yeah, of course.
713
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,926
Hi. Sorry.
Are you okay?
714
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:21,623
Yeah, yeah.
If you want,
why don't we,
715
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,104
like, push the goodbye
by like an hour, or --
716
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:26,280
No. No, no.
I-I want to stay.
717
00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:28,021
I can't just cut him
after all that.
718
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,240
I-I know it's crazy,
but the way that I felt
719
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:33,330
when I saw Riley run into
the street, I just...
720
00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:35,463
Yeah, it was, like,
an amazing moment, for sure.
721
00:26:35,506 --> 00:26:38,379
But it was just one
intense moment.
722
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:41,121
And being a mother, it's --
you know, it's 24/7.
723
00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:42,992
I mean, nothing has
changed here, Serena.No, but it has.
724
00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,428
That's what I'm
trying to say.
725
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,735
And maybe I can
do the mom thing.
726
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,650
I mean, the way that I felt
about Riley in that moment,
727
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:51,871
I-I'm not gonna just leave
that here in Colorado.
728
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,873
Oh, yeah, okay.
729
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,178
Okay?
I mean, yeah,
of course.
730
00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:56,092
It's your choice,
so...
Okay.
731
00:26:56,136 --> 00:27:04,535
♪♪
732
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,455
[ Up-tempo Lati[ Sniffs ] ys ]
733
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,066
[ Gasps ]
734
00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:16,243
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
735
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,592
Give it to me.
736
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,680
Yeah.
737
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:20,726
[ Music continues ]
738
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,076
This is fantastic!
739
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:23,990
[ Camera clicks ]
740
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,297
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
741
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:28,516
[ Camera clicks ]
742
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:31,258
[ Laughs ]
743
00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,956
Brazil street dance
is the best!
744
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:39,092
It's a mixture of samba,
drums...
745
00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:40,571
and sex.
746
00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:42,573
You are unbelievable.
747
00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:44,010
Come here.
748
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,317
[ Camera clicks ]
749
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:48,579
[ Laughs ]
750
00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:53,062
[ Giggling ]
751
00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:55,761
Help me! No! She can't help you!
752
00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:58,328
No! I can't help you! I can't help you!
753
00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,461
See? That is called
a story arc, Rachel.
754
00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:01,723
She wasn't into it
at first,
755
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,420
but now she is.
756
00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,248
Well, I'm glad you're happy.
I hope it was worth it.
757
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:07,381
What -- Worth what?
Doing my job?
758
00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:10,210
Or doing yourjob,
actually?
759
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,995
You scarred that
little girl for life.
760
00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:14,301
She's gonna be
getting teased
761
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,737
about pissing her pants
in college.
762
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:16,956
I mean, do you want
to just, like,
763
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,435
set up her therapy fund
right now?
764
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:19,654
Just get over it.
765
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,354
Did Fiona put
you up to this?
766
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:26,487
She doesn't even
work in reality TV.
767
00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:28,402
She has no idea
what we do.
768
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:30,752
No one puts me up
to anything.
769
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:33,407
Right. Right.
770
00:28:33,450 --> 00:28:35,235
They are kissing.
That is yourguy.
771
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:37,759
You should be thanking me.
772
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:38,934
Thanks, Quinn.
773
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:44,505
♪♪
774
00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:46,246
Hey, Quinn.
775
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,161
I have some really
great news.
776
00:28:48,204 --> 00:28:50,511
While everyone was away,
I got August, Jasper, and Zach
777
00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:53,601
to compete in a dig-off
for Serena, and August won.
778
00:28:53,644 --> 00:28:56,343
What the hell is a dig-off?
That sounds ridiculous.
779
00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,301
I mean, it's a little
caveman macho,
780
00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,477
but I got some really great
footage of the guys.
781
00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:02,088
Look.
Okay.
782
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:05,918
Hi. Uh, yeah, this
is Rachel Goldberg.
783
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,093
I'm calling for my father.
784
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,271
Okay, well, can you just
tell him that I called
785
00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:12,228
and I'll try again later?
786
00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,621
Thank you.
787
00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:15,710
Chet: Hey! Where
are you going?
788
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,625
You got to get to the network
with that footage.
789
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,583
T-They're gonna cream in their
jeans when they see that.
790
00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:21,716
You just bought us
season 16!
791
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,196
So, you're really okay
with all of this?
792
00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:25,198
Yes, absolutely.
What are you talking about?
793
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,983
Do you know what Quinn did
to get that footage?
794
00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,029
She made a little girl
piss herself.
795
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,335
Well, listen, these things
happen with children.
796
00:29:32,379 --> 00:29:34,076
Quinn madeit happen.
797
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,906
She deliberately terrified
a 6-year-old who almost died.
798
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,821
I mean, how would you feel
if that was yourkid?
799
00:29:39,865 --> 00:29:41,780
Rachel, what are you
talking about?
800
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:44,826
[ Techno music plays ]
801
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,654
[ Laughs ]
802
00:29:46,697 --> 00:29:51,311
[ Music continues ]
803
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:54,705
Mud wrestling -- we haven't
done that before.
804
00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,447
Yeah. We can use
this, Madison.
805
00:29:57,491 --> 00:29:59,493
Good job.
806
00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:01,147
I kinda promised that
807
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,192
whoever won would get
a one-on-one date with Serena.
808
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:06,239
Mm. Well, you kindashouldn't
make promises you can't keep.
809
00:30:06,282 --> 00:30:07,849
No one-on-one dates
without my say-so.
810
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,199
Okay, but, you know that August
isn't even my guy, right?
811
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,766
Look, I'm totally
a team player.
812
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,682
I will help anyone
on the team.
813
00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:16,292
Fine. Okay?
814
00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:17,946
August can have a few
minutes to grovel,
815
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,122
but that is it,
all right?
Okay, thank you.
816
00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,255
Now go wave your pom-poms
somewhere else.
817
00:30:23,734 --> 00:30:26,607
Just find out who put up these
peacocks! I hate them!
818
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:27,738
Chet: Hey! Quinn!
Quinnie!
819
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,262
Is it true what
I heard?
820
00:30:29,305 --> 00:30:31,046
Did you scare that kid
on purpose?
821
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,874
Is the kid okay?
Yes.
822
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,528
Is the footage great?
Yes.
823
00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:35,659
What was it,
Fiona's idea?
824
00:30:35,703 --> 00:30:37,487
Oh, grow up, Chet.
825
00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:39,794
Hey, I'm all grown up, Quinn.
But you?
826
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,535
You know, I did what I had
to do for the show.
827
00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:43,319
And everything was fine.
828
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:46,061
You don't get it, do you?
You crossed a line.
829
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,847
Oh! Suddenly
there's a line?
830
00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,762
Yes. And if you were a mother,
you'd understand.
831
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,852
If you had children
of your own,
832
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,723
you never would've done
something like that.
833
00:30:57,507 --> 00:31:00,119
You're right.
I am not a mother.
834
00:31:00,162 --> 00:31:03,122
So how could I possibly know
if you're a good father?
835
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,299
Guess you'll have to find
someone else
836
00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,170
to speak at your
visitation hearing.
837
00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:09,955
No. Don't do that.
Hey, Quinn.
838
00:31:09,998 --> 00:31:11,086
Quinn!
839
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,524
[ Door slams, lock clicks ]
840
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:15,874
Please don't do this.
841
00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:24,752
[ Knock on door ]
842
00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,362
Hey, Serena.
843
00:31:26,406 --> 00:31:28,408
Yeah?Hi. Uh, you're
needed on set.
844
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:30,192
For what?
845
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:31,715
I think you're probably
gonna want to come
846
00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,021
and see this
for yourself.
847
00:31:33,065 --> 00:31:34,718
Okay.
Yeah.
848
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:41,203
♪♪
849
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,466
What's going on?
850
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,599
You -- You brought me out here
to look at a hole?
851
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,906
No. It's a water
infiltration pit.
852
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,516
Or, at least,
it willbe.
853
00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:51,692
See, this will make the mansion
more sustainable.
854
00:31:51,735 --> 00:31:53,259
Oh.
855
00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:56,392
And it was Madison's idea
to bring you here.
856
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,959
Not mine.
857
00:31:58,003 --> 00:32:00,309
'Cause you're just...
not interested.
858
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:03,486
Of course I'm interested,
Serena.
859
00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,532
But...whatever happens
between us,
860
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,099
that's --
that's up to younow.
861
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,363
I just want to use my time
left on the show
862
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:11,451
for something good.
863
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,105
[ Footsteps approaching ]
864
00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,758
Yo!
865
00:32:14,802 --> 00:32:16,586
I dug a hole, too!
866
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:18,937
[ Chuckling ]
Okay, let me see your hole.
867
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,069
Size doesn't
matter, right?
868
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,853
Look, I gave this hole
everything I got,
869
00:32:22,897 --> 00:32:24,681
'cause I want to show you
how serious I am about you.
870
00:32:24,725 --> 00:32:26,118
Not as a friend...
871
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:27,902
but as a lover.
872
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,208
As a man.
873
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:34,169
Do you even know what
an infiltration pit is?
874
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,562
Does it matter?
875
00:32:35,605 --> 00:32:37,259
Look, I got
3.8 million followers.
876
00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:40,132
I could tweet this out,
we'll have holes everywhere.
877
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:41,655
Whack-a-mole nation.
878
00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:43,396
[ Laughs ]Actually, I, uh --
879
00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:45,093
I promised Quinn that
we'd get back to the mansion.
880
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,661
We got to prep
for the elimination ceremony.
881
00:32:47,704 --> 00:32:50,185
Cool.
Well, thank you...
882
00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:52,057
Yeah, of course.
You like it, though, right?...for your holes.
883
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,580
Really, really great
holes, guys.
884
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,625
You love me for my holes, eh?
[ Chuckles ]
885
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,540
[ Indistinct talking ]
886
00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:00,979
[ Knock on door ]
887
00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,023
Come in.
888
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:07,159
Hey, Owen. Can I talk
to you for a second?
889
00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:09,770
You want to apologize?
890
00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:12,729
Look.
891
00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:14,775
I had no idea about
that whole clown thing.
892
00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:17,082
[ Scoffs ]
You expect me to buy that?
893
00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,519
That's her one fear, Rachel.
That clown didn't just
show up on its own.
894
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:21,303
I know. And I would do
anything to protect Riley.
895
00:33:21,347 --> 00:33:24,524
Which is why I wanted
to talk to you.
896
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,439
Look, what Serena did,
that was amazing.
897
00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:28,310
I mean, the woman's
incredible.
898
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:32,793
But...I really don't think
that she's ready to be a mom.
899
00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:34,447
You think I couldn't
see that?
900
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,101
You know, when
I got back from Iraq,
901
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,016
I had a baby dropped
in my lap.
902
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:40,931
I didn't feel it, either.
I panicked.
903
00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,498
Thought about dropping her off
with my sister
904
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:43,934
and asking her
to raise her.
905
00:33:43,978 --> 00:33:45,675
But I grew into it.
906
00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,808
And so will Serena.
907
00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,244
And what if she doesn't?
908
00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:53,509
Look, I'm just saying, I had
a complicated relationship
909
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:55,424
with my own mother,
and --
910
00:33:55,468 --> 00:33:58,123
Serena dove in front of a truck
to save my daughter, Rachel.
911
00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,516
That's the kind of
person that she is.
I know.
912
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,519
And besides, she has so many
other amazing qualities.
913
00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,565
She has
an incredible career,
914
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,437
she travels all over the world,
she goes after what she wants.
915
00:34:08,481 --> 00:34:10,265
Do you have any idea what
having a role model like that
916
00:34:10,309 --> 00:34:12,963
would do for Riley?A role model,
yes, but --
917
00:34:13,007 --> 00:34:15,357
Families are all different,
Rachel.
918
00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:17,968
I believe that Serena
will get there.
919
00:34:18,012 --> 00:34:21,929
And until then, I can be mom
enough for both of us.
920
00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:25,498
Look, I know that doesn't sound
manly or whatever, but...
921
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:26,890
No, it, um...
922
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:31,547
...sounds really
beautiful.
923
00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:37,945
♪♪
924
00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,643
[ Chuckles softly ][ Knock on door ]
925
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,297
Hi.
926
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:44,995
So, how was your time
on the frontier?
927
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:47,172
It was actually kind of
incredible.
928
00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,304
I can really see what a life
there would look like.
929
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:50,871
Mm.
930
00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:52,699
A life in
the-middle-of-nowhere Colorado
931
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,483
only seems like
a good idea now
932
00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:57,530
because you've been stuck in
this hellhole of a mansion.
933
00:34:57,573 --> 00:35:00,010
Don't kid yourself.
It'd never be enough.
934
00:35:00,054 --> 00:35:01,577
It's just...
935
00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:02,970
It's not who you are.
936
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,450
You know,
maybe it's worth
937
00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:07,235
giving up a lifestyle
to find a real connection.
938
00:35:07,279 --> 00:35:08,932
Mm.
939
00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:10,891
And who says you
have to choose?
940
00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:15,374
Why don't you have both?
941
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,160
You think
that's what we have?
942
00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,553
A real connection?
943
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,296
You tell me.
944
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:27,429
Where is Alexi?
Do you know?My darling sunflower!
945
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,518
Finally you came
back to me.
[ Giggles ]
946
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,694
This place is so depressing
without you.
947
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,174
I'm sorry if I'm late.Wish murder was legal.
948
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,958
Copy that.Some things are worth
waiting for.
949
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:36,656
Stop kissing her ass!
950
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:39,833
All right, people, let's go!
Let's go! Action already!
951
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:43,402
Oh, nice of you
to show up.
952
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:45,708
Yeah, sorry. I just...
953
00:35:45,752 --> 00:35:49,799
Gentlemen, we only have
four golden key rings,
954
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,932
which means one of you
will leave tonight
955
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,977
without having unlocked
Serena's heart.
956
00:35:54,021 --> 00:35:58,895
This was...
a very tough decision.
957
00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:01,159
And it honestly pains me
to know that one of you
958
00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:02,986
will be going home today.
959
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:05,163
Owen, I had an incredible time
960
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,121
with you and Riley
in Frontier Creek.
961
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,167
And I will always treasure it.
962
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,691
See? I made
a perfect family, Rachel.
963
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,388
[ Chuckles ]
964
00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:14,389
Thanks for coming.
965
00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:18,872
Jasper.
Boom!
966
00:36:18,915 --> 00:36:20,352
You've given me a lot
to think about,
967
00:36:20,395 --> 00:36:23,137
and I hope we can
continue our conversation
968
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:24,399
moving forward.
969
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:32,320
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is what I call a horse race.
970
00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,235
Alexi.
971
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:37,456
You know how much I love
your creativity and passion.
972
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,458
I hope I get
to see more of it.
973
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,635
Quinn: "Creativity."
That's a good word for it.
974
00:36:42,678 --> 00:36:45,246
Graham: Serena, this is the last
key ring of the night.
975
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,422
Dun-dun-dun!
976
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,729
Two men left.
977
00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:51,426
One, a close friend,
978
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,820
and the other,
a challenging lover.
979
00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,952
Ugh! Graham! Gross!
980
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:56,779
Thank you, Graham.
981
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,347
Zach.
982
00:36:59,391 --> 00:37:01,131
Oh. Don't do it.
983
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:03,960
I have had such a good
time with you.
984
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:06,833
But I didn't come on this show
just to have fun.
985
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,965
I came here to look
for a husband.
986
00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:11,229
I just don't see that being
in the cards for us.
987
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,752
So, it's -- it's this guy?
988
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,362
Come on.
989
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,972
The fireman's cool.
990
00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:17,539
But the rest of 'em?
991
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,802
You got
an Australian douche,[ Chuckles ]
992
00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,979
you got a Russian douche,
you got a British douche.
993
00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:25,025
You got the United Nations
of douche-dom here.
994
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:27,027
[ Laughs ]
I mean, come on. He's not wrong.
995
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:29,769
I'm telling you,
fun is underrated.
996
00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:32,032
In 10 years, you're gonna
come crawling back.
997
00:37:32,075 --> 00:37:33,773
I might just take you.
998
00:37:36,906 --> 00:37:38,952
Where has thatbeen
all season?
999
00:37:38,995 --> 00:37:41,302
Oh, now I wish we
could keep him.
1000
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:44,218
I wasn't leaving
without doing that.
1001
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,654
All right, douches.
1002
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,272
Hey, it's, uh...
Charlie, right?
1003
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:55,925
That depends.
1004
00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:57,449
You are consistently
getting footage
1005
00:37:57,492 --> 00:37:59,799
that my male D.P.s can't.
1006
00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:02,149
I mean, they have zero problem
shooting tits and ass,
1007
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,107
but when it comes to
lighting a dick shadow,
1008
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:06,632
they don't know squat.
1009
00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:07,894
So good work.
1010
00:38:10,592 --> 00:38:12,638
Wow.
1011
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:16,337
Last time that Quinn
gave me a compliment was...
1012
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,426
Oh, yeah, that's right -- never,
'cause I've never gotten one.
1013
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:20,298
Ever.
1014
00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,343
Did you and Rachel
have fun at prom?
1015
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,605
Whoa. What are you
talking about?
1016
00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:26,129
♪ I breathe, I feel
1017
00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,479
Listen.
1018
00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:30,003
I see
how you look at her.
1019
00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:33,311
I don't care if you still have
drama going on with her.
1020
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,877
I'm just not gonna
be a part of it.
1021
00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:40,448
P.S., it didn't suck being stuck
in a house full of hot guys.
1022
00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,279
Yeah.
1023
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,673
Thanks for letting me know.
1024
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:50,023
I will.
1025
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:52,025
Look, I know what
you're gonna say.
1026
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,983
You're gonna say that
I'm being blamey,
1027
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:56,246
but Quinn manipulated
this entire thing.
1028
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,379
And the worst part
is...it's worked!
Rachel.
1029
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:00,338
Rachel --So what the hell do I know
about creating a family?
1030
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,556
Rachel!
1031
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,992
I got to tell
you something.
1032
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:05,038
♪ Resembles life
from time to time ♪
1033
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:07,432
Asa checked out
of the facility.
1034
00:39:07,475 --> 00:39:09,042
What?
1035
00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,566
He called your mom.
She came and got him.
1036
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,481
I'm so sorry.
1037
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,831
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze
1038
00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,834
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪[ Sniffles ]
1039
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:21,010
♪ Notorious peace
1040
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:25,928
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee,
p-p-patiently be ♪
1041
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:29,018
[ Voice breaking ]
What are you doing?
1042
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,716
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze
1043
00:39:30,759 --> 00:39:34,154
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1044
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,156
♪ Notorious peace
1045
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,853
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee
1046
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:43,293
♪ P-P-P-P-Patiently be [ Chuckles ]
1047
00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:45,905
[ Laughs, sniffles ]
1048
00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,474
[ Car alarm chirps ]
1049
00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:51,998
Quinn?
1050
00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:57,786
Hey, um...
can we talk for a second?
1051
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,658
Oh, you want to
talk to me?
1052
00:39:59,701 --> 00:40:02,182
I thought I was the monster
who ate babies for breakfast.
1053
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,449
♪ I stood aside,
watched it come to life ♪
1054
00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:09,972
♪ With hills and lakes
in its embrace ♪[ Car door opens ]
1055
00:40:10,016 --> 00:40:11,670
Hey, hey!
1056
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,323
Let's go, sister.
1057
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,760
You ready
to blow this joint?
1058
00:40:14,803 --> 00:40:16,805
♪ Humbled God
1059
00:40:19,155 --> 00:40:22,637
♪ Unknown things
by the horizon ♪Hell yes.
1060
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,422
Well, get that tight ass
of yours in here.
1061
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:26,902
[ Laughs ]
1062
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:28,730
Hi, Rachel.
1063
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,558
Bye, Rachel.
1064
00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,690
[ Laughs ]
1065
00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:34,780
[ Car door closes ]
1066
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:37,260
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze [ Lighter clicks ]
1067
00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:41,482
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1068
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:43,092
♪ Notorious peace [ Whines ]
1069
00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:47,880
♪ Q-Q-Quivering glee,
p-p-patiently be ♪
1070
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,360
[ Sighs ][ Cellphone ringing ]
1071
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,493
♪ S-S-Shivering breeze
1072
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:56,018
♪ G-G-Glimmering dreams,
f-f-flickering sleep ♪
1073
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:57,498
♪ Notorious peace
1074
00:40:57,542 --> 00:40:59,500
What do you want?
1075
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,242
Hey, buddy. I saw the episode
last week, and I loved it.
1076
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:05,463
All that gay stuff --
worked like gangbusters.
1077
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:06,899
I'm getting calls
from other groups.
1078
00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:09,467
You are definitely
on their radar.
1079
00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:11,294
Really?
Yeah.
1080
00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:14,559
This is how awards campaigns
are born, my friend.
1081
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,778
The story was really
Quinn's idea.
1082
00:41:16,822 --> 00:41:20,086
Just wanted to go for some
deeper material.
1083
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,958
It's not about the content.
It's about the campaign.
1084
00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,613
Now, lucky for you,
I have deep pockets --
1085
00:41:25,657 --> 00:41:29,008
and enough pull to get you
the top-notch P.R. push
1086
00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:31,184
you need to get the gold.
1087
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,794
What's the catch?
1088
00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:36,058
You need my help,
and I need yours.
1089
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,582
You want the Emmy.
1090
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:39,018
What do youwant?
1091
00:41:39,061 --> 00:41:42,674
Quinn's head
on a platter.
1092
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:46,765
I need proof of every shady
thing she has ever done.
1093
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:50,986
You get me the dirt,
I get you the hardware.
1094
00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:53,423
♪♪
1095
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:56,992
♪♪
1096
00:41:57,036 --> 00:42:06,611
♪♪
1097
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:16,316
♪♪
1098
00:42:16,359 --> 00:42:17,273
♪♪
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