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Chet:
She's the female Elon Musk.
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Serena is our girl!
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Do I or do I not look like
a stripper mermaid?
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I brought my own dress.
I'll wear that.
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I'm Crystal.
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I am a student of Chet's.
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I'm so super impressed
by what you do.
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Are we ready to get
this sausage party started?
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Rachel: This is Owen.
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He could have
left his helmet at home.
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My God,
you're gorgeous.
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Next up,
we have Jasper --
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Wall Street-by-way-of-London
perfection.
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To a superior
and effective season.
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She's boring!
Goldberg, go.
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You kiss the short guy,
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you instantly
make yourself likeable
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and you get America
rooting for you again.
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Dr. Simon: She's clearly had
way too much to drink.
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I'm not really
comfortable with this.
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Rachel: Who's this guy?
Quinn: He is our new shrink.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Okay. Stop.
Come on.
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I just told you
to kiss the guy.
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This is the last watch
of the night.
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Billy.
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Are you kidding me?
What the hell?
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Now, how did that happen,
Rachel?
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So, how's she doing?
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She got really drunk
on the first night,
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made out with a guy,
and then cut him.
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Not the Suitress --
Quinn.
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I don't think
she's got it anymore.
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[ Leisure's "Got It Bad"
playing ]
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Honesty is
the absolute truth.
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Celibacy is a tool
which cements your commitment
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to "Essential Honesty."
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* Girl, you think
you got it bad *
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Remember, sex is a lie,
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therefore we don't have sex.
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But you have to be rock-solid
in your conviction.
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Because if you waver,
even once,
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you're not ready
to take the next step.
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* Walked up to the bone
and the same won't happen *
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n on PA:
Last call for hot breakfast.
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* Girl, you think
you got it bad *
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* Do-do-do do-do-do
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* Girl, you think
you got it bad *
Oh, Rachel.
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Rachel. Hey.
* Do-do-do do-do-do
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Hey.
Sorry to bother you...
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Oh, no, that's --
that's not a problem. It's --
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Hey, uh, I -- I know this is
against show rules,
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no Internet or newspapers
or whatever, but...
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is there any way
you could get me
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a little news
from the outside?
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Oh, I'm sorry...
I...
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No, actually, I'm so sorry.
We -- I can't.
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We just, um...
I un-- I understand.
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But right before
I came here,
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there was some trouble
in the Congo.
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Government's arresting
a lot of people and...
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well, I have Peace Corps buddies
down in Kindamba.
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Africa...
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Y-Your favorite place,
right?
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Yeah...
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Hey, how come I keep
getting the feeling
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that you are a lot more
interesting than your job?
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Are you guys having
sex right now?
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'Cause your nipples
are showing, Rachel.
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**
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I'll see
what I can find out.
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Thank you.
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**
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So, five out of six,
I think.
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Quinn. Yep.
Yep.
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How's our girl
Serena this morning?
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I've been getting war-texts
from Gary since 5:30 AM.
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Are you serious
The ratings were good.
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Not good enough.
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Yeah, we're still
squarely on the bubble.
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I promised him
tits-out sexy,
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and we delivered
our hottie Suitress
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in a nun's frock
kissing Mini Me.
Okay, fine. Fine!
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So the story wasn't exactly
what we wanted, but still --
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But if she hadn't
cut Norman,
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then maybe the people
would've come back to see
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if the jockey would ride her,
but instead we have --
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Hey,
why are you ignoring me?
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What is that face?
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The jockey did ride her.
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What?!
That is fantastic!
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Wait. Stop.
No.
Do we have footage?
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Where is the footage?
We got her way
too drunk last night
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and she's finally got her
head in the game, okay.
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She's in a good place --
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Serena?
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Yeah?
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Hi.
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Just doing a deep
dive on the guys.
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Trying to keep all
their bios straight
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before I go out there.
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This is her
in a good place?
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You got pictures
on all the guys?
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Yeah, I used one of those
cheat sheets the PAs have.
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Found it in the garbage.
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
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You picked through
the garbage?
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I know, it's very classy,
but I had to have a system
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so I can remember
who everybody is.
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And you have, uh, last names
and professions on everyone.
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That's impressive.
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Yes, well, I ask
a lot of questions.
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Where did you get
those Post
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The control room.
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What?
No, no.
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No, Serena, the control room
is a no-fly zone.
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Dorothy doesn't get to peek
behind the curtain here.
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Well, I did.
So buy a lock.
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Or fire whoever was
supposed to be guarding it.
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I was up at 4:00,
there was no one in there.
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Oh, I saw your security cameras
on the guys, by the way.
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Saw the security
cameras, Rachel.
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Oh!
Cowboy snores big time.
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Okay, so, Serena, we really just
want you to relax into this
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and let things happen
naturally.
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That leaves way too much
up to chance.
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I don't want to cut
the wrong guy,
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so I need to individuate
the contenders.
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Yeah, you wouldn't want
to have the wrong guy
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slip through your crack.
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It's how
I buy companies,
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so doing this any other way
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would be irresponsible.
I get it.
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I just --
Jasper, Jasper,
Jasper, Jasper.
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Mm-hmm.
Jasper is my guy.
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HBS --
All right, listen, Serena,
I know that things got,
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you know, things got
a little wild last night.
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You're just trying to get
everything under control --
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This has nothing to do
with control or last night.
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And how about you never
talk to me about that again.
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Can I get some space, you guys,
to prepare, please?
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Okay?
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Yeah, sure.
Uh, um.
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You know, we actually set up
a poker game for you tonight.
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Just, you know,
go out there
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and just show the guys
how impressive you are.
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Well,
I am gonna kill this.
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Poker game?
Oh, that will be sexy.
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Okay,
she's on something, right?
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Listen, she's just nervous,
all right?
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She's really,
really nervous.
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Well, then you need to
get her hooked up
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to a tequila I.V.,
all right?
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I need her lubed up
and user friendly.
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I want to be worried
about a gang-bang
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at least 10 times today.
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10 times, really?
Quinn, that feels like a lot.
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Hey, Quinn, uh,
I was wondering if --
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It is not a lot, trust me.
I am having a conversation!
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Ah, it's great
to see you, too.
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One stunning Suitress.
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13 amazing guys.
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All working harder
than ever to try to get lucky
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because today,
we're going Vegas.
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Featuring a very special
mystery guest.
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Ooh! Gosh, I hope
it's Copperfield
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and they make you
disappear, Graham.
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Okay, cut! I need a reset
and deal me up,
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people, let's go.
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**
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All right, you sinners.
Welcome.
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In front of you
is $500 worth of chips.
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Good luck.
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-They are gonna need it.
-Thank you.
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Serena: Here we go, boys.
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I will warn you,
I am very good at poker.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I'm scared, I guess.
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We'll do 200.
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Oh-ho-ho,
big spender?
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Mm-hmm.
She's doing great.
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I don't know, she looks
kind of road worn in HD.
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What is she,
like 32?
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Shut up, Madison!
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32?
That's depressing.
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Can't we say
she's like 29?
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No, we can't say that.
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Well --
Because it's not true.
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Well,
say she's divorced.
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At least at some point
somebody wanted her.
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I'm gonna ignore
that you just said that.
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We're just gonna
tell the truth.
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People are gonna
relate to it, okay?
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So, tell me Serena, how did you,
uh, get so good at poker?
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Well,
I got so good at poker
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because Mark Zuckerberg
has a game.
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You and the Zuckerberg?
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Do you think he really is
the, uh --
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the genius
that they say he is?
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Oh. I'd say he was
definitely the, uh,
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the second smartest person
in the room.
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Hm.
Well, now she's
just bragging.
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She is what my friends
and I call an "Old Sad."
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And what what is that,
exactly?
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Somebody who made
the biggest mistake ever
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and chose her job
over a boyfriend.
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Right, and now she's a mogul.
Wah.
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Madison:
Ha-ha, okay, fine.
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But who says being a baller
makes girls happy?
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If all you do is put
all of your life
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and energy into your job
and your career
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and that's all you focus on,
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then you're just gonna
end up like...
Shh!
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Say it.
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Man: That means that I'm out.
Thank you, sir.
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Bam!
Sucka!
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Oh, my God,
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I saw your bluff
coming down the road!
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How's that feel, Cowboy,
to be beat by a girl?
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Your tells are terrible.
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Warren: That's a good point.
I'm terrible.
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I'm also out,
so, have fun boys.
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Ohh, sore loser!
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All right, fellas.
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Let the real men play.
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And I'm gonna go
get another drink.
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Good luck, gentlemen.
Yeah, drown your sorrows!
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Me, too.
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Fellas.
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I'm out.
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Thank you, sir.
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Out?
Oop. That was quick.
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You are good.
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Then there were two.
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There were two.
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I'll raise you 400
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plus a one-on-one date.
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You're on.
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Okay.
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I think you're going to
enjoy losing quite a lot.
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You know what I'm hearing,
though, August?
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The sound of your money
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and our date
going down the toilet.
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Flush.
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Whoo!
Oh, my God.
Congratulations.
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So...
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you won?
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Cut!
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Well, that was a great idea
for a date, Rachel.
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She turned into
a condescending dickhead!
249
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,825
What's wrong
with her winning?
250
00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,627
It's cool.
She can hang with the guys.
251
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,262
Yeah, except none of the guys
want to hang with her.
252
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,264
It's like she's wearing
dude-repellent.
253
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,166
Come on, let's get
these guys back in there.
254
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,601
She's such a dumbass.
I know.
255
00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,236
Hey! Um --
256
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,104
Hey!
Rachel! Quinn!
257
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,209
The problem is not the guys.
258
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,145
The problem is Serena.
259
00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,680
What?
Okay, well,
that's ridiculous.
260
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,615
What is?
W--
261
00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,250
Hi.
262
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,218
Listen,
we think it's great
263
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,988
that you are super smart,
you're successful,
264
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,356
you can do everything
by yourself,
265
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,958
but what guy wants that?
266
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,325
A lot of guys.
Lots of guys.
267
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:54,127
A lot of guys.
Look, it's great that
268
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,196
you go to the office
and you kick ass.
269
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,198
Whoo-hoo!
And girl power and all that.
270
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,299
Look who I hire.
271
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,701
Hire? Wow.
272
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,903
But the woman
you are at work
273
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,173
is not the girl
that a man wants to date.
274
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,941
Rachel:
Okay. So, I'm sorry,
275
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,309
and what do you --
what do you want her to do?
276
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,044
You want her to just,
like, go on a date
277
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,080
and magically turn
into somebody else?
278
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,248
I mean, I-I go on a lot
of dates all the time.
279
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,750
Mm-hmm.
First dates.
280
00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,819
Yeah.
What about second dates?
281
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,353
Thought so.
282
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:23,390
Look, I might not be
the brightest guy in the world,
283
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,927
but I did create one of the most
successful shows on TV...
284
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:31,331
Right.
...because I know what guys want
and I'm not afraid to say it.
285
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:34,067
Now, would you like me
to tell you
286
00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:36,336
why you don't get
those second dates?
287
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,038
Oh,
this is gonna be good.
288
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,073
I'm willing to
hear your theory.
289
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:43,010
Women make it
so complicated.
290
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,213
All you have to do
to keep a guy forever
291
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,215
is bake him cookies
292
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,250
and give him blow jobs.
293
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,952
Oh, my --
That's a bunch of crap.
294
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,754
I'm speaking metaphorically,
of course.
295
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,255
Rachel: I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
296
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,926
You got to make
space for the guy.
297
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,694
And you've got to make him
feel important.
298
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,963
Maddy, come here.
Show her what I'm talking about.
299
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,932
Oh, sure, she knows.
Okay, look.
300
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,134
So, if you're going
on a first date with a guy,
301
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,468
there are only
three things you need
302
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,871
to put on repeat.
303
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,973
You are so right.
Yeah.
304
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,343
This is a great idea.
305
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,477
Can you, um,
can you help me?
306
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,146
Stop talking.
Yes.
307
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,447
No, no, no, keep --
keep going.
What?
308
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,749
You're not seriously
listening to this.
309
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,316
I-I am just
taking a pitch.
310
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,319
Okay. Serena, yes,
Chet can get you a guy, sure,
311
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,788
but he can't get you the guy
312
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,090
that you want in the way
that you want it.
313
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,125
Yeah, but can you?
314
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,828
If I go scuba diving, I hire
a scuba diving instructor,
315
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,797
so maybe if I'm messing up
with the guys,
316
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,199
I should talk to a guy.
317
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,168
Serena...
I'm not gonna
drop to my knees
318
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,435
or bake cookies
any time soon.
319
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,304
Come on! Seri--
No, I'm -- I will
320
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,940
give your strategy
a try,
321
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,909
and then I will
objectively evaluate it.
322
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,811
Sexy!
323
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,279
We'll work on it.
324
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,414
Come here.
Maddy.
325
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,051
Well, Rachel.
326
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,820
You just
lost us our girl.
327
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,422
To Chet.
328
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,424
Get back inside, boys!
329
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:11,298
**
330
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,170
O0 C1
Iand Serena is certainlyt
burning it up.
331
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,872
You see, she slayed
our guys at poker,
332
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,474
but will her luck hold
at the craps table?
333
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,511
Let's see how the dice
fall, shall we?
334
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,179
I am gonna add, uh...
335
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,419
Sorry, um, it's -- it's Guy
and Preston, right?
336
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,987
Yeah.
Can you help me?
337
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,388
Yeah, I sure can.
Yeah?
338
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,091
If you want a recipe
for roasted beet hummus.
339
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,993
Oh, that's really funny,
'cause I'm a chef.
340
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,129
But Preston here is just another
old white dude from Florida
341
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,997
trying to finish his sentence
without leaking.
342
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,565
What'd I tell you?
343
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,300
They're fighting over her.
Hey, I've been coming to Vegas
344
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,568
since before you were
in diapers.
345
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,870
If I were you,
I'd add odds.
346
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,272
Oh, wow. Yes.
347
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,541
That is a great idea.
348
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,009
Thank you.
349
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,811
Thank you!
350
00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,848
-Hey!
-Oh! Oh, wow!
351
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,482
You're on a streak, Serena.
Play the field.
352
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,184
I'm gonna back you, baby.
Thank you.
353
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,086
Let me get 100
on Big Eight.
354
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,921
Oh, on Big Eight.
You know what,
count me in, too.
355
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,190
Excuse me, big guy.
Oh, my goodness,
that is amazing!
356
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,860
I swiped a bottle
of champagne from the bar.
357
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,427
Mm.
The sooner you bet
all your chips,
358
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,428
the sooner we can
get out of here.
359
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,030
Oh, you are so bad.
360
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,466
Yes, he is.
Champagne bandit.
361
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,903
-Hey!
-Ah!
362
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,607
You're all a bunch
of good luck charms!
363
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,910
What did I tell you?
That's why you need me here.
364
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,945
I am a man-thropologist!
365
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,214
Hi, baby!
366
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:35,548
Hey!
Hi!
367
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,584
How are you?
368
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,387
Ah, you're back.
369
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,855
Isn't it
a school night?
370
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,994
I'll be right back, okay?
Okay.
371
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,228
They're no funny guys.
372
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,902
Um...
373
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,437
I actually
came to talk to you.
374
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,906
Oh, I can't wait.
375
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,640
I-It's kind of private.
376
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,310
And you're the only
one who can help.
377
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,246
Uh, Chet is giving
a building to Calgrove --
378
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:09,917
it is the Chet Wilton Center
for Reality Television Studies.
379
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,419
Mm. Talk about
higher learning.
Yeah.
380
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,255
He's put me in charge
of this fundraising dinner,
381
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,658
and I have never done
anything like this before.
382
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,261
Chet told me you were amazing
at handling his business
383
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,363
when you guys
were together,
384
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,166
so I thought maybe
you could make this,
385
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,634
like,
really amazing, too.
386
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,270
That's a pretty big ask,
Crystal.
387
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,139
I don't think I can
jump that high.
388
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,673
I-It's just so important
that Chet finally
389
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,276
gets the recognition
he deserves.
390
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,046
I mean, after all, he is
the visionary that changed,
391
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,148
like, the "grammar"
of network television.
392
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,615
I mean, it was his idea
for characters
393
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,317
to talk directly
to camera.
394
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,987
Hmm. Is that --
Is that what he's teaching you?
395
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,655
But it's not just
about his career,
396
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,091
it's about his whole personal
story with his father.
397
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,394
I mean, it's incredible that
he's had so much success
398
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,596
when he had such a tough
start as a kid.
399
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,398
Chet's father left
when he was 6.
400
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,968
So what?
There's a lot of kids
401
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,436
that have been raised
by one parent.
402
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,605
But Chet's father
didn't just leave.
403
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,308
I mean,
he took his own life.
404
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,011
I mean, the way
that Chet found him
405
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,947
in the garage
with the car still running...
406
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,615
Most people don't get
past something like that.
407
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,085
But Chet isn't
most people.
408
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,590
Okay. You know,
I -- I, um...
409
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,325
I got to get back to work.
410
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:29,196
Okay?
Okay.
Uh, so will you help?
411
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,331
Uh, yeah.
Don't you worry, Crystal.
412
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,566
I will, uh -- I will give you
all the help you need.
413
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,002
Thank you.
All right.
414
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,204
Okay.
415
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,638
He's so full of shit.
416
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,473
I'm sorry, Rachel.
417
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,976
But this whole show is supposed
to be about what I want.
418
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,544
Oh, what the hell
is going on?
419
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,047
I want a one-on-one with Billy.
He's really into me.
420
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,016
Yes, because you are
acting like a bimbo.
421
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,118
Thanks, but I already
have a bitter best friend.
422
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,386
What I don't have
is a husband.
423
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,188
Hence,
a one-on-one with Billy.
424
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:58,158
Now.
425
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,759
I say
we give it to her.
426
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,528
She -- You know, she's just
getting her groove on,
427
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,196
you know,
getting in the zone.
428
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,998
Let's just roll with it.
429
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,034
Fine. Let her do a lap
with Speed Racer.
430
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,035
Are you kidding me?
Hey, baby.
How you doing?
431
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,103
Billy?
432
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,771
We only picked him for the show
because he has a short fuse --
433
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,574
Look, he is a professional
race car driver, okay?
434
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,776
That is
flyover state royalty.
435
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,711
We need
flyover state ratings.
436
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,480
Tonight is supposed
to be a group date.
437
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,016
It is way too early
in the season for a one-on-one.
438
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,351
Rachel,
with all due respect,
439
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:27,054
Gary has a knife
at my throat, not yours.
440
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,456
So, for tonight --
at least --
441
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,291
if you could just
keep your mouth shut
442
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,326
and do your damn job.
443
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,395
And I "wuv" "woo" too.
444
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,264
What'd I miss?
445
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,800
Don't ever send your child bride
to do your dirty work again.
446
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,803
Uh, Crystal's gonna
turn 24 in June.
447
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,405
She asked me to help with
448
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:49,409
your revisionist-history
ego-boosting fundraiser.
449
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,245
She went to you?
God, that takes guts.
450
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,381
And if you want her
to respect you,
451
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,316
maybe you should stop
telling her lies.
452
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,452
Crystal and I have an incredibly
honest relationship.
453
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,354
Oh, please!
Yeah. Yeah.
454
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,390
You told her
that whole sob-story
455
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,825
about your father
killing himself?
456
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,460
You're right.
457
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,729
I shouldn't have lied,
and I'm sorry.
458
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,765
Well, don't tell me, tell her.
459
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,835
My dad did
kill himself.
460
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,238
Everything else I told you
about my family was true.
461
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,507
It's just that
one other part.
462
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,375
It felt shameful
to talk about.
463
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,345
**
464
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,315
Crystal makes me
feel safe enough
465
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,783
to accept the different
parts of myself.
466
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,753
**
467
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,360
I -- You -- You --
468
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,230
You -- y-you've known her,
what, like three months?
469
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,631
It's real, Quinnie.
470
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,334
I love her.
471
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,270
I want that for you.
472
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:53,673
It's life-changing.
473
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,709
I'm sure.
474
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,711
I'm sure what --
what is it, uh...
475
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,449
$20,000 a month
allowance?
476
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,117
I'm sure that's
real life-changing
477
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,485
for Crystal, too.
478
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,454
Quinn...
479
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,390
**
480
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,327
Okay.
481
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:22,402
**
482
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,340
O0 C1
The National Pee-Wee Crown
ewhen I was 15.s 10.
483
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,409
Oh, my God,
that's amazing.
484
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,478
Trump country's
gonna love this.
485
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,346
Silver Crown
when I was 17.
Oh.
486
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,914
I hate this show.
487
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,516
Then I went to MIT
and became a stock car driver.
488
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,618
You went to MIT?
No.
489
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,520
No, I wanted to see
if you were paying attention.
490
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,923
You are so funny!
491
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,226
Dan, get that gum
out of his mouth right now!
You're funny.
492
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,395
I need your gum.
493
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,197
Actually?
Yep.
494
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,798
Awesome.
Sorry about that.
495
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,166
No, it's okay.
496
00:18:56,603 --> 00:19:01,474
Uh, so, tell me
about driving.
497
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,611
You okay?
498
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,346
What?
499
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:10,783
Nothing, just, uh, you know,
seem a little...
500
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,920
You know, I'm here.
501
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,257
If you need to talk,
I'm here.
502
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,858
Let's get
one thing straight,
503
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:23,430
I will never
need to talk.
504
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:27,234
So if you enjoy getting
your barely-earned paychecks,
505
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,769
you won't ever
ask me that again.
506
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,608
Okay.
507
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,646
Fast and dangerous,
that's so cool.
508
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,848
Sounds like
my dream man.
There you go.
509
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,850
Quinn: Hey, Rachel.
510
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,519
How do you like watching
your feminist turn into this?
511
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,689
No, no, my life
is boring to our viewers.
512
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,824
I don't know about that.
You seem like...
513
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,626
Jeremy.
514
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:56,896
Owen, uh, hi.
515
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,765
Hey, come here.
I, uh...
516
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,400
Hey.
How you doing?
517
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,469
Hey, everything okay?
I don't know, I'm just --
518
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,437
I'm feeling a little bit
worried about Serena.
519
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,705
She's in there
with that guy Billy.
520
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,574
And the guy is, like,
such a douche.
521
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,276
Yeah, well,
Serena's smart.
522
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,977
She'll figure that out
on her own.
523
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,412
I don't know,
I kind of feel like you need
524
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,614
to go in there
and save her.
525
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,749
That's not really my thing.
What are you talking about?
526
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,785
You had that great
first kiss with her.
527
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,421
I really think you should just
go in there and defend it.
528
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,822
That's just gonna make her
feel uncomfortable.
529
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,291
It's not gonna make her
feel uncomfortable.
530
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,458
That seems awkward.
I mean, she's on a date.
531
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,626
He said he doesn't
want to do it.
532
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,428
Will you let me
produce the show?
533
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,463
Uh...
Oh, you mean manipulate
someone into doing
534
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,031
something that they
don't want to do?
535
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,000
Hi, Rachel.
536
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,403
I'm sorry, Rachel. Uh, I don't
want to cause any trouble.
537
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,605
Rachel,
can I talk to you really quick?
538
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,972
Do you remember that dress
539
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,308
you guys wanted me to wear
at the opening?
540
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,542
Do you think you could
get it for me?
541
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,943
Which one? You w--
What? You w--
542
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,445
You want the sequined
one with the boobs?
543
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,847
Yeah, Yeah.
I think Chet might be right.
544
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,582
I think this is
what guys want.
545
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,751
Guys want ugly ass
90-inch televisions
546
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,986
and they want threesomes
with you and your best friend.
547
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,722
It doesn't mean you have
to give it to them.
548
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,457
This is -- I mean, this is
just a -- it's a compromise.
549
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,326
Listen to me, okay.
550
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,528
I totally get it, I mean,
it feels amazing right now.
551
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,497
All of these guys are tripping
over their dicks to get to you,
552
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,566
but it doesn't mean that
you have dumb yourself down.
553
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,969
You are this smart, strong,
successful woman --
554
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,005
I know, and this smart,
strong, successful,
555
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,775
single woman
is asking you
556
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,378
to please get her
the dress.
557
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,348
**
558
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,555
Hey! What's going on?
559
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,623
Isn't it pretty obvious?
560
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,825
You're witnessing me
stress eating.
561
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,894
Right, and so now you're
thinking what's the trigger
562
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,029
for this girl's behavior?
Hmm?
563
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,931
You know, maybe it's Quinn,
the mother figure --
564
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,868
I mean, yes, we just
were fighting again.
565
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,770
And then
there's also Jeremy,
566
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,039
he's the ex-boyfriend with
all of the unresolved issues.
567
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:48,475
Or I don't know.
You know, maybe it's, like,
568
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,512
one of the six
or nine other people
569
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,447
I've almost made out with
on this crew.
570
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,915
You know,
this place to me
571
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,917
it's, like, just full
of triggers, you know?
572
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:00,920
It's like a goddamn
trigger buffet!
573
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,889
Is this what
your "Essential Honesty"
574
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,657
is doing for you?
575
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,993
Mm.
No, that actually works.
576
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,563
Mm.
577
00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:11,898
What?
578
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,733
I don't know.
579
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,702
Your version
of "Essential Honesty"
580
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,405
just feels kind
of blame-y.
581
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,440
Like you're using it
as a shield.
582
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,041
Wow.
And you got that after,
583
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:23,810
what, like,
just one conversation
584
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,512
at craft service?
Fresh eyes can help.
585
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:28,415
It just seems like
nothing is ever your fault.
586
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:31,784
And you blame everyone else
for your anger.
587
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,623
So I'm just wondering...
588
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,391
have you ever tried turning
589
00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:42,662
that "Essential Honesty"
on yourself?
590
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:49,536
No, I've, uh, never given
that any thought.
591
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,970
You know what's
my biggest trigger of all?
592
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:54,941
**
593
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,576
Getting diagnosed
by hack shrinks
594
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,977
who don't even know me.
595
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,947
**
596
00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:13,826
So, the first thing
you are supposed to check
597
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:17,564
when you get here
is my office bar.
598
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,900
I am out of vodka, and it
is supposed to be stocked 24/7.
599
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,669
I-I did.
600
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,637
I put two bottles of vodka
in there yesterday.
601
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:28,575
Well...someone must have
gotten into my fridge.
602
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:31,444
So, vodka on the rocks,
please.
603
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:36,082
You got your dress --
she's wearing it.
604
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,784
I mean, Chet's completely
brainwashed her.
605
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,519
That is great!
606
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,754
So the titties will be
flying high tonight.
607
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,456
No, this is not great,
this is tanking
608
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,824
the whole point
of the season.
609
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:47,059
You mean your whole
point of the season.
610
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,095
I mean, mine was the get
one of these ding-a-lings
611
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,763
to fall in love
with our ice queen
612
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,599
so that I can have
my hit show back.
613
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,767
This is what she wants,
Rachel.
614
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,670
She wants a husband.
615
00:23:57,704 --> 00:24:00,072
But if one of these guys
falls for this version of her,
616
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,475
they're just falling for a fake.
This is all a lie.
617
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:05,011
Hello!
Welcome to "Everlasting."
618
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,179
The whole show's a lie, Rachel.
619
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:08,848
Shh.
620
00:24:08,881 --> 00:24:10,550
Don't tell anyone.
621
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,822
Fine. You know what?
622
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,156
If this is what you want,
623
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,592
you can just
produce her yourself.
624
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:21,661
Ooh. Pfft!
625
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,829
Dropped...
626
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,564
I'm gonna put the...
627
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:25,698
Ooh! Hi.
628
00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,133
Quinn.
629
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:29,201
Um...
630
00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,871
Gary.
631
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:34,507
What are you doing here?
632
00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:38,144
I don't need an invite
to visit my own set.
633
00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,612
Let me just get that.
634
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,815
I-I-I got that.
I got it.
635
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,686
What the hell's going
on with you, Quinn?
636
00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:49,121
Nothing.
I am cleaning up.
637
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,258
As you can see.
And I am producing the show.
638
00:24:52,291 --> 00:25:00,700
**
639
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:04,704
O0 C1
Let's all give it up
for our siSerena.itress...
640
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:08,841
Whoo!
641
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,543
Quinn: And look, see.
642
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,979
Shrink-wrapped
and ready to serve.
643
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,914
Definitely would take
a piece of that.
644
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,282
See, it's all good.
645
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,284
We're fine, we're great,
and we're back.
646
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:19,285
We're back.
647
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,853
Oh, my gosh!
648
00:25:20,887 --> 00:25:22,789
That dress,
it is stunning!
649
00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,957
What is it?
Do you know
650
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,726
I --
you know, I don't know.
651
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,795
But, uh, why don't you go to
Barneys, get yourself one.
652
00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,830
Go ahead and get it.
Oh. Chet, you spoil me.
653
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,665
Aw, I like to.
Thank you.
654
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,935
All right, get ready
for a terrific surprise.
655
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:39,706
Because tonight's musical guest
is not a famous band
656
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,208
or a famous singer.
657
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,176
It's you.
Yeah.
658
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,678
You see, each of you
are gonna choose a tune
659
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,113
from our karaoke library.
660
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:49,716
And serenade Serena
with a song
661
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,984
that you think
will win her heart.
662
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,654
Where the hell is Rachel?
663
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,856
Why isn't she here
producing her guys?
664
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,758
'Cause she's having her
breakdown early this season?
665
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,260
Uh...
666
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:03,863
Come on, guys.
667
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,132
Now, you'll do great guys.
It's karaoke.
668
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,300
Let's have some fun.
669
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,236
A smoker.
Mm-hmm.
670
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,871
Man: * I've fallen in love
Thank God.
671
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:14,073
* And there's no turning back
672
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:17,644
Can I?
673
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,879
**
674
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,982
* Your love hit me hard
675
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:28,921
* You're like a heart attack
676
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,623
You have a Russian soul.
677
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:35,795
What's that mean?
678
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,396
There's a darkness.
679
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:41,868
In you and me both.
680
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:44,236
* Because I can't hide...
681
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,772
Right, which is exactly
682
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,840
why you should focus
your attention
683
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:50,677
on someone
bright and shiny.
684
00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:54,280
This woman is looking
for a poodle.
685
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,048
Not a man.
686
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:59,719
**
687
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,154
Then be a man.
688
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,423
Hmm?
Tell her your truth.
689
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,359
You know, show her
your dark side, stir shit up.
690
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,796
Fine. What did you
have in mind?
691
00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:11,297
You're a Russian.
And?
692
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:12,765
Start the revolution!
693
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,300
Blow this circus up.
694
00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:18,037
How
695
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:19,371
Exactly what I tell you.
696
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,406
You see?
697
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:23,275
Russian soul.
698
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,445
Very dark.
699
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,115
* America... *
Quinn: His vocal cords
are up his ass.
700
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,417
But come on,
a race car driver
701
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,219
singing
"America the Beautiful" --
702
00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,387
that's like
red state crack.
703
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:38,157
Whoo!
704
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,327
You must be
very strong woman
705
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,362
to keep up fake-smile
for this jerk-off.
706
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:48,467
How about I put real smile
on your face?
707
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:53,005
Okay.
Billy: * O beautiful
for pilgrim's feet *
708
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:54,774
Ladies and gentlemen,
709
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:57,409
I'm gonna show you
what real love of country
710
00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,178
and passion looks like!
711
00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:01,047
* America --
What are you doing up here?
712
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,181
Just for a second.
713
00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:04,483
* Vozrast staryy soyuz *
714
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,753
Are you really
gonna let --
715
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,054
Man: Here we go.
716
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,188
Was this planned?
717
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,890
Oh! Yeah.
718
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:12,792
I mean, we weren't gonna
just have karaoke.
719
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,469
Get the music going again.
720
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,505
* Brave --
721
00:28:28,841 --> 00:28:30,977
Quinn, this is supposed
to be entertaining.
722
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,145
Don't worry, Gary.
Um, hey, hey,
723
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,947
can I get another
camera on Billy,
724
00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:37,149
because he's gonna blow
right on schedule.
725
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,450
Watch, watch, watch.
726
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,890
[ Coast Modern's
"The Way It Was" playing ]
727
00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,792
Oh! Mic drop!
728
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,126
Billy:
Feel good about yourself?
729
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:51,030
Watch, America is about
to whoop Russia's ass.
730
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,299
You worthless
piece of USA trash.
731
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,167
Men: Ohh!
732
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,070
We own your country now,
by the way!
733
00:28:58,104 --> 00:29:00,272
I mean, he's right,
but I can totally cut that.
734
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,408
Oh, is that right?
735
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:04,944
Oh!
736
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:08,180
* And I realized the whole damn
time I been missing out *
737
00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,349
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
738
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,552
Guys!
* Oh, we never gonna go back
to the way it was *
739
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,521
Quinn, are you watching this?
Call security, right now.
740
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:18,224
No, come on, it's good TV.
Just let it go.
Are you --
741
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,558
This is exactly
the kind of stuff
742
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,460
I'm talking about
when I say "too far"!
743
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:24,230
This show cannot take
another lawsuit.
744
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,432
Well, if you don't want to know
how the sausage gets made,
745
00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,300
then don't come
to the factory!
746
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,404
Man: Hey!
747
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:33,906
-You --
748
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,441
* Did you get your fill?
749
00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:36,909
* Have you seen it all?
750
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,879
* Have you had enough?
751
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:42,314
* It's a jagged pill
you been choking on *
Just walk away, mate.
752
00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:43,449
Please,
not in the face --
753
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,918
Ohh!
Watch the faces, guys!
754
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:47,086
Hey! Enough!
755
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,921
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
756
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,057
Number-one rule on this show,
you never solve a problem.
757
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:53,259
Screw the show, all right?
Nobody gets hurt on my watch.
758
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,928
Stop it! We're supposed
to be enjoying a show!
759
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,429
Stop! Ah!
760
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,165
-Ahh!
-Oh, hey!
761
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,200
You get security
or I am calling the cops.
762
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,169
No, come here, come here.
Just wait.
763
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,437
There is a priceless moment
that is just about to happen.
764
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:08,140
I need a camera right now
on Jasper. And Owen.
765
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,009
Hey, you okay?
Oh, look, look, look!
766
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,878
Who's gonna get to Serena
first?
This is a liability!
767
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,245
No, hold on a minute!
Just wait!
768
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,249
Wait for it.
769
00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:21,053
* The way it was
770
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:24,123
* The way it was
771
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,624
* Oh, and we're never gonna go
back to the way we was *
772
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,226
Look at that!
773
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:30,096
You cannot write that stuff!
Look at it!
774
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:33,565
* Tell me if you wanna
roll with the rest of us *
775
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,568
That is what
I'm talking about!
776
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,470
That's what
I was waiting for.
777
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,406
And cut!
778
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,174
That is gonna be
in every promo
779
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,276
for the rest of the season.
780
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:46,178
Goldberg, to my office.
781
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,414
* The way it was
Boom!
782
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,021
O0 C1
783
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:58,024
Congratulations on
your little temper tantrum
784
00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:00,592
with street fighter
Baryshnikov.
785
00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:02,194
Okay, you can flatter me
all you want, Quinn,
786
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,096
but I'm so not
back on this train.
787
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,199
I just sent Alexi in
to stop the nuclear leak
788
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,135
that this show has become.
789
00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:12,104
Oh! I see.
790
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:15,507
This was a big F-U to me
because you're pissed.
791
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,643
But, I mean,
come on, face it,
792
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,611
that's when you do
your best work.
793
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,348
I am your muse.
794
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:25,317
Quinn,
this is not funny.
795
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,619
I mean, like it or not,
reality TV shapes our world.
796
00:31:27,653 --> 00:31:29,455
Oh, please.
797
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:32,158
You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.
798
00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:33,425
You're telling them
that they have to
799
00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:36,162
dummy themselves down
to land some dude.
800
00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:39,465
Well,
maybe it's the truth.
801
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:41,533
I mean, look at us.
802
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,702
Mm.
803
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:47,239
So, what?
You're just giving up?
804
00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,308
No.
805
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,944
I don't want
what she wants, Rachel.
806
00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,345
Bullshit.
807
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,114
You want exactly
what she wants.
808
00:31:55,147 --> 00:31:57,016
You're just too scared
to admit it
809
00:31:57,049 --> 00:32:00,519
because you're afraid
you're never gonna get it.
810
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:02,054
I mean, you went
all googly-eyed
811
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:03,722
when John Booth said
he wanted to have your baby,
812
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,291
you completely freaked out
813
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,559
over that diamond ring
that Chet gave you --
814
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,197
Okay, enough, all right?
815
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,966
I'm telling the truth.
Just get the hell out.
816
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,201
Quinn --
Go!
817
00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:17,103
Hey, Quinn, um,
Race Car Billy
818
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,370
got his hands on a phone
and called his lawyer.
819
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:19,605
He's saying that
Alexi provoked him
820
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:22,708
and it's all a big set-up.
821
00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,543
Great work, genius.
822
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:27,513
**
823
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:33,119
Hey.
Hey.
824
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,353
Crazy night, huh?
825
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,222
Yeah. You okay?
826
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:37,556
Yeah, thanks.
827
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:40,059
The dress is trashed,
but...
828
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:44,430
Eh. To be honest,
I liked the last one better.
829
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,398
Really?
830
00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:49,335
Seemed more you,
I guess.
831
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:50,602
Well, what does that mean?
832
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,571
I don't know.
833
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,340
Um...
834
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:55,674
Okay, um...
835
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,343
Well,
earlier at the craps table
836
00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:59,578
and then with Billy,
837
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,647
you seemed
kind of different.
838
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,515
Like maybe you were
839
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:07,053
dumbing yourself down
or something.
840
00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:10,322
You know, Owen,
you met me yesterday,
841
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:12,691
so you don't really
know who I am.
842
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:16,028
What I mean to say is that you
don't have to do that with me.
843
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,297
Well, I don't really have
to do anything with you.
844
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,399
Right?
845
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:22,134
W-- Serena...
846
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,440
**
847
00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:33,445
Hi.
848
00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,147
Sure glad that's over.
849
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,183
Hi.
850
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,751
Hey, uh,
did you happen to...
851
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,288
get any news
on the Congo at all?
852
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,490
I didn't. I am so sorry,
it just c--
It's okay.
853
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,625
No, it completely
slipped my mind.
854
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:47,759
I'm --
That's fine.
It's all good.
855
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,596
It's fine.
It's fine.
856
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:53,399
This thing tonight --
I, uh...
857
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,534
I feel ridiculous
in a suit.
858
00:33:55,567 --> 00:34:01,573
No.
You look amazing.
859
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,675
Thank you.
860
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,178
No...
861
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:10,082
Except for, um...
862
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,683
For this.
863
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,620
**
864
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:19,491
Actually,
I'm working right now.
865
00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,462
Yeah, me, too.
866
00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,432
**
867
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:33,172
Chet: Hey, hey, so, is Billy
gonna sue us?
868
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,640
Gary's all over my ass.
869
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,842
I sent Gary home,
okay?
870
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,844
I got a quid pro quo
from Billy,
871
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:42,114
but that's only if
Serena doesn't cut him.
872
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,682
Will she?
873
00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,484
She's pretty pissed.
At all of us.
874
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,319
AD Dan: All right, makeup.
Ah, that's good enough.
875
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,587
You're not gonna get
all those bruises out of there.
876
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:49,588
All right. Ready?
-Yeah.
877
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:50,589
And action, Graham.
878
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,724
Well, guys.
879
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:55,327
Uh, obviously it's...
880
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:56,628
it's been
a night of surprises.
881
00:34:56,662 --> 00:34:58,130
But we're still not done.
882
00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:00,232
You see, 11 of you
will be continuing
883
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,501
on your journey with Serena.
884
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:04,503
But unfortunately
for two of you,
885
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,405
Vegas is your last stop.
886
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,340
But no matter which road
you're on tonight, though,
887
00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:11,310
each one of you will
receive a very special,
888
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:14,913
commemorative "Everlasting"
tire gauge
889
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,184
courtesy of our own Billy Byrd
and Byrd Racing Accessories.
890
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,386
So call now
and mention "Everlasting"
891
00:35:20,419 --> 00:35:23,489
and get 10% off on
all of your race car needs.
892
00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:26,225
So, it's just a Billy
infomercial now.
893
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:29,495
Beats a lawsuit.
Serena:
It has been such a crazy day,
894
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:32,198
but I am still
very excited to be here.
895
00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:35,234
And I admire all of your...
896
00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,868
passion.
897
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,604
And I hope to see more of that
898
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,241
as we continue on
this journey together.
899
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:44,310
Warren,
900
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,511
Preston,
901
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:46,745
Jasper,
902
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:50,182
come and get
your tire gauges.
903
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:51,883
-Alexi...
-Oh.
904
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,453
-Yes.
-...Zach,
905
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,655
Guy, I can't
condone violence,
906
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,690
but there is something exciting
907
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,826
about being the center
of that kind of attention.
908
00:36:00,859 --> 00:36:02,761
Come on up.
909
00:36:02,794 --> 00:36:05,697
August, Barry, Jamie.
910
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,633
You tried to stay
above the fray,
911
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:11,637
and I really appreciate that.
912
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,473
Owen, I feel like
we're in danger
913
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,208
of losing what we had.
914
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,677
I'm willing to give it
another shot if you are.
915
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:21,447
Will you accept
this tire gauge?
916
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,717
I'm sorry.
No, hey, it's --
917
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:27,986
No, no, no, no, no.
918
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,356
Don't worry.
I'm still me.
919
00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,794
Serena, this is the last
tire gauge of the night.
920
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:39,465
**
921
00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:40,866
Come on, pick Billy.
922
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,534
Do not screw me.
923
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:44,803
We had a deal, Serena.
924
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,305
Billy.
925
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:48,574
You cold-cocked Alexi.
926
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,477
And your outburst
was childish.
927
00:36:51,510 --> 00:36:53,345
Come on!
928
00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:55,581
But I like a man
with fire in his belly,
929
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,749
so this tire gauge is for you.
930
00:36:57,783 --> 00:37:00,386
So come on up.
931
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,687
Quinn pro quo.
932
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,722
Don't get your hopes up.
933
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,324
Graham: Ken and Aaron,
934
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:06,725
I want to thank you guys
for a great day.
935
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,560
Your cars are waiting.
936
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:11,963
And cut. That's a wrap.
937
00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:22,408
O0 C1
-Hi,See, it worked.
Mm-hmm.-Hi.
938
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:23,509
Nice dress.
939
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,510
Thank you.
Thank you.
940
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,844
You got these guys
941
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,046
eating out of the palm
of your hands.
942
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,915
Thank you for your help with
this Billy thing, by the way.
943
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,783
Yes, well, the donation
check better be
944
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:34,052
to the San Jose Youth Shelter
by end of business tomorrow.
945
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,621
Consider it done.
946
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:39,791
Great idea.
947
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,560
You are so right.
948
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,529
That was...
949
00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:44,730
amazing.
950
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:45,864
Thank you.
951
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,337
God, men are stupid.
952
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,673
You good?
953
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,608
Yes. Absolutely.
954
00:37:58,076 --> 00:38:00,879
**
955
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:04,816
So, what? Owen's like
your little buddy now?
956
00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,352
What of it?
957
00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:08,520
Well,
that's your plan?
958
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,789
Did you come back here
to protect the "good guys"?
959
00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,725
That's how you're
gonna redeem yourself?
960
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,427
I don't know, Rach.
961
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:16,895
What's your plan?
962
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:20,499
**
963
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:21,700
Want me to hold it?
Okay, I can take it.
964
00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,068
Thought you wanted me
to hold it.
965
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:24,436
Why would I want you
to hold it?
I don't know.
966
00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,472
Is that the calfskin
or the caviar?
967
00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:29,107
It's actually the lambskin,
but without the graffiti thing.
968
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,109
Where did you get
the flower strap?
It was a gift.
969
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,411
Oh.
970
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,412
Oh, my car's here.
971
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:34,513
Bye.
Oh, okay. Bye.
972
00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:35,781
Hi.
973
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,986
All right.
974
00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:43,955
**
975
00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:52,431
Hi.
976
00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:53,965
Hey.
977
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,835
I, um...
978
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,904
I wanted to follow up
about the Congo.
979
00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,739
Oh, okay, oh, great.
Yeah?
980
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,742
So, it seems like the UN
is gonna intervene...
Yeah?
981
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:06,378
...and the rebels
signed a cease-fire.
982
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,113
That's awesome.
Thank you.
Yeah.
983
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:10,582
Hey, uh...
984
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,017
move over.
985
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,752
It's okay,
it's big enough for two.
Oh.
986
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:17,389
And if we're careful,
987
00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:19,124
it will expand around us.
988
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,993
See what I mean?
989
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,362
There we go.
990
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,502
Comfy?
991
00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:31,970
Hey, do you know
in the southern hemisphere
992
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,540
we have some stars...
993
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:36,542
that you never see?
994
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:39,010
And the ones that we do share,
they look totally different.
995
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,881
Mm.
Well...
996
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,183
Do you guys --
You guys have Orion?
997
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,755
That's Orion.
998
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,157
Oh. Okay.
Almost.
999
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:55,126
**
1000
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,203
Um...
Whoa, whoa!
1001
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,639
We have an early call
tomorrow.
1002
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:09,174
I'm gonna...
1003
00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:11,910
I'm gonna go.
1004
00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:12,911
Okay.
1005
00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,416
[ Adria's "Pull Me Under"
playing ]
1006
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:35,066
* I don't want to fear no more
1007
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:38,604
**
1008
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:42,541
* Can you make me beautiful?
1009
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:46,612
* Oh, oh
1010
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:50,148
* There is so much more to say
1011
00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:53,752
* But you don't say a word
1012
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:55,754
* I'm the sun, I'm the rain
1013
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,856
* Pull me under, under again
1014
00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:01,259
* I want to go, I want to go
where the wind blows *
1015
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:06,231
* Pull me under
1016
00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:10,569
* It's enough, just let me go
August.
1017
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,270
Am I in trouble?
1018
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,105
* Pull me under
1019
00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:15,874
Yes.
1020
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,710
August?
1021
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:21,179
* Oh, oh
1022
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,715
* I'm the sun, I'm the rain
1023
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:28,987
* Oh, oh
1024
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,923
* Pull me under
1025
00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:36,161
* Let me go
1026
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:39,631
You're so beautiful.
1027
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,066
Stop talking.
1028
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:43,301
Stop talking.
1029
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:49,507
* Pull me under
1030
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,946
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