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Welcome to "Everlasting."

Something's wrong. It's Mary.
Somehow, she got on the roof.

Give me your hand right now.

Come with me.

Mary! Wait!

One of our cast members
passed away.

I'm gonna call Legal.
We'll deal with the family.

But I want to zip this thing up
air tight. You hear me?

No lights, no camera, no action.

Whole season's
been kind of freaky.

It's my first one.

Maybe we should
postpone the wedding.

This is about Rachel.
Maybe.

There is just so much
that you don't see. It's...

When it comes to you,
I see more than you think.

Coming home?

Yeah.

I just left my wife.

We were on the beach,
stark naked, and we were in...

You know, we were in the middle
of... of doing it.

And suddenly,
there were lights everywhere,

just shining down at us.

It was the birding club.

16 old ladies just staring us
down at 5:00 in the morning.

The most embarrassing moment
of my life.

I don't even know
how you would do that.

I don't like having sex
on the beach with all that sand.

Yeah, that's what beds are for.

All right, easy, boy.

You've got enough toys
around here to play with.

I don't want the toys.

Sometimes a man wants a grown-up
to look him in the eye.

Yeah, and people in Hell...
They want ice water.

I got to go.

His royal highness

has you wiping his ass
awfully early.

Yeah, he was, uh,
just borrowing my cellphone.

I think
he had to call his lawyer

about the vineyard or something.
I have no idea.

Okay.

Okay.

But, um, look,
we... we have a problem.

What? What happened?
It's, um...

I can't stop thinking
about the other night.

Well, that...
sucks for you.

You should just
tell your fiancée about it.

Yeah, uh, look...

You know what?
It's...

It... We didn't mean it, okay?
We were in shock.

Rachel? Control room.
So it was just...

We got a big day.
I'm flying in.

I have to go.
Quinn's freaking.

We're not done, though.
I know.

We're talking later.
Right.

They say that every cloud
has a silver lining.

And we here at "Everlasting"
believe that to be true.

If the tragedy of
Mary Newhouse's untimely death

has taught us anything,
it's that life is fleeting...

What the hell is he doing
with an umbrella?

It's not even raining.

Cut! Cut!

Who wrote this crap?

It's just too much
doom and gloom.

It's my fault.

I'll adjust and give the note
to Graham.

Oh, hey, finally.
All right, here we go.

We are done with death, okay?

Give me romance,
romance, romance!

Let's get this show
back to what it's all about.

True love, baby!

Thank you.

All right, let's keep it cool,
guys. Let's keep it cool.

It's kind of disgusting.

Fine. Thank you.
Okay, okay.

This week, it is spa dates,
all right?

We've got four girls left...

Anna, Faith, Grace,
and Shamiqua.

Let's heat things up.
Let's keep America guessing.

Come on, nobody is guessing.
That boy is going for Grace.

You don't know that for sure.
Honey...

No, you don't... I may
be gay, but I know

what kind of punani
straight boys like, okay?

I'm with homeboy.
Grace has the lips and the body,

and she can count to 10...
I think.

That one's not even important,
10.

Anna's a total catch.

She's beautiful,
she graduated magna cum laude

from, like, Brown or something.

And Adam
is not as shallow as you think.

He's just not.

According to nobody but you.

All right, let's just forget
who the front-runner is.

I need a horse race.

So, Jay,
we need to amp up Shamiqua.

I want less brains
and I want more cleavage.

You got it.
Okay?

And, Rachel, I don't know
what to do with Faith,

but we've got to make her hot
for Adam.

And Anna...
Anna's got to loosen up.

Come on.
Have some fun.

Show some skin, you know?

Adam wants a lady on the street
but a freak in the sheets.

Capiche?

Right?

We got three more episodes
to get him to propose

to one
of these ding-dongs.

Excuse me, Mr. Wilton.
I'm so sorry.

Your wife is here.
Ex-wife.

Not soon enough.

We need to talk.

Uh, you guys can use my office.

My, that's so generous
of you, Quinn.

I talked to my lawyer.

Bully for you.
"Bully" is right.

You can have your divorce, Chet.

But I am gonna take you
for every penny you have.

By the time I'm done with you,

you are gonna be living in a
single in the City of Commerce.

Well, Cali's
a community-property state.

You'll get your half.
What are you doing?

You can't drink.
You're pregnant.

Oh, please. At my age, 50/50,
it's a flipper baby anyways.

And yeah, I will get my half.

But this little
sideshow attraction

gonna get everything else.

Child support's gonna take you
to the cleaners.

I'd think about downsizing
if I were you.

Look, my lawyers

are gonna fight you
every step of the way,

and your lawyers
are gonna fight my lawyers.

Mm, let the games begin.

And we're both gonna be paying
those lawyers millions...

Millions we both lose.

Or...

Or?

We cut a deal,
right here, right now.

Leave the lawyers out of it.

I'm listening.

Thanks so much.
I appreciate it.

Well, hello.
Hi.

Hi.
Here's to a good night.

Yes, and very little sleep.
Mm-hmm.

When you do sleep...
Mm-hmm.

You're very active.
Do you know that?

You drool
and you snore a lot. Just...

Lucky you. Lucky you.

Um, so, look...
Today, I, um...

I'm gonna need you
to bring your "A" game.

My "A" game?
Yes, please.

Three days after a woman died.
I know.

It's super weird,
but you know Quinn.

She's doesn't like to linger
on feelings or anything.

How about you?

Lingering?

My specialty.

Got it.
Yeah.

You know, she wants a little
romance to cleanse the palate.

Oh, I can do that. Not me, Romeo.
Them.

Get on out there.

You all feel weird about this?

What?
The show?

Yeah.
I mean...

Mary and all?

And we're just... here,
goofing off, having a good time?

Yeah, it's hard,
but what's quitting the show

or curling up in a ball
gonna do for anyone?

If I had stayed home
after my dad died,

I would be eating my feelings

and crying myself
to sleep at night.

At least on the show,
I'm doing something.

I'm staying busy.

I mean, do you really think

that Mary
would've wanted us to quit?

Ladies...

May I?

As a veteran of this series,
there's a little saying

we have in showbiz...
"The show must go on."

And in the case of
your quest for everlasting love,

the search must go on.

After 13 seasons,
that's all you got?

Well, that and an Emmy.

Yes! Hoo!

Oh. $50 million?

What were you thinking?

Come on.

I thought we weren't
gonna talk about that anymore.

Oh, come on.

I mean, I worked really hard
for that money, too.

And what did she do?

She shopped at Whole Foods
and Lululemon?

I-I don't like it
any more than you do,

but at least it clears the way
for you and me.

Yeah, I guess.

It's actually sort of sweet,

you giving away 50 mil
for little, old me.

And you are worth every cent.

Oh, we'll make that cash back
in no time.

All we have to do
is start selling some shows.

And...

Oh, speak of the devil.

There's Brad.
And the best part?

The Wicked Witch of Brentwood

won't be able to touch a cent
we make from here on in.

All right, hold on.
Hoo!

All right, here we go.

Hey, guys.

Hey!
Hi!

How's everyone holding up?

You know, it's...
It's been a little tough,

but we're getting through it.

I...
I feel terrible.

But how about those
monster numbers last night?

Right?

Yeah, 6.8...
Up 22% from last week.

Whoo!

Yeah, people should die
more often.

I know!
Unbelievable!

How's, uh, how's her kid doing?

Fine, I think.

Management is thrilled
with these numbers.

They want to capitalize
on the momentum, so get this.

They want to end the season
with Cromwell

marrying one of these chicks,
live, on air.

So we're talking about

a two-hour special
"Everlasting" wedding.

I mean, is that not genius?

Can you guys make that happen?

What if
we take it one step further

and use the wedding to backdoor
a spin-off for next season?

Right.

And... and, uh, we have Adam
and his new bride,

um, adjusting to
the upper-crust life in the U.K.

We'll call it "Royal Love." Oh.

Sweet!
I'll tell you what.

You get him to marry
the Mexican bikini model,

and you've got yourselves
a deal, all right?

She'll bring in
the Telemundo audience.

Okay.

Bye!
Boom!

That's what I'm talking about.

Synergy. You and me.
Oh, man.

We're gonna double that 50 mil
in no time.

I love you.

Oh, I love you, too.

Wait.
So, I don't get it.

Are you saying
that I've already won?

Isn't that great?
What do you say?

Shouldn't be so hard
to be married

to such a beautiful,
exotic, and compelling woman.

I mean, that's...
That's quite a proposition.

Um, so, on this show...

- "Royal Love."
- Ooh.

I love how that sounds.

So, uh, Grace and I...
We're gonna be married?

No. You'll be married
on "Everlasting."

You'll propose
in the final episode,

and then
we'll do a two-hour special

when we introduce
the spin-off.

A spin-off.
So exciting.

Yeah, indeed.

So glad you two are on board.

Quinn,
we're ready for Grace now.

Okay. Copy that.
I'm sending her down.

All right. So, just keep this
under your hat.

The only reason
why we're telling you this

is 'cause we need you two
to sign releases.

Thing's moving at warp speed.

Consider me signed.
All right.

We'll draw up the paperwork.

Thank you.
Thanks.

Uh, Quinn, uh...

before you do that...

You okay, Chief?

Yeah, look.
Uh...

Don't get me wrong,
Grace is a lovely girl,

but what you're suggesting
is absurd.

I signed on
for one season of this.

One season, that's it.

And look, I don't intend
to stick around for another,

so, I mean,
find yourself another patsy.

"What a lovely house you have,
Your Lordship.

Thank you so much for having me.

Mm.
So nice to be here.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

My name is Grace...
Grace Cromwell."

Practicing your accent, huh?

Your mascara's smudged.

Do you really think
he's gonna pick you?

Sluts get cut...

or that's what I hear.

Honey, I know
he's gonna pick me.

It's all worked out.

What is that supposed to mean?

The pressure is on, ladies.

Now, since Maya sadly decided
to, of course, leave the show,

each of you have made it
to the final four.

We know it has been stressful
for all of us

these past few weeks, which is why we're
giving you a chance to relax with Adam

and rejuvenate
at a tranquil zen paradise.

Anna. Anna, hi.
Smile, okay?

Behind me are candles.

Each one of these candles is
a symbol of your burning desire

to win Adam's heart.

Hey.
Hey.

Everything hunky-dory?

Yeah, hunkiest-doriest.
You got a sec?

I'm kind of
in the middle of something.

Okay.
Now's good for me.

Okay, cut.

Everybody take five, please.

Hey, psst.
Shamiqua, come here.

So, you're with me on this, right?
Really?

This is what it's come to
after hanging in there for weeks

through a suicide?
Now it's "flash them titties"?

Come on, girl.

Seriously,
you've got to give me something.

Or what?

Or we both go home.

You're my last girl.

Well, what makes you think
I can even turn Adam around?

Hey, he didn't want
to do this show.

You're our limey whisperer.

Okay, listen.
That was then.

We weren't asking him to sign on
and marry one of these girls.

Come on. We're talking
about a year here.

Then they get
a big, juicy divorce,

splash it all over the tabloids.

Screw all the D-listers
they want.

All right, okay.

So let's say that I, uh...

Let's say that I can, right?

Let's say I can turn him around.

What's in it for me?
Wheeling and dealing?

Oh, Mama Bear taught you well.

I'm just saying,
you are getting a spin-off.

He's getting another year
to promote his vineyard.

All right, all right, fine.
What do you want?

Peace in the Middle East.

A sailboat full of ponies?

Regular, miniature ponies?

Continue. Or?

My own show.

Okay.
Take "Royal Love."

No.
Just flat-out no.

I'm not gonna get in between
you and Quinn.

Oh, Quinn's with me now.

No, she's done her time
in the trenches.

It's your turn
to not have a life.

Come on.
What do you say?

Grunt to executive producer,
blink of an eye.

It's a deal of a lifetime.

All I have to do
is deliver Adam?

Well, on a silver platter.

Of course.

Oh. Hey, Adam!

Adam, can I talk to you
for a second?

Hey. I, uh,
wanted to talk to you.

Let me guess.

About "Royal Love,"
this ludicrous spin-off

Chet and Quinn
are trying to rope me into?

Just heard about it, yeah.

These people
are mad. I...

A marriage was never
part of the deal.

Honestly, it's only for a year.

Yeah, we'll just... we'll just
get married and just fake it.

Of course.
Brilliant.

I would never do that
to one of these girls.

Believe it or not, I actually have
a modicum of respect for them.

Oh, I can't wait
to get the hell out of here.

Yeah.
Copy that, buddy.

It's only
three more weeks, right?

Trust me, I'm counting the days.

A.D.s, go to two.

Copy that.

"Royal Love"?
Really?

Who told you?

A little bird with a great ass
and a deep throat.

Grace is such an idiot.

Yeah, which is why I should be
the one who wins this.

What?
Look, I don't even know

why they went to her
in the first place.

Yeah, they hook up or whatever,

but Adam came to my father's
funeral for a reason.

Okay?
We have a real connection.

I think that you would...
You would be great.

You would be so much better
than Grace for Adam.

I mean, if it were up to me,
it would...

It would definitely be you.

But?

Do you really want it?

'Cause I can work it on my end.

But you're just gonna
have to work it with Adam, okay?

You make him want you and then
get him on board with it.

Well, what about Grace?

I'll just...

You focus
on your future husband, okay?

I'll take care of it.

So, what's up?
We have a deal?

Yeah. Deal.

I like you.

So, each of our contestants
gets a chance to experience

an individual spa treatment
with Adam.

Let's see how it's going,
shall we?

Whoa-ho-ho!

Great idea,
showing a little more skin.

Ratings aren't the only thing
that're gonna be going up.

Soft-tissue massage.
Right.

Soft tissue.

Right.

Whoa.

Ah. Just start
with my back first, mister.

We'll see how far you get.

Beautiful, black boner killer.

Medicinal mud has been used for
centuries as a healing regimen.

So you want us to rub this dirt
all over ourselves?

The mud opens the pores to relax
and invigorate the body.

All right.

- Mm. Sexy.
- Ooh.

Check him out.

Okay.

Do you feel invigorated?

Really?
That's what you're gonna do?

Oh.
Mm. No.

You like that?!

Oh!
Who's invigorated now?!

Oh, I feel so alive!

Oh, no.
No!

Yeah!
You like it?!

You like that?!
Yeah!

Cut, please, cut.

The cedar enzyme bath

boosts circulation
and metabolism.

It's both relaxing
and energizing.

Seems... interesting.

So, wait.

We're just... we're gonna,
like, lay on top of it?

Oh, no.

You'll be immersed.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

The warmth you feel is produced

by a biological
fermentation process.

This feels good.

I can't...

Grace, are you okay?

I can't just sit here.

I...
Are you okay?

That's not good.

No! Aah!

I can't!
I'm not doing this!

No, no, no!

Cut!
Cut, cut, cut!

Grace?! Grace?
You okay?

I'm sorry.
I'm claustrophobic, okay?

Ever since I was a little girl.

Where I come from,
being buried alive is no joke.

- I can't.
- I'm sorry.

You didn't know
that she was claustrophobic?

If I did, do you think I would've done
that? Do you want me to go talk to her?

No, I'll handle it.

You just start setting up
for the next date.

Maybe that could be good,
you know, emotion-wise.

You know,
Adam consoles phobic chick?

Oh, yeah, more consoling.
That's hot.

I just...
I don't even know

that he's gonna go
for somebody so high-strung.

Brad wants Grace.
I don't give a crap.

I just want a show.

Okay, well, then we'll just
sell Anna to Brad.

I mean, she's so much classier.

Hold your horses, Tonto.

Let's see how the date
goes first, all right?

Hey.
Hey.

Um, locations gave me a bunch of
brochures of places we can go,

you know, for the wedding?

I thought that, you know,
we were talking about seeing...

I know.

Look, after...

everything that happened
with Mary, it just...

it really put everything
in perspective.

I want
to make things better, Jer.

Okay, guys, moving on.
Next setup.

Got it!

We need
to talk about this later.

Tantra is about
accessing our energies

to enhance pleasure
and dissolve the ego.

Oh.
This is really good.

With practice,
partners can make love for hours

and have orgasms
without touching...

Damn.

This bitch looks like
she could eat him alive.

Well, look who's a little minx.

I'd totally do her.
Mm-hmm.

Yeah, if she gives us heat,
so would I.

Breathe them in.
Feel them.

Sorry, guys.

Sound needs us to hold for a plane.
Holding.

You know,
this is actually kind of fun.

Breathing each other in?

Well,
I... I don't know about you,

but I personally prefer
physical touch when I orgasm.

Are you making a pass at me?

Do you want me to?

Naughty girl.

With the right person,
you have no idea.

Oh-ho-ho! Finally,
some friggin' chemistry.

Yeah. No kidding.
It's great.

Yeah, no, I need to do some
yoga, 'cause this is just...

Is there a lot of yoga
in England?

Don't know.

More a polo guy.

Well, I'm sure that we
could find some creative way

to release our energies.

What?

Yeah, you know,
just, in England,

we could find something...

You and me in England?

So now they want you
to go to England with me?

No.
Of course they do.

Yep.
Adam...

These people are vulgar.

They will do anything they can
to make a quick buck off us.

And you'd willingly
be a part of that?

I-I'm sorry.
I-I didn't...

I mean, I got excited.

What are you doing?

We're still shooting.
Forget it.

This date's over.

Adam.
Hey, hey, hey.

Come on.
Where are you going?

To get a drink.
It's ridiculous.

"Royal Love"...
Like I'm so bendy child's toy

they can twist
however they like...

Listen, I think it's a
good idea, for what it's worth.

You are literally insane
if you think

I'm gonna marry a girl I met
three weeks ago on a TV show.

It doesn't matter
how fantastic she is.

My God, they're both willing
to sign on the dotted line,

aren't they?
Yeah, totally.

What would drive a woman
to do that?

Oh, God.

Every single fairy tale
she's read

since she was about
I would say 3 years old.

Wine? Yes, yes,
thank you so much.

Mm-hmm.
Oh.

I am just telling you
to think about it.

You would be getting
everything you wanted

when you signed on for the show,
all of that exposure.

So many people
have taken that...

That reality-show
TV moment

and turned it
into something legit.

I'm sorry.

Is the real Rachel
anywhere nearby?

'Cause I don't recognize
this golem in front of me.

Oh.
What?

I get it.

What are you
getting out of this?

I would be the showrunner.

Of course.

It's everything I wanted
my entire career.

Well, since when?

Last night, you were
talking about writing novels

and saving African AIDS babies.

Those are just my dreams.
This is my actual life.

So you're using me.

Yeah, I am.

When I get used...
Mm-hmm.

I like to get paid a lot.

This deal's
not cutting it for me.

Another year
on a reality TV show,

dancing for the organ grinder?

No way. Besides,
you know as well as I do

I did this so I could
get away from my family.

I do this insipid "Royal Love,"
I'm back where I started,

only with more
for them to ridicule me with.

Listen, I'm just telling you
to think about it.

The marriage wouldn't be real.
You could have it annulled.

It would be real.

This may shock you, Rachel,

but marriage actually
means something to me.

What the hell is this?

No, Rachel, Jay,
why is the mansion prepped?

The elimination ceremony
is tomorrow.

Damn it! Answer!
All right?

Come on.
This is all wrong.

Or...
maybe it's just right.

Shall we check it out?

What?

Mmm.
Oh, my God.

What is this?

Cuisse de grenouilles
sur un baton.

Frog legs on a stick.

Frog.
No shit.

This, um...

This whole thing
is... is too much.

This must've cost you a mint.

You gave away $50 million
this morning.

I don't want
to talk about money.

I want to talk about you...
And me.

The only thing that matters
is us.

We'll make money.

"Royal Love," whatever.

Open it.

It's your turn now.

But you're not
even divorced yet.

I say as soon as the papers
come in, let's just do it.

I don't want to wait anymore,
not after eight years.

Will you marry me?

Screw it.
Yes, yes.

Let's get married.

Let's get married.

So, you know that thing
that we were talking about?

Uh-huh. Yeah,
it's not gonna happen.

What thing?

"Royal Love," with Adam.

He's not into it.
Oh. Well...

he will be.

You just got to give him
the right reason.

That's all.
I trust you. You know why?

'Cause you're a winner.

Thank you very much
for the vote of confidence,

but he really
is pretty out of it.

Well, I've seen you
at the top of your game,

and I think you're gonna deliver.
Not this time.

I'm sorry.
P.S.

You're doubting
your own powers, aren't you?

Creepy, little kid.
Follow me.

Let me show you something.

Oh-ho-ho!

Oh.
Oh, you feel that?

That is what it's like to be
in control, to be the boss.

You control the machine.

You can make it
do whatever you like.

What do you say
we take her for a spin?

Hey.

Hey.

So, um...
Listen, uh...

I know we've been going 'round
and 'round, but...

I actually think you were right.

We have been moving too fast.

Look, I-I told you
I didn't mean that.

I was just upset, confused.

You know, you and Rachel have...

You and Rachel.

Don't do this.

We have plans, Jer, for a life.

Rachel, she's... she's there,
and then she's gone.

She puts on a good show,

but she doesn't give a damn
about anybody but herself.

Look, you deserve someone who's
gonna love you all the way.

You know?
No regrets...

no holding back.

I'm sorry.

I'm just...
I'm not that guy.

It's fun, isn't it?!

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

This is every day for me...
The life, the show,

it's all coming at me
at 80 miles per hour.

Copy that.

And I make it work,
even when it gets scary.

Which it does. Hey, Chet,
what are you doing?

Stop pushing my leg!
More than you know!

Chet!

Ah, as much shit as I give you,
Rachel, I love you for it.

You know something,
I really don't like this.

If you really want
to make it, Rachel,

you got to be willing
to drive the car

as fast as it'll take you.

Even when you feel this close
to crashing and burning,

you've got to just keep driving!
Chet, let go of my leg!

There's nothing
you can't do, Rachel!

Nothing!
Chet!

Ah, well, lesson learned.

I just wish someone had done
that for me when I was your age.

Now...
go get me Adam.

These numbers are too low.

These numbers are too high.

These numbers
don't equal this total.

So whoever did this must've been
high or half asleep.

I don't care.

Okay.

You know what? Just go... go...
Go get it fixed.

I don't care how you do it.
Just get it fixed.

Hey, hey.
Thank you.

Uh, what was that all about?

Ah, some people just need
to be reminded of their power.

If we're gonna make
that spin-off money,

she's got to come through.

Oh.

Hey, why don't you, uh...

Why don't you check her out?

Make sure she got the message.

Okay.

Whew.

Are you okay?

You need
to pull your shit together.

Excuse me?

I mean, what is wrong with you?

You used to be like a shark.

Dead eyes,
no emotion, no weakness.

And now look at you.
I'm sorry.

Are you honestly
taking his side?

Because the guy basically
tried to drive me off a cliff.

Oh, please.
Holy crap.

That's a nice ring.
Yeah.

Yeah.

Chet and I are together now,

so you need to suck it up
and do your job.

Yeah, right. Which is what,
exactly? Just want to clarify.

You want me to go into Adam's room
and convince him to do something

that he doesn't want
to do, right?

Hell, yeah.
Since when is that news?

Okay,
how would you like me to do it?

Because you've taken away
his winery.

You've turned it into
the "Everlasting" theme park.

And now you're asking me
to get him back on board

with his family,
whom he loathes,

and, quite honestly, they're not
crazy about him, either.

Why are you letting Adam
get up all in your vag?

He's a prop, Rachel.

Because maybe I'm just sick
of being a manipulative bitch.

Oh.

Well, let me tell you,
sweetheart,

there's no sense fighting that.

That's who we are.

Where are you going?

To be a manipulative bitch.

No means no.

Unless it gets you
something you want.

Which is?

Which is your vineyard...
Adam Cromwell Winery.

Fat chance. It's the "Everlasting"
spa and resort now.

Not if you tell Chet
you're gonna do "Royal Love."

But only
as "Royal Renovations."

Okay,
you cut a deal for the show,

and you insist that
they shoot it at the vineyard.

And we spend the entire season
renovating it

and putting it online,

and you are not gonna commit

unless you get the vineyard back
at the end of the year.

I am talking about
the classy Cromwell one.

I'm not talking about the cheesy
"Everlasting" one. That's...

And I know that
it's another year of your life,

but at the end of it,
you get everything you want.

Okay, tell me.

Tell me that that's not
gonna impress your father.

It's actually not a bad idea.

But getting married
on reality TV?

No, just forget it.

Okay.
So you pick Anna.

You propose to her,
and then you just put it off.

So she's your fiancée
for one year. Big deal.

You spend a year of your life
with some beautiful,

smart, sexy woman, and...

you know, when the show's over,

you can...
You can do whatever you want.

No marriage.

Not unless you want to.

Okay. So let's say
I was interested.

Mm-hmm. What would I need to do?

You just got to get Anna back.

Right.

Madison!

This might qualify as coffee

from whatever fly-over state
you came out of,

but there is no way I'm drinking
this hillbilly monkey piss,

so get your butt down to the
corner and get me a real latte.

I got it.

Word of advice...
Don't roll over for Quinn.

She likes the pushback.

I mean, don't...
Don't be disrespectful,

but get in the ring,
have a little fun.

I'm... I'm not scared of Quinn,
if that's what you mean.

Mm. Guess that's why you flinch
every time she talks, huh?

I don't really care
how Quinn talks to me.

I have wanted
to be in this business

ever since I was a little girl,
and here I am doing it.

Glamorous life of a P.A.,
huh?

For now.

Hey.

Hey.
Hi. Hi.

Um, so...

I broke up with Lizzie.

You what?
Are you serious?

Are you gonna...
Are you okay?

Yeah, Rach, I'm more than okay.

You know, I was just sick
of ignoring the obvious.

What obvious?

It's you.

I just...
I don't...

I'm not even sure...

You sure now?

Okay, people...
Two minutes.

Two minutes.

After wrap,
meet me in your truck.

Seriously, it's gonna be good.

Yeah.

I promise.

Okay, guys, here we go!
Places, please!

And action!

Good evening, and welcome.

It's a sad night
here at the mansion,

as one of
our four remaining contestants

will be leaving us... I'm sorry
to interrupt you, uh, Graham...

Yes? ...but there's something, um,
I would like to get off my chest

before the elimination,
if that's all right.

Of course, Adam, yes.
What is it?

Uh, Anna, my behavior on
our date today was inexcusable,

and I was wondering if we might
have a moment alone together

before the ceremony.

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

"A" cam, stay with Anna.

And Adam on "B" cam go wide,
please? Thank you.

I am sorry about today.

I was upset,
and I wanted you to know

that it had nothing to do
with you.

It's, uh...

It's just overwhelming
sometimes...

trying to remember who I am

and what I want in the middle
of all this, and...

it's easy to forget

that I actually have
real feelings and desires.

And what's crazy

is that I know that you and I
have a connection.

And I... I'd really like to
take the time to explore that.

So would I.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Let's do that.

Chet, look at this.
Look...

Oh.
Uh, Chet?

Have you made your choice, Adam?

Yes, I have.

Can't say I'm shocked.

This entire show has been
an obscene waste of my time.

Well...

that's the last of my girls.

- I'm out.
- Bye-bye, Jay.

Sorry, buddy.

Bye, Jay.

See you next season, chica.

Mm.

Try not
to blow anything up, okay?

Hey. Tell me that one later.

Yeah, okay.

All right.
Hey.

Hi.
You were right.

Me?

We should get married
as soon as we can...

As soon as the papers
come through.

Us, Vegas, Elvis impersonator.

Let's do it.

That's amazing.
Yes!

Hey.

Hey.
Do you need something?

Uh, no.

I just wanted to come by
and see that you were...

okay with everything.

Yeah, like a dog with two tails.

Gonna get everything
I ever wanted, right?

Yeah, well, it seems like things
went really well with Anna.

Yeah. It did.
She's... she's lovely.

But we've been on two dates,
and what...

We're gonna commit to each other
for an entire year...

Adam, come on. What if I find
out she drives me insane?

Or I her.
What're we gonna do then?

Just fake it for a year?

You know something?

It's not even about
feeling anything or faking it.

It's just about
getting what you want.

What if I can't have
what I truly want?

* First kiss

Rach.

* Taste the barrel of the gun

Rach.

* Sigh

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