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**

Chet:
She's the female Elon Musk.

Serena is our girl.

Rachel: What's wrong
with her winning?

It's cool.
She can hang with the guys.

Quinn: Yeah, except none of
the guys want to hang with her.

It's like she's wearing
dude-repellent.

Have fun boys.
The woman you are at work

is not the girl
that a man wants to date.

I know what guys want.

And you've got to make him
feel important.

Can you help me?
Yeah, I sure can.

You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.

You're telling them
that they have to

dummy themselves down
to land some dude.

Okay, enough, all right?

Just get the hell out.

Dr. Simon: Your version
of "Essential Honesty"

just feels kind of blame-y.

Like you're using it
as a shield.

I am out of vodka, and it
is supposed to be stocked.

I set up our meeting
for that pitch.
Great.

This woman is looking
for a poodle. Not a man.

Then be a man.
Start the revolution!

-Hey, hey!

Call security, right now.

Come on, it's good TV.

Look at that!
That's what I was waiting for.

And cut!

Move over.
It's big enough for two.

There we go.

August.
Am I in trouble?

Yes.

* I feel the fever
coming over me *

We are
never doing this again.

Now, that's what
you said last time.

Well, this time I mean it.

Oh, you said that too.

Oh.

**

Ah!

Where'd you learn that?

Africa.

Now let's go to Big Sur.

Sunset hikes.
Hot springs at Esalen.

No, no, no, no.
That's never gonna happen.

You and me
naked in the redwoods.

That -- oh!

That sounds fantastic.

No.

That sounds like, uh...

That sounds like
career suicide.
Come on.

You must pick a contestant
every season

to have a fling with.

No, actually, I don't.

I'm your first?

Yeah.

Don't you feel special?

Now finish.

Okay.

**

**

Oh, hey.
Hey.

Where are you going?

Aren't you supposed
to be in wardrobe?

Uh, oh. I was just gonna
take a quick dip,

You know --
clear out the cobwebs.

Yeah. No. I don't really think
you have time for that.

Okay.
What, are you, uh,

not sleeping well
in the hammock?

What? No. Yeah,
I'm -- I'm sleeping great.

Yeah.
Couldn't be better.

Awesome. Yeah, well,
if you ever need anything,

you'll let me know, right?

Yeah. Yeah.
Of course I would.

But, I don't. I'll, uh --
I'll see ya, Rachel.

Rachel.

Hey! Hang on a minute.
I'm gonna go talk to Serena.

-Hang on a minute.
-Quinn!

They asked if you wanted
generic or name brand,

and I just got generic.
Um, I could --

Put it in my office,
moron!

Cranberry juice and meds?
Uh-oh.

Is someone experiencing
a hideous burning sensation

while peeing?

Come on. It's clearly
a UTI comfort kit.

Who's the lucky guy, Quinn?
Yeah, there's no guy.

It is pure, unadulterated,
pharmaceutical-grade stress.

Going in?
Oh.

Great.

I'm sorry.
What is he doing here?

Look, you should just go ahead
and produce your guys.

I am, right after
I go talk to Serena.

Uh, Madison
is producing Serena now.

Quinn, let's go.
You gave
the Suitress to Madison?

You made it very clear

that you wanted no part
of the "toxic sludge"

that we're pumping
into the world.

And I didn't want
to get in the way

of your "Essential Honesty"

so I took you out
of the mix.

You're welcome.

**

Oh my God.
America's sweetheart?

You stick with me kiddo,

and we're gonna have America
falling all over itself.

The network is really happy.

They're looking forward
to this week's fantasy theme.

Great.
That's -- That's great.
Oh.

For you.
It's just, um...

it's not really me.

Yes, it is.

See?
That's you at the party.

No, no.
I know that it's me.

It's just all the --
the nodding and the smiling.

It's not who I am.
What are you talking about?

Look at yourself.
You're having a blast.

But I'm not!
You're a natural!

You just have to be
a little more...girlie.

Remember our plan.

You know, it's --
it's very hard

to adjust
to being on the show.

But don't worry.
We'll make it easy for you.

Trust me,
we've got you covered.

[ Mozart's
"Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" plays ]

Today, eleven valiant knights

will vie for the hand
of our lovely princess.

But who will be
the purest of heart

and win
that all important one

Ah, Graham.
You look like an idiot.

Okay, cameras. Grab me
some close-ups on these guys.

Oh my God.
It's like "Game of Thrones"

puked up Snow White.
Ugh.

Oh, that's great.
Push in.

Push in!
Rachel: All right, Quinn,

look, I am really trying,
but this whole thing is just --

Well, Madison's
got Serena's back.

So just produce
your guys.

Quinn.
Hm.

This princess-in-a-castle crap

is dumb even for us.

Well, we're just trying
to fem your girl up, Rach.

This is end-of-days/
jump the shark time.

Doc, back me up.

It's an archetype
that's a little out of date.

That is working, okay?!

Come on. Tampon companies
are lining up to buy ads!

And Gary is texting me
about how happy he is.

You know what that means?
-Yes.

That another
over-privileged white guy

is happy
with the status quo.

It means that he has had
to put the knife down

that he has been
holding to my throat

for the past three weeks.

So, I am sorry
if you two are not happy.

But I am.
So deal with it.

Madison, we need
our beautiful princess

smiling and waiting
to be rescued.

Hi.

I'm Charlie.

Filling in for Freddy?

I'm really excited to work
with the Zeiss zooms.

It's my first chance
getting my hands

on those new lenses.

Adds five pounds
to the front of the camera.

It's a real joy.

I can't breathe.

Well, you look amazing.

Boom!
Ballet boy goes down.

Oh! The mouth-breathers
are gonna eat that up.

Hey, you wanted to see me?
Yes.

Pitch me.
I want to hear what you got.

What, like, right now?
Yes, Jay.

We already have a meeting
on the books. Per your request.

So, am I gonna have
to cancel that?

No. Obviously not.

I just...

Um, you need
to see this video --

No. Eyes are busy.
Use your words.

Okay.

Uh, so,

there's this gay
underground dance scene

in New Orleans
called "Sissy Bounce."

Don't flip out.

Sissy is
the gayest word now.

We've reclaimed it.
Oh thank God.

**

Hello.
I'm Chet Wilton.

Take a journey with me,
won't you?

Into "The Heart
of American Television."

Where it is.
Where it's been.

Where it's going.

What're you doing?
Join --

Jesus.

Uh, I'm doing
behind the scenes stuff.

like "additional content."

New media.
Yeah, yeah, I got it.

I just thought
you wanted an Emmy.
My --

I do. This is how you do it.
You engage the audience.

You can engage them
all you want, Chet,

but, um, this is what
they're actually gonna see.

I mean, it's totally cheesy.

Okay, so, um,
it's about making a space

for different kinds of maleness
within trap music,

which is a sub-genre
of hip-hop, which,
as you know, can --

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Are you kidding me?

Trapped in a gay,
hip

No. Quinn, that's not --
I mean...

who are we supposed
to sell that to?

A lot of places, Quinn.

I think it's an amazing way

to talk about male identity
and homophobia --

Have you ever heard
of network television?

I mean, I need
a four quadrant juggernaut.

Not like an eighth
of a quadrant niche show

that maybe gets
a summer run on basic cable.

Well, I think if you just, like,
actually saw this video --

No. Do better.

Oh, great.

Ow.

I am great.
All right?

Just get me a show
that I can sell!

I mean, don't you want
to make something

that people
are gonna talk about,

not just laugh at?
I mean, something --

something buzzy?

Zeitgeisty?

Exactly!

Ask these really hard questions
about men and women.

Like why this princess crap
actually works!

You know,
you get these guys to say

what they would
never say in public.

Get them to tell the truth!

Does Quinn know about this?

Okay, well, look, Quinn
is operating from a
place of fear...

I know, I know. I know.
...which is not gonna help her
get the empire she wants.

It's never gonna get you
the Emmy you want.

I'm just saying that we are
sitting on a story.

That needs to be told.

And you are just
the man to tell it.

Okay. This is crazy, because
that's what Crystal said.

Thank you, Rachel.
Finally, I am seen.

Let's do this.
Mm.

**

This is
all I'm supposed to do?

Just stand here and smile?

Well, you could, like,
try calling out to them.

You know --
like, "Help me! Save me!"

We're coming for you,
Princess!

See? They love it!

This is just...beyond.

Fine. Will you at least
throw some of these?

I thought I was a captive!
Why am I throwing out roses?

Who cares?
Just toss them and smile.

So, how do you feel
about today's date?

"Rescuing the princess?"

I don't know...
It's goofy,

the whole, uh,

"protect your woman" thing.

But girls like it
and we like it,

so...

Uh, why do you think
that is, Owen?

I guess things were
just simpler back then.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

Do you consider yourself
a feminist?

What? No.

Uh, I mean...I'm --
I'm not much for labels.

So, you don't consider
yourself a feminist?

Rachel: This is good.
Here we go.

Just let him settle
into the discomfort.

Don't say anything.

...In my experience
it can be an excuse

for some really
selfish behavior.

Ooh. Good.
We might be onto something.

What do you mean
by "selfish behavior"?

Look...my ex-wife

started calling herself
a feminist, and...

And then what?

You know, I'd just as
soon not talk about this,

if you don't mind.
No, we do mind!

Y-You, uh...
Ask him again!

Uh, I-I...

Hey, look, I'm sorry.

This is just really
important, Owen, okay?

It obviously affects the way
you feel about women.

What did she do?

She just...made
some choices. Okay?

Did she cheat on you?
Among other things -- yes.

-Rachel...
-That's awful

and I'm really sorry
it happened,

but that shouldn't affect
the way --

Me? You're right.

But when I got home
from my last tour in Iraq,

my wife
handed me our baby girl

and told me she was
done being a mom.

So now I have to look into
my daughter's eyes every day

and explain why Mommy had
to "find herself"

with Daddy's best friend.

So, I'm sorry,
but in my house,

feminist is just
a fancy word for...

For what? It's okay.
You can say it.

For selfish bitch.
We've got to cut.

I'm out of juice.
No. We're fine.

We've got --
We need a fresh brick.

-We -- We, uh...
!

Your only job is to roll
until I yell cut.

What did you want him to say,
Rach

That we think you're
all manipulating bitches?

Put cameras on me
I'll say it!

That's enough.

You cannot let her
get to you like that.

Well, I can't just stand by
and watch her work that guy.

You got to get the taste
of crazy out of your mouth.

You've got to find
another woman.

Worked for me.

Somebody light.

Fun.

Different.

Yeah, I, uh -- I had
this idea for a show.

I love it!
You do?

You know how strong
you have to be to do that?

You have to have
muscles inside --

I know. A-And -- And what's
so interesting about it --

Those asses
are incredible!

Uh, yeah.

I mean, there's
definitely that, but --
Who's this guy?

Uh, his name
is Xavier Chopin.

He's from New Orleans
and he's --
He's a talent.

Right?

Absolutely.

You know him?
Yes, I know him.

He's...a friend.
What kind of friend?

He's obviously
a very talented one.

This is all over
the world, you know.

Seriously?
Absolutely.

Of course.
Not this same, but...

The need to speak
with the body.

In any city, there's a club

where this kind of thing
is happening.

And is beautiful.

Huh.

Xavier is lucky guy.

**

What did your ex-wife
do to you?

Did she cheat on you?

What do you think?
Too concerned?

Not concerned enough?

Oh, perfect amount
of concerned.
Yeah...

We're getting
good stuff here.

This is
definitely Emmy material.

Our last three competitors are
stumped by the final clue --

a riddle to solve
to enter the tower

and at last, save our princess.

It's a tough one!
Let's watch...

How the hell haven't
they figured this out yet?

And how is this supposed
to help me find true love?

Well, someone's gonna
get the one-on-one,

and then
you'll go on a date and --
You know what?

Each knight
pursues his holy grail

and he who listens
ends the tale.

Does this have something
to do with the pony?

I can't take it anymore.
I just -- I can't.

I cannot do this anymore!

Take this shit off of me!

What the hell is this?!
I just -- I can't!
Get this off of me!

Get this regressive,
patriarchal shit off!
Aw!

Hey! No! Cut!
Madison!

I'm sorry, I just --
Serena is your girl!

You have to stay
on top of her!

No. Never mind.
I'm putting Rachel back on this.

Now, where the hell
is Rachel?!

Oh! Grr!

God made the sexes different

and God don't make
no mistakes,

so that right there
just goes to show that --

What the hell
are you doing?

One second.
Excuse me.

We are just shooting
some B-roll.

No, I didn't ask
for B-roll.

No, I know.
We're just using it,

we were thinking,
as a counterpoint --

Look, I don't need you
to tell me how to cut my show.

You're going rogue
again, clearly.

She's not going rogue,
she's with me.

Chet and Rachel.
My dream team.

Hey. I hear you guys
are interviewing feminists.

Where can I sign up?

Oh, how ya doing, Quinn?
Why are you talking to me?

Uh...
I was just being cordial.

Have you met me?
I don't do cordial.

Okay, I was -- I was
just trying to be polite.

You know what? I am the
executive producer of the show.

I don't know who the hell
you think you are.

Stop.
No. You
I need to go and fix Serena.

Now. Can someone help me
make this godforsaken show?

Man: Copy.
On my way.

**

Yeah. Super.

Really happy with the way
things are going.

Well, I was
rather surprised

that they convinced you
to go the full Rapunzel thing.

I didn't have
much of a choice,

because, evidently,
me as me

is a little too strong
a taste for you guys.

Wait a second --
that's not true.

Oh come on,
I cleared the room

during the poker game.
Why?

Because I know
Mark Zuckerberg.
That's not what happened.

Oh, that is exactly
what happened.

I'm sooo intimidating
because I have a job.

And a bank account.
And -- And, most egregious,

a point of view!
Oh, is that what this is?

You know what?
Why don't you just go home.

Hop on Tinder. Or call up
one of the yoga instructors

I am sure you have
on speed dial.

You don't know anything
about the women I date.

Oh, I'm sorry --
Is it Pilates?

Or
CrossFit?

Whatever it is,
I will bet 20 to 1

you will never end up
with a "ball-buster" like me.

Hey, what was that?

Oh, God.
Nothing.

Not a damn thing.

Everything good?
Peachy.

Have you come to gloat

about how I never
should have listened to Chet?

No.
I'm not doing that.

But, look, you got it
out of your system.

You good now? You want me
to jump you back into 2017?

What, like...
as a slutty nurse or something?

No...

How about just finding
a real-ass guy

that you want to hang out with
in the real

Does that sound good?

Sounds...

fairly impossible.

But I'm listening.
Good.

Okay, so, the guy
with the man

Ha!
Who, August?

Yeah, I'm thinking he might
actually be that guy.

The yoga dude?
Look, I know
what he looks like,

but I'm telling you,
he's so much more than that.

The guy has four years
in the Peace Corps,

right now he works
at this incredible NGO.

I mean, he's just, like,
a substantial human being

that cares about the world,
which I know you do, too.

That's a nice thing to say.

Listen, I know the kinds
of things that you invest in.

I admire the hell out of it.

I know that August
is going to admire it, too.

I really think
you're gonna like him.

After a day in the past,

our princess is back
to thinking about the future.

Her future.

And that elusive holy grail
of true romance.

I'm sorry for my little
melt-down earlier.

Austin: No, there's --
there's no need to apologize.

Oh, sure. Why would we have
a fantastic banquet table

with goblets and torches

when we could just
have two wicker chairs

and a Gerber daisy?

The princess thing
was insane.

Right?

Yeah.

I guess they were trying
to soften my edges a little bit.

Well, I think your edges,
they look just fine.

Besides, I like a woman
with a temper.

I lived with
a matriarchal tribe in Tibet.

They're the most majestic women
that you've ever seen.

Completely comfortable
in their power.

I fell in love with
every single one of them.

I think he's so interesting.

They're definitely
gonna click.

Yeah, after today,
I would settle

for a middle school
titty grab.

Vag still burning?

Only when I breathe.

Quinn just can't pull me
back to the B-team.

Okay, you realize I'm on
the B

And I've been here a hell
of a lot longer than you have.

Well, yeah, but...I have
a show under my belt.

You shot a pilot, Madison.
Exactly.

And how many pilots do you
have under your belt?

Yo, man, Serena's
under a lot of pressure.

Give her a break.

Aw, Fireman.
You're so sweet, bro.

You're so sweet.
My name is Owen.

I think Mr. Fireman really
wants himself some Serena.

-Yep.
Who doesn't?

Jasper:
This is a reality TV show.

And I'm not an idiot.

Oh, well,
maybe you just haven't

made much
of a connection with her.

And you have?

Well, please enjoy
that connection.

Because there's not
a chance in hell

that you're going home
with her.
Huh.

Why is that?

Come on.
How much do you make a year?

What is it?
50, 60K?

I don't know, man.
She's already rich.

Maybe she don't
care about money.

You know what people who make
a lot of money care about?

It's money.
Yeah.

I'll guess we'll just have
to wait and see.

How much do you want to bet?
Let's make this interesting.

Whoa, whoa!
Who bets on women?

Are you kidding?
It's the only reason I'm here!

What?
You're here on a bet?

Wait till Serena finds out.
Quinn: Jasper's here on a bet?

I knew that Wall Street prick
was too good to be true.

We cannot let Serena
find out about this.

We cannot lose
another wifey.

Totally.
I thought
women were dramatic.

I mean,
in the grand scheme of things,

we've got, like,
four minutes on this planet.

And they have to count
for something, right?
Totally.

I have to say, you're not
what I thought you'd be.

How's that?

Well, I thought you'd be
a little more woo-woo.

Well, I'm --
I'm pretty woo-woo.

Yeah, but somehow
not annoyingly so.

Ugh.
Except totally annoyingly so.

What is your problem
with August?

You, like, loved him
in casting.

No, you loved him.
Of course I loved him.

He's a Greek God
who wants to save the world.

I mean...
Oh, pbht!

Don't you wish that --
that we could get out of here?

Just spend some time
in the real world?

Serena:
Where would we go?

Oh, Big Sur.
Esalen's right down the road.

Hot springs, sunset hikes...

You and me,
naked in the redwoods.

Wow.
That is...a lot.

Well, I just think,
every now and then,

you -- you
gotta break the rules.

Oh please.

You see something
you want --

then you take it.

What the hell is he doing?

Oh my God.
He's talking to you.

What? No, no.

Why would he do that?

He's your UTI.

**

You're boning a contestant?

Oh, nice work, Nancy Drew.

What are you thinking?
Oh, I'm -- I'm sorry.

Um, weren't you the woman

who tried to run away
with a contestant?

Yes, that's right.
That was me!

That wasn't you!

You could get fired.

I'm just worried
about you.

Wow.
That's a new one.

I mean, look at you --

you're sick,
you're drinking.

Those antibiotics
don't even work

if you mix them
with alcohol,

but you apparently
can't stop yourself.

This is self-sabotage.

You know what?
You are unbelievable.

After everything
I have done for you.

I'm sick of this
"Essential Honesty" crap.

I'm sorry. What is that
even supposed to mean?

Have you ever stopped to think

about what the past few years
have been like for me?

Picking up after your messes,
covering shit up.

Of course not,

why would you?

Because you always think
you know what's best.

Rachel always does
whatever the hell she wants!

It starts with a few
little B-roll interviews.

Next thing you know,
two people are dead

at the bottom of a ditch!

I am just trying to help you.

Well, don't.
I don't want it.

You begged me
to come back.

Yeah.

Maybe that was a mistake.

I wanted my dragon back.

Not this mess.

[Onyay Pheori's "Banshee"
plays ]

* Some would call this
paradise *

* But you'll always pay
a price *

* In Banshee, you'd take out
Granny if you could *

Jay: Rach,
where the hell are you?!

The guys are, like,
spinning out.

I need some Rachel magic.
Please.

Flying in.

**

Hey, Rachel!
Where the hell is Quinn?

Serena's still
on her date,

and nobody's even
in the control room.

Why is this your problem,
Madison?

Because I'm really
worried about her.

She's been drinking.
Like, a lot.

She was practically
falling down the other day,

and Gary saw it too.

John the bartender
says she's going through

a cart of liquor a week.

She needs help.

Like, rehab or something.

You know, there are people here
who can take over for her.

I could talk to Gary.
-Rachel!

There you are!
Think about it.

Oh my God, you were
so right about August.

He is amazing.
He's bright. And funny.

And the hotness is not even
worth talking about

it's so overwhelming.

I had such a great time.

I mean, I just --
I felt like I was being myself.

I felt like
he was being himself.

It just --
Oh, it felt like how dates

are supposed to feel,
you know?

Easy.
And comfortable.

And...oh.

Thank you.

That's all
I really wanted to say.

This is exactly why
I came on this show

in the first place.

What? Wait.

Why aren't you happy
for me?

Okay, Rachel.
What?

I cannot handle being jerked
around by the show anymore.

Please, if there's something
that I need to know,

just -- just rip off
the Band-Aid.

Rachel, please,
just tell me the truth!

**

There is no Band-Aid.

What are you talking about?
No, August is --

He is everything
you hoped he'd be.

I'm so happy for you.

Oh, thank you!

* You better be nice

* Some would call this
paradise *

* But you'll always pay
a price *
Hey, John.

Oh, hey, Rach.
How's it going?

Not great.

Um, you're fired.

Wait. What?
Why?

Why? Because you've
been stealing booze

and trying
to pin it on Quinn.
No. That's a lie!

I wouldn't steal booze.
I'm ten years sober.

Okay, well,
now you're fired.

Do you get it?
But you can't fire me. Rachel!

You shouldn't have
been talking shit

about the person
who signs your checks, dude.

So, what do you have to do
to win the bet, anyway
Wow.

You gonna ask Serena
to marry you

just to get
some kind of payout?

Look, you'd better tell her,
or I will.

No one is telling
anyone anything!

Now, just chill out!
Jay, please.
I don't need this.

I don't need the money.
I don't need any of this.

So, please, it has been
an absolute pleasure, gentlemen.

Enjoy yourselves.
Is there a problem?

$400,000 if he's the first
one to sleep with her?

How did you not
know about that?

Why is this a problem, exactly?
We can use it.

Blow it up
when we need some drama.

Jasper is supposed
to be a wifey!

He's still a wifey.
He's a villain-wifey!

It's killer -- We can reveal
the bet in episode six

and Serena --
I don't need a villain-wifey!

I need a wifey-wifey!
Why?

Quinn, we are loaded
to the tits

with wifeys this season.

We've got Owen,
and August and --

No, August is not a wifey!
What are you talking about?

Of course he is.
He's perfect.

He's amazing, actually.

-Hey, I've got to talk to Quinn.
-Jay was just leaving.

It's a little rough, but I think
you're really gonna like it.

Like what?
What are you talking about?

This is the footage
that Rachel and I shot.

No!

I'm not doing a symposium
on gender politics.

Symposium?
No, Rachel was right.

We have a st--
Rachel's right?!

No! Never!

Okay, look, you may have
come here on a bet,

but I've seen the way
you look at Serena.

You like her.
So what?

She's not into me.
She's made that very clear.

Of course she's into you.

And you're so clearly
the front-runner,

we would not have a show

if we let you guys
get together right away.

What do you mean?

We talked smack about you.

I mean, that whole
yoga teacher thing --

Where do you think
she got that from?

You are the only one
she has expressed

any real interest in.

Okay, that's great,

but don't you think
she has a right to know?

Of course I do.

But being a snitch
is not sexy.

You know that.
Don't blow it.

I mean, that whole date
with August,

that was a complete fail.

I just feel bad for her.
Me, too.

That whole date with August
was a complete fail.

That does make sense.

But listen,
don't even worry about it.

I promise you,
we are not gonna let her

find out about that bet.

I appreciate your discretion.

Of course we're gonna
tell her about the bet.

I just want to be honest.
You're her guy.

That's very sweet.
I'm telling the truth.

Really?
Trust me.

**

Hey, did you get a chance
to think about what I said?

Mm, yeah, I sure did.

And I just fired
your buddy John.

What
Why? Because he's a drunk.

He's been stealing booze
for years.

That's not true.
Why would you do that?

He's a bartender, Madison.

Okay? He can find
another job.

Not one with benefits.

His kid is sick.
You know that, right?

[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]

What?
Like, cancer.

Without this job,
his insurance is gonna lapse.

Oh, my God. This is not
just some contestant

that we can
kick to the curb.

This is real life.
This actually means something.

Why would you do that?

**

You really are as bad
as everyone says.

**

What are you trying to say?

Oh, no.

I'm running
out of time, Quinn.

And I have to do something.

This is for my boy.

Hmm.

[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]

You know, I really do want
for you what you want.

But you'll never
get your empire

unless you swing
for the fences.

And you're playing
it real safe, hon.

Mm. Funny, I don't
feel safe at all.

Rachel?

Are you okay?

My heart's racing.

I can feel all the blood
rushing through my veins.

Okay, what's going on?

I just tell one lie,
and I can't stop.

It's like breathing to me.

It's so easy.
And it just feels so good.

I just, like,
want it more and more.

What are you talking about?

All right, look.
You -- You were right.

I do use Essential Honesty
as a shield.

I mean, I have to,
because if I don't,

all of these horrible things
happen because of me.

I'm making them happen.
I mean, Quinn is right.

Rachel...
I am responsible
for every bad thing

that has happened
on this show.

That cannot be true.

Well, it is!

**

You don't even know.

**

Rachel.

This is a safe space,
all right?

Everything you say here
is totally confidential.

I just want
to understand.

**

Okay.

So, two people died
last season.

That's on me.

Quinn told me
it was an accident.

It wasn't.
It wasn't?

No. I made it happen.

How did you do that?

**

So, I went to Jeremy.

I had no idea
what he would do,

but I knew that he would
do something, anything,

to protect me.

And when I found out
what he did,

like, running those people
off that road,

I was completely horrified.

I never wanted him
to do anything like that.

**

But the truth is,

it was really
kind of thrilling

to have that power.

A.D. Dan on P.A.: Does anyone
have a 20 on Rachel?

Elimination Ceremony is up.

**

Rachel. Rachel, wait.

**

And so, our Tournament of Love
comes to an end.

And tonight only eight out
of our 11 daring competitors

will receive
a limited-edition,

customized, Swedish Army knife.

Swedish Army --

the solution for
every problem.

Quinn: I mean, seriously?

We should all slit
our wrists with that knife.

Look, let's be honest.

I'm not a princess.

And my search for love
is real.

It's not a fairy tale.

You don't have to be
Prince Charming.

You just have to be
a good man.

So, on that note,
there is one person

with whom I've made
a real connection.

**

August.

I had an amazing time tonight.

Will you take
this knife and stay?

Excuse me.
Sorry, mate.

Man: Hello.

Serena: Warren.
Will you take
this knife and stay?

Guy...Alexi...

will you take
this knife and stay?

Two knives, five men.

Who will Serena choose?

Oh, oh, oh!
What's going to happen?

Owen.

Will you take
this knife and stay?

**

Thank you.
Thank you.

**

And finally...
Serena, I need to
say something.

Jasper --
I don't know
what you may have heard,

or what these people
may have said about me,

but --
Jasper, stop. Please.

Is he gonna come clean?

Um, I'm the one

who owes you an apology.

I lost my temper earlier today,
and I wasn't fair to you.

Serena --
No, Owen,
just give me a minute.

I -- Jasper,

you've been honest with me
since the first night.

Vulnerable, even.

Then, things got confusing
for both of us, I think.

I'm really hoping we can
find our way back to that.

Yes.
Great.

Absolutely.

Thank you.
Mmm. Thank you.

Those boys look angry
at each other.

Preston: So, I'm out?

Guess I liked that
whole princess thing

a little too much.

Sayonara, Silver Fox.

All right.
That's a cut!

Another glorious
night of love

and passion and knives.

Great show, everyone.

No, dude, seriously?

I told you,
no booze for you.

Look, I had drug problem.

Alcohol is not problem.

There is new thinking
on this.

I have therapist.
Uh, yeah.

You probably shop at the same
therapist store we do.

Come on.

Do a shot with me.

You know you want to.

You know what?

No. Actually,

I don't.
You know what?

I don't believe you.

[ Indistinct conversations
in distance ]

Night-night, Bouncy Boy.

[ Indistinct conversations
continue ]

Quinn: Hey, Jay! Come on!
Come pitch me!

Let's go!

Okay.
Okay. I'm coming.

So, if you wanted to see
the rest of the lens series,

I'd be happy
to show you.

Got them
in the camera truck.

Ah, the "camera truck."

I know what that's code for.
What?

No. No, you said
that you wanted to see them.

I know I did.
You're right.

I really do want
to see them, just...

maybe not now.

Fair enough.

Hey, um, did you mean
what you said

to Rachel earlier
about feminism?

God, no.

Rachel just makes me
a little nuts.

You two were a thing, huh?
We were.

You know? Set life.
I do.

It's how I know not to go
into the camera truck

and hook up with my boss
on the first day.

Smart. Smart.

You know, if you want
to get to know me

and ask me out
on a real date,

maybe I'll say "yes."

Okay, so listen.
I know you weren't

into the whole
Sissy Bounce thing.

And I get it.
But imagine a show

about underground dance scenes
all over the world.

More dance?

Travel shows are tricky.
No, Quinn. This is --

This is so much more
than just a travel show.

It's about the universality
of the need for self-expression.

I mean, now, more than ever,
when the world is so fractured,

we need something
that reminds us

how much we all actually
have in common.

I mean, uh, I don't know.

Ugh. I just think
foreign cruise and --

And Alexi's gonna host it.

Really?
Yeah. He's --

He's -- He's so excited
about it, Quinn.

Wow.

I mean, now, that --
that could be something.

Yeah, Alexi has a huge
following.
I know.

His Calvin Klein campaign
was effing massive.

So, just as we're
premiering "Passport to Dance,"

we'll be getting free billboards
all over Times Square.

Look at you, thinking like
an executive producer.

Finally, somebody is
actually doing their job.

Yeah.

All right.
Let's make it happen.

For real?
Yeah.

Thank you, Quinn.

You're not gonna regret it.

Okay.

Ah, ow.

Right there. See
Just cut her out.

I know, Chet.

Just give me a second.

That's amazing.
Movie magic, dude.

Hey, Spence.
Chet Wilton.

Listen, I got some footage

you might be
interested in seeing.

Been thinking about
you all night.

Uh, yeah. You made that
pretty damned clear.

I'm sorry.
Was that too much?

I don't think anyone knows.

I mean, did anyone
say anything?

Did Rachel?
Okay, you know what?

We are done.

Yeah, you're right.

We are never doing this,
ever again.

August! I mean it.
It's over.

Look, it never
should have happened,

and as far as I'm concerned,
it never did.

**

Rachel.

I want you to know,

coming to me was
a very important step.

I want to help you
figure out where this --

this darkness comes from.

I like you, Quinn.

Why is that so hard
to believe?

It's not.
It's just ridiculous, okay?

If you want to stick around,

you have to get your head
back in the game with Serena.

Now, get the hell out.

Look.
No. It's not Quinn.

Okay? She's the only
real person in my life.

Then what?
Or who?

I can't.

This isn't going away,
Rachel.

**

* In the spark,
we saw a world *

* Of who we could become

* But then you shut it down

* And you walked away

* Before it had begun

* I will drink
my trail of tears *

* I will tell my tale of woe

* I will drawl now

* I will walk somehow

* Then I'll come in,
from the cold *

Aww.

* No more waiting

* No more waiting

* No more childish games

* I will stand
inside the fire *

* I will swallow
all the flames *

* I will rage inside the fire

* I will end this paradox

[ Mid-tempo
instrumental music plays ]

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